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Fuck links, fuck tripfags and fuck Blair.
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>>160367443
Fuck women
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>no links

Why do you faggots do this? It literally takes 2 seconds to copy and paste. I don't even read them myself it's all about the aesthetic, you know?
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>>160367443
I am convinced that the time is coming when those millions of people who condemn us will join our ranks and hail with us what we have created and gained through so much effort: This new British Empire, this Empire of greatness, honour and strength and Justice.

Hail Victory!
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Does anyone actually like tripfags?
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>>160367612
Fuck men
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>>160367644
>gag
LMAO reset that router homo
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>>160367644
They don't even like themselves
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>>160367636
What did I say about >LARP?
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>>160367454 #
I've never tried it but the exit bag is recommended from what I remember. Ask /k/ about it.
Learn about it then do not do it.
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>>160367795
I'll keep it. I never get good IDs
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>drinking a nice cheap bottle of bourbon
>going to listen to some shit music in a bit
>going to get up at 5am
>get to spend the entire day making poor people living in council houses wish they hadn't missed their rent payments or stopped paying their repayments for responsive repairs we weren't responsible for
>I get paid money for doing it

Pretty fucking comfy to be honest lads, does life get any better than this?
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I was wanking on the sofa and accidentally came, but I pinched my cock so I didn’t splurge all over the rug, the hopped to the toilet and came in the bowl. Today my balls hurt, have I fucked them?
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Every day we near closer to a Corbyn victory.

Only Mogg and Kek can save us now.
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>>160367443

Small is beautiful
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>>160368007
If you've bought property you deserve it
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>>160368038
Why does he sit like a lady?
>new tory
>new danger
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>>160367926
Exit bag is a sure fire way to leave yourself alive and retarded
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>>160368038
>Loose working class marginals
>I know what will stop corbyn, some posh out of touch Ponce
Genius
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>>160368220
His willy is so big that he straps to the side of his leg lad.
Also, mogg’s height makes him alpha as fuck.
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>>160368025
Fuck's sake. Are your balls swollen?
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>>160368374
No, I don’t think so
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>>160368025
They will return to normal don't panic.
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>>160368326
Actually, tonnes of old working class people I know like Mogg. They like his social conservatism/anti gay marriage stance.

Just because he has a few plumbs at the back of his throat doesn’t mean he can’t find mass appeal. People are sick of politicians trying to act normal and down with the people. They appreciate Moggs transparency.
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Reed-Mogg will win.
Kek wills it.
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>>160368025
Why do I visit this website still
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>>160368038
Considering Mogg is the rising in popularity as he has been doing for a while I don't think it will be long before he becomes the leader of the conservatives.

Maybe then Britain can be saved
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>>160367644
Eddie makes me feel better about myself
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>>160368025
Best post you've made. This is your magnum opus.
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>>160368841
>>160368841
>>160368841
LINKS EDITION
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>>160368887
Oh my God it would feel so good to see him beat Corbyn. That would be fucking awesome. Mogg is A LOT better in debates than May and May still managed to beat Corbyn.
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>>160368942
I've been to Afghanistan, I've been to war proved myself a man, you?
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>>160369138
Helmand Province?
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>>160369138
>deserter
>man
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>>160369214
Yeah, op Talisman
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>>160369235
I went awol after deployment, how does that compare to your wow raids?
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>>160369435
Why the fuck do you post here with a name? Embarrassing mate.
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>>160369051
This one is better, save that for later
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>>160369287
2010 eh? I heard 2007 was when it was fucking worst. The taliban went mental back then.

My Krav Maga teacher (inb4 Krav Maga is a meme/ MMA is all you need) is ex army and he admitted to having shot a child with an AK47 in Afghanistan.
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>>160369026
Thanks, it felt good to get it off my chest
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0JEDXAlryq5
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>>160369656
TOP KEK
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>>160367443
Brits fucked up the european world for 200 years and now drink Prosecco on its ruins.

This is God's punishment for our sins
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Anonymongs fucked up brit/pol/ for 200 years and now drink Prosecco on its ruins.

This is God's punishment for our sins
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>>160369867
Bringing civilisation to the world was the only moral thing to do
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>>160369602
>>160368841
>>160368841

NONCES OUT SUPERIOR THREAD COMING THRU
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>>160369435
>be you
>be failure
>go for the safest job possible in the army (retard branc)
>go awol as soon as you land in Bastion
>now live in a car and posts on britpol 24/7

you're a failure
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>>160369560
I went to war
Did you?
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>ywn live in Thimphu
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>>160370176
Well congratulations on the threadsplit you tit.
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>>160370280
I was route clearance, name and more dangerous job
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how the fuck are the BBC allowed to get away with such shite content
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>>160370489
Fucking thread splitting at fucking midnight on a Tuesday

The absolute state
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Would ya?
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>>160370598
Sounds like they wanted you dead m8
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>>160370706
What is your back story
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>>160370598
Underage volunteer for oxfam
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>He's a right wing anti-semite
>He's only gone an joined the army fighting for the zog and watching his mates get annihilated by pakis with malfunctioning ak47s
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>>160370280
he was skivvy...done dishes/sucked cocks for his tour... me an the lads saw proper fighting popping sand NIGS all over/CUNT made toast for proper blokes...lol
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>>160370232

>Trash
You after you post such nonsense:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71ZHVmSuBJM

>Gran has better taste

She does; that's why she loves me cock.
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>He's a big hard squaddie
>give him 6 pints and he starts blubbering like a teenage girl because he gave an afghani kid a mars bar in helmand
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>>160370891
I was a researcher for the police, then fucked it off to travel around Asia for four years
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You make me fucking sick, LARPing and sharing favourite movies, trolling and shit posting while Britain falls over a cliff, I came here to join a fucking movement. I thought I'd find an army of patriots, busily working to save the nation, and what do I find? A bunch of idiot keyboard cucks.

You better pray it doesn't kick off because they will win, they have very tight knit, close communities, the mosque is effectively regional HQ, each town has a battalion, each battalion has links with the next, there is a steady stream of fighters returning from various warzones, experienced, battle-hardened and ready to train and lead the willing.

They are not only ready, but eager to die for their cause, they will never stop, they will never give up, they will fight to the death and they will show no mercy, they'll behead old ladies on the street, they'll slice the faces off children in school playgrounds, the raping has already begun, it's been going on for decades. THEY CANNOT WAIT TO GET THE SHOW ON THE FUCKING ROAD.

There are more Muslim men of fighting age in the Birmingham area than we have soldiers in the British Army, and they'll have the fucking Army or what's left of it, deliberately weakened and run down as it is with it's faggots and queers and Marxist officer class, the UN, the intelligence services, the police, the media and the government on their side. We have all been condemned to death, they want us gone ASAP, and hundreds of thousands of our own people will help them to round us up, we the '''''far right terrorists''''' will be wiped out in a week and the world will cheer our demise.

So wake the fuck up you cunts and get to fucking work, make a fucking meme or something, get on Twitter and see if you can't shock a few normies into facing reality, just DO SOMETHING ANYTHING FUCKING CONSTRUCTIVE and stop pissing these precious hours away on sweet fuck all.
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>>160369138
Haven't no, my mates a sergeant though and i kicked his arse on CoD. Plus i've got more than one welp and have won 98% of the fights i've had and can gym 1/2/3/4 so am stronger than 99% of the population so yeah.
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>He's a big hard squaddie
>Ask him about his tour in afghan
>He puts his head down and says "I don't wanna talk about it"
>Press him further
>Turns out he just sunbathed and told jokes with the boys for 6 months
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What percentage Brit do I have to be to be allowed in Brit/pol/?
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>>160371068
>my woifes gonna kill meee!!
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>he's a big hard squaddie
>ask him what death looks like
>says he doesn't know hes too busy thinking about which lynx deodorant to buy next
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>>160370607
Can this ever beat this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZPLKnhhu40


TBF she was ahead of her time in that this preceded the SJW frenzy
Harsh what happened but I want to see revenge; this was just depressing.
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>He's a big hard squaddie
>Ask him what he thinks about the future of the country he puts his life on the line for
>Says he reckons pints are well expensive now
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>>160370758
Nails are a bit long - might cut you. I'll give it a miss but thanks for asking.
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Big hard squaddie here AMA
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>>160371093
>old jokes with the boys for 6 months
Guarantee he was Bennell esque shrub rocketeer.
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>>160371286
>Saying no to Brook.
Are you a quare?
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>>160371336
Nope
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spent 13 years in iraqistan fighting the hezbollah ama
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>>160370387
>I went to war
for what and who gives a fuck?
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>>160370105
What is Dresden anon? Who were the Boers?

The British Empire was the most anti-white entity in history before the American
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>>160371293
Are you self aware?
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>>160371455
sandnigger killlcount
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>>160370783
I joined as a royal engineer, it's our job to make paths. Think Stanley Baldwin in Zulu, Engineers are everywhere which is why our motto is Unique,
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>>160371173
Powerful.

I kept thinking back to those old greentexts though
>it was my privilidge...
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>>160371455
Are you self aware?
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topkek, 17 years ago when I seen that threadsplit I knew it would be filled with yanks asking about the slag in the op and you all laughed at me

well I have to say, you're not laughing now
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>>160371562
14 iraqis, all children
26 afghanis, half children
12 turks
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>>160371666
hahahahhaa
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>>160371459
More than you've done
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>>160371591
>motto is Unique

"Backs to the wall, the shovel monkeys are here"?
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>>160371593
Old greentexts?
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>>160370387
>I went to war
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahhaha he actually believes it as well
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when will christcucks realise that he is the retarded brother
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>>160371666
>t. Breakfast for this man
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>>160369138
Hey bud, going to war doesn't make you a man, it makes you a statist murdering tool.

Not going to war would be a manly thing to do
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>>160371512
Well if I wasn't I wouldn't be able to answer that.
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>>160371768
Blair was a national hero
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>tfw no ginger Jew gf
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>>160371468
Everyone says Dresden was a war crime, but it was just an experimental tactical decision

Same with the “concentration camps” in South Africa

Forward thinking outside the box desu
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Wheres the pictures a pakis with white women?

thats what im here for
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>>160371799
Well if you are, you know all of these....
>>160371202
>>160371134
>>160371093
>>160370997
>>160370926
are right
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>>160371848
t. Mandeslon's cum-face
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>>160371716
There was loads of them like this
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>>160371865
>tfw no comfy historian gf
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>>160371774
climb back on ur kangaroo CUNT...lol
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>>160371710
It means everywhere
Infantry regiments get specific battle honours, Waterloo, Sebastopol, Helmand.
Name a single engagement engineers didn't win and fortify
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>>160371959
Was that /pol/ or Brit/pol/ ?
Truly the most savage satire.
10/10
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>>160371383
Verr queer. But no, if she cut her nails and asked nicely then okay. I'll have sex with her.
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>>160372113
I know mate, just messing with you.
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>>160371031
Start buying guns - talk to people near you who you trust; strangers are not your friends (we have become a low trust society).

If it comes to what you say it may be a case of fight (if the numbers are with us); or else flight.

Do what you can; do your best; be ready when the time comes.
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>>160369628
Krav Maga is useful but must be heavily supplemented with several other martial arts. I've sparred purely Krav guys and they have no hit conditioning, terrible technique and a propensity to quit under pressure. On the street they could be more effective, granted. In gloves they need to be retrained.
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>>160371918
t paki scum
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>>160372113
The main character of zulu is an engineer
Name a regiment or corps other than med that's won more VCs?
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>>160368007
I hope you get skullfucked on the way to the chippy
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Should I go to the doctor if I found blood in my stool, lads? I'm only 20, I don't wanna die yet
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>>160372113
I have a few ex army friends, all of them seem 12 hours away from car sleeping at any point, a bit fucking tedious, can’t you cunts pull yourselves together once in a while
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>>160371865
This is that singer who does songs with the black rapper lad, what's her name again?
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>>160372139
Not brit/pol/, but they were all over for a while
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>>160371019
What kind of research did you do for the police and where in Asia did you go?
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>>160372413
>be right wing anti-semite
>join army
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>tfw Irish passport so I can fuck off to Europe if Brexit goes south
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>>160372066
Alright mair what's happenin cunt?
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>>160372413
Well yeah, but thats cos you got like half a dozen or whatever it was for RD
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>>160372528
>some lesser men
Gold
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>>160371093
In all fairness some don't want to talk about it because fucking terrible things happened out there.
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>>160372405
>i bloody fix you bloody pig fucker you.
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>le blair was bad meme

1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s.

2. Low mortgage rates.

3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52.

4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.

5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent.

6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools.

7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18.

8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled.

9. Employment is at its highest level ever.

10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries.

11. 85,000 more nurses.

12. 32,000 more doctors.

13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards.

14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament.

15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly.

16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time.

17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.

18. Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.

19. Restored city-wide government to London.

20. Record number of students in higher education.

21. Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997.

22. Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Children’s Centres.

23. Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission.

24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to £300 for over-80s.

25. On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.
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>>160372556
Background research on people applying for jobs, interestingly I researched mark duggans wife a day before he was shot, I was going to flag her up because he was giving drugs to kids to move on their bikes around London and they found their kids playing with bullets, she also stole a credit card from an old woman and paid for a tit job.

South Korea, Vietnam and Japan
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>>160372631
celtic subhuman begone
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>>160372717
>Some terrible things happened out there
>AWWW fucking shite lads av only gone and blown that kid we gave a mars bar the other days head clean off
>Fuck me i thought he was an insurgent lads my mistake
>No worry cobber, quick take a piss on him for your facebook picture
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>>160372826
but what about mass immigraiton
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>>160372491
We've been in the edge, then we have to listen to cunts like you complaining about kettles and shit
You're poofs today
Soldiers can live in the woods forever, but I have a car so I have more than a solder
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Here we go round the prickly pear
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>>160372867
This is my home too, mate. I can call you mate, right? I was born here.

Besides, I'm only a third Irish.
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>>160367644
they're the reason i stopped coming here as often, so in a way they've probably helped me.
soon they'll have totally ruined this general, and everyone will be better off in the long-term.
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>>160372586
I was apolitical then
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>>160372528
More
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>>160372927
Fuck off pal I lived in the wild without power in the west coast of Scotland for 2 years earned my money working on a boat
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hmmm...
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>>160372669
What?
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>>160372432
>t. poor person

I'm the kind of person who's stomach gets churned by wearing a suit on public transport, you think I'd visit a chip shop in person?
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>>160372927
Godspeed, Ed. You're a stupid porridge nigger, but I've got a lot of respect for you.
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>>160372717
>Some terrible things happened out there
....
>Lads i'm getting bored sat in camp sunbathing all day when are we gonna see some action?!
>*gary comes sprinting over* SHIT LADS I CAN'TBELIEVE IT GET READY! this is it!!
>Why what happened? do we need to gear up?
>No lad, daves only gone and caught a fucking scorpion
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>>160373109
Coincidence.
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>>160372851
>South Korea, Vietnam and Japan
Nice. Did you see any Zen monasteries?
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>>160372884
Shut up you black whore.
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>>160369435
>Eddie hasn't even cleared molten core, nevermind ulduar hardmodes or mythic antorus
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>>160373007
>third irish

bascially gerry adams
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>>160373279
Yeah, the hidden ones in Korea are really nice up in the mountains.

Although the food is free it’s all a bit twigs and pebbles in hot water if you know what I mean

Nice though
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>>160373109
>>160373245
>>160372926
Not an argument, skilled immigration helped the UK Drastically.
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>>160371896
Funny that Britain only ever experiments against white people
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>>160373107
Here we go

it's turning into that Monty Python sketch where they try and out-bitch each other about hardship

"Well, during the depression, my family was so poor we had to eat my legs!"

"Oh what I wouldn't have given to have legs!"
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>>160373443
British success comes from extreme control, obsessive bean counting, manipulating others, and breaking and bending international rules and regulations
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Hey lads, I’ve been thinking about joining the Royal Navy as a warfare officer or submariner. What am I in for?
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>>160373443
>helped the UK Drastically
MUH ECONOMY
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>>160373440
Some of them live 120 years on that food. I'm envious though. Do you have any pictures?
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jesus christ i need to get back in the gym lads
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>>160373660
I knew a retired submariner, he was 60 and walked around in rags and couldn’t really form a sentence, excellent at electronics though
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I'm trying to think of cities with internalised racism but the only ones that come to mind are Aberdeen and Hull. What other places in the UK are ripe for promoting the nationalist cause?
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>>160373756
You need to get in the oven you fucking gobshite purplebelt.
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>>160373756
You sure do, mate. Those are some serious man tits.
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>>160373595
Britishness is a melting pot of different cultures

>>160373669
>LETS JUST ALL STARVE TO DEATH AND LIVE IN HUTS LMAO
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>>160373713
I’m on my new uk phone so no unfortunately
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>>160373958
pitifully weak bait
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>>160373877
lol
but im not wrong mate

>>160373999
ever visit here?
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>>160367443
LIVE - Rick Wiles: Whose A.I. will Rule the World?
https://www.pscp.tv/TRUNEWS/1lDxLaWvRwMKm
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>>160374090
Unfortunately I never really visited China apart from stopping over during flights

I recommend the island of jeju though
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>>160374216
island of cumjuice?
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>>160374216
Island of jeju? I fucking hate them why would I wanna go there
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Burger here.
I love you Britain. What can I do?
You are the wind beneath my wings.
Anglo Angels be strong pls *cries*
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>>160374275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQBfntE-yU4
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>>160374275
>>160374337
Fucking plebs

Actually the whole of the south coast is absolutely beautiful

And it’s where the most successful naval commander operated against the japs during the imjin war
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>>160373595
No it comes from centuries of mass murder and theft.
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>>160374070
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>>160373756
You may also want to avoid putting your peepee in crazy (cut marks)
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>>160374523
It was a joke m8
JeJU
JeJEw
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>>160374777
I'll give her proper cut marks
Wounds that don't heal
Psychological damage
Fuck these hoes!

No wot am saying?
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>>160374777
kek nice spot
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Is this the feels thread
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>>160374777
Yeah avoid that one, or at least don’t tell her your address and use a burner phone
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>>160374777
She has a very traditional look for a cutter.
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>>160375005
Why? Confession session?
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If the left believe that AI and automation will be bad for the low skilled, why do they also want unlimited immigration?

What's their game?
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>>160374777
not all people cut there selfs are crazy
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>>160375208
Prove it
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>>160375269
i had a 10/10 friend who use to cut herself before and she is the most real person i know
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>>160375063
How do I tell the mother of my child I love another and howe do I tell the one I love I've had a child with another
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>>160375005
Have you even finished that Hopking yet you limewog?
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>>160375028
I don't think she got those from sharpening her sickle m8y.

>>160375208
Personal encounters with cutters tells me otherwise I'm afraid.
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>>160375562
Almost
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>>160375518
Anecdotal evidence, not an argument
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>>160375533
You just tell them.
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>>160375533
After you bang the other. Don't bother telling the mother.
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>>160375147
You're just seeing a few passing comments from moderates. As a whole, the left just want to put low skilled workers on benefits and have them forced to vote for their candidates every few years.
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>>160375652
Good lad.
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>>160375604
Knew a cutter once, she was hot af and was too autistic too ask her out even though she was clearly interested. Bastards really do miss out.
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>>160367443
You mad because American Populist are taking back their Revolution?
You bastards have cost us 12 months of work by having to purge your cancer of hijacking the narrative.

>"hue hue, American Populism is all about saving England and Israel"

Nope! it sure as hell is not. Look at what we are doing to your Jordan Peterson plant. Within 7 days he has been dismantled. We are finished with ignoring your British attempts to water down American Populism.

Stay the fuck out of our politics, or suffer the same fate as Jordan B. Peterson.
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>>160375533
With an emotional honesty and maturity

One will be feeling abandoned, so you should give certain assurances I would imagine, although she isn’t English is she? Culture might be different, she might want a total split with no contact after
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>>160375518
>i have a 10/10 friend
>10/10

WHY DO CUNTS DO THIS
NO MATE
SHES NOT 10/10
CHANCES ARE SHE'S A FUCKING MUTT MATE
WHY DO FAGGOTS ALWAYS OVER EXXAGERATE HOW GOOD LOOKING A BIRD IS
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY START GOING OUT WITH THEM

>"AW YEAH SHES 9/10 MATE"
FUCKING HAMBEAST WITH A MUTT FACE
>AWWW SHES 10/10 MATE
FUCKING 4/10 AT BEST COVERED IN FAKE TAN

FUCK OFF YOU UGLY BASTARD

10/10S ARE SUPERMODELS WHO ARE ALSO MUTE
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>>160376007
This is true, I knew for sure a m8 of mine was genuine when he described his wife as “cute but her face is kind of minging”
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>>160376007
>not rating a woman on looks and personality and the combining a score
plenty of 10/10s with a 7/10 face mate, my ex is still in my mind the most gorgeous woman in the world, but she wasn't a model.
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I miss her
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>>160376144
Bravo
It takes guts to admit you're bird is busted

>>160376316
utter faggotry
your ex was likely a dog
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>>160376426
your*
fuck it
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>>160376426
good thing looks are subjective eh buttboy
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>>160375677
there is no evidence that they are crazy most people who cut them self have had a bad upbringing or have had a traumatic event in there life how does that make them crazy
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ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FUMING LADS

>get in argument with lass
>argument gets very bad
>lasts 3 days
>she hates me
>yet she messages me all day today whilst hating me

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE MESSAGING ME STILL FML?
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>>160376469
no it isnt
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>>160376508
Doing anything with the purpose of harming yourself or to the detriment of one's own health is crazy you mouth-breathing cockdribbler.
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>>160372826
Asset price bubble.
PFI
Selling off of state assets
Tuition fees
Burdening future with debt.
Sold teh Gold
Wanted us to join EURO; Brown hated him and said no
Iraq War
Laid the foundation for NHS privitisation
Didn't re-nationalise the railways
Sucked on Thatchers economic tits
More de-regulation of the city
Literally imported migranst to crush wages.
Tax credits to subsisise low pay
Tax havens
revolving door to cororate lobbyists
Outsourcing master.
Shit wife
Shit grin.
Was he bovererd?
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>>160376565
>m-muh symmetry
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>>160376373
No you don’t, you miss the thought of her
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>>160376554
She wants you to lay down the law, anon. Alpha up
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>>160376007
>STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE
If you don't find anyone more attractive than them, they're a 10/10.
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>>160376609
>muh muh being an ugly cunt
lmao feel for you kid, i really do
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>>160376687
Notice your lack of evidence or argument?#
We do
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>>160376663
no they're not
and why do people use this "stop liking things i dont like" bullshit as if its valid?
couldn't you say the same about anything? immigration, for example?

you're a dumb cunt and ugly, congrats bro
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>>160376634

What do you mean? Whenever I even hint about a relationship she either ignores me (when we're in the middle of a conversation) or brings up other lads.
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>>160376812
mug
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>>160376801
Not a single argument in this post. Stay mad, autist. :^)
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>>160376622
Fuck off she was perfect
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>>160376801
lmao you are getting DESTROYED
i bet you're some mutt or wog lmao
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>>160376918
Who was?
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>>160376854

>mug

Lad I straight up told her she's an unloved slag who's own mother wants her dead and she still talks to me.
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>>160376007
there is not a fucking celebrity or supermodel i would go out with over her if i ever had the chance

not every fucking hot girl is a supermodel you retard
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>>160376982
She was
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>>160377009
He called you a mug because you're too stupid to understand she doesn't want a relationship she just wants to have sex with you because you had a heated argument with her.
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>>160376906
>>160376973
big fat virgins
>>160377009
send her a cock pic
>>160377074
what im saying is: your "10/10" is probbaly a 4/10 for everyone who doesnt look like that freak from the goonies in the basement

>>160377078
pull yourself together
all women are whores
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>>160377078
I mean who was she in relation to you? Your mum?
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>>160377239

She doesn't want sex either. In fact I have no idea why she is messaging.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/15045713/r

Britpol is officially for the South and Scotland.
Everyone else get out.
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>>160377252
Not all
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>>160377009
she wants to fuck, lad.
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>>160377428
Of course she does you idiot.
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>>160377441
>>160377473

Unironically, she doesn't. She's frigid as fuck, you can't even talk to her about sex without her going into some hysterical hissy fit.
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>>160377532
is she cute?
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I've just ordered some creatine lads

Any thoughts on BCAAs?
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>>160377343
Nobody, German civilian
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>>160377436
every single one including your mother and mine

>>160377532
are you 15? wtf
>frigid
havent heard that since school days
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>>160377586

Aye. She's ginger, pale skin, nice cheekbones, pretty face; a pretty girl, aye.
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>>160377642
sprinkle them right on my cornflakes
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>>160377532
Don't talk to her about sex just have sex with her. Don't be a plank and ask her out to dinner first or try to marry her. Corner her and fuck her.
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>>160377717

Fucking wish I was 15 those were the bastard days.
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>>160377753
Fuck I haven't had cornflakes in like 10 years

>>160377743
gimme her fucking phone number init I'll get 'er thinkin bout sex nice and quick
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>>160377717
You not me
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>>160377743
well then why did you call her a slag who's mum wants her dead? did she start the fighting or did you?
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reminder that socialism is the cure for your ills
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>>160377845
No no, its true
Its a harsh pill to swallow
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>>160377860

She started the argument. I just spit pure fire, like a dragon, when you argue with me.
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>>160377642
eat more red meat and get your creatine that way faggot
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>>160377892
pic related you at the local mosque
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>>160377973
virginity confirmed
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>>160377973
should have just led the lass have her hissy fit and not fired back. she woulda dropped it eventually and you could be fucking her right now
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How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.

How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.

London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.

What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
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>>160377845
missing your lady there lad? how u feelin
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>>160378050

Not a virgin although I do act like it.
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>>160378022
Did you know that meat is really unhealthy? It gives you cancer and the such. I'm a vegan, and I'd highly recommend veganism to anyone who is highly conscious of their health.
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>>160378083

Ye but I know whatever I say to her she'll keep talking, it's not the first time I've been an absolute cunt and she's come back.
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>>160378106
wahey its deano the estate agent
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>>160377431
>the South and Scotland
Trannies and skirt wearers both.
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>>160373443
It literally is an argument. Small amounts of skilled immigration can boost the economy, but you could also be training skilled British people. Then you wouldn't be handing over wealth and power to non-British. That's why MASS immigration is the problem, because now you are giving away MASSIVE amounts of wealth and power to non-Brits. You are literally giving control of your country away in order to avoid having to train your own skilled people. This is why English are now a minority in London (inb4 muh mutt. Yea, I know we're worse off).
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>>160378153
>Did you know that meat is really unhealthy? It gives you cancer and the such. I'm a vegan, and I'd highly recommend veganism to anyone who is highly conscious of their health.
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>>160378187
she's ginger, you knew what you were getting into. Either ignore her when shes having a hissy fit or drop her. You don't sound cut out for redheads
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>>160377860
>>160377973
how old is she
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Eddie are you sitting in there wrecked on Hopking and listening to love songs on the radio again?
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>>160378305

She goes full Stalin when she gets into a hissy fit with me and starts denying the history between us and keeps rewriting it. Quite funny really.

But she doesn't really want a shag or a relationship but fuck knows why she keeps talking to me.
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>>160378382

She is 17.
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>>160373443
this is a complete myth and if you'd actually read literature, articles and studies on the matter you wouldn't even bring it up because the evidence is so damning against your viewpoint
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>>160378485
die pedo
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>>160378106
>sit their
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>>160378452
sounds like shes crazy and loves you, fren. Im guessing she wasnt raised right
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>>160378413
He sat in a carpark swigging spirits and wanking

His car is bouncing like its got hydraulics
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>>160378520
woah woah wtf you on
16 is legal you faggot
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>>160378452
>>160378485
Have you asked her 'do you want to fuck' you autist?
Or have you said, it's valentines day lets go out to dinner?

It sounds to me like she has the rare but often powerful 'female autism' where she doesnt understand her feelings towards you.
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BRITPOL BTFO

BLAIR IS A HERO

26. Restored devolved government to Northern Ireland.

27. Over 36,000 more teachers in England and 274,000 more support staff and teaching assistants.

28. All full time workers now have a right to 24 days paid holiday.

29. A million pensioners lifted out of poverty.

30. 600,000 children lifted out of relative poverty.

31. Introduced child tax credit giving more money to parents.

32. Scrapped Section 28 and introduced Civil Partnerships.

33. Brought over 1 million social homes up to standard.

34. Inpatient waiting lists down by over half a million since 1997.

35. Banned fox hunting.

36. Cleanest rivers, beaches, drinking water and air since before the industrial revolution.

37. Free TV licences for over-75s.

38. Banned fur farming and the testing of cosmetics on animals.

39. Free breast cancer screening for all women aged between 50-70.

40. Free off peak local bus travel for over-60s.

41. New Deal – helped over 1.8 million people into work.

42. Over 3 million child trust funds have been started.

43. Free eye test for over 60s.

44. More than doubled the number of apprenticeships.

45. Free entry to national museums and galleries.

46. Overseas aid budget more than doubled.

47. Heart disease deaths down by 150,000 and cancer deaths down by 50,000.

48. Cut long-term youth unemployment by 75 per cent.

49. Free nursery places for every three and four-year-olds.

50. Free fruit for most four to six-year-olds at school.
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>>160378591
get a woman your own age you kidloving soyboy
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>>160378529

Ofc she wasn't raised right. She lives on her own because her mum kicked her out (thus my point), she was raised with no father and she has a past of being beaten by her ex-boyfriend.

She is riddled of degeneracy but if she loves me then why would she deny it?

>>160378520

I'm 19.
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Crown of India
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>>160378106
I'm from London and it feels fucking shit. Why would you glorify the current state of the economy? At least we have (((service))) though, eh fella?
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>>160378607

Yeah I wouldn't get anywhere. She rejects coming out with me because I once rejected her.
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>>160378636
Lol fuck off puff
I'm in my early 20s and will continue to fuck 16, 17, and 18 year olds until i die

You're a faggot
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Cpt Eddie, if I join the Royal Engineers what am I in for? Will I get a nice job after serving? What are my chances of being blown up or horribly disabled?
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>>160378655
man up and give her some stability if you think shes worth it
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>>160378778
Pathetic.
Literally has to lure children in because anyone with a developed brain wouldn't touch his disease-ridden ass
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>>160378881
No, I fuck older women too
You're a bitter woman aren't you? I can smell the blob blood from here

Waaaah competition scares you
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>>160378867

I don't know how to. She's completely different wired in her mind towards my ex, I don't know what to do she keeps ignoring or denying whenever I try but then she goes and says I never try.
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>>160378987
>pedo attempts to deflect
bwahahahaha
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Fucking commies
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>>160379058
lol i knew it instantly

till the day i die, you better believe that
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>>160378856
>What am in for
fixing bikes

>will i get a nice job after serving
eddie lives in a car, that should tell you enough

>What are my chances of being blown up or horribly disabled
Depends on the warzone but Iraq has a small amount of bombs compared to if you we're fighting a real country
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>>160378106
Selling out the country for increased house prices. You're a disgrace.
The nation's wealth is built on the industrial revolution. Something London had fuck all to do with.
London would be fucked if we went back to sound money and the North would be King again.
Can't wait to frack Lancashire and Yorkshire and put London underwater where it belongs.
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>>160379236
Lmao, even if london was destroyed poorthern monkeys can't put together a modern powerhouse
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>>160379236
>The nation's wealth is built on the industrial revolution. Something London had fuck all to do with.
THIS IS WHAT POORTHERNERS BELIEVE AHAHAHAHA

Here's something your speed kiddo: http://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/ks3/history/industrial_era/the_industrial_revolution/revision/3/
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>>160379446
The North is responsible for the greatest empire the world has ever seen you shandy drinking faggot.
The unwarranted power of the financial sector has hurt industry and manufacturing by making the pound overvalued.
London does to the rest of the UK what the UK did to the Empire. It's outrageous and I look forward to watching London burn in the riots again when the crash finally hits.
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Eddie are you too drunk to read now?
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>>160379978
I'm being on my brit/pol/ lore, is Eddie homeless?
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>>160379188
Sounds okay, any idea what the salary is?

I think if I was driven enough after serving I could land a comfy job
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@160379967
>there was no smog over london
>there were no ordinances or fines in place for businesses who polluted the thames
>there were not lower life expectancies due to factory smog and overworking in london
>these are all myths
>this is what a poortherner believes.
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>>160379739
What's your point?
London has been the financial and political capital of the country and Empire?
So what?
Even the fucking Scots did more than London did.
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>>160379739

London has never provided the blood for the Empire.

Yorkshire has provided the manpower for the Empire's war machine.
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>northerners and welshmen never travelled down to the south/south east to work in mines
>the south had nothing to do with anything
>history is an evil jewish lie
>this is what a poortherner believes
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>>160380182
every city had smog you fuckin retard.
The North had it first though because we invented all the tech.
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>>160380407
the welsh don't have mines?
are you this fuckin dumb?
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>>160380567
ayo we wuz inventin all the machines n shit

den the souverners wit dey magic powers took it all way n stole r shit
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>160380567
>only attempts to address one point and fails
>ignores all others because he can't refute them
>makes grandiose claims that have no basis in history
>the poorthern delusion strikes again

>160380676
>the poortherner has no reading comprehension
>he couldn't understand that I said that welshmen TRAVELLED to the South East e.g. Snowdown, Tilmanstone, Betteshanger for work.
>he has no idea my grandfather was one of those men
Really starting to see that North-South Education gap for myself.
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>>160380145
He lives in his Kia
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>>160380755
>magic powers
>what is financial/politcal power?
It was the Manchester Capitalists/Liberals that ended the Corn Laws.
Do you really want to compare the inventions that came out of the North with what London town did?
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>southerners can't even quote properly
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>>160380828
What is cotton?
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@160381022
>It was the Manchester Capitalists/Liberals that ended the Corn Laws.
Lmao WRONG.
It was a multitude of MPs from across the country, mostly Whig MPs supporting Robert Peel, overcoming most of his own party.
>b-but Peel was from Lancashire
Keep trying poortherner.

>>160381086
I can quote fine asshat.

[replyto:160381142]
>a soft white fibrous substance which surrounds the seeds of the cotton plant and is made into textile fibre and thread for sewing.
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>southerners all partake in dogging on the weekends
>they all drink £15 lattes and sniff seats
>they all think they're middle class because they drive a volvo

Lmao
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>>160381378
>http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/22/here-are-the-uks-top-25-dogging-sites-in-case-you-were-wondering-5580409/
>most of the top sites are in the midlands or the north

LMAO SORETHERNER BTFO
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>>160381298
>I can quote fine asshat.
>[replyto:160381142]
Retard
>multitude of MPs from across the country,
Who started the Anti Corn Law League? Who were Richard Cobden and John Bright?
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>>160381543
>he believes that
written by a southerner
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>>160381724
The history books consider the Anti Corn Law League as minor peaceful agitators, so that's not an argument. Appeal was resisted for many many years until plans were put in by 1846 due to the Irish famine. That was the thing that pushed Peel to even consider it, even then they persisted through to 1849 with a steady decrease in the levy.

Get your facts fucking right before posting.
Here is you (You).
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>>160381298
London's rich for the same reason Washington is rich.
Lobbyists and 30 pieces of silver for everyone.
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>>160381856
https://twitter.com/NicoleMorleyPet
>Northerner rotting in London || Assistant News Editor @MetroUK
pffffffffffffhahahahahahahahah
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>>160382059
yeah so a self hating northerner
same thing
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<<160382154
>gets BTFO
>attacks the source rather than the content
>moves the goalposts
Why are all your northerners so FUCKING stupid?
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>>160382264
*you
EDIT: fixed typo
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>nobody even concerned about thread being past bump limit
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>>160382477
This is just another example of me single-handedly destroying soretherners with facts and history.
I don't care that we are past 300, I'm relishing in the failures of the Poorthern education system right now.
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