>Why do they call it Stardom if it hasn't got any stars?
>>19423937we call it midcardom now
Why do they call it world wrestling entertainment when there’s barely any wrestling and there’s no entertainment
Cute
>>19423937theres a unit called stars
>>19423937That's easy, it was started from scratch with a bunch of rookies, the idea being that they'd someday become stars. It was aspirational.Given that Stardom is the second most popular pro-wrestling company in Japan at the moment, it's doing okay for itself.
>>19423967Can you type this again without crying?
>>19423990That hurts Bombz, I thought we was bros.
>>19423996The real Trooth Bombz died from colon cancer. I stole his tripcode two years ago.
>>19424009Sad, man. I hope life treats you better than it treated him.
>>19423967The loremaster has logged on...
>>19424019Can't have "logged on" when I live here 24/7 ya silly
>>19423937>women wrestlers from japen>stars
>>19424023turn off your monitor
>>19424023dude you're like Neo or somethingjealous
they'll get Maki Itoh in a few weeks at the Sumo Hall show, so they'll have a star.
The promotion is called All Elite Wrestling, even though not all of its performers are at an elite level. Many of them are quite shit, even.
>>19424035kek>>19424039More like Lawnmower Man because I'm shoot retarded
>They call it Dream Star Fighting Marigold even though non of the girls have dreams which is why they resorted to joining.
>>19424055I think Lawnmower Man was Vince's original name for Super Crazy
>>19423967Please take a shower and trim your nails
>>19424064OP asked, don't hate the messenger man
>>19424061Kek
>>19424061Maybe they dreamed of hanging out with creepy old men and wrestling in empty buildings
>>19423937Hey if you think that's bizarre wait until you find out there's a company called Tokyo Girls Pro Wrestling and they run shows outside of Tokyo, including sometimes in Sendai where there is already a company called Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling Makes absolutely zero sense to me
>>19424054This was just OP’s but reworded in a very verbose boring way. I know you’re brown. A brown boring bitch.
>>19424472What's his license plate number?
>>19423937>>19424054she’s so pretty
>>19424061>they call is Dream Star Fighting MarigoldThat's a very dumb name for a wrestling promotion.
>>19423937>no starshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3ME2EHO0zcKitto IS the only star they have
>>19425319Not the only. Saya did a regular gig on a Japanese morning show earlier this year and is responsible for drawing a lot of the attention the company has been getting in Japan as of late.
>>19425341>draws the biggest gate in Wrestle Kingdom historyHow does she do it?
>>19424009Actually that's a pretty shitty move and I'd like you to die from worse you fucking faggot.
>>19423937Its called Star-dom not Star-lots
>>19423937>it hasn't got any starsThis fat nigger's telling lies like mock apple pies
>>19425341>>19425368Stop simping for these ugly bitches.
>funniest thing in decades!>it's just a woman pretending to be thick with people who are in on the jokeSacha Baron Cohen did it better
>>19423937Pump the jam
>>19425464>stating simple facts is simpinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saya_Kamitani#Television
>>19425519I found that her gimmick wore thin like two episodes into that series she did. It was okay though, worse things for people to laugh at.
