ITT: we explain what it would take for you personally to begin watching this show. I'll start: if I became a stupid retarded fucking faggot, i'd watch this show all the time.
If i couldn't reach for the remote
>>16282284holy fuck you're so fucking mad have sex loser
>>16282284Tony Khan could give me 1000 dollars a month and I will watch Dynamite on my Nielsen box. 2500 for all 3 shows and that's a shoot brother
>>16282284desu nothing, they fucked over CM Punk and I want them dead
>>16282284Fire Jack Perry and young bucks, if kenny is healthy make him champ for 2 years straight and let him legit have "bangers" monthly with the rest of the guys like takeshita and Ospreay>>16282348also this
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>>16282361>cornette fan likes omegalmao you tried you faggot
>>16282372jim is unironically gay for kenny
I watched with some regularity after Punk and Danielson came in, but after a couple months I just started reading results online and keeping up with the general goings-on, but now I can’t even be bothered to do that. I really have no idea who is on AEW these days, who the champions are, etc. It might as well be TNA.
>>16282284stop all the Russo-style booking and gay comedy shit and start being a rasslin show like they promisedthey can keep some indie shit as long as it's the good kind. more Joe and Bryan type shit less gay anime pose offs and whatever the Young Bucks are doing these days
>>16282284I don't get the hostility to AEW, it's like people are being so tryhard to try and fit in by pretending to hate it
>Brock negotiates WWE release, shows up in AEW> Vince in AEW> AEW becomes very sexually exploitative of its female roster. Bra and panties matches, stuff like that. These are really the only three possibilities that would make me watch AEW
>>16282398see >>16282348
>>16282414>>Brock negotiates WWE release, shows up in AEW>> Vince in AEWThis would kill the company. AEW permanently lost like 100k viewers when they brought in Ric Flair for Sting's retirement tour
>>16282414> AEW becomes very sexually exploitative of its female rosterthat already happens
>>162822841) Remove Tony Khan2) Be accessible for free on youtube for a year at least.
1. Tony can stay owner but someone competent books2. Kemonito debuts and pins Adam Cole in a squash match
>>16282472This isn't sexually exploitative, this is sluts being sluts out of pure love for the game
>>16282294He really does look like the guy no one wants there
>>16282704you never had friends, huh?
>>16282294>His legit name is Tony R. KhanKEK I didn't know this
>>16282284Tony Khan quits as booker and someone else does the booking.
>>16282284Hahahhaa!!! E-Alphas are the best jokesters.But to answer your question, I'd never watch AEW. I don't even really watch WWE, so why would I ever go slumming? Maybe Shane McMahon or Vince on AEW, I might. >Protect Trans KidsSorry aewtists but nobody wants /pol/ in their prowrestling - ya lost!
I hate how it's so rare to see an AEW fan irlCause if I did I'd beat them to death with a tree branch and then shove it up their peepholes
>>16283493I dunno, maybe you don’t have friends or get out very often. Most of the people I know who follow wrestling watch AEW online.And that’s a shoot.
>>16282417I can understand your bitterness if you're a Punkfag
>>16282284If I was a CRIPPLED fat ugly disgusting smelly retarded gay bitch Irish freakshow related to pigs and despised by all, I would watch this show all the time.
>>16282284Once you cut your dick off, suddenly everything makes sense
if you don’t enjoy wrestling why don’t you fuck off
>>16284310t. Dogwanker
>>16284318>Britishopinion discarded
>>16284288Many AEW fans are like this
