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I want the most fucked up Monkeygarbling that you can find. Heres a keeper:

>“Staying alive” is probably my favorite hobby. It’s fun and exciting and exhilarating, and it literally keeps my heart rate up. And as a black man in America, a great and efficient way of finding time and space to partake in my favorite pastime is by avoiding unnecessary interactions with raccoons, undercooked chickens, shitty barbers, Ray Lewis and racist white people.

http://archive.is/6ufqh

https://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/10-not-racist-at-all-things-white-people-do-that-make-m-1819152214

http://archive.is/ci0Cs
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>>144325857
Dogs naturally hate niggers. You don't have to train them to do that.
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>>144325974
Ironic part is that niggers steal your mail.
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>>144325974
All of this right here. Brought my 6mo lab to the park last week and he freaked the fuck out in a nigger. Granted he'd never seen one but he didn't do that for my Latin friends or dark hair white people.
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>>144325857
He was trying to be funny and utterly failed at it
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>>144325974
This is true. My neighbor used to train german sheps since he was a retired cop. Back when I lived with my parents we had to take care of this giant long-haired one named gunner for a few weeks. I come back from the bar with two of my friends and tell them to let me get him by the collar before they come in. Slavic dude walks in just fine, dog sees hes cool with me and stops barking. Black dude walks in and he freaks the fuck out, I had to pull and twist his collar while my bud got in the basement lmfao.
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Wake up my brothers and sisters,hear the drums
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-mRz1JlF87c
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>>144325974
Only good dogs bark at niggers.
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>>144326643
My sister had a Shih Tzu that would growl at niggers on TV. She never saw one in real life.
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>>144326879
Golden retrievers are a great breed. That gunner dog I mentioned in >>144326643 was with us because he ate the face of the golden puppy they were taking care of. Bummed me out a bit. I like gunner tho.
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>>144326546
>yet still was ironic
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>>144325857
>Be me in college
>Work at cracker barrel
>70% of customers are black
>70% of black customers never tip
>100% of black customers tip below 15%

Made me think.
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>>144329415
How much did other races tip?
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>>144325857
Just an aside, anyone who wonders how America is still racist, here's a large proponent of that. If black people are going to think owning a dog is racist... Then yeah we're racist. BECAUSE YOU ARE MAKING ME.
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>>144329415
>niggers in cracker barrel
the south has changed since I lived there
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>>144325857
What's up with niggers hating on cats? It must be some generational PTSD or genetics. Fucking morons.
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>>144330034
They fuck with cats because they know they can get away with it. They don't fuck with dogs because they know they might get their leg chewed off.
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>>144325857
>Hated by niggers, muds, and chinks
Dogs are truly /ourpets/.
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>>144325857
here's my race bait article:10 blacks killed by other blacks today. (Maybe in just Chicago!)
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>>144325857
Damon, you stupid fucking negro.
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>>144326795
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/shaka-zulu-assassinated
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>>144329415
MUH TIPS
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>>144329760
US niggers love cracker barrel goyim
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>>144325857
Why you should hear the opinions of a race that has been pushed around by everyone for all history?
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>>144325857
>black
>people
I'm confused
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>>144329415
you aren't entitled to tips, if you want better pay get a job that requires more education and skill than none
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>>144329760
To them, Southern food is "soul food." Yet they have the gall to assmoan about "muh cultural appropriation" from music styles they long since abandoned in favor of more niggerish songs.
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>>144329615
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>>144330034
Kind of weird since the ancient Egyptians venerated cats.
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>>144332658
WE
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>>144326307
>dark hair
>white people
pick one
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>>144332554
>women
>tipping
Top fucking kek. Bet you anything it was mostly waitresses surveyed, and they made their own seem better than they are.
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>>144333146
This just in... Adolf Hitler wasn't white
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>>144333271
>the eternal Kraut
>white
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>>144326795
Is that Cuntakinte?
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>>144332554
are teenagers not young adults?
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>>144325857
Is this what qualifies as writing nowadays

Literally you can write trash and make money doing it. This isn't even a page long
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>>144325857
in thousands of years, niggers havent domesticated a single beast of burden or pack animal to aid them. they are too stupid and violent to form a bond with or train an animal that is roughly at the same intelligence level as them.
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>>144325857
this site has been posted here before. it seems like a parody site that niggers are too stupid to realize is a parody
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My mom had a friend with a dog when I was a kid. If you asked the dog "would you rather be a nigger or would you rather be dead?" the dog would fall down to the ground.
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>>144334317
They used to be, but anyone up to 27 is considered a child anymore.
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>>144325857
So?
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>>144325857
> I'm like 60 percent certain you've trained that dog to bite darkies

How incredibly insecure and paranoid. Poor fuck.
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>>144334242
No you fucking moron young adults is 20 to like 27
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>>144325857
>1. Is Overtly Patriotic
>We discussed this already last month, but the number of American flags within a white person’s vicinity has a direct correlation to the number of times they’ve referred to Hardee’s as “nigger Burger King.
>hardee's being called nigger burger king
Georgia here, what the fuck? Most of that seemed like he was just having fun, which I didn't mind. But this Hardee's thing stuck out and is confusing the fuck out of me, where do people say this?
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>>144334317
Most of these trash writers writing for trash web pages are making a pitiful, virtually insignificant, amount of money.
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>>144335063
sorry I meant 18 and 19 year olds. they are literally the youngest adults you can be
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>>144325974
Can confirm this my dog barks at black people that go by never the fucking mail man or the Mexicans.
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>>144329415
if you tip above 10% for average food & service you are an absolute retard. cracker barrel is below average in both departments. i refuse to leave more than 2 bucks on the table for the waitress.
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>>144325857
Isn't talking negative shit about other races racist?
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>>144335010
She burned the coal, and her dog paid the toll.
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>>144333412
>Germans aren't white
Lad no...
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So, a racist black being racist is journalism???
I live in metro Detroit. 90%+ of black males here are blatantly racist!
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I got 10/10
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>>144325857
Dog and cat person here. You bet your coon ass I've trained my doggo to sic 'em darkies. STAY OF MY LAND
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>referred to Hardee’s as “nigger Burger King.
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>>144329415
>muh tip
Get a real job nigger
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Is Irish not white? I'm genetically 90% Irish and the rest is around Britain. I have brown hair and brown eyes
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>>144332554
>jews
>somehow above christians
1888 cmon faggot
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>6. Hunts

>YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ME, JAKE; I KNOW YOU’RE OUT THERE “HUNTING” POSSUM, BUT YOU’RE REALLY PRACTICING FOR A RACE WAR.

I'll admit I laughed
Dude's funny
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>>144326102
Dogs just don't like people fucking with their favorite piss post, no mystery about it.
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>>144326879
pic related
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>>144335286

>cracker barrel is below average in both departments.

What the hell do you know about Cracker Barrel, Ivan?

>inb4 proxy
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>>144329415
>work Cracker Barrel
>MUH TIPS
Get a real job
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>>144326795
>Local man removes Zulus with this one little trick
>Bantu hate him!
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>>144334035
His name is Toby
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Doggos are racist.

Remember the pug doing the nazi salute?
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>>144331708
nigger
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>>144331458
please stop with the weird cartoons
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>>144325857
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I literally train my dog to bark at niggers!

kek
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>>144335392
Only white people can be racist
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>>144329415
Yeah, I wasn’t even racist until I delivered pizzas for 2 years.
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I laughed at the article because it was pretty funny. Don't you guys understand this was just clickbait and written specifically so white people would cry about it?

damn. falling for bait all the time
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>>144331708
Guess the race everyone!

>inb4 no tip eurofag
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>>144336796
teach me your secrets
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>>144332554
You had good tipping experiences with gay men? I think middle aged white men are the best tippers in my opinion
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>>144326879
Dogs are too pure for this world.
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>>144331708
>implying this is why nogs don't tip
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>>144329415
I will always tipped after having worked in food service during college. You are an absolute NIGGER if you do not tip. Unless the server tremendously fucks up or the food tastes like ass there is no excuse
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>>144335078
If anything Burger King is nigger Hardie's
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>>144335392
Anti-racist is ALWAYS code for anti-white. That's the entire fucking purpose for the word "racism", which was invented by a communist jew in the 20th century.
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oh look its a tipping war thread again

I just don't eat anywhere that wants tips, unless it's a special occasion
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>>144337490
My dog loves to watch the tv. Like, more than any dog I’ve ever seen. I leave cops on when I leave for work.
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>>144332554
bullshit. how can you tell somebody is christian? waiters are entitled cunts. anybody else notice they didn't rate anybody as "very good"? what fucking cunts waiters are in the US.
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>>144338466
They also didn't rate anyone as "very bad," you moron.
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>>144326307
Dogs have to be trained to relax around them. They can smell that they're a different species to their own humans.
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>>144336598
Best doggo.
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>>144326795
If you're zulu, then I'm zulu too. It's only fair
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>>144335010
Ruined mah day
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>>144335846
Hardee's doesn't even have a dollar menu. He's just mad he can't afford it.
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>>144336357
I'm with Ivan here, cracker barrel sucks absolute dick. Everything there is bland af.
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>>144334334
Koko the gorilla is better spoken than most groids.
>>144334700
Based.
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>>144329415
You don't deserve a tip, you deserve a proper wage. It's not on the customer to supplement your shitty income
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>>144335210
Eight-TEEN and Nine-TEEN year olds
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>>144337588
I laughed harder than expected. Checked>>144337588
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>>144335078
Don’t know what he’s on about, I’d kill for my local shithole BKs to be replaced with Hardee’s
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>>144338152
t. Nigger
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>verysmartbrothas
>can't even spell brothers right
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>>144325857
statistically he should be more worried about jamal and tyrone rolling up on him
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>>144332554
Asians should be way lower on that list. Foreigners often don't tip at all because they aren't aware of the custom or pretend not to be. It's true gays are almost always good tippers, but in my experience lesbians of all races tip better than anybody.
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FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
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>>144325857
>But if I check your Facebook or Twitter profile, and your avatar is a dog, I'm like 60 percent certain you've trained that dog to bite darkies.

You know what nigger, maybe I will now.
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>>144335010
>tha baby wuz talkin shit
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>>144325857
>Hardees is nigger Burger King
thats literally the other way around though. Hardees is just Carls Jr but named different mostly in the Midwest.
White people love Hardees.

I'm pissed and im at number 1. this'll be fun.
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>>144325857
Well he's partly right, I do use my dogs as avatars on stuff. But I haven't trained them to attack niggers. I don't think you need to train a dog to attack niggers, they just kinda know instinctively
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>>144343598
The comments section is even better

apparently

>trump sticker on truck
yokel racist

>punisher sticker on truck
dangerous racist
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>>144331708
Found the nigger
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>>144325857
that's just good comedy.
isn't it?
i hate that i don't know if he's just joking or not.
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Why do blacks think dogs are trained to hate them?

They usually are only familiar with white people and become wary when they see someone who looks completely different.
A lot of dogs are afraid of men wearing hats for similar reasons.
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>>144325974
Canines formed a symbiotic relationship with Neanderthals, Europeans have more Neanderthal DNA and in fact we smell like wet dogs to niggers because we give off pheromones that make us attractive pack mates with dogs
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>>144325857
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>>144329415
Fuck off, I don't have to pay your salary. Get a real fucking job and maybe you won't have to worry about that.
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>>144345986
A prime example of niggers lacking human empathy and not understanding how businesses work.
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>>144325974

First time my dog saw a bunch of Africans she went fucking insane, if we weren't in a car I'm sure she would have tried to kill them.

She barks a lot at abos too. I never trained or rewarded her for these behaviours its just natural instinct.
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>>144345636

>getting a job is classic white people behavior
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>>144325857
My dogs bite niggers without having to be trained too. It's instinct. Dogs can smell the intent to steal on niggers.
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>>144345636

>the number of American flags within a white person's vicinity has a direct correlation to the number of times they've referred to Hardee's as "nigger Burger-King"
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>>144325857
>We discussed this already last month, but the number of American flags within a white person’s vicinity has a direct correlation to the number of times they’ve referred to Hardee’s as “nigger Burger King.”
What the fuck? I'm patriotic and racist as fuck but I never called it that.
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>>144329415
im black i always tip above twenty but other black people call me white so I don't know
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>>144325857
Dogs should be trained to go after darkies like this
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>>144347634
>patriotic
>u.n flag
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>>144325857
https://twitter.com/NoeIHive/status/915906869478268933
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>>144335846
this ... i have never heard litteraly anyone say that.
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>>144325857
>4. Loves Dogs

>Look, I know dog lovers are generally good >people, and usually better people than cat >people. But if I check your Facebook or Twitter >profile and your avatar is a dog, I’m, like, 60 >percent certain you’ve trained that dog to bite >darkies.

You can't make this shit up.
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>>144345636
Living in the woods away from crime infested overpopulated shitholes makes me racist?

Actually living in those shitholes made me racist as fuck and that's why I live out here.
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>>144325974
>>144325857
>collecting mushrooms in the woods
>come across man and his dobermann
>dog come towards me to sniff
>just naturally say hello and pet him a little
>dog seem satisfied and strawls away
>man goes "ooh you are a lucky man that you are white"
>i mean yeah i generally am yes
>"that is a retired police dog, he bites niggers and darkies"
>"they dont teach them, but dogs are smart, they get what its about"

I liked the man, showed him where to find the good mushrooms this year.
bless the russians that live here
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>>144326795
Really doing a good job of proving you're not a bunch of savage apes.
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>>144349268
Fucking exactly this. I'm so much happier in the woods. The worst "black" thing I have to deal with is bears. I'll take them over niggers any day.
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>>144326795
Bud, why the fuck do you copy and paste this dump shit on every fucking thread? Are you really that insecure.
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>>144325857
>>144345636
You know how I can tell if a black person is a nigger?

They're all niggers.
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I didnt get 4 Rhodesian ridgebacks because I thought their back stripe was cool darkie.
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>>144325857
>STAYING ALIVE IS WHAT BLACK PEOPLE ARE FORCED TO DO! GODDAMNED RACIST POLICE BE KILLING EVERYONE! BLACK KIDS GET "THE TALK" AND IT AIN'T ABOUT NO BIRDS AND BEES!
>99% of black homicides are committed by other blacks
>more whites are killed by cops
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>>144349370
good doggo
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>>144349370

excellent story fritz
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>>144349781
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>>144325974
fpbp

My ex was a serious sjw and even she admitted her dog hated black people
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Isn't that site satire? Jesus I hope it is.
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>>“Staying alive” is probably my favorite hobby. It’s fun and exciting and exhilarating, and it literally keeps my heart rate up. And as a black man in America, a great and efficient way of finding time and space to partake in my favorite pastime is by avoiding unnecessary interactions with raccoons, undercooked chickens, shitty barbers, Ray Lewis and racist white people

This black man is right. He gets it. I wish him the best of luck. He might be one of the few black people with the genetic composition to make it with humanity in the next stage of our evolution.

If you made it so that black men were not able to reproduce until they had survived until the age of 55, then within 3 or 4 generations the black population would probably find their SAT scores, IQ, income, rates of violent crime and life expectancy on par with Mexicans, maybe even close to whites and Asians.

Genetically speaking, black people are a flash in the pan. They produce more offspring but this fertility comes at the expense of brain size, which in turns leads to them being criminals, psychopaths and dangers to themselves and anyone around them, particularly during their twenties.

This is why blacks say that living to be old in the hood is such a monumental achievement. Blacks like Bill Cosby and Morgan Freeman are fine examples of black people, but problem is they are statistical anomalies.

The best thing we as Americans can do for humanity is to continue to lock up young black men when they commit crimes and make sure conjugal visits are off the table for violent offenders.
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>>144325857
Why is the black media so awful?
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>>144349370
warmed my heart hans
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>>144350804
Sterilization. Before birth. Someone can figure that out. But needs to happen. >>144350804
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>>144325974
this is true and a sign doggo's can detect evil.
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>>144334334
There is really no coming back from this. They never domesticated animals, planted crops, controlled fire, invented the wheel, or built anything beyond a spear that breaks after one use. These are the things that make humans human, and they are present in every society literally EVERYWHERE else.
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>>144345636
Now that I've read the whole list, seems like an attempt at humor.
Also, "Hardee's is nigger Burger King"?
I always thought the "nigger Burger King" was Burger King.
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>>144334334
There is really no coming back from this. They never domesticated animals, planted crops, controlled fire, invented the wheel, or built anything beyond a spear that breaks after one use. These are the things that make humans human, and they are present in literally EVERY other society.
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My doggo is always mean to darkies, especially the men
He growls at 3m, barks at 2, and tries full force with intent to murder once someone gets too close
Hes nice to most non physically imposing whites, and he acts like a complete whore to women, entirely letting his guard down
Hes pretty dumb sometimes, but is good at reading the room
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>>144325857
>>144345636
isn't this entire "article" racist?
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>>144352707
yep but apparently only white people can be racist now.....
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>>144352824
>now
Only whites were ever the ones called racist, occasionally asians
you were just too dumb to see it ehen it counted
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>>144352978
this
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>>144352154
whitey stole all that do
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"racist" literally means nothing now
it holds no power over people like it used to even just a few short years ago
all thanks to lefty faggots overusing the word
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>>144325857
More natural born US citizen African Americans committed murders last year than visited Africa from this country. Look it up!
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My dog is kind of like a dude weed lamo kind but he hated the one black friend i had, really activated my almonds
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>>144332554
Australians would be low on this list
My dad worked in the hotel industry for 40+ years and he said Aussies are the worst
I think it's because they don't tip there and before the internet they either didn't know or pretended they didn't.
They tip better now but still on the very poor side.
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>>144325974
When the first post is also the best post
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>>144329415
try hooters instead lady
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>>144335010
poor doggo :-( too good for this world
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>>144353173
i cant tell if this post is ironic or if it really is possible that someone could be this much of a kike

well done
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>>144332554
Poor people tip less! Who would've thank?
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>>144325857
Nothing looks better on a darkie than a pair of Rotties.
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Why do even the smartest of niggers still seem dumb as fuck?
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>>144345636
I read that in each of these guys voices for 2 different perspectives.
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>>144353999
...and this is why my dogs trained to bite the hand with the weapon. Train your dogs right, or you're all no worse than niggers.
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>>144354066
If you cant tip, don't go out to eat, you poor faggot.
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>>144329415
>>144330817
My Cracker Barrel is like 90% white.
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>>144337584
>You had good tipping experiences with gay men?

Gay men on average have more disposable income than straight men (no wife or kids, etc). Keep in mind, gay guys will have no qualms about giving you better tips just for being attractive and friendly. Even if they know you're not gay or interested they'll keep tipping just because you humored them or kept being friendly.

t.former waiter in West Hollywood
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>>144325974
My lab and a pit bull terrier I used to have bark at coons anytime they see them.
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>>144337944
Hardees is the nigger Carl Jrs.
Yes, faggot, I know they're the same chain, but west coast kneegros just don't go to Carl's where all I see in Hardees is fucking blacks.
Maybe its because it's Martinsville, Virginia.
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>>144336242
Is there another name for the consciousness expanding meme?
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>>144354671
Same, but its in Londonderry, New Hampshire.
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>>144326795
Dem Drums
https://youtu.be/1csr0dxalpI
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>>144355144
How is nh? Considering vt and me also. Need great white north
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>>144332658
And cats love kangz.
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>>144333040
WUZ
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>>144355514
NIGGAZ
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>>144334700
kekd
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>>144325857
fuck niggers
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>>144355308
Its paradise outside of Portland, Me.
You have libs, but they're nowhere near as bad as west coast libs.
Almost no blacks, a few Ricos, a few Southeast Asians, but mostly white as far as the eye can see.
I live in Nashua NH.
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>>144336104
Get out nigger.
(Just kidding. But you are the niggers of Europe.)
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>>144325857
dogs sense evil, you don't even have to train them to hate niggers, it's in their superior to the nigger genes.
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>>144325974

Dogs evolved to protect people from home invasions so no shit
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>>144325857

>Another 'nigger makes racist generalizations about white people' article.
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>>144325857
>trained

fucking how?
dogs pick up on vibes, black people usually vibing to hurt white people, dog defends against probable assault
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>>144332554
As someone who works delivery I can confirm this. The only surprise was smokers being as low as they are. Idk why but they're always really good. One dude called the store and asked if I could bring him a pack on my way, I said sure as long as he paid for it. Gave me a $15 tip.

>>144336110
>>144338466
I live in one of the most conservative counties in the US and we have multiple megachurches, so I assume everyone is Christian and they generally tip really well. But the people who have christfaggotry on their lawn/home/shirts, are indeed worse than der Juden.
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>>144325974
Might not be just black people. My family has owned five dogs across 15 years and except for the last boy, all of them seemed to hate us. And the last one was never an enthusiastic dog like we wanted but at least he didn't run away. Indian btw
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Haha, made me spill my coke!!
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>>144345636
He's trying to be funny. 15 years ago he'd be a Chris Rock type. Now because being a paraoid nog is the way to get paid in society, this is his idea of humor--we're all trying to kill him. When we just want him to get a real job, not father five nogglet bastards, and not commit crime.
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>>144355070
just brain expanding
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>>144335846
Burger king is nigger Burger King
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>>144335846
Hardee's is vastly superior for BK, which is actually nigger Burger King.
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>>144330206
proof the egyptians werent black!
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>>144335010
Noble dog had the right idea, fucking darkies.
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>>144325974
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhkrvBNnAcw
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>>144345636
>10. regional accent

so what about ask not being axe?
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>>144339578
It is a fact in the animal kingdom, black is unacceptable. Even black animals like cats are shunned by normal cats.
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>>144325857
White people have an insane fascination with animals.
Always trying to train them. Always trying to fuck them. keeping them in zoos.
The animals know.
>In b4 any "muh niggaz are animals jokes"
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>>144360038
Is there any evidence that shows that's more common among whites?
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>>144360193
It was the ancient Egyptian people that started zoos I mean I guess there white?
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>>144325974
True
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>>144353490
I refuse to tip anyone when I’m overseas. When I went to the south though I told a few waitresses I’d give them a tip if they’d stop interrupting my meal.
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>>144360038
>Muslim hating animals
Nothing new here Mohammad, just keep cutting throats of animals there.
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>>144360533
Why continue it to this insane degree?
>>144360193
Look at all the animal researchers tryin to teach animals to use language and that Dolphin fucking researcher etc.
Sigfried and Roy?

Letting dogs slobber all over them, insane fascination with exploring animals intricacies in general.

It's weird.
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>>144360973
How else are you gonna get steak, you Vegan noodle.
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>>144325974
Lel
Anyone got the pic of the dog minds, eventually leading up to the illuminated dog who only barks at niggers?
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>>144336242
Yes!
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>>144336110
the only way to really identify "christian" as table you're waiting is the sunday brunch post church crowd which is rather fucking shit tier.
hard to really separate half of white people into christian and not christian by table service.
jews are pretty obvious, unlike christians.

>>144332554
it's true gay dudes are fucking money makers.

i personally always tip 20% of what the meal should have cost, when using a coupon. unless it's a tip jar then you fucking get change no matter what i order. god, i hate counter service tip jars.
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>>144350804
This, and I say this as a white male.

Black men now have equal opportunities, and do you know what? They're starting to cuck white bois in bed, look it up.

Meanwhile, the pathetic conservative HATES this as it diddles his fragile masculinity. White bois are just jealous of Black Gods, and it just shows how they get all worried over her sexual experience. It intimidates white bois.

Meanwhile I live a laid back life

>Be me
>Canadian white male
>my doctor is Indian
>my nurse is Jamaican
>my boss is Spanish
>my car is German
>by favourite anime is Japanese
>my president is a typical dumb white American and republican male
>my shop clerk is Turkish
>my favourite food is Thai
>my favourite genre of music is Korean (kpop)
>my favourite coffee at Starbucks is Mexican
>my favourite beer is Cambodian
>my favourite politics is Russian (Marxism Leninism)
>my favourite tobacco is Cuban
>my favourite male pornhub star is Nigerian
>my favourite female pornhub star is Norwegian
>my avocado is Congolese
>my toast (bread) is French
>my favourite economic union is Belgian (EU)
>my wife is Colombian
>her son is half Muslim
>our adopted kids are Chinese
>my favourite language Danish
>my favourite clothing is Italian
>my favourite nation is Sweden

I have a diverse life with connections

And there's (You). You, being a backward and monoculture retard who faps over Mosley, Hitler, Mussolini, Drimpf, Cesar, Powell, and Farage, because you want these daddies to deport all non white people and opress your women. You're fucking sick, and you don't know what you're missing out on. You believe in backwards fascist conservatism, and you hate Muslims, women and LGBTQHTINS+ because they're happy, in the current year, and you live with backwards conservative and right wing ideals.

I'd hate to be a conservative fascist like you.
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>>144345636
this is pretty funny, and i can only assume written satirically by a chill brother throwing shade at the ultra-racist niggers.
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>>144325974
i had a female akita who barked and growled at niggers from the time she was a puppy. i hate all people equally so it wasn't something i taught her. niggers just want to blame white people for everything, but dogs clearly know better.
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>>144361559
You posted this on another thread.
I don't know what your mission is here.
I'm not going to argue with you, but know this: more white men are waking up everyday.
You have rude awakening. It's coming sooner than you think.
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>>144338466
The only times I've seen one explicitly tell the waiter they were Christian was to say "I said God Bless you and that's worth more than any tip" or some other faggoty reason to get out of tipping. I keep my mouth shut about being a Christian and I tip well.
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>>144334035
>Is that Cuntakinte

Q. what was the first black prostitute's name?
A. Renta-Kunte
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>>144355843
does Portland suck?
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>>144335392
Racism = prejudice and power

Only yt pipo have power so only honkey cracker ass pink pig huwhite cave beasts can be racist
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>>144360947
>everything is cheaper because tipping is expected
>don't tip
tipping is a retarded system but people feed their families off of gratuities, and in theory should give you the freedom to pay for the level of service you receive
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>>144325857
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>>144352646
No he’s good at reading you.
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>>144326907

TFW based Chinese dog takes all rhodesian ridgebacks resources away in exchange for beads
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>>144362439
>i don't see color
>nigger calls me racist
>notice that nigger has shitskin
>nigger calls me racist
it's like they want you to hate them
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Nobody needs to train a dog to bite.
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>>144362696
Plenty of people work on minimum wage and don’t interact with customers; they get along fine. Why should I give some roastie waitress my money just for doing her fucking job that she already gets paid for?
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>>144325857
in response to a pregnant white woman and her toddler burning to death in the knysna fire, which was set by humans, likely black "political activists"
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>>144353490
>ever tipping
once i've received my product or service then it's mine. i don't have to do jack shit afterwards, increase the price if you want more money ya dumb cunts.
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>>144363159
>they get along fine
not in north america
also in the US, in some states employers don't have to pay minimum wage to gratuity workers
the reason you pay them more is because it gives you the freedom to tip shitty waitresses 0 and reward good service with a bonus
without tipping you'd have uppity sheboons waiting your table not giving a fuck in america, is that something you want?
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>>144355555
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>>144326102
second post about post
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>>144363313

Enjoy injesting saliva and possibly semen
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>>144363274
Hate to say it, but they have a point. Why didn't thoe cumskins give back the land?
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>>144364019
>Hate to say it
somehow I doubt this
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>>144364162
WE WUZ NUKES
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>>144335078
I don't know, but I'm going to start calling Dunkin Donuts nigger Starbucks.
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>friend is a Japanese DJ
>was at a party in a bar
>gets a cocktail off the barman - asks for his recommend
>turns out to be bitter
>an adjective can be a full sentence in Japanese
>tells the barman "ニガー", meaning "fuck that's bitter man!"
>ニガー = nigaa
>darkie next to him hears it; too dumb to know Japango, takes it personal and becomes violent
>mfw my friend now knows the truth and is becoming racist
>mfw my friend is a hip-hop & scratch DJ
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>>144366387
>darkie becomes violent
fuck, that's bitter, man
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>>144325857
that's retarded, you don't have to train a dog to hate black people
they just know
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>>144329415
>tipping
>tipping over 10%
>tipping over 15% at cracker barrel
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>>144366387
In both Chinese and Korean, "that one" (vs "this one") sounds like "nay gah."
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>>144366327

Dunkin Donuts has master race fresh cake donuts made in america whereas starbucks has preservative loaded shit made by chinese prison inmates
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>>144336110
This. Worked in a snooty Miami restaurant while in college. Jews tip like shit unless they're trying to impress someone, eg. they're the one Jew in a party of gentiles. Not on the level of negros, but yeah, they're on the bottom half.

I'm also hella skeptical of the fags tipping well meme. We had loads of rich faggots at times and they were all average tippers. Best tips always came from the upper-middle class white guys and the obvious-drug-runner rich hispanic dudes with their prostitute girlfriends.
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>>144325857
Your archive links are dead pham.
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>>144345636
>they know about hunting
wew
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>>144329415
the only blacks in the local cracker barrel are the kitchen staff.

they know where they aint wanted.
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>>144368529

>cracker barrel
>not called nigger barrel
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>>144329415
Don't bring up tips. The only thing that will ever make /pol/ side with niggers and Jews is the tipping question.
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>>144330034
>>144330206
It's envy. Cats and blacks both come from Africa originally; the difference is cats are useful and have successfully integrated into modern society.
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>>144368874

Both really need to be surgically sterilized by responsible owners
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>>144335010
Good dog, shitty owner.
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>>144358819
>u mad wite dawg
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>>144352122
>oey vey goyim its just a joke

every time, there's some apologist that says this bullshit.
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>>144345636
>if you talk a certain way you must act a certain way
so black people that dont talk "white" are niggers?
thanks for confirming that
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>>144336755
Idiot thinks he's so important that a blue vest he sometimes wears is in the movie. If you actually saw the previous PotA movies you would realize they have blue vests
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>>144358729
>>144353999
>>144339843
>>144335552

The fact the dog was always on her side and protecting her makes me think she doesn't really like niggers as dogs can pick up on shit like that. I've never seen a dog take anyones side during an arguement. I've seen them take the side of a person who did not initiate a fight or the weaker person.
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>>144353173
>The Englightened Elite

The I tell you what to do, provide no help in doing and take more than my fair share because it was my idea
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>>144370806
read between the lines you dumb leaf, he means the dog bit him when he was trying to smack her around
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>>144325857
>Black Opinions Matter
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>>144367641
>not tipping as an American

the fuck's your problem man
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>>144361559

>TLDR
>blah blah blah I'm some literal faggot
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>>144329415
>>144329760
>>144330817
>>144354671

My Cracker Barrel has more darkies than most restaurants I frequent, but it also has a giant oil paintinf portrait of Robert E Lee at the entrance to the dining area, so IDK.
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>>144332554
>smokers tip well
That's interesting.
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>>144368828
In europe we acutally pay a normal wage to the waiters. There is no reason to tip them. What they earn as a tips is just a little bonus.
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>>144364162
Fucking kek
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>>144345636
6. Black people truly do believe that when white people shoot an animal, they pretend it's a black person. I wonder if black people think this way because that's what they think about when they shoot an animal. And now I'm wondering if they imagine shooting a white or a black.
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>>14437068
subconsciously probably why he started wearing it
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>>144326795
Lol, I remember this show.
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>>144362439
>Racism = prejudice and power
I almost feel like there is some inkling of truth behind this, not in the sense that only white people can be racist, but that racism of lessers against superiors is simply ineffectual. Has anyone here ever been even slightly offended by "cracker" or "cumskin"?
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>>144329415
they've done studies on why blacks don't tip, apparently the conclusion researchers came to is that blacks are likely to be uninformed when it comes to tipping culture
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>>144374339
>And now I'm wondering if they imagine shooting a white or a black.
probably the last person to step on their jordans
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>>144361559
saw this copypasta earlier, neck yourself faggot
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>>144349370
Can this be made into a heartwarming ABC movie where we all learn the magic of racism?
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>>144331708
Yeah cause niggers tip and pay educated people. No the government does that for them. Nigger
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>>144338466
AHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHA wait on some holy rollers on a Sunday afternoon and see how you feel about your kike worshiping friends
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>>144359853
Oh damn. That's true. Poor Monkey never gets lickins from Jack.
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>black peoples

that's a very inefficient way of spelling "niggers", anon
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>>144353490

We have high wages for menial jobs and therefore have developed a culture which doesn't view not tipping as a taboo.

That's the entire purpose of tipping, yes? To assist waiters' poor earnings? There's even a scene dedicated to this in Reservoir Dogs (an American film):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-qV9wVGb38
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This thread is a covert WHITE PEOPLES OPINIONS THREAD
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>>144350313
he's a good boy, isn't he?
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>>144330784
AAAAHAHAHAAHAHA
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>>144338466
how can you tell somebody is christian?
Incredibly easy. They are stuck-up, self rightous or demure. They have a "glitch" moment when their food arrives, as they are used to pray for their dinner at home, but noot in restaurants.
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>>144376945
this

wypipo how could you
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>>144325857
>I'm like 99% certain all blacks train dogs for dog fights.
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>>144335286
>Ruskie trying to educate Americans about tipping culture
>suggests that anything about 10% is above average tip
>waiter should be grateful for a 12% tip
are you Jewish?
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>>144340266
you sound like a socialist
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>>144364019
wow, HMMMM
"i wonder how unbiased this non-human reptillian kike is"

>cumskin

oh there we go
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>>144337588
Funny doggo
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>>144364162
>blacks love Lou Ting
Nice
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>>144333146
Why do white people suck so bad at survival of the fittest? What weak little pussy genes they have if hardly anybody is white.
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>>144325974
Dogs evolved along with the white man.
Niggers couldn't even domesticate a snail
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This is a joke right?
So ALL white people are racist and ALL white people do these things?
I can’t like dogs and not be racist?
You know what makes me racist? The fact that black people in America are fucking regards and bitch non fucking stop about how everyone is racist and they have it so hard.
For fucks sake, they are getting special treatment, they got it easy.
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Black people are tiring.
as are their "opinions"
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>>144329415
I worked at Cracker Barrel when I lived in America and women, old people and black people never tipped or tipped like a fucking dollar.
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>>144331708
Nigger or kike
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>>144361559
Quit spamming this pasta in every thread.
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>>144373107
Smokers are usually people with high stress that work high stress jobs so they more inclined to sympathize and tip higher
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>>144337588
Sick fuck
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>>144337257
U should check the comments on the article. White people are being bitched at for saying they have a good dog lmao
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>>144380040
thats the retards outcome of long thought process, full of obstacles like his low iq , so it naturally has to be reused all the time, have a little respect.
my favourite music is k-pop....ahahaha
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>>144338196
My dog has a few favorite commercials that he needs everyone to be quiet during
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>>144337588
>that wink
im fucking dying
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>>144370682
>fake news
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>>144325974
Fun Fact: Sub Saharan Africa is the only place in the world where dogs were never kept as pets or service animals.




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