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Incels are now a marketing demographic for major brands.
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>>178434878
>tfw were entering the era of corporations all having active social media presences acting like snarky memelord fags
fuck this gay earth
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>>178435707
You mad bruv?
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>>178435707
wendys fucked us, thank god I hate that place.
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I'm not a virgin though
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>>178435707
This has been a thing for years now
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I want that
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>>178434878
SunnyDiabetes talking like it matters
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>>178435707
get dabbed on by a cool refreshing Pepsi™
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>>178436347
it wasnt this bad before
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You want to see a magic trick?
>>178436470
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>>178434878
Who the fuck even buys poptarts? Those fucks taste like chemicals.
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>>178436472
Fuck
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>>178436482
Fat people
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>>178434878
>UHHHH SAVAGE
>ROASTEEEED
>BUUUURN
when will this smug attitude end?
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>>178434878
>millennials and women in marketing
Best way to destroy your sales.
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>>178436482
I do but I got the tweet from /ck/
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>>178436602
Amongst some of the most smug bastards on Earth and you wonder when it will end?
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>>178436482
americamutt's taste buds are all fucked up
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>>178436773
4chan does it only as damage control using smug anime girl pics, not to double down on anyone and here on /pol/ it's highly contested anyway
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>>178436482
>>178436542
>>178436844
honestly idk. i think mostly children thats the only time i really had them. anyone who has a choice gets toaster strudels instead.
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>>178434878
I am going to set the internet aflame.
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>>178436844
You have to toast them and eat them with milk silly
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>>178435707
get with the new age boomer fag

snarkiness and smug statements of irony are the future
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>>178434878
I don't get it. Why is that food a virgin?
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>>178437030
i just hate everything corporations do
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>>178437146
theyre talking about the drink. When you make an alcoholic drink like a margharita but dont put in alcohol its a virgin.
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>>178437146
The drink. It's a "virgin" since it has no alcohol.
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>>178437257
>>178437272
Oh. Okay thanks.
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>>178436900
Pop tarts has more flavors that are decent but toaster strudel boston cream pie was particularly good.
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>>178437257
I don't understand. Why would a drink not have alcohol?
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>>178437335
cherry is my favorite flavor for almost anything and i like cherry toaster strudel more than pop tarts.
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>>178437257
>>178437272
But that's not a drink. That's a sorbet.
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>>178437395
some people like the taste of those drinks but dont like alcohol. I like them because theyre like slushys but i can still taste the alcohol and it makes me feel gross and it makes the drink taste not so good.
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>>178437498
its not it just looks like it
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>>178437395
Some people are teetotalers or they don't want to suffer the ill effects of alcohol for a variety of reasons like it is the middle of the day or they have an early morning.
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>>178437446
Cherry sucks. Real cherries are good though.
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>>178437581
No it is.
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>>178437730
its my favorite fruit too I really like cherry favor the most out of all artificial flavors also
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The mist infuriating part of this is that marketing departments of major corporations are usually staffed by 80% Stacys, 10% Roasties with problem glasses, and 10% gay dudes. This tweet is literally one demographic shitting on another demographic.
>you’re a virgin? lol
>getting laid in 2018 is super easy
>just use Tinder. I get 50 new matches before my lunch break.
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>>178437030
those are both outdated concepts, it's time to move on
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>>178438098
Well you at least have a cherry tree right? You can get one tree with multiple kinds of cherry fruit branches growing on it from grafting. You could buy it that way or graft it yourself, it's pretty easy from what I understand. Ancient romans grafted olive trees.
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>>178436453
>yo this coke guy finna bouta get dabbed on
>you aight pepsiboi
>he fizzy
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>>178435707
Sounds a little familiar?
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>>178436482
The same who buy spray cheese
Americans
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>>178438559
no i dont id like to some day i live with my mom in a house we rent. My grandma had a lot of fruit trees though it always was really cool.
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>>178434878
nou
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>>178436900
how bout neither you fat fuck
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>>178436453
i keked
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>>178438848
meh im chubby but not that fat. If i wanna eat sugar for breakfast its my right to.
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>>178434878
Well, you'd have to be a brainlet or a manchild to eat that crap anyway. It hardly constitutes as food
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>>178434878

>Calm down it's a virgin like you

....what the fuck does that mean?

what's a virgin like me? or who is? I don't understand what's going on.
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>>178434878
>it's someone job to shitpost on social media all day and it's not my job
Why even live boys?
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>>178438722
I've never actually seen anyone use or buy cheese whiz.
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i dont get it? who is calling me a virgin? the pop tart? are they trying to also imply the drink is non alcoholic? also sunny d can fuck off they aren't even involved in this
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>corporations are now acting like niggers on (((twitter)))
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>>178438599
lel
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>>178439045
when a drink has no alcohol its a virgin drink theyre talking about the drink
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>>178439183
It is new so it is a virgin like you and virgins are notoriously bad at sex so they are nothing to get excited about.
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The new marketing strategy is to insult clients. Wonderful world.
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>>178434878
Leftist millenial "social media managers" for big corporations are unironically pushing tens of millions of young men, who had previously been politically indifferent, firmly over to the right. This stuff is great
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>>178438599
Fucking lost
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>>178439296
I don't think sorbets are ever alcoholic.
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>>178439296
>when a drink has no alcohol

oh

I'm from the balkans, we don't have drinks with no alcohol
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>>178439045
At a guess it's about the cocktail being non alcoholic. Trash advertising.
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>>178436482
I suppose to the developing child's life and only becomes invalidated upon death. They can't get a hold of you have any questions?
This effectively ties the most convenient digital dashboard and all you want a real factory reset. They might not get my coffee, alright?
No need to be a native America. The kind of a diseased state apparatus for you to have happened in the past.
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>>178439455
even if it is a sorbet they intended it to be a alcololic drink or at least look like one
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>>178435707
They hire comedian writers to run their social media.
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>>178439518
i like the base of sugary/frozen alcoholic drinks like that but i hate the alcohol it makes me want to puke
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>>178437498
Nobody said the add wasn't retarded...
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>>178435707
While at the same time Papa John's owner gets fired for saying the word nigger.
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>>178439613
Must be female comedians because they’re played out af
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>>178437030
Gradually I began to hate irony
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>>178439877
>muh vagina
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>>178439594
Take your meds
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>>178434878
>Wendy's frogposting
>PopTards chadposting
>SunnyD post-ironically shitposting
>Trump in the Whitehouse
I don't know what happened lads, but I hope it never ends
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>>178440383
>real Dr.
>dr. fine soda
kek
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>>178440383
Just needs a "I'm not a real doctor but I play one on tv"
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>>178440383
>Dr. Bob
>Open Vagene, Say Ahhh!
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>>178440383
brave new world
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>>178439594
when you're phoneposting and smash whatever words your phone suggests together
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>>178440383
>dr becker
lmao
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>>178441305
That was a pretty good show.
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>>178441262
Lol.
You got me. I couldn't resist. I was snickering with every little autosuggestion on the phone.
Quite entertaining. Would recommend. I'm not usually a phone poster, so that's probably why it was so enjoyable.
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>>178435707
I knew those monster™ boomer posting where kinda weird.
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>>178440383
>dr. snap
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>>178441444
Woooo

Dubz this is not a big deal with the same time as well as a reference to your email address in my opinion. If you are looking for a couple of weeks ago by the way to get the best of luck with your own personal injury lawyer.
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>>178434878
Weren't these brands aimed at children?
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>>178437395
>Why would a drink not have alcohol?

Not everyone is a degenerate
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>>178436472
>>178436501
>>>/bant/
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>>178435707
WTF I love communism now
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>>178434878
So their new marketing gimic is basically: "Keep buying our shit, you pathetic virgins!"?

Wow, brilliant! I mean, if they want all types of attention along with the bad, then they'll get it.
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>>178438599
>he fizzy
kek
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>>178435707
corporations only follow trends

it just so happens that memeing is hip with the kids these days
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>>178443073
They still are. The boxes are filled with little comics heavily reliant on puns geared toward children though the references at times might go over their heads.
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>>178436482
toaster strudel master race
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>>178443672
I never thought to do something like apple toaster strudels a la mode.
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>>178434878
Big pharma are making a fortune out of sad incels deciding to become traps
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>>178438279
sex is just another commodity in today's society

god help you if you actually want a loving relationship to go with it
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>>178437395
Because it is a caffeinated hot drink. No other reason, pekka.
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>>178434878
ten reasons why that's a good thing
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>>178439340
but its so S A V A G E
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this was funny for a bit, but these massive corporations pretending "haha I'm human like you" is getting old
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>>178440383
god, all those doctors. I'll be super healthy after drinking all of them.
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>>178437395
flag checks out
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>>178444327
Yurt it up!
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>>178443892
transition doesnt actually cost that much in a first world country its actually somthing you can do the real way here you dont need to order overpriced chinese shit medications.
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>>178434878
That Pop-Tart® advertisement is graphically appealing. I would purchase even though it uses poisoned ingredients from big agricultural operations.
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>>178444724
Haha, yes. A Coke® product.
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>>178434878
Sex should not happen before marriage
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>>178443672
Is that a Pillsbury ™ streudal? I almost incorrectly assumed they'd gone extinct. I'm Loving It©.
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>>178434878
All themore reason to kill foodstamps.

Most processsed shit like Poptarts and Sunny D will see massive sales decreases.
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>>178434878
I want to abandon reliance on all corporations. How do I go about it? Most things are pretty simple but fuck knows what I do when it comes to shit like fuel for the car.
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>>178446418
Walk or bike.
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>>178436482
I think it's been 20 years, but I do want to try that strawberry cheesecake flavor.
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>>178445932
sex should not happen amongst their target demographic either.
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>>178434878
>Major AMERICAN brands.
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>>178435707
this, makes me die a little inside each time i see one of these dumb ass posts
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>>178440383
>Dr. w0w
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>>178446418
Biodiesel
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>>178434878
What's wrong with virgins and waiting till marriage?
Regretful fornicators I see and subversive kikes.
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>>178434878
Just another symptom of a extremely mentally ill and insecure society. Everyone is caught up in their localized dominance hierarchy despite them perceiving much larger "boogeymen" like the government. To compensate for their extreme cognitive dissonance and insecurity they must find joy in "savage" roasts that target the bottom of their social totem polls. Absolutely pathetic.
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>>178436482
I do, but only because they are very practical when I need a fuckton of sugar early in the morning. Donuts are way superior though.
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>>178439613
no shit, I thought it was the chief who was doing all this
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>>178438599
checked and kek'd
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>>178436347
Do you know what is an Era?
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>>178434878
I don’t get it. Why mock the sexualy fustrated.
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>>178434878
>bully incels
>yet again they become school shooters.
>"how did this happen!? this must be trump's fault!"
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>>178438599
>He fizzy.

Perfect.
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>>178435707
Nice non-meme you faggot
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>based!
>i love capitalism now!
>holy shit poptarts(tm) is as savage as wendys(tm)!!!

fucking zoomers, ffs
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>>178435707
>millhouse finally becomes a meme
I knew this day would come.
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>>178437030
they're the past if they're being used to sell fucking pop tarts
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>>178437146
because nobody has stuck their dick in it (yet)
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>>178452638
the system is broken, the only response left is rage
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>>178434878
KEK
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>>178434878
desu that looks good as fuck
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>>178434878
Is anyone else bothered by that drink? Who the fuck makes a non-alchoholic orange drink with pop tarts in it? Gross.
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NORTH KOREA PLEASE SAVE US WITH YOUR ROCKETS
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>>178438599
>he fizzy
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>>178434878
This is pretty much unorthodox and anti Christianity.
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these brands are all probably owned by the same private equity group it's extra depressing
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>>178459905
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>>178434878

The niggerfication of marketing.

>2025 marketing be like
YO NIGGA BUY DES POPTARTS DEY UP IN HERE CURIN AIDS N SHIET #SAVAGE
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>>178435707
I love it.




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