>OBR head resigns over Budget day publishing errorhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd74v35p77jo>Russell Howard blown away by what Jurgen Klopp said to him on holiday encounterhttps://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/theatre-news/russell-howard-blown-away-what-32969228
Bit mashed ngl
Do you lads prefer the red sauce or the pink sauce with your kebabs and munchy boxes?
>>522671884>>522672122Mother please educate me as I do not understand. We don't have this in Canada. The beef we call donair meat and donair and fires makes sense. Are those onion rings and fried chicken nuggies basically too? What else is that? What is the red chicken stuff and what are these different sauces?
>>522672268check this out
>>522671884>brits are eating massive boxes of fried food while I, the american, made some cornish pasties with vegetables I grew
Nocturnal Spastics Assemble
>>522672351>>522672122>>522671884Do you fat shits eat all of that in sitting by yourself?
>>522671884>>522672122>>522672351If there is hope, it lies with the proles
>>522672351Again wtf. Like pizza + boneless wings + ring fries makes sense. Then you have random donair meat and a coleslaw too? Would eat / 10 though desu.
>>522672482That’s a starter, usually followed by a chinky
>...
>>522672541>a chinkyYou mean Chinese food?Maybe the portions just look bigger in the pics
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Only downside is that they're made by pakis, but that's almost impossible to avoid in both the catering industry and the UK-wide supply chain at this point.
>>522672482That is not a lot for your average bong, its basically starvation
>>522672642a chinky
>>522672642Fish and chips served on bone China
>>522672720>Only downside is that they're made by pakiscould always get a chinky or chippy munchy boxi think the italian near me does one toohaven't tried it yet
>>522673053Oh, here we call that a twink
>>522673053No fkn way did that get delivered by some nig on a bike
>>522673139not the guy you fucking gayboy the food
>>522673174Lmao
tbf an italian munchy box sounds class
love paying nignogs to piss and cum on me tits me kek
>>522672268The red is char siu, a type of Chinese roast pork. However you can get tandoori chicken in the same colour. This is a particularly greasy oneThe sauces are chilli, a mixture of habanero, scotch bonnet and Serrano.
>>522672720Even the salad has a yellow tinge.
>>522673208That overcooked mass produced dried pasta is a war crime. My god.
>>522671884Do you want to form British communities in Iraq, Iran, Yemen, and Egypt?
>>522673814I just want some pakora, lad
>>522673166>I saw a vitamin once. Fucking cancer victim. I want every penny back I paid into the NHS.
>>522674029>saw a vitamin once.What does that mean
>>522671884 I WANNA GO TO SLEEP
>>522674173Flag checks out.
>>522673053needs more carbs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
your sons virginity
eat the fucking slop you pigs
>>522674470You're just randomly talking about an actual vitamin and bitching about cancer and nhs out of nowhere?
>>522674829ktim
>>522673899You can form a British community in India.
Tell me this fucker doesn't set off your jewdar. OBR chief of staff.Why do they need specific details of the budget to make an assessment of the 'health of the economy'?Why did releasing details of the budget "early" 'throw Reeve's budget into chaos'? It's not a secret is it?None of this shit makes any fucking sense and I'm tired of it.
>>522674829Sleep is for the weak. Nice girl https://youtu.be/ZKCQ08J1okM40k lore to go to sleep to.https://youtu.be/wJo6HBaWklcOrThe history of Saga Saturn RPG’s.https://youtu.be/_900EwYcZ5sGood sleeping material.
>>522675186What if you didn't save the mobile versions of pictures and instead clicked on "open original" and saved that one?What the fuck even is this? Shit to make christcucks sperg out?
>>522675146Yep, an actual vitamin.There are 3 levels of language in modern English. The base which is Germanic, the syntax which is French and the perpleptic which is Latin. I think you can just about manage French my dude. https://youtu.be/sVT2btZjYlMSpasticity is pretty high, I don’t think people realise how much brain damage was caused by Covid.
>>522675498>extra steps for shitpostsYou take this shit too seriously you sad little fag.
>>522671884Closet thing here is a hsp, pile of chips cheese and kebab meats, I go the tahini and garlic yoghurt sauces, tabouli if I'm feeling adventurous
weird, I saw drones roughly the same time Japan saw theirs around their nuclear facility
>>522676403What is a hsp?
>>522676090I bet half your download folder is the cucked low resolution of the imagesBut go ahead and keep trying to attack me to restore your izzat>For a shit post You didn't even say anything, you just uploaded a random picture, you fucking retard
>>522676585WAY too seriously.
I like the smell of condomsI like to sniff them
pericoronitis is lame
>>522677004for me it's the taste
>>522676079There's also the levels like cockney rhyming slang, where you just make up fucking words The level where you can't even speak English like calling cigarettes fagsAnd the level where you can't articulate English like where you put r's at the end of words like "Americar" even though typically you can't say an R that's actually supposed to be there like in car you say "cauh"
>>522677004What flavour is the best?I like to sift through past films of the 80’s and 90’s and contemplate if they are worthy of a hate crime report under this current government. Then fantasise about spamming complaints using Ai to various constabularies.I’ve heard of malicious compliance but I don’t understand the concept.
>>522677802who pissed in your cheerios?
>>522677802You mean colloquialisms my retarded but probably white friend.
>>522678001Jews
>>522672351Corrrrr
>>522678499>not checking every label, especially in the US
>>522672409Based Oggiemutthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLQ0tHz4Upg
>>522678706It's not listed in the ingredients.Also American labeling is stricter than British requirements
>>522678134I don't mean a euphemism or slang, Im referring to intentionally obfuscating the English language like calling the road a frog or whatever
Why should we fight" he asked me,"'Cause England is at war?Why are they fighting now, Dad,What are they fighting for?What does it mean to you, Dad,To babes, and mum, and me?The Germans won't come hereFrom away across the sea.So why should you go there, Dad,And leave us here to cry?Is it cause England owns us?Is that the reason why?"His eyes look widely at me,I tightly held my son,And this is how I answered,His questions one by one."We fight when England calls us,For in her sacred keepThe ashes of our fathersLie in her soil asleep.And many times for EnglandThey fought that she'd be free,And they are part of England,And so, my son, are we.And some may pass her by, lad,And some may scorn her hand,But we must be foreverA part of that fair land.For everything we have son,That's good and fine and justWas washed in British bloodAnd given to us on trust."And we must keep that trust, son,Against the force of greed.And fight beside old EnglandWhenever she's in need.And once again she's callingAcross the Empire wide,And all her Empire answers:"You'll find us at your side"Oh yes, we're owned by England,But we own England, too,As you are part of me son,And I am part of you"
>>522678856thieves cant .. or in modern parlance 'roadman'unsurprisingly much of London cant was Jewish
>>522676500Halal Snack pack, I described it perfectly
>>522678856>not taking the wimble womble to the teeki tucki to get the jingly janglies bejoozled
>>522672122sweaty ass disgusting kebabs
>>522679026Got a hearty laugh out of me
>>522679026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtYnm4Vwd-E
>>522678856Or calling a dickhead a faggot?Get with the program; words have no meaning in the cunt stain we call the UK legal system.
>>522679030>be sven>get hongry for dinnor>genius idea: order a kebab>await delivery with excitement>kebab delivered>open box>a grenade explodes inside killing me>mfw
>>522679328A faggot is what you put the dickhead into
>>522677004Did you know you can find them for free in secluded parking spots? People just leave them on the ground for some reason.
>>522671884What are the grey strips?
>>522679666Food poisoning
>>522679490Is it really?It seems the faggot kicks the shit out of his girlfriend and she gets locked up for complaining about it. So the faggot claims compensation. Coppers probably bought him a pint.
>>522679722Yes, why do you think he had to eliminate the competition And of course the cops took him on a date afterwards
>>522679666Apparently it's "kebab meat", which is mushed together mystery meat.
>>522679812Makes sense. Thanks.
>>522673208A pizza box full of greasy bland pasta is one of the grossest things I've ever seen and I am a slop connoisseur.
>>522679787Coppers probably sucked his cock as well.Many such cases. >Coppers get called to job.>Have to deal with a scumbag. Maybe get their ass kicked.>Coppers suck cock>Cucked magistrate gives slap on wrist to reprehensible chode. > Chavette gets charged>paper spins it.> Coppers suck cock. >Talked about on social media.Fucking coppers.
>>522680034Looks like a bukkake target
>84 posts>not one mention of josh be better
>just a poor ikkle dole spastic me I am >scared me I am >might make me pay a few quid they might This is the best example they can find? ffs lol
>>522680034Yea, I really don't understand where they get off running their mouth about the American diet when they eat this shit. Usually their slop box is completely waterlogged with grease too, to such an extent it's structurally compromised
That shit looks fucking delicious holy fuck
>>522680317still has money for lip filler
>>522680317“Reagen” my fucking god up there with Chantarelle.An example why white supremacy is bullshit. Imagine this cunt on your side.
>>522680358Rapeseed oil is probably more destructive than corn syrup/high fructose syrup but there is less money to be made with insulin in the UK so the legislators are lax to seed oil in everything.
>>522680521They can't find a single dole spastic worthy of our taxes. This is the best they can manage?Clown country
>>522680317>taking me vegetable in a builders van me I am>scared Rachel is going to make me pay a few quid me I am>builders vans are luxury they are She's driving a £60k luxury mpv
She's worried she is
>>522680684You don't fry shit in corn syrup
Fuck you brits for making me hungry every time I scroll past
>>522680741>Dave Jones>Spot Welder>Middlesborough>Ex army>Open to work in any factory or driving job within 100 miles. Benefit status: DENIED.
>River-James cannot drive himself, but says having the car means his support worker can take him out and give him "access to the world".
Fucking dole spastics. Can't wait until the government comes hunting for you.
tfw not disabled and have to work for a living
>>522681336It was attempted in Edinburgh, unfortunately a vitamin was created. BANNED.
>>522681424No link. Bullshit
>>522681482wfh secret government agent isn't a real job. It's just you sitting up all night shitposting
>>522681456Imagine pulling an all nighter as a grown man on 4chan, spamming dole spastics. You're definitely mentally unwell and on benefits.
>>522681653the Bennies must flow
>she described the motability scheme as phenomenal I bet she fucking did
>>522681741
>>522681506It’s a state of mind not a drug.
>>522681504>a vitamin was created.What?
>>522681856>net migration dropsBecause taxpayers are leaving.Can you blame them
>>522681653Imagine being up all night and not spamming spastic on 4chan. Outer is full of violent nut cases, it’s like a zoo. With no willies.
Might start collecting extreme right wing music
>>522671884>>522672122Still can't believe this is still not a thing in the US of A.
>>522675333>Tell me this fucker doesn't set off your jewdar. OBR chief of staff.Checked, sets off the Alien wearing a meat suit radar. kek
>>522682073Yeah, I’ve heard. Priductive scrotes are leaving and we get flooded with bames. Numbers fiddled.Country getting worse etc…
>>522682130The rapped murder confessions of african diaspora has its own radio station in this country
>>522671884bro yall gotta lay off that slop, have you learned nothing from americans?
>>522682035Yeah, a vitamin existed once in Scotland. Not gay or commie enough.BANNED.
>>522682405They enjoy vitamin H though.
Can you have an honest conversation, josh?
>>522682130Norbert, not exactly the coolest nemesis for a super villain.Doomsday, Apocalypse and their mate… Norbert.
>>522682595Daz rayuzxuz.
>>522672351>>522672122>>522671884the brown "meat" looks terrible.
>>522671884Just give me a slag gf and a high fat high protein takeout food diet. I'm British. I like long walks and hot bevvies!
>>522683217It’s mutton dude, it was never going to be an oil painting. There is no such thing as mutton fillet. It’s a butchers cut. Chops or scrap end. It’s not a premium meat.
>>522682937It's ok. They don't care.
>>522683481There better not be any fucking LED on that
>>522683534Is it "mutton" though? They probably bulk it up with chicken, recently dismembered schoolgirls or anything else cheap.
>>522683669It’s the tail end of mutton. It should be the shoulder. To mince meat takes skill, you can’t just blend something. Other than the legs humans are basically offal. The processing of a girl by the Islamic rapists is fabricated. They probably said it but they lacked the skill and equipment to do it. It’s like the Jewish lampshade skin story. A construct of a paid fabulist.
>>522678963Sorry, won’t fight the Jews’ wars for them anymore, no matter how you dress it up.
>>522671884>>522672122>>522672351After the south port nigger killed those White girls I'm never touching another one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIE5wwvicew
>>522682607KEKFatty boom floppocock has restarted his blog AGAIN.LMAOwhat a sad and lonely little pedophile he ishttps://mrjoshisattvablack.tumblr.com/archive>The introductionHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>522684312Look at the state, “better get the M9 in full shot.” They even sprayed the sawn-off black to look more menacing. I bet everything I’ve got that Beretta is the only gun they’ve got.
>>522684312This is the IRA tune that is pretty cool. From Sons of Anarchy.https://youtu.be/0V_ZEzdlteY
>>522685360Not a fan of Make vocals but the Irish accent is pretty soulful.https://youtu.be/IGXeTEGWCP0
>>522671884That honestly looks awful.
>>522685584Two guards each guard one door, one leads to safety. One to certain death One guard always tells the truth one always lies. You can ask one guard if what lies behind the door is safety or death. Which hard would you ask and what would you ask.>i.e the lier if it was safe.
>>522686033I'd ask him to suck on dese nuts.
>Phonefagger who always diverts attention from discussion on the state to benniemongs posting well into the early hours#Noticing
>>522686150The high logical reasoning I’d expect from any dodgy scouser with a vpn. Visible panty n.n.n. Neeeeeeeeee
Lads, what kind of Munchy box is this?https://x.com/dylomo/status/1993316223140954566?
>>522686522>Visible panty n.n.n. NeeeeeeeeeeI don't understand this sentence.
>>5226862601pbtid.Feminine syntax, passive agressive statement. Apex bummer on the prowl for weak minded chinlets.
I haven't posted on pol in 7-10 years. Is this any overlap with the /int/ thread?Kind of been posting there since that one altchan's brit thread died.There's something too incelly and foreign about /pol/
Also foriners calling things that aren't pasta "pasta" makes me upset.Even spaghetti, it is a pasta but you don't refer to it as such or one would be confused upon receiving.
>>522686688>There's something too incelly and foreign about /pol/No shit Akbar.
>>522686590It’s a form of Sumerian, very arcane but expressive in its simplicity. It can only really be expressed properly in the form of modern dance. Imagine trying to express an abstract painting mathematically using only the frequency of light and Cartesian coordinates.
>>522686602Generally avoid this place after 11 or so when all the Bumlins come out to play
>>522671884I could get better food at my nearest gas station here in America. That looks like shit.
>>522686787I remember a 4chan long gone maybe. An isreali flag replying to me as if normal.
>>522686808Prove it you won't
>>522686797I see. Thanks for the clarification because I thought it was just Brits talking like retards as per usual.
Why do all British fries look so soggy and gross?
>>522686847Theres maybe 2 or 3 Israelis here that post regularly. At least that post under their own flag.
>>522686729Probably because they didn't see the spaghetti grows on trees documentary in UK, they're fresh off the boat
>>522686806Yep. Bumlings and Yinglets.I’m waiting for far right happenings, 10 years and counting.
Better get the imaginary friends out. This thread isn't going to make it through the night..
>>522686863It’s all Mi5 code and CIA machinations. You just need to read between the lines. Bin fire= The Kremlin are aware.Wots fer din dins = Get the molatovs ready.Cor = Nice tits, would be better 2-3st lighter though.
>>522687167Yanks ruined English.
>>522672351Freakish, yet desirable.
Keir Starmer announces new 'Sustainable Wigger Goals' for all working class bloodlines. Aims to wiggerify all Britons that shop at Aldi by 2030.
6am bevvy? don't mind if i do
>>522687399Subsidised fake cali weed and designer man bags. Starmzy drill scholarships.
>>522675333Checked. Kikes must go.
>>522686973>Yinglets
>>522671884if there's one thing brits are good at, it's making heart-attack slop for drunks & people who are not brits
>>522687297Americans don’t understand nuance, they make statements. A well formed sentence can be a question, statement and an opinion all at once. I’m guessing it is a product of Americans being extremely individualistic.I doubt it has anything to do with firearms though. A loud minority of seem obsessed. Especially online but it is not the backbone of interpersonal relationships.>Be polite because everyone has a gun.Not true from my experience.
>>522687685We do but the kikes savaged the American mind post Civil War. Both are Civil Wars were products of likes, but ours made us compatively stupider. And then the kike diet and experimental chemicals, etc. If you compare 19th century American and British literature the American works post 1850 are if anything more subtle than the British.But now I am a decided minority in my country.
>>522687799*both our civil wars were products of kikes
