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Post yfw you get the draft notice.
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too old nigga, fliggle giggle. I'll have to hold down the fast food places while your off fighting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AdHRENcso0
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Millennial are such trash. Nuclear world war breaks out and instantly all they can think of is themselves. And they call boomers self centered.
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>>144433181
pussy
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>>144433186
>im mad at something that never happened

kys boot licking israeli nigger
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I can't wait to be called to the war machine. God we need a good war to get the people together again. I want to see all the retarded libfags who get drafted and turned into a real man.
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>>144432771

>tfw happy because I can finally get my high school crush to marry me after a decade because she'll get military benefits for her two children
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>>144433430
So OP’s post never happened?
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Changed my mind
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>>144432771

Shit must be pretty fuckin bad, I'm 50!
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>>144433069
Fuck off joe. ive hacked ur mainframe and will delet ur facebook if u post again
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>>144432771
>tfw probably too fat for war
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Music for when it all come TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN, comped of course
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=DK4FTvaW_6Q
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please god let me get drafted so i can shoot commies and find north korean war bride
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fuck yeah
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>>144432771
I'd shrug since I'm flat footed and have chronic kidney stones. They wouldn't trust me with anything except maybe a desk job.
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I'M ONLY 3 WEEKS AWAY FROM 27

FUCK
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>>144432771
Welcome to the big club, grasshopper
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>>144434384
DAMN IT, my brother is flat footed
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Álrêrst lébe ich mir werde!
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>>144432771
>not my president
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>>144432771
Another day in the cold north.
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>>144432771
Combat vet here. Already served, so am draft free but.....
>MFW I reenlist to go back in under Commander in Chief Trump if he needs more men
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>>144435333
checked.
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>>144434588
>27
Isn't the draft open for all able bodied 18-45?
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>mfw I have a skin disease the prevents me from being drafted
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>>144432771
ur literly gna die for der juden
im soz4u frend
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>>144435521
Same
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>>144432771
Nork women beware, here comes the capitalist enrichment.
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Oh well, my grandfathers started the war with the norks and I get to finish it at least.
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>>144433069
>using jewgle chrome
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>>144436197
>furrynigger finishing anything
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"I'm ready"
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>>144432771
I'll wipe my ass with it because I gave those fucks 9 years already.
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I'm flat footed and I have mixed feelings about that because I can't fight for my country but I will live any one Else with theses feelings?
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>>144432771
>Post yfw you get the draft notice.
I'm in my forties, faggot. Got a wife and two kids so far and a STEM-based career.
Nobody is drafting me.
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>>144432771
gotta do it. FOR THE JEWS
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>>144436480
Y not just get out now, coward?
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>Dual Citizen
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>>144435799
So you'll be grafted instead?
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>paralysed from the waist down
>can't get drafted
>will be working though my anime backlog while everyone else is dying for the great nose
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>>1444327

>be 25
>tfw all the youngsters will get picked before you
>tfw Drumpft will be impeached before your name is called
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>>144437227
Anon

can you still masturbate
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>>144432771
"Time to shoot some gooks"
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>>144437463
Here on /pol/, only the most important questions are asked.
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>old and fat
Have fun fighting for Isreael!
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>>144437227
That sucks. Can you still ride rollercoasters? Shits dope af
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Have fun kiddos!
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in my 30s with a fucked up knee but if they wanna fix it shit id go.
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>mfw
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>tfw already in the Navy
H-Hoo-yah...
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sweet, merciful Death
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>>144432771
I dont get draft due to cripling shakes
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I just wanted to stay home and shitpost!
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>tfw just barely too old

I'll make sure your women don't get too lonely while you're away
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>>144437463
Yep, no problem there. I can sort of move my thighs with some effort, but my knees and feet are useless.

>>144437653
Yes, don't even have to wait for them.
Most parks have a special guy wheel you around and help you onto the rides, and they'll usually have a ramp somewhere in the station building for people like me to get up there. Haven't been to a theme park in years though.
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>>144438092
Coward
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>autistic and 26 so all you young fuck normies get to die first
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>tfw disabled
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Would a healthy mid 20's white straight male successful Twitch streamer have to go to war? Asking for a friend.
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>>144438442
Depends on what game you stream
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>>144438442
You will get drafted first
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>>144432771
mfw I can't get drafted
>Only male child in family
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Wait, the cut-off is 25? I thought they could draft you like into your 30s or 40s?
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>>144432771
Cant draft me. Been out of service without any pay for over 10 years now.

Would love to kill koreans or arabs again, but it will be another "democrats demand we stand still and get shot so they can blame the president while arming the communists in america".
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>>144432771
>too old for draft
Have fun dying, younglings.
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>>144438638
That's a myth. Sorry anon. Strap the fuck in.
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10 year Army vet. No draft for me. I honestly doubt most folks would report if drafted in this day and age.
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>>144438638
>Only male child in family
read this

http://www.snopes.com/military/onlyson.asp
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>>144438383
Yes how pathetic of me, not wanting to die for a pointless war that will magically aide Israel more than my country.
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Hopefully I'll get shot in the head for a quick death. Drinking bleach did not help.
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>>144432771
already enlisted nigger
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>>144438217
are you paralyzed from the waist down cause you tried to replace your legs with peg legs so you could larp on a korean gold ball polishing forum
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>>144438845
Or you'll die a slow and painful death of shrapnel and blood.
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Ha ha! Someone fucked up, I'm too old!
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Back in the corps.
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>>144438800
>snopes
wtf
Not that they're wrong, but never use snopes, especially on this website. Your more likely to make them think the opposite.
also checked
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>>144438815
No one said it was the Jews you (I say you because I'm flat footed) might get the chance to bag some gooks
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>>144438733
Thanks for your service anon, you da real Mvp
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>>144438638
Are you actually so retarded that you think that exempts you from the draft? Don't worry, I don't think even the Marine Corps has any use for someone as braindead as you.
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>>144438727
Welp off to the front then. Think the norks still hang fish hooks from trees?
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I doubt I'll get to fight in WWIII.
Too (legit) crazy, too many meds
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>>144432771

i'm 100 lbs overweight and 32 years old. if they want to draft me that badly i'd probably reenlist
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>>144438948
It's a toss up
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>-12 myopia
>corneas too thin LASIK is impossible

They'd count me as disabled
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finally.jpg
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>>144438217
Ill go with you anon. Lets have some fun!
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>>144438845
Wait'll you try some agent orange
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>>144438733
Combat vet? If so how many people did you bag
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>>144435521
F
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>>144432771
35 white male, extensive technical background and leadership skills. If I don't get drafted as an NCO ill be fucking your girlfriends and sisters.
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>>144435615

yes. but there's tiers. they'll take the 18-20 year olds first, then go up by two years
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>>144433356
this picture makes me want a movie about goofy flaming ww2 skeletons thinking its still ww2 in modern day
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>Only have one kidney
>Probably/definitely can't be drafted

Dunno how to feel about this.
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>>144433186
>Implying Boomers didn't jump through every hoop imaginable to avoid 'Nam
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>>144432771
>tfw a girl
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>>144438733
As vets we are exempt?
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>>144433186

if boomers want war with Russia so bad, then they can go kill Ivan. They're SO much more badass than us after all
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>tfw trannies are banned from the military
heh let's see what your mental stability gets you you fucking faggots
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>>144436488
What's furry about that girl?
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>>144434268
>TFW you've killed a commie
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>>144432771
unironically, something like 85% of men in America are unfit to serve. Obesity rates are 50%+ let alone crime, drug use, and immorality aka unfit for service character. Plus everyone that did get drafted would want some cushy intelligence job or demand to be an officer or something and not be willing to get their hands dirty
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>>144432771
mfw I actually volunteered
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>>144439453
>waiting to get drafted
I've got a degree, and am already a people manager. If it comes down to a draft, I'd just enlist as an NCO (E4)
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>>144436480
fuck off were full
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>>144432771
can't get drafter, if already enlisted
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>>144439489
>tfw there will never be a zombie movie about zombie soldiers who continue fighting ww2 to today
>tfw they will never stop at the climax and look at the world around them and team up to destroy the degeneracy of living flesh
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I hope not
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>>144437227
Nigger I hope you get an exoskeleton or something that shit's dope.
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>>144439681
Lucky us! :3
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>>144439730
she has a horse vagina
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thought in WW1, because we didn't have very much of a professional military before then, when we did the draft, everyone had to take IQ tests. If you scored 110+ you were automatically made an officer, and you were basically given positions based on your IQ. Lower IQ in the trenches, higher IQ... still in the trenches but not charging into machine gun at least.
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>>144432771
Put me in coach
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>>144439872
>green to gold
>first come first serve
enjoy cleaning for top
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>>144440036
Oh, is she one of the pony characters?
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and my axe
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>>144432771
I'm mentally ill, according to the state, I cannot be drafted. Good news to me, I'm not going to fight in nigger jew wars. I guess the rest of you idiots will be thinned out like the cattle most of you are. I feel sorry for any pure Whites, maybe they can fake being mentally ill.
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>>144439872
Lol mate I'm not crazy enough to volunteer I've known guys that served in Iraq and Afghanistan and Timor, their all fucked up.
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>>144438815
Pretty pathetic how you cling to your conspiratard beliefs to justify being a coward.
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Cant wait to kill nork bois and die like a good goy.
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>>144440194
They already do.
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>>144440195
The chicks in North Korea are worth taking as war plunder
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time for some front row habbenings
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>>144436909
>Teaching your kids to be cowards
"Courage is taught by example." - Thucydides

Fellow STEMfag here. You're a disgrace. The first thing we learn is that no amount of mental gymnastics invalidates reality.
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>>144432771
not like I'm doing anything productive in my life anyway. back in the day the filler men were supposed to go to war to die. nukes ruined everything.
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>>144440034
yeah, how lucky...
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>>144436284

Better than using antifa funding mozilla
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>>144440298
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

> Gook pussy

Pass
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>>144432906
Underrated
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>>144432771
I'll call on Monday and notify them of their error. Girls don't get drafted.
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Serious question, Class A misdemeanors are disqualifiers from enlisting, but can I get drafted? Is this the loop hole I have been praying for?
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>>144440298
There won't be any left by the time your tommohawk missiles, and MOAB's kill every living thing
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>>144439681
Jesus said, "if any part of you causes you to sin, cut it off!"
>cuts dick off
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>post yfw you join before the draft because you want to kill commies
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>>144440506

It’s tomahawk, but I understand, I can’t spell digerido or whatever the fuck it is
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>>144440474
If the shit hits the fan badly enough, they'll probably draft you.

I mean, your MOS would be "Bullet Sponge", but you'd get drafted.
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>>144438733
Between all the non-English speakers and the trannies and the basement dwellers and the numales, it would be a sad, sad army indeed.
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>b-but I'm 29 : \
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>>144436818
ID: usgov
Whew
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Why are you faggots so eager to go to war?
Let the mudslimes and niggers get drafted first, it wouldn't hurt them to be useful at least once in their lives.
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>>144432771
>>Spent over 8 years in the military
>>No longer subject to draft
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>>144439730
Russians watch so much furry porn they start to see it every where, pay no attention to them.
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>>144440834
>Brown people
>Get drafted

Mashallah Islam is a religion of peace kuffir, I cannot go to war.
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>>144440694

Yesss. I wanted to go 68w but now fuck it, 11b my shit up, senpai.
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>>144440834
See previous post. Nigger MOS: Bullet Sponge
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>>144432771
medically exempt black pill
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>>144440834
Because fuck you, you leaf motherfucker, i'm ready to legally murder some fucking commies
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>The amount of good goys on /pol/
Fucking sick of Spics from the_donald posting here.
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>>144440834

It’s in our blood. We are raised to fight wars for Israel, one for us would be nice for a change.
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>>144440297
Traps who identify as male should still be drafted. Used for moral as traps are basically females and only purpose is supportive roles and ensuring I can nutt in the field. Being a trap for our troops should be consider Patriotism.
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>>libfags who get drafted
>>turned into a real man

They call it 'cannon fodder'.
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I wonder if I can grab myself a non-combat role with my degree
If CVS even let's me escape their clutches
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DD-214 reporting in
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>>144440957
>calls peoples redditers while hiding behind reddit meme flags
Oh im laffin
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>>144439347

Yeah, 2 1/2 deployments. Iraq 06-07, Afghan 08-10, then a short 8 months in Kuwait in 2011 to help with the draw down and closing up of Camp Virginia and Buehring.

I did a lot of convoy security for supply and EOD missions and shit but not because I was a grunt. I was a commo guy but due to the nature of the units I was attached to, I just did what everyone else did with the added job of filling comsec every week and driving or gunning for the commanders truck.

Being that I was a POG the combat I was in was nothing like a grunts would be. No hour long fire fight or kicking in doors, I spent most of my time gunning or driving convoys. So when we did see combat it was IED ambushes or VBIED rushes etc.

We did have a couple of IED ambushes that ended up being complete failures because at the time the Warlocks and such were just gaining popularity, so haji started using physical triggers like putting to wired contacts on some trash and when we drove over it the contacts would touch to set off the IED. So we just changed the convoy speed to "as fast as a HMMWV could go" which was around 60~mph. So those IED would always miss or barely hit a truck, so you just pushed on through.

>mfw I picked a pog commo mos only to end up attached to an infantry unit and the first thing they tell me when I deploy is your are the commanders gunner, hop in.
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If I have shit vision and a screw in my knee do I still qualify?
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>>144440834
>shaking in the wind

A leaf's gonna leaf.
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>>144432771
I'll be dodging that shit.
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>>144440978
Current White wars are spiritual wars against the Illuminati, go to /x/ and train in psychic warfare, and show those hook nosed Illuminati bastards who's boss!
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>>144440928
Sure, go die for your kike overlords and let jamal and amir fuck wives/girlfriends/sisters/daughters.
Totally worth it though, at least you got to kill a few commies.
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>>144441326
>dodging the holy war against norks and mussies
Who the fuck would want to miss out on that? Grow a pair you limp dicked faggot
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>>144437227
>Anon gets drafted
>Given biomechanical implants to become a human Terminator
>Fucks Nork shit up, pushes on the Beijing anyway
MATTIS Y E S
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>>144441285
Desk job
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>>144441575
You say that as canacuck is literally being invaded by shitskins, dogfuckers and pedos.
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>>144433186
It must be why we didn't finish off korea and vietnam ay boomer?
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>>144441285
Color blind and reconstructed ACL here. Went in as a 1N2C. So long as you aren't retarded, they'll find something for you.
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>>144440555
checked but I already gave him my foreskin I don't wanna lose any more of it.
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>>144440921
tfw too crazy to fight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE
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>>144441638
Fuck it, American Empire time.
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>>144432771
ITS GOOK ROASTING TIME!!!
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>>144432771
Just lost my old job 2 days ago, got nothing better to do, lets get this shit show on the road
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Just a thought, since the military has a minimum IQ wouldn't you be able to dodge by just intentionally scoring below 85? Seems a little too easy.
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>>144441746

They need to make some kind of berserker unit where they can put all the psychos and people who have nothing to lose.
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>>144439464
I thought they start at 20, then go up year by year until 25, then 19, then 18, 26 and up.
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Whats making anyone think there is a draft coming?
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>>144432771
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>>144441909

If you intentionally bomb the ASVAB I guess you could make yourself look so stupid that you can't qualify for shit, but I bet if they're desperate enough to draft people, they can find something even a complete retard could do.
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As someone who just turned 26 and no longer needs to worry about the draft, I'll try not to knock up your girlfriends and wives while you're gone
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Not IQ, but there is a kind of "minimum" ASVAB score for jobs. Even if you went full retard they would still just make you a cook or something.

Trust me, no job is worse than fucking cooks.
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>>144432771
But that doesn't exist in America, am I right?
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>>144441919
thinking
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imagine being such a cucked goyim that you willingly fight for israeli interests, you americans are hopeless.
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>fighting for anything else than values
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>>144442238
This
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>>144442032
During the draft? It doesn't matter.

The worse you do, the less jobs that will be available for you to fill = more likely to die in a large scale war.

Take that test like your life fucking depends on it!!!
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>>144441925
Yes and if you're the only male child in your family you can get drafted but deferred from seeing combat so your family name doesn't get wiped out
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>>144432771
Nobody white posting on /pol/ is going to get drafted because they are too fat and too old to be of any use to the military.
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>>144441139
So you admit you're a Spic or some kind of mixed breed mutt? MAGA die for Israel.
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>>144442238
I just want to kill people honestly, gassing the kikes can come when the war ends up smoking them out of their holes.
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>>144432771
I'm on medica,l niggers!
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>>144432771
Finally a steady source of income.
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>>144441919
It's called the Navy SEALs.

It's literally impossible for anyone here to qualify, myself included.
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>>144442474
Calling you out on your shit means i'm a spic/mutt? Sounds like you got case of the short bus my dude.
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I'll bet the traumatized refugees can stay and fuck our wifes for the new generation of Germans
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>>144438906
Was in a car crash when I was fifteen, the guy who crashed into us had a heart attack behind the wheel and slammed into us. The other driver was killed, my friend had his arm crushed but can still for the most part use it, and I had part of my spine cracked along with a severely damaged pelvis.
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>>144442487
why not convert to islam then?
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>>144442164
Legally every male aged 18-45 is part of the "militia" and the draft could be reinstated any any point via Trump executive order
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>>144441558
this but unironically
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>>144442618
I'm sorry anon. How are you holding up today?
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>>144442368
dat male pattern hairline tho
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>>144442571
my nigga
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>>144442641
Correction, I want to kill commies. Commies aren't really people. Islam is for goatfuckers and retards.
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>>144432771
>most of you male fucks are too fat and can't make basic physical or pass mental health exam
>it'll be all cunts because of the lowered standards
It'll be hilarious
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>>144442602
Anybody can join, just pass the PT and background checks. You don't have to have something nobody else does.
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>>144442841
i love sushi and really like this meme it looks so good I want free sushi
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>>144442602

No, I'm talking a unit for the REJECT psychos who have nothing to lose.

It would basically be a massive amount of complete lunatics given inferior small arms and basic armor and thrown as cheaply as possible at the enemy. Best case scenario, they kill everything and then themselves. Worst case scenario, they all get massacred without inflicting serious losses...

But if it's full of the rejects and dredges of society, what's the harm in that?
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>>144435521
Get ready to die under gook fire, Billionaire dick-eater.

>Metal Gear Solid 3: Dick Eater
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>>144442841
Its a strange life, I may look fit&ready
But my back is secretly fugg
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>>144442827
fuck you thats how hes holding up retard
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robot legs my friend
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>>144442952
have more sushi friendo
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>>144432771
Would the draft go after neets first?
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>>144441111
>>Non combat roles already filled.
>>Combat medic
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>>144441909

When I took the asvab the dudes the recruiter drove with me literally bombed. He bought them “the asvab for dummies” book and made them do tutoring sessions hahah
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>>144432771

>draft
>during a nuclear war

/pol are stupidest most uneducated faggots known to man. This thread proves it. I only come here to laugh at you all.
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>>144442119
>Took asvab after a night of partying.
>Still scored in the 99%.
>31 years old
Yeah don't think I'll be dying in this war
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>>144433435
>RECRUIT! YOU ARE A MAN OR WHAT?
>S..Sarge I'm a Non-binary Attack Helicopter.
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I already did my time in the embarrassment that was the Iraq war, I'm free. Now a new generation gets to experience America bungling foreign affairs in such a way that kneecaps out countries growth so the military industrial complex gets fatter.
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>>144442927
>anyone can join
Anyone can attempt to join the seals, sure.

Nobody here would have an attempt that lasts beyond night one.

>>144442976
These sorts of units are the type typical anime bullshit fantasy you can expect to be supported here on /pol/

In reality, they get basically nothing done because society's rejects and dredges spend more time posting on places like this about how they're gonna do something, eventually.

But when the shit does get real, every last one of you are like Dan Bilzerian, screeching like a bitch about violence in front of you and running the fuck away.
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>>144442976
so this is some sort of suicide squad?
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>>144441731
>>144441672
Nice. I'm actually decently smart so this works for me
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>>144434030
In a bad enough situation, you can become a source for lard.
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>>144443023
>>Forward deployed dispatch.

You think that you couldn't be of use, but you can.
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>>144443250
they tried to put me on a bus the next day, but then i started really thinking about it.
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>>144442827
I'm fucking fine, I don't know why people always pity me. I get all the support I need, get most of my medical expenses paid while also being entitled to financial support while employed.
I'm currently on the shortlist for a new wheelchair capable of some pretty decent speeds for use on bikelanes, so I'm better than most people.
Like shit, if I didn't have hands, I'd be totally fucked. But legs aren't that important when you're strong enough to lift yourself into bed and put on your own clothes.
Plus I got a free shower that costs more than most new cars.
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>>144432771
Ask them what they want from me.
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>>144432771
Side note:
This month has a Friday on the 13th of October.
Who knows, maybe this year it might actually be bad luck
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>>144443691
this
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>>144440221
>T. Boomer
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>>144432771
Fun times ahead
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i hate running
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but i would be happy to fight with you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVLGwTggO8U
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>>144432771
But I already enlisted
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>GOOK BLOOD ON THE HORIZON
>MFW
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfY
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>>144442976
So penal battalions then.
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>>144440423
>fagfox and botnetchrome are the only browsers that exist

lmao @ this fag
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>>144443596
That's good anon. I'm just glad you're ok
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>>144445001
scratch that getting shot doesn't sound fun. maybe i can count mres behind the lines.
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>>144432906
Fpbp
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>>144445676
>sympathy fap
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>>144432771
lmao trumps gonna get himself assassinated.
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>>144443596

A guy pulled up next to me and the wife yesterday, missing 3/4 limbs, backed himself out of the trunk of his car onto his wheelchair, rode up to the office, paid his rent and loaded himself back in. As shitty as that is it’s amazing how he didn’t even need the tiniest bit of help.
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Show me your war face /pol/
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>>144443596
ROBOT LEEGGGSSS
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>>144432771
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>>144440834
I assume it's both shills and retards who haven't been paying for the last sixteen years. Eager little faggots sitting in their comfy rooms convincing people it's a good thing they'll be dying for the nose.
>let's go die defending the foreigners invading our country. good idea!




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