Those cheeky fucks.
>>219215398I just can't fuckin wait. whatever happens is going to be so goddamn stupid.
>>219215398I heard the alt right is planning to hijack it and use it to take over a military base
>>219215398I legit am marking the day down and I want to watch this shit go down with all of (You).
>>219215886Can we do this?
>>219216150The only things stopping us are glow niggers.
Why wouldn't the chair force just borrow some ADS', drag em out the week of, and just blast the fucks coming in?Shit would be cash
This is the dumbest shit I think I have ever seen. Anyone that actually goes to this is sub 80 IQ.
/pol/ gos undercover to get Reddit to do something incredibly stupid lol you're doing God's work rn anons
A Reddit OP. aka a suicide mission.
>>219215398>mfw a bunch of dumb soiboi plebbitors actually do this and get mowed down by machine guns on camera
First wave will be Kyles. They will break down the walls.
>>219216607on second thought, this is a very good idea. All ledditors should go!
>>219215835won't they just set up barriers and funnel people to detention points? i'd be surprised if any weapons were used.
>>219215398Reddit banned me for pic related
>>219216784>>219216730Announcing it on Facebook-announcing it at all-do they really expect there to be anything of any real value on the base even if they get past security?
>>219215398Its the jews covering for epstienhttps://www.bitchute.com/video/fiZjbChmGmWO/
gake and fay
Wouldn't the people at Area 51 just move all the important shit to another location before they show up?
>>219217465The Area 51 meme is just to distract from this
>>219216150We should all raid Comet Ping Pong.
>>219218916That didnt work out so well last time
>>219218831This desu. When did they set this shit up? It seems like it came out of nowhere and makes no sense. Maybe over a decade ago storming it to force a gov reaction when it's existence was still classified. But now? Only the operations are classified, the base is a known detachment of Edwards, has its own airfield name and code, it's not like they're breaking any ground here. What do they hope to do break onto the actual base and get shot as a national security threat?
>>219215398russian bots are behind this to create discord in the US
>>219215398>reddit gaslighting niggers into chimping out at area 51 and getting raped by aliensi like where this is going
>>219218831>The Area 51 meme is just to distract from thisCorrect.Day of the Rope for the Pedovores approaches.
>>219216376also say you were going to do it, why would you post it on some normie site or the internet at all giving them time to hide stuff or defense the shit out of that place. I never believed anything other than secret human aircraft were ever there but still
>>219219441>It seems like it came out of nowhere and makes no sense. Maybe over a decade ago storming it to force a gov reaction when it's existence was still classified.nah talk of UFOs and military admitting they've had interactions with UFOs have been building since the start of the year. this didnt just come out of nowhere. i think trump even answered a point blank question about UFOs right before this event was organized.
>>219219788seems like a damn good distraction just like iran, but from what, can't just be epstein
>>219219788I agree the disclosure talk is at a fever pitch or at least it peaked last week, but area 51? That shit is old hat.
>>219219665I dont know I just want our own onions version of Tienanmen Square
>>219219665>giving them time to hide stuff or defense the shit out of that place.the few that actually make it to the base will be thwarted by dreaded locked doors which will buy the military enough time to round the rest of them up.
>>219215835>thinking this won't be a reddit meetup where everyone balks at tear gas and rubber bullets and ends up playing it off as some lame party
>>219219891I mean it's not just epstein, part one already got burried, it can't be a coincidence that NXIVM completely folded and everyone got convicted days before Epstein was bagged. Not even Q shit, but two major human trafficking groups that close has to be connected.
>>219216052I hope gloom streams it
>>219220043>implying they won't turn around immediately when confronted by mps"well guys, we tried"
>>219217465Imagine being a fucking reddittor
>>219215398>bears this is a russian psyop
>>219219919>but area 51? That shit is old hat.i cant think of any other place that would supposedly house alien technology. maybe that's the issue.
>>219219544So you're saying the russian bots are responsible for the discord trannies?
>>219215398*hits blunt*when you think about it they really can't stop all of us.
>>219220306I mean common sense is the issue for them. Wherever you think they definitely have the UFOs it's 100% not there, it's probably in some place people would never think to look.
>>219215398>While on the internet, Announce plans to storm A51>Take weeks to get people together>Expect them to not be ready because they had fucking weeks notice.
>>219220348>So you're saying the russian bots are responsible for the discord trannies?discord trannies are just the tip of the iceberg
>>219220585>just the tipThey cut that off anon, how are we supposed to find the fucking iceberg now?
Lmao. Any idiot that does this will have to trek 10 miles in the fucking desert on foot to reach the base itself from the outer perimeter. People would actually die trying to do this, and the nobody would have to raise a finger for that to happen.
>>219220585>ICE(((BERG)))like clock work
>>219220652That's what I was thinking too, I hope heat exhaustion is livestreamed.
>>219219665Absolutely this. But everyone on reddit is basically sub 80 IQ anyway. So, not really surprised.
>>219220477>it's probably in some place people would never think to look.which is exactly what the government wants us to think while they keep UFOs in the most obvious location, area 51.
>>219215835its going to be like 20 people awkwardly standing around before going home
>>219220930Should probably meme a51 into being a secret ice detention center and bait a bunch of antifags into showing up and throwing milkshakes at the private contractors.
retards. The good shit was in archuleta mesa. Now all the ships are in Pinon Canyon
>>219218916>>219219282That place has definitely been cleaned out just like they swept up the Instagram.
>>219221732What would prevent people from simply running over their flimsy chain-linked fence with a car?
>>219219665>why would you post it on some normie sitebecause its kikes, they need to give it as much retarded coverage as possible, build a false consensus of people power.when they storm the base, theyll be met by friendly guards, given a guided tour, where they and the rest of the world will be shown that there was ((nothing)) there all along
>>219221875anon. The chain link fence is just the outer perimeter. The terrain is rough. The roads most certainly have defensive measures installed. There are sensors all over the place.
>>219215398This is so fucking autistic. Awesome
>>219221843without a doubt. it was probably cleaned out the moment the instagram comments started coming in
>>219222021>when they storm the base, theyll be met by friendly guards, given a guided tour, where they and the rest of the world will be shown that there was ((nothing)) there all alongoh shit you might be onto something
>>219215398>MFW AYYS LMAO AND INTERVIEN
>>219220306Really? S-4 comes to mind. Dulce.
THEY'RE INTERDIMENSIONAL ALIENS, EDDIE!!!!
>>219215398>>219215835>>219216052>>219216376>>219216451Lol you faggots actually think plebbit is going to commit to this
Shit I'm in, I want some big alien titties.
Hell yeah I wanna see some hippies get fucking CHOPPED on the 20th of the 9th month
>>219219642thos sites redirect to a shitty IP seller
>>219223804government has been keeping all that space pussy for itself all these years and IT ENDS NOW
>>219215398I don't own any guns and I'm poor and I don't have any physical ability. Also, I have to do my wage slavery.
>>219221732you can get way closer than that by car
>>219215398lmao area 51 doesn't even exist, they are just going to run into the desert. lol why did the jews even make the area 51 scam in the first place
>>219218916Have you seen the show Mr Robot? They literally have a place like that in it...along with shadowy societies all in plain view.
>>219224313Even closer by Inter dimensional shift pods
>>219215398This will strain glownigger resources so much that a rogue insider will probably choose that day to leak the pedo blackmail shit.
>>219221875The US military?
>>219215398Fucking idiots. I mean, I am as interested as the next guy about what goes on there, but organizing 1000's of people to storm the places is as retarded as it is childish.Grow up you cunts.
>>219224826Have something better to do?
Will we have any anons on the scene to broadcast the event?
>>219224826it worked for the french that one time
>>219215398flash mobs are one of the most dangerous things to (((the system)))
>>219215398lots of niggers in the Ayy Lmao communityso im all for them getting shotgo get'em nig nogs
>>219225261Like those gangs of bikers and ATVs in Florida. No one can do anything
>>219222118seems the most obvious reason this gained any sort of traction
>>219216150(You) should certainly try
>>219215398Better upload themselves getting shot and dying before they bleed out completely. That place has 5g for them to upload right?
>>219215835>stupidI think you mean hilarious, no matter what happens I'm going to be laughing my ass off
>>219215398>Day of area 51 raid.>Area 51 guards see an army at horizon what has 50 000 Naruto runners 100 000 kyles, 30 000 Weebs with dakimakuras and 20 000 neckbeards with katana. >The guard captain is informed about that they are actually comming.>Captain sighs because he just lost bet. Then scratched his beard while thinking about best welcome for them.>one of area 51 guards asked "Sir, can we just shoot them?">"No we will waste too much bullets, I have a better idea, get some objects #3469 like 20 of them, give them some maid suits and release on these idiots telling that it's present for them, grab a popcorn and watch the show">"Sir? Are you okay" guard asked>"FFS BILLY" captain shouted "JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO WHAT I TOLD YOU".>"Yes sir">Hour passes and army charges towards area 51.>2 guards are leaving the gates with some kind of capsule. >Army stops and watches what is happening.>"ITS ALL FOR YOU BOYS" guards shouted while opening capsule.> 28*Pic related jumped out of capsule.>All kyles, neckbeards, Naruto runners and weebs started chasing them shouting things like "Yaaaay alien waifus!!!!".>Suddenly they started fighting for them killing each other. At the end only 28 neckbeards survived and just returned to their basements with alien maids.
>>219219571We should meme that Area 51 has the vibranium White people stole from Africans.
They hate us cus they anus.
>>219218585Was literally just thinking this.
>>219218585This.>pack up everything important in case someone slips in>set up road blocks at all major points miles and miles away>intercept anyone who slips through forward zone Taxpayer money well spent if one or two redditors get tackled and cuffed, though.
>>219221875>just run over chain linked fence with a car into a military base like they do in the moviesbest case scenario, you'll get detainedother scenario is blackhawks and humwees ventilating your car and your carcass
>>219230080>ventilating your carThis is the damage from training rounds fired from a F-16 after a pilot mistook this poor guy as a target during an exercise. The real deal has HE inside.
>>219231060Airforce is not going to raise an F-16 for some methhead joyriding in military property, instead a humwee full of jarheads high on rip-its going to do some target practice with ma deuce or a saw
>>219215398>give us your guns, the government isn't out to get you and you'll never need it >lets raid area 51 to uncover this disgusting government's secrets!
>>219215398ebaumsworld is at it again
>>219215398Friendly remind dumb bases go deep underground , storming a top level with blast door built to withstand nukes is counterproductive and will yield little to no results , protip all the good shit is gone anyway.
>>219215398I hope theres a lot of death. every dead traitor is like another man on our side
>>219229129Didnt you know? Black panther isnt fiction. Its the real history of black people. STAY WOKE
>>219215835Only newfags and leddit niggers believe in ufo’s or ayylmao’s. Anyone who has been here long enough knows whatever entities are around us are trans dimensional demons or some other weird shit. Nothing will happen anyway because plebbit is full of keyboard warriors and /x/ is full of ethereal neets.As always, /pol/ will be disappointed or get a good laugh. Next question please.
>>219228812Gibs me alien waifu.
>>219216607>mfw they mow down the raiders while dressed as ayy lmaos
>>219228812We need more shitty fanfics like this tbqh fampai
>>219232211I fucking hate circles too fren
>>219216784>Give a date>Make it happen earlier and suddenlyWoups
>>219228812source on the image
>>219233062>>219233062Here you go. Alternative scenario.>September 20. 3 hours untill hour zero>Security guards of area 52 are seeing army of 50 000 Naruto runners 100 000 kyles, 30 000 Weebs with dakimakuras and 20 000 neckbeards with katana. >They are waiting untill hour zero to start storming.>The guard captain, the master scientist and the boss of area 51 gathered together to find a good plan. Because they don't have enought bullets, also arresting them will be also very hard. >"GIVE ME OMNITRIX" said captain but scientist said.>"FFS, you have ban for omnitrix, you don't remember that drinking 4 weeks ago?" Main scientist shouted.>The boss said "I have a very good idea we gonna use our last invention, if everything will go well, we will get rid of them in humane and easy way. We gonna use the one way portal to anime world">1 hour before hour zero>Security guards move one way portal to anime world at entrance, engineers are setting it to end in place what looks like stereotypical secret base.>Hour ZERO>The army of kyles, neckbeards, weebs and Naruto runners started charging into area 51. They didn't realize guards are actually pretending they defend even if they just shoot with nerfguns painted to look like real weapons.>The army manages to storm into entrance but instead of going in, all of them go into portal thinking they are going inside facility. >All of them ended in anime world, and for some reason all of them got waifu and were too happy to think about returning to real world.>The official info on news channel is "200 000 people got arrested and executed for storming into area 51.>>219234177Google -> "Anime alien girl"
>>219234210>>219234274Give us something to make us cry
>>219215398I'm egging them on, popcorn ready desperately hoping it happens.
Listening to the radio yesterday and soneone said area 52 n someone corrected them saying 51. Now ive come across this, im convinced it was area 52 and ive just experienced the mandela effect. Its properly doing my tits in. I went next door n said, that place in america where they keep aliens in the desert, whats it called? They answered 52. Wtffffff
>>219234274N this guy posted area 52 aswell. Did the mandela thing just happen to me?
>>219215398This is so fucking stupid, what a waste of time. Everyone with a brain knows that aliens aren't even real there's no way you can prove our existence. Just typical dumb ledditors fishing for upboats.
>>219234485>September 20. 1 Hour before hour ZERO.>50 000 Naruto runners 100 000 kyles, 30 000 Weebs with dakimakuras and 20 000 neckbeards with katana have area 51 facility in their sight.>Everybody is discussing what kind of awesome shit will find there. Some say some alliens, some say some awesome technology. >The leader walked in front of this army and decided to make announcement.>"EVERYBODY WHO IS THERE. As we know goverment is hiding fuckton of secrets over there. Today is day when we will reveal all secrets to world!!!">Hour ZERO>"CHAAAAAAARGE" Leader shouts and leads assault.>Nobody in this mass even tried to think why they don't see any security guard >Everybody stormed into facility.>There is no corridor or something. The entire facility is just a one giant almost empty room with giant white screen and projector, and some speakers hanging around.>All doors and windows are automatically sealing, trapping all this mass inside in darkness.>Suddenly projector turns on and everybody sees countdown on screen.>10>9>8>7>6>5>4>3>2>1>0>https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>219216607>>219216376>>219216052>>219215835We have to consistently push this shit.I very badly wanna see a wave of beta men followed by a wave of soon to be and current cat women, get mowed down.Like it's fucking Passchendaele...
>>219215835People are going to run into bullets because they want muh aliums
>>219223804Gib Martian gf
>>219235257I like you...never change anon.