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Can anyone from Hawaii confirm what they were thinking and talking about during the incident... were you reflective or just panicked?...

I'm not trying to be a dick here I actually think it was a really shitty thing to have happened and not funny at all, it's just a really interesting experience to have had en masse in a civilian population.
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Haven’t heard from anyone in Hawaii.
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I live in the suburbs far west of downtown Honolulu. I was reflective, thinking of how much time I've spent so carefree, but still getting ready for the aftermath since I'm thinking I'm far away enough to live.
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>>156591025

what're ya looking at, smoothskin?
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>>156590783
All you need to know is that’s its all Trumps fault, he is an unfit, unqualified, mentally ill, racist, Impeach now!!!
Rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>156591281
it must have been crazy. i cant really imagine anyone nuking Ireland but if it was a repeated alarm there are some things id like to do that i would at least be thinking about doing..

And to think that everyone I would know would also being think the same things....rare

spooky
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Put on my uniform faster than i ever have. Got to shelter in <4min. Tryed to text family/get news with trembling hands.
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I didn't even know Hawaii had tellys and phones and shit, I thought it was a little island full of chinamen.
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>>156591432
There have been far more serious mistakes than this... this is more of a mindfuck than anything else
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>>156591659
>he unironically thought he was under attack and trusted his government 100%
I just rolled over and went back to sleep.
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>>156591624
being think... fuck, be thinking i mean
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>>156590783
what use is this question outside of a social engineering context? please go away.
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>>156591432
Our Rep Tulsi that gave the all clear (on fucking Twitter, wtf why the 30 min until the eas all clear?) was talking with Hawaii News Now and literally took a moment to take a stab at Trump.
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>>156591873
what?
I dont have any ulterior motive I just think its interesting.
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>>156591776
Unironically live on the bullseye. Asshole.
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>>156592487
did you start crying on the phone when you called your mommy?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJNq079ZR7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfwALUjgcww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD5-IRO32sk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5iJlVm6IOI


:/
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>>156592607
did you just not buy it?
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>>156590783
wtf is this fake ?
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Saw the text but was skeptical so I waited for the television emergency broadcast to confirm and they did, which actually got me concerned. Then I checked news updates on the internet and people on social media were saying it was a false alarm according to a bunch of emergency related offices.

I was mostly calm the whole time because getting nuked didn't seem to make much sense right now politics-wise so I kept assuming it was some kind of mistake. Also, if missiles are gonna fuck up the island there's really nothing I can do.
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>>156593096
He just lives in a safe little world sheltered from reality and life, where he can jerk off and become an expert on conspiracies.
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>>156591025
I'm from Hawaii. I just put my faith in our great anti missile shit.
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>>156593313
we shit , i hope that never happens again
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THEY WERE TESTING THE GUY WHO SENT THE MESSAGE
There are dozens of people in bunkers with access to nuclear codes and have a map of all possible ballistic missiles being launched at all times and more than likely they showed some faggot a missile heading for Hawaii to test him and he cracked and freaked out under pressure
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Sirens were going off here which never happens.
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Someone is going to be unemployed on Monday
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>>156593313
someone somewhere lost their shit and either beat someone to a pulp or told them they loved them, depending on context....
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>>156591287
Kek
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>>156593691
Someone is laughing their ass off right now.
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Air Force Anon here - missile was actually fired and was on course for Hawaii, our systems shot it down.

its being called a mistake to not instill panic. This is the start of WW3. Expect retaliation within 6 hours.
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>>156593928
lol, well, in that case, i shall regret tempting fate
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>>156593928

Fuck of LARPFag. So tired of cunts like you.
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>>156593928
Prove you're in the airforce. Also I guarantee if the Norks sent a nuke on target for anywhere in the US Pyongyang would be rubble already.
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>>156593928

LARP Faggot
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>>156594317
This.
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>>156591287
Be gone milk drinker
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>>156590783
good thread. bump.
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>>156593928
here we go
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Not from Hawaii, but I've noticed it's now simultaneously being called a mistake and a state exercise. Which is it?
Link to story: http://abc7news.com/amp/politics/hawaii-emergency-officials-alert-of-ballistic-missile-threat-was-mistake/2939613/
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>>156593928
sureee and im the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler
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>>156591624
I can imagine an Ireland without potatoes, though.
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>>156595049
it could easily be both.
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Live on the university in Hawaii.
It was a panic, people just started running. I remembered being told that there was a shelter in one of the buildings, so a bunch of people from my dorm and I ran to it.
We got there and it was locked, people started breaking down crying, running other places, I started to just walk away, I was kinda just thinking I was going to sit somewhere and get blown up.
Someone yelled that they got the door open, I ran into the building. Took them 40 minutes to let us know it was a false alarm. Lot of people on their phones, I have AT&T and I couldn't make a single call.
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>>156595157
you mean like before the transatlantic exchange in the 15th century?
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activity at afb in guam
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>>156595245
Building was 15 minutes away from my dorm, by the way, and that's about the amount of time we're told we have from the alert. It was surreal.
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>>156593816
I know I am....holy shit
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>>156593520
>thinking we have missile defense for a little island in the middle of nowhere
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>>156595245
in retrospect, I'm glad you couldn't make a call I guess.
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>>156590783

It was employee error.
Button was accidentally pushed when a bowl of poke was knocked over.

Aloha.
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>>156595147
m-mein Führer?
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>>156595477
Probably for the best. I heard people talking to 911 like it would fucking help. Imagine being that operator.
>911, if this is about the nuke, we know
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>>156592487
>>156592607
>>156593096
>>156591659
Even this British Expat in Japan, a country way closer in proximity to North Korea, didn't panic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VmCvChcGzU
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>>156595839
That's because they've been doing that sort of drill for a while in japan, it would be like watching a car get crushed in a scrapyard vs watching a car get crushed in front of you on the highway
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>>156595839
>tvs switching themselves on
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>>156595839
but that's just it though, it is more of a credible threat for America, even as unlikely as it is.

I had never really thought about that before, I don't envy you having that. that bit of reasonable credibility to such a warning. . . I genuinely don't think I would believe such a warning enough to act, I live in the west of Ireland... geopolitically speaking, there is no west of Ireland, it's inconceivable for it to happen (i trust).

America being nuked has been talked about for 70 years to some extent
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>>156595664
Ja, Sieg Heil Kamerad !!

i have returned to save the world
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>>156595839
oh, excuse me, expat in Japan? i missed that part. ya you would think the Japanese would be the most panicked of anyone....although they are a strange folk
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>>156596666
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>>156590783
I live next to the bluegrass army depot (2nd largest chemical weapons stockpile in the US). If something like that came across my TV, me and my family would be in full bugout mode.
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>>156596404
>>156596666
That is the thing, though.

Any missile launched from North Korea would be detected sooner by Japan than America due to their proximity.

Rather than seeing twitter or in the news, the name, NORAD, for example, you would first see, Japanese Defense System has detected a launch out of North Korea.
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>>156590783
>Habbening
>Not habbening

For fucks sake I was disappointed today.
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Alaska reporting in. Put me down as not giving a shit.
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>>156593928

SKYKING SKYING Please Answer
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>>156597405
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>>156590783
This is what happens when you let governments handle your "emergency situations"

Give them access to contact every cell phone in the country with emergency messages? Hackers are going to hack that shit. We have a system here for Earthquakes and it was hacked about a month ago. So everyone in a certain city all got woken up at 3am to their phones ringing.
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Shit niggas did the nuclear sirens started playing there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHLERpO4HuI
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>>156595245
lol maybe you learned your lesson?
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>>156597199
Huh, it's almost as if you don't consider a scenario where norks take a sub with a crappy nuke/missile up to near Hawaii and then launch it.
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>>156597405
are you in fairbanks?
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>>156590783
My family called me to say goodbye, was surreal as fuck
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I stood outside with my arms stretched out
The missile never came
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>>156597954
Fuck no. They don’t have hills there
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>>156598199
Sorry, anon. God is cruel
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>>156598257
Yes we do. Fort Wainwright is comprised mainly of hills and the Alaskan range isn't too far away.
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HI fag here
me and my GF slept through the whole thing but a bunch of our neghbors freaked the fuck out
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>>156598257
What part of Alaska is this?
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>>156598347
I’m in my yard.
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>>156591702
Basically and japs and Maori niggers
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>>156590783
Uhhh. Missile flight time is like 30min. It's prob a nuke. Detection and alert takes how long, 10min?

I went downstairs to smoke and joke around with a neighbor. Some other people in my building were freaking the fuck out. A lot of people seemed to be loading their families in cars. But there wasn't gridlock traffic.

I'm near waikiki. I figured either I'm instadead or it hits pearl harbor and I'm fine for a while. Driving to waimanalo is probably a possible response.

Seemed 45/45 fuck it vs hide in the bathtub. With 10 trying to outrun nuclear fallout.
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>>156590783
http://dod.hawaii.gov/hiema/contact-us/about-us/senior-staff-biographies/

Everyone in this thread look at this link.

These 3 are in charge of Hawaii's emergency warning system.
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>>156598257
You're fucked if there's even a single military base by the base of those hills because Russians, Chinese and Norks are going to assume something's important beneath them, therefore delegating a express plutonium package or two
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>>156598199
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>>156590783
How many pets died today
Trump need to be impeeched
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>>156591702
Much like Australia
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>>156598795
Those guys are so fucking fired lol
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>>156598896
>plutonium
Get with the times nigga, we use radioactive hydrogen now
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>>156593313
At least being blasted by a nuke would be quick
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>>156593086
did that dumb bitch bring a lamp to a fallout shelter
KEK
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>>156598257
Beautiful man. Trying to find land near the Talkeetnas presently.
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>>156595245
Wtf nigger. This place knew it was a false alarm in the first 12minutes or so. Whenyou don't know, go to pol
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Jew Cuckey blamed it on BLOMPF
https://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/952284494257508352
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>>156599122
maybe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrHoMSRZOS4
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>>156590783

What is it about the Asians that they think attacking Hawaii will defeat the United States? kek
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The worst for coastal sailors. You get a text message of doom and head for open waters. Then you are out of text range for any of the follow up "just some dickwad leaned on a button"

Now you are 10 miles out in a boat with no business being out there that far off-shore trying to figure out if you should sail home or stay out there.
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Hawaii-bro here. People were losing their shit. Especially since it took a full 35 minutes for them to tell people it was a false alarm. There was a solid half hour of people legitimately believing we were about to get hit with a missile.
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Woke up 10 minutes after the text was sent. Figured that if I wasn't already dead by then, there wasn't much chance of anything actually happening
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>>156598734
Worst part about a nuke is you probably won't be insta vaporized but rather half melted alive and linger on for a good couple hours
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>>156591868
You're Irish, we knew what you meant we just assumed you were drunk
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I'm currently TDY in the states but my wife and dog are back in Hawaii. Have never felt more panicked and helpless in my life can't even imagine how she was feeling. Also realized how unprepared we are in Hawaii there is literally nowhere to go.
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>>156599380
This guy gets it. There is only one place to get your news from. I mean our news even has accurate titles like "nigger" in them
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>>156599787
Makes me sick even just thinking about situations like this. Whoever is responsible for this should be thrown in prison.
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>>156599645
I believe its a matter of location. And in the 40's the presence of the Pacific fleet.
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>>156599722
>>156599751
>>156599787
See >>156598795
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>>156593928
the US government is saying it didn't happen because they know China and Russia would destroy us
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>>156599778
Yes, I figured you could decipher a typo. it was more of a mea culpa ...obviously
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>>156599988
Digits confirm, welcome to WWIII
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>>156599988
>shaking with excitement
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>>156600210
I don't think the US government thinks its worth the risk, so they're trying to hide it instead
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What songs would you lads put on if you knew the nukes were flying towards you?
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>>156600408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
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>>156600408
played this to help calm my family down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puyc9llhtX4
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>>156600408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YOYlgvI1uE
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=3YOYlgvI1uE
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>>156599852

>thinking about all the normies waiting for CNN to tell them whether or not it's true

"Honey, you're right! CNN says we were just incinerated! That explains the smell."
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>>156600408
none, Jesus. If i was alone id want to go outside, preferably away from traffic, if I'm with someone id want to talk to them.

I honestly wouldn't do the telling people what I really think routine, I'm happy that doesn't have to be reiterated.

Id be sure to be thinking something nice.
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>>156599038

actually, they still use the old fashioned compression method to ignite a fission reaction with plutonium, initiating a fusion reaction with lithium and hydrogen.
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I bet at least half the people at schofield were filled with joy and welcomed the sweet release of death for 38 minutes.
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>>156600408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4


the only end of the world song
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>>156600408
Shelter was the last thing on my Spotify. Ironic, considering our lack of/not touched since the Cold War shelters.
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>>156590783
No one went on a rampage? I'm sure you would get off. The person who yelled fire in a crowded theater would get charged with the crimes.
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>>156600968
Absolutely impeccable taste
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>>156590783
>it's just a really interesting experience to have had en masse in a civilian population
The Feds likely did it on purpose to test the reaction of the population.
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>>156591776
Based!
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>>156590783
Anybody know if some people decided to end themselves before the missles?
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>>156600408
I don't want to set the woooorld oooon fiiiiiiireeeeee
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>>156598481

>neighbors didn't come to wake you and GF up in the face of presumed nuclear incineration

I can't decide whether your neighbors really suck or are merciful.
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>>156601261
either way, they certainly know now.
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>>156600408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tTaHAPFGwo
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>>156600968
that and this :

https://youtu.be/wxrWz9XVvls?t=12s
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>>156600408
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rcZp7u_Krp8
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Vacationing in kauai right now. At 8:07 everyones cell phone went off with an emergency text message saying "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." There was also emergency audio on every tv station describing what to do. Most of the women here freaked out and went to a room in the center of the house with no windows. I cracked open a beer and sat on the lawn, enjoying a few minutes of quiet. 20 minutes later texts came through saying false alarm. I hear it did cause quite a panic at honolulu airport though
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>false alarm

>should have been real, with the mainland dispatching the nukes on those traitors
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>Big alert that I'm about to get nuked
>First instinct is to jump on /pol/ and say it's happening

I'm probably not going to make it.
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>>156594050
Kitty tore the shit out of scratching post!
You have killer kitty!
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This is what I imagine our fellow /pol/iticians on Hawaii were doing when the alert came.
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>>156601573
If I was on the bullseye I would do that too, grab a cold box, camping chair and head for the epicentre, you're already dead anyway.

>>156601724
This too, would shitpost on /pol/, maybe upload a few memes of me about to get rekt.
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>>156601573
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>lol jk guys its a drill

yeah, sure. you guys almost got fucking nuked
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>>156601724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqczaF0KT3Q

See you in September.
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>>156599455
Did he not think that if trump was somehow responsible for this, that he would have fired back with a real one?
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>>156600968
YES!
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>>156591025
/\ worthless
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or this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5M3R2WvFQk
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lul
Next time its real you all are gonna be like >yeah whatever its just a fuck up again
Bang
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>>156590783
>this is not a drill
top kek who the fuck would fall for this bait
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I called my Mom to tell her I loved her and then I got on /pol/ to check for happening threads since I couldn't find any info on news sites.

I literally thought my last few minutes on Earth were going to be posting on /pol/ and that makes me both happy and sad.
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>>156591281
>ballistic missle =/= nuke

Why is everyone so dumb
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>>156598105
lol what a bunch of retards
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>>156591776
Oh look at this tough guy
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>>156600573
Fucking perfect
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>>156602649
Exactly

Maybe this was the traitor commies intentions in Hawaii
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I hope rocket man can at least take out California before we level NK. Win win
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>>156602770
I'm sure if anybody decided to launch a surprise attack they would just send a single missile and sit back, waiting for America's surrender
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>>156591702
Honolulu is a pretty big town desu

Hawai‘i has like 1.5 million people 80% on Oahu (Honolulu takes up half the island). And the rest being on the other islands in small towns
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>>156591946
to bad the nuke wasnt really inbound then

NUKE BLUE STATES
except for mine, no homo
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This is so fucking fishy!!! I believe AF anon that a real missile was shot down!!
>these systems don t mistake
It was either hacked and someone tried to insight war or it was a REAL MISSILE
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I live in Honolulu. Didn't give a shit. Went about my business, actually was drinking a smoothie watching people start worrying. Fucking scared faggots.
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Bet there was an actual missile but we shot it down cause world leaders are too scared for ww3
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>>156592487
are we really supposed to know wtf that building is? especially since you weren't able to focus your camera on the background instead of the fucking window screen. This is why it's good to have a digital slr that lets you manually focus the lens.
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>>156593928
I fucking wish ww3 has been cockteasing me for 10 fuckig years

I thought it was on when Russia invaded Georgia, now I’m apathetic to everything
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>>156591702
It's the only nice part of America
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>>156602770
>Firing a ballistic missile without a nuclear warhead

k m8
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>>156593086
>got everything ready in 30 minutes
you'd be dead in 30 minutes, lel.
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>>156590783
It's CIA MKUltra stuff. Keep people on edge. Get them ready for war.
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>>156603355
I forgot to mention I was talking about the streamer girl in the second video.
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>>156603219
50% of the population would die within the first month, they don't have food and they're entirely dependent on Walmart having food on the shelves. 95% of Americans don't have more food than what's in their fridge.
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I'm probably in the only Canadian location worth nuking

fuck
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>>156598930
haha savage

t. emu
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>>156602770
What would you assume was in a ballistic missile? Puppies? Leaflets?
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>>156602694
Pol is always here for you, and you will never leave. Even when you are Fried Anon, you will still be with us.
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>>156593928
fuck you, you're just trying to cause a panic. dark souls 1 remastered is coming out in may and I'm going to play the fuck out of it.
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>>156599787
that was probably why they did it. to make us realize how unprepared for this we are. next week get ready for a new budget reform for nuke preparations. that and it will make us hate the Norks even more
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>>156604166
>playing dark souls at a time like this
>the absolute madman
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>>156593928
I know this is a LARP because there are no South Korean news reports of mushroom clouds north of the border
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anzzNp8HlVQ
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>>156600718
>having a family in 2018
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>>156590783

@ the guys who reported they got to shelter btu doors where closed;

No matter if it was an accident, you need to seriously talk to your government.
Imagine it was a real threat and nobody opened the doors. The emergency system is meaningless, if nobody opens the doors.

Also I doubt anyone would send a nuke, someone might send conventional warheads over at some time. Doesn't even need to be other countries, but terrorists.

China and Russia are big countries and even in N/S Korea or Japan, a group of people with some tools and scrapmetals can "get lost". (Also within the US)

Thatfor it's important that accessing emergency shelters shouldn't be too hard.
The responsible people should either get there a lot faster or earlier or some other system has to be established. Such could be that shelters automatically open doors in case of an alertmessage or anything else, thats more reliable than letting over 9000 people die infront of the door, because the "janitor" is too lazy or stuck with somethign else and cant open the doors.

This "accident" has proven that your emergency system sucks.
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>>156604017
If I was Korea I would probably do a chemical agent
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>>156590783

lol what a bunch of faggots
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>>156597405
Put the rest of the world down as not giving a shit about you
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>>156604555
Americans aren't prepared for war my dude

Europeans grew up in a culture of war. I know this from reading my great grandmas diary even, they had a cellar and everyone had vegetables in their garden.

90+% of Americas only have the food that is on the shelves at the grocery store.

When the hurricane Irma came to Florida, the entire state was locked down. Water and food was gone within hours. Interstate was backed up for 15 hours, people couldn't get in or out. And that was just a shitty little hurricane, people were in a panick. Imagine a nuke.
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>>156601350
this, also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXSUEU7ISfQ
while I would get drunk as fuck and try to enjoy myself until we all got blasted away.
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>>156602770
How big of a nuke do you think the Norks can deliver? I'm about 10 miles away from Honolulu. They're not gonna be capable of sending a Tsar Bomba any time soon.
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>>156604693
Considering they are targeting an island they would probably use bio-weapons
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>>156604994
a big problem is that here in southern california houses (especially in poorer areas) are just a building on the surface with basement/cellar or anything like that so we're truly fucked. I wish I lived in some place in the middle of the us or on the east coast where it's probably common to have a huge basement with thick cement walls and shit.
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>>156605612
damn it.
with NO basement/cellar or anything like that*
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>>156605612
Most people in FL don't have a basement due to ground water. Even then, my point still stands 90% of the people in this country are fucked since they don't know how to grow their own food and are dependent on a handful of major farms.

I was just talking to my mom (visiting her) telling her she should have prepare. She told me she was going to get some bulk snacks from Costco. Most people are like this in the US. Even the people who live in rural communities with land don't always have livestock or a garden.
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>>156605869
i'm in southern california and we have a pretty decent garden but I honestly don't enjoy or feel motivated to do gardening. I don't even know what most of the stuff growing in our garden is. I mean if I see it I can probably tell you what it is but I don't have it memorized.
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>>156606275
Yeah and how much do you have? One or two bushes? Shit would last you less than a week.
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>>156605612
reading this post in my concrete basement just made me feel super comfy. can't wait for the happening
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>>156605323
10-20kt
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>>156593520
Thinking THAAD can stop ICBMs just because it can stop pitiful poverty rockets.
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>>156605612
>Implying your basement is going to stop an explosion with the force of the fucking sun.
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>>156597405
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
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>>156595275
or during the famine in the 19th century
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>>156598795
I fucking promise you guys it was Toby. I mean just look at him.
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>>156590783
My buddy in HI called me. He was pretty drunk, he's on vacation with his wife. Just married. Told me he loved me and thanked me for all support over the few years. Told me to take care of his sister and dog. Recently just talked to him, says he feels like a fucking idiot now.
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>>156606675
so this is basically you: https://twitter.com/bikerhm/status/933426316661080064

I had to post my tweet with the webm embedded because of a stupid file size limit on every board except /gif/ afaik.
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>>156608691
and yeah I think I overdid it with the hashtags because no one retweeted it. and maybe they didn't want to think of, you know...burning alive, lol.
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>>156607203
if it was a very deep basement reinforced with some serious shit at least maybe you could survive long enough to get drunk and kill yourself (which you probably already planned out to do it in the most efficient and painless way possible).
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>>156607376
ok?
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>>156590783
I just got on my moped and hauled ass to diamond head. Real or no, i aint dying because of some assmad norks.
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>>156595512
So they have a button that says ballistic missile inbound? Bullshit, if you believe that you can't think critically.
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>>156590783
I live in Honolulu. Woke up to the alert. Was a mixture of disbelief, bargaining ("they can shoot it down, right?"), and being thankful that my family is on vacation at the moment so I'm the only one here.

Reflecting on it now, I wish I could've been outside at like wal-mart or something to see the shitstorm when everyone's phones went off. Or even better, if this happened on a shcool day while I was in class. I can't even imagine.
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>>156590783
Hey Hawaii fags.
Now you got a small taste of what is was like being an adult watching 911 unfold on TV. This was a 30 min tops panic. 911 was a fucking nightmare for hours and hours waiting to see who,what,where,when,
And never really knowing who it wasn't
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>>156610387
>Or even better, if this happened on a shcool day while I was in class.
>some girl asks you to fuck her out of nowhere

and you would fucking do it.
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>>156610648

>the ugliest girl in class suddenly kisses you
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>>156603209
Barracks on a a military installation, possibly USMC. Now that we know uour non-military, is your girlfriends son going to fight for you when you get the shit kicked out of you on the DOTR?
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>>156610875
kek

>>156610470
>Meanwhile in the rest of the world on 9/11
>Haha did you see a bunch of fucking Americans got wasted by some muslims
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>>156600408
Parting glass
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>>156595049
>Which is it?
Could have been both, as in, "This is an exercise, but if it were real you would press this button."

"You mean like this?"
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>>156593928
Then why did the air sirens and emergency broadcast alerts not sound on the tv and radio? The only warning people got was a text message.
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>>156611133
>implying I would limit myself with a girlfriend
haha. good one.
I'm not even sure if you're talking to me (the guy who talked about that photo >>156603209) or the guy who took the photo. I'll admit I didn't know what DOTR stood for but upon googling it I got that it stands for the Department of Treasury? I imagine i'm wrong because i'm not sure what you mean by "the shit kicked out of you on the DOTR".
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>>156611405
You honestly believe it's just a fucking button? Come on man.

>>156611603
Newfag alert
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>>156600947
Former B quad resident here. If a nuke was coming at us while I was there, I would have probably flipped the SGM the bird, then broke the locked ladder leading to the roof to get the best view of my death possible.
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>>156611954
>Newfag alert
if that's really all you have to say i'll finally close this thread and not bother checking up on it anymore. I've been here since 2007.
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>>156605612
Most basements are only in cold areas
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>>156612131
kek lurk moar
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>>156600947
>schofield
next time elaborate you retard
I had to google schofield hawaii to figure out where the fuck you're at.
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>>156590783
I was in the shower, heard the alert, then hauled ass out. My friends and girlfriend were saying it was a prank, but I told them why the fuck would we take that chance. Then I realized we actually had nowhere to go, so it was just being in denial.
Wish I was as UH, college kiddies were running for buildings.
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>>156612220
one more reason why I hate living in southern california.
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>>156607193
I used to think that. But an AeGIS ship blew up a satellite moving 17,000mph not to long ago, i'm pretty confident a missile moving a bit slower and much lower altitude should be fairly simple. And it's even easier if we catch them in their slow initial launch phase.
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>>156612131
Hi newfag, barracks identifying anon here, I wasnt the one who called you a newfag but you not know what DOTR is proves it. Do me a favor, save my comment, stay on /pol/ a while longer than 5 mins, and once you figure out what DOTR is, neck yourself. Have a good day.
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>you will be able to play Fallout IRL in your lifetime
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>>156611531
There were also sirens.
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>>156612396
fuck off, I didn't think that the other person was calling me a newfag to /pol/. Browsing /pol/ very often would make me depressed or just pissed off. Why would you guys torture yourself like that?
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>>156593928

Air Farce doesn't have any system to shoot down an ICBM. You LARPing faggot. The Navy has ABM systems on Aegis equipped ships. The Army has GMD interceptors. Google 100th Missile Defense BDE and 49th BN. Army also has Patriot and Thaad batteries here and there.

All AF has is retaliatory nukes and pretty much useless radars for the BMD missions, no interceptors.
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Just woke up (Slept in), what happened in Hawaii in exactly? Details?
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Let's go down the possible scenarios

1. Nuke was actually fired and we shot it down
>US government is intentionally lying to avoid WW3 because they are fearful they might lose

2. Nuke was fired in our direction and diverted at the last second by the group who fired it
>US government is intentionally lying to avoid WW3 because they are fearful they might lose

3. No nuke was fired, it was a drill by the government to test our preparedness
>We are so unprepared nobody knew what to do
>The government cried wolf, no one will believe them next time, people will die

4. No nuke was fired, it was a falseflag psyops by domestic traitors
>A psyops of crying wolf
>They are trying to turn people against Trump
>We have traitors so entrenched in the government that shit like this happens

5. No nuke was fired, our EMBS was hacked
>We are so incompetent that foreign governments can send an entire state into a frenzy at the drop of a hat

Either way you look at it, it's not good for the US. It really shows how absolutely fucked we are.
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This reminds me of that one episode of 5-0 when they sent a false tsunami warning.
>someone was robbing a bank
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Called my girl to leave her work desk and meet me, ran thru Waikiki and almost got to the harbor when the false alarm news came thru. Plan has to get on a yacht.

Honestly figured we were done for. Its not like there's ever been an official false nuke alarm that got all the way down to the public, and this place has been waiting nervously to get nuked for like 2 years now.

I put odds in order as death>our system actually shoots it down(lol)>government mistake

People were nervous but def not panicking. I mean, what are you going to do really? I was making an attempt because it seemed better than not trying.
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>>156607931
Why was he drunk at 8 am?
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>>156612398
If only...
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>>156610875
fuckin lel
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Vern Miyagi, Administrator of the Hawaii Emergency Management Agency.
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>>156613353
>because they are fearful they might lose
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>>156613787

"Drumpf VWHATT "
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>>156604017
>sending leaflets on a ballistic missile
actually pretty good bantz
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>>156613353
X. nuke was fired but an UFO took it away
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Just a heads up.

Former Mauifag here.

Haleakala is packed to the brim with underground tunnels, laser sysems and all sorts of Star Wars tech.

I doubt a nuke would ever touch down on the islands.
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>[le]ddit can't handle fireworks
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>>156598795
>unironically mister miyagi
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>>156596218
THIS
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>>156603003
why are they so close to water? wont get flooded?
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>>156609060
Main thing you'd need is advanced air filtration systems for a setup like that, food and water can be stockpiled but you need ventilation and something to scrub fallout from the air coming down
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>>156614665
>there may be too many people on the island
>it could tip over and cap size

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7XXVLKWd3Q
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>>156607903
Seconding that it was Toby.
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>>156614274
Huh, didn't hear that firework go off, I am also in Kaneohe

And we get those guys who smuggle the loud ass concussion bombs off the marine corps base and set them off on NYE
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>>156614665
They have tsunamis now and then and also tsunami warnings.
It's just a matter of time untill a big tsunami takes out half the city.
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>>156614352
>ywn live in Hawaii and learn Karate
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>>156593928

For a missile of that range, it would have to be a sub-orbital vehicle, which every fucking system in the world would have detected.

There was no missile, the end is not nigh, calm the fuck down and ignore the LARP.
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>>156596218
Yeah wait, WTF?
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>>156593928
wtf north korea right?
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>>156614821
what the fuck
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>>156592487
Nice mesh, anon.
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>>156615485
it could be a submarine launch.
Remember the Chinese submarine launch off the coast of California a few years ago, north of Catalina Island? If they could get that close to California then, the enemy could get that close to Hawaii now.
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>>156598257

This looks incredible. Did you take this photo yourself? Please invite me to come stay with you.
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>>156593928
>1 post by this ID
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>>156597726
Pic for (you).
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>>156597726
Can confirm Dallas tornado alert system was hacked not too long ago. Scary shit.
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>>156600408
https://youtube.com/watch?v=su63vn7sSrs
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>>156617302
Chine could, but not NK. Last I read when I was in the Navy was all of the DPRK's submarines were old Romeo diesel subs the USSR sold them in the early 60's. Only a handful even leave port every year.

More importantly, given that they're old as fuck and deisal subs, they aren't 'blue water' capable. aka they won't be going more than 100 or 200 NM off their coast. They only pose a threat to our ships as they can linger very near to the bottom in littoral waters, making them actually pretty hard to detect. Until they try to slide open a rusty torpedo tube lol.
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>>156593928
USM** Anon here
I call this bullshit we're on 96 hour standby and we're still on our 72 hour liberty, faggot.
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>>156594365

We technically have no way of knowing it's not. At all. I think it's unlikely but yeah, what the fuck would we know?
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>>156596510

Vilkommen meine fuhrer! Juden raus! RAUS! Willst du essen gehen und über die neue Welt reden?
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>>156600408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0FAosDi4XA

If I knew I was getting nuked, I'd pull out my oldest bottle of whiskey, the emergency cigar I have, sit on my balcony and blast this as I wait for the inevitable incineration. I've had a good life.
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>>156623016
Cheers to Ground Zero!
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>>156590783

Wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't some sort of pre social experiment test for something bigger coming down the road soon. The sheep are easily frightened aren't they?
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>>156612398
id rather not
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>>156613546
hawaii was the best place for this to happen in. how laidback are hawaiians?
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Lol
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>>156605323

They don't need a big one. The nuclear fallout from the will ensure a painful death for just about everyone in the state.
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>>156623914
i think that people like to assume that the people in charge are omnipotent. in truth id say they just stumble from crisis to crisis with only a pretty general plan.

Far worse mistakes have been made... you have dropped nukes in the Carolinas by accident and on Spain.

shit clearly goes arry

given this, it's reasonable to be scared of an incoming missile, given the degree to which we have invested our trust in what we on some level ultimately all know is a faulty system.
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Is this a possible Project Bluebeam test?
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>>156613353
it's 4 that was my first thought. this is sabotage
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>>156590783
I live in Lihue which is very close to the beach and as soon as I saw the message I tried rubbing one out as soon as I could and ended up shooting a massive load (of cum) to this picture. Literally ruined my boxers lads
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>tfw the whole state all realize what's really important in life when they think they're gonna die by nuke
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>>156593928

Fuck off larper, that is our job.
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>>156590783
Hawaii Anon here, unfortunately, I didn't wake up until 10:00 today when the festivities had already ended. If I knew this shit was going to happen, I would have gone to the airport. Seeing grown adults quiver in fear would have been absolutely delicious.
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>>156601845
Exactly. Im not gonna survive a nuke det because i laid down in a fucking bathtub like the news was saying. I knew it wasnt gonna happen anyway... if a nuke was for sure incoming i would be banging my gf's sister in front of everyone as the fireball engulfed us
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>>156590783
Couldn't possibly be an accident...
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>>156593928
>6 hours
okay
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>>156614688
oh yeah that too. man I wish I had the money to buy a house and make the best fallout shelter ever.
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>>156593928
ITS BEEN SIX HOURS WHERE IS THE RETALIATION YOU FUCK
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>>156612398
if was super fucking ready and had a state of the art fallout shelter with everything id ever need maybe id want to survive but not with anything less than that.
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>>156596666
milign get
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>>156597405
What is there to kill?
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>>156590783
hawaiians are gay and stupid, these digits confirm we're kicking them out by 2020
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>>156613587
He realized what a mistake getting married was.
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>>156610470
I watched 09/11 live on TV and I only remember laughing when the first building collapsed and the reporter who was narrating did not notice it. No one outside USA gave a shit for that.
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>>156591776
>1776
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>>156613125
They got fucking glassed. Honolulu is gone bro
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>>156603209
>he doesn't recognize the iconic Ford Island airfield tower
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>>156596899

Why do your image macros have white borders? Stop that. That's like walking out of the bathroom with shit all over your pants.
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>>156600573
This
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>>156599769
>still thinking nukes aren't just super TNT.
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>>156596218
>>156614478
>>156615775
Honestly, this: what the fuggg?
Captcha:
>calle calle
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>>156605869
>>156606275
>>156606378
just can shit, dude. it stays fresh for a LONG time and its already ready if you need to bug out. in the event of a warhead hitting close to where you are, the soil will probably not be good for gardening.
so basically, get in the swing of gardening while the soil isn't toxic, can most of your shit, and stockpile it in a saferoom of some kind.
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Nuke incoming. We go in bathroom cause no windows. This should do the trick.




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