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>polls
http://www.wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
https://postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
https://myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
https://myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Enemy intel - Dönermann's Discord leaked
https://requileaks.github.io/

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get /fit/.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB4O2xo6SIk

>Self improvement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Counter culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWT2W8COstI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3LWdr3cJsI
https://radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
https://www.instagram.com/wolfpms/
https://arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
https://www.afd.de/mitglied-werden/
https://www.identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
https://einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOCpLe1rGIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ66coDh14s

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTfya830TF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmDA04PeOwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvKks_BG_To

>Einzelfall map
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352%2C11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
https://pastebin.com/raw/jpBzKTq8

>A f D W A V E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcgNvSoFY4k
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Am Firsd :DDD
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>>178477634
Henlo Friend
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>>178477634
snab :DDD
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from earlier, Axel Springer pushing 'free bleeding' meme
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>>178477634
DRUNK JUNCKER

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkJLKNfirKc
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>>178477839
>when the heroin kicks in
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>keine besserungen im sicht
>merkle immernoch stabil
>memehofer still a fucking old useless faggot
SHID
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Beware german anons: these threads are honeypots.
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>>178478362
>he's still posting this slav whore
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>>178478218
kek, perfect
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>>178477866
Hi, fren!!! how are you holding up?
both brutality and healthy sex drive have been suppressed by propaganda, chemicals and Calhounish environment (think megalopolises)
so yes, you are one of the lucky healthy few :D
maybe that is why we have troubles understanding SJWs, betas and others who have fallen under kikespell..
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>>178477392
Ultimator
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>>178478592
>says the nigger who posts probabaly the biggest whore (confirmed 100 lovers and more) ever
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>>178478581
>ZDF
>ARD
>verlässlich
kek, gtfo
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>>178478581
>Die Zeit
>Komplex
>Tiefgründig
>Mainstream
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>>178478592
>shilling against slavs
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>>178477839
Shit, fucking letzefrog should've pissed himself right infront of the cameras. What a festival that would be.
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>>178477808
Kra did nothing wrong.
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>>178477392

I seek councel with DG immediately, something has caught my eye.
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>>178479165
Remember when KIKA was based?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n5MSy2I2iU
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>>178477839
>verlässliche Nachrichtenquellen
reliable at what? being biased?
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>>178478581
>FAZ
>tendentiell rechts

kek, in yo dreams Pedro. In your dreams.
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>>178479165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efeY6jWdHQ4
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I hate this country every day a little bit more
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>>178479336
Manadatory (around 7:20)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAb1BZ3HBLo
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germany is dead, there's no future for young people in germany

my advice to you is to leave while you still can
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>my advice to you is to leave while you still can
And go where?
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>>178479651
>t. defeatist
fuck off.
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>>178479849
austria, liechtenstein, etc
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>>178479651
>leave while you still can
where to?
i am still a few shekels short affording my own island
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>>178480070
So you want to leave Germany and immigrate to little Germany or tiny Germany? Great plan
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>>178479614
>When tv-shows for kids are more intellectually challenging than ARD or ZDF

Nuke this continent
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>>178480302
poland

plenty of options
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Western society needs to bring back dueling.
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>>178479614
Am I going mad or are the staphylococcs really saying "oy vey gevalt". I am not going mad? Is this some subtle troll? 7:37
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>>178479614
>Kra aka Dolf
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>>178480439
Eastern europe is a shithole and the usa is even more fucked than us.

There is no place left
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>>178480483
it needs to bring back apartheid
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>>178480758
If Booth hadn't shot Lincoln we'd have an ocean-sized border between us and the darkies.
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>>178480439
>Poles

Most of them are still butthurt af
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>>178479591
is the twitter crowd shocked or supportive?
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>>178480517
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Es_war_einmal_%E2%80%A6_das_Leben
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>>178480517
holy shit I hear it too, clear as day
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>>178479614
Around 7:39
> Oy vay gevalt
kek.
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>>178481188
heil'd
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>>178480517
That's exactly what is said :DDD
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>>178480517
I hear the same thing.
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>>178481173
https://twitter.com/tagesschau/status/1017309916032372736

Mixed
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>>178481188
B A S E D

A

S

E

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>>178479591
did they shoah it cuz i cant find the tweet
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So what is your drug of choice this weekend?
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How is this happening? What did Zeit do?
https://twitter.com/titatimwo/status/1017348896249516032
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>>178480517
FUCKING BASED.

That is hilarious.
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>>178481806
videogames
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>>178481716
https://twitter.com/tagesschau/status/1017309916032372736

>>178481806
Ordered Dom Pérignon and gonna buy some coke tomorrow.
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>>178481806
XTC
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>>178481806
Caffeine and 4chan.
I doubt it can be worse.
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>>178479614
I am sorry friendship ended with "Es war einmal... Das Leben"
Hataraku Saibou is my new best friend now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMXWvvjAJek
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>>178481870
Pro, but the same goes for that titanic.
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>>178481995
yeah never mind
>12:29 AM
>11h ago
Twatter is at it again
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>>178481806
I might have a cheeky herbal tea
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>>178481530
So many cucks, the few based posters give me hope though.
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>>178481806
youtube-kacke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D13oEVd-G3M&t=4s
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>>178481806
lots of scho-ka-cola
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>>178481806
/pol/
>>178481870
interesting
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>>178481806
sport
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>>178481806
>weekend
getting drunk like every day
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>>178482009
My nigga
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>>178481995
>Ordered Dom Pérignon and gonna buy some coke tomorrow
Some special occasion?
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>>178482342
>getting drunk like every day

t. Shlomo Finkelstein
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Note Tagesschau changing their tune on Assad
>no Machthaber
>no regime
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Pay your fukken dabnt germany or else
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buy our oil or else hans
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>>178482430
I have to celebrate something
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>>178482669
>>178482563
Ja, Else?
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>>178482563
>Pay yo debt whitey

Spoken like a true gangsta
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>>178482337
This
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https://twitter.com/M_Reichardt_AfD/status/1017434080949014529
https://twitter.com/hashtag/juncker?src=hash
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>>178482752
Else would be to reactivate the nuclear plants that mutti turned off. No need to buy gas and oil anymore.
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>>178482009
nice, I am on my 3 month break. Clubbing/Raving, at home or something special?

>>178482183
I hope it's dutch tea :3

>>178481995
>Ordered Dom Pérignon and gonna buy some coke tomorrow.
Are you also one of those people that like to wear suits when doing coke?

>>178482234
nice

>>178482236
The actual product or do you mean Panzer schokolade?
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>>178482563
what does dannt or debnt even mean?
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>>178482796
if you don't pay we will remove our bases
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>>178482933
Just me and some friends.
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>>178482921
That's a good plan. I'm more for using our coal, though.
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>>178481806
FUGGEN :DDDD
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>>178482529
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
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>>178482982
Oh no, please dont...
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>>178482729
finally getting a vagina?
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>>178482982
Welcome to the bad/good old days.
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>>178483151
Germcucks still BTFO, twice.
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>>178482933
>Are you also one of those people that like to wear suits when doing coke?

I will most likely wear a tracksuit this weekend. Does that count?

>>178483248
Nah, I finished my contract.
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>>178482729
the 100000000 Tay Tweet?
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>>178482933
>The actual product or do you mean Panzer schokolade?
this one
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>>178483311
>(you)
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>>178483053
Dosage?
During day time or the night?

>>178483085
benis :DDDD

>>178483374
>I will most likely wear a tracksuit this weekend. Does that count?
No. But I hope you have a lot of fun.

>>178483412
Is it me or do these taste like coffee?
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>>178482870
if the only qualification to rule Europe is being drunk all day i'll do it
vote for me
i will make anime real

>>178483374
and use the profit to get a vagina?
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>>178478581
>minimale parteeische Tendenz
*MEME*
the only ones with party members in the executive board. mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>178483857
220 mg MDMA*HCI angeblich

Night
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>>178483412
never forget
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>>178483915
>and use the profit to get a vagina?
Just one?
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>>178484121
VITTU PERKELE XDDDDDD
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>>178483857
>Is it me or do these taste like coffee?
There's coffee and cola nut in it
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>>178484120
That is quiet high dosage, Hans.
It's the double my standard dosage, do take long breaks?
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>>178484220
>Having multiple Vaginas

imagine the possibilities!
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>>178484220
don't overdue it
maybe get a third fake tit, everybody loves tits, you can never not have enough tits
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>>178484625
Den kiefer werden die schon gewaltig schieben.
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>>178483302
>oldfaggotry confirmed
Wat you say
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>>178479591
"Thankfully", the world today is a leftist-dominated shithole, and by God do I want to change that.
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>>178482982
see
>>178477249
>>178477249
>>178477249
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>>178485106
Okay you convinced me, I will spend the money differently.
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>>178484693
its called a threesome
can get exhausting
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>>178485462
why not alter your body to become the ultimate semen demon?
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>>178485649
the horror
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>>178485554
why not a girl with 2 Pussys?
u can cum in 1 and still lick the other without tasting your own jizz
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Trump warning about the dangers of immigration
https://www.epochtimes.de/politik/welt/trump-raet-der-eu-zu-aeusserster-vorsicht-in-der-fluechtlingspolitik-a2491854.html#
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>>178485817
5 Pussys Baby

Goodbye Gangrape, hello multiple orgasms at once.
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>>178485649
Hawt
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>>178485649
Nah m8, I think I'm fine
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>That makes me moist!
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>>178485818
>cum in 1 and still lick the other
then the other would need to be on her forehead or something
pic unrelated
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>>178485649
this image is better than any benis bills
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>>178485819
the dangers are evidently for everybody with half a brain and a IQ above room temperature
which is the very reason our almighty drunkards will hush him for the statement
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>>178486016
cmon tay, i bet >>178486059 would be happy to work on this project with you, hes a Geneticist after all
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>>178486871
:-(

goodbye wet dreams
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>>178482669
I would be more careful talking to the Hans like this, he would eat your fingers off. Hans usually got a heavier dick than they do brain. Just fyi.
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>>178487006
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form nigger. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my job to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
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>>178487067

>Hans

I always find calling all Germans Hans irritating...
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>>178487067
>Hans usually got a heavier dick than they do brain. Just fyi.

should i be angry or should i blush from this comment?
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>>178487006

Hey! You might want to check out the current thread on asians, some interesting genetics there.
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>>178487251

Both
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>>178478581
What the fuck
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>>178487040
Just wait a few more decades and somebody will do it. Stay strong!
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>>178487302

>Send link

... will check out later, have to go out with the dogger
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>>178484121
thanks for this kek.
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>>178462831
> How The U.S. Is Exporting Obesity | AJ+
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJGPM94iKKQ

As I already mentioned, exported americanism, fast food or cheap food is another reason to dislike the (((globalist mutts))).
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>>178487067
trust this wise american anon
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>>178487249
You know, Hans and Gretel.
I love calling their women Gretel, it's my favorite.
>>178487251
You should be happy you are useful in some sort of breeding purpose way.
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>>178487536
you can determine the character of a man by the way he is treating his dog
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>>178487610
>not liking fried chickenz
Are swiss even human?
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>>178487863
>Mountain Jews dont want to pay Shekels for something

huh
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>>178487536
Can you please post a pic of your pupper? :3
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>>178487863
> Are swiss even human?
Yes, we are, but some are more human than others.
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>>178487610
i wouldn't go this far and condemn them for fast food stores
leave alone that we only have a fraction of them anyway
no Wendys, Papa Johns, Dunkin Donuts, Whataburger or any of the other many brands they have all across the country
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The centre left is crashing and burning everywhere.
(And that's a good thing!)
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>>178488538
it indeed is
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>Rückenprobleme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPgiI46FCDU
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>>178488854
judging by how the rest of the family dress,
they deserve this commie autie. kek
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>scrubby scrub scrub
slowly getting there
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>>178487771
>Hans and Gretel
wtf
It's Hänsel and Gretel
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>>178488854
Social welfare makes everyone a welfare queen, therefore every German is on welfare, therefore, they are breeding you to become lazy, dependent asshats, therefore you are automatically in the Communist bin before you are even bjorn.
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>>178489491
You are right, it is HANSEL and GRETEL.
My Celtic side just wants the shortcut to HANS.
I think because "SEL" suffix is seen as a homosexual suffix.
There are prefix and suffix that are homo, unfortunately.
:(
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>>178489491
>Hans and Gretel
hot

>>178489526
failed socialism breeds communism
its whats happening here
and no, i am actually one of the 15 million fools keeping the system alive by wörking and paying my taxes here rather than in another country where it isn't used against me
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>>178489305
Nice work
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>>178490201
ugh, what are you going to do with Hansel and Gretel?
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>>178487610
Even the muslims and Arabs aren't protected from junk food.

> American Fast Food Took Over Kuwait And Made Its People Obese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyMTSvVAtWM

Yes, I know vice is crap.
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>>178489777
>I think because "SEL" suffix is seen as a homosexual suffix.
checked, wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgpN2xDgQhE
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>>178490395
in the oven
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>>178487536
what was your master thesis about?
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>>178489777
>>178490427
oh shit
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>>178490427
>>178490540
>>178490757
Yes kind of my reference, because these Germans kept teaching me over and over again about being shoved in ovens in some grandma's house out in the woods and the house was made out of candy and I thought "these guyz r nuts!".
Funny that is, Germans are still nutz.
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>>178490757
>this isn't candy you are eating Gretel
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>>178490398
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>>178491360
I am over fucking joyed with creepy forest nigger child stories, Black Forest cake and ham, cuckoo clocks, and munster cheese.
Make the horror stop.
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>>178491360
Could u make juan where Gretel keeps shoving Black Forest cake in her mouth and then tells Hansel she wants an abortion? Thanks.
>that's my fetish
Pls include cuckoo clock in background for gibs.
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>>178491252
you should look up on Gebrüder Grimm and the original endings
tfw my parents read me literal horror stories before going to sleep
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I'd also like to have a cartoon made where Hansel and Gretel both fell into Nazi uniforms and somehow made it inside the concentration camps where they were wiping Jews in chains for some reason. That would be awesome, literally how the story went on the German side.
If you want some stories, just go to the German negger, he'll tell you a good one.
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>>178487836

Fully agree!!

>>178488086

There's the lil' nigger!

>>178490676

Immunology.
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>>178492998
>Immunology
[laughs in 0.01%]
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>>178492998
sweet <3 <3 <3
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>>178492891
You know, it pisses me off, I was supposed to go to Ireland last year, and we had plans for the Bog Village, and sitting around a campfire drinking Guinness, while some Celtic man told us stories of werewolves. I really missed out.
Germany was on my shit list too, at some point, and I would be more terrified of the Frankensteins than I would the inbred Swiss, for example.
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He is a good boy :)
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>>178479591
>work your ass of to get a 1,0 average
>get your report
>read it
>work fucking more you lazy bastard, my rent won't pay for itself
that is why i have a 3,7 average
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>>178493864
That is okay, I had a 4.3 average and the college still gave my free ride away to some negress who used to harass me while I sat and smoked on the bench. Or how you say in Germany, "on ze bench".
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>>178486059
I wish I had a harkonnen chair.
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>>178493473
the stories my grandma was telling use about Walpurgisnacht back in the days were pretty dope
annual witch burning
Germany has plenty of fascinating Folklore and most of it isn't pretty
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>>178494696
Most of it is pretty, we love witch burnings.
Most of us still carry the ideas of human torture with us everyday. We support the death of another person even by torture, it's fantastic.
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>>178492998
Cute
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>>178494696
although you should be careful in the US, because "pro-abortionists" receive a lot of torture, just fyi. It's all fun and games until Hansel goes a little too crazy and has an angry mob wanting to cut his limbs off before the kill. HAHAHA
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>>178494163
>That is okay, I had a 4.3 average and the college still gave my free ride away to some negress who used to harass me while I sat and smoked on the bench. Or how you say in Germany, "on ze bench".
In germany 1.0 is best. Everything >4.0 is failed. 3.7 average during abitur is borderline retarded.
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>>178495428
oh shizzz.
then you know that 4.0 is best in the USA, and 1.0 is failed.
I would have had a .3 in Germany then.
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>>178495615
or would that be a 0.7 then, oh well.
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>>178495615
You cant get better than 1,0 and you only need that to study medicine. But we get it you arent our average bumbleburger
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>>178495428
GPA isn't comparable with our "Notensystem"
a 4.0 means excellent/A grade
from there its down till 0/F which is borderline retarded
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>>178495401
but what if Hänsel fails to pull out in time and Gretel doesn't want a potato with fins between the toes and one leg
what then?
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>tfw had 3.3 average abitur
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>>178494653
What's special about that? I only remember the Baron flying around after draining the gay twink.
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brezel fachwerkhaus?
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>>178496109
In the US, we have options to skip a grade, in terms of "our class", where I took math that was 2 years ahead of where the "average" US student was, probably in 4th grade, age 9, I had writing skills tested at the school to be that of a 16 year old. The public school system basically failed myself in that it had far less resources for the specific people who are far more advanced in terms of schooling, so I was heavily let down in that sense.
Well, you can have the ability to "skip" a year or 2, and then you also have the ability to take it in Honors version, meaning even more "fast paced" and to a higher standard than regular, it also carries more "weight" in terms of GPA.
I was in university at 16, though, the school did help me with that. Threw my libido off at university, being that my "Freshman" year at university was the easiest school year I had, so I had a lot of time to be a jock and play lacrosse, and too much time on my hands to do degenerate things like smoke weed.
I was literally retarded by public schools more than I was enlightened.
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>>178496658
You realize you are making the connection that Germans are unworthy aka anti-master race sentiments. A retarded German is worth more than most "abled" non-Germans, FOOL.
>>178496910
oh wow, defo retard. I bet your cock weighs more than your brain.
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>>178497508
I wish.
t. cocklet
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>>178497626
oh NO, it still definitely weighs more than your brain, even if we were talking in centimeters. Poor anon.
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>>178497352
Our system splits up after the 4. year, so the smart kids dont have to coexist with the Retards, giving us a more specific education all around. But it keeps a lot of teachers around that cant get fired and allways vote lefty sadly
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>>178497007
Riesenbrezl?

>>178497508
its not worth breathing it it can't run silly
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>>178496910
>tfw 1.4 and I did nothing for it
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>>178497759
You kinda lost me there, bro.
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>>178496910
had a 1.something and skipped most of the classes
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>>178497007
>brezel fachwerkhaus?
Anglos raus
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>>178498262
t. NRW Abitur
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>>178497978
We had the same problem, mostly. Although, the cuckservatives are just as horrendous, if they could be worse. My worst teachers were cuckservative protestants.
True story, I had tested highest in my class in my history course in 8th grade, and the cuckservative protestant teacher I had hated my guts so bad that he put me on the roster for "students who should be in retard history class next year", and when 9th grade came along, my teacher was so pissed off, she let me leave, but it got put in her head thanks to Jackass that I was a retard so she was still reluctant that I could pass "normal history class", and still treated me like a retard through high school. Same shit had happened to me in 7th grade with Science class, teacher had to lower my grade it was too high for the system, so she gave me $10 everytime she had to. She felt bad that my 6th grade Science teacher was a jealous cunt.
Retard history class was the most painful experience I ever went through, he tortured the living shit out of me.

Point: public school is like jerrymandering. All the teachers need fired and executed, as well as their families.
>>178497979
I could make it run.
>>178498083
what is, pea brain.
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I literally blame racism in the fact I could have performed much better than a 1.0 in Germany standards, it's that Baltic in me, confuses the average German negger, you know, being more white and all.
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>>178499117
i would make it fly
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>>178499498
I'm sure you cud anon, but I was talking about you know, maybe letting a woman touch your cock this time.
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>>178499456
Your education system is a joke, you can't compare a US Highschool with a german Gymnasium
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>>178499723
why would I want to do gymnastics is beyond me.
No, I met some of your esteemed Germans, even German-Germans, and they are so dumb but so hot, again, this is why you are kept alive by us Balts.
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>>178499897
I'm still not sure whether you are troll or just really really stupid.
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>>178499723
>>178500256
I imagine dating a German man would be about the same as dating some hot blonde woman that is always drunk, wears sunglasses at night, and dresses kind of slutty-stumbling around in some heels, really fucking dumb as well, and very unappreciative of my moves, still hits on other woman in front of me, has it so good and then complains just to make noise like a fucking animal would.
Germans are good to look at, I might keep some alive in my jail cell cave, and make them show me their dicks.
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>>178499619
>touch your cock
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>>178500502
low effort bait mate
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>>178500530
nice to see you are getting used to being a confined space.
Show me your dick.
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>>178500502
Everyone is good looking compared with you mutt. Btw how's your diet going?
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>>178500714
this is Kraut pol
not "really smart Krauts carry the retard Krauts in conversation pol"
>>178500839
literally who??
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>>178498262
>had a 1.something and skipped most of the classes
How?
I only skipped Sport for one year and got a 3.0!
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>>178500920
Nigger, do you think we are stupid?
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>>178500759
show me yours first
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>>178479165
wait did it really look like that? i never really watched that show
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>>178501123
hes american, he thinks everyone is alteast as retarded as him
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>>178501109
it's called genetics, anon.
>>178501123
I think you have some retardation that is highly attractive in a way that makes breeding the bulls enjoyable.
>>178501137
dick pic
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>>178501137
wrong pic
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>>178501123
It's the same retardation the Romans would have felt when mating with the Barbarians. Enjoyable, doable, and a lot of fucking patience.
ARRYUAAAA
ARG ARG
DAAAAAAAAAAG
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>>178501273
>he
It's the fat female mutt that's harassing us since April. She is just going for a new strategy.
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>>178501558
oh thats why it says breeding the BULLS
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>>178501558
*bashes own skull in with own stick*
garrrr eeraaaaa dag un daaaaaaaaaaaggggg aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggg
btw let me know if you understand that.
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Wer kommt?
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>>178501109
don't remember
was high or drunk most of senior high

>>178501534
>ARRYUAAAA
>ARG ARG
>DAAAAAAAAAAG
we are losing it
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>>178501534
You like germanic traditions? I would love to turn you into this traditional blood eagle
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>>178501858
isnt that a viking ritual? not germanic?
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>>178501724
sorry we dont speak muttish
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>>178501858
that is actually a symbol of what love feels.
Do you love me, anon?
>>178502001
I'll have to figure something out then to summon the sleeping spirit of Germans.
It's boring being this much of a mad scientist fyi
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>>178501558
>harassing
i feel mildly offended
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>>178501724
Did cave jesus left you, no reason to be upset, your next psychopathic hallucination will appear soon.

>>178501943
I'm somewhat sure that some of the more nothern tribes like the frisii and cimbri did it too
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>>178501858
>blood eagle
>german
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>tfw even the expelled Germans think you're insane
I've reached high levels of insanity.
>>178502386
did you know that when a bunch of human cells are on a spot, say like a telephone, the cells mutate into a kind of human thing and start to talk?
The worst was when the telephone talked to me, and I had to tell it to "shut up" a few times outloud.
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>>178501943
>viking
>not germanic
There where baltic and slavic vikings anon
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>>178502296
I'm into women not mutts, sorry
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>>178502425
Germanic != german
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>>178502607
You need professional psychological help. Otherwise you will hurt yourself or others at some point.
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>>178502988
It's a jew in case none of you have noticed.
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>>178478581
bloody hell, they can't possibly believe themselves
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>>178502851
was too fast hitting return
its too late now
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>>178502988
says the abortionist.
We are all insane.
I refrain from most public spaces due to germs and bacteria anyways. The germs "kind of mutate" in a way, that is what human germs do, they behave like humans, so less "mutate" and more "behave" as they should.
Areas that are cleaned less, hence "public sphere or place" tend to have like bests on telephones or whatnot. I was in a half mexican home when the phone talked to me, the phone, physically spoke to me. It was violent. Learned later that the father was pretty violent man, used the phone alot as well. it was his phone. strange things, everywhere.
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>>178503446
>a mentally ill hypochondriac who thinks he's extremely intelligent
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>>178503446
your toilet seat is usually cleaner than your toothbrush
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>>178503081
Jews are smarter

>>178503446
I hope your condition will get better one day and that you find someone to settle down with. I feel really sorry for you.
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>>178504086
Door knobs and touchscreens have also more germs than most toilets, but most of them are harmless
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>>178504086
Yeah, this was a very dirty telephone. I kind of looked at it, and had some vivid thoughts of this man touching his dick and using it. I could hear it talk as like I could hear anyone talk.
This was even before I took LCD, smoked weed only a few times.
The phone kind of "evolved", talked and behaved kind of "crude" or in a violent manner, said some things that startled me, so I told it to "shut up".
Anyways, this is why I want to come to Germany, walk around the cities really stoned and see what my mind hallucinates, should be fun.
Expellius the bad!
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>>178481870
thats a massive triggering.
still, don't understand tho, this 'siper controversial' article still only has 18 comments, whats going on there?
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>>178504175
Jews are dumber than dogshit. If God hadn't gifted Solomon with wisdom, and that treasonous cunt hadn't plotted against God and written down his plan then noone would know who Jews were. They'd all be dead
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>>178500839
who is that dude, and why do people keep posting him?
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>>178504849
It's this female mutt >>178503446
she tried to get a bf here after nobody wanted her she started spamming insane gibberish. It started in April
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>>178505172
>she tried to get a bf here
Here on Kraut/pol/?
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>>178505172
oh c'mon, you have to have some self-awareness that most germans here spam gibberish.
in fact, one might say that German is gibberish, even Englisch. :)
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>>178504175
>Jews are smarter
JEIN
ashkenazi, the one with the big milkers, who originated from no other place than germany, yes
sephardic jews from shitrael who moved mostly to america definitely not
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>>178505415
Yes, she almost convinced one poor virgin but not even he could deal with her mental problems and dumbed her
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https://www.zeit.de/politik/ausland/2018-07/nationalversammlung-frankreich-verfassung-rasse-geschlecht

blank slate faggotry.
dexit when?
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>>178505539
Interesting
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>>178505172
>started spamming insane gibberish
i didn't notice any change in quality thus far
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>>178505539
So you be sayin
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>>178505596
I mean I know a few guys that look more feminine than her and my father has a better hair line in his 50s than her.
But having being ugly from the inside on top of that, wow.
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>>178505936
wait how does she look like?
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>>178505605
i am afraid this won't stop the Bessermenschen from calling reasonable people raycist
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>>178505605
kek France is really turning into an islamic melting pot . Houellebecq predicted the future correctly

>>178505936
She's really special
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>>178506048
Look here >>178500839
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>>178505596
hey i'm a person of utmost value to my community, i have feelings too. Unlike you, carrot brainz.
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>>178505936
if this is because I called Germans boiling pot of hot beef stew with carrots, then you got me. I meant that politely.
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>>178506182
oh my god! MY EYES!
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>>178506099
>She's really special
https://youtu.be/XASDcI8nnH8?t=4m14s
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>>178506328
Can one of you krauts knock this roastie up already so she shuts up?
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>>178506099
checked.
says the voted unanimously.
how did that happen?!

well, so lets destroy europe for the fun of it
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>>178506207
We love you for who you are, you are a useful bumper for our threads and in a strange way entertaining
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>>178506503
>you Krauts
>you'unz
this is kraut pol, meant for krauts, only.
saying "YOU PEOPLE" is highly offensive.
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>>178506455
Nicht mal Rainer würde sich mit ihr abgeben
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What are you Anons doing right now?
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>>178506182
to be fair
most women look ugly and smell
its why the cosmetic industry is making billions every year
give her some hours in the bathroom like any other woman and she'd look passable

>>178506207
>60 IQ
>barely smart enough to not suffocate will talking
>feel offended
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>>178506207
strictly speaking, bbc has to abologise till the cows come home for their unprecedented faggotry alone

i...i'm still allowed to say cow, right? right?!
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>>178506503
I can't think of a drug combination that would get me wasted enough to do this.

>>178506801
Wenn sie sich als Pferd oder Delphin verkleidet schon.

>>178506967
going to sleep soon because I have an exam tomorrow.
What are you doing Anon?
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>>178506998
She also posted a pic in which she's wearing makeup, not much of an improvement.

>>178506566
I'm not familiar with the french parliament and it's voting system.

>>178506967
Looking for a vacation

https://www.polar-kreuzfahrten.de/antarktis-reisen.html
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>>178506613
>entertaining
I have been spotted.
Now you, too, can say you've seen a Leprechaun in person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-nuGadCi6Q
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>>178507354
>Antarktis Reisen
give Adolf a Heil from me
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>>178507403
Show me where your gold is hidden

>>178507554
They don't offer any Neuschwabenland trips :(
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>>178507354
here this if 4 u.
I'd still love to hear it tell me stories about werewolves.
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>>178507823
it's hidden inside, anon.
Within.
The only gold a thieving Jew like yourself is interested in, is metal gold over mental gold.
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>>178508001
Jews gonna jew, don't hate us for it.
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>>178507832
>I'd still love to hear it tell me stories about werewolves
Okay here is a story about werewolves:
Once was a Mann of German descant called Hans that would rather fuck an werewolve than you.
ze end
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>>178508108
Typical.
You can enslave my body;
my mind will always be free.
>>178508277
>ze end
that's hot when you say that Hanz.
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>>178508277
Kek
>>178508365
I don't want your body, no thanks
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>>178508462
It's a term that was used to reference the "metal gold" over "mental ones".
Reasons Jews collect and value and hord metal golds, because they lack the mental ones.
Only worthy Celts or Balts can have mental gold. Maybe some Poles.
You cow people can keep fucking though.
HAWT. So IN right now!
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>>178508804
Schwarz-bunte Holstein cow > you
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>>178508966
You gotta slam her puss for the hu-white race. Take one for the team, Hans.
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>>178509421
You can get fined for Zoophilia here. Also no one want to explain them self in from of a ethic commission about this hybrid.
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Good night guys
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>>178509962
#metoo
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someone make a new bread already
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I like Seehofer... and Salvini

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZPp5mJisV0
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can someone redpill me on whats up with Höcke and his "Deutschen Bonus"?
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>>178477392
This one Junker is bitched slapping nogs.
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>>178511197
Forgot damn link sorry nigs:

https://youtu.be/XPgiI46FCDU
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>>178508966
Just wait until I show you what the Holsteins transformed into.
Your mind will be blown to smithereens!!!
Like I said, I would give them up to the "Dutch" pronto.
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>>178480974
Top kek
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>>178480302
H.C. St.Rache und S Kurz will safe us
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>>178505605
>Die Kommentare
Do the french have any basis for their claims of equality? Science certainly disagrees. History disagrees. Every prole on the street disagrees.
The equality meme has been going on for 200 years, only to be proved wrong time and time again.
When will the politicians learn?
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>>178507354
>not much of an improvement
>not much
More like 0.1%
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>>178480483
>he does not realize Burschenschaften etc. are thriving in italy, austria, germany, switzerland and the baltics
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>>178481188
Based af
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>>178511766
just go back to stewing your beef, kraut
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>>178511839
They seem like proud German shitlords, but I don't trust the hats.
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>>178511699
the moment you get rid of the useful idiots
who are making up the majority of the population
and this is by no means a coincident
most of them have gone through public education and the result is just as expected and voting as intended
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>>178511766
probably would if drunk and thirsty enough
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>>178512377
>Burschenschaften
4th one down is a slav or ukrainian.
>>178512451
public education designed to dumb down an entire population? imagine my shock.
reasons why homeschooling is illegal #2.
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>>178512451
you don't get rid of usefull idiots because they are usefull. Most people are basicly NPCs, or cattle, or whatever you wanna call your worker drones. They are ment to get ruled over.

>>178511699
don't blackpill yourself with comment sections its just 1% of people who write them anyways.
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>>178512726
same with guns

>>178512811
read the second sentence again
the 10+ years are irreversible
better make a clean cut and start over
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>>178512692
nice cock there.
>>178512811
basically NPCs, correct.
They are the weirdest lot, they behave kind of how gypsy's behave, beggars, thieves, even the most "noble" of the lot who pretend to be about "faith and family", I'm sure you know who I reference. It's like they stole the skin of a person and put it on.
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>>178512377
Check out "Mensur" if youre interested in the duelling. Its common Practice in big student cities ans triggers tf out of antifas




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