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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.

5 vampire hunters, 1 little girl, a totally-not-a-witch and a vampire minion being forced to work for the side of humans, are going to traverse a vampire castle to kill the Vampire Lord there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.

Currently, the hunters are back at the hunter outpost set up in the taken over clocktower of the castle, planning their next move.

Each character needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n' shit.

Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the character to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter

Need at least 1 player for each dude, DOESN'T mean each character is limited to 1 player.

The more players each character has, the more rerolls that team gets.

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES

https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1862298
>I'm now alongside the main three vampires hunters in the OP image.
Neat.
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>>1862301
Very nice.
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>>1862303
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>>1862304
So, yeah, just to keep it on hand until Joseph prove to be mature enough to not meddle with eldritch items, I'll ask Broseph if I can hold onto the arm he cut off from Joseph.
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>>1862304
I think I should apologize profusely to broseph for running into him.
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>>1862307
"What arm"
>>1862308
"No big deal, dont worry about it"
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>>1862313
The arm you chopped off from Joseph to punish him for meddling with eldritch artefacts beyond his comprehension.
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>>1862313
What a cool guy.
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>>1862317
"Oh that arm. I threw it away"
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>>1862322
Maybe you could get a golem arm to replace it? Or I could try to heal him...
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>>1862322
Wait, why? You know that means we need to get him a cool new metal arm when he finished not being a heretic for like five threads or whatever timeunits they count as, right?
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>>1862324
"No no. Don't heal him. He'll never learn his lesson that way"
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>>1862298
oh what a horrible day it is today....
you had to choose today
it had to be this day!
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>>1862324
>>1862330
He isn't supposed to have a second arm. It's punishment for activating a eldritch transformation bomb with no understanding how it works, likely scarring the minds of Oswell and Jon through doing so.

Also, Broseph, >>1862327
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>>1862330
>>1862333
Ah, alright. Fair enough.

Hrm, so how does the fanart dealie work? Could I get some more spellbooks with that?
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>>1862333
"Pffft, we'll deal with it when that happens. Probably just gonna tape a stick to the stump or something"

>>1862332
What about today
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Rolled 42, 56 = 98 (2d100)

>>1862298
pre-rolling to produce potion of fabulous hair growth that we will call FolliCall and a potion of hair removal that we will call Baldimore.

Also, its 2am so i'm calling it a night.
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Rolled 64, 78 = 142 (2d100)

>>1862346
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>>1862345
>>1862342
Anyway, does anyone has anything they need to do before we continue back where we left off? I want to check what the new guys have in their inventory before we do so.
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>>1862349
Bob tried to produce potion of fabulous hair growth that he would call FolliCall and a potion of hair removal that he would call Baldimore.

But he fucked up and and the concoctions exploded and knocked him out

>>1862342
Ah yes. And how many fanarts was that, about 4 aint it.
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>>1862345
it's the day of my horrible birth
when my orc mother released a spore seed from her tooth like womb. WHY TODAY!?
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>>1862353
three, actually. One of two forms for bob.
one of Eldritch Oswell and Joseph.
and Wilda.
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>>1862354
I'm sorry for your loss
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>>1862353
How many fanarts did I produce, anyway? I'm sure I did a few. myself.

>>1862354
Wait, orc mother? What do you mean by that?
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>>1862356
it can't be helped
Mushroom dad is more upset than I
hahahahahaha!
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>>1862357
you see the orc in my name?
I'm an Orc. If you missed that.
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>>1862361
Last time I checked, Jon wasn't a orc. Unless you're actually a orc who knocked out the real Jon and pretended to be him all this time, in which case I might need to mace your face in.
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>>1862355
Then you get 3 pieces of equipment from the Hunter Merchant's chest of wonders

books, robes, staves, hat n shit

>>1862357
Yes, but all of em were mostly reaction images of yourself, and we dont promote narcissism here
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>>1862363
we are doing meta right now
Op figured that out you should too.
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>>1862365
>and we dont promote narcissism here
Really activates the almonds there, OP.
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>>1862369
I know right
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>>1862352
I should have a (completely non-heretical) spellbook with my own healing spells and offense magic in there, A magic staff, and a pouch full of totally normal reagents.

Also a little envelope in my hat addressed to me.

>>1862365
Alright, I'll take a nice new staff. And a book on some magic that can be used against vampires.

I'll go with another book to boost healing spells. I'll do better clothing later.
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>>1862371
kek
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>>1862371
Would it count as fanart if I draw the other hunters clothes being worn by Wilda by any chance?

>>1862373
We already have two healers (Me and Horace), so I think you might be able to skip the healing spells for now.
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>>1862377
I'm curious if healing a vampire hurts them, but if you insist.

>>1862365
change healing book for a book on animating constructs.
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>>1862373
> And a book on some magic that can be used against vampires.
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>>1862384
and a handy cook book
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>>1862382
You're thinking of zombies and skeletons there. Vampires still has a thread on the mortal coil, so healing them still heals them.

>>1862384
Apparently cooking is now considered a form of magic. Huh.
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>>1862389
shush
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>>1862397
I mean, she asked for a book about magic that is effective against vampires. This implies that cooking is magic.
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>>1862404
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>>1862407
ah makes sense
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>>1862407
Now you're saying that cooking isn't inherently magical in itself. Which is it, OP?
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>>1862407
Go visit Brobat
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>>1862407
Oh good, I was missing that one back home.
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>>1862412
Heeeey, how about we come along with you? I think I left something over at his place that I really need back.
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>>1862416
I'll get your stuff back
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>>1862413
Bob tries to leave!

Bob can't leave. Something's pulling him back
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>>1862421
Oh my. Are you saying... Bob finds me... attractive?

eheheheh... I'm sorry.
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>>1862419
>>1862421
I know, that's why I'm coming with you, to get my stuff back from them.
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>>1862421
>>1862427
Couldn't get away. I doubt Brobat would trust me with you in tow, Wilda. And I don't want you trying to murderize him
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>>1862421
you can never leave us bob
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>>1862430
That's why I have that mask, to pretend to be your mini-you, me.
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>>1862434
Maybe Brobat's not high enough to be fooled
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>>1862426
Well it's more like an actual invisible physical force pulling him back by the head, preventing him from leaving.
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>>1862436
Wat
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>>1862436
shake him
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>>1862436
Wait, did the Alter Priest cast some kind of invisable binding rope to him or something?
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>>1862444
>>1862436
Sorry, I'm not into bondage
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>>1862443
"That mask I sold you is enchanted to prevent you from leaving the party"
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>>1862446
huehuehue
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>>1862446
Nice one, HM. That calls for what you guys call a hi-five!
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>>1862446
Shiet. Can't trust a former vampire eh? Will it let me go if I take Wilda with me?
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>>1862446
Interesting.

Anyone else in the party have garlic by any chance?
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>>1862449
>>1862451
"You must have at least 2 hunters following you to count as a party"

>>1862453
"I can sell you some"

Also shhhh, nobody say anything about me not actually giving the 3 equipment for Cordelia yet
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>>1862457
Well, do you happen to have any vampire disguises that we can use with someone to pretend to be bloodsuckers so that we can go along with Bob?

Also, OP, you said nobody should say anything about that, but you just said so right here, right now.
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>>1862457
What if I take the mask off
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>>1862469
It would be extremely painful.
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>>1862471
For me
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>>1862457
now pet bob
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>>1862476
>Not "You're a small girl"
Why do you always have to ruin the jokes, Bob.
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>>1862483
You're a big girl for jokes
>>1862480
Don't come onto me Jon
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>>1862463
"Go a range of selection from cheap wooden masks to form fitting fake faces"
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>>1862486
Take off the mask
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>>1862486
Which one is more effective in the goal of pretending to be a vampire, then?
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>>1862490
Under it is another mask
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>>1862495
Sorry merchant.

Meant to take off my own mask
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>>1862495
The classic double mask, always handy to prevent a dramatic unmasking.
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>>1862501

Under it is another mask
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>>1862511
Keep taking off masks and sell them to hunter merchant
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>>1862457
I will trade you two dried frogs and an eye of newt for some garlic.

Also, any books on conjuring constructs or nice magical staves? I'll settle for one on animating objects...
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>>1862514
The spare masks disappear as soon as Bob pulls them off.

>>1862523
Cordelia got some garlic, a new staff and a new book
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>>1862538
So does anyone want to come with Wilda and I to get her stuff back
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>>1862538
I gotta take a nap I'll be back later
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>>1862545
I'll say Cordelia should come along, that way we can have Team Girls' Night Out for a while!
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>>1862556
I'm not a girl though
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>>1862545
Sweet!

>>1862545
>>1862556
Right! Team Girl's night out. Bob you are a girl now.
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>>1862559
>>1862556
>>1862561
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>>1862562
Ask dice god if I was a girl long ago that was cursed to be a man
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>>1862559
You look enough like a girl to count, tho. Just let that hair flow, and people will mistake you for one.
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>>1862559
Would you like me to try to fix that with magic? It's not really my forte, but...
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>>1862565
Odds or evens?
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>>1862575
Evens, sure
>>1862567
We'll see if it comes to that
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>>1862578
I mean, I could try it anyway even if that's not the case...

But I call dibs on True Walter's dress.
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>>1862578
Roll 1d6 for the answer to your question of " if I was a girl long ago that was cursed to be a man"

Odds: Nah, bob just have a bitchface
Evens: Yeah
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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>1862586
Let's see what the answer of my one true deity is
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>>1862586
>>1862590
I thought your one true deity was whatever god the vampires pray to? The vampire god?
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>>1862590
Turns out the answer was genetics.

Bob just had a bitchface
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>>1862599
Guess that still makes you a homo then, Bob. A homo alongside Mr. Bitchface Joseph.
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>>1862594
There's no vampire god. Most just worship Kaine
>>1862599
I guess I gotta endure it for now
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>>1862599
We can do the magic anyways. I never got to test it before.
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>>1862607
Well aight, guess it's better to be a girl than a trap dude.
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>>1862607
Why do I have the feeling we're entering a piss forest all of a sudden?
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>>1862611
Ffffwwwwooookkkkkssssshhhhhhhh
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>>1862619
Do I need to roll for this?

>>1862612
I am not familiar with this term
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1862623
Roll 1d10
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>>1862619
Just fuck me up senpai
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>>1862619
Oh wow, she turned her hat back to black. That's some powerful magic.

>>1862623
You poor, naive adult...
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1862624

Damn, that's a bit beyond my skill level at this time. Sorry Bob.
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>>1862634
It's cool, don't worry
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>>1862634
Due to not being well-versed in this shcool of magic...Cordelia accidentally summons the spirit of Chad the First to kick Bob in the face instead. THe spirit then disappears.
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>>1862647
I am REALLY sorry. Let's keep moving.
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>>1862647
Call Chad the first of my memories a shit sucker
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>>1862647
We all make that mistake sometimes, trying to shift another person's gender from one to another, but end up summoning a spirit of that person's rival. I think it's time to get my stuff back.

Also, I'll just leave this here.
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>>1862656
The memory of Chad the first then kicks Bob in the face
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>>1862665
Let me try before continuing

Brew a potion of gender bending
>>1862663
Coolio
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>>1862665
Will the memory of that memory of Chad the First also kick Bob in the face?
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>>1862668
Bob accidentally crewed a potion of Kicking Bob in the face instead
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>>1862663
Wilda looks adorable as a smol witch.

>>1862665
Apparently I have a talent for necromancy though. I'll have to keep an eye out for tomes of that.
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>>1862672
Might as well join the club, and kick Bob in the face myself.
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>>1862672
Holy shit.

>>1862676
All the cool kids are doing it.
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>>1862672
Stop crewing shit and brew the potion
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>>1862683
Before Bob can stop crewing and actually brewing....Wilda kicked him in the face
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>>1862689
Hey, this is fun!
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>>1862689
Help me please, assault
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>>1862695
You heard him, Broseph, he's asking to be assaulted!
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>>1862689
>>1862693
I thought you wanted your gear back. Then again, I did waste time trying to turn him into a girl...
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>>1862693
>>1862709
And so Broseph removed Wilda....AND THEN KICKED BOB IN THE FACE.

Nah just kidding. If he did he'd probably decap Bob.
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>>1862724
Thank you Broseph, you're a kind lad. Just like your brother Joseph, sometimes, when he's not causing chaos
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>>1862724
I'm gonna heal bob now, okay? Okay.

I know how to do this decently at least.
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>>1862724
Well, before heading off, check to see what I can gain from the fanart over at >>1862663, and blast Bob with a healing round from my cannon to bring him back to full health.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1862729
>>1862731
Roll 1d10
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1862736

Isn't this overkill?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1862736
Bang.
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>>1862741
Bob is fully healed. Then enchantment that was put on his masked was also fully healed. Now it can last for another century.
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>>1862753
Thanks

Now brew the potion
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>>1862753
Very nice. Drinks all around... except all I have is water.
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>>1862755
The potion was also fully healed


So it kicked Bob in the face again
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>>1862755
>>1862769
In the meantime, I'll see what I can get from the hunter merchant with the fanart I drew.
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>>1862769
Brew a potion of gender bending, not a potion of face kicking
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>>1862776
Can you please get out of the piss forest already, Bob? If you don't, the kicking will continue as normal.
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>>1862771
"A burrito"
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>>1862769
Was bob ever beaten this much before he switched sides?

>>1862779
SCORE.
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>>1862779
How come the witch-like-but-totally-isn't-one girl gets a new staff for her work, but I just get a single burrito?
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>>1862779
Brew coffee
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1862788
He got molested instead

>>1862790
Because this burrito heals HP to full no matter how much you have left

>>1862792
Roll 1d10
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1862795
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>>1862790
I'm new. Supply and demand.

Lots of magician gear because no magicians.

>>1862795
damn that's a good burrito.

I might have to go for burritos soon.
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>>1862795
I'm not one for consumables, excluding the power potions butijustlikethetasteokay? But if that's the only thing I can get, I'll take it. Can it revive someone from the dead as well?
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>>1862799
Bob accidentally brewed the coffee into a fist that punched him in the face.

>>1862801
If you managed to get them to chew it
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>>1862803
That'll be somewhat easy. How many 'charges' does it have, or is it just a single-use consumable?
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>>1862803
This is depressing
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>>1862803
I knew this would happen.

We should leave to get that gear now.
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>>1862803
>>1862809
In that case, I would like to trade the burrito in to get that vampire diguise I spoke about, for the non-heretic girl over there.
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>>1862808
The depressing nature of the situation kicks Bob in the face

>>1862814
The burrito is traded for a mask
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>>1862819
>>1862809
Here, whatever your name is, have this mask!
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>>1862819
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
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>>1862834
Yes
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>>1862842
Now let head out, to get some loot from the vampires, get hint to who the next Elder Vampire is, and get my gear back!

And, also, I never really got your name, witchy-hatted lady.
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>>1862842
K take these fools to get Wildas stuff back from Brobat
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>>1862847
Moving to Brobat
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>>1862858
Oh shit Brobat, look out for that loading arrow!
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>>1862858
My one true dice god, can we have a random encounter on the way there?
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>>1862860
"Who said that"

>>1862869
Now who wants to roll for encounter.
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>>1862872
I can, if no one else is up for the task
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>>1862872
Since Bob asked for it, he can roll for it. Also, equip the mask I took from Bob and turn my hat 180' so that I can pretend to be a little vampire girl.
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>>1862880
Roll 1d10
10: Armless legless ghouls
8-9: Vampires
5-7: Stronger vampires
3-4: Elite Vampires
2: Mini Boss
1: Final Boss

>>1862888
>equip the mask I took from Bob and turn my hat 180'
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1862902
Rolling 1 here and making Kaine appear would be kinda awkward wouldn't it
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>>1862902
On the Y axis, not the X one!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1862846
"My name is Cordelia."

>>1862902
the perfect disguise
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>>1862914
I'm Wilda, and wHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO
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>>1862906
don't worry, our disguises are FLAWLESS.
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>>1862914
>>1862919
Luckily it was only my roll, Cordelias roll shouldnt count
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>>1862919
I forgot to remove the dice after updating.
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Is OP kill?
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>>1862990
Prolly
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>>1862990
Yeah. PC Crashed so I had to reboot. Dangit.

So what's going on again
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>>1862994
We found some vamps
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some stupid fuck on Random got my work IP Banned by asking for money

also new thread yay.

>>1862994
Group up with the Party.
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>>1862994
Bob rolled a 8, so we're getting Vampires according to what you posted.
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>>1863007
Oh hey Joseph is awake
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>>1863007
>>1863007
>>1862999
Ah yes.Vampires.
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>>1863014
but more importantly

Where is brobat?
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>>1863014
Oh shit, is that Brad and Jake?
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>>1863016
Somewhere else behind after these guys, deeper into the 7th floor
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>>1863023
What's up guys
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>>1863023
How do you do, fellow vampires?
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>>1863028
"Who the hell are you assholes"
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>>1863023
this might have been a poorly thought out idea, Coming along with the espionage team. I'm just gonna go on back to the hideout, i heard we have a skeleton now.
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>>1863037
I'm Matt, from the alchemical combat division. And this is my cousin
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>>1863037
>>1863040
I'm Blilda, Matt's cousin.
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>>1863037
They are vampires, and I am a vampire witch. We are here to drop off resumes.
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>>1863038

The armless wonder returns to base

>>1863040
>>1863042
>>1863045
"Never heard of such a division"

"Yeah, you bozos seems like you're lying"

"Plus we don't use resumes. We have portfolios"
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>>1863049
Master Mark formed a alchemical combat division unit shortly before his demise, I'm not surprised you guys who live higher up haven't heard about it yet.
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>>1863049
I heard someone cleared the lower floors and flew in from out of state to get a job and you jerks tell me NOW I needed a portfolio?!
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>>1863056
"Oh so you one of Mark's eh? So, if you're from an official divison, where are your papers?"
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>>1863049
Why would I, Blilda, lie about who I am? Can't you hear what my buddies are saying?
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>>1863061
I hear some suspicous conversation from the group.

I'm going to wait outside the Hallway, where the vampires cant see me, And if things get rough, Jump in to help.
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>>1863061
What, you think I just carry around my papers all the time? They're at my room. Just chill out playas.
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>>1863066
>>1863067
"Then go get it. Nobody's passing through here without proper clearance"
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>>1863061
I told you all I have is a resume. But I mean, I could always show you a few fireballs if you want that.
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Am I allowed to post a scene or is this Op only draws? had a idea of someone from the group entering an almost empty tavern.
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>>1863073
Say, Blordelia, can you magic up our papers so that we can give them them.

>>1863076
Blordelia, no!
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>>1863073
Come one man, my room is at the lower floors. It's gonna take ages to get em. How about I hook ya up with some good shit and maybe you can turn a blind eye to our passing?
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>>1863079
wat
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>>1863080
What? Yeah, sure, I can produce papers like that.

Let me just... 'teleport' in our papers. And my portfolio.
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>>1863079
>>1863089
What did he mean by this?
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I just noticed Cordelia has the same stats as me but +1 hp
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>>1863076
Fireball?
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>>1863096
Because she doesn't get molested by vampires in her spare time. Also, I didn't bring this up before, but I have much more health than Joseph right now.
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>>1863095
>>1863079
I'd like to say a fanart of the group in a tavern, but I think he's also trying to QM. In a NAP Thread...
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>>1863098
Blilda said not to. I'm gonna bring in papers instead.

Entire legal, totally legitimate vampire papers.
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>>1863102
>but I think he's also trying to QM. In a NAP Thread...
You know what that means, right?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>1863104
Roll 1d10 to warp in totes legit vampire papers
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>>1863110
please no
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1863112
The dice have been cruel today.
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>>1863130
damnit. This one worked last time I cast it, I swear.
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>>1863130
Accidentally warped in Broseph instead

"OH SHIT A HUNTER"

"I KNEW IT! THOSE AREN'T REAL VAMPS!"

"GET 'EM!"
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>>1863141
Welp. Let Broseph deal with them
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>>1863141
RUN AROUND FROM THE CORRIDOR AND CHOP THE FUCK OUT OF A VAMPIRES HEAD
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>>1863141
Well, crap. Mace Tornado the vampires in Flail mode as they are distracted by Broseph being summoned!
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1863154
>>1863150
>>1863149
Before anybody else can do anything.

JOSEPH JUMPS IN FOR A SURPRISE ATTACK WHOOOOOOOOA

Joseph roll 1d15
Power +12 Joseph
Vampire has +16 Power
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Rolled 5 (1d15)

>>1863160
EAT SHIT
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>>1863162
Yeah, you're going to be eating shit right there, Joseph.
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>>1863162
aw...

>>1863164
well it is kinda hard to attack with one arm

and a nerfed axe

thanks other joseph
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>>1863160
Fuck it. We're going loud. FIREBALL!

Also, I am REALLY good at summoning for some reason.
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>>1863167
Why not be a tank and use a shield
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>>1863172
He has one arm.
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>>1863184
He only needs 1 arm to use a shield
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>>1863162
The vamp counters with a sword slash!

Joseph has 16/20 HP reft!

Now who's active in this battle so I can count the turn order?
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>>1863193
hi
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>>1863193
Do we need to fight? Can't Broseph just obliterate them?
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>>1863193
I'm still here.
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>>1863193
I'm here for like 2 hrs and then I get burritos. FIREBALL!
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>>1863197
Well sure, I mean if you want him to take all the credit, mmrmmrmmrm
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>>1863204
I guess we can let Broseph stand back and let him see if we work well together
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>>1863204
Can I join in with Broseph in murdering the vampires, tho? Please?
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>>1863204
Cordelia, Bob, and Wilda have the same speed. Joseph is slow tho.
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Rolled 3, 7 = 10 (2d10)

>>1863208
Yes. That could also work. Let's have Broseph hang back for a while to see if the new members can work together.

And since everyone involved in this battle has 15 Speed. Cept for Joseph

Everyone, except for Joseph, will now have to roll for their turn order. Order goes from the highest roller to lowest
Wilda, bob and Cordelia roll 1d10
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>1863225
Gotta go fast.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1863225
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1863225
If people have the same speed the turn order should go by the alphabet order of the first letter of everyones names :^)
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>>1863233
So you go behind Cordelia then, Girlyface.
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>>1863233
and have Wilda go last?
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>>1863233
Oh okay.

Aaron Aaronson the vampire goes first
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>>1863236
Yes
>>1863235
Real names, not nicknames Bub
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>>1863238
might need to heal joseph, just saying.
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>>1863238
Sure
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>>1863239
Isn't Girlyface your original name, however?

>>1863238
So wait, if he's Aaron Aaronson, wouldn't he just be Aaron Jr.?
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>>1863247
Nah my original name is Bob Ezekiel the Fourth
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>>1863244
Aaron Aaronson then pulls out his Positron Rifle and aims it at Girlyface
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>>1863257
wait, how the hell do vampires have this kind of tech so early? The fishiness of this place just got even fishier.
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>>1863257
You just activated my trap card, and I use the trap card to summon all five pieces of exodia, fulfilling the ultimate board state and killing my opponent
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>>1863257
WAT.
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Rolled 7, 4 = 11 (2d10)

>>1863264
You dare doubt the unfishness of my fish?

Then the vampire opted to stab bob twice instead.

Bob roll 1d10
Vamp has +16 Power
Bob has +15 Speed
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1863272
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>>1863272
Be careful OP, he's going to fire you out of the Positron Rifle!
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>>1863275
GirlyBitchFaceMcGee gets stabbed twice and now has 7/15 HP reft.

And according to alphebetical order, it's now Cordelia's turn
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>>1863272
alright bob you better hit them back hard.
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>>1863286
GROUP HEALING.
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>>1863286
>>1863288
I can intercept to save Girlyface's face when needed, so can you figure out what abilities you have to use at your exposal?
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>>1863291
WE DON'T NEED HEALS JUST YET. Focus on dealing damage for us right now.
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>>1863291
Ah yes, let's pick that spell from the current spellbook, yes?
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>>1863295
>>1863286
FIREBALL IT IS.
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>>1863303
>Face Rot
Good times...
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Rolled 2, 7 = 9 (2d10)

>>1863306
Roll 1d10 to cast Fireball at the vampires

+20 Special Cordelia
+14 Willl vamps
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1863328

SET MAGIC TO FUCK IT!
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>>1863350
...my rolls are really bad today.
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>>1863328
>>1863350
>>1863364
Thankfully the vampires weren't prepared for a magic user to show up to murder their kind.
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>>1863350
The fireball explodes in their faces!

Both vampires now have 10/18 HP left!

And they're also on fire.

It's now the turn of Frank the vamp.

The burning causes his HP to drop to 8/18 HP!

Hunters roll 1d10, lowest gets targetted
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1863384
COME AT ME, VAMPIRE!
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1863384
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1863384

here we go
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1863387
OH SHIT SPEAR ATTACK

Wilda roll 1d10
+16 Power Frank the Vamp
+20 Power Wilda
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1863412
Denied.
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>>1863414
Blocked!

It's now Girlyface Mcbitchtits Homopants Gaylord Ezekiel the Fourth's turn
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>>1863430
Chill it with the names guys plz

Chuck weed potion at vamps
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>>1863439
>Chill it with the names guys plz
Alright then, Girlyface Mcbitchtits Homopants Gaylord Ezekiel the Fourth of House Suckdics of the Southern Blowjoblands.
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>>1863445
That's trying too hard already.
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>>1863439
Girlyface Mcbitchtits Homopants Gaylord Ezekiel the Fourth of House Suckdics of the Southern Blowjoblands throws the weed potion at the vampires.

Girlyface Mcbitchtits Homopants Gaylord Ezekiel the Fourth of House Suckdics of the Southern Blowjoblands, heir to the throne of Cocks, massager of penises and toucher of weiners, roll 1d10

Girlyface Mcbitchtits Homopants Gaylord Ezekiel the Fourth of House Suckdics of the Southern Blowjoblands, heir to the throne of Cocks, massager of penises , toucher of weiners, chronic masturbator, pincher of posteriors and wearer of shorts has +20 Special
Vamps has +14 Will
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1863469
And that's trying too hard to the maximum

Also you forgot your rolls scrub
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>>1863469
>>1863472
Are we sure Girlyface Mcbitchtits Homopants Gaylord Ezekiel the Fourth of House Suckdics of the Southern Blowjoblands, heir to the throne of Cocks, massager of penises , toucher of weiners, chronic masturbator, pincher of posteriors, wearer of shorts and betrayer to his own kind who molested him isn't trying to pretend to be a homoerotic version of Plague Knight from those vidya games?
I mean, I can see a resemblance between the former and the latter.
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>>1863472
>>1863472
Suddenly, a giant foot appears and kicked Girlyface Mcbitchtits Homopants Gaylord Ezekiel the Fourth of House Suckdics of the Southern Blowjoblands, heir to the throne of Cocks, massager of penises , toucher of weiners, chronic masturbator, pincher of posteriors, wearer of shorts and betrayer to his own kind who molested him, in the face.
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>>1863479
what is this quest even.
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>>1863487
Aight I get it, could we get back on track?
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>>1863492
To murder vampires, of course!
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>>1863494
"...d...duude...I think I regconize that voice....I think...that's Bob, maaaan"

"Oh shiiiiiiiiit...Bob? what is he doing on the hunters' siide, dude?"

"fuuuuck man I dunnnooooo....maybe....maybe,,,,he found a new gay loveer or something, hehehehehe"

"pfffttt...hahahahahahah"

Vamps then started chuckling to themselves uncontrollably.

Also their to hit bonuses got a -4.

It's now Wilda's turn
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>>1863519
I need that positron cannon. it's vital for magical things.
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>>1863527
I would think that my voice is a tad different from back when I was a vambeast
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>>1863538
Which is why it took getting high for the vampires to regconize it
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>>1863543
How feminine or masculine is my voice on a scale of 1 to 10?
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>>1863527
Mace Tornado, in mace form! I want to see if I can knock Frank's head off his shoulders!

>>1863538
>>1863543
Even then, it took until you throwing the weed potion for them to realise it is you.

>>1863547
I say roll for it on a d10.
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>>1863547
Roll 1d10
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1863555
Aight, leaving it up to the true god as usual
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>>1863563
Ah yes. Bob's voiced can be described as "Slightly deeper than a little girl"
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>>1863567
Oh god damn it. So, uhh... Can I roll for the size of my male member?
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>>1863572
At this rate, it's going to be concaved private.
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>>1863572
are you sure you want to risk that?
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>>1863553
Roll 2d10

Wilda has +20 Power
Vamps has 16-4 = +12 Power
If Wilda's first roll beat my second roll, and if Wilda's second roll is >=4 then Frank gets his head smushed

>>1863572
It's smaller than Mark's
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>>1863582
This is the last thread of hope I have left
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>>1863585
Well that's a given. Just wanted to know the estimated size, given that the vampbeasts intimidate and lead others with the size of their schlongs after all
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Rolled 8, 8 = 16 (2d10)

>>1863585
>It's smaller than Mark's
And last we seen of him, he didn't even have a dick.
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>>1863593
Oh he totally did. That doll body was anatomically correct.

Too correct.
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>>1863597
...Well, that's getting too lewd for a little primordial girl. I didn't need the thought of the true Walter fucking Doll!Mark in my mind.
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>>1863602
Too late. Now you know what happens during the times when Mark gets blackouts and doesn't remember anything.
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>>1863602
>>1863597
So did master Mark even know Walter was a grill all along?
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>>1863606
At least now it might give a reason as to why Bob would want to murder Walter, what with her raping the unconscious body of Mark and all.
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>>1863602
very lewd.
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>>1863610
But I thought master Mark was married, wouldn't his wife want revenge first?
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>>1863593
Frank's head was smashed into bits! Frank is dead!

It's now Aaron's turn again! The previous assault left him with 3 hp!

The burning drops him down to 1 HP!

Now hunters roll 1d10, lowest gets targeted

>>1863608
No! Walter pretty much rapes Mark's unaware body every night up until his second death!
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>>1863621
Motherfucker, I'm gonna get that bitch back for this
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1863621
How about you try to take revenge against me for murdering your friend, Aaron Aaronson of the Aarongrandson clan!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1863621
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>>1863629
Being near death and having his ally killed activates Aaron Aaronson's Vampiric Valour! His power is now the highest power stat present in the battle +1

Which means he now has 21 Power
Wilda roll 1d10
Wilda has 20 Power
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>>1863621
SONOVA-

I have to go for burritos soon!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1863654
Gee, you really need to CHILL OUT there.
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>>1863655
El bastardo
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>>1863655
Can you say that you're willing to combo with me in my upcoming action, however?
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1863621
>>1863659
It'll be like an hour tops.

>>1863662
Will do!
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>>1863657
Blocked!

Cordelia's turn! Finish it!
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>>1863677
LET COMBO, CORDELIA!

I'll hold him in place, and you keep punching him until he's dead!
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>>1863680
Cordelia's silent, who's available instead?
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>>1863711
Well I am
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>>1863713
I mean, if Girlyface wants to be the one punching, I wouldn't stop him. He need the strength training anyway.
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>>1863717
I think you should do the punching
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>>1863713
Well sure, it's Girlyface's turn instead.
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>>1863730
Is that master Mark? Looks pretty badass

Combo with Wilda by collecting blood all over the hallway and launching Wilda at the vamp with it

Assuming I still have blud magic
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>>1863730
Classic mistake OP, you posted the wrong image. Here's the correct one.

Also see if it is possible to combo with Bob to allow me to drain this vampire of his soul, to power up my eldritch side.
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>>1863736
Wilda and Girlyface Mcbitchtits Homopants Gaylord Ezekiel the Fourth of House Suckdics of the Southern Blowjoblands, heir to the throne of Cocks, massager of penises , toucher of weiners, chronic masturbator, pincher of posteriors, wearer of shorts and betrayer to his own kind who molested him isn't, roll 1d10

Combo has a 20 Power + 20 Special = 40 Bonus
Vampire has +21 power
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1863747
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1863747
This works as well. Make sure to punch him instead of using my mace for more action-ness.
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>>1863753
>>1863752
thwack

yey

fanfare
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>>1863765
Time to loot the bodies, then. Let see what they have on them.
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I guess we should loot the poor bastards. Ask Broseph what he thinks too
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>>1863765
>>1863770
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>>1863767
>>1863775
You got:
- A sword
- A spear
- Bag of gold that yielded 10 coins

Also, Broseph sez:
"That went well"
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>>1863781
Almost flawless, as well. In the meantime, I'll group Girlyface and Bitchface (Bob and Joseph) together so that my healing round can do its AoE magic on them. Also, what do we have in our inventory?
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>>1863781
>>1863787
I can just chug my endless stash of potions though
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>>1863787
>Also, what do we have in our inventory?
As of now.
- A sword
- A spear
- 10 coins
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>>1863793
Let's go get Wilda's Shit back.

After that, What do we do? Progress up the tower, or loot the floor currently for more gold?
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>>1863793
Don't forget the 20 copies of my album B.O.B
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>>1863798
That counts as personal inventory.
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>>1863793
>>1863803
What about our personal inventories, then? I kinda want to do a bit of crafting to make our junk into more valuable junk.
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>>1863803
Coolio
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>>1863797
>loot the floor currently for more gold
"Ooh, don't mind if we do"

>>1863809
Wilda's personal inventory:
- Half-eaten taco
- Mace that can turn into a flail
- Cannon hat

That's it. All the previous collected things are still with Brobat
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>>1863838
Let's go talk to Brobat
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>>1863838
...I honesty feel uncomfortable with those Kingslayers running about. It's just a feeling I have.

Also, guess I'll combine the Sword and Spear into a Speord, and maybe see if Girlyface can enchant it with a potion.
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>>1863838
Alright guys, should we set out to get Wildas shit now?
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>>1863848
Joseph, what do you have in your own inventory? Can you lend me a stake or two for later, as well?
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>>1863847
Behold, the Speord. A noble weapon, for a more civilized time.

Also who's ready to confront Brobat
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>>1863857
Me
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>>1863857
Hey, Joseph, Broseph, how about you get your vampire disguises on. We might not need to fight to get my stuff back in the upcoming confrontation.
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>>1863864
>>1863857
If you guys are coming with don't attack Brobat, please.
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>>1863857
I AM BACK

thanks broseph
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>>1863857
I put on my Vampire disguise, I guess.
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>>1863876
>>1863864

>>1863869
"Sure"
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>>1863857
I'm gonna try to conjure up 'legitimate' vampire documents again, now that we aren't fighting
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>>1863892
>>1863897
We don't need documents for Brobat
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>>1863892
Perfect, they wouldn't expect a thing. Let continue forward.
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>>1863901
it's for other vampires. Just in case. we have time now.
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>>1863897
Roll 1d10
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1863922
always helps to be prepared...
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>>1863925
Poof
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>>1863932
Good job
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>>1863932
Yay!
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>>1863932
Did you make sure to account for Yusuf and Brusuf, Blordelia?
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>>1863940
there's 5 documents here from what I see, so yeah.

None for Oswell, Jon, or Horace though.
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>>1863953
Good thing they're sleeping together back at HQ, alongside that new skeleton that we apparently now have.
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>>1863963
K lets get to Brobat now
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>>1863963
Double check my own ID, just to see if it is accurate to my lies.
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>>1863964
I doubt skeletons need ID. We'll just say I'm a necromancer or something.
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>>1863979
Good enough. Let continue onward, to Brobat.
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>>1863979
you DID say you were bob's cousin...
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>>1863987
He said it first, not me.
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>>1863987
Now let's head onwards, as Bob suggested
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>>1864000
Indeed, let do so.
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>>1864000
onward!
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>>1864019
As the vampires guarding has been destroyed, the deep dark corridor is now ready to be explored.

Prolly gonna some more enemies in there though, wo wants to roll ofr it.
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>>1864036
I say I can give it a roll.
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>>1864036
Why is Brobat in level 7 anyways and not batcave?
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>>1864036
I'll summon the final boss if I roll...
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>>1864038
And so Wilda rolled

ba dum tish

>>1864041
Level 7 has an all-you-can-eat buffet at 8pm
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>>1864056
This is truly the Dark Souls of adventure things.
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>>1864056
>>1864066
No wonder the hitboxes are so off
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>>1864066
Wilda was then immediately backstabbed by an invader
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>>1864093
So are we returning to our own worlds now that the host died? Fucking casual Wilda using summons though
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>>1864093
>>1864101
It's not my fault scrubs need to rely on underhanded tactics to win a fight. And I use summons because they're fun.
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>>1864101
Anyway, anybody feeling lucky, roll 1d10
10: Way to brobat is clear
7-9: Some more vampires
4-6: Some stronger vampires
2-3: Elite vampires
1: Fall down and break your hip in 57 places
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1864115
As I said, I'll roll for it. Hopefully we get to have a rematch against xXSWAGLORD420Xx.
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>>1864124
>>1864115
Way to go Wilda, our OG
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>>1864124
Oh sweet the coast is clear, at least from here to brobat.
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>>1864129
>>1864130
Damn it. My luck's too good.
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>>1864142
And so the party comes accross brobat carrying a plate of food he got from an all-you-can-eat buffet, on his way back to the batcave

"Huh? Who are you?"
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>>1864150
Hey bro, it's me Bob
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>>1864150
I present my ID, "I'm the vampire witch"
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>>1864152
"Ya sure? You sound like a teenage girl going through puberty"

>>1864156
"Oh okay"
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>>1864163
Brobat's seen and heard me in human form so why's he confused?

Yes it's me Bob, can you gimme Wilda's stuff?
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>>1864169
Maybe because you kept your mouth shut while you were in your new form. But that's just my opinion on it.
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>>1864163
It's me, Yusuf
you don't remember Bob mentioning me, Brobat?
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>>1864173
I did ask him what my face look liked, so he's heard me talk at least once
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>>1864179
just show him your ID damnit.
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>>1864176
"hmmm, kinda. To be honest I'm kinda baked right right now"
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>>1864214
you should relax, Brobat
I'll take this stuff and gamble it at the casino
is that alright with you?
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>>1864214
Could you give us Wilda's stuff bro?
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>>1864219
"The casino's closeddd thooough. Some guys wrecked it a while ago"

>>1864221
"Well Iunno. I dont have them with me right now. I hid them back at the batcave"
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>>1864226
damn kingslayers
take us to the batcave, brobat
we'll chill there and smoke some weed
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>>1864228
"yeah sure"
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>>1864226
>>1864228
That sounds good, let's go
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>>1864238
>>1864243
aw snap
here we go
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>>1864238
>>1864243
I'll be right behind you.
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>>1864238
Follow brobat to the batcave
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>>1864238
guess we're going to the batcave.
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>>1864243
>>1864246
>>1864247
>>1864252
>>1864261
The party enters a secret passage and comes into the secret batcave. Brobat plops down onto a huge cushion and motions the party to make themselves comfortable
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>>1864270
aw shit
you got plush seats?
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>>1864270
Plop down on my usual spot and pull out a couple of joints
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>>1864278
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>>1864270
Where is the ping pong table?
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>>1864270
I'll just chill then I guess. I actually don't know what anyone's stuff looks like.

Hey brobat, got any books on summoning I could use?
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>>1864282
notion to wilda and the new girl to go look for their stuff
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>>1864282

Say, do you mind if a little vampiric girl looks around this place to see who else is here, by any chance?
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>>1864282
While smoking tell Bro what's happened since we last saw eachother
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>>1864285
"Eyyyy. Yusuf. Why are you pointing around the room?...And who's that standing next to ya? He's kinda creeping me out"

>>1864287
"Yeah sure, I guess"

>>1864284
"Man Iunno, most of the books are Master Mark's, and I dont touch that stuff"

>>1864289
"What happened?"
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>>1864304
Check if any other vampires are with us first and foremost, before heading off to find my stuff.
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>>1864304
To bargain for your and Bub's lives I joined up with the hunters
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>>1864304
"bang"
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>>1864304
Look for said "stuff"
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>>1864316
You're not even here bozo
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>>1864312
"You wh-->>1864316 OH SHIT A HUNTER, BATTLESTATIONS!"
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>>1864324
Do a fake punch to knock Jon out
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>>1864324
Chill Bro, I won't let em harm you. Just chill out aight and smoke a fat one
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>>1864304
I'll just take a quick read of them, then, won't borrow them, alright?

Then I'll take a look at the books for some spells to copy to my own book.
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>>1864327
Fall down and fake knock out
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>>1864324
Well, crap. How the hell did Jon even find his way here? I thought the batcave was secretly secret to Bob and co?
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>>1864324
where did that one come from?!
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Rolled 7, 4 = 11 (2d10)

>>1864327
>>1864336
Roll 1d10 to bust out your acting skills

>>1864333
Browsing through Mark's book collection
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Rolled 11 (1d15)

>>1864350
EAT SHIT JON
FAKEEEEEEEE PUUUUUUUUNCH ATTACK
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1864350
Watch as I show you my ...ACTING TALENT!
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>>1864350
Explain to bro my deal with the hunters
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>>1864357
D10 dawg
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>>1864363
I roll to 'attack'
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>>1864357
>>1864358
Guess I can watch this unfold and see the show they put up. Does anyone have any popcorn?
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>>1864350
>Motherlode

Let's record all I can from Art of Living Armors. Should go well with that construct book I've got.

I'll follow with blood magic for noobs if there's time.
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>>1864369
The roll was for acting you retard
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>>1864381
oops
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>>1864386
Just claim you punched him with your invisible magic vampire arm.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1864363
>>1864381
d10
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>>1864381
>>1864386
He's a method actor, OP. He does things for real to enhance the spectacle.
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>>1864390
>>1864358

>>1864372
The book details ways to bound souls to armors to create minions. But since you're not at Mark's level yet you could only learn the basics of binding a mook soul to a cheap piece of armor like a hat or a glove or something. To be able to bound a soul to an entire suit of armor and make a full bodied minion will require further learning
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>>1864406
Perform death scene
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>>1864406
intruder dealt with, brobat
no worries
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>>1864406
looks like I need to look at soul magic stuff, but I'll copy what I can from here.
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>>1864406
Say, what're you reading there Blordelia?
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>>1864413
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>>1864434
>>1864359
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>>1864424
Just some magic tomes. Learning how some things work.

>>1864434
Holy shit
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>>1864434
well OP, we hardly knew jon
it's time to give him a proper send off
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>>1864437
Well, since everyone's distracted with Yusuf's performance, we might be able to nick a book or few from them for later. I mean, we might as well.
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>>1864438
Chop his head off?

>>1864436
"Wait wait wait wait...hold up bro...Run that by me again...You're working for who to do what now"

>>1864422
Indeed, since that living armor book just assumes the reader already know how to take souls to use for nefarious purposes. The ability to take souls needed to be learned from somewhere else
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>>1864434
Etu! ETU!
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>>1864453
>The ability to take souls needed to be learned from somewhere else
*Cough Cough*
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>>1864453
Working for the hunters in stopping the eternal night in order to secure your and Bub's well being
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>>1864453
what, no
OP come on
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>>1864449
sounds like a good plan... can your hat hold any?

If brobat isn't looking, I'll slide a couple in. Blood magic and soul taking...
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>>1864466
"Wait. so...you're working for the hunters...then that must mean these guys are..."
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>>1864350
>>1864453
>It's RIGHT THERE.
Gonna take that soul taking book.
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>>1864474
I think our plan might be falling apart, and since my hat is basically a teleporter, you hide the books under your clothes, as I keep watch over what happen-

>>1864479
His cousins, yeah. Who would've known?
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>>1864479
>>1864485
yeah, we're his cousins, brobat
you must not be thinking straight because of that weed
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>>1864479
>Bob you fool.

"We are vampires, we have vampire ID Relax good sir."
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>>1864479
Yeah, they're hunters. I was hoping you'd lay low until we're done with the mission or until we all die horribly
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>>1864490
>BOB NO.

Just start dropping books into the hat now, bob is ruining everything.
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>>1864496
If you think I'm lying to my bro you're wrong, busta
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>>1864496
Don't do that, we might accidentally give them to the Hunter Merchant! Just hide them in your own hat or something.
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>>1864490
"FUCKING SHIT BOB WHAT THE FUCK BROOOOOOOOOOO"

Brobat then pulls a lever, the room is then flooded with weed smoke.

All hunters roll 1d10
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1864502
BOB YOU FUCK BOY
GOD DAMN IT
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1864502
God damn it bro, I thought your loyalties were with master Mark and not the other fags
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>1864502
Well, fuck. We should've interrogated Bob for where the batcave was instead of doing what we just did.
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>>1864503
>>1864508
>>1864505
"I am loyal to Master Mark. WHICH IS WHY I'LL NEVER BE UNDER THE THUMB OF THE FUCKS WHO KILLED HIM! TWICE! I'LL BUST BUB OUT AND REVIVE MASTER MYSELF!"

The other hunters missed it, but Wilda managed to see Brobat escaping through a hidden window.
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>>1864520
dude weed lmao
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>>1864520
Brobat no! You'll get yourself killed!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>1864502
Alright then, take all the books into my cloak and hat. This will be annoying...
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>>1864520
God damn it. I'll give chase and hunt Brobat down. Bob, if you don't want your friend killed, you better brew another one of those 'vampirism-b-gone' potions that you used on yourself.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>1864502
And brb
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>>1864527
Are you sure you can take brobat down?

on the other hand... loot the batcave!
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>>1864524
"Then at least I'll die standing, rather than live kneeeeliiiiinng"

>>1864526
And so Cordelia looted the books like a huge neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrd

>>1864527
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>>1864532
I'll be fine. If you can find my stuff, just deliver it to me through Joseph's hat. I might need it.
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>>1864538
I need to hurry up, he's getting away!
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>>1864538
Start looking for Wilda's stuff
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>>1864538
God damn it you damn young stupid brat! My plan was for us OGs to live with Master Mark in his new place once this all was done! To achieve desired results, you have to deal in extremes!
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>>1864542
Wilda chases Brobat's through the hidden passageway

>>1864544
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>>1864563
look behind the paper
inb4 'ur a fag'
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>>1864563
Follow Wilda
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>>1864568

>>1864566
ah. Just a wall.
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>>1864563
Y̛̻̭̹̤͓͑͛̈́̊́͜o̜̜̦̩͓̓̓͋̽̿̉̚͘͝u̸̥̼͉̪̩̳̯̜̒̈́̆̒͊̌̚͝ c̨̻̩͓͈̑̋͌̀̋̚͢͝a̷͉̠̙̞̤̭̥̝͇͗̿̍̇̌̊̊͘͘͟n̢̖͎͚͎̮̥̹̋̽̍̈̽̃̑̋͘ͅͅ'̵̛̜͎̟̩̤̭̖̯̺͍̓̎̄̓͐͋͑̓͠t̨̟͙̩͙̣̳̪͚͊͊̂̐͗ r̸̹̥̥̟̝̠̹̄̔̀͊́̓͊ų̷̪͇͎͚̠̥́̆͊̏͗̊͂͊̓͑ͅn͚͉͓̦̬̾̿̔͛͊̈́͗͘͜ a̴̧̪̬̼͛̄́̿̈́̐̏ͅw̶̨̮͚͉̦͈̱̳̩͆̑͐̄͢͠ȧ̵̛̜̱͔̤͛̔̀͛̀̌ͅy̷̗̭̼͍͍̐̾̄́̍̿́͘ f̡̪̝̖͈̈̈̀̓̀̏͑̿o̩̠͈̮̮̼͈̰͋̂̊̈͑͜͢ŗ̶̨̻̼̩͎́̔̀̂͂͒̂͗́͟ m̡̨̠͇̺̯͐̄͗̓̌̌͠u̡̢̻͙͚̞͍̮͐̾̃͒̈́c̸͕͈̯̼̞̦̟͕̜͒̉̊̀͊̋̿͘ͅḩ̢̟͙̭͎̦̝̘̖̂̀̇̽̓̾ l̴̼̗̼̺̼̦̐̈́̿̂̀͌̚͞ͅo̴̼̤̰̠͇̹̭͖̗̘͌̌̈͝͡n̢̺̱͖̮̥͗̌́͊͒̂̆̔̚͞g̡̰̮͔̬͇̠͕̘̏̓̿͆̽͊͐͘̕͟͝ę͎̣̤̙͛̆̓̊̄ͅr̵͖̟̞̮͍̾̊̐̈́͋̃̌͝,̵̢̢̨̖͈͓͚̺̤̏̒͂͒͠ B̸̼͖̗͓̭̬̰̞̳̾͗̌͒͐̋̈́͜r̶͇̳̩͔̞̩̗̺͕̮̊̌͐̚͝͡ọ̡̧̤̣̗̣͒̉̀̚̕͟͜͟b̸̰̺͎͖͈̙͑͊̈͊̑̈̍̊̚͡ä̶̢̗͚͔̫̳́̋̀̆̎͗̊̐ţ̛̪̰̭̜̠͒̀̊͟͡.
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>>1864569
take the paper and nail and stash it into our inventory
keep looking for wilda's stuff
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>>1864569
Please stop Bro! Just lemme explain please!
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>>1864574
Roll 1d10
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1864582
fwoosh
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>>1864538
....But at least I've got a bunch of magic tomes to read.

Oh wait...

>>1864569
>I can fly

Hey wilda, I'm coming to give you a lift.
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>>1864580


>>1864583
And so you failed
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>>1864588
Stand and fight, you coward!
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>>1864588
keep looking for wilda's stuff
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>>1864588
Bro! Just trust in me, please! I've always had the best of our master and ours in mind!
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>>1862457
>"You must have at least 2 hunters following you to count as a party"
huh, I wonder what sparkled that new rule
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>>1864595
Brobat turns around and face the oncoming hunter + Bob

>>1864601
Only applies to Bob and his mask enchantment
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>>1864609
>>1864600
Try to reason with him
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>>1864609
How about we fight, here and now. Just because your friend here doesn't want you dead, I'll try to keep your soul on this mortal coil.
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>>1864612
Bob's pleas seem to fall on deaf ears as Brobat stays silent
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>>1864609
>Only applies to Bob and his mask enchantment
ah, well that's fair
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>>1864616
...Wait, did he lure us into a trap or something?
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>>1864616
Fucking hell, if you don't follow me up on this one bro, all that I've done for us will be in vain, and we all might as well have thrown our lives away
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>>1864609
Don't want him dead? Can I turn him into a toad?
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>>1864618
Well, he stopped right here, at the dead end of the secret corridor, in a tight cramped space...hmmmm
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>>1864629
Again, this feels like a trap. Bob, you go talk with your friend, as I check if anything is behind us or around us.
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>>1864629
>>1864619
Brobat, I'm just saying, you have to trust me or we're both fucking dead
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>>1864633
>>1864634
AAAND THEN...Brobat falls apart
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>>1864636
I told you it was a trap or something. Jump in my hat, we're heading back to HQ ASAP.
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>>1864636
... Fuck. It's that fucking bitch Walter. It was just a doll, and now she knows I've turned against them
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>>1864639
>>1864637
Or perhaps it's merely one of Mark's remaining living armors, now used by brobat to be his decoy while he makes his actual escape. You can tell by the fact that the decoy's faceplate doesn't have the fangs like Brobat's
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>>1864645
Guess that makes sense too. But when did he have time to swap himself with a living armor?
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>>1864645
Hey hunters, a free armor just lying here easy to pick up!
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>>1864645
Ah, right. It's quite hard to notice that when it isn't facing forwards you. As I said, we'll warp back to the clocktower through my hat, to make sure everything's ok on that end.

>>1864651
When I was struggling to get into the secret passage, I imagine.
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Oh and now I gotta go take care of some shit. Thread is now on break. I'll be back in about 4 hours. If everybody can continue at that time then we willllllllllllllllllllll.

See ya.

Updates will be posted here https://twitter.com/notapaladin

>>1864651
Between >>1864538 and >>1864563
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>>1864660
Oh fuck, it's the worst kind of trap: a goddamn cliffhanger!
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>>1864660
I'll be here but that doesn't count I guess
>>1864666
>that's a cliffhanger
I see you don't read Dungeon Meshi, abomination
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>>1864645
Well this will go great with all these books I picked up.
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>>1864660
Aw shit what I miss
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>>1864931
life
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>>1864992
Some birthday this turn out to be!
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>>1865011
happy birthday meteor puncher
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>>1865083
Thanks
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>>1865095
may you punch vampire meteor this time
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>>1865121
That's my new attack next level.
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>>1865134
what left is to find convenient vampire meteor
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>>1865152
The move will be Trick a vampire to summon meteor and then smash it into his face
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Ah fuck what happened?
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>>1865175
Stuff, but Op had to go 4 hours ago and now we wait for his return.
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>>1865175
Stuff and some more stuff. New hunters joined. Bob got forced to switch sides and Wilda still hasn't got her shit back

ANYWAY WHO'S HERE TO CONTINUUUUE
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>>1865181
Brobat plz
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>>1865181
Let's do dis!
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>>1865181
Take 5 sips of power potion
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>>1865181
I'm here. Let warp the fuck back to the clocktower.
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>>1865181
Poor soul with only rubber chicken in his wallet
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>>1865192
Oh shit we no fight?
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>>1865184
"nyeeeeh" Brobat says as he rides a magical vampire horse into the night sky

>>1865189
Jon drinks 5 sips of Power potion, for some reason.
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>>1865196
Shout after him to land and talk it one on one before doing something you might regret later on
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>>1865196
Well whoops
Go back with the others then.
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>>1865196
This must be another fake of his. Again, quickly warp back to the rest of the party through my and Joseph's hat, find my gear, and get ready to stop a breakout.
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>>1865198

"nyeeeeh" Brobat says as he turns into a Super Vampire and flies into the night sky

>>1865199
>>1865202
So all in favor of 'porting abck to the outpoost says Aye
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>>1865204
Yeah...
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>>1865204
I'll stay here and reflect on the recent happenings and yell for Brobat to come back
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>>1865204
Get my gear back first, however. That's the reason why we were here. Also, ask Broseph if he can leave a tophat in the batcave, so we can maybe warp back here after we finished dealing with Brobat.
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>>1865208
>>1865210
And so, while Bob contemplates on recent happenings, Wilda looks for her shit. Broseph drops a hat.
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>>1865213
Dice god help me out here man, I'm begging ya
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>>1865213
It must be around here, I swear...
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>>1865213
Help wilda look for her loot
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>>1865215
Bob prays to Dice God for a dice roll! But then again, there's an anti prayer barrier set up outside that the Hunter Priest is trying to break through. So Bob's pleas has not reached the heavens juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust yet.

>>1865216
>>1865218
Roll 1d10
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>>1865224
While the one true dice god may live in the heavens, he also exists within my heart
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1865224
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1865224
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>>1865226
Your heart also doesn't have good coverage

>>1865229
>>1865227
Jon managed to noticed a strange lookcing brick on a nearby wall, like it was loose or something
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Jon you better punch that brick
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>>1865235
Remove brick
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>>1865235
I can't believe Girlyface doesn't have any healthcare, the poor thing.

Did you find something, Jon.
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>>1865235
Pray extremely hard, start rolling imaginary dices in your head and start rolling yourself like a dice and praise dice god's name
>>
Sorry, had things to do, back now.
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>>1865242
Was it flying around with a black cat in the middle of the night, Cordelia?
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>>1865235
Should I stay here with Wilda or go back to the clock tower?

"cause I can stand guard...

which means read these books I've taken.
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>>1865238
>>1865240
As Jon was about to remove the brick...he was knocked down to Bob's attempt at rolling
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>>1865244
What? No, I don't do that... not on Wednesdays.

O-or ever.

>>1865248
Bob why.
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>>1865248
Praise dice god and accelerate rolling
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>>1865248
Damnit bob!
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>>1865249

>>1865248
Damn it Girlyface. Investigate and pull out the brick, while Cordelia or Jon keeps Girlyface at bay.
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>>1865250
>>1865249
>>1865251
Ohs hit. Bob's accelerated rolling has dragged Jon along for the ride! Now they're rolling around the room like some sort of gay bowling ball!
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>>1865256
I am one with the dice, ACCELERATE!
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>>1865256
Git off me ya fag!
Hit the breaks!
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>>1865256
...I'll make sure to look out for that. Pull out the brick that Jon was looking at earlier.
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>>1865258
>>1865259
Roll 1d10 to see which wins

>>1865260
Roll 1d10 against the brick
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1865262
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1865262
Begone, brick!
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>1865262
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>>1865263
>>1865265
>>1865266
Bob crashes into Wilda and drags her along for the ride too
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1865270
Welp time to try again
Stop the rolling
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>1865262
I'mma help wilda clear bricks.
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>>1865270
Damn it. Can I roll to mace Girlyface to stop his Wild Ride?
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>>1865270
I dedicate this roll for you, dice god! I will roll with my very body and essence!
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>>1865270
Bob I swear...

I'd threaten to turn you into a toad but your will is maxed.
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>>1865273
Ah yes. A secret compartment, wonder wha'ts inside.

>>1865271
Meanwhile, Bob roll against this
>>1865274
Sure why not
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>1865276
Turning people into toads? From my non-heretical magician? It's more likely than you think.

>>1865279
Counter-rolling.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1865279
If Jon's brakes work do a flip midair and land on your knees, breaking them, and praise dice god by shouting out a random number
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>>1865279
Let's get into this.

If there's a maid dress in there I want it.
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>>1865281
>>1865279
>>1865283
Looks like the end of the ride, bob.

Let's open up this brick-walled goodie box... or empty space.
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>>1865285
Maids are a myth

>>1865281
>>1865283
Jon stops Bob's roll, causing him to barrel through the air! Bob attempts to do a flip but then Wilda smacks him in the face, launching him backwards into the ground
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>>1865288
That's the power of TEAMWORK!

Anyway, check with Cordelia to see what's behind the brick.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>1865288
Gurgle blood and yell out number from die roll
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>>1865288
Wilda get your shit so we can get outta here
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>>1865288
I cry, OP. Vampires get positron rifles and maids don't exist.

I'll settle for a fancy dress tho.
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>>1865291
>>1865293
>>1865294
DARE YOU REACH INSIDE THE MYSTERIOUS HOLE?

>>1865292
Sadly due to your injuries, your yelling of the number is ruined by the blood you're coughing up
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>>1865297
Welllllll OK!
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>>1865297
Might as well.
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>>1865297
Either molested by vampires or belittled and beaten up by hunters. Man, I can never catch a break can I
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>>1865300
>>1865298
Oh great, sticking both your arms in at the same time made them stuck
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>>1865301
One inch punch the wall
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>>1865302
Pour blood on their hands to use as a lubricant and unstuck them
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>>1865301
If you acted with sanity, perhaps this wouldn't happen, girlyface?
>>1865302
glad I didn't reach in...

Let's heal bloodface here. Ah... wait, is your tendency to bleed your trap against vampires?
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>>1865305
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>>1865302
I have the smaller hand, I think I can get it in. Just don't grab my hand, as that'll be lewd as fuck.

>>1865304
Be careful Jon!
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>>1865308
Pour hands on their lubricant to use as a unstuck and hand them
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>>1865307
>>1865308
Slip hand out leave wilda to grab what ever is inside.
>>1865307
I do believe that the reverse vampirism has effected his sanity some what.
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>>1865308
Now pull their hands out
>>1865307
It was a religious ritual, heretic
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>>1865313
Oi, Cordelia isn't a heretic, like what her class title says, she's a non-heretic magic user!
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>>1865313
Excuse me, my name expressly says non-heretic, and I appeared with legitimate paperwork.

>>1865311
that and blood loss.
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>>1865310
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>>1865316
What has science done.
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>>1865314
>>1865315
Sounds like the words of heretics to me
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>>1865316
I gotta hand it to ya that is some damn fine science right there, damn fine
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>>1865310
>>1865316
Wait, who the hell did that? I thought the rest of us were asleep.

>>1865318
Look, I don't like it when a stupid machine says I am a crime against humanity, a monster that must be purged, and not cute in any way. I'll not let you do the same to the not-a-witch.
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>>1865316
Stop it
Let go of what ever is inside and pull Jon's hand free
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>>1865320
It was z1Uv/7v2 !
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>>1865320
Spooky, ain't it
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>>1865318
>ex-vampire
>botches infiltration
>causes mishaps preventing party from moving forward.

I dunno, Bob...

>>1865322
I'll give you a boost. healing bloodloss mcinsult isn't high on priorities now.
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>>1865320
As long as you recognize the one true dice god and my faith for him, I won't call you heretics
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>>1865323
Ask broseph to make bob stop
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>>1865323
>>1865324
Oh shit. Cannonball that guy, quickly!
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>>1865326
I dunno, that sounds kinda.... heretical.
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>>1865329
Or maybe hysterical. ..
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>>1865327
"Stop what? The bleeding?"
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1865331
Yeah poke his eye holes or something thanks
And let me free my hand op!
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>>1865331
This pain is only one of my tests of my faith
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>>1865333
Yeah, he'd definitely lost it.

>>1865331
wrap a bandage around his head or something.
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>>1865333
>>1865334
Broseph wraps up Bob

>>1865332
And Jon fails to remove his hand
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>>1865336
Tug Jon's hand out of the hole, and put mine in it deeper. I need to get my gear back and stop these delays.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1865336
I try to pull Jon's hand free.
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>>1865336
Thanks Broseph, you really are the kindest hunter.

Lay down on your usual spot and smoke a joint
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>>1865338
Thank you, cute notwitch girl who is probably being controlled by a man.
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>>1865338
>>1865337
>>1865339
And so, a key was found
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>>1865342
I need a stronger hit to deal with this shit

Drink a potion of pure weed
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>>1865342
Right, does anyone know what we can use the key on?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1865340
I try.

>>1865342
The plot thickens... now we need to find where the key goes. Let's look.
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>>1865344

>>1865345
>>1865346
Oh hey, there's a chest right in the middle of the room. Wonder why nobody noticed it before.
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>>1865348
Go open it wilda
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>>1865348
Nice, use the key on the chest, then.
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>>1865348
Try to contact master Mark's spirit in my drugtrip
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>>1865348
well then.

I'll get to reading this soul taking magic book while that's handled...
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1865351
The chest opens.

>>1865353
Roll 1d10 to attempt to learn the contents within

>>1865352
Attempting connection
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>>1865355
Master Mark, please hear my voice.. I've fucked up badly and need your guidance
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

Oho, what's within?

>>1865355
Good old reading time.
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>>1865357
Wrong number, faggot
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>>1865355
Let see what's inside...
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>>1865360
you gonna kick him in the face too?
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>>1865360
Gar didn't even smoke weed, how the hell would you appear on weed fumes
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>>1865363
Wait, you're contacting CHAD?!
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1865361
oooooh

>>1865358
Yes. secrets are beginning to unfold before Cordelia, forbidden techniques to capture the spirit.

Roll 1d10 once more to learn the first spell

>>1865363
For his fuckup and desperate attempt to be relevant again, Gar got kicked in the face by his own foot
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>>1865365
Wut, why would I do that?
>>1865366
Dial master Mark's spirit number this time
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>>1865362
you think too highly of OP
>>1865366
>For his fuckup and desperate attempt to be relevant again, Gar got kicked in the face by his own foot
yay
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>>1865366
Is it my stuff, or what?
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>>1865368
"BOB! I MUST REVEAL TO YOU A TERRIBLE SECRET BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!"
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1865366
Damn that's a hard hurdle.

>>1865369
you still showed up, though.
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>>1865371
Huh, what? Is it the one where Walter is a woman and has been secretly raping you, master?
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>>1865373
"No. I was actually Chad the whooooooooooooooooooooooole time"
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>>1865372
looks like I'm gonna have to keep reading...
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>>1865375
Indeed. You may try again by rolling again
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>>1865374
How does it feel to be raped by a vampire, Chad?
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>>1865372
>you still showed up, though.
that's why I said "yay"
didn't have time to make the bribe, I'm destined to not be included in thread
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>>1865374
Oh hey Chad. Could you put master Mark on the line?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1865374
WHAT

>>1865376
more reading.
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>>1865379
"Nah I can't. Mark's not available right now"
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>>1865382
Is he being reincarnated for the third time or something?
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>>1865382
Aw shit. What's the problem dude?
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>>1865380
>10

CORDELIA LEARNED:

SOULTAKER'S GRASP
- Normally does 7 damage
- But if it kills the target, roll a second dice of d10.
- If the second dice is 6 or higher, Cordelia captures the soul of the enemy and stores it inside her staff for later use
- Only works on non-boss enemies
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>>1865386
Neat ... can we go now?
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>>1865386
>>1865387
After I get my stuff from the chest, Jon.
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>>1865388
Then git yo stuff yo!
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>>1865386
NICE.

I'm gonna keep reading this book, see if I can get more from it.
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>>1865388
Inside the chest is....another chest. But this chest is locked, with no keyholes. Next to is is a not-locked box of the popular game "Labyrinths and Wyverns"

>>1865391
At your current level, no.
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>>1865392
So what's up with master Mark, chad?
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>>1865392
what if I draw rubber chicken?
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>>1865392
Well, see if I can brute force the former chest to get it open. I have 20 Power, so I think I'm stronk enough.
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>>1865394
a benis
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>>1865396
nah then
do you work with separate payments?
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>>1865392
Welp, onto beginner blood magic it is!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1865395
Roll 1d10

Wilda has +20 Power
Chest has +40 Magical Lock

>>1865393
"Man I dunno, Girlyface, he aint here"

>>1865397
Define "seperate payments"
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>1865399
Gaaaaaah!
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>>1865399
Aw shit. Thanks for the info, Chad. Smoke a fat one on me.

Put a joint in Chad's spirits mouth
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>>1865399
>Define "seperate payments"
well something among lines like just sketch first - for this bread, then refined sketch later for next bread, then color and stuff for another bread.
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>>1865402
Roll for it.

Odds or Evens?
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>>1865399
Well, I mean we can take it with us and break it later.
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>>1865404
True, we need to stop Brobat's breakout of Girlyface's cousin or whatever anyway.
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>>1865403
odds
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>>1865400
Well that didn't work

>>1865401
puff

>>1865406
Roll 1d10

Odds - Seperate Payments accepted
Evens- Seperate Payments not accepted
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