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Kim Jong un releases the nukes.

how fucked/comfy are you?
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When you combine their failure rate with our interception rate how many actually make it past Japan?
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>>122164340
All of them
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Only just barely in the 5 range, and I really doubt they'd waste those on me.

Let it burn
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>>122164199

>No dong
Pretty much sums up my opinion of NKs nuke capability.

I'm not worried at all.
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>>122164340
It actually would be very difficult for us to shoot one down
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>>122165027

m8, an aegis cruiser shot down a satellite traveling at thousands of kts and extreme altitude and hit it with the first shot.

Britain doesn't have shit like that and I'm not worried. You shouldn't be either.
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I'm not in range, but they could still destroy the rest of the country
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Pretty damn comfy. It looks like MA is arleast 100 miles away from the strike zone
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>>122164199
perfect michigan/ohio cutoff
live in deep south now, not being nuked would be my only solace
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>>122164199
North Carolina here, about as comfy as it gets
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>several friends of mine move to Canada after Trump was elected as I said nothing would happen, and that it never does
>Mfw they are now in ballistic missile range and I'm still in South Carolina
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>>122165799
Was a lot farther from the #5 strike zone too the last time I saw this same map. People keep expanding the range to make threads like this more upsetting.
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>>122165027
You don't know what you're talking about.

Missile interception is easily achieved nowadays. I'm in the military sphere as it were and I'm telling you now if NK fires a missile at the US there's no way it's gonna reach it's target. Not at all.
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>>122164199
I don't far nuclear missiles, I carry my own pooclear weapons. let them come.
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>>122164199
Everything they've tested has blown up on the launch pad or fallen into the sea of Japan so we're all comfy.
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>>122165317
They would have known the trajectory of that thing well in advance though. I'd imagine that it'd be a lot harder to pop a ballistic missile.
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>>122164199
Im fugged because I'm moving to the Pacific Northwest

but right now I'm comfy in the southern midwest
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>>122164199
>Florida
The apex of comfy
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>>122164199
Feels bretty comfy here :^)

t. Seoul
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>>122167625
You just get hit with artillery and VX gas,
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>>122167119
Agree with this. I'm an Army Targeting officer and work close with ADA guys. No way some jalopey nork missile will hit anything of significance.
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>>122167625
RIP in peace.
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>>122167729
Don't worry. Kim is such a faggot so he can do nothing.

Just remember it : NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
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>>122164199
>Kim Jong un releases the nukes.
>how fucked/comfy are you?

Super Comfy. :) I am eating a slice of Key Lime Pie.
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>>122164199
Africa is safe, so am i
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>>122164199
Live in Florida... 100% out of range.

Bring it on Kim...
your first blow against the USA will be your last
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>They can just barely reach Toronto.
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>>122164199
>mfw they target Commiefornia but Best Korea guidance makes the nuke land on my noname village

>>122164340

Most likely none.
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>>122167119
How difficult would it be to intercept a modern heavy ICBM with MIRV's traveling at Mach 24?
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>>122164199
reminder that the earth is constantly being bombarded by radiation from the sun that's a million times more in volume than any man made nukes
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>>122164199
Pretty comfy, we have zero reasons to be targeted. I get watch Asian nuclear holocaust while listening to Best Korean propaganda songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADN0H6MREHA
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Anyone know the ranges of American missiles? Or are there no ICBMs to begin with?
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REMINDER THAT THE 2 LONGEST RANGED MISSILES EITHER DO NOT EXIST OR FAILED IN PROTOTYPE STAGES.
DO NOT BUY INTO RETARDED FEARMONGERING.
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I live just out side of Atlanta other than the power outages caused by the explosions i'd be pretty good
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>>122168187
Speed is irrelevant when you've calculated where the target will be at a specific point in time. You could intercept a missile going Mach 100 if you waned...although that would be significantly more challenging!
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>>122164199
Barely fucked even on the last one, Long Island fag here
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>>122168591
So as long as there's sufficient warning and the MIRV hasn't deployed there's a chance to intercept? What about if the missile goes into low orbit first?
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>>122168293
We can't let Finland develop nukes.

If one Finn can take out 505 guys, it stands likely a Finnish nuke will take out 505 cities.
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Being an uninvolved target with no strategic or military significance anywhere to anyone is pretty comforting
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>>122168850
It's the national right of every country to developed WMDs you imperialist pig.
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>>122167889
How's the weather down there? I miss Florida sometimes
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>>122168996
Ei, serkku.

I'm aiming an LGM-30 at Helsinki right now.
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>>122164199
Kimmieboy has no business bombing Rotterdam I think.
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>>122168781
MIRV's can be intercepted but it's a lot more difficult. Once the MIRV's are on their way you're in a real danger zone. Defensive systems are designed to destroy the ICBM before separation tho.
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>>122169339
Fug :D
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>>122167581

>Florida
>not based Texas

Northwest Texas is barely Texas anyways
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>>122164199
The truth is not one of his missiles gets to take off the ground. They detonate on the ground, turn NK, SK and Vladivostok into radioactive dust, and that's it. In my opinion, Europeans and Americans don't have to worry.
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>>122169716
JK, I'm just going to take out Turku and Tornio.
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>>122169102

Sunny, 88F/31C here in the Fort Myers/Naples Area.
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>>122169102

Really comfy.
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>>122169937
All three are probably good riddance desu
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>>122170037
Then where do you move the capital? Lahti? Rovaniemi?
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>>122169861
>NK, SK, Vladivostok into radioactive dust

I think you are greatly exaggerating the yield on these bombs. At worst radioactive dust flies over Japan.
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>>122170158
Tampere is probably the 2nd option if Helsinki-Espoo-Vantaa is kill.
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>>122164199
>Implying the people whose rockets continuosly fail will reach further than California
O I am laffin
The minute they do china will invade from the East, Russia from The North, Japan from the South, & The US from The West anyway so the regime will only last an hour after that & they won't be able to do shit in that time.
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>>122164199
Fake Map, they dont posses delivery systems capable of reaching anything past the most northernest part of Australia
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>>122170362
>At worst radioactive dust flies over Japan.

Japan is ALWAYS cursed with radiation.
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>>122164199
He gonna attack the ocean again?
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>>122164199
Drinking whiskey by the beach /comfy/. Also any fallout would get blown away to the southwest.
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Is wisconsin safe... If not I'm going to start stacking up my cheese.
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Just enclose NK in giant strong dome.
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>>122170740
A curse? Or a blessing?
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Is wisconsin safe? Do I need to start stocking my cheese?
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>>122165454
holy shit a canaryislandsbro
tell me your secrets, how is it to live there?
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>>122164199
Seoul reporting

Ill probably be fine familam
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0% fucked here, sucks to be you. WWIII will only affect the northern hemisphere. Good luck bringing yourselves to extinction.
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>>122171281
You can be leader of Tunnel Snakes if you dig in sewers before the artillery attack.
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>>122170362
Well, these areas cease to be hebitable due to radioactive contamination. Still doesn't sound very reassuring to me. I'd rather have degenerate LA bombed than our beautiful Vladivostok destroyed for no good reason.
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Trump swears to build wall around NK, only 10ft. High.
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>>122171620
>Vladivostok destroyed for no good reason.

Destroying anything Russian is a good thing. Fuck you guys, fuck you to death.
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>>122164199
looks like only the true master race will remain. mexico, south america, africa, and florida
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>>122164199
Not the rockets are dangerous, the submarines are.

It is easy to detect something big as fuck and bright and hot as fuck in the sky, but it is nearly impossible to find something in the ocean.
Just remember the MH370. The route of the aircraft is known, it was constantly sending transmitter signals, it was fast, it was huge, it makes a big booom when it hits the ocean, there is just one limited area where it can be... but still.... they did not find it... even with the help of multiple countries and the US military.
There are multiple US army bases in the area, and their job is to observe the airspace. But they can't find it.
Or remember when a French submarine crashed into a submarine from the UK. They didn't see each other.

Basically Kim would just need one shitty submarine from the 60s and it could just swim to Cali. It doesn't even have to be under water the whole time. One submarine with a nuke is enough to fuck you.
Even if the launch of the missile fails and even if it doesn't hit its target, it would still destroy cali, because the fallout would be right in your country.

All your modern technology can't do shit against a nuke from a submarine.
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>>122164199
His "nukes" are very low yield. Just look at the tests they've done. MOAB is more powerful.
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>>122172146
Go back to Plebbit.
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>>122172533
There is no fallout from a MOAB.
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>>122164340
submarines anon.
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>>122172583
Never been.

I'm just a Spurdoburger and have a natural hatred of Ruskies.
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Intercept does not mean hit.
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>>122171502
>Brazil

Your doing a good job of extinction without WWIII being an issue.
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>>122167168
Underrated post.
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>>122172857
Well, you're not too far behind mr. 56%.
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>>122164199
>Their nukes can reach longer than South korea.
Top kek
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>>122172146
>Destroying anything Russian is a good thing.
On foreign policy, you side 100% with Napoleon, Hitler and Hillary Clinton.
On domestic policy, you side 100% with Trotsky, Lenin and Stalin.
What a shit to be you, man.
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>>122172416
And just for our nu-pol friends:

The Norks have 20.000 conventional simple artillery in the range of Seoul.
North Korea could turn Seoul to dust in not even 2 hours.... without using one single nuke.
You can't intercept that. 10 million people would die.

This is what would happen when the kike Trump decides to go to a war in a region which is not relevant for the USA at all.
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>>122164199
laughing at the name "taipei dong" as i hope NYC becomes a nuclear containment zone
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>>122173059
Never said I wasn't, which is why I don't boast as if people don't know the truth.

It's ok tho brazil, there are far worse places than you.
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>>122164199
>Just outside missile range but close enough to see the explosion

I've got a gallon tin of popcorn in my pantry, and I now know what I'm saving it for
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>>122173494
nothing like fallout flavored popcorn
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>>122173494
I'm chicago so I can't tell if im just over or under the line.

Pretty sure im just at the edge, so I can at least try to run if we get a good headstart warning.
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>>122173271
US is following a policy of destabalizing all competitor continent sized enemies as much as it can for as long as it can. That means Europe too.
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>>122172640
The fallout from a 5kt device is insignificant.

I suggest you watch more docus or read on the subject. Fallout from low yield, isolated single explosions is really insignificant.
I doubt Kim has more than three.

Now if you have more than 10 going off in a close area during a short period of time, your have problem...
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>>122171620
still doubt it. The payload on the NK missiles is about the size of Hiroshima bomb. The only danger will be about 20 miles around the radius of the explosion, plus wherever the wind is blowing..
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>>122164199
>Threatened American safety
>Completely miss DC

Kim, you know Washington DC isn't in Washington state right?!
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>>122164199
OH NO HE CAN NUKE TIJUANA!!! SOMEONE MUST STOP HIM
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>>122165027
I dont know shit about this but wouldnt it be easy to send up a supersonic fighter jet to follow it and take it out? Surely the missiles arent flying crazy fast like mach 4
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>>122173271
I'm wondering is Trump really that stupid to meddle in the affairs of the region he has no understanding of? NK-related issues must be solved by the nations who have skin in the game: SK, China, Japan and Russia, not the US which only comes, destroys and leaves a country in ruins.
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>>122165823
sheee-it leave it to the Koreans to nuke the USA and leave only the most fucking pissed off of all Americans left to go about having revenge
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>>122174745
Japan and SK are our allies and for once we are actually sticking by our allies.

At least my delusions would like to think we are and not that we are getting something out of it.
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>>122164340
>When you combine their failure rate with our interception rate how many actually make it past Japan?

>>122165027
>It actually would be very difficult for us to shoot one down

>>122174600
>I dont know shit about this but wouldnt it be easy to send up a supersonic fighter jet to follow it and take it out? Surely the missiles arent flying crazy fast like mach 4

I Know satellite shoot downs are easier (known and practically fixed path, speed, altitude) but it would probably look something like this F-15 Eagle shooting down a satellite.
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>>122175619
That pic reminds me of Major Amelia "Buns" Nakamura becoming America's first female ace after shooting down a bunch of Soviet Spy Sats with the ASM-135 from her F-15C in "Red Storm Rising."
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>>122176317
>That pic reminds me of Major Amelia "Buns" Nakamura becoming America's first female ace after shooting down a bunch of Soviet Spy Sats with the ASM-135 from her F-15C in "Red Storm Rising."

Haha! I see what you mean. Here is a video by The Smithsonian about the anti-satellite missile test.

The Fighter Plane Powerful Enough to Destroy a Satellite in Space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxfk5eWlbQo
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>>122175233
>Japan and SK
But I still don't get how sending US fleet to NK shores helps in resolving tensions. My understanding is that by provoking Kim, Trump only endangered SK and Japan more. Kim talked shit, but this is what they do all the time, he didn't do anything more aggressive than usually. Trump didn't even try to negotiate with Kim, didn't try to bring NK, SK and Japan to the table and solve the problem diplomatically.
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>>122164199
Very comfy,there is no way a nuke dropped on the coasts can reach me except maybe fallout being blown around.
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>>122164199
>TFW live on east coast CT.
feels good man
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LIVE IN SOUTH AMERICA
PAWHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
GOOD LUCK USA!!!


realizes that brazil it's an usa aly ;-;
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Work seems to have resumed at #DPRK's nuclear test site around the North Portal and Main admin area.
https://twitter.com/38NorthNK/status/855509175677440002

he's gonna do it, and we told him not to
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>>122164199
Please nuke L.A.
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>>122164199
SAFE
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>>122174745
>guy keeps shouting at the top of his lungs that he's going to shoot you
>starts gradually assembling together a gun to do so right in front of you
>stopping him from finishing the gun and fucking shooting you with it is "stupid" and "meddling"

Russian "logic", everyone. By which I mean you amoral shitbags lie through your teeth, pretend up is down and down is up, and thereby try to talk your perceived enemies into just sitting there and letting themselves be murdered. Go fuck yourself and keep burning piles of your worthless currency to keep warm while your beloved dictator Putin continues to drain your already-impoverished country of what little cash it has left.
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>>122164199
Brazil, Argentina & Chile will be Comfy as Fuck

A Civil War will go on in Venezuela & Africa as usual.
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>>122177030
>realizes that brazil it's an usa aly
More like slaves, we tried to stay neutral in WW2 but they pressured us to help them for no reason.
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*intercepts missile*
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>>122176883
I can only assume that the carriers was sent there in cases NK actually made good and any misske launched could immediately be shit diwn before it hit Japan and SK.

Again I only assume, of course I see your logic. The way things have gone has only inflamed the situation. Kim is a shit talker thougj and I'm tied of him as I'm sure every other person in the world is.
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>>122175619
Shooting down a satelite/missile like that must be cool as fuck
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>>122177588
>I can only assume that the carriers was sent there in cases NK actually made good and any misske launched could immediately be shit diwn before it hit Japan and SK.

I really hope NK doesnt pull some Millennium Challenge 2002 bullshit victory out of their ass. :/
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>>122177771
See below

>>122176767
>Haha! I see what you mean. Here is a video by The Smithsonian about the anti-satellite missile test.
>The Fighter Plane Powerful Enough to Destroy a Satellite in Space
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxfk5eWlbQo
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>>122177290
>>122177290
>Saddam has WMD everyone! Our glorious America is in danger! Many evidences! No, we won't show you, it's classified information! How dare you communist scum not to trust brave men and women of the CIA!
Yeah, try not to use 'your nation is irrelevant' type of argument in a political debate.
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>>122164199
The major nuke targets are all liberal/leftist hell-holes.
NUKE AWAY!
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>>122178602
America herself is hardly in any danger but our historic SEATO Allies are at noticeable risk from this psychotic despot with nukes and VERIFIED VX.
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>>122164199
Betty fuged
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>>122167119
This right here.

Considering the US has bases staged across the entire fucking Earth, there is absolutely no chance in hell a nuke from DPRK could ever reach the US mainland, even if it does have the trajectory which is a question in and of itself, it will just get intercepted.

The only thing we have to worry about is them striking South Korea and Japan. There's no threat to continental US whatsoever.
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>>122164199
As much as you apparently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUAysfFhPG4
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I'm comfy on the east coast, the only people Kimmy Jong can nuke are Califags
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>>122171620
>What if they nuke Russia just to activate dead hand....
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>>122177405
Because you do what we tell you to do you little favela monkey. Now pick some of those delicious nuts and send them over here I love those things.
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>>122180778
If SK and Japan are in such a great danger and NK really poses an existential threat to their nations, then I want to see some more actions from them. Yet, it's only Trump doing weird shit in the Pacific, while the allies appear to be pretty tranquil.
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>>122164199
ALL MOVE TO SOUTH AFRICA!!
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>>122164199
>Texas
Extremely comfy
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>>122164199

wtf is this flat earth map bull shit

south america is to the left of europe retards, way to start a thread with 0 credibility
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Just launch one deep down into the ocean and make a giant tsunami to fuck up the wholes west coast.
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>>122178602
>gets called out for being a lying amoral piece of shit
>m-mu-muh WMDs

Fuck off, Lavrov. And Saddam didn't stand up on a fucking soap box for thirty years and swear any time anyone would fucking listen to him that he was going to nuke America while shamelessly sucking Pakistani and Russian cock to get a nuclear arms program going. Your faggy little misdirections won't save you from your corrupt shitbag kleptocracy literally destroying your country while you use vodka to take out your frustrations on your liver.
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>>122164199
Savannah, GA.... So, very comfy. Thanks for asking.




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