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PROOF SHIT IS GOING DOWN
>Lava in the caldera evacuated overnight.

Why is that important?
>Prelude to the eruption – a draining lava lake and a swarm of earthquakes

>A lava lake drained out of Halema‘uma‘u in February 1924, followed by a severe earthquake swarm in lower Puna, 50 km down the east rift zone. The seismic activity began building in early April, reaching its peak on April 23 with ground cracking, faulting, coastal subsidence, and hundreds of felt earthquakes. These events indicated the transfer of magma from the summit to lower Puna, either the same magma that left Halemaumau or stored magma that was pushed ahead by that which drained away.

>The explosions were powered mainly by steam, generated as groundwater came in contact with hot rocks. At Kīlauea, volcanologists think this happens when lava drains from the conduit—probably a few meters wide— connecting the lava lake and a deeper magma body. Below the water table, a conduit filled with magma keeps water out, but, once the conduit empties, groundwater can flow into the still-hot conduit, where it quickly flashes to steam.

>No matter whether Kīlauea is in an effusive period, as it is now, or in an explosive period, as it was between about 1500 and the early 19th-century, it should be considered an explosive volcano.

>https://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/geo_hist_1924_halemaumau.html

CONCERNING THE QUAKES
>Totally depends WHERE they are occurring, not just size. The fact so many have started to occur in the CALDERA itself is extremely alarming bc, there is no fault in the caldera...where quakes typically occur. So a 3 or 5.0 in the caldera means A LOT of shit is moving around.

LIVE STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbvW9Ki1bDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbvW9Ki1bDU

>HVO Kilauea RED/WARNING - Strong earthquakes in the Kilauea summit region related to ongoing deflation
https://twitter.com/USGSVolcanoes/status/996912403232129025
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Bump the slump!
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VIDF REFUGEES WELCOME
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Magma King just threw over my house.
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>>171878945
can someone call me 7 minutes before this baby blows?
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BRAAAAAAAAAP
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Bumpin' for a slumpin'.
Why are these threads getting slid so hard the last 24-48?
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Faggots
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Get comfy, lads. It's gonna happen soon.
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>>171878945
Pee pee poo poo OP. Nothing will happen
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KRAKATOA!
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BUMP THE SLUMP
UMP THE SLUMP
MP THE SLUMP
P THE SLUMP

THE SLUMP
HE SLUMP
E SLUMP

SLUMP
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BUMP THE SLUMP
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Piney appreciation post
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>>171879127
kys
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>>171879111
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E R U P T I O N
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>>171879118
/comfy/
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is there a Pine Stream live?
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P
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SLUMP

E SLUMP
HE SLUMP
THE SLUMP

P THE SLUMP
MP THE SLUMP
UMP THE SLUMP
BUMP THE SLUMP
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>>171879266
no, there is this though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOPR2k8ROcg
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>>171879199
Pine check
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>>171879127
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>>171878945
Good luck Volcano chan. Also, i just made this meme, how do you folk like it?
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Nothing will happen.
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>>171879266
sadly no
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>>171879118
I've been watching this shit three nights in a row, where's my happening? If I don't get numbers, volcano is cancelled. I can do that, am Volcano Lawyer
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>>171879055
>>171879111
>>171879199
>>171879200
>>171879266
>>171879300
already blessed thread
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>>171878945
Any anons living in Hawaii or along any coastal region in the Ring of Fire should have a bug-out bag ready to go by now. It's not looking good. The spread of quakes is following a pattern along the northern edge of the slump. It's only a matter of time before the lava gets forced back south. When that happens, it will be far too late to escape. Make your preparations now, and be prepared to leave at a moments notice.

Also, I believe California delenda est.
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>>171879266
Back at 10 cwntral
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This is the Last Day of the Era of Decadence. For the White Race it is punishment and rebirth all in one.
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>>171879199
Piney bares the weight of the world on his shoulders
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>>171879375
Kek will decide when it's time. It's gonna coincide with another happening.
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>>171879489
No u
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Hawaii is going to be so fucked
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>>171878945
Requesting a drawfag fix whatever abomination is up with the top left by putting them in hula clothes like the bottom left, but no bras, and with no noses like on the right to look like coqui frogs. Thanks

I cant complain about the current designs though since I dont draw.
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GOOD LUCK PELE-CHAN <3
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>>171879098
Ma god
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>>171879319
fuggin kek
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>>171879535
did the VIDF run out of scripted replies?
man you guys are underfunded
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>>171879471
I hope you got /fit/ lads you're gonna need it
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>>171879653
>"I cant complain"
>complains

Hey man, we tried our best.
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>>171879266
Why would you want to watch a stream of nothing happening?
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>>171879747
Try harder.
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Is this the level of happening that takes out everyone everywhere or can it be ignored? Also is this a "happening" or a happening? All I want is global cataclysm is that too much to ask for?
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What happens if Puna Geothermal splits open???
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>>171879894
Nothing.
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Bump the slump
Pump the slump bump
Pump the bump slump
Slump slump pump the bump
Slump slump pumpity bumpity slump pump
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>>171879802

It may come 4 you bro.

Keep an eye on Argentina & it's financial calamity. The U.S. fed is raising our interest rates in conjunction with this growing volatility, all in time for agenda 21
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>>171879802
It's happening Finbro.
Mum's gonna fix it all soon,
Mum's gonna come and put it back the way it ought to be.
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>>171879758
it's far more interesting after dark, but during the day is pretty cool. it's hardly nothing
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>>171879802
Worst case scenario is cali gets wiped out. Small chance of that though.
Good chance of a massive volcano eruption though
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>>171879802
Worst case scenario is a an eruption.
Best case LA becomes Atlantis.
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>>171879653
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>>171879802
Time will show, friend.
I just want this to magically trigger Yellowstone and go out shitposting surrounded by ash
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>>171879443
realistically where are they going to go? they should accept their death with dignity
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>>171879946
Such low energy, VIDF. You guys getting tired?
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>>171879443
California delenda est indeed
Let the ocean rise above the tops of the tallest buildings, and all be still
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Nothing will happen. This is just another eruption.
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>>171879894
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SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANWSER

SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANWSER

2 skykings means major happening guys.
ill go through what they just said
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Every other post is du/bs or tr/ip/s. Ther=e is no meaning behind it if every fu/cking post fu/cking newfagshitters
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>>171879894
WHY IS 17 SO BIG
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>>171880154
LOL TWO REPTETITVE NUMBERS KEK BE BRAISED
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>>171879729
I got fit and just got my baby chicks today! I am fucking ready for the grand solar minimum to give us so many quake and volcano happenings.
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>>171879947
that's HOT
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>>171880154
But if thats true how do you explain my feelings?
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>>171880100
>all the fissures are along the top of the slump almost perfectly
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>>171879976
>17.ignore.other.digits.76
You mad man.
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>>171879946
>t.
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>>171879118
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NO live stream!?
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>>171880154
learn to type you spastic
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>>171880198
gratz anon
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>>171880178
That's its lava flow.
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>>171879963
>all in time for agenda 21

i ain't keeping an eye on shit. What's agenda 21? I need something neat to pass out to post it faggot.
>>171880003
>Good chance of a massive volcano eruption though
But does it effect me, bender?
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>>171880099
bonged
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>>171880318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOPR2k8ROcg
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>>171880318
Got hit by debris
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>>171880154
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>>171880306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulJm-HEfOaI
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>>171880288
CHECKED
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>>171880336
WHOA CHECKED HAHA MAYBE IF I GET TWO NUMBERS ITLL STOP THE VOLCANO CHECEM
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>>171880471
NICE 88S BRO!
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>>171879375
pic related
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>>171880348
Nothing effects Finland ever desu
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>>171880154
Whinge whinge whinge, shut the fuck up faggot!
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>>171880504
I don't think you understand how repeatimg digits work, fren
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>>171880471
But u didnt stop anything faggot. The ride has only just begun.
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>>171880138
527 W 27 FY

i think these are locations?
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>nothing will happen
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>>171880466
Chick-check
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eruption in 30 minutes confirmed
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>>171879076
The magmas are leaving the lake
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>>171880466
Right back at ya aussiebro
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>>171880625
Please stop being retarded
It's still mentall illness if it's ironic
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>>171880282
And? Almost all of Kilauea is covered in new lava flows. Of course there'd be some on the Hilina.
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MAUNA LOA ALERT LEVEL INCREASING
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? I'VE ONLY BEEN STUDYING COLVANOES FOR ABOUT 83 HOURS
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>>171880695
Confirmed
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>>171880466
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>>171880444
super comfy, trip anon
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What's causing all the quakes?

Tubes collapsing? Shit falling inside the volcano?
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>>171878945
Goodluck Volcano-Chan
Bump the Slump
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>>171880903
Pure meme magic.
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>>171880154
>>171880471
You must be new here, friend! I do believe the /r9k/ board would be much more to your liking, seeing that you're such a fucking sperg.
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I'm gonna go stretch my legs. Something had better have happened by the time I return.
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>>171878945
>>HVO Kilauea RED/WARNING - Strong earthquakes in the Kilauea summit region related to ongoing deflation
>https://twitter.com/USGSVolcanoes/status/996912403232129025
>ongoing deflation
Why are (((they))) not publishing the data of the tiltmeter that was installed on the volcano to detect deflation/inflation. Remember that St Helens had deformation like this before the eruption.
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>>171878945
We must all pray to Ski mask the Slump god!
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>>171880903
Re the quakes:

HAWAIIAN VOLCANO OBSERVATORY INFORMATION STATEMENT
U.S. Geological Survey
Wednesday, May 16, 2018, 2:35 PM HST (Thursday, May 17, 2018, 00:35 UTC)


KILAUEA VOLCANO (VNUM #332010)
19°25'16" N 155°17'13" W, Summit Elevation 4091 ft (1247 m)
Current Volcano Alert Level: WARNING
Current Aviation Color Code: RED

KĪLAUEA INFORMATION STATEMENT

Strong earthquakes within the summit of Kīlauea Volcano continue in response to ongoing deflation and lava column drop. As of the afternoon of May 16, the floor of Kīlauea caldera has dropped approximately 3 feet (90 cm). This movement is stressing faults around the caldera of Kilauea, causing them to move and resulting in strong earthquakes of up to magnitude 4.4 thus far.

Employees at the Hawaiian Volcano Observatory, Hawai`i Volcanoes National Park and nearby residents are reporting frequent ground shaking and damage to roads and buildings. Hawaii County Police reports cracks across Highway 11 between mile markers 28 and 29. Although these are passable, motorists are urged to use caution.

As deflation continues, strong earthquakes in the area around Kilauea Volcano's summit are expected to continue and may become more frequent. Areas further from these earthquakes may feel some ground motion as well, but much less severe.

The shallow depths of these earthquakes make them more damaging in the immediate vicinity of the epicenter, and individuals need to take precautions to minimize damage from the shaking, including the removal of unstable items from walls and shelves. Steep slopes should be avoided as they may become destabilized during strong earthquakes.
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>>171880958
Good luck volcano-chan! I hope you can bump that slump!

Even though I got singles, check the 7 and continue your path!
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>>171881075

Thanks my man
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>>171880840
It literally means nothing.
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>>171880966
its just a VIDF refugee
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>>171880099
Checked
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>>171880966
checked

throw spergs into the volcano
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Piney LiveStream back up in about 90 minutes here: https://livestormchasing.com/stream/Brandon.Clement
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happening confirmed for Thursday.
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>>171880958
Good luck, Volcano-Chan!
Bump the slump!
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>>171880958
Good luck Volcano-Chan
Bump the Slump
in other news, Pine Nut commodities futures are way up
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Mr. Krabs will be feeling it soon
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>>171881286
Oh thank god
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>>171880958
Good Luck, Volcano-Chan!
(PS Bump the slump!)
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Kek is real
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>>171879665
So xlose
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>>171881286
The same stream is on jewtube, where there is tasty pineychat for all.
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>>171880958
Good luck, Volcano-Chan!
Bump the slump!
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How many fissures we at now?
Last I checked it was 21
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>>171881501
Here, have my cookie.
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>>171881559
post link
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>>171881596
Pretty sure it's 21; haven't heard anything newer yet.
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So how long now until the great Hawaii disaster of 2018? Any time travelers can confirm?
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>>171881697
Tsunami in 30
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>>171888888
It's coming. Get ready.
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>>171881697
by end of next week, bro
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>>171881276
Don't listen to this anon. A virgin sacrifice would appease Pele and end the eruption.
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>>171881559
The explosions @ 1:39:30 in the bottom left corner were cool.
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>>171880958
Good luck, Volcano-chan! Bump the slump!
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>>171879729
get your hand off your dick warror
it's unbecoming
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6.0M just hit NZ on dutchsinse stream. Ring of Fire is waking up boys.
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>>171880958
Good luck volcano chan bump the slump baby
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Kek please grant us a 9.0 quake
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I am telling you niggas one time
It happens tonight. Not the night of the 17th if it's after midnight in your timezone
Not really early in the morning
Tonight.
It doesn't matter if you believe me. The Great Frog Pepe has awakened. Nothing can stop this from happening.
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This is a reminder that the last time this happened one person died. Less will die with this event. Nothing is going to happen.
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I gotta be honest I am going to feel slightly bad when I am watching a stream of vehicles desperately racing to reach a safe part of the island as the volcano blows its top off and shows its tits to the world and a massive rock slams down on the lead car trapping everyone else to their doom. But, I have faith that my frown won't last for more than a memeosecond.
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>>171882133
I'M GETTING THE SHAKES
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>>171882133
Wish granted
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>>171882133
checked
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>>171881559
The JudenTube stream was simply re-broadcasting Brandon's Stream. So no stream right now. I miss Piney :(
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I'm telling you guys. It's happening when the 23rd fissure opens up on may 18th. 5+18=23. Friday night lights baby, followed by a big Saturday morning surf for those shitty californians.
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>>171879947
That’s an awfully hot magma clot
Should I hope it drops out the slump? Probly not
But that’s all I got ’til I come up with a solid plot
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>>171882166
checked
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>>171882133
Someone make a cringey video of a highly choreographed hawaiian shuffle
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>>171882166
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>>171882288
WEW
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>>171882166
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>>171882344
Chk
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>>171882344
its happening on the 24th you heretic
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>>171882288
Witnessed
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>>171882133
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>>171882348
The fissures are relieving the pressure. Nothing will happen as long as they keep coming up and venting. This non-happening is almost finished.
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>>171882166
Guess we'll see what happens.
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>>171882166
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>>171882288
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>>171882288
The end is nigh!
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>>171882344
NO NIGGA IT'S HAPPENING TONIGHT
PEPE DON'T PLAY THIS SHIT NO MORE
it's
TONIGHT
AND IT'S FISSURE 24 FUCKBOY
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Isn't Hawaii full of meth heads and opiate junkies? If it blows up nothing of value is lost.
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>>171882512
Not going to happen.
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>>171881190
>literally
discount everything this man says
he is not educated
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>>171882595
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>>171882133
>>171882166
>>171882288
>>171882344
>>171882466
>what did kek mean by this
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>>171882288
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>>171882133
>>171882166
bump the slump
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>>171879443
Ding, ding, ding, this, this, this.
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BUMP ZA SLUMP!
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>>171882512
By all means, if pepe wills it tonight, the sooner the better.
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>>171882166
Tell ya one thing. Before it happens anons with twatters need to spread the truth that 1) this was caused by the kikes running the geothermal plant and 2) any and all evacuation orders are a trick devised by those evil right wingers to deceive mexicans into leaving their sanctuary cities so they can be arrested by ICE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm9ezJQBOXs

>the ground is angry
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>>171882631
It doesn't matter who was right, just that someone will be right
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How long before the Tsunami hits CA?
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>>171882715
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>>171882133
>>171882166

Cool stories.
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>>171882443
The fissures drop the lava level in the volcano basically edging the volcano. When it reaches water level its gonna shot a load like youve never seen.
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>>171882029
Flood tide worldwide
if only La Palma in the Canaries would collapse
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>>171882217
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>>171880958
Good luck volcano Chan, bump the slump!

Although I hope the good people survive your help
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>>171882133
>>171882166
I can feel it coming
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>>171882879
I could go for a nice cold glass of water right now actually.
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>>171882919
Is this some kind of German design for a crematory oven fast enough to burn 6,000,000,000,000,000,000 Jews per day?
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>>171882879
Purge Commiefornia, praise Kek and Kilauea-chan!
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>>171879098
>Why are these threads getting slid so hard
This is the guy to speak to if you have any questions about slidding.
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>>171882987
>I can feel it coming
good theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA
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>>171878945
god why isn't there a volcano in canada
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>>171879375
>volcano lawyer
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Let it happen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_E7yrCAq58
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>>171880099
sorry to bust your bubble breh
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>>171882348
Ready to slump right into the depths of the Pacific.
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>>171883113
Godtier song
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OHrrxgNEPY
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>>171880073
they should get to the other hawaiian islands and stay up the mountains
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>>171883156
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_volcanoes_in_Canada
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>>171883156
I've had rough anal sex with so many of your women and filled their asses with my white seed
How does it feel brownboi?
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>>171882586
We aren't worried, we are hoping.
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>>171883081
Typical kike shill. You can tell by the angle of the light and trigonometry that the geothermal plant cooling tower in the picture could burn 5Jews/day max.
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>>171883218
What bursts any bubble?
That just means the ocean will have to go very high to cover LA
This is a good thing, and WILL happen
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>>171881670
should be on this channel in about an hour
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1nJElGcVcTpeZJVyxEbzJw
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A small coronal hole is now facing Earth. >A brief period of minor (G1) geomagnetic storming is in the forecast for the next 24 hours should an elevated solar wind stream skirt past our planet.
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>>171883325
Nah, you are definitely a virgin if you're bragging about having sex on fucking 4chan
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>>171883218
>doesn't understand how flooded all estuaries and subsequently rivers will be
also LA in the green
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>>171883444
Checked
The Sun is also on our side
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>>171883325
you can't blame him for being a sea ricer
but we can blame you for what you have done
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>>171879947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdgjDRqiFRM
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>>171882340
no breh I think he's part of the channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1nJElGcVcTpeZJVyxEbzJw
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>>171882987
Sea'll be comin' round the mountain when sea comes
Sea'll be comin' round the mountain when sea comes
Sea'll be comin' round the mountain when sea comes
Sea'll be comin' round the mountain when sea comes
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>Not posting the only appropriate theme right now.
https://youtu.be/neGdoqsuiN8
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IF YOU LIVE IN HAWAII GET UR ASS TO KAUAI AND CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN. TAKE SOME CAMPING SHIT WITH YOU.
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>>171883216
so many feelings
awesome, awesome, funny, awesome, sad, mosly awesome
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>>171883702
doing that would be suicide, ash and other shit would kill you.
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>>171883218
Goodbye FaggotTown and SpicVille.
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>>171883113
comfort level intensifies
>Piney's Theme
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>>171883218
>great valley
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>>171883763
Why? this is to avoid the tsunami not a volcano
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>>171883887
ohhhhh i thought you were saying to go on a sucide mission, and camp near the volcano not save yourself, my mistake.
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>>171883763
Hanging around the coasts would not be smart either.
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>>171883325
>I failed to reproduce at every opportunity
shucks brah
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>>171880840
hopefully we can start studying tsunamis soon
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The Volcano Happening happens May 17, 2018.
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>>171884009
I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT
IT'S NOT TOMORROW
IT'S NOT IN TWO DAYS
IT'S TONIGHT
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so the magma has gone down?
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>my posts become Op
>not OP
>mfw
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>>171884139
what do you mean gone down
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>>171884009
end of next week brah
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WHEN WE FINALLY SET A TIME FRAME OUR ENERGY HAS A PLACE TO GO. WE HAVE TO PULL UP OUR NUTSACK AND MAKE IT HAPPEN TONIGHT
T O N I G H T
SMASHING PUMPKINS TONIGHT
TONIGHT
THE EVENING OF TODAY
IT IS DONE.
TONIGHT.
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>>171884200
Check’d
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>>171884104
Tomorrow at Dawn
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>>171884009
Na, 2 fortnights from next Sunday ago.
Watch my repeaters confirm.
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Should I make cake if tsunami comes to southern California?
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>>171884287
I'm only going to say this one more time. Tonight.
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>>171879324
Criminally underrated meme you got there bud.
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>>171884304
Oh yes please, I’d love some cake
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>>171884304
Damn, those Volcakoes look pretty tasty.
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>>171884287
Right now
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Rolling to KeK.

It will happen tonight, or before 3am est.
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>>171884340
>tonight
how about right fucking now
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>>171884104
>IT'S TONIGHT
Yes, this is getting dull. Volcano needs to stop dicking around and just blow already. I mean, what is Volcano's end game?
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>>171884340
IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOW
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>>171884348
>looks at it
what the fuck
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>>171884454
I just want it to happen before I go to sleep, in about 2 hours
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>>171884251
So the Tidal Force of the Moon will come into play?
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>>171878945
>everything flies beneath eyes of dust tonight
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>>171884475
Nothing will happen. This thread is a waste of space.
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>>171884340
You keep fucking up, anon. Watch and learn.

Volcano happening tonight!!!!!
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>>171884473
I'm talking, common definition of tonight. Like, the eveningtide when we stay up, before we go to bed. Soon. Next two hours. Tonight.
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Take my energy volcano-chan Pelepe and tsunami-chan Pepele!
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>>171884340
https://vimeo.com/33935936
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>>171884537
oh hey, its this cock sucker again. hey! you still suck.
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>>171884581
You should probably get some sleep anon. Nothing is going to happen.
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>>171884564
I overplayed my hand. My first post remains authoritative >>171882166
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ITT
blue balls of previously unseen proportions
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>>171878945
>>171888888 will decide fate of this timeline.
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>>171879324
Jesus what is that?
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>>171884706
Man, that's still a fair way off..
Watching.
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>>171883325
what a gay thing to say filipino chicks are fecked
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>>171884711
>>171884722
>>171884755
CHECKED
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>>171879324
cringe
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>>171884194
has it gone down below the water table?
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>>171884613
Rerolling
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>>171883325

Doesn't count

Got to do it in the vagoo and leave bastard children everywhere
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>>171878945
bump , slump!
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>>171884838
Very productive commentary there
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>>171884711
>>171884722
>>171884755
>>171884809
Woah, wtf.
11+22=33
33+22=55
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>>171879324
Are we /finance/ now?
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>>171884907
kys
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>>171884936
Equally 11(((n-1)^2)+1)
What's your point?
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>>171884989
nou
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>>171884864
Its been below the water table for a few days
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>>171883218
>all major cities in the green
kek, hear my prayers
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An Iminami is going to hit places that need purifying.
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anyone who isn't praising for tonight gets shot in the face
these orders come from the supreme commander
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GIVE US THE EARTHQUAKE YOU PROMISED
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>>171878945
Q predicted this
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>>171885201
forgive me supreme commander I forgot
HAPPENING WITHIN TWO HOURS
TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT
PRAISE YE PEPE
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>>171885112
GREAT VALLEY FILLS WITH WATER
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>>171884989
>>
Tonight
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>>171879199
Pineys getting good digits the last few days
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>>171883218
If I were anywhere within 10 miles of shore line (even at high elevation) or within any of the zones within the red doodling I would have all my shit ready to nope out at the drop of a hat. A 100 foot tsunami has momentum behind it, it will travel up elevations much higher than 100 feet. Consider a 3 foot wave at the beach. It will easily drive up 10-15 feet of elevation and 2-300 feet of distance from the point where it breaks to where it starts going back out to sea. The power of nature works in orders of magnitude. (hence the earthquake rating system, a 3.0 is one order of magnitude stronger than a 2.0) The sheer force and volume of a 100 foot wave hitting the land is going to be insanely entertaining to watch. And there will be tons of faggots that think they are safe inside that big old valley who will never once consider that the bay will extend the reach of the tsunami because of volume displacement alone, let alone the force behind it.

For reference: pic related - black lines = areas well within reach of a 100 foot wave and areas within red = 70%+ of that area will look like it was fucking nuked.
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>>171885266
Confirmed by digits!
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Light the fuses bitches
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>>171885266
THE GREAT CHECKED WATER FILLS WITH FROGS
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>>171880293
A+ work
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>>171885318
fuggin heg
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Brandon, fire back up the Piney Stream, we're dying in here
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>>171885278
two different people you fag
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Remember to ~30 ft wave at Fukushima went 3 miles inland.
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>>171885056
What's yours?
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>>171883444
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=CbvW9Ki1bDU

Piney Stream we be libe in 24 minutes
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>>171885449
Remember that 3 miles inland near Fukushima the land is about 100 feet above sea level
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>>171883444
I don’t know what this means but it sounds bad and your numbers confirm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=CbvW9Ki1bDU
Piney Stream we be live in 24 minutes
https://livestormchasing.com/stream/Brandon.Clement
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>>171883444
This is a big deal, solar flares will kick this shit off
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>>171883444
BLACK HOLE SUN WONT YOU COME AND WASH AWAY THE GAYS
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>>171882133
>>171882288
here we go!
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>>171880958

I'm glad someone went with the Volcano-Chan idea. Good luck! Let all feel the warmth of your embrace!
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>>171878945
The quake will coincide with the Royal wedding. Screencap this.
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>>171885266
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>>171885745
It's not a wedding
I don't know if you know this or not but you can't marry an animal in the UK, leaf
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>>171885266
a new universal flood!
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Guys, so speaking of Piney, for like a year I have been sacrificing small object to a tree treating it as an altar of Pepe. I never understood the connection and the purpose until now.

I have noticed synchronistic events sometimes related to the objects I sacrifice.

Anyway, the point is, I just realize the purpose. This tree will create a link with Piney. All the Pepe energy will be transferred from my tree to Piney to initiate the happening, much like a nuclear trigger. I understand the purpose why Pepe guided me in these things.

What object should I sacrifice?
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>>171885788
Checked
>>171885883
Your cock
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I desperately need this happening... Do you think the based science men are keeping a low profile to avoid spreading panic?
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>>171885650
I hope Piney & Pineson are still okay.
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>>171885833
So edgy.
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Predicting a 3.8-5.4M quake within the next 20 minutes
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>>171885883
>What object should I sacrifice?
your foreskin if you still have it
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We need a new thread soon
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>>171883218
What about the rest of the South West? Are all the illegals going bye bye?
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>>171885947
>>171886074
this would not gain his favor
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>>171879946
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>>171886013
Final digits will be >>171888888
When this GET is got, Kilauea will erupt
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>>171884104
Won't ever happen
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>tfw waiting for God's wrath to fall upon Gomorrah yet again, this time strengthened with the power of kek and the trump curse
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HAPPEN HAPPEN
QUIT YOUR BRAPPIN'
ALL THIS NOISE
LIKE ONE HAND CLAPPIN'
SEAL THEIR FATE
AND SEND THEM DOOM
FOR IT IS TIME
TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
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>>171879098
Commie state literally will sink and possibly sink 3 other commie states as well
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CALLING ALL BAKERS
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>>171879653
Blue one is nice. You be stylin’.
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>>171886211
checked
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>>171886134
sumanai, I couldn't control myself from shitposting
didn't mean to be rude, burgerbro
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>>171886146
have we tried calling the cano a nigger? works with everything else
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>>171886211
Checked, after tonight there will be only 48 states
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>>171884304
All praise lard kake
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Pepe will you be pleased with the sacrifice of my honest abraham lincoln penny, and for this reason transfer your spirit to Piney and merge with the volcano to wreak your vengeance on the heretics and defilers?
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>>171886317
it's okay, thank you for saving all those Nazis, the movement owes you a debt that can never be fully repaid senpai
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>>171878945
happening tonight, done deal.
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>>171886428
OH PEPE WHEREFORE DOES THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN PENNY DISPLEASE YOU
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>>171882288
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>>171884104
nope, it will happen in exactly three days or it wont happen at all
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>>171886038
You didn't hear? The prince is to wed a babboon and forever taint the royal family.
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>>171886478
next time we will start from antarctica and with the help from UMAs we will destroy zionism once and for all
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>>171886529
lul nice shit bant meme stupid bong fag, that looks more like a brit with fucked teeth then an american.
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HURRY UP!
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>>171880958
Bump the Slump
Cleanse me in sea water
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>>171884251
NO.

our energies can NOT be focused at your whim, learn to chaos you fucking nigger apprentice.

>mup di dop da whyte man must give me his energy

NO you energy thieving ape.
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bake new!! This is history changing event!!
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is there a new bread up?
prepping autistic wall of text because angry with lack of Pelepe and Pepele posting and need a place to sperg
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Just reminding you sexual energy and semen have been one of the main catalyst in the spiritual ceremonies since the dawn of time up to the recent pagan and satanist cults. Just saying, fapping on one of the lewd renderings of Kilauea with the mind focused on its explosion might help.
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>>171886776
also this,
chaos fits no timetable
all we can do is ensure that it happens eventually
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>>171886776
Kek specifically tells you to fuck yourself with one off
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>>171886138
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>>171880958
Good luck, Volcano-Chan!
Bump the slump!
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>>171886074
>kek is a jew
yeah, no
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>>171886900
memeing it tonight, even if it doesn't happen tonight builds its energy for the future
memeing it for the future doesn't build its energy for tonight
it's dualistic and unknowable. you can't make laws about it. I sense we must strike tonight while the iron is hot-- there is a moment now.
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>>171885318
A 100 foot wave can climb over 1000 feet, but its not going to inundate the valley ffs.
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BAKE BREAD
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>>171885883
the only thing that would work is an unplayed copy of
Fast Times at Ridgemont High on VHS tape
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>>171885883
something hot and lava like, cocoa or something
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I for one cannot wait for our new overlord.
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>>171887099
the digits don't lie. god damn it. I don't have one
your wisdom is verified
perhaps if someone else has one. any tree
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>>171885883
>>171887119
BAKE LAVA BREAD FOR SNACKRIFICE
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>>171887048
>>171888888 Do It For ME
Push it. Push for it boys. I learnt the truth that I long suspected. >>20782963 We are close. Lets give end to this bullshit
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>>171886900
HE HAS RETURNED

See? Chaos rewards the truthful
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>>171887048
We've got a whole loaf of nothing bread already. How much do you need?
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>>171887141
>>
page nine, past bump limit
I don't have a pasta but i might be able to make the next one if this stays liv
SOMEONE BAKE
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>>171887260
>>171888888
>>171888888
>>171888888
WE had ENOUGH now IT is TIME to GO back TO what WE really ARE,
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>>171887314
>9
10
BAKE
R
E
A
D
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>>171887288
alright, I submit you baby fucker
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BLOW YOUR LOAD MR VOLCANO
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>>171887099
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bake new niggas!!!!!!!!!
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>>171887388
Checked
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>>171885393
Sacramento dies, Bako becomes a beach resort. I'm OK with this.
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>>171887388
Getting nearerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>171888888
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>>171887388
GIVE A WET BLUE FACIAL TO CALIFORNIA
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Nothing will happen.
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>>171887288
noice
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Bake that bread boyo
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>>171887382
our time will come, i am sure of it, we will return to an even more glorious memetic age than the trump election night. but until then we must enjoy the small chaos.
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>>171887388
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What a time to give up scuba diving.
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bake new!! History is about to change for ever!!!!
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>>171886931
>knew it
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>>171887638
>>
>copy paste text
>find volcano pic
WOW THAT WAS SO HARD

LAZY PIECES OF SHIT

>>171887688
>>171887688
>>171887688
>>171887688
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>>171887715
>doesn't look one post above his own
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>>171887762
THAT WAS POSTED WHILE MY POST WAS STILL BEING SENT JACKASS
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>>171887510
I feel it more when I am impatient. that's what I mean to say. I have perseverance, believe me. there is a mindset where you have unlimited patience and endurance, but always believe it's about to happen. you must exercise your excitement, elevate the mind from the patient mindset to an even more energetic mindset, even while having patience
do you see what I mean
it's about to happen now
if I believed it yesterday it doesn't change what I know today
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>>171887813
kek
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>>171887677
>>171887688
hmmmm wut do




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