PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>535615822TYBThreads are moving fast tonight!
New thread this early?
>>535615897nothing important happening in the world?captcha getting easier?the free stream working fine?
>the Reddit Bros,
In case you didn't notice, we're not in Daytona anymore, Dan.
REDDIT BROTHERS CONFIRMED FOR STUDIO
>>535615822>Police navidadmysidesinorbit.gif
Tit to gut ratio is better on him
I did not need to see this lady’s fupa
>>535615897I wish she'd come back.
>>535616052james and chris are based
that's a normal sized shirtwhy can we see all this
>>535616134Stretch marks or tattoo?
>>535616134She disagreed, anon
>impound it again
>>535616163Probably both
>>535616137>pov your drink tastes a little funny at the Thanksgiving gathering
>>535616137hell yeah
>>535616163Both
>>535616134>I did not need to see this lady’s fupawrong.
What’sDog the Bounty Hunter up to these days?
TOOMBSFatigue Level: 11
>>535616240still missing Beth's tits
>>535616305oh damn she dead
>>535616274They’re going to cut to Clayton County at some point and see Toombs goose-stepping down the street in a gestapo uniform.
Kek,.that other guy is just dying to call him fat boy.
These Clayton county niggers are the only niggers I like Them and Denzel Washington
i can't get drunk and do donuts in the parking lot? i thought this was america
>>535616416Netflix Hank Hill
what a fucking RETARD
Wouldn't mind Miss Boti mooning me.
>>535616416America is dead. They even stealing nigga's clothes right off dey back.
just why?
god she has a cunt face
Oh Chiefette Marlowe doesn't approve of this arrest
I wonder who’s cock this plastic surgery whore cop sucked to get on the show
>>535616525>what a fucking RETARDMany such cases
This bitch keeps glaring at Dan and Rizzo probably because she’s a man hater
>>535616562Probably Sticks. Rizzo is gay and Curtis is black and missing
>tempegoing to be brain melting hot
That slow motion shot of Dan and friends walking toward the camera cracks me up.
>new department
>>535616610I wonder if he made her sing Summertime Sadness.
>>535616560Niggers are misunderstood. Clayton county is a bunch of uncle toms.
>oh you know who in our society needs cheaper telecommunications>boomerswhat
>>535616621Weren't we there in the live PD days with that fox news sheriff?
Aren't those two old folks in the T Mobile commercial the same two ppl from the commercial for that device that types up your phone conversation on a screen on the phone, if you're hard of hearing?
>>535616696Exactly
>>535616557She frowns every time she glances at Rizzo
Am I psycho or did they change don’t kill your dog to don’t KIBBLE your dog?
My car insurance went down for the first time ever! By 15 dollars! Thanks!
>>535616766I think it was always don't kibble
>>535616766H-hey Doctor Marty…
>>535616766I thought they were saying "kill" too but I think they were always saying "kibble" and I'm just deaf.
I hope Shawn is doing well, that fella makes me smile in these threads
>>535616334should've been Duaneshe seemed like lesser of a scumbag
how do you trespass somewhere that has no functional doors
>>535616696Woah, more Asians than BlacksSurprising
>>535616696why are asians moving to tempe of all places?
That’s some nigger shit to put an ambulance plate on your car
>>535616875Were you here for the chase in LA where some kids parked their car and ran down the street to a friend or family member’s house and the cops were able to just push the door in because it wasn’t on hinges?
>>535616928The southwest has tons of Filipinos and Vietnamese
>>535616928prolly fleeing cali
California Boring as fuck as usual
>>535616766I also hear: 'don't kill your dog' but I guess they're saying "kibble" but it's disingenuous. Shouldn't they say: "Don't give kibble to your dog?"
>>535616956think sothe door just flew in like they were using a breaching charge after they slightly lent on it
>stabs cop in chest 4 times>all they do is threaten tasinglibs cucked cops
He looks perfectly sane
>>535616979It's like watching soldiers tour some 3rd world hell hole nobody can find on a map. But it's in the US.
>mfw i see how zesty rizzo is
This woman is weirding me out. She’s got think blankly intense expression like she’s wearing a Snapchat filter in real life.
This cop lady’s face is only capable of glaring and doing duck lips after all the Botox
>>535616928they love golf and dislike other minorities
>>535616998It's like the infantilization of language, which we seem to be experiencing at an accelerated rate lately.For example using the word "adulting" or the rise of adults using the word "poop", which in the past, one would only hear in reference to babies/toddlers or pets. Now people talk about how they were pooping or have to poop.Not really sure what the cause of this is but its just another symptom of our degrading society.
>>535616998I think the idea is that they're verbing the noun, like how now you say "I task you to do X"Task is a noun but it's used as a verbBut apparently "kibble" is already a verb, which is the act of making kibble the nounSo you definitely shouldn't do THAT to a dog
>>535617151it's this >>535617153>Botox
>>535617125
>>535617161Ever notice how on planes they say “rough air” now instead of “turbulence”? It’s because everything has to be dumbed down for all the brown ESL retards in this country now.
>>535617210If you watch old movies or news, etc., you notice how the average American was smarter and better educated. Better vocabularies, better at conversation and reasoning
>>535617210I don't fly due to DEI hiring practices, but yes this sounds about right.I also believe this is why they're putting so many traffic circles in. Well, its similar. They're doing it to lessen the chance of severe injury in an accident, because our streets are filled with retarded illegal shitskins, people high on weed, and people driving while staring at their phones.
Old meth guy threatened to snitch that's why they attacked him
>>535617210>Go to atm>Used to say make a withdrawal >Now it says "Get cash"It's not just the one thing.
IDK how well this lady cop in Fullerton would hold up when SHTF but she has a nice manner
>>535617328It's the dismal tide
>>535617328In 10 years it’ll just have a dollar sign emoji
>>535617350Based anon caught that reference
>>535617151>>535617153yjk she's a massive, massive bitch
>>535617292The other thing old movies didn't do is hammer you over the head with every plot point a dozen times>We have to go to a place to get a thing from a guy>Hey, we've arrived at the place. Where is the guy so he can give us the thing?>Hey, how are you, we need the thing
this porcine goblina cop is really flying up my list of least favorite cops on this show, wendy george is still on top for now
>>535617361>In 10 years it’ll just have a dollar sign emoji
Released from prison on probationRiding around in the most heat bag pirate attire selling drugsGot robbed by other bumsThe absolute state
>w-woah you’re like Johnny depp lol!!!!This episode is full of annoying women
>>535617406she reminds me of richie
Nice County, Dan.
What kind of dog was that?
>>535617478window variety
>>535617292I have. I watch a lot of older movies and documentaries. Unsolved Mysteries is a good example of what you’re describing; people of all socioeconomic rungs are featured on that show and nearly all are able to communicate in a clear, articulate fashion. Most people today can barely string together more than a few complete sentences.
>>535617478Mutt husky mixed with some junkyard dawg
>>535617389https://variety.com/2026/film/news/matt-damon-netflix-movies-restate-plot-viewers-on-phones-1236633939/We’re entering a cultural dark age or just a dark age in general
>>535617523used to watch unsolved mysteries and rescue 911 every week
Shit, David be taking errrrrthing
These two homos need to have butt sex and get over it
holly shitthis looks just like TPB
>GIT
How are these guys related?
I absolutely could not be a copI do not have the patience to deal with shit like this
you're supposed to be a christian john
>>535617783Roommates?
can this boomer shut up?
>>535617796GET OUT OF MY HOUSE DAVID
>>535617565I routinely find comments on movie clips where people think it's real "He should not have talked bad about Meester B".My fave 3rd world retard storm was a comment I posted on a cop bodycam vid where they show up and school staff says a guy arrived with a van full of stuffed animals and is calling out to the girls to come in the van. They interview the guy and he has the most flimsiest excuse for being there so I wrote a comment cops probably have heard this excuse 100 times and I got a billion replies NO MEESTER POLECE ES BAD, HE IS DERE FOR LEGIT REASONS WHY DEY SO MEAN TO HIMomggggggg it's not even clever trolling
I’d love to say to this cop lady’s face “you should smile more doll” and watch her paralyzed face try to scowl more
>>535617783Old guy probably rents out rooms of his place, druggies or irresponsible people, and eventually they stop paying whatever already low rent
hahahahaha
That cop who was scared of the cat is too high strung to be a cop and also he's gay judging by his mannerisms.
CAT ATTACK
>>535617855Yeah I tell people if you want to see how fucking dumb people have become just read YouTube comments. These are the average people now. Some of them really can’t tell the difference between these god awful cop shows and reality.
>>535617565I guess that does make sense for why they would repeat the same thing over and overBut I think it just goes back to the dark age you're talking about, where people are so mindraped by their phone that they can't go 5 minutes without fiddling with itI'll be at a stoplight and a car will pull up next to me, and before the car has even stopped they'll be looking at their phone
DO NOT RELAX AROUND CAT
are u niggers drinking coffee?what keeps ur attention on /opl/?
>>535617565Damon's a bright guy but won't think or say the truth - that his party's policies have led to the decline in our population. Although yeah Hart-Celler was bipartisan and Reagan opened the floodgates, too.
I still can’t believe this cunt took the department for 1.5m and then became chief. Great example of how fucked our society is
>>535617923There will be a very obvious scripted video and a million comments about it thinking it's real. We're fucked for AI vids the thirdies will believe anything "ELON MUSK SAID HE WILL DOUBLE MY COINS IF I SEND THEM"
>>535617855sounds like mostly women, who are the ones supporting all the bad shit
>>535618000i drink high abv beer, it helps me concentrate
>>535618077HE A NICE MAN JUST DERE TO HAND OUT DE TOYS TO DE CHILDRENZffs
>>535618030I read the article I posted and it sounds like a coworker did act out after she hooked up with a different coworker. also she scored highest on tests - which may not be saying much.
>>535618030And she probably has a quarter of a million dollar salary
get your unisex OPL DAD t-shirts
>>535618000I often drink coffee at night but I just finished a can of ale.
>>535618126https://youtube.com/shorts/9S6hEaM_YeA?si=e2LQZBv0VNp6nSaICheck this video and comments. The show is clearly written by brown foreigners (like all shows now) because it makes absolutely no sense. And the comments are like DURR DA COPS WERE WRONG
>unofficial start of summersince when?
>>535618141Yeah it wasn't "I fucked some guys so I deserve payment" like that one ladyIt seems like she did get legitimately discriminated against because a former lover in the department held a grudgeBut it does reinforce to me that work relationships will generally not end well
>>535618159>Marlowe Botti, Chief of Police in West Long Branch, New Jersey, has a starting base salary of $169,582. >Under the terms of her contract, her pay increases to $174,000 in its second year, $179,000 in the third year, and reaches $185,000 in the final year.
>>535618141>"We need someone to talk to the department about keeping their professional and personal lives separate. Oh, here she is now!."
>>535618083>>535618179i stopped drinking mostlyhave a 12mg nico pouch that isn't doing muchdrank strong coffee earlier toomy attention for the show is failing hard
>>535618197Anything is unofficially anything
>>535618272kek
Holy shit that is a ton of meth just sitting on the floor board not in a bag wtf
>>535618188yes exactly every vid is like this now you could have hand puppets and some peasants with internet access in a below 80iq shithole are arguing in the comments the puppet should not have been mean to the the other puppet
>>535618197For me, growing up in Ohio, Memorial Day was the day when most swimming pools would open up for businessSo at least for me, it was an indication of summer
>>535618282>12mg nico pouchi got some 27mg onesgo from feeling fine to ready to chuck within about 4 minuteshad to lay down after trying one out
>>535618334Fellow Ohiobro here; can confirm.
>>535618269That town has <5% Blacks, almost 4/5 White.
>>535618318>doesn't store his meth in his carpetNGMI
>>535618388That’s why she has all this time to put on makeup
>>535618141>>535618268>>535618269having female cops is a liability for several reasonsit's so retarded it fucks up my brain
>>535618000Im drinking a bottle of wine that I bought for a recipe.
mogged
>>535618375Dayton and Cincinnati are surging real estate markets right now according to my ANALyst software I use are those good cities I have no idea. People are moving there it seems
>>535618334yup
>>535618413The best part of cooking with wine is drinking the rest of the bottle while you cook
>>535618413>drinking a bottle of wine that I bought for a recipeur gooddoesn't count as drinking then
>>535618404They shouldn't be on patrol except to frisk female perps.
>who will you honor this memorial day>use the pic of the kike MPkek
>>535618272Pin the weasel phenotype
>>535618433Is it like that boomerang effect where the liberal policies and criminal population took over and destroyed the city and White flight resulted and the values plummeted and then Whites returned for the bargains and "cool" urban living?
>>535618371yeah...i usually double these 12's for 24mg before bed, but i get tolerant of the effects extremely quicklyit's kind of pointlessif u took the 27 a few days you'd prob get used to it too
>>535618472My exp with female cops is they play 'good cop' while the male partner destroys all your stuff and threatens you. I once while in university lived in a shithold crackhead area because I (foolishly) thought I was cool and cheap and my insane neighbor phoned the cops repeatedly for no reason saying I had a meth lab and he could smell it. He of course told everyone on the street too "HEY THAT GUY HAS MILLIONS WORTH OF DRUGS" so I got the fuck out of there I was a poor student working P/T landscaping. He never left his apt so I couldn't get him.
>>535618524>before bedabsolute psycho behavior
>>535618524>24mg before bedcheat code for vivid dreams right there
>>535618375>Fellow OhiobroSoon, frenSoon
>>535618519No clue but there's a few areas in the US where everyone is buying.PhillyDayton and CincinnatiSyracuse NYCFlorida of coursesome other areas I think it's flippers they recognize there's an influx of money coming in from new whites escaping shitty cities so they buy up everything cheap and then slap on paint, tweak landscaping and sell it 2x the price
fuckin towelheads
>>535618413nice, what kind?i finished supper with blackberry jamcan still taste it...fuckin love blackberries
>does all that>doesn't stop undercoverretard
>>535618668Vinho Verde
>newports
I’m not an incel but this episode has increased my hatred for American foids
I'm quite surprised - I thought this guy was gonna take off on that bikeBut he seems to be cooperating
>no weapons?>that's a whole ass knife
>>535618197Most people say Memorial Day and Labor Day are the bookends of summer.I miss /cpd/ threads. Those were bonkers in the summer.
>>535618433Both city's populations are are 37% negro Good luck I guess
>>535618729>bikelooked more like a scooter pretending to be a bike
>>535618725
>>535618767Shameful waste of a Cherokee XJ
>>535618593>>535618595hah... i mostly cut out drinking so i like to end the night with something fun...but the tolerance does hit stupidly fast
>>535618799Just take some weed gummies 27mg of nicotine is retarded
>leather pants
Oh shit! Here’s Officer Coons now! And on time too!
>Wut I didJust more Black on White crime, my fine gentleman
>>535618851Oops, I'm wrong. Crazy White guy.
>>535618761Weird but money is pouring in there right now. Maybe it's niggers migrating there and buying up property who are tired of other niggerjeet cities but Ohio is the hottest market in US right now
Will Tempe be as good as that NV desert country where that guy shit in the cactus patch
>>535619005tempe is prolly gonna look a lot like las vegas as far as aesthetics, it's not some rural place like nye county. dunno what their policing policies are.
>>535619005It will be mostly drunk college students, ASU is notorious
toombs would do this shit for fun even if you stopped paying him.
Yeah Coombs is the MVP. White cop who acts like he does would get fired.
Goddamn I love Toombs
>>535619106he's my new fav black man
>knee on neckKek
>he's tensing
>>535619169
>Glock with an extended magStereotypes exist for a reason
he good?
>>535619069Speaking of vegas if you are bored Sunday watch the live "enhanced games" on jewtube it's the steroid Olympics in las Vegas. Peptides shilling, gorilla roids rogan shilling it will be worth a few minutes to see how clown show it is like dudes using PED inhalers right before the event
I would like to know Toombs life story. What made him this way?
>>535619100This, drunk white women
What are they arresting him for?
>>535619222He was adopted by White parents. That’s why he’s okay
>>535619216Thanks for the reminder, anon. This sounds promising. Do they allow women?
How would you rate tonight's episode? Favorite criminal? I don't really like that latina miss piggy they added.Anyway, here's a doodle from tonight's show of the most memorable scene.
>>535619216I live here and I’m going. Sounds kino. It’s just more honest sports, everyone cheats, the best peptide stack should win.
>>535619254For realz?
>>535619275The cunt in the studio is probably the worst guest they’ve ever had
>>535619249who caresas long as he's being arrested
>>535619296has no personality at alloutside her cunt face
>>535619249being a nigger
>>535619222checked, his reddit account is Equivalent-Item1937 if you wanna dig thru that
>>535619275kek well done fren
>>535619299He's walking out free tomorrow so does it really matter he gets arrested?
>>535619296The other hottie wasn't much better. In fact, few of the guests are good, partly because they don't talk much and defer to Dan - when you know they all have great stories and commentary.
>>535619328She turns her head in a disturbing robot-like way.
>>535619362so why you asking tard
>>535619362this. you know america.
>>535619391>turns her head in a disturbing robot-like waymaybe she's been botoxing her neck
>>535619384She at least didn’t have this shitty attitude and wasn’t mostly plastic surgery and makeup
>>535619352Thanks anon
>>535619275I missed the first hour but I’d rate it a C.
>>535619283>>535619261I hope they have lance armstrong as the master of games or something. Women are allowed and they are of course giga stacy's super stacked to one arm lift bars full of weights or never get tired while doing track We should make a thread here for it if janny isn't a cuck about it
>>535619283Cool. Let us know how it goes anon.>>535619296Agreed. Here's Señorita Chuleta
>having a car in drive helps the car movestupid bitch comment
>>535619216>it's the steroid Olympics in las VegasI remember an SNL sketch about thatThe all-drug OlympicsThe weightlifter was going for 900 pounds or something, and ripped his own arms off
cheers boys see you tomorrow
>>535619484fuck dan for putting a retard on the air
>>535619216This sounds amazing!
>>535619575A retard who took 1.5m from the taxpayers
