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>Get on plane
>"This is your Captain speaking"
>Its a woman

Cya bros in the next life.
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May the last image you ever see be one of inspiration and hope.
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>>219221359
Godspeed, Anon
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>get on plane
>sit down and get comfy
>suddenly you feel the lumbering vibrations of an obese person making their way down the aisle
DON'T SIT NEXT TO ME. PLEASE GOD DON'T LET THAT FAT FUCK TRY AND SIT NEXT TO ME.
>they sit next to me

Even if you're lucky enough to dodge the traveling hippos, don't worry - a grumpy mother with a demonically screaming niglet is guaranteed to sit next to you.
I'm flying first class from now on.
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>>219221359
Goodbye Anon. We'll miss you.
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>>219221359
Planes are mostly automagic now, so I'm not that worried.
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>get on plane
>see three middle eastern men walk down the isle
>get off plane
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Tranquilo anon no temas a la muerte
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>>219221359
had a conversation with a friend today where I stated my fear of flying started when I heard "my name is mohammed and I'll be your pilot this afternoon"
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>>219221359
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>>219221992
What about the autopilot software designed by $9-per-hour Poojeet engineers?
>designated shitting runways



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