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Is there any hope for this kid? Is he going to get out?
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>>117561258
digits say no
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>>117561258
>leaving glorious communist state

why would he
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>>117561258
desu senpai he deserves what he got.
why did he go there in the first place?
why did he steal a poster?
did he not think they would make an example out of him?
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>>117561258
>going to most authoritarian state
>stealing their propaganda poster
he deserves 3 generations of hard labor for his stupidity
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>>117561946
>>117562118
Oh come on now. Kids do stupid stuff. Doesn't mean he should be imprisoned for 20 years, seems a bit harsh.
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no he will work at a labor camp for many years and if he is lucky he will subsist on critters and his portion of rice and salt. I have heard accounts directly from defectors that people will harvest maggots from the bodies of dead rotting workers and will eat rats raw in the camps.
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>>117562320
>He's never had rat carpaccio.
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>>117561258
>millennial rich kid does something incredibly stupid while being well aware of it
>gets punished

I do not see anything wrong here
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>>117562303

>Steals poster from a country known to kidnap people, torture people, perform medical experimentation without anesthesia for medical students and gas people in chambers
>Not just buying a fucking poster
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>>117563158
I'm not defending his actions. I'm saying that he punishment is unusually cruel and unfair.
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>>117563251
Well now he knows to stay away from North Korea, and hopefully so do other dumb ass millenials
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>>117563158
Why would you even go there if they're known for that is my question. The poster is just an excuse they were waiting for anyways
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So this guy stole a propaganda poster from Best Korea? I mean, regardless of what the dysfunctional autists here will say he probably shouldn't be incarcerated to life.
The North Koreans could use this was a way of starting positive diplomacy with the West.
Was he a tourist or did he jump walls?
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>>117561625
Pepe decides.

Digits means he gets off.
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Lmao this cuck is alive right now. As we type. Probably asleep on a concrete mattress waiting to smash gravel and get bullied by other prisoners.

as

you

read

this
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>>117561258
Just imagine what kind of awful shit they are doing to him right now relentlessly.
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>>117561258
His probly getting stretched right now if you know what I mean.
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>>117563567

>Why would you even go there if they're known for that is my question.

It's something different, if you follow your guide and do not cause any trouble you won't have any issues.

They have places to buy alcohol, souvenirs (Including posters,books etc). The tour is very restrictive but you do get to see what life is like and interact with some genuine North Koreans.

It's an interesting place to visit, but for westerners who are young and dumb it's not recommended.
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>>117564066
>awful

steal something
get punished
cry


he knew what he was doing and where he was doing it.

nobody should feel any remorse or regret.
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>>117564066
I doubt they are torturing him for stealing a poster, which country is he from again?
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>>117561258

he's a dead man. poor fool.
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>>117563251
We should go over there and change things anon, you know?
We are all humans.
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>>117561258
He's fine. He's busy teaching English in Pyongyang and the Norks gave him a wife (a Japanese abductee so he won't taint those master race Korean genes).
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>>117561625
Kek says he gets a bullet to the base of his skull.
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>>117563625
>The North Koreans could use this was a way of starting positive diplomacy with the West.
That's exactly what they are trying to avoid.
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>>117562303
>Kids
The grown ass man in OP pic taller than the guard posted to watch him?
We have you stop fucking calling young adults kids, if you're over 16 for whites and 13 for blacks, you're adult-sized and should be expected to conduct yourself like a god damn adult.
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>>117561258
Hes an actor, and a bad one at that.
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>>117564186
Yeah but what If I fucking trip and knock over a small statue of kim jong il? I'm not taking any chances
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>>117561258
play stupid games win stupid prizes
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>>117564434
Koreans are manlets from the fact that the country has no fucking food and everyone has a nutrient deficiency. That combined with the fact that asians are already small means that kid is going to look taller despite being a normal sized american.
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>>117561625
he gets out july 7th this year
these repetitive integers confirm

COME HOME WHITE MAN
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He deserves it for being stupid enough to go to North Korea just like sluts who wear slutty clothes deserve to get raped.

He could've gone to South Korea instead and fucked some qt korean girls but he just had to be a edgelord
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>>117561258
Honestly this Kid is donezo. His only hope left with Obama relations are straight up shit with the North right now. I don't see Kim cutting any deals anytime soon. Trump would probably just send in the seals then negotiate.
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>>117563444
Those identical integers.
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>>117562320

cant they just ask the rat to cook up a ratatouille dish.
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>>117561625
digits say yes?
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>>117562303
Would you say the same about tyrone getting jailtime for his weed
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>>117561258
watched the "trial".some things seemed fishy to me and it wasn't the chinese reporter in his hoodie among suits.
brief moments in his behaviour. eeh, it's probably nothing; no reason to silence me, CIA...
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>>117564189
I never said he didn't deserve the consequences for his actions. Only that best korea is going to be ruthless by snowflake standards.

>>117564212
Why not? He looks like a bitchboy that would be a prime target for torture.
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I'm okay with what happened to him because I don't like his face.
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>>117561258
>I bet his commi professor forgot to tell his dumb ass about the whole gulag part of communism

should of told obama he converted to islam or something
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actually i think he can get a good deal . if he acts like a propaganda tool for north korea. They already have two other whites there talking shit about usa on north korea television. I don't think they have it that bad. He sure as hell will never come back though
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>>117564296
Wtf I love authoritarian regimes with human rights violations now! I have truly woken up!
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>that fake crying
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1274642/Otto-Warmbier-breaks-court-15-year-sentence.html
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>>117565224
Because people aren't that cruel by nature, the Mexican/Brazilian gore videos that surface every now and then are hateful gang on gang violence with a precedent.
Would you hurt a person because he stole a -almost- worthless piece of paper?>>117565281
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>>117563986
it's insane to think about shit like this. like what the fuck.
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>>117564166
not by north koreans lol
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>>117564674
What's Japan excuse then?
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>>117565787
Dude the North is probably giving him a padded cell right now you really think he is out there with the other prisoners? White boy is to valuable for them to die off in the yard.
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>>117563986
Poor guy.
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>>117565088
>>117565088
Jailtime for weed is less than jailtime for stealing in NK. Don't be a retard and go to NK.
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>>117565555
M-me too anon.

>>117565618
You are supremely delusional I'm afraid. Worthless poster to who, the kid? That's subjective. If it belonged to the state, then it was intrinsically not worthless.
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>>117561258
Is he doing an impression of rainman for the Koreans?
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>>117566015
in general tho. at this moment there are people all over the world being raped. tortured. living out lives that are almost inconceivable in their misery or their difference from yours. it's insane to think about.
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>>117565555
Wtf I love being retarded now!
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>>117562303
>go to north korea
>break their laws that they tell you specifically not to break
>get in trouble

whoa, it's so obviously a misunderstanding that could not have been avoided
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>>117561258
No, he'll "mysteriously drown" like that other American who went to NK.
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>>117564434
>giving 13 year old kids life without parole
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>>117561258
dont mess with kim. Hope this guy is in a mine somewhere
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>>117561258
let him burn. go into a country, break their laws, pay the price.
if he went into nk thinking he could steal their propaganda then he's too stupid to live, i don't care how "crazy" they are.
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>>117566298
Not realizing his minders probably put him up to it so they could get US Bargaining chip. Dude probably asked can i have this poster and they where like sure whatever.
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>>117566266

you can also think about the sacrifices of your ancestors that made you live as comfortable like you are doing now. And make sure you don't fuck it up for the next generation
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>>117566192
Easy to laugh at, but that's literally your best shot at some small measure of mercy from North Korea. You have to cry your ass off in front of everyone at trial and proclaim what a worthless loser you are, and all hail Kim Jong Un.
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>>117566560
Seriously. You can't go into a strict country and expect to be held to American standards. Retard deserves what he gets for being so naive.
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>>117566618
Fuck that a Real american would of gone out there and said fuck North Korea. They aren't gonna kill you your to valuable for them. Instead dude came off looking like a pussy bitch and no one wants that shit back here.
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>>117565618
No, I wouldn't. He shouldn't have been arrested and North Korea is fucked. I just don't like his face.

Also the whole thing seems really suspicious. Everything about North Korea is just funky.
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>>117565555
>>117566288
Some impressive digies, boys. Keep it up.
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>>117562320
>believing that propaganda
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>>117563158
what kind of surgery do you think they've done on him thus far?
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>>117561258
At least he'll get a book deal someday.
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>>117567006
are you kidding me lol
i'd eat a rat if i was there too all those prisoners are starving or hungry
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>>117566266
No one suffers more than University educated Western white women anon. It's like you don;t even know what real oppression is.
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>>117567182
good goy
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>>117561258
Considering the hateful rhetoric that NK spews against the US i suppose that this "trial" will be nothing but an humilliation circus with this kid as the main show
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>>117565016
fukken keked
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>>117567398
>le everything is a conspiracy guy!
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>>117561258
He will be liberated from the bonds of mortal life by the sacred cleansing fire of nuclear war.
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>>117564872
Who is ur gfriend bias pol?mine is enuha but sinb is funnest
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>>117566800
This. He could have made a speech instead he cried like a bitch.
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>>117561258
If digits then Kek wills that he dies.

But this is cruel and unusual. However with the circumstances being what they are in NK, he gets what he deserves. He acted too soon before the nuclear retaliation invasion.
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>>117561258
lmao what a fucking idiot

hope they shoot him
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>>117566298
suuuuu
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>>117567924
Why do you want him to get off?
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Fuck him. He aspired to work for the CIA and probably votes democrat. I hope he enjoys his new life eating rat shit and being raped by prison guards.
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>>117567982
do they do even worse things over there? it's hard to know with north korea they're not forthcoming with a lot of things
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>>117568101
They do wayyyyyy worse things I won't go into it because you will get nightmares.
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>>117565088
You really don't get jailtime in U.S. for weed, that's a liberal meme.

You could if you already have a fucked up record, but it's still not very common.

Most of these poor black youths who go to jail for "just weed" were selling it.
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>>117561258
He cried like this without even getting a chance to bomb their capital and have his arms pulled out of their sockets.

Millennials are such fucking pussies.
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>>117561258
>Is he going to get out?

Let him rot.

Anybody stupid enough to go to Best Korea deserves to stay in Best Korea.
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>>117568489
Or they were charged with another crime but after an arrest is done they search the apartment and find weed that gets added to the charge.
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>>117568999
Anyone dumb enough to leave their home country is a degenerate and deserves cancer
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He can end it at any time if he cares to. Sometimes people are too cowardly to die.

"When a man desires to burst forth and take his departure, nothing stands in his way. It is an open space in which Nature guards us. When our plight is such as to permit it, we may look about us for an easy exit. If you have many opportunities ready to hand, by means of which you may liberate yourself, you may make a selection and think over the best way of gaining freedom; but if a chance is hard to find, instead of the best, snatch the next best, even though it be something unheard of, something new. If you do not lack the courage, you will not lack the cleverness, to die. 25. See how even the lowest class of slave, when suffering goads him on, is aroused and discovers a way to deceive even the most watchful guards! He is truly great who not only has given himself the order to die, but has also found the means."

t. Seneca
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>>117569068
That's exactly it.
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>>117562303
He doesn't DESERVE 20 years, but what did he expect? Coal burning whores don't DESERVE to get beaten half to death, but what do they expect?

Actions have consequences and they're often incredibly harsh, be prepared to deal with them when you do stupid shit.
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>>117566800
stfu pussy, saying "fuck north korea" would land you in a jail
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>>117569068
I run data for a court in Indianapolis. I can confirm that nobody goes to jail for marijuana (or other petty misdemeanors like disorderly conduct or resisting arrest). They get 10 charges and plead guilty to the lowest one. I saw armed robbery knocked down to disorderly conduct (he was young, but still that's bullshit). If you go away for pot you must have done some crazy shit to make it the last straw.
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>>117567089
Penis enlargement, penis reduction, replacing his lungs with fishes to see if he could breathe underwater, and penis enlargement again.
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>>117562303
Send in Dennis Rodman.
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>>117561258
If I don't feel sorry for Pancho getting pinched by ICE for not respecting our laws, I sure as shit don't him doing some dumb faggotry like that.
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>>117569284
Very true.
When I was a degenerate liberal, I would drive drunk all the time. I could have easily of killed someone.
You just don't think like a rational human being when you are dumb and doing stupid shit.
If I would have hurt someone and was sent to jail, I'd have no one to blame but myself.
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I hope he stays there for life. Arrogance incarnate.
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>>117561258
>"REEEEEEEE"
>"I JUST WANTED TO SHOW GREAT GLORIOUS SUPREME LEADER TO WESTERN CAPITALIST DOGS!!!"
>"DONT SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD WITH AN AA GUN!""""
>REEEEEEE!!!
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>>117561258

The thing is, he probably could have gotten one for free. I mean, the purpose of propaganda is to spread it right? It never occurred to him to just ask for one?

He doesn't deserve this shit over a poster. They should just fine him for public disorder and vandalism then let him go.
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>>117569155
>He can end it at anytime if he wants
No he can't, suicide is illegal in North Korea.
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>>117563251
Yes, we know that.
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>>117570677
no one knows that, especially you.
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>>117561258
The left want this sort of communism

Why leave? its a perfect utopia for the left.
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>>117570467
Suicide is illegal in the US as well.
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Play with fire, get burned.
>Sorry kiddo you're fucked.
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>>117569133

This, especially going to north korea.

Can I come up there though?
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>>117571073
I know, so he can't just do it like the anon suggested.
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>>117563158
>and gas people in chambers
where have I heard this before
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>>117561258
Those are some /fa/ glasses on the right
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I wonder if he is risking his life further by spreading the idea of American liberty and self determination. Nah probably sucking some military gooks dick hoping he will get an extra ration of rat shit.
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he is the biggest guy in that prison
how bad could it be?
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>>117561258
>go to dictatorship known round the world for brutality, concentration camps and strictness
>break the law
what did he expect?
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dont forget its 20 years of hard labor, kids gonna be swole as fuck when he gets out
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>>117571423
It's an account that seems to echo throughout history..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcdYBh3hgg
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>>117570037
I'm glad you turned yourself around anon, but seriously? Driving drunk? That's fucked up man. It's good you're on the straight and narrow now.
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I just don't understand why someone would think it's a good idea to visit fucking North Korea. Can't you spend your money on a nice vacation instead?
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Propaganda or excessive punishment, that's what you get for going to North Korea. I have absolutely no sympathy whatsoever for that retarded bastard.
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>>117572431
You don't get swole on 800 calories of rice per 16 hour shift
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>>117572755
>be me
>spend 700 dollars and go to cuba for a week and that includes free alcohol and food for the whole stay
>it's the good kind of communism place that likes you

>be him
>spend 2000 dollars to visit hotel california
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>>117561258
They'll release him after a small stint in the gulag or rice eatin equivalent. It'll be under the pretense of better relations with the world or some shit
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>>117564434
>blacks
>acting like adults
pick one
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>>117564469
I could see that
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>>117573686
he's already the longest incarcerated american prisoner. Must be going on a whole year by now.
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>>117562303
Not just 20 years in prison. He's in a literal concentration camp, except it's real
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>>117561258
Is he American? If so, imagine glassing the entire country if they don't return him. That'd be pretty funny.
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>>117574031
It was a year in deciding believe. T-rex asked for his release while in Asia, but we all know he isn't coming home any time soon.
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>>117564872
yerins ass about to pop out of them shorts
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>one-post
>writing prompt
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>>117561258
aint even care

play stupid games, wind stupid prizes

Same goes for that Bradley Manning. I'm glad (s)he got pardoned but fuck em
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Just learned he is American. Tbh Trump should nuke NK and China while he's at it. Unironically threaten nukes if they don't release him.

He's a dumb shit but still I'd love to see NK killed
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Even if he makes it out, the torture they put him through is going to disable him for the rest of his life. That's assuming he hasn't gotten cumulative brain damage from repeated concussions, starvation, and dehydration.
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It's almost certain that he isn't treated like the average nork serf sent to the gulags. He's worth at least a few shipments of rice to stave off the next wave of starvation.
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Has there ever been a best korea poster on the board?
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>>117561258
>Is he going to get out?

Yes, in 14 years.

>>117562303
>Doesn't mean he should be imprisoned for 20 years.

15 years of hard labor is exactly what he deserves.
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>>117575511
Digits confirm. Poor lad. Poor, stupid lad.
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>>117574983
Even if they just use psychological torture on him, it's going to scar him for life. He'll probably live out the rest of his days in mental hospitals and treatment centers.
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>>117574990
Yeah, not sure if proxy or fake but.
There is a screenshot around with some ip or something to prove that its best korea
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>>117574990
>Has there ever been a best korea poster on the board?

Best Korea posters aren't that rare. Going there as tourist isn't that hard and hotels have wi-fi.
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>>117563986
>letting manlet gooks bully you
Id probably try to an hero.
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>>117575901
Fuck off retard. No one but top party officials have access to the outside internet. Everyone can access the internal North Korean network with all their propaganda sites, but no data leaves it.
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he'll get out when they trade him for something, just a future bargaining chip. I agree with the poster who said he's probably being treated better than the average NK prisoner, they don't want to kill him.
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He will train over the next few years, building his strength through his labours. Eventually he will escape, killing countless guards with his bare hands, taking their weapons, and giving them to the people who will see him as a hero. He will start a revolution in North Korea, toppling the Kim Dynasty.
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>>117567006
keep shilling on /pol
>your tour biz to N.korea will eventually pick up.
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>>117566613
are we sure the next generation is worth saving though?
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>>117569505
>north korean penis enlargement surgery
How big is Kim's dong? Surely by now they've been able to put a launch pad and a missle in his pants.
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>>117561258
no and no
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>>117573073
I've been looking at all-inclusive deals for a long time but I never go because I'd get bored and just want to browse /pol/ on my phone.
Can you even get weed without being robbed or kidnapped?
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>>117561258
>theta chi faggot

Into the gas chamber he goes!
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>>117577610
Weed is for losers but sure you can get it. There are people who stand on the edge of the forest and beckon for you to come talk to them and if you do they'll sell you cocaine or cuban cigars or whatever you want.
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>>117561258
wtf I love North Korea now
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He executed generals with an AA gun. That is so fucking awesome!
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>>117565555
good, now you have taken the final red pill
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>>117561258
North Korea should be invaded. American citizens should not rot in communist hellholes
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And I thought we were cucks for apologizing
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does NK allow immigration?
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>>117569284
he literally was a drunken frat boy that somehow stumbled into North Korea. He only stole the poster too because someone bet him back home, that he couldn't steal anything and get away with it. He goes
>le amazing man
>cool bar story.jpeg

Yeah what do you expect when you visit fucking North Korea. He's so dumb, he probably would have killed 9 people in DUIs if he was in America
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>>117580608
No. It's openly ethnic state
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>>117569284
>Coal burning whores don't DESERVE to get beaten half to death
Correct. They deserve to get beaten to death
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Has there ever been a North Korean post on /pol/?
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>>117563986
kek , so fun
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>>117562303
Of course it's fucking harsh!! He committed a crime in NORTH KOREA!
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>>117581165
>Has there ever been a North Korean post on /pol/?

Any Anons have a north korean flag post picture?
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>>117580608
There is a "foreigners only" section of Pyongyang for defectors and ambassadors.
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>>117562835
>carpaccio
Kek
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b-better than Trump's America r-right
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>>117561258
Yes. He's probably busy writing his state-approved memoir about how NK labor camp isn't so bad after all.
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>>117565016
Kek, oh my poor sides are in orbit.
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>>117565144
yeah this whole thing is just "off."
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>>117568101
Getting shot would probably be a blessing compared to the gulag he'll be going too m8
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>>117561258
I don't know much about NK, but I know that they DO NOT FUCK AROUND when it comes to enforcing their laws....
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>>117561258
>>117561258
why does he just say something like "I hate anerica and want NK pussy" he would like like a king
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>>117581805
yeah, but could it be a proxy?
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No fucking way he legit stole that poster. He totally got detained and then they made him take it so they could have it on video. It's all a setup so they could have a young American prisoner.
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>>117585375
mfw I realize there is probably only one person in NK who is allowed to post on 4chan.
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>>117562303
>Kids

hes a fucking grown up man, he is in collegue stop treating him like a fucking retarded toddler.

Thats the reason why millenials like him still live with their aprents, have no jobs, no savings, no money and raise a fucking pretentious pet instead of having kids and marrying like a functioning individual.
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>>117576194
Someone there has a Steam account
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>>117561258
He's a retard for doing what he did. Why would you intentionally break the laws of NK while visiting there? Do you want to be gulag'd
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>>117561258
no he's got to have starved to death by now.
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>>117585904
That may all be true, but the sentence is radically out of proportion to the crime.
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>>117586735

he didn't do jack shit. they arrested him to use as a bargaining chip and made up the charges.
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>>117571267
What are they going to do? Put his dead body in jail?
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he's a dumb millennial that deserves to be hung for what he did

am i doing it right /pol?

Honestly though we should get him out of that hellhole and make him serve a reasonable sentence here - he's not an obedient chink, he doesn't deserve to be treated like one
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>>117561258
Yeah, he's gonna get out. North Korea is just pulling this shit so they can embarrass the US by making them send over some very important official to get this retard back to America.
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>>117563444

I went there and would recommend it.

This bloke was part of the new year trip I believe, everyone was drunk, he made a mistake. The thing is, you're drinking heavily every day in that place, wouldn't be too difficult to get silly.

If he were anything but American (or Japanese) they probably would have let it slide.
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>>117561946
Are you faggots stupid enough to believe north korea when they say he tried to steal a wall sized banner that they would sell him for virtually nothing? his stupididy was going to NK but they took him just to have a bargaining chip.
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>>117564189
oh I forgot another gullible faggot
>>117588470
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>>117561258
BernieBro BTFO by democratic republican communism
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>>117561258
nobody told him to be a degenerate thief, he's never leaving, he'll be the Kim's personal engrish teacha
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>>117588470
there is video of him doing it
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>>117561258
I hope not. I hope they send him to a slave labor camp.
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>>117589355
Where? why wasn't it released back when it happened?
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>>117561625
He becomes new ruler of Best Korea.
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>>117563986
>mfw I don't go to North Korea
>mfw I wouldn't steal shit if I did ever go there
>mfw this will never be my problem
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>>117574031
>you will never be saved by Bill Clinton..
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>>117561258
I hope not. Hipster faggot needs to learn not to fuck with best Korea
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>>117590109
google it. I saw it last year when they were covering him on british newspapers. You could very clearly see him stealing a banner. Young dude went full-retard twice, first going to NK then trying to steal shit cause DUDE THEFT LMAO
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Do you really think the Norks will release an American after 14 years of intel gathering in a prison camp?

Get fucking real
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>>117564872
>willingly going to South Korea
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>>117591099
They will once we give them something, probably fucking food or something
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>>117591099
He could tell the truth but no one will believe him on whats its like in the West..

>everyone has cars, houses, money, freedom, privacy..

FUK U GI, U LIE!!
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>>117566560

let him bern you mean
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>>117561258
looks like white privilege doesn't work that well in Best Korea.

no get out fee jail card for you white devil.

do the crime do the time.
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>>117590109
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3497017/The-worst-mistake-life-caught-film-Moment-American-student-21-steals-propaganda-poster-bearing-Kim-Jong-Il-North-Korean-hotel-earning-15-years-hard-labor.html
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>>117591732
>implying white privilege was real to begin with
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>>117561258
Bro, he is retarded.

Why would you touch thier shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ
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>>117590377
checked
digits confirm he is new leader or best korea
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This guy is fucking stupid.
If he had asked for government propaganda for the US, he would have gotten it for free.

Hell, he could have even been praised for trying to show the image of glorious Best Korea to those filthy American pigs.
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>>117561258
he ded
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>>117588470
He stole it so he could brag to friends at home.
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>>117588470
>barganing chip
for what you dumb nigger, if NK wants money all they have to do is shoot a few missiles and the UN gives them ass loads of money to stop it.
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>>117564534
This.
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>>117592359
And even if he did succeed in "stealing" the poster, he still had to go through customs and probably would have been caught anyway. How can someone be so dense?
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>>117590377
kek wills it
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>>117561258
The fuck was he doing in NK anyway? Why would anyone visit NK in the first place. I don't even comprehend why Dennis Rodman visited it too.
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>>117565607
Oh he is annoying one isn't he. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
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JESUS FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WRONG WITH HIS FINGERS
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>>117592691
He was actually paid to do it. Someone was gonna cover his mom's medical expenses or something.

I don't know wtf is up with this whole thing but it's fishy as fuck.
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>>117566417
Youre right anon. Niggers should hang instead
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>>117561258

Can't he just go all Godzilla on them and stomp his way out?
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>Warmbier traveled to North Korea as a tourist with Young Pioneer Tours
>Young Pioneer Tours motto is "providing budget travel to destinations your mother would rather you stayed away from"

*actual motto
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>>117561258
Crying will get you no sympathy in NK, what a cuck
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>>117563986

meanwhile i am sitting comfortably, shitposting on /pol/ at 2AM
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>>117578734
G-Gege?
Annex shenme shihou?
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>>117574599
you're an idiot

idiotic

you really are an idiot
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the fact he cried only reinforced nk's general opinion that american's are weak minded pussies
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>>117597107
RARE AS FRICK
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>>117597107
t. Chang Barbosa
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>go to a fucking Stalinist dictatorship
>steal shit
>in this case, tear down propaganda, aka just about worst thing you can do to be an enemy of the State

He's literally lucky they didn't execute him.
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>>117597107
don't you have cards to be counting?
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did this guy really get 14 years? is america at least trying to negotiate him or plan on doing so ever?
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>>117565849
sea niggers
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>>117563158
You just described WW2 Japan, not North Korea.
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True story: North Korea abducted a bunch of japanese people (mostly young adults) to train them as spies. Most of them intermarried with each other and had kids, who grew up as North Koreans not knowing their true heritage.

Imagine if you were kidnapped by North Korean agents then you were put in a house with a qt girl who was also abducted then you ended up marrying her and having kids with her in North Korea.
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>>117564066
I wonder whats for dinner
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>>117600626
If he was a white woman every journalist on the net would be reporting this shit.

But because he's a white man nobody cares and it's been forgotten.
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I think the guy wanted to defect but the NORKS usually give defectors a house/wife etc. But they can't really afford to do that anymore so they just arrested him on some bullshit charges
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>>117566442

my fav thing about these photos is how they just have a fucking mishmash of fucking tables and nothing matches
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>>117563251
>North Korea has done something cruel and unfair.
What? NK? Really?
Nawww
Jus gommunism in agshun
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>>117601151
this seems likely but why the hell would you not just go to live in south korea its the same people just a better culture with better qualities. doesn't make sense really?
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>>117563986
I hate thinking about stuff like this. I'm sitting on the couch drinking stout while this guy is living in hell.

Earlier today my wife and I were complaining that her parents' house is too big. Mean while 30 niggers probably died in Africa.
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>>117564542
Go back to arfcom, faggot
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Can we get some /comfykorea/?
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>>117585904
Share more Cutie Latina please
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>>117564186
North Korea is the biggest shithole in the world.
The chance of returning is smaller than a trip to Mars.
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>looking at these pyongang iamges with blade runner OST on

wew that was surreal as shit
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>>117601829

The chance is 100% unless you do something retarded like say sneak out of your hotel and steal shit

In a totalitarian Communist police state where everyone is under surveillance 100% of the time
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the north korean regime will fall in our life time and china will help us do it (reluctantly)
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>>117600614
Don't you have dog to eat, mongkok nigga?
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>>117566266
How not to get depressed over all the shit thats going on in the world and you cant do anything about?
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why US wont send some delta force or SEALS to free their people?
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>>117601151
Chad thought NK was all just a joke and that he wouldn't get in trouble for stealing a souvenir. As soon as they opened themselves up to tourists it was only a matter of time before someone did something dumb.
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You have to be a retard to go to NK knowing the state is willing to do this shit to you.
It something even worse, at a higher level, than corrupt officials who will "find" drugs in your bag.
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>>117561258
FUCK THAT POSTER STEALING PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK HIM TO DEATH!
FUCK OFF TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY AND STEAL POSTERS!
FUCKING PHILISTINE!
YOU ARE JUST ANGRY THAT YOUR COUNTRY WILL NEVER HAVE POSTERS AS GOOD AS NK!
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>>117599388
This.

Everybody in the west kind of knows it's way too harsh, but there are certain places where you are SPECIFICALLY WARNED not to fuck around or do stupid shit, such as military boot camps, police offices, government offices, or even worse, when visiting a country with A FUCKING DICTATORSHIP.

Seriously, he is lucky he wasn't shot on spot, and instead wastes away his youth in a concentration camp and gets to live again as a middle-aged man in America, Yeah he will never have a college party in his life again, but he can hope to retire in a comfy american suburb and get a wife, perhaps. Either way, he will learn a lesson to not to stupid shit ever again.
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>>117562303
His first stupid move was going to North Korea.
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>>117602704
>in a concentration camp

He'll live in shitty conditions but they'll keep him alive as a bargaining chip.
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He needs to be strapped to this and launched at Japan.
Just punishment for stealing from Glorious Leader
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>>117603067
What would be his final words as the rocket boosters start?
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>>117603067
This. Niggas got to know. Slap a poster on it then the poster stealing bastard will die doing what he loves.
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>>117603227
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
til touchdown brings me around again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm a rocket man
rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
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>>117602848
>He'll live in shitty conditions but they'll keep him alive as a bargaining chip.
agreed, they want some commie chinks from guatanamo bay to return home in exchange for the poster stealing kid
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>>117592017
wow it looks just like him.

maybe you should stick to identifying bananas you stupid monkey.
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>>117566417
we should be holding anyone over 7 accountable for their actions. I don't care if you're a nigger, spick, or cracker. if you do something illegal, then go rot in jail.
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>>117561258
Lets have a minute of silence. And post pictures of things that kid will never see again.
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>>117581805
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>>117563251
That's North Korea's whole thing. Farming, military drills and needlessly extreme punishments.
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>>117603461
though it was funny, these lyrics touch my heart too much for me to laugh

who /rocketman/ here? who /alone/?
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>>117604157
What a fucking douchebag, let's criminalize everybody before high school graduation because you have mental issues.
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>>117603067
>Kim Jong Un will recreate Metalocalypse irl in your life time
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>>117609255
That would be pretty metal.
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>>117566192
Good call, Rainman was an actor, working for Hollywood, pretending to be retarded.

North Korea rainman is an actor, working for the CIA, pretending to be retarded.

Don't have sympathy for a CIA stooge, acting out a part.
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STEAL FROM THE CHINK
GET READY FOR THE CLINK
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>>117601320
>I hate thinking about stuff like this.

>Mean while 30 niggers probably died in Africa.

???
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>>117611776

koreans arent chinks, they are squints

korea: squints
china: chinks
japan: nips
SEA: gooks
PI: rats
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I'm not up to date. What's the story? What kind of "manipulation" is he talking about here >>117565607
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>>117611995
How about:

SWINDLE THE GOOK
YOU'RE NOT OFF THE HOOK
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>>117571165
Nigger, don't you even think about defecting to Canada.
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>>117611489
Agree with you. This is just some weird show.
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>>117614172
CIA sends him in there to get caught, to get "kidnapped" like they/mossad sent those three Israelis into Iran to get caught.

It is an action to tell the American people that N. Korea, or that Iran, are our enemies. (they don't only just say this in the news ten trillion times, they also signal it emotionally, with these "hostages")

It also gives the media and government a hook, a slogan "the US citizen held hostage in North Korea" which will be repeated ten trillion times in the news, and on countless SJW movies to be produced in Hollywood --demonizing countries our jewish masters hate (Iran, Syria, etc)
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>>117563986
>bullied

He's white. I guarantee you he's a whole head taller and broader chested than everyone around him.

If he toughens up, they'll all be bending the knee.
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>Idiot went to my alma mater

I loved my time at UVA but it musta been built on some ancient nigger burial ground for the bad luck it's had the past 7 years.
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>>117615956
>they'll all be bending the knee.

... or bending over for him. He'll be dominant ass grabber there. Good for him!
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>>117576194
This is a white teacher

https://www.instagram.com/everydaydprk/?hl=en
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>>117563158
>being in that country in the first place
Why the fuck would an American school even go there?
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>>117562118
lol 3 generations

kekekek
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ITT edgemasters.

>hurrrr good, I hope he rots

He's a dumb kid, but he's still an American. If anything fat kim should have been droned by now and the kid extracted, looking at our feet while this pissbaby chinklet sniffs the fumes of his little powertrip is disgusting.

>But he broke the law

Gook laws do not matter.
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>>117567006
i dont' beleive anything.

but i saw with my own eyes a NK video of a train car spilling dirt. And everyone was shoveling dirt in their pockets

So ya.....i think there might be something to the guys story.
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>>117564872
i will take the girl in the white shorts for 150 alex

thats marriage material

second would be girl in bright pink then light pink
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>20 years
they'll probably trade him for more aid from the US




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