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Post your ancestry.
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>>155445738
Thanks for stealing mine. Dickhead.
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>>155445738
all of your great grandparents are foreigners? none of mine are as far back as anyone can remember.
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>>155445738
You are literally 56% face
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>>155447548
Yes.
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>>155448006
And you are inbred face, meme-flag faggot.
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>>155448534
what was your mos?
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I'm Pure
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>>155448631
I was 11A.
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>>155448781
you personally know that your paternal great great grandfather, his wife and cousin in laws were all from norway?

these threads blow my mind
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>>155448781
>someone put in the time and effort to make this
autism
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My dads side of the family are from Nigeria and moms side is Jamaican.
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>>155448966
Church and immigration records are pretty handy....
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>>155449057
Mine would be huge because one side of my family came to america 1620, the other side is 100 percent german.
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>>155449162
>people spend time tracking down esoteric documents to affirm to themselves that they're "pure"
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>>155445738
Paternal grandfather: Lucano and Sicilian
Paternal grandmother: Parents from County Tyrone or Dublin - idk
Mother: Family's from Seoul and Osan
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always lolling at amerimutts and their cartoon heritages that they invent and have nothing in reality
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>>155449263
>100 percent german.
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>>155449400
We don't expect you to understand the complexes we have. If anything, you should sympathize with us for not having fixed cultural and ethnic heritages.
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56%
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>>155449377
Do you pass for white or are you an asian looking guy with an italian name?
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>>155445738
JUST
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>>155449574
yeah england stopped having a fixed cultural and ethnic heritage when they got colonized by the
>vikings
>normans
>danes
>scots
oh wait that's retarded, america is no different. it's a christian nation built by anglos that's currently going through a nigger crisis
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>>155449339
My grandma's hobby for decades was genealogy and she left me all her records so I didn't have to do shit.
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>>155449634
Croatia is nothing but a battle ground throughout human history for civilizations that are better than theirs.
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>>155449835
gtfo Abbo scum
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>>155449796
the latter. took me a while to realize it. gave me a bad identity crisis since my mom didn't teach me much about my korean heritage and yet everyone saw me as a gook
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>>155448853
Officer on /pol/. That's rare.
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>>155450091
Not really...
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>>155449955
records containing information pertaining to people who wouldn't become part of her descendant's gene pool until generations later?

you're making shit up, you probably just heard your dad say "on my dad's side we're X and my mom has Y roots" and just assume that his family didn't say the same shit. we're literally just white americans and being a white american is the fucking best
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>>155445738
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>>155448781
investigate more your burger flag grantgrantgrantgrantparents, they might be indians
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>>155450137
I just assumed that most of the military posters would be enlisted, or if they were officers, they'd of been prior enlisted. I know there's an CSM who post on /b/.
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>>155449572
>german + ukraine = belgium
>belgium + austria = canada
Dude wat...
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>>155449835
Never heard of an Aboreskimo.
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>>155450299
>I know there's an CSM who post on /b/.
that sounds pretty fucked
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>>155450299
CSM... the sergeants major academy is where good NCOs go to die and come out complaining about putting hands in pockets.
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>>155450299
csm's and most senior enlisted are gen x and if they stumbled across 4chan it would probably be after reading some shit on facebook or buzzfeed and it was probably about /b/

most military on here are probably junior enlisted/NCO and maybe a butter bar or two
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>>155450545
O-3 when i got out.
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>>155450359
flag is just where they were born (using today's borders). and that's romania.
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>>155450611
good evening sir owo
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>>155450283
I highly doubt they were being as though their records go back to the revolution... but who know lol
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Make another thread for your military shit.
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>>155450476
This one was actually pretty cool surprisingly. I found out he was on /b/ because he had the door open to his office while I was on Brigade staff duty one night.
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>>155450091
Why is that rare ? i'm really curious.elaborate
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>>155450935
nice meme flag faggot. go cry about it on your ancap thread.
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>>155451031
most officers are high brow fags; or at least that is the perception.
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>>155451072
Statist tool. Your government will never give a fuck about you, you naive Middle American wannabe military prick. Fucking tool.
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>>155451175
>most officers are high brow fags
Lies
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>>155445738
med masterrace here

Everything on both side trace back to the italian alps
Apparently Greece too if you go even further back on my dad's side
Pretty much stuck to the south of France for a solid couple hundred years tho
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>>155451302
only speaking from my own experience.
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>>155451302
Well now that I think about it, General Mattis seems to be against the snob shit. I was in during the Obama era, and most of the older NCOs said that things were way more chill back a long time ago so long as you weren't a fuck head.
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>>155451282
oh enlightened one; share with us your 15 year old rebel wisdom.
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rate
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>>155451935
>A fucking leaf
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>>155448781
>American
>Pure
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>>155450263

Why can't Muslims think to build anything more useful than mosques?
Its like founding an Orthodox monastery, you're just putting a drain on the surrounding community for no benefit except letting the local clergy sexually train your kids.
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>>155452091
kek
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i look like a brown tim pool
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>>155445738
come home moorish man
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>>155449951
the english definitely have more of a shared history, tradition, and culture than us americans. it's in crisis now - sure - but come on.
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>>155452574
hola hermano
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>>155445738
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my last name is Anglonized and everytime I Google it I find British and Scottish people and very few Irish
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>>155452574
ftfy
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>>155451935
>supposedly related to Franklin Pierce according to family on the side that is fully American
>canadian grandmother has always been borderline retarded but family was supposedly successful and worked for the BC government
>polish/italian grandpa was a mechanic and absolutely based. RIP
>Italian grandma still based, still cooks for 15 if 3 people are coming over
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>>155445738
>veteran
how many people did you kill anon?
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There are way too many nonwhites here
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>>155454082
i'm honestly surprised at the amount of mexican-Americans here. maybe this isn't the board for me
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>>155449835
Nice drawing skills bro.
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>>155454329
>/pol/ is a white safe space
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>>155445738
I can smell your privilege from here, white boi
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>>155451935
> Pole with an Italian gal
High five to your great grandfather
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>>155454955
t. shitskin
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>>155454082
says the paki
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>>155445738
FYI One generation up on my paternal side, the doctor trend continues. Next one was a Confederate army surgeon.
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>>155445738
Not autistic enough to create an image so text will have to do.

Me (Software Engineer)
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Mother (Doctor) || Father (Alcoholic lol) *Both Cuban immigrants*
|-Maternal Grandma - professional seamstress, housewife, and general laborer
|-Maternal Grandpa - general laborer (retail) and baseball watcher
|-Paternal Grandpa - Worked for Batista before Castro took over. Was then a political prisoner but eventually made it to the U.S.
|-Paternal Grandma - housewife

It gets pretty murky after that. All I know about my dad's maternal grandpa was that he was a Spaniard who fought in Cuba's war for independence. Used to tell my dad stories about chopping people's heads off on horseback. A remarkable man, really. Guy drank hard liquor every day but was never drunk. Had a woman on the side so I may have cousins I'll never EVER meet. A true warrior. The only time that he ever slowed down and eventually died was when his children decided to fuck with his routine and take his liquor away. Apparently he just stopped being active. His children quite literally coddled him to death. I want to be 1% as badass as this man.

My paternal grandmother's mother was apparently some kind of asian. Supposedly from the Philippines. Don't know much about her.

My maternal grandmother's parents all worked in agriculture but moved to the city at some point. Not much is known about them. Last names are Rosello and Isaac. Possible Sephardic Jewish ancestry. I'll eventually get a DNA test and cash in on my share of the shekels. Fleece the goyim!

My maternal grandfather's parents have interesting last names. His father's last name was Mustelier. No idea where that name comes from but Google searches reveal a serial killer and a baseball player. Meh. His mother's last names were Caceres-Sanchez. They were apparently a little better off than most. They were born in Cuba but left during the war for indepence and later came back. Their parents were from the Canary Islands.
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>>155456424
>Not autistic enough to create an image
Fucking TL;DR
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My grandfather is not a Nazi but was born within Nazi Germany so its only for accuracy
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People obsessed with ancestry are people who are looking for excuses as to why they aren't worthless for doing nothing of value with their lives.
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>>155456614
Life tip: the "DR" part is why you browse this site.
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>>155455897
My grandpa on that side grew up poor as fuck being a first generation American. He was pretty embarrassed about it from what i understand and didn't like to talk about it. but nevertheless grew up to be a chad. 6'3" worked for Chrysler in an irreplaceable position. even after his death my gma told stories about he would hug and kiss the other guys wives on the golf course but no one would stop him because he was so chad and they wouldn't do anything anyway
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>>155456975
Need I remind you this is an imageboard?
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>>155457326
p...p...professor...?
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>>155457326
the myth of whites such as yourself comprising the population make me sometimes think about visiting argentina someday
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>>155453633
What the actual fuck; how are you fully genetically Iroquois?
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>>155457326
embrace your eurasian identity
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>>155457951
Well, A pair of Natives had sex and had offspring
that offspring had sex with other couple's offspring producing another generation of offspring
then the cycle repeats again and again
eventually the result of all that sex is me
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>>155452091
pepeHands
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>>155445738

I'm going to need the backstory on the 'PhD RN' (not a nurse practitioner?) and Pro Bakkaball player.

Erotic if possible.
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>>155458536
great explanation of how baby's are born faggot
what he actually asked is how did the Iroquois bloodline stay 100% intact, all the way through all these generations i.e did your grandparents meet somewhere specifically? did your great-grandparents instill based bigoted values that kept your bloodline pure? did your parents meet at an iroquois only tailgate etc..
if all iroquois are this blatantly stupid i underestand the need to remove them from are lands Christ Almighty
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>>155459114
That feel when your family actually had something only for good-for-nothing commies to come take it by force. I know that feel, bro.
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>>155445738
Nothing special
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>>155458554
wow
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>>155460868
am i supposed to know what these flags are?

>>155460725
pure

>>155458554
kek the food critic. and RIP your father
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>>155462230
If you know a bit about European History/Geography, yes. But I'm more than happy to tell you: (from left to right) Paris, Pennsylvania, New York, Lorraine, Nord-Pas-de-Calais, Burgundy, and finally Normandy.
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>>155459363
He met her when he was in the army and had pneumonia and she was at a hospital. He got out and played baseball, she got her doctorate. That is where I'm leaving it.
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>>155445738
Landed Gentry, like a tree with no limbs, live in San Diego, California but own forestland and pastureland in Northern Ireland still.

Technically unemployed lol!

Love Spics and Nigger immigrants.
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>>155460289
A silly question merits a silly response. Calm down with your triggering. I didnt think its all that bizarre that some people stay among their own rather than mingle with the invaders and their descendants.

For the longest time my people lived on the islands of the St. Lawrence, we kept to ourselves and did business with the Fur-trade and the Jesuits. We were safe on our islands and being in the borderlands kept us from being completely pestered by either the Brits or Americans.

Our community grew when some of fellow peoples moved from the heartlands to our area when Washington invaded central NY to neutralize our effectiveness in the revolutionary war. those refugees brought anti-european sentiments that became ingrained in our community.

As Indian legislation came to be imposed on us, marrying out meant risking our status and possibly losing ability to live on our lands.

then there were residential schools trying to steal away our children, laws banning our traditional practice, government agents coming in to mess with the way we self govern, and the non-native towns around us treated us like shit. My ancestors wanted nothing to do with fooling around with non-natives given what each generation had to go through.




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