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Another jojo’s bizarre adventure quest stat’s, rule, etc.
Dice roll RULES

ROLLING: another JoJo’s Bizarre quest uses a d100 rolling. The default table for significant actions the tiers of success requiring a roll is as follows:

1 CRITICAL MISS,
2-10: Definite Miss
11-89: Various Degrees of Success
90-99: Definite Success
100: OVERPOSE!

1s and 100s cannot be overturned unless the other is rolled to cancel it out. Otherwise, the highest tier of success achieved goes.


WHAT DO STATS DO?: The stats do two things. First, they extend the “Definite Success” range of a Stand’s actions, as follows:

E: No change (90-99)
D: 80-99
C: 75-99
B: 70-99
A: 65-99
BATTLE SYSTEM: There is no flat health value, nor is there any flat way to determine damage sustained due to an attack. Powers can tend to inflict conditions that the enemy has to deal with, and you don’t necessarily have to KO an enemy to take him or her out of the fight. A given power may inflict a condition that the player will have to contend against in some manner, similar to a FATE aspect. For example, if a Stand has the power to throw around gravity wells, and the user catches an enemy in the range of one of his wells, the target would, reasonably, be “weighed down” by the enhanced gravity due to the gravity well; it would be harder to move around and avoid any further attacks unless the well can be dispelled somehow. Treat the effects of a power similar to how you would treat any trait, except it is (usually) temporary in nature. Conditions are ranked from 1 (minor) to 5 (strong). Conditions also tend to stack upon each other, so it is best to try to get rid of conditions before they cripple your character. Even though a character may be heavily crippled by conditions, it doesn’t necessarily mean they are always out of the fight. It will be significantly harder to perform actions you want, but depending on the nature of the condition, you might still have an out if you can figure a way out of the condition yourself or can get backup from someone else. Just because you’re down doesn’t always mean you’re out.

Wardrobe.

Specific sets of clothes can grant specific advantages in situations. For instanceover the top designs are jojo oriented one’s have the ability to pose. Posing can grant any stat and move it up a rank for a few turns (longer depending on how well you roll). Clothes like suits and ties (normal ones)will give you a bonus in charm and additional dialog options. Standard, normal clothes can help you hide among civilian's if being hunted.
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that being said, now we're off to the races.

Session start
Out of all the places you could have possibly moved to, why on earth did it have to be the most boring. Almost nothing happens here, hell, even the names of the streets sound dull, Merle Hay road. No matter you are josh Borkowsk, age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the brewing bar fight known as Europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies Iowa for the reasons previously mentioned.


Now is the time to strike! You charge the now trapped riot squad and begin. [Ride the Lightning] Appears right in front of you and proceeds to launch a barrage of blurry punches while shouting his infamous battle cry.

"OYRIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYA!!!"

Striking Hackie, Roberto and Barney, knocking them to hell and back. After five minutes the fish finally break off and the riot squad back's away however due to the damage Hackie, Roberto and Barney don't get up. You see the fish take them behind an ally way, the rest is left up to your imagination. You hear Alexander clapping.

"Good job dispatching my boy's. I thought they would have been able to handle you however it looks like you are stronger then I thought!"

He calls Zane and Brendon back to him. You wonder what he's doing when all of the sudden his stand manifests behind them and punches through both of their backs, leaving them a bloody mess on the street. He laughs

"They would have only gotten in my way or worse. Killed you instead of me and collect Oswald's bounty. But now they're out of the way..."

Alexander steps into the water. He gets attacked by three sharks however his stand is quicker and punches them out of the way. He walks over to you until he's only four feet away from you.

"Now the real fighters can duke it out, with out your friends or mine getting in the way! BRACE YOURSELF JOSH, FOR THIS IS NOT ONLY A FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE BUT FOR YOUR PATHETIC FRIENDS AS WELL. WINNER. TAKE. ALL!"

[Blue Moon] appears right in front of him and [Ride the Lightning] manifests right in front of you as a result. This would have been intense if he hadn't forgot one thing

"Eyyy guy, I know you may not count me as a threat since I am a lobster however I am still here..."

You think Alexander got to into the moment... He freezes in the moment but then know's the impact of what he's done

"Ohhhhhh shit, OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT. I FORGOT ABOUT THE LOBSTER."

What do in his moment of panic.

>Oryia oryia barrage him
>[Hit the lights]
>Other (write in)
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Forgot to mention but here are the links to the previous threads

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Yet+another+jojo%27s+bizarre+adventure+quest
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>>1670616
>Oryia oryia barrage him
[Hit the lights] doesnt have cooldown or something?
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>>1670669
Yes it has a five turn cool down and in the last thread you passed it
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>>1670669
1d100's my good man
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>1670700
Ayy, I made it this time
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>1670700
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>1670700
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>>1670709
Noice

Writing
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>>1670616

Eat shit guy, we've got Poseidon's boss on our side
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>>1670744
Guys a moron, thinks he can take a Zeus, Poseidon wombo combo
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>>1670616
In his panic you clearly see an opening to take him out. You instantly seize it with [Ride the Lightning] not wasting a single second waiting.

"OYRIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA!!!"

A flurry of punches is suddenly thrown at Alexander catching him even further off guard with [Blue Moon] taking the brunt of the assault. He tries to get his own punches and kicks in however [Ride the Lightning] is simply to fast for him to keep up with. Much to the amusement of Dr claw

"YEAH! get em josh! Knock his buttery ass into next week!"

As much as you like the encouragement it would be nice if he actually helped!

"How about instead of cheering! YOU FUCKING HELP ME YOU BEFORE I BOIL YOU!"

He laughs

"Like what Alexander said, this is a match of equals. Two worriers duking it out in a fight to the finish. I refuse to stop nature from taking its course."

"THIS ISN'T A BATTLE OF WORRIERS. THIS IS A BATTLE BETWEEN A 16 YEAR OLD KID AND A GIANT OF A MAN WHO SMELLS LIKE SHRIMP GUMBO!"

He laughs even harder

"Then it just means you are the chosen one clearly."

God damnit how can an animal be so lazy? However Andrew manages to slip out of your barrage and grabs a light post. Literally ripping it out of the ground at throws it at you...


What do?

>Dodge it, like hell you can throw an entire light post
>Try and magnetize it back to Alexander
>Other (Write in)
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>>1670774
Guy's*
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>>1670780
>>Try and magnetize it back to Alexander
Ride the Lightning, more than electricity?
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>>1670780
>Try and magnetize it back to Alexander
May get us severely damaged if we mess up, but anything for cool new attacks
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>>1670792
Just electricity however car's back then were made of metal so enough electricity can make it become a giant electrical magnet
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>>1670780

>Try and magnetize it back to Alexander

What goes around comes around
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>>1670780
>Try and magnetize it back to Alexander
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>1670792
>>1670798
>>1670816
>>1670817
Rolling rolling rolling my guys, you need to start rolling.

Also rolling to see if Claw actually gets off of his ass and does something
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>1670827
Overpose and new move when?
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>1670827
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>1670827
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>>1670834
Nice
Writing
>Over pose and new move when
When you actually get a 100 and NoW
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>>1670780
Shit, you don't think you can actually throw the light post back at him however... You did go to school in poland and remember a few basics about Magnets and electricity and since this is made of metal an idea strikes you. You order [Ride the Lightning] to shock the lamp post with all of his might with both positive and negative electric charges both hitting each end of the lamp post. You thought it didn't work when suddenly the light post end closest to Alexander then points directly at him and goes sky rocketing into his gut. It takes him through several buildings until it finds a metal water tower and smashes it and Alexander into it. Causing water and bits of metal flying everywhere. You only have a small clue on where it went however he might be knocked out from such a blow.

What do?

>Check on your friends to make sure they are ok and heal the most injured
>Finish Alexander off
>Other (Write in)
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>>1670872
Holy shit he got fuckin Kakyoin'd
>Finish Alexander off
If we go there and see he's dead, then
>Check on your friends to make sure they are ok and heal the most injured
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>>1670872
>Check on your friends to make sure they are ok and heal the most injured
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>>1670872
>Check on your friends to make sure they are ok and heal the most injured
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>>1670884
Going to take a while for him to retaliate regardless of if we beat him unconscious or not, we should make sure no one dies on us first
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>>1670883
Magnets are a hell of a drug
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>>1670883
This
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>>1670872

Goddamn man

>Check on your friends to make sure they are ok and heal the most injured

We can kill him later
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>>1670884
>>1670885
>>1670911
>>1670883
Check on friends win's.
Writing
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>>1670872
Though you want to finish him off and end him once and for all. You need to check on your friends first and the lamp post will keep Alexander more than busy. You rush over to the wreckage of the car, its front bumper taken off and the hood nearly taken off its hinges. You see all of your friends and decide to heal...

>Andrew
>Lisa
>rebecca
>Cesar
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>>1670946
>>Lisa
She's a master of Hamon, and not a dick like Cesar is. Best choice.
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>>1670946

>rebecca

She can heal more
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>>1670959
This, let her heal everyone and go check on the asshole at hand
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>>1670958
>>1670959
Roll to see how well you heal
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>1670985
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>1670985

Roll dice roll
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>1670985
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Giving a heads up. Taking a quick break since a friend came over. Will be back in a hour.
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>>1670872
You need to heal Rebecca, the more healers the better, you managed to drag her out of the car and ready your Hamon.

"Reiki Chiyu OVERDRIVE"

You start whaler on her, this still feels wrong on every level however as your fists connect you can see her broken bones and bloodied face start to be repaired. In no time she manages to stand back on her own feet with a little help from you. As her eyes open up more she surveys the now wrecked street. Once she remembers what happened before she was knocked out her voice and eyes become frantic

"Josh! are you ok! Where's everyone else! are they ok! The hell happened in here!"

"calm down Rebecca, everything's fine, nobody has been killed and everybody is still in the car. But I need your help"

She manages to compose herself

"Yes?"

"I need you to heal.."

>Andrew
>Lisa Lisa
>cesar
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>>1671391
>>Andrew
Ranged support incoming to match the field control, healer, and melee roles we already filled
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>>1671391
>Lisa Lisa
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>>1671391
>Lisa Lisa
then
>Cesar

We should heal Andrew, and if the guy comes back before we can, then Lisa Lisa or Rebecca can.
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>>1671409
>>1671419
So lisa lisa it is then.

Writing
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>>1671435

Very bueno
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"I need you to heal Lisa Lisa"

"On it!"

She dives right back into the car in an attempt to pull Lisa Lisa out of the wreckage to heal her. However Alexander is now running... Walking... Never mind he's limping towards you in an attempt to stop you. Guess the light post did not stop him just yet. He starts screaming as blood trails his wounded leg in the street lit up buy neon lights.

"I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET BOY!"

he's limping at a very moderate speed, he might get to Rebecca in an hour at this rate. What do?

>Finish him off with an oryia oryia oryia barrage
>[Hit the Lights] and end this once and for all with Alexander
>Other (Write in)

Alexander's conditions

>Broken ribs (Threat level 5)
>Broken leg (Threat level 4)
>Fractured skull (Threat level 3)
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>>1671480
>>Finish him off with an oryia oryia oryia barrage
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>>1671480

>>Other (Write in)

Have [Ride the Lightning] jam his fingers into this Alexander asshole's eyes. And then give them the Tesla Treatment, Hamon edition
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>>1671480
>"But I am done with you"
>>[Hit the Lights] and end this once and for all with Alexander
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>>1671497
>>1671500
>>1671507
looks like we have a three way tie and in need of a breaker
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>>1671480
>>1671531
>>>Other (Write in)
>Have [Ride the Lightning] jam his fingers into this Alexander asshole's eyes. And then give them the Tesla Treatment, Hamon edition
This is fucking sick. All in favor? Motion carried.
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>>1671555
Roll 1d100's my friendo due to how cool it could possibly be
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>1671622
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>1671622
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>1671622

GONNA ROCK DOWN TO, ELECTRIC AVENUE! WE GONNA ROCK IT HIGHER!
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>>1671656
Very Naisu Chaos-chan
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>>1671656
Rock on my dude


Writing
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>>1671656
First you support the Polearm Initiative, and then you carry?
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>>1671679
>>1671664

I am a messiah blessed by the Chaos Gods
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>>1671480
This fucking shit. Has the god damn nerve to still persist after you threw him through a god damn water tower! NO! It's time to end this. You slowly walk up to his injured body

"Hey Alexander? Have you ever been to Alcatraz?"

"NO AND THAT DOESN"T MATTER ONCE I KI-"

Ride the lightning grabs his throat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT516h7QwA4

"I will take that as a no however a cousin of mine has for participating in gang activity in New York, he's seen some shit in there but for the more dangerous criminals in Alcatraz they only keep them for a short while in there."

Alexander's voice starts to falter

"SO? why does this matter."

"Because for that short while they wait on death row. The way they get put to death though is kind of interesting and ironic in this situation."

His feat starts to show

"H-how do they die"

"Death by electric chair!"

[Ride the LIghtning] quickly jams his finger directly into Alexander's eye and starts shocking him with his electricity and your Hamon. He starts twitching and convulsing out and then starts to turn into ash. Soon, in a matter of minutes he's nothing but ash. Once you're done you turn to look at an astonished Andrew, beat up Cesar, healed Rebecca and Lisa both looking at you wide eyed. Cesar is the first to speak up.

"Mind explaining the hell was that!"
Well?

>Write in
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>>1671778

>"I just left him a little [Thunderstruck] is all."
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>>1671778
"That is the way we do it in Poland"
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>>1671778
>>"I just left him a little [Thunderstruck] is all."
"But seriously, it turns out that my Stand can use Hamon. Besides, he threatened my parents. No one does that and lives."
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>>1671794
>>1671832
Finishing it off with a one liner. Nice

Writing
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>>1671778
"I just left him a little [Thunderstruck] That's all"

Andrew starts to talk as well

"But did you really need to go full on Z E U S on him? When we still needed information..."

Oh shit.

"What information did we really need outside of the occasional stand user and vampire?"

"Like where is Oswald's location..."

You point towards the sky.

"I dunno, maybe the GIANT GLOWING PURPLE POLICE STATION A FEW MILES AHEAD!"

Everyone turns to see it as well with Andrew adding a comment

"Ok so maybe you didn't need the information..."

Though you had to only walk on foot you walk down E 1st ST, until finally you reach it. The police station of Oswald... Lisa speaks up.

"Now that we are here, how are we going to get in there?"

>Stealth, we don't know how many vampires are in there
>Frontal assault
>Other (Write in)
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>>1671949
>Stealth, we don't know how many vampires are in there
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>>1671949

>Stealth, we don't know how many vampires are in there

Sneeki breeki
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>>1671974
>>1671985
writing
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>>1671949
"Let's try and sneak in through the back"

Everyone then starts carefully making their way through the back. Good lord this police station is giant as shit, it has to at least be 4,000 square feet at the very least. No matter, you managed to sneak into the back and find a door. You are about to ask if anyone could pick it but Cesar simply rubs Hamon and whispers.

"metal silver overdrive."

The lock then starts to melt and before you know it. Falls down to the ground useless. After which you open the door and slowly make your way into the center of the police station in an attempt to find Oswald when suddenly torches begin to be lit. You look around only to see ton's upon ton's of vampires, both armed and unarmed, and you see that smug bastard known as Oswald sitting on an office chair. He opens his mouth to speak.

"Did you really think you could sneak your way in here when my stand can see 20 minutes into the future? really?"

You stand up to speak as well

"OSWALD YOU YOU SNEAK WHERE ARE MY PARENTS!"

He looks on with his grin becoming wider.

"You mean those old polish people?"

"YES!!!"

"You mean that couple that I had my henchmen lead into a patrol car?"

"OSWALD STOP PLAYING GAMES!"

"You mean that couple that came here?"

"OSWALD!!!!!"

"You mean..."

No, no no no no no no no. He didn't this cold bastard didn't... You refuse he got them involved or...

"You mean the couple that my men and myself finally got to satisfy their hunger for human blood and flesh?"

...

Everything just went numb, your stomach begins to churn, your body goes cold and you...

"Want to see?"

Another torch is lit on the far end of the police station to the right side. Two corpses that you can barely recognize as your own mother and father. Your father's face is half removed, like its been ripped to pieces with ear's, eyes, jaw and bits of teeth missing. His chest and gut has been ripped wide open with half eaten organs spilling out to the floor below. His feet and half of his legs are completely missing as is a part of his hip. Your mother... oh god. every facial feature form her has been completely removed just like your father's her chest has been ripped open and her.. her pants are down...

"w-why is my mother's pants down"

Oswald's smile reveals his sharp teeth

"Oh calm down, we just had a but of "extra fun" then just chowing down"

Andrew grabs your shoulder but then gets instantly shocked and forces him to jerk his hand away. You see [Ride the Lightning] manifests right beside you as well and puts a hand on your shoulder however its not either out of sadness or pity. But out of anger, sheer raw anger. You look to him to see his face match his grip, his dreads are lighting up in electricity more than usual. His holes on his arm's are acting ass conductors for it as they spit out small neon sparks. His bull like horns are only connected by a bolt of lightning, this is a face not ready for war, but for the end of the world itself.

CONT
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"O-OSWALD! GET YOUR FUCKING CORPSE DOWN HERE... NOW!!!!!!!!"

He smirks

"I may be a vampire but I am not a dead body that breaths."

"YOU WILL BE A CORPSE WHEN I PUT YOU DOWN LIKE THE DOG YOU ARE!!!"

He sits up however he and calmly walks down the stairs and down to the center of the police station, with his henchmen cheering for him. Once only ten feet away from you, he asks.

"What are you going to do? Attack me?"

Well what are you going to do?

>Lightning oryia oryia oryia him
>Blast him with a small bolt of electricity
>Other (Write in)
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>>1672220
>Other (Write in)
Cold_Fury_Protocol.exe is a go. Consume all the electricity in the building, then blast it throughout the building with Hamon. Make a goddamn second sun out of them.
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>>1672183
>>1672220

Oswald has checked off three criteria of niggers

A stupid nigger
An arrogant nigger
A dead nigger

>Blast him with a small bolt of electricity
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>>1672248

Seconding this actually. We'll take a note from Aerys II Targeryan:

And BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL!
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>>1672248
>>1672262
Lead the way guys.
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>>1672248
>>1672262
>>1672269
roll
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>1672292
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>1672292
OSWALD YOU FUCKED UP!
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>1672292
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>>1672301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OatAcPIyPyg
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>>1672301
writing
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>>1672327

>"Oswald, you and your pack of shitstains have decided to do something that is simultaneously mind-blowingly retarded. And utterly despicable, I don't need to know the future to know what'll happen to you. You're going to Hell: there you'll be skinned alive and having salt poured on your wounds, maggots writhing in your gut, and your eyes ripped out and made to watch as you're fucked over and over by the Devil and his friends who'll fuck every hole you have and cut out new ones to stuff. And I'm going to enjoy killing you, because you're the most disgusting piece of shit I've ever met in my life, and when you get to Hell tell Satan that I'm the one that sent you and your boys there. YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF FUCKING WORMS!"

Call it edgy if you want anons, I'm just VERY pissed at Oswald
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>>1672220
You cannot even control yourself anymore, everything you see is in a red tiny with small pits of blackness scattered through out your vision. You start to gather up all of the energy not only in your general area but through out the entire building as well in your right palm. You start to infuse it with Hamon as well to put an end to Oswald's rage. He laughs some more.

"Josh don't tell me you plan on being this easy to read? Oh wait I can see the future, of course you are."

You let lose a giant bolt of Hamon filled electricity that Oswald narrowly dodges, cutting a small part of his barrette off. It slam's into the front of the concrete building and vaporizing thirteen vampires in the process. It breaks through the walls and out into the starry night.

"Did you really think that party trick would work on me or [Hearts of Iron]?"

His stand finally appears right next to him. A being cloaked in a giant checkered black and white suit with a black and white hat who's colors split down the middle. His pants are much of the same as the suit but his shoes are combat boots, one black and one white. If there ever was an inspiration for frankenstein it would be this stand. Its eyes were an olive green but somehow it looked empty as if you were looking into a swamp pool. You see [Ride the Lightning] walk up only inches to hi as both beings stair into the other's eyes, as if they know what is about to happen next. You turn to see Oswald chuckling.

"I've never seen him this unsure in all twenty years i've been with him. I think you genuinely scare him but no matter. It won't matter when I kill and eat you just like your parents!"

[Hearts of Iron] raises his fist to strike as well as [Ride the Lightning] does as you then see your friends start to move in on Oswald. No matter if you live or die here. Oswald. Must. Not. Leave this place. ALIVE!

That is all for today however tune in tomorrow to see what becomes of Oswald and Josh's fate.

Will post relationship statuses and Oswald's stand stats
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Stand User [Oswald Gallantry]

Stand Name [Hearts of Iron]

>Power A
>Speed C
>Endurance B
>Precision A
>Developmental Potential A
>Range E

>Ability is to see into a day or lower into the past and to see 30 minutes into the future however if the user is clowded by either bias or emotionally unstable it will only show the results he want's to see
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Josh's Relation ship statuses with other side characters

Andrew Friend/Heavily concerned

"Jesus... The kid doesn't deserve to go through that, nobody does..."

Rebecca: Friend/Heavily Concerned

"Poor josh, I don't even know how to comfort him."

Lisa Lisa: Warming up/Heavily Concerned

"This is why I fight vampires and monster with Hamon. To stop, avoid and end such disasters such as these."

Cesar: Respect/Concern

"God damnit, this wasn't supposed to happen... Though I wouldn't call josh a friend just yet however I now see what Lisa saw in him day's ago."

Oswald: Smug/content

"I already broke his spirit and will. All I need to do now is break his body."

That's all for today gentlemen, next session will be held at 4:00pm tomorrow. Be there and be strong... for mother
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>>1672471
Ha, he thinks he broke us. All he did was make us stop caring about holding back.
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>>1672471

>"I already broke his spirit and will. All I need to do now is break his body."

Oh sweet summer child, you'll need to make a thousand new words for the types of pain we'll have you go through

>>1672497

Toruc, let's be sure this cunt doesn't become our DIO. He's not good enough, we turn him into nothing but a pile of ashes
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Well it's that time, unfortunately I gotta go out and buy some shit. You all better make sure Oswald gets fuckstomped into oblivion
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Session start

Here are the dice rules ant battle system >>1670606

hat being said, now we're off to the races.

Out of all the places you could have possibly moved to, why on earth did it have to be the most boring. Almost nothing happens here, hell, even the names of the streets sound dull, Merle Hay road. No matter you are josh Borkowsk, age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the brewing bar fight known as Europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies Iowa for the reasons previously mentioned


You cannot even control yourself anymore, everything you see is in a red tiny with small pits of blackness scattered through out your vision. You start to gather up all of the energy not only in your general area but through out the entire building as well in your right palm. You start to infuse it with Hamon as well to put an end to Oswald's rage. He laughs some more.

"Josh don't tell me you plan on being this easy to read? Oh wait I can see the future, of course you are."

You let lose a giant bolt of Hamon filled electricity that Oswald narrowly dodges, cutting a small part of his barrette off. It slam's into the front of the concrete building and vaporizing thirteen vampires in the process. It breaks through the walls and out into the starry night.

"Did you really think that party trick would work on me or [Hearts of Iron]?"

His stand finally appears right next to him. A being cloaked in a giant checkered black and white suit with a black and white hat who's colors split down the middle. His pants are much of the same as the suit but his shoes are combat boots, one black and one white. If there ever was an inspiration for frankenstein it would be this stand. Its eyes were an olive green but somehow it looked empty as if you were looking into a swamp pool. You see [Ride the Lightning] walk up only inches to hi as both beings stair into the other's eyes, as if they know what is about to happen next. You turn to see Oswald chuckling.

"I've never seen him this unsure in all twenty years i've been with him. I think you genuinely scare him but no matter. It won't matter when I kill and eat you just like your parents!"

[Hearts of Iron] raises his fist to strike as well as [Ride the Lightning] does as you then see your friends start to move in on Oswald. No matter if you live or die here. Oswald. Must. Not. Leave this place. ALIVE! Both stand's are seconds away from clashing. What do?

>Lightning oryia oryia oryia
>Lightning Cyan Overdrive
>Sunset overdrive barrage while your stand lightning oryia's [Hearts of Iron] in an attempt to overwhelm him
>Other (Write in)
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>>1674258
>Sunset overdrive barrage while your stand lightning oryia's [Hearts of Iron] in an attempt to overwhelm him
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>>1674258

>Sunset overdrive barrage while your stand lightning oryia's [Hearts of Iron] in an attempt to overwhelm him

WE ARE WRATH. WE ARE RAGE. WE ARE RIGHTEOUS VENGANCE!
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Rolled 12, 53, 21, 94 = 180 (4d100)

>>1674267
>>1674273
2d100's please and rolling for Cesar, Andrew, Lisa and Rebecca
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>1674309

In the words of /bant/:

Blow it out your ass, Oswald
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Rolled 92, 48 = 140 (2d100)

>>1674309
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>>1674320

Well then...we take the first one right?
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Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d100)

>>1674309
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>>1674322
you were supposed to roll 2d100's my dude not just one
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Rolled 94, 60 = 154 (2d100)

>>1674333

Whoops
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>>1674339
though you were able to do just fine however [Ride the Lightning] is just one beat off
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How does King Crimson work?
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>>1674350

It just does

And anons, I have an idea when this is all over. Let's invest into McDonalds, electricity, and electronics
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Anyways, gonna be gone. But I'll be back in oh about hour and a half, two hours, not sure.

Make sure these cunts suffer for me
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>>1674258
[Ride the Lightning] and [Hearts of Iron] clash with both fists slamming into each other so hard your fists starts to sting as well. Both stands starts to rapidly barrage each other and you can clearly see [Hearts of Iron] is the stronger stand but [Ride the Lightning] is much faster however he's starting to loose due to [Hearts of Iron]s raw strength. You jump into the mix as well with your Hamon.

"SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE!!!"

Your fists light up with Hamon and you start to support [Ride the Lightning]. You start to over run [Hearts of Iron] since he cannot keep up with either you or your stand at the same time. You might be doing well however the rest of your friends are not sadly. The vampires in the police station have numbers on their side and start to divide and conquer. With Cesar and Lisa taking the brunt of their offensive just barely dodging attacks. Andrew is fairing mildly well but not by much with his golf balls almost striking a few vampires but they dodge last minute. Rebecca on the other hand is doing extremely well even if she's out numbered 11 to one, the vampires cannot even hope to touch her at this rate. she even managed to kill 3 of them. While you were barraging Oswald's stand you suddenly see Oswald about to shoot you with his revolver. What do?

>Break off of your attack on [Hearts of Iron] and attack Oswald
>Shoot a bolt of lightning in an attempt to disarm him
>Other (Write in)
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>>1674414
>Shoot a bolt of lightning in an attempt to disarm him
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>>1674414
>>Shoot a bolt of lightning in an attempt to disarm him
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>>1674427
>>1674441
1d100 my dude
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>1674464
I have a bad feeling about this...
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>1674464
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>1674464
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Rolled 13, 2, 43, 65 = 123 (4d100)

Almost forgot to roll for the rest of your friends
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>>1674471
Looks like Oswald's shot landed. Writing
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>>1674414
You try to muster up electricity to shoot Oswald's revolver out of his hand however he was quicker on the draw and open fires. Instead of feeling a sharp pain you instead feel your right leg goes numb, you look down to see the bullet lodged in your leg causing the wound to bleed out. In that moment [Hearts of Iron] hits you hard and sends you flying into the wall, causing it to crack. Oswald's stand is about to follow it up with a barrage. Cesar and Lisa Lisa are now doing even worse against the vampires with them taking a few extra hits, you can clearly see them tiring from the fight. Andrew is not fairing well either with him now being backed into a corner. Rebecca is still doing well with her killing another vampire however her speed is starting to tank as well.

What do?

>Manifest [Ride the Lightning] and oryia oryia barrage him
>grab [Hearts of Iron] and shock him to get him off you
>Other (Write in)
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Forgot to add conditions

Josh's conditions

>Bullet wound in the leg (Threat level 3)
>Broken arm due to [Hearts of Iron] strikes (threat level 2)
>Strained back (Threat level 4)

Lisa Lisa's, Cesar and Andrew's conditions

>bruising (Threat level 4)
>cuts and stabs (threat level 4)
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>>1674565
>Manifest [Ride the Lightning] and oryia oryia barrage him
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>>1674565
>>grab [Hearts of Iron] and shock him to get him off you
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>>1674586
>>1674589
looks like we have a tie and need a breaker for it. Also taking a quick hour break t
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>>1674565
>Manifest [Ride the Lightning] and oryia oryia barrage him
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>>1674586
>>1674647
1d100's my dudes
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>1674842
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>1674842
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>1674842
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>>1674856
>>1674861
>>1674872
Rip GG goodbye everyone it was fun while it lasted.
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Rolled 46, 91, 11, 49 = 197 (4d100)

>>1674872
well, you are falling on hard times but maybe the rest of your team is doing better

Writing
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You manifest [Ride the Lightning] however [Hearts of Iron] is already barraging you while having his own battle cry.

"SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA!"

You can feel every punch lay into you, breaking a bone here and there, you're entire body is now going numb with your hearing reduced to a light ringing as Oswald's stand lays into you. Looking around you see Andrew finally getting the upper hand and shooting off 3 golf balls that all hit their marks. Killing ten vampires and causing the rest to flee however Andrew, Lisa, Cesar and Rebecca are in no condition to fight as those vampires also give them their best shots as well. You see [Hearts of Iron] going for a quick uppercut but leaving his side exposed, what do?

>Hit him in the stand's side
>electrocute his side
>Other (Write in)
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>>1674908
>>electrocute his side
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>>1674908
>electrocute his side
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>>1674908
>electrocute his side
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>>1674912
>>1674917
>>1674942
1d100's my guys
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>1674950
Come on,we can win!
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>1674950
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>>1674953
>>1674956
one more roll my guys and hope its high because if not Oswald's gonna push your shit in
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>1674990
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Rolled 95, 19, 78, 1 = 193 (4d100)

>>1675007
sorry, no same fagging however if someone does not show up within five minutes I will roll as well.


Also rolling for your teammates
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>>1675013
someone is dead...
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>>1675013
REBECCA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>1674908
Well since nobody has come to roll that isn't a same anon I will roll

Poor rebecca though

Writing
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>>1674908
You are so numb, you can't even feel your arms anymore, you try to raise them up but it just wouldn't move. Oswald's stand then uppercuts you through the concrete wall and out into the streets of des monies. Your vision for a moment goes blurry and you can barely see Oswald but you can still hear him.

"What's the matter josh? I thought you were tougher than that, I thought killing your parents and raping your mother would have at least given you much more adrenalin."

You see Rebecca sneaking up on Oswald but he was more than prepared .

"Excuse me but the adult and sixteen year old child are talking!"

[Hearts of Iron] appears right in front of her and starts another barrage of fists

"SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA SHILKA! SHILLLLLLKA!"

He then throw's her into a near by car, crushing the passenger doors and nearly tipping it over. You look over in horror as she starts bleeding from the mouth and her eye's seem lifeless. You try and call the rest of the team over however they are still dealing with an entire den of Vampires, killing them off one by one. Oswald then starts to walk over to your body on the ground, while taunting.

"Come on josh... You read me like a book at the golf course! Why aren't you as confident as you were then!"

Oswald's stand appears right over you.

"I can tell you why, because people like you are inferior! Alway's getting in the way of someone much more skilled and powerful. You could have avoided this very moment if you didn't piss me off. Now the end has come for you. JOSH BORKOWSK!!!"

Oswald's stand is about to finish the job. What do?

>Other (Write in)
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>>1675075
Literally turn into electricity.
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>>1675075
[Ride the lightning] does the Full Nelson on [Hearts of Iron] and turns into a lightning rod
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>>1675084
this
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almost forgot, rolling for your mystery counterpart
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>1675084
>>1675102
>Typed it in wrong
God damnit! also roll as if your lives depend on it... oh wait
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>1675115
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>1675115

Don't let it end here dice gods!
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Rolled 52, 72, 78 = 202 (3d100)

>>1675115
Jesus this is becoming a humble quest. Also rolling for your teammates
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five more minutes for another anon to roll and if he doesn't then I will roll myself in the place of another
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

hopefully the suffering won't last

Writing
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

IM HERE
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>>1675188
Well since I don't really count my rolls as apart of the quest since I am the QM and you were really close, I will allow this. Only once
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>>1675075
NO. You have to muster up every once of strength you have. This monster must not walk the earth for more than a single second! You already lost your parents and possibly a friend, you refuse to let this vampire kill another innocent person! The only thing you can think of is electricity, just something, ANYTHING! You roll over to see Oswald's stand about to crush you with his foot but then your body lights up. A lightning bolt strikes [Hearts of Iron] right in the face and sends him staggering. You see Lisa Lisa, Cesar and Andrew come out of the police station with Andrew firing off a golf ball that hits Oswald directly in the face as he turned around, much to his annoyance.

"Oh so you've come here to save your pathetic excuse for a stand user I see?"

He's distracted, what do?

>Use your now electrified body to oryia oryia barrage him
>Try and use Cyan Lightning overdrive to attack Oswald
>Other (Write in)
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>>1675210
>>Use your now electrified body to oryia oryia barrage him
>>Try and use Cyan Lightning overdrive to attack Oswald
por que no los dos
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>>1675226

This and combine it with

>Other (Write in)

>"I'm a pathetic Stand user? Oh please, says the fucker who kills the defenseless like a coward and shit his pants getting found out. And deciding to become a vampire? God you're a walking cliche."
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>>1675210
>>Use your now electrified body to oryia oryia barrage him
Can we even use hamon being all fucked up?
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>>1675243
you can certainly try however remember that Jonathan could still use Hamon even though he was almost dead
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Rolled 37, 9, 85, 100 = 231 (4d100)

>>1675226
>>1675239
>>1675243
roll my guy's. Also rolling for your teammates
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>1675267
YES,GO REBECCA!
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>1675267
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>1675267

TIME TO WAIFU REBECCA
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>>1675276
Who said that was Rebecca, she's knocked and nearly dead however you did forget about one teammate...
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>>1675276
noice


Writing
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>>1675284

Oh wait, Claw
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>>1675284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4QSYx4wVQg
Here comes the lord of the seas!
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>>1675210
As Oswald manifests his stand right beside him ready for more fighting, suddenly the ground starts to shake. The hell is going on, it starts to shake more and more violently and strangely enough smells like sea water. Suddenly you hear a familiar voice through the shaking and yelling.

"YOU GOD DAMN ASSHOLE!!!"

Suddenly every man cover's lid gets blown upwards to the sky and water starts to flood the street as it starts to coralize. As well as water, fish start to also start to fill the streets as well, some the size of great white sharks. You see a familiar crustacean riding on the biggest one, shouting.

"REMEMBER HOW YOU DRAGGED MY ASS FROM THE FUCKING SEA, REMEMBER HOW YOU PUT ME IN A GOD DAMN FISH TANK! REMEMBER HOW I ALMOST GOT EATEN BY GOD DAMN HUMANS!"

Oswald's eyes nearly bug out of his head.

"WAIT WHA-"

Suddenly a shark bites down on his leg, causing him to bleed out in the water. Oswald is now starting to look nervous as more sharks proceed to gather around, biting his arm's, chest and hands. Now is your moment. You managed to get up while he's distracted and walk up behind and have [Ride the Lightning] Hit him as hard as he can in the back of his head. He turns around only to get barraged by you stand.

"ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA"

He tries to manifest [Hearts of Iron] however you were to quick for him and your barrage continues as you talk.

"I am the pathetic stand user!?! You are the one using yours to torture and kill innocent people with yours! You are the coward who sent in almost all of his cronies to deal with me instead of fighting me yourself! YOU ARE THE COWARD WHO BECAME A VAMPIRE OUT OF FEAR AFTER I FOUND YOU OUT!!! AND NOW YOUR END HAS COME!"

Dr claw sits on a pillar of water that sprouts up right next to you.

"Oswald you just pissed off the descendants of zeus and Poseidon themselves. Not a good idea."

He turns to you and ask's

"How do you want to go about this?"

Well?

>Tell him to send his sharks to attack while your stand oryia oryia's him
>Tell him you will handle it form here and deal with Oswald yourself
>Other (Write in)
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>>1675343
>>Tell him to send his sharks to attack while your stand oryia oryia's him
WHAT WORKS TEAM WORKS
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>>1675343
>>Tell him to send his sharks to attack while your stand oryia oryia's him
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>>1675343
>>Tell him to send his sharks to attack while your stand oryia oryia's him
TEAM WORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK
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>>1675343

>Tell him to send his sharks to attack while your stand oryia oryia's him

BROTHERHOOD
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1675356
>>1675363
>>1675371
>>1675382

Roll 1d100's and rolling for rock lobster
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>1675389
YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING DOC
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>1675389
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>1675389
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>1675389

OH JESUS GOD NO
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>1675389
>>1675398
Jesus these rolls are on a roller coaster

Writing and rolling to see if Andrew is better since he to is a stand user
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>>1675405
Maybe roll for Oswald?
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>>1675389
>>1675392
>>1675393
>>1675398
>>1675405
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
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>>1675343
"Let's finish this you and me claw!"

"Gotcha!"

He send's his fish to attack and you send out [Ride the Lightning] however Oswald was more than ready. He send's out his stand to intercept the fish without a single problem. Knocking all five of them out of the water and then hitting Dr claw directly which forces him into a building, causing it to collapse. [Hearts of Iron] then attack's [Ride the Lightning] which catches him off guard and he kicks him out of the way which causes you to suffer a broken rib. He taunt's some more

"Did you really think it would be that easy! I maybe bleeding but I am certainly not dead yet!"

You see Andrew fire off a golf ball however Oswald was more than prepared for it and [Hearts of Iron] kicks it out of the air, causing it to shatter. He then has [Hearts of Iron] Pick up a near by car to throw it at Andrew.

What do?

>Magnets mother fucker
>Tell everyone to get out of the water and hold Oswald down and electrocute him
>Other (Write in)
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>>1675434
>>Magnets mother fucker
So many magnets.
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>>1675434
>>Magnets mother fucker
how do they work
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>>1675434
>Magnets mother fucker
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>>1675434
>Magnets mother fucker
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>>1675439
>>1675445
>>1675451
>>1675458
1d100's please rolling for Claw and Andrew
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>>1675434

>>Magnets mother fucker

GO TO THE POLES NIGGER
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>1675462
typed it wrong
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>1675462
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

only typed in the one for claw. here's the one for Andrew
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>1675462

WITNESS ME!
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>>1675472
noice

Writing
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>>1675472
Gureito daze!
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1675462
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>>1675481
Ha,lucky us French is already writing
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>>1675434
Shit if you let Oswald throw that car it's going to hit. You fire off both positive and negative charges on either ends of the car causing it to crush Oswald almost instantly. He tries to summon [Hearts of iron however Dr claw send's out his fish to pin down [Hearts of Iron] with Andrew knocking it into the water. He struggles against the now magnetized car stuck to ground itself. Oswald is now pissed.

"GET THIS CAR OFF ME YOU POLISH BRAT!!!!"

time to end this, once and for all!

What fucking do?

>Hit the car with an oryia oryia oryia barrage on top of it, causing it to crush Oswald
>Use [Hit the Lights] on the car to blow it up
>Other (Write in)
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>>1675503
>Hit the car with an oryia oryia oryia barrage on top of it, causing it to crush Oswald
>Use [Hit the Lights] on the car to blow it up
>Other (Write in)
have the lobster join us
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>>1675503
>Hit the car with an oryia oryia oryia barrage on top of it, causing it to crush Oswald
DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?!
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
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>>1675509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It0VlM3AfiI
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>>1675503

>Hit the car with an oryia oryia oryia barrage on top of it, causing it to crush Oswald
>Use [Hit the Lights] on the car to blow it up
>Other (Write in)

Make him suffer as much as possible. Nothing but pain
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>>1675505
>>1675509
>>1675539
rollda dicea da!!!
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>1675543
WRYYYYYYYYYY!
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>1675543
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>1675543
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>>1675563
Dio brando pls.


Writing
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>>1675563

WOAH MAI GAHD!!
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>>1675503
TIME TO END THIS EVIL BASTARD'S LIFE ONCE AND FOR ALL! You managed to get back up, fueled by pure anger and adrenalin you limp all the way to the car now crushing Oswald. After jumping on the hood of it, the beginning of the end has arrived for him. Manifesting [Ride the Lightning] right in front of you, he starts smiling as if he know's what's about to happen next. You summon all the remaining Hamon to your hands to preform a sunlight yellow over drive. [Ride the Lightning]s fist light up with electricity as well, you address Oswald for the last time.

"OSWALD, YOU ARE NOT TAKING A RIDE TO HELL ON A DEMON'S BACK! YOU'RE TAKING THE CAR TO IT!"

Both you and your stand then start hitting the magnetized car into the ground to crush Oswald. However he starts to summon his stand as well.

"WELL TO BAD JOSH! I AM NOT GOING TO HELL!"

[Hearts of Iron] then starts to hit the car in retaliation however the car is still crushing them both slowly. He starts to hit the car more and more frantically however the might of you and [Ride the Lightning] is simply to strong and is slowly overwhelming him. His words now have a tinge of fear into them.

"H-HOW CAN I LOOSE TO A STUPID POLISH BRAT LIKE YOU! [Hearts of Iron]s STRENGTH IS UNMATCHED BY ANYONE!!!"

The car is about to crush him

What do you say?

>Write in
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>>1675660
UNMATCHED BECAUSE ITS WEAK
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>>1675660
'You made one brutal mistake, Oswald! You underestimated the hard work, and pure determination of an American! You underestimated the American dream, and took it for granted because your stand made you weak!
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>>1675660
Sing
"A LA VOLONTE DU PEUPLE
ET A LA SANTE PROGRES
REMPLIS TON COEUR D'UN VIN REBELLE"
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>>1675660
"Unmatched doesn't mean undefeatable."

Blood is red.
The sky is is blue.
Omae wa
mou shindeiru.
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>>1675660

Time to copy from yesterday


>"Oswald, you and your pack of shitstains have decided to do something that is simultaneously mind-blowingly retarded. And utterly despicable, I don't need to know the future to know what'll happen to you. You're going to Hell: there you'll be skinned alive and having salt poured on your wounds, maggots writhing in your gut, and your eyes ripped out and made to watch as you're fucked over and over by the Devil and his friends who'll fuck every hole you have and cut out new ones to stuff. And I'm going to enjoy killing you, because you're the most disgusting piece of shit I've ever met in my life, and when you get to Hell tell Satan that I'm the one that sent you and your boys there. YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF FUCKING WORMS!"
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>>1675669
>>1675674
>>1675690
>>1675691
Interesting... Writing
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>>1675660
You smile

"BECAUSE OSWALD, UNMATCHED DOESN'T MEAN UNDEFEATABLE! UNMATCHED DOESN'T MEAN UN-KILLABLE! UNMATCHED DOESN'T MEAN UNBEATABLE! AND UNMATCHED CERTAINLY DOESN'T MEAN INDESTRUCTIBLE! BUT YOU ARE RIGHT HOWEVER IT IS UNMATCHED, COMPARED TO ME [Hearts of Iron] STAND'S NO CHANCE!!!"

You ramp up the speed of your barrage to the point where you cannot even track a single fist. [Ride the Lightning] Also ramped up his attack as well in an attempt to finish this. Soon however you feel the car slowly sink to the ground and you start to hear popping, snapping and cracking until finally. Stopping your barrage you look to find Oswald completely crushed by the car, bleeding out from underneath it. You did it, you won one of the most important battles of your life. Claw and Andrew come out to inspect the giant red stain previously known as Oswald. Claw is the first to speak.

"Hot damn zeus, looks like Oswald's sleeping with the fishes tonight!"

Andrew adds his hat into the ring

"No kidding good god Josh. I think I even see a bit of brain on the ground..."

You are about to laugh when all of the sudden you remember Rebecca. Running over to the taxi where she landed you look to see an almost dead Rebecca. Barely clinging on to life, you need to act. And fast!

Roll 1d100 for your friend's safety.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>1675749
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>1675749
Rebecca! Dont leave us!
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>1675749
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>>1675757
You don't know how many close calls you had this session. writing
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>>1675749
There's no time to waste!

"Reiki Chiyu OVERDRIVE!!!"

Your fist lights up win a brilliant pink light, using the last remaining Hamon from every pour in your body you start to barrage her in an attempt to heal her. Making sure to hit all of her vital organ's and bones to heal the most important parts. After you poor'd your Hamon into her she doesn't move, no, NO NO NO NO NO! sh- sh- she's WAIT! Rebecca's body slowly starts to move and her eye's though barely open. She looks at you and, though she can barely muster it, smiles but doesn't say a word. Lisa and Cesar come back out from the police station with cesar doing all of the talking

"We cleared out every vampires in the station, are you all alright?"

You reply

"Yep, just taking out the trash. That's all"

Lisa also speaks with a tinge of pity and sadness in her voice

"Kid... I know what you saw in there... are you going to be ok? Do you need someone to stay with?"

"Lisa I will be fine, besides I alway's have Andrew I can stay with. Shame I won't be able to train in Hamon."

Surprisingly Cesar suggests an idea

"Wait a minute, before you make that call. Me and Lisa are leaving for Venice Italy for reason's she HASN'T EVEN TOLD ME YET! If you want you can come with us, still learn Hamon."

Well? Do you?

>I would love to come along
>No I can't, this is my home...
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>>1675850
>I would love to come along
Just...would you mind staying for the funeral?
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>>1675850

>I would love to come along

We truly are Jonathan, I propose if anyone decides to make fun of us for being an orphan we recreate THAT scene from The Green Mile
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>>1675850
>>I would love to come along
>>1675854
also this
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>>1675854
>>1675883
ending on a strong note. I like it

Writing
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>>1675850
"I would love to however. Can you please stay for the funeral of mr and ms Borkowsk?"

Cesar once again surprises you.

"We would be honored to."

The next few days were harsh, tomorrow you sent out a telegram letting every family member know of your parents demise. Luckily, Andrew convinced the entire golf staff to let you have the week off due to what happened. The city of des monies woke up to an absolute blood bath, with ash everywhere from dead vampires, collapsed building's and an almost destroyed police building. Looks like you drained more than the police station, but five whole blocks of electricity which left them powerless for the entire day. On the Second day your relatives arrive on plane and managed to put saved money for a funeral. Everyone wore black that day and the funeral was held in the des moines cemetery, where they were also buried. Cesar, Lisa, Rebecca and Andrew attended and stood beside you for the lowering of the coffins. As everyone departed you were alone, left standing in a white suit over your mother and father's grave, or so you thought as Lisa placed a hand on your shoulder. She talks not above a whisper.

"Josh, me and Cesar are leaving for venice Italy in a few hours. I am sorry for not being able to save them."

"Don't be Lisa, don't blame yourself. Blame the bastard that took their lives away. Just give me a moment and I will be on my way with you all. Is Andrew, Rebecca and Claw coming with?"

She smiles

"Sadly Andrew cannot come with us since he needs to manage the now troubled state of des monies, funny enough he's going to run as a politician. Rebecca and Claw however will be."

You smile as well

"Good, I could use the company."

She giggles

"Oh what is Cesar simply not good company anymore?"

You laugh as well. After five more minutes of looking at their graves you lay down some flowers over them and follow Lisa into the cemetery's parking lot and into a limo Andrew organized. The driver himself said that all of your clothing has been packed and that you are ready to head over to the airport.

CONT
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[Spoiler]Meanwhile in Mexico[Spoiler]
[Spoiler]AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!![Spoiler]


That is it for this session however tune in tomorrow at 5:00pm as Josh heads over to venice Italy to meet an unlikely man who is supposed to be the grandchild of the strongest Hamon user Lisa has ever heard!
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Also Q&A will be held right now for anyone interested
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>>1675989

Good session French, justice was served. So was there any chance our parents could've been saved?
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Josh's relationship statuses with other characters

Andrew: Friend/respect

"This kid has been through hell and back yet never flinched for a second in the face of it. Yet life has dealt him a cruel hand still... Poor kid."

Rebecca: Highly friendly/concerned

"I hope josh will be able to keep going. After something like that happens it's almost impossible to move on... Maybe I should go with him to make sure he is ok, he could possibly need me."

Cesar: Respect/friend

"Looking back on it, I was extremely harsh on him for no reason. This funeral helped me remind me of my mortality and why I fight! and now I have another ally who will fight with me!"

Lisa Lisa: Respect/concern

"I am extremely worried about josh. During time's like these it is nearly impossible to move on, however if I know him like I do, he will continue because he's just strong like that."

Claw: Best Friend/Concern

"Jesus, I can't imagine the pain Josh must be going through. Poor kid he doesn't deserve this at all. Maybe I should go to Venice with him, he could use another greek god to help him with his training and give him confidence!"

Once again thank you for tuning in and I will see you all tomorrow at 5:00pm as usual
>>1676063
Sadly no, your parents would have died since Oswald is one not to just sit and wait, if he takes something or someone he plan's on doing something with it.
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>>1676077

>Sadly no, your parents would have died since Oswald is one not to just sit and wait, if he takes something or someone he plan's on doing something with it.

Oh....well then. So was his plan JUST to become a vampire? Or was there more to it?
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>>1675989
So,what does the media says about what happened in Des Monies,or everyone by the way? What explanation was given to all the police department disappearing? The mask were found and destroyed? Did we left some families without fathers? Did the vampires killed someone besides our parents?
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>>1676112
Well during the original thing I planned for, you would have slowly discovered he was trying to kill off every stand user since des monies Iowa. Des monies Iowa has the highest concentration of stand users per person in the US and Oswald hated it since constantly he would have to deal with a lot of stand related crimes and destruction. During a riot in des monies he had to put it under martial law due to a lot of stand users rioting and it nearly destroyed the city. Luckily Oswald was ready and recruited stand user's for his police and riot squads as seen in this arc. The way he was going to kill them off was turning everyone of his henchmen into vampires and then himself since vampires in the jojo universe have more access to their stand's powers due to their super natural nature. by doing this he would have had an easy time just eliminating almost all of the stand users in one night. He found out about the mask's due to looking up police reports in England and finding dio brando's file about how he wore a weird mask that gave him super natural powers. The reason why this all happened so suddenly is you made him do the one thing he hated and was never good at, improvise. He started to panic and basically tried to execute it all in one night out of fear that he was going to be found out.

>>1676148
>So, what does the media says about what happened in Des Monies, or everyone by the way

Andrew convinced the Media that the police found out about a fuck ton of corruption within their ranks and had a giant stand off.

>What explanation was given to all the police department disappearing?

Due to the damage of the ensuing fire fight that broke out, one of the corrupted police officers planted explosives in the building in an attempt to destroy it.

>The mask were found and destroyed?

Yep, it's what took Cesar and Lisa so long to finally get out of the police department, they were dealing with remaining vampires and trying to find the other mask's

>Did we left some families without fathers?

Well police vampires have a tendency to kill people so yes

>Did the vampires killed someone besides our parents?

Around a couple hundred citizens sadly yes.
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>>1676182

Well then, next question

Will we find our Hades to Claw and Josh's Poseidon and Zeus?
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>>1676260
Well you know what they say... When in rome
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>>1676182
What i was trying to say with the fourth question was if the police vampires had children and we left some kid without father. Probably for the best.
So,when are we meeting BEST CHARACTER?
Aren't the Pillar Men a bit outclassed since they dont have Stands?
Could Jotaro never be born if something happened like, Josh cucking Joseph, Suzie Q getting killed due to shit rolls or hooking up Joseph with Rebecca?
The important characters can even die?
What are your thoughts on Star vs new season?
What are your thoughts in Game of Thrones new season?
Do you hear the people sing,singing the song of angry men?
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>>1676574
>What i was trying to say with the fourth question was if the police vampires had children and we left some kid without father. Probably for the best.

sadly yes however if your dad turned into a blood thirsty, corpse eating vampire its kind of hard to try and eat dinner with him

>So,when are we meeting BEST CHARACTER?

maybe®

>Aren't the Pillar Men a bit outclassed since they dont have Stands?

they are pretty much living stands


>Could Jotaro never be born if something happened like, Josh cucking Joseph, Suzie Q getting killed due to shit rolls or hooking up Joseph with Rebecca?

Yes yes and yes

>The important characters can even die?

Yes actually, if you hadn't spared Andrew during your first stand fight and oryia oryia'd him. he'd be dead as dirt and if you rolled low on the healing of Rebecca I was ready to kill her off. And if claw didn't crit and you rolled low, josh would be dead as well.

>What are your thoughts on Star vs new season?

Is bretty gude
>
What are your thoughts in Game of Thrones new season?

Had not watched it yet but I really need to

>Do you hear the people sing,singing the song of angry men?

I don't know however it is the music of a people who will not be slaves again!
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>>1676611

It's time French man!
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Here is the dice and battle system >>1670606


that being said, now we're off to the races.

Session start
Out of all the places you could have possibly moved to, why on earth did it have to be the most dangerous. Almost dying every damn time of day, even the names of the street sounded like a deadly movie killer, Merle Hay. No matter you are josh Borkowsk, age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the brewing bar fight known as Europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies Iowa for the reasons previously mentioned.

>"I would love to however. Can you please stay for the funeral of mr and ms Borkowsk?"
>Cesar once again surprises you.
>"We would be honored to."
>The next few days were harsh, tomorrow you sent out a telegram letting every family member know of your parents demise. Luckily, Andrew convinced the entire golf staff to let you have the week off due to what happened. The city of des monies woke up to an absolute blood bath, with ash everywhere from dead vampires, collapsed building's and an almost destroyed police building. Looks like you drained more than the police station, but five whole blocks of electricity which left them powerless for the entire day. On the Second day your relatives arrive on plane and managed to put saved money for a funeral. Everyone wore black that day and the funeral was held in the des moines cemetery, where they were also buried. Cesar, Lisa, Rebecca and Andrew attended and stood beside you for the lowering of the coffins. As everyone departed you were alone, left standing in a white suit over your mother and father's grave, or so you thought as Lisa placed a hand on your shoulder. She talks not above a whisper.
>"Josh, me and Cesar are leaving for venice Italy in a few hours. I am sorry for not being able to save them."
>"Don't be Lisa, don't blame yourself. Blame the bastard that took their lives away. Just give me a moment and I will be on my way with you all. Is Andrew, Rebecca and Claw coming with?"
>She smiles
>"Sadly Andrew cannot come with us since he needs to manage the now troubled state of des monies, funny enough he's going to run as a politician. Rebecca and Claw however will be."
>You smile as well
>"Good, I could use the company."
>She giggles
>"Oh what is Cesar simply not good company anymore?"
>You laugh as well. After five more minutes of looking at their graves you lay down some flowers over them and follow Lisa into the cemetery's parking lot and into a limo Andrew organized. The driver himself said that all of your clothing has been packed and that you are ready to head over to the airport. On the way to the airport you decided to...

>Strike up a conversation with Lisa Lisa
>Strike up a conversation with Cesar
>Strike up a conversation with Rebecca
>Strike up a conversation with Claw
>Other (Write in)
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>>1677739
>Strike up a conversation with Claw
ask him if he wants to learn hamon
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>>1677739

>Strike up a conversation with Claw
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>>1677748
>>1677767
and your conversation with him was...
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>>1677769
about him wanting to learn hamon ?
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>>1677774
I know what you already want, just giving other anon's the chance to ask what they would want as well
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>>1677781

Yeah my bad, forgot to put it in. Ask him when he manifested his Stand
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>>1677769
What is his favorite color?
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>>1677774
>>1677789
>>1677792
interesting, writing
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>>1677809
There is time for one more?
Ask him where did he got his name.
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>>1677739
On the ride to the airport it was pretty silent so you decide to strike up a conversation with Claw.

"So tell me Claw, how did you get your stand?"

He looks towards you.

"Oh yeah, I got [Rock Lobster] during my time in the arctic sea I was on my merry way to the atlantic when all of the sudden these two Orca's came outta nowhere jostling me. As you know Orca's are big bastards and normally hunt whales so I was confused and scared at the same time... Scarefused? Anyway's so they were picking on me and blah blah blah I finally had enough! I told them to either eat me or get the fuck away. Which in hindsight I should have worded that better because they tried to eat me. Before one of them could scoop me up in his mouth, a giant sea shell the size of a above average nautilus shell shot out of nowhere and anchored itself into the ground. Before I knew it it started spawning these sharks and smaller fish with razor sharp teeth and, as if they were answerin to me, attacked the fuckers. Routed one of em and killed the other... I ate well that day. But then again that same day I was scooped up, knocked out and put on a boat until I reached your city so that kind of ruined the orca pig out.

well that was a long winded story.

"Interesting, so do you also know Hamon as well?"

He looks confused at you

"Hamoon?"

"No Hamon, the kind of stuff Rebecca, me, Cesar and Lisa use. Its kind of like magic but better."

He tugs on Lisa's skirt

"Broad! how does Hamon work?"

Lisa, looking annoyed, tells him.

"Hamon is an energy used in the ancient form of martial art Sendō, through self control of your breathing you can manifest it through out your body as a sort of ripple. Almost identical to the sun, it can do all sorts of things such as call upon fire, defy physics and some laws of the universe, destroy vampires and extend life. Also call me broad again I will boil you alive."

He get's excited at the last part.

"Wait it can extend life!"

"Yes, a master of Hamon can extend one's life by severely slowing its aging process."

His eye's light up

"OHHHH BOY! GEUSS WHO's GONNA LEARN HAMOON!"

"Hamon"

Lisa corrects him, there is one last question you want to ask him.

"Where did you get your name Dr claw?"

He show's you his right claw.

"Because this baby was the thing of legends back with other crustaceans. I used to beat the living shit out of almost everything. Crabs, other lobsters, crawfish, even a few pistol shrimp on occasions!"

No wonder Claw managed to manifest a stand... Still you have at least one more hour until you get to the airport so you strike up another conversation with...

>Rebecca
>Cesar
>Lisa
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>>1677875
>Lisa
where are we going
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>>1677875
>Rebecca
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>>1677875

>Rebecca

So when did you start to learn Hamon?
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>>1677882
Oh yeah,a question.
How did you ended up working for Andrew?
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>>1677882
>>1677896
roll to try and ask her about how she learned Hamon and get the real answer instead of a vague one.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1677917
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>1677917
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>1677917
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>>1677954
damn, the DC was 80


Writing
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>>1677875
Well since you heard Dr claw's origin, which was pretty much one out of a comic book. It would be nice to know Rebecca's.

"So what's your's Rebecca?"

She all of the sudden start's to look nervous with her flashing a quick look at Lisa who responds with.

"You don't have to tell any of them if you don't want to. It's up to you."

After turning a bit pale she finally starts to talk.

"Its complicated, but to make a long story short she found me in New Orlean's as a street rat and taught me in the way's of Hamon. Took me in as sort of her Daughter."

She still has that nervous look on her face that won't go away. Looks like you accidentally hit a hot button but maybe if you try and calm her down, you can ask again.

What do?

>Try and reassure her that she's among friends and she can tell you anything
>Switch the subject since its not going anywhere and you don't want to make her feel pressured and damage your friendship
>Other (Write in)
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>>1678039
>Try and reassure her that she's among friends and she can tell you anything
>Switch the subject since its not going anywhere and you don't want to make her feel pressured and damage your friendship
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>>1678039
>Switch the subject since its not going anywhere and you don't want to make her feel pressured and damage your friendship
Gimme a sec to think...
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>>1678056
>>1678050
taking a quick hour break, will be back
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Back and writing
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>>1678039
It's time to switch the subject, you think of the perfect one.

"So how did you end up working for Andrew anyway's?"

Her nervousness subsided at the question.

"Oh yeah me and Andrew met when Lisa Lisa dropped me off in Des Monies Iowa once I was old enough to be on my own. I bounced from job to job until I found a help wanted poster about being a maid for some big wig real estate and that big wig turned out to be Andrew Valasco. I've been his maid ever since for tree long years."

"Why did you want to go to des monies of all places?"

"Because I heard it was a quiet city, not to little people but its not sprawling with them either."

Before you could question her any further the Limo driver announces

"We've arrived at the des monies city airport. I expect a tip"

Lisa pulls out thirty bucks in cash and gets out of the car. You follow her to the back of the limo to get your baggage so you can board the plane to Sicily Italy. why?

>Ask Lisa why we're going to Italy
>Remain silent
>Other (Write in)
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>>1678481
>Ask Lisa why we're going to Italy
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>>1678481
>>Ask Lisa why we're going to Italy
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>>1678481
>Ask Lisa why we're going to Italy
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>>1678493
>>1678501
>>1678516
1d100's to try and get the information out of her
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>1678537
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>>1678481

>Ask Lisa why we're going to Italy
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>1678537
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1678537

TELL US YOUR SECRETS WOMAN
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>>1678550
Too sassy...
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>>1678550
YOU FUCKED UP
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>>1678550
>>1678552
>>1678553

I'm so sorry anons, I'll now take some 9mm aspirin
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>>1678550
WHY?
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>>1678549
well you still got the information but...>>1678550
sassed her so...

Writing
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>>1678481
"So why are we going to Italy anyway's"

"None of your business josh, we're going to Sicily for someone important"

God damnit you are not in the mood for this. If you are going back to Europe you might as well know why

"TELL ME YOUR SECRETS WOMAN!"

She freezes while picking up her bags

"Ok josh I will tell you. Just give me one minute."

Suddenly you hear what sounds like Hamon?

"Lisa are you o-"

Suddenly with her hand cupped and flowing with Hamon as she's about to slap your ear.

Roll 1d100 to dodge or block it
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>1678602
JOSH WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>1678608
oh sorry, block
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>1678602
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>1678602
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>>1678608
well at least you saved your dignity>

Writing
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>>1678602
As if on instinct you raise your arm above you in an attempt to block, you think it wouldn't work for a second but luckily with your speed you managed to catch her.

"Ok number one, I am a man who can conduct lightning itself I think I can catch a fist. Two, the fuck was that for."

"The attempted slap was a test of your reflexes and because sass is not a polite way of asking people. But anyway's were meeting my son in an attempt to train him in the ways of Hamon to counter a threat."

"vampires?"

"Worse"

God damnit

"How can it be worse than that!"

"I will tell you about the rest when we touch down in Sicily. Please keep your mouth shut about the fact he's my son to anybody!"

"Yes mam"

After your talk you grab your luggage and head into the airport. Its bustling with ton's of people of almost every class, from the middle trying to catch the next flight to a factory, to the wealthy business man taking a private plane. It really was something to behold! You ask Lisa which public plane we will be taking however she doesn't say and instead ask's a man at the front desk for a private plane. Mentioning something about the speed wagon foundation. Once they heard about that they took everybody to the main plane hanger and to a private plane. You alway's heard about these but never actually saw one in real life and they are something to behold. You look over to Cesar.

"Jesus christ these things are huge! Ever flew in one"

He sigh's

"Of course I have. How on earth did you think I got to Iowa in the first place!"

True. Anyway's you enter the plane with everyone else and put your bags in the back. There the turbulence hits as you begin your flight

CONT
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>>1678675
well shit, we know that now, hopefully we don't fuck it up with our blabber mouths
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After nearly throwing up on Cesar twice due to turbulence caused by the plane you finally touch down in the Sicily airport. You never believed the stereotypes that Europe had since when moving to Des Monies you head about the polish stereotype but as soon as you smelled Pizza and calzone's everywhere you instantly know what the hell this is all about. You joke around with Cesar

"Moma Mia it smells like a pizza pie in here!"

He talks with a smile hiding his gritting teeth

"I swear to god josh"

You laugh in a teasing manner but you continue your walk to a nearby car with people looking at you like you're insane when holding Dr claw in your hand's as if he was a cat. Never the less you get in a black luxury car provided again by the Speedwagon foundation and head off. You ask Lisa

"Where are we going?"

"To pick up a friend of mine to help up keep training grounds. A girl named Suzi Q, she's nice however she is a little bit... ditzy. After that we're heading for rome."

Neat. during the Car ride to Suzi Q's you decide to strike up a conversation with...

>Cesar
>Rebecca
>Claw
>Lisa
>Other (Write in)
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>>1678757
>Claw
"We got Poseidon and Zeus, now we need Hades and we'll be complete"
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>>1678757
>>Rebecca
Apologize for asking and making her uncomfortable earlier.
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>>1678772
>>1678773
looks like we are at a dead lock and need a tie breaker
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>>1678757

>Rebecca

Apologize

And anons I got an idea when we meet Joseph, let's pull the literal joybuzzer prank on him. Give him a shock
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>>1678824
Oooh
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>>1678824
tie broken. Writing
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>>1678757
During the car ride to Suzi's you can't shake the feeling that you were a bit pushy when talking to Rebecca about her past and should apologize for it.

"Rebecca."

She looks at you

"Sorry if I sounded pushy back their about your past. Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable back there. Wasn't my intention."

She smiles .

"No you weren't pushy at all, sorry for freaking you out by getting nervous on you. Usually people don't ask about my past or frankly cared about it."

Well that was easy, before you could continue talking to her claw tugs at your white suit.

"Yo josh! When are we gonna get hades to finally complete the olympus set?"

"Claw what are you talking about?"

"Oh come ON don't tell me you are not noticing it. You have the powers of zeus with the lightning and electricity shtick, I am Poseidon with my manipulation over the sea's, all we need is hades with the powers of lava rock and stuff and we will be greek gods!"

That sounds pretty cool!

"Well we are in Italy so anything can happen."

"We have to find our Hades to complete the set!"

You respond

"Yeah we do!"

Claw offers you his right claw and you bump it with your fist. After that you arrive at what looks like Suzi Q's place as a blond Italian woman waves good bye to her mom and dad and then closes the door and make's her way to the car on your side. She opens the door.

"Can you, how you american's say, scootch?"

You make room for her as you move to the middle of the car in an effort to make room for her while getting a joke from Cesar.

"Well josh I didn't know you were american..."

God damnit. Never the less after she gets into the car she puts her hand out instantly.

"Hello! My name's Suzi Q, what's yours?"

>Ummmm hi? my name's josh
>Other (Write in)
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Also forgot to add, are you anon's getting tired, because if so the next post can be our stopping point. Also forgot to add your other option

>First off I am not american I am polish but nice to meet you to
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>>1678884
i can go for a while desu
>other
"Proszę cię poznać, nazywam się Josh"
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>>1678884

I support this anon >>1678902

>>1678891

I can go all night into the morning
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>>1678884
>Im Josh,nice to meet you too.
HMMMM,Im considering... should we woo Joseph's future wife? Kinda wanna fuck up the canon
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>>1678884
>i can go for a while desu
>>other
>"Proszę cię poznać, nazywam się Josh"
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>>1678923

Don't you want to go into Stardust after getting hit with the meme arrow and we slap around Jotaro for being a cunt?
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>>1678902
>>1678920
>>1678928
polish it is then and keep on chugging along
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>>1678884
"Proszę cię poznać, nazywam się Josh"

She looks confused at you but smiles

"Sorry I don't understand Russian."

... Ok let's try that again.

"Suzi Q to nie jest rosyjski to jest polski"

Cesar slaps you on the back of your head.

"Josh stop teasing the poor girl and speak english"

"Fine... My name is josh. Nice to meet you however that wasn't russian it was polish."

Still confused she continues to smiles

"Pol what?"

"Polish... From the country Poland..."

Cesar starts to chuckle a little bit.

"Sorry josh, I don't know much about prussia."

Cesar chuckle goes into a laugh

"No, as in the eastern European country."

"So russia?"

Cesar laugh is now the loudest you ever heard it.

What do now?

>Educate her about poland
>Just drop the subject
>Other (Write in)
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>>1679015
>>Just drop the subject
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>>1679015

>Just drop the subject

Well then, I forget that Suzi is an idiot
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>>1679015
>Educate her about poland
As a side note to all the readers in the thread:

NEVER DO THIS IN REAL LIFE. Someone from Poland will not be this patient, or polite. They will most likely murder you violently where you stand.
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>>1679017
>>1679029
dropping the subject is a go. Writing
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>>1679015
Just drop the subject, this clearly isn't working. But how does she not know about polish and thought it was russian! J U S T. You hear Dr claw adding insult to injury.

"Oh come on josh, talk about your country of origin russia!"

Suzie Q looks down at Dr claw.

"What's with the Crawfish?"

Dr claw freezes and you start to chuckle but respond"

Actually he's a lobster, think of him as my pet of sort."

"Sorry for mistaking him for a crawfish, usually they are bigger than that."

Claw starts to swear up a storm accompanied by even more laughter by you all the way through until you get to Rome. Even though its ran by a fascist dictator its truly something to behold, with statues towering everywhere and super old houses. You can see why its such an attraction and it makes the nearly six hour trip worth it. Lisa starts to talk.

"You will be meeting a man named Joseph Joestar and his guardian, Robert E. O. Speedwagon at the nearby fountain."

Cesar freezes

"J-joestar?"

Lisa continues

"You will show him the ropes of Hamon, once you are done, head back to me to start off training, me and Suzi Q qill be getting your training grounds ready in venice."

What say and do

>Got it
>Other (Write in)
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>>1679151
>>Got it
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>>1679151
>Got it
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>>1679151
"Wait, the dude's last name is Speedwagon?"
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>>1679151

>Other (Write in)

>"Aye captain Lisa."
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>>1679170
>>1679172
>>1679181
>>1679187
Writing (Also tell me if I fuck something up in the battle tendency cannon by accident since I haven't read it or watched it in a while and I am just now watching it to refresh my memory for the quest.)
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>>1679199
The training didnt start until Joseph and Ceasar meet the Pillar Men and Joseph gets the compromise rings
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>>1679151
"Wait, the other guy's last name, speedwagon? Is that the guy who run's the speedwagon foundation?"

"Yes, don't ask its a long complicated story."

"Claw, Rebecca, are you guys coming?"

Rebecca nods her head as well as Dr claw

"Sorry kid, I don't feel like baking in the sun."

Rebecca adds

"And I have to help Lisa get things ready for training."

Lisa looks a a bit annoyed

"With that all being said, off you both go."

"Aye captain Lisa!"

This prompts a giggle from both Rebecca and Suzi Q and a hardy chuckle from Claw. You and Cesar get out of the car and head over to the fountain to wait for Joseph and Speedwagon. While you wait you...

>Strike up a conversation with Cesar (Anything you want)
>remain in silence
>Other (Write in)

>>1679217
No worries I am getting to that.
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>>1679236
>Strike up a conversation with Cesar (Anything you want)
Food
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>>1679236

>Strike up a conversation with Cesar (Anything you want)

How's that Mussolini guy?
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Wait, did I screw up the first time joseph meets Cesar?
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>>1679283
Yep,they where supposed to meet in Rome. Then go to Venice to train.
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>>1679297
Thank god I didn't I thought I did, >>1679151
states that I did have them go to rome and thank god for that as well. anyway's Writing
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As you make your way to the fountain you decide to have some chit chat.

"While we are in Italy, what food should I try? Calzone? Pizza? Any pasta's you would recommend?"

"Italian wise? tortellini with Alfrado sauce by far but if you want me to recommend a personal favorite? beef stroganoff. It even originates from your country of origin!"

You cut him off

"Don't fucking say it"

"Russia!"

"Cesar I swear to god.."

He laughs.

"What isn't that what you were speaking in the car ride over?"

God damnit.

"Well at least my country doesn't have a fascist dictator!"

He scoffs.

"True however at least my country is known."

Before you can continue the conversation you see a man with brown hair and extremely muscular for no reason all the while being accompanied by an old man with grey hair, a scar over his face approach the fountain. Once their the old man introduces ask's

"Cesar and Josh,I presume?"

That's it for this session, might post tomorrow at 5:00pm however might be moved to the day after due to my job. Will post relationship statuses
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>>1679377

Danke for running French, AND HERE COMES SPEEDWEED AND BROSEPH
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>>1679377
SPEEEDWAGOOOOON!
Thanks for running French.
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Josh's relationship statuses with other characters

Rebecca: Highly friendly/Nervous

"I really freaked out back there.I just can't let josh find out why Lisa took me in. He wouldn't understand and possibly hate me for it and I can't loose another good friend outside of Andrew."

Dr claw: Best friend/smug

"Guess which lobster's gonna be immortal! THIS ONE!. Guess which lobster is going to form the a team of greek gods! THIS ONE BABY!"

Cesar: Friend/Cocky

"I have something knew to annoy josh with! This keeps getting better and better!"

Lisa: Friend/Concern

"I swear to god if josh tells Joseph I am his mother I am gonna kill him!"

Robert E. O. Speedwagon: Interested

"So that is the kid who Lisa told me over telegraph along with Cesar? She kept telling me he was a fast learner and has strong Hamon however I just thought he'd be a bit... Older from what she was saying."

Joseph Joestar: Annoyed/Interested

"I can't believe I am going to get trained in ways of Hamon by a stuck up pretty boy and a sixteen year old russian kid..."

Suzi Q: Confused/friend

"Josh seem's nice however I don't know what's so funny about him being russian..."

Once again that wraps up this session. Will be hosting a Q&A while trying to refresh my knowledge of battle meme so I might ask for you anon's help
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>>1679414

Well French having slept I've got a few questions.

Could we prevent Caesar from biting it?
You've got the Stand for the Hades of our trinity of Greek gods lined up?
Have you played Persona 5 yet?
Played anything from Shin Megami Tensei?
Are there more, less, or the same amount of meme arrows in this quest?
How much can we fuck up the canon and get away with it?
Could we get rich some how in this quest?
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>>1680697
>Could we prevent Caesar from biting it?

If you know what you are doing yes

You've got the Stand for the Hades of our trinity of Greek gods lined up?

[Information redacted]

>Have you played Persona 5 yet?

No but I heard it was good

>Played anything from Shin Megami Tensei?

Not in the slightest. Though friends of mine have

>Are there more, less, or the same amount of meme arrows in this quest?

A little bit more in quest than in cannon

>How much can we fuck up the canon and get away with it?

You can fuck with cannon in a unlimited amount of ways, its a quest so chaos and breaking cannon like a crack bitch should be expected

>Could we get rich some how in this quest?

If joseph can so can you anon
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>>1680726

Well since the session hasn't started yet, is it gonna have to be tomorrow?
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>>1680864
yeah, sorry I am still working out the details for some encounters my guy. But tomorrow, same time as always it will begin
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Here is the dice and battle system >>1670606


that being said, now we're off to the races.

Session start
Out of all the places you could have possibly moved to, why on earth did it have to be the most dangerous. Almost dying every damn time of day, even the names of the street sounded like a deadly movie killer, Merle Hay. No matter you are josh Borkowsk, age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the brewing bar fight known as Europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies Iowa for the reasons previously mentioned.

As you make your way to the fountain you decide to have some chit chat.

"While we are in Italy, what food should I try? Calzone? Pizza? Any pasta's you would recommend?"

"Italian wise? tortellini with Alfrado sauce by far but if you want me to recommend a personal favorite? beef stroganoff. It even originates from your country of origin!"

You cut him off

"Don't fucking say it"

"Russia!"

"Cesar I swear to god.."

He laughs.

"What isn't that what you were speaking in the car ride over?"

God damnit.

"Well at least my country doesn't have a fascist dictator!"

He scoffs.

"True however at least my country is known."

Before you can continue the conversation you see a man with brown hair and extremely muscular for no reason all the while being accompanied by an old man with grey hair, a scar over his face approach the fountain. Once their the old man introduces ask's

"Cesar and Josh,I presume?"

What do?

>Yes (introduce yourself)
>Remain silent and have Cesar take over
>Other (Write in)
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>>1683369
>Yes (introduce yourself)
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>>1683369
>Yes (introduce yourself)
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>>1683414
>>1683466
Introduction's it is then

Writing
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>>1683477

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDWEEEEEEEEEEEED
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>>1683369
You stand up along with Cesar to greet Joseph and Speedwagon and offer to shake hands. Speedwagon, though old, has a strong grip though you offered to Joseph as well he didn't take it. Speedwagon introduces himself and Joseph.

"As you might have guessed by now, I am Robert E. O. Speedwagon, and this is Joseph Joestar."

You once again offer your hand to Joseph however he refuses it again but this time he add's some snark

"Are you really another Hamon master?"

Off to a great start...

"No but I do know how to control mine, besides what's it to you?"

Speedwagon starts to look nervous as Joseph continues.

"Its just that, aren't you a little... Young to be learning Hamon?"

"Does age really matter?"

Cesar interrupts the both of you

"So you are Joseph Joestar? The descendant of Jonathan?"

Joseph smirks.

"The one and only."

Cesar laugh's

"I can't believe it, you are apart of the legendary Joestar clan? An idiot like yourself?"

God damnit not this shit

"What's it to you?"

Cesar starts to look angry.

"Well you see it all started..."

What do?


>Cut him off, you are not sitting through a long winded fucking monologue of Cesar's again
>Let him continue however warn Speedwagon that he's entering his monologuing phase and its going to be a while before he's done
>Other (Write in)
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>>1683579
>Let him continue however warn Speedwagon that he's entering his monologuing phase and its going to be a while before he's done
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>>1683579
>>Let him continue however warn Speedwagon that he's entering his monologuing phase and its going to be a while before he's done
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>>1683586
>>1683635
Writing
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>>1683579
You whisper to Speedwagon.

"Warning right now that Cesar has a tendency to... Talk for lengthy amounts of time so sit back down because this is going to take a while."

Cesar continues monologuing.

"My grandfather died tragically died fifty years ago. My father then took up his torch and then spent his life hunting monsters, vampires and stone masks. We italian's have the strongest familia bonds of any culture in the world. We are very proud of our tradition! ITS EVERYTHING TO US! THAT'S SOMETHING HE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND, IN FACT YOU TOLD ME HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT HIS OWN GRANDFATHER UNTIL HE SPOKE JUST NOW! KEEPING INFORMATION FROM ME!"

God damnit

"AND NOW I SHALL TEST HIS STRENGTH! IF HE FOUGHT THE PILLARMEN AND SURVIVED THEN HE MUST PROVE TO ME ITS NOT JUST LUCK! JOSH ON ME!"

No NO NO NO NO NO.

What do?

>Join Cesar in the attack I guess...
>Don't get involved.
>Other (Write in)
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>>1683715

>Other (Write in)

Electrocute them as a warning to stop
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>>1683741
1d100's my guy
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>1683786

Everyone came and left quickly, it's quiet. It disturbs me
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>1683786
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>HA HA, I can finally continue my quest I started and I am hyped as all hell since we are now meeting speedwagon and Joseph!
>My phone rings
>Its a friend
>He needs help and I have to put break on teh quest
FUCK
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>1683715
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>1683715
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So alone
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>Just now got back
>Friend was an idiot and dragged me into his personal life
>Had to put the quest on hold for four fucking hours
>Now tired as shit
I just love it when personal stuff get's in the way... Anyway's sorry for the sudden end to the session however I plan on starting again tomorrow at around 3:00pm. And to make it up I have a fuck ton of lore nuggets ready. Again so sorry for the shit timing
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>>1685241
Glad I didn't miss anything then, ha ha.
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Yo Frenchie, you gonna run today?
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Here is the dice and battle system >>1670606 (OP)


that being said, now we're off to the races.

Session start
Out of all the places you could have possibly moved to, why on earth did it have to be the most dangerous. Almost dying every damn time of day, even the names of the street sounded like a deadly movie killer, Merle Hay. No matter you are josh Borkowsk, age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the brewing bar fight known as Europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies Iowa for the reasons previously mentioned.

You whisper to Speedwagon.

"Warning right now that Cesar has a tendency to... Talk for lengthy amounts of time so sit back down because this is going to take a while."

Cesar continues monologuing.

"My grandfather died tragically died fifty years ago. My father then took up his torch and then spent his life hunting monsters, vampires and stone masks. We italian's have the strongest familia bonds of any culture in the world. We are very proud of our tradition! ITS EVERYTHING TO US! THAT'S SOMETHING HE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND, IN FACT YOU TOLD ME HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT HIS OWN GRANDFATHER UNTIL HE SPOKE JUST NOW! KEEPING INFORMATION FROM ME!"

God damnit

"AND NOW I SHALL TEST HIS STRENGTH! IF HE FOUGHT THE PILLARMEN AND SURVIVED THEN HE MUST PROVE TO ME ITS NOT JUST LUCK! JOSH ON ME!"

No NO NO NO NO NO. You blast to quick bolts of lightning in an attempt to stop them from fighting. They are now looking at you with surprise and speedwagon looks on in interest.

What do you say?

>"For the love of god I don't care about your grudge Cesar we are not fighting with Joseph"
>"Both of you calm down."
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>>1686813
>"For the love of god I don't care about your grudge Cesar we are not fighting with Joseph"
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>>1686813
>>"For the love of god I don't care about your grudge Cesar we are not fighting with Joseph"
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>>1686813
>"For the love of god I don't care about your grudge Cesar we are not fighting with Joseph"
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>>1686818
>>1686819
>>1686842
1d100's in an attempt to calm him down with the DC being 80
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>1686855
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>1686855
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>>1686864
FUCK ALMOST
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>1686855
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>>1686864
Noice, writing
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>>1686813
"Cesar we don't have time for this! We are supposed to show him the ropes of Hamon not kill him! Now put your grudge aside and stop trying to fight him!"

Joseph looks more confused now as if wondering on how you were able to shoot lightning from your palms. Cesar on the other hand looks more and more pissed to the point where if he starts attacking you would not surprise you. Still his hands stop glowing with Hamon as he starts to relax. Prompting a quick scolding from speedwagon.

"Cesar Now is not the time to fight when the Pillarmen have been awakened and are wondering the earth!"

Pillarmen?

"Speedwagon what do you mean by Pillermen?"

"I will explain... Right after we get a quick meal, I am starving."

He looks towards Cesar.

"Know where a good food place is?"

He nods.

"There is a small restaurant near by, however. Joseph, Josh, try not to be to barbaric at it."

Joseph is about to say something when both you and Speedwagon glare at him which forces him to drop it.

CONT
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After walking to the restaurant and grabbing a table you decide to get everyone's mind off of the battle by talking about...

>Origin story
>Other (Write in)
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>>1686981
>Origin story
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>>1686968

>Origin story

Who's French? Caesar's? Joseph's? Speedwagon's?
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>>1686981
>Origin story.
You mean Phantom Blood? Ok then.
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>>1686981
>Origin story
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>>1686996
Yes, specifically, speedwagon's


Writing
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"So you are the man known as Robert E. O. Speedwagon, correct?"

He smiles.

"Yes sir"

"Are you also the head of the Speedwagon foundation that got us the plane to rome?"

"Of course."

He must be loaded with cash if he's able to afford a private plane and such.

"What does the speedwagon foundation even do specifically?"

"Mostly for medical research and nature conservation in an attempt to give back to the earth which granted me life. But between only between few, supernatural research."

"Wait a minute how did you even get the funding for the foundation? You don't simply just own a private planes..."

"Starting an oil business has a chance of doing that to you."

There is something still nagging at you and you don't know what, something about a "Pillar man". What was that all about?

>Ask about what he meant by pillarmen
>Keep asking about the speedwagon foundation and his past
>Other (Write in)

I will also be taking a quick break here and I will be back
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>>1687083
>Ask about what he meant by pillarmen
Got to get to the plot
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>>1687083
>Ask about what he meant by pillarmen
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>>1687083

>Ask about what he meant by pillarmen

Are they pillars in the shape of men?
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>>1687083
>>Ask about what he meant by pillarmen
>Are they pillars in the shape of men?
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>>1687083
Rip in peace French Narrator.
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>>1687619
>Manager calls
>"Ayyyyyy frenchie can you help out here the same dumbass that has been unreliable for years now has been unreliable again."
>"boss no offense but I have things to do and its my day off"
>"To bad french."
>"God damnit"

Writing ( sometimesI just fucking love my job
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>>1687083
"Wait I remember you saying something during Cesar and Joseph's small argument about a pillarman? what's that all about?"

Speedwagon's face becomes serious.

"Pillar men are, or were a race of humanoid super beings that ruled hundreds of thousand's of years ago in north and south america. Highly intelligent and extremely strong while also being able to manipulate their bodies to almost any degree. Their only weakness is Hamon and ray's of the sun."

Oh no, you know where this is going.

"Let me guess, one of them still lives and is threatening humanity."

Speedwagon laughs nervously.

"Try three, some nazi's found three of them in mexico, four if counting Santana. We are going to use Hamon to destroy them before they can awaken and create havoc across the globe."

Cesar also speaks up.

"I have an old friend who is apart of the team that is in charge of watching the sleeping pillar men and want's to destroy them as well."


What say?


>So what are we waiting for? Lets go!

>Keep going

>Other (Write in)
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>>1687720
>So what are we waiting for? Lets go!
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>>1687720

>Other (Write in)

>"Who's the friend of your's?"
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>>1687720
>>So what are we waiting for? Lets go!
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>>1687720
>Keep going
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>>1687729
>>1687740
Why are we waiting wins


Writing
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>>1687720
"Why are we waiting then! Let's go!

Cesar interrupts you.

"We would however we don't know where exactly they are, only my friend mark does and we also need him to even get into the sight where they are kept."

"Well then send him a telegram so we can end them!"

"I already did and he will be in rome Italy. rome Italy.. Tomorrow. In the meantime you and I will teach Joseph the ropes about Hamon. Specifically me since I do still know more about it than you."

Fair enough.

"And where will we be staying for the night?"

"In a hotel near by, then we will meet Mark where he will show us where they are kept. Once there then they will be destroyed."

The table goes silent after the conversation and mostly ate their lunch in peace. After that you all head outside, you decide to...

>Head to the hotel Cesar was talking about in order to show Joseph the ropes
>Explore the city, you've never been to rome before
>Other (Write in)
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>>1687877
>Head to the hotel Cesar was talking about in order to show Joseph the ropes
did joseph ever learn healy hamon before
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>>1687877

Nazi boy? ANONS WE GOTTA FUCK THE CANON AND SAVE HIM.

>Head to the hotel Cesar was talking about in order to show Joseph the ropes

>>1687885

Not yet I think, but he does use some in SC
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>>1687885
>>1687889
To the hotel

Writing
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>>1687877
You all decide to head to the hotel Cesar has been talking about, we need to teach beginner Hamon to Joseph and you might as well start now, besides, you can alway's explore the city later. Arriving at the hotel you can clearly see how small it really is. No bigger than a small mansion with only about thirty rooms in all. However you cannot say that it's not cozy, upon entering it you can see a fireplace with fresh firewood along with ten oak wood rocking chairs and a giant radio on the side. Look past the receptionist counter is a visible kitchen with a smell of a freshly cooked meal coming from it. Right next to the doors you just came in is a small window with a row of plants growing in it, roses? Never the less Cesar walks over to the reception counter in order to get a room. Ringing the bell a woman no older than nineteen steps out not long after to greet him.

"Can I help you?"

Cesar smirks.

"Yes we will be needing four rooms, however we don't have enough money for it..."

She's about to say something when Cesar quickly kisses her, you see her eyes go blank. After that she grabs four room key's and hands them over to Cesar, still staring blank eyed. You start to walk over towards the rooms when you see her finally snap back from the weird trick that Cesar just did.

What say?


>Ask him what the hell was that
>Just keep walking
>Other (Write in)
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>>1688011
>Ask him what the hell was that
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>>1688011

>Other (Write in)

>"Did you just pull some Hamon shenanigans?"
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>>1688024
>>1688034
Writing
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>>1688011
"Cesar what the hell was that? Hamon shenanigan's?"

He nods.

"Of course it was. By using a Hamon filled kiss I can put any woman under a hypnosis and boost their power with it."

Well hot damn that sounds amazing!

"You have to teach me that!"

"Maybe when you are not a horny teenager and I can fully trust you. Then maybe I might."

Oh come on! Even though he shot you down you...

>Try and convince him (1d100)
>Just drop it and go show Joseph the ropes
>Other (write in)
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>>1688089
>>Just drop it and go show Joseph the ropes
Yeah,better wait...
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>>1688089

>Try and convince him (1d100)
>Other (write in)

>"Come on Caesar, I'm a responsible guy. Stopped you and tumor muscles from going at it didn't I?"
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>>1688089
>Try and convince him (1d100)
c´mon who would i use it on lisa lisa
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>>1688089
>>Try and convince him (1d100)
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>>1688106
>>1688108
>>1688144
1d100's my guys
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

OK then
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>1688153

Rolloriono
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>1688153
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>1688106
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>>1688163
only off by ten sadly. Writing
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>>1688089
"Cesar pleeeeeeeease, who am I going to use it on! Lisa Lisa! ha ha!"

His face turns sour.

"Josh she's fifty years old you know..."

"Wait what? I thought she was in her twenties..."

He laughs.

"Not by a long shot."

Wait a minute... Did Cesar just out play you into revealing how naive you are, proving his point. God damnit. Still you make your way over to your rooms which are either right next to each other or right across. You enter what will be Joseph's room as Cesar starts to talk.

"Joseph to know what we have to work on, we will need to gage your Hamon so I want you to try and preform a basic action."

He grabs a glass and fills it with tap water, with his hand glowing with Hamon he turns it upside down. You are ready for it to spill but the Hamon from Cesar is keeping it in place. he turns it right side up and puts it down on the table and tells Joseph.

"That is what I will test you on. now go."

Joseph grab's the water and has his hands glow with Hamon and he turns it upside down, only to poor it everywhere in the room. Prompting a chuckle from you... Which you soon regret as Cesar looks towards you.

"Well Josh if you thought that was funny maybe you would like to demonstrate to Joseph how its really done."

roll a 1d100 to show how much you need to work on yours.
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>>1688252
Oh,gimme a sec...
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>1688252

Rollorinois Mk. 2
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>1688252
LETS GET A 1 SHALL WE
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>>1688294
>>1688295
>>1688297

FUCK
U
C
K
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>>1688297

And ever say that again and I will find where you live and make sure you're a quadriplegic vegetable
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>>1688297
Well I mean... At least you know Hamon... Writing
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>>1688317
you are just mad yo, its just water
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>>1688380

I'm not having a nat 1 again goddamn it
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>>1688397
that a challenge?
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>1688252
Don't mind me, just flushing some more of my horrible roles
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>>1688252
Well it can't be to hard right? You grab the glass of water and start filling it up with Hamon in an attempt to show Cesar you can do it. You flip it upside down and you get water all over your clothes... This prompts a laugh from Joseph and a remark.

"Oh what's the matter josh! WHY AREN"T YOU LAUGHING NOW!"

He still doesn't know about your stand. When he does the look on his face will be priceless. Cesar sigh's.

"Why did Lisa even bother. Do you both know the reason why you failed?"

You and Joseph shake your heads/

"You are not concentrating your Hamon, you are spreading it across your palm's rather than the tip's of your fingers. Think of it like using a water hose than the water's source. Now try again except this time focus it"

Roll 1d100's my dudes to try and focus it further.
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>>1688409
HAHAHAHAHA
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>1688417
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>1688417
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>1688417
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>1688417
My roles are pathetic
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>>1688430
>>1688433
Right when I get a good one I don't get to shine... RNGesus surely hates me
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>>1688430
noice.

Writing
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>>1688417
You try it again but this time you try and concentrate it into your fingers rather then just your hand which. Hamon starts to cover the glass of water and you tilt it. Water remains in the cup with Cesar adding a remark.

"See it wasn't to hard... Anyway's I will work with Joseph on his Hamon control, go get some rest Josh, you had a rough couple of day's."

"Ok, night."

You head out the door to your room when all of the sudden Speedwagon places a head on your shoulder. He ask's

"Can we talk for minute?"

Well?

>Yes
>No

(Sorry it took a while, cat knocked something over)
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>>1688517
>>Yes
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>>1688517

>Yes

Is this gonna be about our Stand? Or something else?
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>>1688517
"ok, shoot"
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>>1688527
>>1688535
>>1688536
Writing
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>>1688517
"Shoot"

You say. Speedwagon lead's you to his room and offer's you a seat near a coffee table.

"Tea?"

He say's pouring himself one in a small cup. He laugh's.

"You know I never really cared for tea until I met Joseph's grandfather in the late eighteen hundreds. Shame to since it's now my favorite drink however I don't know if I genuinely or if I drink it in his memory. Anyway's down to business, I know what you did back there with Cesar and Joseph. A stand ability is what Lisa called it, Correct?

You nod

"Good I thought I was wrong there for a minute. What you have is extremely powerful, don't lie to yourself or be humble and down play it compared to Joseph's and Cesar's Hamon. It's extremely powerful and give's us an edge agains't the pillar men and trust me when I say we will need it."

You raise an eyebrow

"Just how dangerous are they?"

"Well one alone slaughtered an entire armed Nazi base and there are supposed to be three more that are even more powerful so extremely. Are you sure you want to help us? Because once you accept this, you are in this till the end, even if that end mean's your life's end."

What do?

>Yes, I want to help
>No
>Other (Write in)
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>>1688583
>other
"I need to find my Hades first. I am the Zeus, the lobster is Poseidon, and now i need Hades if we want to stand a chance."
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>>1688583
>>Yes, I want to help
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>>1688586
Our Hades will come by himself. Stand users attract more stand users, remember?
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>>1688583

>Other (Write in)

"Mr. Speedwagon, while my Stand is powerful I'm not entirely sure if just at the level of power it is right now for dealing with what you described so I have no clue how but I'll need a way to...boost it's power in a sense. Still, vampires killed my parents not too long ago: I'll help you and Lisa Lisa in fighting these 'Pillarmen'. I'll be sure that they feel the wrath of my divine lightning."
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>>1688587
>>1688586
>>1688602
looks like we are at a cross roads and in need of a tie breaker and if we don't get one a special event will activate
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>>1688610

Mine is basically
>Yes, I want to help

Just with some added flare and asking if Speedweed could find something to help us with our Stand
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>>1688617
There is already a way to get stronger, is called training. And there is no way we can get the meme arrow this early.
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>>1688587
>>1688602
writing
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>>1688583
"I want to help and use this power to destroy the pillar men and save humanity and use my stand to save the world and to stop all those who threaten it!"

Speedwagon smiles.

"Just like the greek god of lightning and thunder who is the watcher of earth and its defender. And like those legends of old you will do it no matter the cost. You remind me of Jonathan funny enough. Anyway's thank you josh, you don't know how much this mean's to me. I will leave you al-"

He sniffs the air like a blood hound.

"Is that smoke I smell?"

He looks over to the small street only to see a large fire brewing and a teen not older than yourself at the front of it. He gasp's.

"How dare such a hoodlum commit arson. The nerve!"

However you look over to the kid... Only to see a ghost behind him, covered in flames and lava rock. Looks like Dr claw's wish came true, if only in a terrible light.


CONT
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>>1688631

Unrelated to the quest, but have you watched the dub of JoJo? If so what do you think of it?
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>>1688590
Called it.
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>>1688583
>Meanwhile in Joseph's room

Joseph starts to make friendly conversation with Cesar.

"So if josh is just as basic as I am with Hamon. How on earth did he shoot lightning at us in order to stop."

Cesar pauses.

"Josh is an... Interesting character, he doesn't have control over his Hamon as well as I do yet my master said he's much more dangerous than either him or I in term's of power. Something about a stand he kept telling me."

Joseph raises an eyebrow.

"What's a stand?"

Cesar shrugs

"Don't ask me, ask josh tomorrow. All I know is that its a sort of ghost that follow's you around with powers and such. Does your bidding."

A smile begins to creep into Joseph's lips.

"Well then I just might"

That is it for this session however I will be posting relationship statuses soon™ and then hosting a Q&A after the status update. Next session is tomorrow at around 5:00pm like alway's and hopefully life will stop getting in the way

>>1688634
I was surprised with how well it was handled. Sure at times it sounded strange but overall I am impressed with it, love Dio's, Joseph's, Lisa's, Cesar's and almost all of battle tendency.
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Josh's relationship with other character's

Speedwagon: Friend/grateful

"With josh's strange power's we just might stand a chance against these pillar men!"

Joseph: Interested

"I wonder what a stand is? Maybe josh old boy might shed some light on the subject and maybe even who trained him and Cesar!"

Dr claw: Best friend/smug

"I can't believe it! After nagging Lisa all day long she going to awaken my Hamon! HELLL YEAAAAAAAAH JOSH AND I ARE GONNA BECOME THE STRONGE- *Interrupted by a pinkie to the gut and a wheezing lobster."

Lisa Lisa: Friend/Annoyed

"Dear god this lobster won't shut up about him wanting Hamon! I guess I will need to awaken it, next time he is going with josh no matter what!"

Rebecca: Highly friendly/nervous
"Rebecca just breathe, you are NOT in New Orlean's anymore, that part of your life is finally passed you and you can move on. Do it for Josh!"

Suzi Q: Friend/confused

"Even though I seemed to annoy josh I might be able to fix that. By baking a meal from his homeland of russia, just like how his mother used to!
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>>1688653

Oh Speedweed you're my favorite guy who'll die soon. And I hope to Christ above we can tell Joseph that your Stand is like your asshole.

Question time: Is there JUST Kars, Wamuu and Esidsi? Or did you throw a curveball and have something planned for when we do find the fuckers?

Remind me of one extremely bullshit Stand that [Ride the Lightning] can beat?

Is one way of getting rich in this quest getting Strohime or Mark's inheritance of nazi gold?
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>>1688653
Thanks for running French!
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>>1688660
>Question time: Is there JUST Kars, Wamuu and Esidsi? Or did you throw a curveball and have something planned for when we do find the fuckers?

If I told you then it wouldn't be fun.

>Remind me of one extremely bullshit Stand that [Ride the Lightning] can beat?

With or without meme arrow?

>Is one way of getting rich in this quest getting Strohime or Mark's inheritance of nazi gold?

Electricity is still in its infancy so anything is possible
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>>1688666

>If I told you then it wouldn't be fun.

No wonder God doesn't like you French Satan

>With or without meme arrow?

Without meme arrow. I remember one you said that can be beaten with meme arrow is King Crimson, is there one small hint as to how it fucks with the "It just works" Stand itself?

>Electricity is still in its infancy so anything is possible

True, true.

So how fucked would things end up getting if we ended up adopting Weather and Pucci as our kids and have Pucci trying to help us get to Heaven?
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>>1688689

>Without meme arrow. I remember one you said that can be beaten with meme arrow is King Crimson, is there one small hint as to how it fucks with the "It just works" Stand itself?

It can compete with [THE WORLD] and [Star Platinum] if used correctly. and to the king crimson question. Speed. Lots of speed
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>>1688699

So [Ride the Lightning Requiem] is fucking fast. Fast enough to beat out time erasure? Bueeeeenooooo.

I now remember Notorious B.I.G being another with meme arrow we could beat. Is that with speed too or what?
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>>1688704
>I now remember Notorious B.I.G being another with meme arrow we could beat. Is that with speed too or what?

I already gave you a hint, two is just spoiling

And an answer to your puchi question, to go over haven mean's no longer being zeus but to become cronus himself
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>>1688707

>And an answer to your puchi question, to go over haven mean's no longer being zeus but to become cronus himself

But, wouldn't DIO be Kronos? Wouldn't we become Ourianos?
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>>1688712
true, I am a mildly tired frenchmen so forgive me
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>>1688715

I know Frenchman, I know. Unlike the myth we'll be sure Kronos doesn't get to do shit, YOU WON'T BE COMMITING PATRICIDE AGAIN YOU CUNT
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And so continues the story of French's job:

Incompetent niggers not doing their job, the manager being a dumb cunt, being French is suffering
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Here is the dice and battle system >>1670606

that being said, now we're off to the races.

Session start
Out of all the places you could have possibly moved to, why on earth did it have to be the most dangerous. Almost dying every damn time of day, even the names of the street sounded like a deadly movie killer, Merle Hay. No matter you are josh Borkowsk, age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the brewing bar fight known as Europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies Iowa for the reasons previously mentioned.

"I want to help and use this power to destroy the pillar men and save humanity and use my stand to save the world and to stop all those who threaten it!"

Speedwagon smiles.

"Just like the greek god of lightning and thunder who is the watcher of earth and its defender. And like those legends of old you will do it no matter the cost. You remind me of Jonathan funny enough. Anyway's thank you josh, you don't know how much this mean's to me. I will leave you al-"

He sniffs the air like a blood hound.

"Is that smoke I smell?"

He looks over to the small street only to see a large fire brewing and a teen not older than yourself at the front of it. He gasp's.

"How dare such a hoodlum commit arson. The nerve!"

However you look over to the kid... Only to see a ghost behind him, covered in flames and lava rock. Looks like Dr claw's wish came true, if only in a terrible light. You see his flame's flicker blue, red, yellow and every color in the rainbow. You see him, standing their, menacingly so you decide to...

>Run out of the hotel and chase him
>Try and blast him with a quick bolt of lightning in an attempt to paralyze him
>Other (Write in)

Sorry for being late, some fucking teen's decided it would be funny to steal 100$ worth of shit and guess who had to chase them around a fucking mall...
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>>1690216
>Run out of the hotel and chase him
is captche being a cunt for anyone else tonight?
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>>1690234
Writing
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>>1690216
You run out of Speedwagon's room and out of the lobby into the streets of rome in an attempt to stop the arsonist. He spots you and take's off to try and loose you however he throws a fireball.

What do?

>shoot a bolt of lightning at it
>Try and dodge
>Other (Write in)
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>>1690421
>Try and dodge
sure is lonely here
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>>1690421

>shoot a bolt of lightning at it
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>>1690421
>shoot a bolt of lightning at it
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>>1690432
>>1690471
1d100's my guys
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>1690489

THUNDER ROLLS
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>1690489
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>1690489
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>>1690496
>>1690499
>>1690532
Writing
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>>1690496
>>1690499
>>1690532
Oh no...
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>>1690421

As the fireball is within a foot away from landing its shot you shoot a bolt of lightning in an attempt to destroy it before it hits you. The lightning bolt strikes the fire ball and throw's it off its course and into the cobblestone road shooting embers everywhere and a small jet of flame into your leg shooting pain everywhere. He quickly dashes into an ally way and hot on his tail you follow him. He then turns again to a door into an abandoned warehouse. As you burst through its door you can see just how abandoned it is. Rats crawling left and right, wall paper slowly being torn away from the wall's themselves and mold over taking most of its appliances and equipment. As you try and search the warehouse for the mystery arsonist you can hear him talk.

"I am giving you one chance kid, leave me alone or face the fire."

"Well I think I am more than ready for your fires since I did shoot out a bolt of lightning and deflected it so..."

Before you can finish another fireball, this time white in its harsh glow is shot again at you.

What do?

>Shoot another lightning bolt at it
>DOOOOOOODGE
>Other (Write in)
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>>1690632
Lighting wall
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>>1690632
>DOOOOOOODGE
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>>1690632
>>DOOOOOOODGE
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>>1690632

>DOOOOOOODGE

Excuse me as I escape your shit
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>>1690644
>>1690685
>>1690686
Roll to make sure hade's shit doesn't kick your ass
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>1690698

Watch this nat 1 everybody
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>>1690707
Oh,the irony.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>1690707
>>1690707
you failed in the best posible way
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>>1690707
N-NANI?!?

w-writing
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>1690707
Shame is just a dodge roll...
Alright,lets go for the DOUBLE CRIT!
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>>1690712
>>1690719

I reverse jinxed myself
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>>1690632
You see the fire ball coming at you and you think you don't have time to dodge as you put your hand's up in an attempt to cover the blow. You waited... and waited... and waited yet the ball of fire doesn't come, after you notice you step out of the way to see that everything is moving extremely slow. What the fuck is going on? When you move a single joint bursts of lightning come from you, making something as simple as walking make you erupt in electricity. You manage to make out a dark figure that must be that fire guy. He's almost frozen in time with how slowly he's moving. You bring out [Ride the Lightning] who seems to be the only one not effected by it. Time to end this before it even begines. You give him the order and he starts as soon almost instantly.

"ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA!!!"

[Ride the Lightning] seems to be having the same problem as you for when he moves a joint electricity erupts ever where as well. With a couple of strong, swift punches filled to the brim with lightning everything starts moving normally again. The fire ball slam's into the position you once were and the guy you were chasing is thrown not just against the wall from your punches but through it as concrete flies everywhere. The stand user, though still able to talk, mutters.

"What the actual hell was that!"

What say to him.

>"What you get for launching fire balls at me, not explain yourself."
>"I don't actually know but I need answers"
>Other (Write in)
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>>1690839
>"What you get for launching fire balls at me, not explain yourself."
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>>1690839
>>"What you get for launching fire balls at me, not explain yourself."
Dayum,bullet time!
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>>1690839

>"What you get for launching fire balls at me, not explain yourself."

Is this....is this [ZA WARDO]-Lightning edition?
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>>1690854
>>1690876
>>1690878
writing (No it isn't bullet time however you have a fucking speed in A with a reason)
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>>1690928

I just realized: I got us the first OVERPOSE in the quest
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>>1690942
Congratulations! You deserve it.
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>>1690942
nice one dude!
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>>1690839
"its what you get for throwing fire ball's at me."

"But I didn't know you had a stand to! Even though I really should have due to the giant lightning bolt fired at me..."

You see the mystery stand user slowly get up with bruises everywhere and a hand that does not look like it bends like that naturally and raises an eyebrow.

"Seriously though, what was that? All I saw after throwing a ball of fire at you was a giant electrical explosion and all of the sudden I was in a wall."

"Ok first thing's first though..."

You ask?

>who are you?
>What is your stand
>Other (Write in)
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>>1691024

>who are you?
>What is your stand
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>>1691024
>who are you?
>What is your stand
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>>1691024
>Other
"My codename is Zeus, that is all i can give for now. Now who are you?"
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Just giving a head's up taking a quick hour break to eat
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>>1691024
>That was [Ride the lightning] what's your Stand name?
>What were you doing flaring in the middle of the street?
>>1691115
No,ain't using codenames.
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>>1691136
Looks like there is another Episode of French's Usual Disadventure.
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>>1692173
At this point I would tell you what happened however I am looking like more and more of a jackass. Again so sorry with this delay and becoming /qst/s version of united airlines

Writing
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>>1691024
"Well I have a question for you... who are you exactly."

There is a tinge of enthusiasm in his voice.

"My name is."

Stand User [Duca D'Aosta]

Stand Name [Colonna Sonora]

>Power A
>speed C
>endurance C
>precision A
>development potential B
>range C

>Ability is to shoot various fire's with differing colors signaling different effects. Red is the usual fire, blue burns brighter and hotter but stay's confined into a single area, white flame's require extreme colds to be put out, yellow is a napalm base and green is more explosive.

Wow... Who name's their kid Duca D'aosta? No matter you shake hands with him and he ask's

"No offense but can you maybe get ma a hospital since neither hand's, feet or arm's bend this way?"

What do?

>Who needs a hospital? I am one! (Use your Hamon to heal him however a roll is required)
>Yeah sure
>Other (Write in)
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>>1692276
>Yeah sure
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>>1692276

>Who needs a hospital? I am one! (Use your Hamon to heal him however a roll is required)

BEHOLD MY MAGIC POWERS
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>>1692307
>>1692376
Looks like we are in a need of a tie breaker
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>>1692397
>>Who needs a hospital? I am one! (Use your Hamon to heal him however a roll is required)
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>>1692401
tie broken! R O L L
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

Comin' through comin' through comin' through now..
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>1692408
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>1692408

Rollloronioniororis MK. Whatever number
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>>1692420
Not bad kamerade

Writing
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>>1692276
"Who needs a hospital... I am one!"

He laugh's.

"Good joke kid however we really are in need of one... It hurts to breath right now."

You cut him off.

"Reiki Chiyu OVERDRIVE!"

Your hand's light up in a pink Hamon as Duca looks on in concern.

"Yeaaaaah I think I will take the hospit-"

You start to hit him. At first he starts to scream in pain however as quickly as he started he stopped as you heal him. His hand's go back into a normal position and his legs crack and bend as they go back into their original form prior to the smack down. Once you were done Duca proceeds to move his hands, arms and legs to see if you really healed him. As he confirm's it he sounds astonished.

"H-how did you do that... That was amazing, painful at fist but amazing! What's even your name anyway's?"

"Josh, Josh Borkowsk."

"Thank you josh! I still want to know what the hell that was about but-"

Before he could continue you hear the doors open and you see Speedwagon, Cesar, Joseph and... Claw wait what? As they start running Speedwagon say's

"Josh are you alright!"

You answer.

"Yeah I am fine and I managed to capture the arsonist!"

He let's out a sigh of relief.

"Good grief josh don't just go running off like that! Or at least wait up for me! My name might be Speedwagon however I no longer possess the Speed part."

You look over to Claw

"How the hell did you get here I thought you went with Rebecca, Suzi and Lisa to the set up the training grounds."

He chuckles to try and hide his anger.

"Turn's out I annoyed the piss out of Lisa and in exchange for my departure she would awaken my Hamon so that I could live longer!"

Joseph starts to smile.

"Wait you know women! A-are they at least good looking!"

What say you?

"Joseph get your head out of the gutter and back to the hotel. We need to sleep before we head with mark to destroy the Pillarmen. Duca, want to come!"
>"No Joseph, now let's get out of here."
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>>1692488
>>"No Joseph, now let's get out of here."
Looks like we dont have other choice...
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>>1692497
shit, I meant to type


>"Joseph get your head out of the gutter and back to the hotel. We need to sleep before we head with mark to destroy the Pillarmen. Duca, want to come!"
>"No Joseph, now let's get out of here."
>Other (Write in)
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>>1692500
>"Joseph get your head out of the gutter and back to the hotel. We need to sleep before we head with mark to destroy the Pillarmen. Duca, want to come!"
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>>1692500
>>"Joseph get your head out of the gutter and back to the hotel. We need to sleep before we head with mark to destroy the Pillarmen. Duca, want to come!"
Ok then, welcome to Josh's Wild Ride!
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>>1692506
>>1692508
Alrighty then, writing

(Last post of the night) again so sorry for the randomness going on with the session starts and stops
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>>1692488
"Joseph get your head out of the gutter and back to the hotel. We need to sleep before we head with mark to destroy the Pillarmen. Duca, want to come!"

Duca's face light's up.

"It beats the streets of rome!"

You just remembered something.

"Wait a minute why did you decide to set fire to a building next door to the hotel?"

"Oh that? Some average joe wanted money form his insurance so he called me in to commit the insurance fraud!"

He sounded way to happy about it but we can all ask about his venture's in criminal activity later. As you go through the hole caused by your fight with Duca, Speedwagon gasp's>

"D-Did the two of you do this in your scuffle?"

Duca smiles.

"Yep, your friend decided to go full on greek god of lightning on me and shot me through a wall. It was... Interesting."

Joseph's face also lights up as if he remembered something.

"Josh... What is a stand?"

That is it for this session, we will have another one at around 6:00pm or 7:00pm and hopefully without delay. Posting character relation's
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Rebecca: Highly friendly/Nervous

"Well look's like my nervousness is going away finally with the help of some breathing techniques taught to me by Lisa Lisa."

Dr claw: Best friend/smug

"D-Did we finally find hades?"

Cesar: Friend/Cocky

"Good lord, who knew a simple arsonist can take so much punishment..."

Lisa: Friend/Concern

"Thank god that stupid lobster is out of my hair, I can hear myself think for once without hearing him call me "broad"."

Robert E. O. Speedwagon: Interested

"That was brilliant! By using his electricity he managed to counter this arsonists fire balls. OUTSTANDING!"

Joseph Joestar: Smug/Curious

"HAHA! Got the kid by the ropes with this question! now he has to explain what a stand is!"

Suzi Q: happy/friend

"I can't believe I was able to find a russian cook book filled to the brim with russian recipes! Josh is gonna love it! "

Hosting a Q&A For anyone interested
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>>1692617

Thanks for running French, so what song or band is Duca's Stand a reference to?
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>>1692629
>Colonna Sonora
wait a minute? Shit I typed in the wrong thing, I meant Caruso which was a 2003 song by Lucio Dalla. here's its link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqtSuL3H2xs&list=PLflB1g9uIEJsM5s1c6Men8YYZlEsSjDEV

Sorry I am god damn tired and mildly mad at myself for this shitty hell I keep placing anon's in scheduling hell with sessions not lasting as long as I want them to. Which is not fair to any of you.
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>>1692647

It could be worse my friend, could be worse. NOW FOR THE MEME ARROW QUESTION OF THE DAY: Is the Stand super bullshit when hit by the meme arrow?
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>>1692652
which stand?
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>>1692654

Caruso, because the goddamn rainbow fire has potential already
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>>1692659

Stand User [Duca D'Aosta]

Stand Name [Colonna Sonora Requiem]
>Power A
>speed B
>endurance A
>precision A
>development potential B
>range A

>Ability is to shoot various fire's with differing colors signaling different effects. Red is the usual fire, blue burns brighter and hotter but stay's confined into a single area, white flame's require extreme colds to be put out, yellow is a napalm base and green is more explosive. Black suffocates the oxygen within a 2 yard space. Purple lights up the the point of blinding anyone looking at it.

>Another ability is to drag another person to an alternate dimension similar to tartarus. No matter how long you are in this alternate dimension and for every minute the stand master is in this alternate dimension their power increases
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>>1692686

Hot diggity goddamn man, I'm starting to wonder if [Ride the Lightning Requiem] is stronger or not
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>>1692686
The king of mount olympus is stronger, trust me. When the meme arrow hits you god help us all
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>>1692709

True. For who we are is Zeus, Susanoo, Odin, Raiden, Kukulkan, the lord of the skies above mortals and wielder of great lightning as our weapon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
TO BE CONTINUED
>>1692647
Dont bash yourself French,those things happen even to the best QMs.
Thanks for running as always!
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I can't wait to build our own version of the Greek Pantheon
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Oh btw, i think we should be a smartass about stands.
> JJ: "Whats a Stand Josh?"
> Josh: "Its what you put a lamp on, don't you have one in your room?"
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>>1693519
Would blow that smirk right off his smug face
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Here is the dice and battle system >>1670606 (OP)

previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Yet+another+jojo%27s+bizarre+adventure+quest

that being said, now we're off to the races.

Session start
Out of all the places you could have possibly moved to, why on earth did it have to be the most dangerous. Almost dying every damn time of day, even the names of the street sounded like a deadly movie killer, Merle Hay. No matter you are josh Borkowsk, age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the brewing bar fight known as Europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies Iowa for the reasons previously mentioned.

"Joseph get your head out of the gutter and back to the hotel. We need to sleep before we head with mark to destroy the Pillarmen. Duca, want to come!"

Duca's face light's up.

"It beats the streets of rome!"

You just remembered something.

"Wait a minute why did you decide to set fire to a building next door to the hotel?"

"Oh that? Some average joe wanted money form his insurance so he called me in to commit the insurance fraud!"

He sounded way to happy about it but we can all ask about his venture's in criminal activity later. As you go through the hole caused by your fight with Duca, Speedwagon gasp's>

"D-Did the two of you do this in your scuffle?"

Duca smiles.

"Yep, your friend decided to go full on greek god of lightning on me and shot me through a wall. It was... Interesting."

Joseph's face also lights up as if he remembered something.

"Josh... What is a stand?"

What say?

>Tell him what a stand is
>Be a smart ass
>Other (Write in)
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>>1694276
>Be a smart ass
is there any other option?
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>>1694276

>Be a smart ass
>Other (Write in)

"A Stand is like you're asshole: You can't go around showing it to everyone."
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>>1694276
>>Be a smart ass
>>1694277
Of course there is not
>>1694282
2meta
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>>1694289

Not meta enough
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>>1694277
>>1694276
"A stand is what you put a lamp on. You must have one next to your bed."
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>>1694276
>Be a smart ass
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>>1694276
>>Be a smart ass
>>Other (Write in)
>"A Stand is like your asshole: You can't go around showing it to everyone."
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>>1694317
>>1694282
That phrase doesn't make that much sense in this context,and aren't we trying to NOT say what is a stand?
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thats what i thought, but everyone wants to confirm it i guess
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>>1694277
>>1694282
>>1694310

Smart ass it is then, Writing
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>>1694276
"A stand is a sort of small dresser that store's your clothes in Joseph... How did you not know that?"

Joseph's face starts to leak frustration.

"Stop being a smart ass Josh and answer the question..."

You smile.

"But that is a stand Joseph, I don't know what you are expecting."

He lets out an annoyed sigh and turn's to Duca.

"What is a stand and cut the bullshit please."

Duca turn's to you and mimic's your exact smile.

"It's what you are doing right now Joseph... Standing."

This time he doesn't try and hide his frustration.

"GOD DAMNIT! Just tell me what's a stand pleeease. Come on guys don't leave me hanging like this!"

This prompts a laugh from you, Duca, Claw, Cesar and Speedwagon as you all head back to the hotel. Upon entering the Hotel Cesar does his usual trick again with a Hamon filled kiss to get another extra room. Maybe, juuuuust maybe he might be convinced now...

>Try and convince him again
>Just drop it, he won't let you
>Other (Write in)
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>>1694390

>Try and convince him again

We're as persistant as the herpes Caesar will get one day
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>>1694390
>>Other (Write in)
"You're gonna get herpes if you keep doing that..."
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>>1694390
"OH you mean a STAND. They have those all over the place here selling stuff, we can go to one later!"
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>>1694390
>Try and convince him again
>>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand

btw, here is a bunch of stand definitions for liberal use!
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>>1694390
>Try and convince him again
C'mon,I'm really feeling it!
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>>1694438
>>1694400
>>1694426
Roll me a 1d100 to start really feeling it
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>1694445
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>1694445
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>1694445
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>>1694455
Just three points off... Writing
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>>1694477
aw
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>>1694390
"Cesar pleeeeease, can I pleaaaaase learn that Hamon technique!"

He looks at you with a questioning face.

"PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEE!!!"

He holds his face for what felt like minutes before he finally open's his mouth.

"Hmmmmmm... no,"

"CESAR COME ON!"

"Josh I am sorry but I cannot for you will abuse it."

"ᴵ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ʰᵉʳᵖᵉˢ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᶦᵗ
You mutter under your breath. Still as everyone head's into their room you head off to yours in order to sleep, however your dream's were...

roll 1d100
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>1694505
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>1694505
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>1694505
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>>1694520
You saved them from torture porn.

Writing
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>>1694505
You dream was... Weird, you dream of entering a sort of battle arena with a bunch of monsters in it in the stands and out side of it. Screaming what sounds like a name.

"WHAMU! WHAMU! WHAMU! WHAMU! WHAMU! WHAMU!"

You see s tall, muscle bounded man step forward into the arena with you as you hear the monsters cheer. He looks egyptian? No european? What ever the case is he addresses you.

"So are you Josh of the Hamon clan?"

You answer him with a tinge of worry in your voice.

"Yeah, and who are you?"

He points to the chanting monsters. In the crowd as well you see Joseph, Claw, Duca, Rebecca and Lisa Lisa however Cesar seems absent.

"As you might have heard from my master's minions, its Whamu but that isn't important. ARM YOURSELF FOR BATTLE JOSH BORKOWSK OF THE HAMON CLAN!"

His hand's suddenly start to gather wind, he then blasts a powerful gust of wind at you in an attempt to knock you down. What do?

>Dodge it
>Blast a small bolt of lightning at him
>Other (Write in)
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>>1694568
>>Blast a small bolt of lightning at him
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>>1694568
>>Blast a small bolt of lightning at him
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>>1694568
>Dodge it
We shall be faster than the lightning.
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>>1694568
>Blast a small bolt of lightning at him
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>>1694568

Dream fighting Whamu? What?

>Blast a small bolt of lightning at him

Let's see if this is like a Freddy Kruger nightmare
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>>1694579
>>1694592
>>1694608
>>1694615
1d100's please
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1694632
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>1694632
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>1694632
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>>1694634
>>1694644
>>1694653
fuck
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>>1694634
Tough break... Writing
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>>1694661

It's just a dream...right?
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jesus, this is gonna be bad
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>>1694568
Whamu hits you with what feels like a small tornado as it slams into your body. You feel the snapping and cracking of bones and joints as you are tossed to the other side of the arena, which prompts Whamu to retort.

"Is this the best you can do? Are you really one of the strongest fighter you Human's have to offer?"

You feel blood pouring out from your arm's head and legs however you still stand up to continue your fight with the king of the monsters. You look over to where your friends sit as your friend's have looks of worry on their faces as Whamu proceeds to rush you down. What do?

>Meet his rush head on
>Try and blast another bolt of lightning
>Other (Write in)
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>>1694696
>Try and blast another bolt of lightning
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>>1694696
>>Meet his rush head on
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>>1694696
>Other (Write in)
Channel Zeus, zap his ass
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>>1694696

>Other (Write in)

Let's see if we can pull off our trick when we first met Duca
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>>1694719
I'll support this.
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>>1694719
>>1694725
roll for your lives
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>1694753
OH GOD
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>1694753

COME ON HIGH NUMBERS
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>1694753
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WELP JOSH IS DEAD
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>>1694765
>>1694766
What?!
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>>1694765
>>1694766
...ʷʳᶦᵗᶦnᵍ
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>two 10s
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Well anons, I can say that Fredrick was right:

God is dead. And we have killed him
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>>1694696
You can barely concentrate as you try and focus your lightning however due to the wind that whamu blasted at you are concussed and cannot even fathom what is happening. Whamu rushes you and proceeds a quick barrage of punches in an attempt to cause as much damage as possible. They do as each one connects it sounds like explosions going off on your skin as they den't bruise and break your body. Whamu finishes it with a gut punch which sends you crashing into a wall causing it to break. You feel your chest nearly broken as even breathing is a chore. You hear Whamu's foot steps slowly walk up to your body on the ground and starts to talk.

"Shame. and I expected more out of you... Guess I was wrong."

He's about to stomp your head into the ground, roll mother fuckers
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>1694833
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>1694833
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>1694833
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>>1694844

Everyone we need to suck Hoplite's dick in thanks. AND I MEAN NOW GODDAMN IT
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>>1694844
https://youtu.be/gXN1yxax448
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>>1694844
Saved by the bell

Writing
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>>1694833
Whamu is about to finish you off when all of the sudden you are jolted awake from your terrible dream... Or your realistic nightmare as you see blood covering your bed sheets and your arm's and legs feel like they are nearly destroyed and your vision is blurry to top it all off. You can barely make out words from all of the ringing in your ears however you can vaguely hear the sound of a Female Hotel staff and Speedwagon. You first manage to hear Speedwagon.

"What happened to him! Was he attacked!?!"

"I don't know however I can see a few bones jutting out of his body. He's isn't stable however I think he is awake, barely..."

You turn to face them even though your vision is still a big blur. The hotel staff woman ask's you.

"Are you awake, nod your head for me."

You nod your head. That action alone put you in agonizing pain which causes you to wince as Speedwagon breathes in a sigh of relief.

"Thank god. For a moment I thought you were dead!"

Duca, Cesar and Joseph come running into the room. With Cesar the first to speak.

"We heard a lot of screaming coming from josh's room so we came to make sure h-"

He spots all of the blood and see's your arm and leg bones jutting out from your skin. You hear in the hallway of the Hotel Claw.

"Wait up assholes! NEXT TIME PICK ME UP, LOBSTER"S CANT MOVE FAST ON LAND!"

what do?

>Try and talk to them
>Try and heal yourself (Roll 1d100)
>Other (write in)
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>>1695023
>>Try and heal yourself (Roll 1d100)
Time to try out the Reiki Chiryu again, we'll master it with time I'm sure.
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>>1695023
>>Try and heal yourself (Roll 1d100)
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>>1695023

>Try and heal yourself (Roll 1d100)

What the fuck happened? Do the Pillarmen have their own Stand user helping them? Goddamn it is it Kruger? Death 13? Fuck
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>>1695023
>Try and heal yourself (Roll 1d100)
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>>1695032
>>1695034
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>>1695038
>>1695072
roll
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>1695090

Maybe the low rolls have died out now?
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>1695090
OVERDRIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPZVGpvHdtQ&t=33s
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>1695090
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>>1695110
noice, Writing
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shit, i didn't know whamu could attack in our dreams
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>>1695023
Shit this isn't good at all. You activate you Hamon to preform Reiki Chiyu. Your body starts to glow pink as Hamon starts surging through your body, the pain though. The pain is almost enough to knock you out again however you manage to stay awake as your Hamon rearranges your bones back into their original position's as you hear a faint german accent.

"Hello? Cesar I came to take you to the pillar me-"

He see's you nearly bleeding everywhere as your bones that are jutting out of your skin go back in.

"D-did I come at a bad time..."

Cesar responds.

"No, we're just having a complication..."

You throwing yourself everywhere in the bed as the healing take's place. Your bones are nearly back in your own body as the cuts upon your head and body start to be sown up. Finally after nearly ten minutes of agonizing pain, seizure like moving and a lot of screaming, you are healed almost back to your old self. Speedwagon ask's

"What in gods green earth was that!"

>I don't know
>WHAMU!
>Other (Write in)
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>>1695282
>>WHAMU!
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>>1695282
>WHAMU!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sblR0eIRW-I
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>>1695282

>WHAMU!
>Other (Write in)

"IT'S THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!"
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>>1695282
>Other (Write in)
DON'T FALL ASLEEP, A STAND USER IS NEARBY THAT CAN KILL YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP
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>>1695307
>>1695309
>>1695325
Whamu it is then

Writing
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>>1695351

It seems that this Stand user is Hypnos the god of sleep. YOU'LL GET A BOLT OF LIGHTNING UP YOUR ASS FOR FUCKING WITH THE KING OF THE GODS YOU CUNT
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>>1695282
"WHAMU!"

From the scare of the dream alone you start to drain any and all electricity near by. All of rome within a 10 mile radius suddenly have a power outage as everything goes black for them. Even car's, flash lights, lamp posts and more have been drained of all electricity. All going towards you like the rats to the piper as it starts to surge within you as if you were a giant battery about to explode from the blast itself. You calm down eventually and the electricity draining finally stops as in the distance you can hear people questioning the sudden loss of power in their homes and businesses. You look over to see Speedwagon absolutely stunned.

"J-Josh what was that!"

CONT
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Meanwhile in the sleeping Pillar man's dream known as Whamu dream's of combat. He is fighting what seem's like a Hamon user but something else. He is firing electricity at him and no matter how hard Whamu tries he just cannot strike this warrior of human decent. He blast's Whamu into the ground with a giant lightning bolt, now leaving whamu defenseless as he mocks him.

"Sad really, from a race I heard all about as all powerful you cannot even defeat a normal Human with Hamon."

His breathing is now labored as he is covered in his own blood and electricity nearly stun's his every movement. He looks up to this warrior.

"W-WHO AND WHAT ARE YOU!"

He laugh's.

"Most of my friend's call me Josh however you may call me."

He raises his hand as lightning surges through it.

"Zeus."

He blast's Whamu and as he laughs at Whamu's pain. After that everything fade's to black.

That is it for this session, will post relationship updates
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We got Whamu scared for his life holy shit
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Rebecca: Highly friendly/Nervous

"Well look's like my nervousness is going away finally with the help of some breathing techniques taught to me by Lisa Lisa."

Dr claw: Best friend/smug

"Annnnnnd josh is suffering from murder dream's... Lovely"

Cesar: Friend/Worried

"What the hell was that!."

Lisa: Friend/Concern

"Thank god that stupid lobster is out of my hair, I can hear myself think for once without hearing him call me "broad"."

Robert E. O. Speedwagon: Worried/friend

"I fear for josh's safety, not even in his dream's he is safe now."

Joseph Joestar: worried/Curious

"Well that was quite the display..."

Suzi Q: happy/friend

"Now that I have the cook book all I need is those ingredients."

Whamu: Fear.

"Who is this warrior of might! I have to warn Kar's and asidisi before its to late."
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Also next session will be tomorrow at the same time as today's

Hosting a Q&A
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>>1695487

What the fuck just happened? Did we just reverse Freddy Kruger Whamu and make him shit his loincloth?
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>>1695498
I guess you will have to find out...
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>>1695522

Alright French of double dubs. So how's therapy going for the one cop we gave a mean hankering of PTSD? And how's Andrew doing?
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>>1695535
Relationship statuses for Andrew and Crenshaw

Crenshaw: Fear

*It ain't me playing in the background as nurses assure him that electricity does not say "Oryia"*

Andrew: Pride/content

"Now that I finally cleaned up des monies streets a little bit and I managed to calm the Media and the people down about that whole incident I can finally get back to trying to get all the blood off of my carpet... Fuckin vampires."
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>>1695561

Sounds like things are going good all in all. So French have you got some other storylines wrote up to go with Cold War shenanigans? And speaking of that, where will it take place?
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>>1695571
Eastern europe, specifically Poland, Hungary, Serbia and russia. It will focus on more on Josh's family and what not. It will be set in the late 50's early 60's
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I think that Josh should start a sister company with Speedwagon.
>Heracles Gymnasium
>On the surface it is a regular gym that anyone can join
>Beneath the surface however, it is an organization of Stand users created to monitor, record, and govern each other.
>Major members are given positions named after Greek Gods and Goddesses
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>>1695585

We'll eventually run out of Greek Gods and Greek heroes. What's another pantheon we could use? I'd say Norse, because goddamn it I want to use them.

>>1695579

Got it bossman, so we'll have a Stand fight with a proto-Pucci ontop of a nuclear missile right?
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>>1695647
There are 12 main greek gods and goddesses and 16 Titans, along with 24 minor Greek gods and goddesses. We'll have to get to the Norse if we get REALLY big but 58 Major Stand users is pretty big as is
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Well. This'll need a new thread, French?
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Here is the dice and battle system >>1670606 (OP) (OP)

previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Yet+another+jojo%27s+bizarre+adventure+quest

that being said, now we're off to the races.

Session start
Out of all the places you could have possibly moved to, why on earth did it have to be the most dangerous. Almost dying every damn time of day, even the names of the street sounded like a deadly movie killer, Merle Hay. No matter you are josh Borkowsk, age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the brewing bar fight known as Europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies Iowa for the reasons previously mentioned.


"WHAMU!"

From the scare of the dream alone you start to drain any and all electricity near by. All of rome within a 10 mile radius suddenly have a power outage as everything goes black for them. Even car's, flash lights, lamp posts and more have been drained of all electricity. All going towards you like the rats to the piper as it starts to surge within you as if you were a giant battery about to explode from the blast itself. You calm down eventually and the electricity draining finally stops as in the distance you can hear people questioning the sudden loss of power in their homes and businesses. You look over to see Speedwagon absolutely stunned.

"J-Josh what was that!"

Mark, still looking confused ask's once more.

"Should I leave since this is a really bad time..."

What say?

>No, we still need to destroy those pillar men!
>Other (Write in)
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>>1698649
>No, we still need to destroy those pillar men!
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>>1698649

>No, we still need to destroy those pillar men!

KILL THEM ALL AND LET GOD SORT THEM OUT
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>>1698649
>>No, we still need to destroy those pillar men!
>KILL THEM ALL AND LET GOD SORT THEM OUT
We saw fangs. WE SEEK BLOOD.
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>>1698649
>>No, we still need to destroy those pillar men!
WHAMU TARNISHED OUR HONOR BY MOCKING US, WE WILL SHOW HIM THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS
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>>1698697

Well, to be fair. In his own dream we fucked him up. I'm still questioning what the fuck actually happened, was it a Stand or not?
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>>1698703
it was probably pillarman magic bullshit
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>>1698660
>>1698665
>>1698689
>>1698697
Writing
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>>1698649
"NO WE NEED TO DESTROY THOSE PILLAR MEN!"

You almost scream at the top of your lungs. Cesar and Joseph have a look of concern on their faces as well as speedwagon. Mark shrugs.

"Well ze car is outside when you are ready..."

He slowly walks out of the room and into the hallway to head back out with the car. You manage to get up on your own to feet and look towards the bed. It is covered in blood and from where your bones jutted out left puncture marks that reveal the bed's stuffing. Speedwagon once again speaks up.

"Josh, I need you to talk to me! What on earth was that about!"

Well?

>Tell him. Maybe he has an explanation
>Don't tell him, he wouldn't understand and you don't want to freak him out
>Other (Write in)
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>>1698802

>Tell him. Maybe he has an explanation

SPEEDWAGON FUCKING HELP US WITH THIS DREAM BULLSHIT
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>>1698802
>>Tell him. Maybe he has an explanation
>>Other (Write in)
THOSE FUCKERS KILLED MY FAMILY. I WILL SEE THEIR END.
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>>1698802
>Tell him. Maybe he has an explanation
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>>1698810
>>1698811
>>1698815
writing
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>>1698802
"THOSE FUCKERS KILLED MY FAMILY. I WILL SEE THEIR END."

Speedwagon puts both hands on your shoulders and starts shaking you.

"Josh slow down! Take a deep breath and tell me what happened."

You inhale... And exhale in an attempt to compose yourself, speedwagon tell's both Joseph and Cesar to wait out in the car, after thirty second's of calm breathing you calm yourself down and tell him everything that happened. After which Speedwagon starts to shake his head.

"This is... Concerning, the man you fought in your dreams looks like one of the pillar men that Mark has told us about. Look let's just go into the Pillar men's resting ground, destroy them and, most likely, when we do will stop whatever is happening. Deal?"

You cannot hide your nervousness however you agree with him none the less.

"Deal."

"Perfect, now let's get to the car. Mark, Cesar and Joseph are waiting on us and the sooner we can destroy those monsters the better!"

You and Speedwagon head out of your rooms and out in the street where you see Mark arguing with Claw and Duca.

"What do you mean we can't go in the car! WERE FRIEND"S WITH THE VERY PEOPLE YOU ARE HELPING DAMNIT!"

Claw argue's however mark just shake's his head

"Sorry, I can only take Joseph, Josh, Cesar and Speedwagon to the site! Commander's orders."

Duca is utterly fuming, so much so you can see a trail of smoke escape his hand's as he speaks.

"Come on Mark! You can't do this to us!"

He say's the exact same thing as he told Claw which only prompts him to get even more angry.

What do?

>Tell them to just wait at the hotel and maybe explore the city
>Try and convince Mark to let them in the car
>Other (Write in)
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>>1698893
>Try and convince Mark to let them in the car
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>>1698893

>Try and convince Mark to let them in the car
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>>1698893
>>Try and convince Mark to let them in the car
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>>1698893
>Try and convince Mark to let them in the car
"Mark, i know this may sound crazy, but in the extremely off chance that they are awake we would need all the strength we can get."
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>>1698913
>>1698917
>>1698933
>>1698954
1d100's to make the nutzi disobey orders
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1698984
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>>1698987
WELP I FUCKED UP
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>1698984
why am i doing this
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>1698984
>>1698997
because 100s exist anon
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>>1698987
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING
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Rolled 23 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1698984

Plus ten to guilt-tripping him about the Polacks

>>1698987

I hope Whamu visits your dreams tonight to kill you anon. I honestly hope so
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>>1698987
Writing...
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>>1698987
>>1699007
>>1699010
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>>1698893
"Come on mark pleeeease, they are friends of mine..."

Mark's face goes from annoyed to angry.

"HÖREN SIE HIER IHNEN KLEINER SCHEISSE ICH HABE NICHT KEIN HIER GERADE GERADE ZUR INSULTIERT UND ANNOYED VON EINEM ARSONISTEN! Ein POLNISCHER MANN! UND AA FICKEN LOBSTER ICH BEREITS HASSE MEIN JOB ALS APART DES WEHRMACHT UND ICH BRAUCHE NICHT, DASS SIE HARDER FÜR MICH BILDEN. HÖRST DU MICH! KEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN UND AUCH HÖLLE NICHT!"

Duca and Claw slowly back away and Speedwagon tries to get in the car as slowly as possible as mark continues his outburst.

"CH KEINE KENNEN KENNEN, WARUM ICH ARBEITEN ALS SOLDAT IN DER ARMEE! Ich bekomme einen PATHETISCHEN ZAHLEN! ICH KONSTANTIERT DURCH BORDERLINE-IDIOTEN, DIE NICHT HABEN, DASS SIE DAS LEICHTIGE KLARE WAS IST, WAS SIE SOLLTEN UND WERDEN ALLE GANZEN WELT SEHEN, SEHEN SIE IHNEN, DASS DAS GROßE GUTE SELBST HABE, DASS ICH NICHT EIN EINZELKRIEG VERBRENNT WURDE!. JEDER NICHT DEUTSCHES ALLIED LAND IST IMMER DAS GLEICHE! "HAN IST HAN'S HANS HABEN SIE EIN KRIEGSKRIEG FÜR IHR LAND GEKOMMEN!" UND ICH IST IMMER IHN NICHT, ABER SIE GLAUBEN NIEMALS MICH. ICH BIN IHNEN ALLE! SO ERKLÄREN IHRE FREUNDE NICHT! SIE WERDEN NICHT ZU BEZEICHNET, DASS SIE FESTEN IDIOTEN !!!

"Jesus mark I will I will!"

His face goes back to smiling as if nothing happened.

"Danke!"

You go into the car to the clapping of Cesar.

"Well done josh! I've never seen Mark so angry before!"

Joseph and Cesar laugh. Mark quickly get's in the drivers seat, starts the engine and the car is off to the pillar men's location.

On they way their you decide to strike up a conversation about...

>Other (Write in)
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>>1699072
>Other (Write in)
How great Poland is compared to Germany, i'm sure Hans isn't listening
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>>1699072

Proud German anger

>Other (Write in)

"Hey Joseph, I can tell you what a Stand is: it's one of those spots where you buy shit."
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>>1699072
for those who do not understand german he is saying that he does not get paid enough considering that he already has to cart ploish filth around and his pet fucking lobster>>1699091
suporting but say it in polish
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>>1699100
>>1699125
roll to piss him off even further
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>1699148
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>1699148
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>1699148

DIE FROM OSMOSIS
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>1699148
Praying for a 1
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>>1699156
well you did that...

Writing
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>>1699173
Eh, he's a Nazi. No one likes Nazis
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