Praise be to the Tiny Snake God! May his smolness be rivaled only by his immense power! We are back and ready to rock! Due to boredom i am moving up the schedule for Dungeon Rebirth and the quest is live as of now! Last time, we died, were born, almost died, learned magic and faced death several more times. We became the spiciest and most toxic noodle to ever cross this particular floor of the Dungeon. Now we face our most dangerous foe yet....A really, really, REALLY big Spider.Its fucking big.>Cont
Tiny snek is back ! the littlest snake god listened to my prayers
>>2714714burn the nest! cleanse the early with holy flame!
>>2714714>Archivehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Dungeon+Rebirth+Quest>Discord link (hold your reee's)https://discord.gg/k69J7rD>Level 14 Mystical Serpent>46/46 HP>100/100 Mana (+3 per turn when not in use)>Titles: Rare Beast, Fire Wyrm>650/2400EXP>750 Skill points>Physical Traits:None so far>Abilities:>Elemental Affinity:Flame I- Additional damage die for flame based attacks. Resist 50% flame damage.>Flame Resist I: Resist 1 point flame damage>Poison Resist II:Resist 2 points of poison damage>Toxicity II: Deal 1d10+2 for 4 turns on enemies that bite or swallow you>Health Regen II: Regain 2HP per turn when not in combat>Spells:>Flame Breathe VI:2d6 flame damage. Set foes alight with +3.>Earth Manipulation II:Manipulate moderate amounts of stone and earth. Mold stone into shape and erect small walls and spikes. -10 mana per use.>Minor Heal II:Heal +4hp. -4 Mana>Attacks:>Scorching Bite II: 1d10 damage, Set foes alight on +5.>Coil I: Wrap around a for your size or smaller and squeeze. 1d6 damage.Enemy is pinned for every turn you can pass their resist check.>Lunge I:Lunge forward and Headbutt your foe as hard as you can. 1d6 damage, stun for 1d3 turns on +4>Tail Whip I: Snack your foe with your tail.hard. 1d6 damage
>>2714714You said tomorrow you sly dog. Let's get this ball rolling!
>"BOSS FIGHT BEGINS">Sholgotha The Terrible.>Lv60 Legendary Giant Tarspider>1000/1000HPThat notification blinks across your vision several times, a small green bar appearing across the upper region of your view. If tiny, magical, firebreathing, toxic snakes could gulp in apprehension, you would. Lacking the ability, you instead instincutally curl back, hissing slightly, your forked tongue flickering outward as the seemingly innumerable horde of TarSpiders form up in surrounding ring around their matriarch.Thiiiiis is bad."Hisssss!!!"Nice spider?"Hissss?"Seemingly in response to your thoughts, the dump truck sized Arachnids clacks its massive fangs together, a mental screech ripping through your brain like barbed wire made of acid."SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!">"__________!!!! ______ ______!!!!"From the way the surrounding army of TarSpiders ranging in size from overly large tarantulas to Volkswagen sized behemoths screech in response and charter angrily, you doubt it just gave you a pardon.Milky white eyes the size of softballs blindly focus on you (somehow) as the gargantuan spider leans forward slightly, greenish drool, faintly glowing venom and black slime oozing down its sword sized fangs. [INSTINCT] screams at you to slither like a scaly Usain Bolt, to flee, to hide, to do anything but be eaten like a particularly bloody Linguine noodle.>what do?
>>2714753Oh my God! Whatever will we do?>Earth Manipulation IITunnel down then forward. We're going to their home and burning it down to the ground. Then we'll need to get away as fast and far as possible as the fire sucks up all the oxygen.
>>2714758This, maybe spit a fireball at one in hope of causing a chain reaction.
>>2714761I think the fire breath can only go so far as six meters. If it can go farther then I'd be fine with this is we have the advantage of distance.If we had enough time to fire off a shot then burrow.
>Dig a burrow and move forward under the surface of the... Guano.>Fire off a quick Flame Breathe VI>-10 Mana>-5 Mana>85/100 Man>Roll me 2d20. DC8 and 10. Bo3.
Rolled 17, 16 = 33 (2d20)>>2714809
Rolled 1, 20 = 21 (2d20)>>2714809>Fortunate Snake
>>2714817it's aahh.....That's kind of amazing in of itself.
Rolled 15, 13 = 28 (2d20)>>2714809
>>2714819https://youtu.be/ec0XKhAHR5IAs I said.
>>2714824Well this is foreboding.
>1. The doodoo resists your Earth Manipulation. A Shitmancer you are not>20. Fire on ALLLLLL the things.>"RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!"Screams [INSTINCT] metaphorically shaking you by your nonexistent shoulders. The horde of spiders chitters angrily, hunger and hatred evident in their clusters of beady black eyes. Sholgotha lingers from side to side, it's meter long fangs clacking together hard enough to punch through steel plate, at least by your estimates.Well, by your estimates and the scattered chunks of steel armor with familiarly sized holes punched through them.Hey! Back up!"HISSSS!!!"Im warning you!!"SSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!""SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE">"____ _____ _____!!!!"With that final, mental and physical, headache inducing shriek, the massive matriarch stomps forward. Barbed legs the size of telephone poles punch downward with enough force to drive your noodley body a full meter into the ground. The horde of TarSpiders charge forward in a chittering wave that clamors to strip your tiny body to the bone and then probably spider-poo on your bones.Oh fuck this shit "Ssss!!With a flexing of your mental muscles, you pierce the barrier in your mind, flooding your body with that strange cold-hot energy. Driving the energy ahead of yourself, you coil your body and lunge forward, willing a tunnel into existence.Only this isnt earth, stone, sand or clay.This is bat shit.Your snout slams into the packed guano hard enough to carve a digit in the filth, smearing the grime across your head and filling your nostrils and mouth with the stench and taste. You whip your head back and forth, clearing the grime from your eyes as the horde approaches. [INSTINCT] screams incomprehensibly, running around your mind like its on fire.Wait...Fire works...You delve deep into yourself and fill your lungs with air tainted by the scent of centuries of guano and spiders. You breathe in and exhale a nuclear holocaust.GEEEEEETTTTTTTT FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKEEEDDDD"HIIIIIIISSSHOOOOOOOOOOOM"Okay, maybe not a nuclear one. You're a two foot long snake but the twenty foot long stream of flame washes across the horde of TarSpiders, leaping from one to the next with the rapidity of a match in a bucket of gasoline soaked rags. The massive, slime coated Arachnids screech in terrified, confused agony as their bodies burst into flames. Sholgotha screeches in the mental and physical volumes again, sounding much like a suddenly braking train that digs hooks made of agony into your reptilian brain.Her screeches of fury and rage turn to shrieks of agony as one of her suddenly blazing children brushes against a slime coated leg, flames licking up the appendage hungrily.Flames spread through the horde, each flailing spider catching others alight. Their struggles setting the webbing, the egg sacs, the build up of hardened slime, the layers of Guano and mummified bodies.Ohhh shit the guano..."Hissssss......">SLITHER>PANIC SLITHER>BURROW>Other
>>2714909>PANIC SLITHERdon't burn the snek , no sir
>>2714909>PANIC SLITHERchanging my vote. let's get out of dodge.
>Panic slitherOhhhh shit. Oooohhhhh shit shit double shit this is bad. "Hissssssssss!!!"Its all well and good to burn bugs with a can of hair spray but its less of a good idea when you just soaked your walls in gas and made your floor from dynamite. Its to to ru-er slither away and do so QUICKLY. Already the layer of hard packed guano is starting to smoke and smolder, thick whitish smoke drifting upwards as the spiders flail and screech, the air thick with the scent of burning chitin. For a moment, you almost feel pity for the still struggling victims held prisoner in the layers of silk.But you value your own life more.>Slither back to Mushroom tower. Wait this out.>Burrow down and seal yourself under several feet of rock. Wait it out.>Head down the slope. Get your scaly ass out of here>Pancake rock has never failed you.>Other
>>2715083>Slither back to Mushroom tower. Wait this out.There was some water at the mushroom tower. I want to wash the shit off our face and take a nice steamy bath by boiling some water. Some hot water to release all of todays tension.
>>2715083Maybe even snack on a baked mushroom.
>>2715083>Slither back to Mushroom tower. Wait this out.
>>2715083>Slither back to Mushroom tower. Wait this out.Wait while we rack up all that exp.
>>2715083>Burrow down and seal yourself under several feet of rock. Wait it out.
>Flee to the comfy confines of Mushroom Tower and await that tasty XP>Roll me 1d20. Bo3. DC10
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2715181
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>2715181asdsadasfgfadh
>11vsDC10. Squeaky success!With the speed of a thoroughly motivated danger noodle you turn tail (literally) and wriggle at maximum velocity away from the growing conflagration. Guano piles smoke and hiss, spitting glowing sparks and billowing thick white smoke. TarSpiders run at full speed, flailing and screeching, limbs and abdomen bursting under the helping heat, spraying gouts of thick soupy entrails in all directions. Dessicated victims of the Tarspider colony burn like gas soaked matchsticks, bone and dry flesh providing a stark orange backdrop to the flames as they roar through the citadel of silk.>"HURRRYYYYY!!!!!"[INSTINCT] screams at you as dried deposits of Guano go up like casks of gunpowder. Small muffled explosions increases in both frequency and size, the ground actually rumbling beneath your belly as you slither over and under, around and across every obstacle in your path. Your eyes occasionally flicker to the damage counter rolling across the edge of your vision, the numbers steadily ticking up. First they reach the hundreds, then the thousands... Then the tens of thousands...>Level up X8>Level up ×13>Level up X18Your points rocket upwards, rolling inexorably upward like some nerdy kids video game score. You can't even*imagine* the scale of death and destruction your simple puff of flame is causing....Honestly? You don't even want to know.The air is growing foggy with smoke, the scent of fiery death growing ever closer just as you grow closer to your safe haven, the fungus riddled heights of Mushroom towerWriggling through the entrance hole, a quick flex of your earth manipulation seals the opening behind you. The dim glow of your small farm of glowing mushrooms supplies the only light as you curl into a ball, the roar of the flames and the shrieks of the dying audible even beneath several inches of solid stone...>Hours pass>100/100 ManaThe stone is warm, uncomfortably so beneath your scales. The rock on the outside of your hideout is audibly hissing and popping, the mushrooms on its sides most likelt burnt to ashes. Oh well, your tiny farm in here could seed the growth of more. What really concerns you however is that number, flashing at the bottom corner of your vision.>LEVEL UP X33>Open up, check out the wasteland you created>Get some rest. You just killed a lot of things.>Spend these points!>Other
>>2715352>Spend these points!>SOULIt is time
>>2715356and mindand waterand wings
>>2715360Nice. That'll do. As much as I want to spurge out on points I think I want to have at least some change left for the next time we level up.Mmmm. I Think Wings would fall under the body category, so we'd have to open up later I think. We can still Get SOUL, and possibly MIND. Water I'm pretty sure is a'ok.
>>2715370You can open multiple trees just not all at the same time.
>>2715377What are we running? Windows xp? Why can't we windows 10 this shit and have all the tabs on one screen?
>>2715384Because thats a lot of writing for me to do.
>>2715384>windows 10>instead of 7
>>2715352Spend those points on size & strength increases
>>2715377Really? Nice. Some Wings and legs would be nice. You forgot the Sand Blast spell btw.>Skill points:?????>MYSTICAL tree: Monsters with this trait are exceedingly rare. Able to tap into the Mana that wells up from the depths of the dungeon, these beasts are adept spell users, with an innate resistance to magic.>Select spell trees to Unlock:>Water:5pnts>Mind:100pnts>Soul:1000pntsSpells:>Health Regen 1:5pnts. +1hp per turn regeneration>Earth II:15pnts (unlock tier II spells)>Healing II:Unlock Tier II Healing Spells. 15pnts>PHYSICAL tree: for bodily modification and swollness>Size I: Increase your size, becoming not only physically stronger but more robust as well (HP+10): 10pnts>Fangs I:Your teeth become larger and sharper, your jaw muscles stronger, allowing for more powerful biting attacks. +1 damage on Bite. 10pnts>Skin I:Your scales and hide become tough and durable, negating 1 point of physical damage. 10pnts>Senses I: Detect heat, taste scents, watch your prey in the dark. +1 on scouting/hunting and perception checks. 10pnts>Muscle I: Your body becomes thick and strong, able to crack bone with the strength of your coils. +1 damage with Coil. 10pnts>Legs I: Grow some stubby little legs that allow you to crawl/wriggle slightly better. 50pnts>Wings: Not much use in a cave but being a flying serpent has its perks. + 2 to dodge rolls against groundbound opponents. 250pnts>RESISTANCES: resist damage by becoming tougher against that thing>Flame Resistance II: resist 2 points of fire damage. 40pnts>Ice Resistance I: Resist 1 point of cold damage. 20pnts>Poison Resistance III: ????. ??pnts>Shock Resistance I: resist 1 point of shock damage>Light Resistance I: Resist 1 point of Light damage. 20pnts>Steel Resistance I: Resist 1 point of the damage caused by the weapons of humans. 20pnts>COMBAT tree: (we haven't chosen this yet)This is all I can remember and recover from the last thread. Hope this helps.
>>2715459I made dis long agohttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qwgpH0G0PQ8krT6R8G2aE2vsMyXabB0p2kdgeCPfOeY/edit?usp=sharing
Forgot one more>Hydra I: Grow an additional head. This is actually useful because now you can eat twice as much, bite twice and even use two different spells at once or the same one twice! 350PntsCosts double for each additional head.
>>2715473Nice. I wished I knew that before.
>>2715477nice dubs. I made it after the latest level up
>>2715459Just, like...get one of everything except for the resistances.>>2715481Thanks.
>>2715459Muscle and skin until we can't get any more
>>2715537That's two swoll though. If you bulk up too much then you can hardly wiggle. With too thick of a skin you can hardly feel.
>How do I hold all this EXP?!?With a mental *click* on the pulsing Staticky headache lurking in the back of your mind, your vision fades away to nothing, replaced by the now familiar flashing stat screen.>Level 47 Mystical Serpent>Titles:>Leviathan: a creature of great power and legend, sure to catapult any hero who slays it into the annals of history.>Avatar of Flame: A Creature that embodies the pinnacle of a certain element. This one being Fire.>Mystical Beast:A creature attuned to the currents of Mana, this monster is on par with a skilled Mage in raw power.>Calamity:Responsible for extreme death and destruction, a Calamity is a creature that is a threat to all it surveys. >112HP>760 Mana>0/79,2400EXP>5,060 Points available.>Abilities:>Elemental Affinity:Flame I- Additional damage die for flame based attacks. Resist 50% flame damage.>Flame Resist I: Resist 1 point flame damage>Poison Resist II:Resist 2 points of poison damage>Toxicity II: Deal 1d10+2 for 4 turns on enemies that bite or swallow you>Health Regen II: Regain 2HP per turn when not in combat>Spells:>Flame Breathe VI:2d6 flame damage. Set foes alight with +3.>Earth Manipulation II:Manipulate moderate amounts of stone and earth. Mold stone into shape and erect small walls and spikes. -10 mana per use.>Minor Heal II:Heal +4hp. -4 Mana>Attacks:>Scorching Bite II: 1d10 damage, Set foes alight on +5.>Coil I: Wrap around a for your size or smaller and squeeze. 1d6 damage.Enemy is pinned for every turn you can pass their resist check.>Lunge I:Lunge forward and Headbutt your foe as hard as you can. 1d6 damage, stun for 1d3 turns on +4>Tail Whip I: Snack your foe with your tail.hard. 1d6 damage>Traits gained>Avatar of Flame. Gain +3 damage die on all flame based attacks. All flame based attacks cost 50% less mana. Gain immunity from Flame attacks from enemies your level or lower.>Burning Scales. Your skin is constantly glowing with heat. Enemies that grapple, swallow or even hold you without your consent will take 2d10 fire damage until they let go. Increases melee damage resistance to Tier V>Aura of Power: You have achieved Boss status. Lesser monsters will flee if given the chance. Heroes will automatically detect you if you enter their vicinity.>Spells gained!>Leviathan Breathe V- Replaces flame breathe in all degrees. -100 mana. 5d100 Fire Damage>Smokescreen III: -20 mana. Choke the area with thick smoke that smothers foes while blinding them. 1d20 damage for every turn enemies persist in melee range. Lasts 5 turns.>Fire Bolt II- a focused blast of flame that can persist for great range. Deals 2d20 fire damage. -25 mana.That fades away after a moment, being replaced by the three blinking options of (pick one)>MYSTICAL>PHYSICAL>COMBAT
>>2715570Which one of these three will make us more cute or more endearing to people and entities?
>>2715560But bro, Jormangandr
>>2715594Hmmm. Good point. You can't forget about size though. And, maybe it's less bulk and more increasing muscle density.
>>2715594Actually, one issue of getting Jormangandr size is the need for food.
>>2715637Actually, large snakes can live for long periods of time between meals, some pythons have been known to go years between eating anything
>MYSTICALThe faintly blue pulsing text flashes before becoming solid as you mentally *click* on it, the text moving up to the top of your view as new text moves along your field of view>Flame VIII: 5120pnts. Unlock tier IX Flame spells>Leviathan Breath VI:6,000pnts. +1d100 damage.>Firebolt III:500pnts. 2d20+5 damage.>Smokescreen IV:800pnts. Lasts 6 turns. 1d20+2 damage per turn.>Flame Barrier I: 150pnts. Create a wall of flame that deals 1d20 damage to all who cross it. Lasts 4 turns.>Furnace I: 250pnts. Stoke your flame and deal increased damage with flame at the cost of HP. (Additional damage die for 10% of health)>Water I:5pnts>Earth II:15pnts (unlock tier II spells)>Earth Manipulation III:20pnts. Increase effect of Earth Manipulation.>Sandblast II:10pnts. Increased damage. 1d6+1 Blinds enemy for 1d3 turns>Rock Throw I:20pnts lift rocks into the air and fling them at high speeds. -25 mana. 1d20 damage.>Healing II:Unlock Tier II Healing Spells. 15pnts>Minor heal III:20pnts.+5HP>Health Regen III:20pnts. +4hp per turn regeneration>Mind:100pnts>Soul:1000pnts>Other (write in a suggestion and ill price it)
>>2715660Health Regen until it's all the time
>>2715660Mind 2SoulWater 3Earth 3Healing 3
>>2715660>Water I:5pntsI think I get it now. The more effectively we can use a skill, the more we will be rewarded. An example might be creating a rockslide to kill a bunch of people.>Earth II:15pnts (unlock tier II spells)>Earth Manipulation III:20pnts. Increase effect of Earth Manipulation.>Mind:100pnts>Soul:1000pnts>Other (write in a suggestion and ill price it)>>2715682I guess I can support this too.
>>2715660>Can we get a preview of soul?silly suggestion:>OtherNuclear Monster: The drama of a man made story about giant Japanese monsters made flesh.-Atomic breath-Magnetic repulsion-Regeneration-Radioactive-Kaiju flight (aint gotta explain shit.)
>>2715660>Mind:100pnts>Soul:1000pntsboth of these for sure>Water I:5pntsbecause diversity>Health Regen III:20pnts. +4hp per turn regenerationgetting regeneration as high as possible might make us physically immortal, so thats a plus, Id say put every last point into that.
>>2715660>Mind>Soul>Water 3>Earth 3I want to save some points for physical stuff. Fact is we should really be getting some levels in the resistances so we can tank attacks from low level monsters / heroes without much problem.
>>2715695>>2715678Not unless there is something that can deal over 112 HP in a single hit. Then it's useless. I can agree to geting Tier III Regeneration.Changing my vote for Tier II Mind back to Tier I.
>>2715646can you find me an article on that? it sounds interesting.
>>2715707There is no tier II of Mind. Its just comprehension and knowledge that you can purchase
>>2715689While I like the Godzilla option, you basically have nuclear breathe already
>>2715718Oh. Good to know. Can we get Tier IV Regeneration?
>>2715660Im going to add to >>2715695tier 3 affinity for every element including water.
>>2715717I have no idea where I read it, I just know it's true
>>2715728Yes you can
>>2715660keeping it simple>5,060 Points available.Mind-100(this will let us learn what the trees do, like soul)-----------------after that, we could either save for leviathan breath, or just goSoul-1000Furnace 1:250Health regen++++++++++
>>2715747Not sure how credible you want your sources to be, but a quick google gives a few neat things.http://www.dnaindia.com/technology/report-snakes-can-live-without-food-for-two-years-1117926https://www.livescience.com/7348-snakes-survive-months-food.htmlI'm not going to go looking for scientific studies for you though. I'm lazy. Snakes however are very good at fasting.
>>2715747https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/08/070824173005.htmI forgot to put this one in there as well.
>>2715660>PurchasedSpent 100+1000+20+15+160=-1285pnts>5060-1285=3,755pnts>Mind I: Language Comprehension Unlocked!>Gained Spell: Cursed Knowledge: Directly tap into the metaknowledge of thid universe and gain information. -50 mana per question.>Unlocked Language Comprehension>Great Serpent 100pnts>Cave Bat 100pnts>Great Arachnid 100pnts>Elder Beast 100pnts>Deep Goblin 100pnts>Lesser Goblin 100pnts>Troll 100pnts>Dungeon Ghoul 100pnts>Wyrm 100pnts>Drake 100pnts>Elder Dragon 100pnts>Human (Northern kingdoms) 100pnts>Human (Forest kingdoms) 100pnts>Humans (Great Capital) 100pnts>Humans (Southern Wastes) 100pnts>Dwarves (Southern Stronghold) 100pnts>Dwarves (wanderers) 100pnts>Elves (Great Forest) 100pnts.>Unlocked Soul Magic I!>Gained Spell:Summon Spiritual Minion I. -100 mana. This spell allows you to summon up to 3 Spiritual minions that can speak for you, accomplish simple tasks or even assist you in battle by lobbing balls of fire.>Unlocked: Dominate I:500pnts. Control the will of a lower leveled monster permanently. -100 mana.>Unlocked: Summon Corporeal Minion I: 1000pnts. Summon a being to serve you. These simple beasts can accomplish many tasks if you supervise them. -250 mana>Unlocked: Mana Drain I:100pnts. Deal 1d20 damage to your enemies mana pool and restore it to your own. -25 mana>Unlocked Spirit Bolt: 250pnts. Fire a Bolt of concentrated mana at your foe. Bypasses all natural armies but can easily be blocked by magical means. 2d20 damage. -50 mana.>Unlocked Water III!>Gained Spell: Water Jet III. Fire a pressurized stream of water at your foes. Does surprising damage. 1d10+2 damage. -10 mana >Unlocked spell: Manipulate water I: 10pnts. 10 mana per use.>Unlocked Spell:Icicle I. 25pnts. Fire a needle sharp shard of ice at high speeds. 1d20 damage. -20 mana.>Unlocked Bubble I: -20pnts. Trap a foe inside a sphere of water for 1d3 turns dealing 1d20 drowning damage per turn. -25 mana.>Traits upgraded>Health Regen IV: Gain +8HP per turn when not in combat.>Purchase additional spells/mystical upgrades>Go to Physical>Go to combat>Leave Upgrade screen
>>2715777>>2715782Thanks, it's just been a while since I read the article
>>2715835>Unlocked: Mana Drain I:100pnts. Deal 1d20 damage to your enemies mana pool and restore it to your own. -25 mana>Go to Physical
>>2715835unlock all languages for 1800pnts
>>2715835All languages and dominate
>>2715845>>2715856>>2715860What if we do all three? That'll leave us with 1355 points left.
>>2715856Supported. A polyglot is a good thing to be.>add-Dominate-Mana Drain>Visit Combat>Visit Physical
>>2715856The price doubles for every language youre learning. Same as tiers of a spell.
>>2715875Oh well fuck. That changes things.Let's get 2 of the four human options. Northern and Great Capital. And get Great Serpent so we can understand our snake god.>Visit Physical
>>2715875reeI change my suggestion to just learning furnace. We could use that burst damage.
>>2715875Than>Great Serpent >Wyrm >Drake>Elder Dragon>Humans (Great Capital)Everything to do with snake bros and common humans.Than Dominate.After we can go to the physical tree.
>>2715875Oh, and do our spiritual minions only speak in the languages we know?
>>2715885Support this. But I would also like to say we should go for furnace instead of dominate.
Furnace for 250Languages (varies, but I think we should get 3 for 700)Mana Drain I for 100Dominate for 500This is what I want
>>2715889They speak all humanoid languages. They are a go between and they can get kind of... Eccentric.
>>2715885>>2715890five languages cost 2100 points. are you sure?
>>2715894yeah I was with you. shit is steep.Gunna support your post >>2715892
>>2715835>Great Serpent >Wyrm >Drake>Elder Dragonthese languages are cool. screw stupid mortal languages.>Unlocked: Mana Drain I:100pntsreal gud>Go to Physicallets go
>>2715893How many points is a prehensile tongue worth? Do we already have one?If we get all of this:>Furnace for 250>Languages (varies, but I think we should get 3 for 700)>Mana Drain I for 100>Dominate for 500and the Spiritual Minion spell, we'll have 2105 points left. Is that cool with everyone?
>>2715894I ain't one for backing down, so yes.
>>2715911I did the math wrong. It's 3100 points for five languages. That would leave us with only 655 points to work with.
>>2715914So be it.
>>2715907I think furnace is dumb honestly>>2715835on second thought, we aren't gonna be using any of these damn languages any time soon so im taking everything off my vote >>2715902
>>2715835>Gained Spell:Summon Spiritual Minion I. -100 mana. This spell allows you to summon up to 3 Spiritual minions that can speak for you, accomplish simple tasks or even assist you in battle by lobbing balls of fire.Having some minions to act as a mix of expendable scouts, labour and such is useful. Also the benefit of them speaking all humanoid languages (>>2715893) means we can avoid having to buy them ourselves saving us literally hundreds of points.
>>2715917Are you positive? That wouldn't leave us much for PHYSICAL or COMBAT.>>2715920Think about it like this. Leviathan Breathe deals 5d100 fire damage at the cost of 50 mana (Avatar of Flame Trait baby).Furnace, at the cost of 10% of your HP gives you +1 damage die.Now if we sacrifice half our health to power The Leviathan Breathe, that's 10d100. That's like a mini-naplam nuke.
>>2715922>>2715928Maybe instead of the human languages just focuse on the serpenty ones. Maybe our minions can teach us later.
Well I think you should grow arms so you can have biceps.
>>2715933Minimum of two picked languages. Great Serpent, Wyrm, Drake, Elder Dragon.Maybe our minions can teach us something.
>>2715940Going to suggest something.Lets save the points for languages, keep 100-300 in reserve and save it for when we encounter someone, learn it on the fly.or....or or or...We just learn a few ranks of dominate and have mortal servants who can speak the language for us. A collection of living tongues, as its easy to get 100 points to spend many times over, or just find a local speaker. no reason to shoulder the burden ourselves eh?
>>2715951thisSave everything, just buy> Dominate> Furnace> Go to Physical
>>2715951If we do that, then that should keep our points pockets a little heavy.>Furnace for 250>Mana Drain I for 100>Dominate for 500Spirital Minion for 1002805 points left
>>2715835>>2715893Would getting an additional head change the narrative a bit?
>>2715963we already have spiritual minion and we haven't encountered anything else that is magical, would rather save the points for later desu
>>2715975>Gained Spell:Summon Spiritual Minion IFuck me you're right. I didn't notice that.Sans Spiritual Minion rank II, that leaves us with 2905. That is if anyone agrees with my suggestion?
>>2715835adding>Furnace for 250>Dominate for 500to >>2715920 >>2715902
Have we we reached any kind of consensus?
>>2715986I think we're getting Furnace, Mana Drain I and Dominate. Can we also get Regen Tier V? What does Furnace Tier II do?
>>2715991Here>Mana Drainhx15IhnE9ETFpEtCxjFmC0p+A3MPu9Hl>Dominaten4Id4urX5xxXlDC+9ETFpEtChx15IhnEA3MPu9HlxjFmC0p+>FurnaceA3MPu9Hl9ETFpEtChx15IhnEA3MPu9HlxjFmC0p+>2 human languages and Giant Serpent6LhIDLr/>all 5 noodle languages5xxXlDC+>Three languages9ETFpEtCA3MPu9Hl>Get fit nerd6KZwwqzF
>winners seem to be >Furnace I 250pnts>Mana Drain I 100pnts>Dominate I 500pnts>And then PhysicalBueno?
>>2716011Yes.If we get Size Tier X, how much would it cost? For +100 HP would it cost 10,230points?
>>2716011Sure that seems fine.
We am become slithery smaug
>>2716031You would need legs for that. And you know what legs mean? Squats.
>>2716041Nononono, SLITHERY smaug, not stubby smaug
>>2716042Stubby? You must become the god of squats. You will squat until you can punch people with your glutes. Have you seen a snek with glutes? Get legs and you will. Trust me it'll be the best genetic deal probably of all time.
>>27160113,755-850=2905pnts remaining.>Gained Ability: Furnace>Gained Spell: Dominate>Gained Spell: Mana Drain.After selecting the options that most appealed to you, you internally smile in smug grin as you imagine the uses of your new abilities. Your hefty new mana pool and new combat flame skills will come in serious uses as you make your way through the dungeon.*clicking* out of the MYSTICAL menu, you scroll over to the faintly green text of PHYSICAL. The selection flashes once before becoming solid, moving up to the top of your field of view.>Size I: Increase your size, becoming not only physically stronger but more robust as well (HP+10): 10pnts>Fangs I:Your teeth become larger and sharper, your jaw muscles stronger, allowing for more powerful biting attacks. +1 damage on Bite. 10pnts>Skin I:Your scales and hide become tough and durable, negating 1 point of physical damage. 10pnts>Senses I: Detect heat, taste scents, watch your prey in the dark. +1 on scouting/hunting and perception checks. 10pnts>Muscle I: Your body becomes thick and strong, able to crack bone with the strength of your coils. +1 damage with Coil. 10pnts>Legs I: Grow some stubby little legs that allow you to crawl/wriggle slightly better. 50pnts>Wings I: Not much use in a cave but being a flying serpent has its perks. + 2 to dodge rolls against groundbound opponents. 250pnts>Hydra I- Grow additional heads. Use 2 spells at once or perform 2 bite attacks at once. 750pnts>RESISTANCES: resist damage by becoming tougher against that thing>Ice Resistance I: Resist 1 point of cold damage. 20pnts>Poison Resistance II: Resist 2 points of poison damage. 40pnts>Shock Resistance I: resist 1 point of shock damage>Light Resistance I: Resist 1 point of Light damage. 20pnts>Steel Resistance I: Resist 1 point of the damage caused by the weapons of humans. 20pnts
>>2716059I'd say put size, skin, senses and either fangs or muscle all to 3. Muscle would let us coil and burn things with our molten skin while crushing them, but fangs might be better in general.
>>2716059Let's get...>Size III>Skin III>Sense III>Muscle III>Legs IWings IHydra I
>>2716059Why is Hydra 750? Wasn't it 350 last time?
>>2716063Supporting this except for size.Dump that into steel resist
>>2716069Ah. My bad. Hydra is in fact 350pnts. Doubles per head
>>2716063>avoid classic tropes of boss monster.>Spend all remaining points into muscle.
>>2716059>Size II>Fangs II>Skin III>Senses II>Muscle II>Ice Resistance II>Poison Resistance II>Shock Resistance II>Light Resistance II>Steel Resistance IIShould cost 470 points by my math so we can certainly do far more but the problem is without knowing what has happened since the spiders died we can't predict what resistances, attacks and therefore upgrades are best to deal with the new neighbours.I therefore suggest getting this as a basis, granting us a significant boost in our resistances and physical abilities until we can find out if we going to be fighting humans or monsters or something else.
>Size IV (150)>Fangs IV (150)>Skin IV (150)>Sense IV (150)>Muscle IV (150)>Legs I (50)>Wings I (250)>Hydra I (350) >Steel Resistance IV (300)total cost: 1700. Pricey but I think fair.>>2716083>Poison Resistance III would rather eat more poisonous stuff. Flat modifiers aren't as great as % negations.
>>2714714Idea for a school of magic>Amplification: the study of empowering spells.-Focus: spend 2.5mana for double the spell. each tier lets you go triple, quad, etc. Essentially firing the same skill back to back to back in a turn.-Extend: Increases the inherent duration of spells, passive-Overcharge: Increasing tiers of artificial empowerment of a spell by dumping mana into spell with diminishing returns. 2x is just 2x the amount of mana, while 3x costs 3.5, etc. etc. etc. increased ranks improve efficiency but effect.-Multicast: Declare which spells will be cast, and multiply cost of all spells by 2x, can trim down cost to 1x at max level.
>>2716083I'll support your roll if you drop the all the Resistances except for Ice.
>>2716083supporting for now.
>>2716084>I would rather eat more poisonous stuff. Flat modifiers aren't as great as % negations.True but we can't purchase a % negation and I would point out that experience implies we are quite far away from being able to get such a thing from our consumption of mushrooms given we only got % upgrades after firebombing the entire spider population.Also, that level of steel resistance seems kinda pointless: if we exit our burrow we might encounter humans or something but I'd point out that we could just as well encounter new monsters or mages (who'd bypass all resistances admittedly rendering this a null point).>>2716090For what reason? I'd agree to lowering the level of shock and light resistance but I feel steel and poison are potential risks to be wary of given the change we just caused.
>>2716094What if we get snake armor?For steel and poison we can do what we did with the mushrooms. Regenerate and cast healing spells until we power through it. Sort of build a tolerance to poison like that one king that failed to poison himself because he was so resistant.Why keep the ice? It's nice to stay warm, and ice is the polar opposite of what we are.
>>2716059How big is Size X?
>>2716099>What if we get snake armor?Snake armour is an extremely complex thing to design let alone produce given the method by which they move.>For steel and poison we can do what we did with the mushrooms. Regenerate and cast healing spells until we power through it. Sort of build a tolerance to poison like that one king that failed to poison himself because he was so resistant.For poison true we could but we lack access to any sorts of human weapon. Personally I'd rather we didn't wait to be in combat to find out how well their blades bite.>Why keep the ice? It's nice to stay warm, and ice is the polar opposite of what we are.I can see the logic there.
>>2716100Size X would be a very large snake. You would be between 18 and 24 feet long and as big around as a person.
>>2716104how big is Jormangandr?
>>2716106Jormugundr would be a Snek with Massive Size Tier.... 11,934,327. Biggest of big bois. For you to equal a Massive Size tier 1 you'll have to reach size tier XV
>>2716059I'm pretty late, but let me piss in the wind and remain a tiny snek with no weaknesses.....after i do all the calculating
>>2716059>Fangs, Skin, Muscle V3x310>Senses VII1270> Ice, Shock, Light, Steel Resistance I4x20and spend the rest on Combat/saving
>>2716148>no hydra headhow can this be
>>2716166Like I said: no weaknesses. Until we learn how to fite gud, getting a new head will necessitate creating a blind spot wherever the necks intersect, and then there's the problem of friendly fire and sensory overload. We're already getting a huge boost to Senses, let's not add a second existential awareness.
>>2716167snake necks are pretty liberal with their snake necks and blind spots. I wouldn't worry about that. The only time I think Friendly fire would be an issue would be for a crit failure.You can't learn how to use two heads if you don't practice, and practice we shall the minute we get another.
>>2716173Consider we probably didn't kill that legend spider, I don't think we'll get to practice much in the immediate future.By the way, mr. legend spider probably has fire resist now.
>>2716059>Skin V (310)>Sense VII (1270)Let's just go with a general feel right now. Resistances can be leveled up pretty easily through resistance training and we level up for it too so a kind of free points/exp. >>2716176Oh no, we didn't kill the spider boss/queen but we probably damaged it. I'm thinking the health on it has to be around 100-200. so our damage of about 30 didn't insta-kill it if it did have the critical weakness of x3. I don't think it has resistances to fire though. Also we have a 8d100 Leviathan's Breath to clean it for good.
>>2716176Sure we do? We're far from the area of the spider webs. We can kill a few lesser bugs for practice.I highly doubt a creature with a natural weakness to fire will gain a resistance to it. It might be more likely it might have a strong phobia of us.>Sholgotha The Terrible.>Lv60 Legendary Giant Tarspider>1000/1000HPDamn look at that top cunt. I guess our best bet to increase our HP is to do some cqc combat.
>>2716181oh shit it had 1000HP? Well damn. It's probably at 950/1000HP right now then
>>2716179critical weakness x3 on top of rolling a crit.
>>2716183so about 60 if it;s 20x3 unless crits are a x2 themselves... so it's a 20x3x2 which would be 120 damage which still wouldn't have killed it. It's fine we'll get it next time
>>2716181We made a beeline for our homebase, and we don't have any stealth skills.Considering Sholgotha probably developed senses, tracking our tiny little snek would not be hard.
>>2716187I think you're underestimating the damage it suffered. There is it's natural x3 dmg weakness mod + the crit + continuiously burning because tar spiders naturally produce burning material + a ton of other burning spiders burning and bumping into each other in panic.>>2716188Then we'll get the head right after we kill the old spider.
Also something to consider:We are currently asleep while leveling up. I believe that is how it has been so far every time we level up, we go to sleep.
EZ PZ just get big enough to coil around fat spoder's fat spoder ass and the only thing it can do is web you while you deal grapple and bite damage to it's abdomen. If you had swole legs to could snekplex it but that isn't gonna happen. Then since you'll be webbed to it and it'll be dead you can eat it until you molt and wiggle free of your silky hell. I may or may not be missing out on 99% of the complexities of the combat in this quest and actually everything else because I just got here this thread.P.S. snek abs.
>>2716196That's....not a bad plan. The hard part is getting past the mouth and somewhere it can't reach with mouth OR superlong legs.
>SizeVaO80WP3hx15IhnE (IV)Oo0SbfYX(II)A3MPu9Hl (II)cHHyXZq7 (IV)>SkinVaO80WP3hx15IhnE (IV)x/HFWsGFOo0SbfYX (III)A3MPu9Hl (III)Uzhc431j (I)9ETFpEtC (V)cHHyXZq7 (IV)>SensesVaO80WP3hx15IhnE (IV)x/HFWsGFOo0SbfYX (II)A3MPu9Hl (II)Uzhc431j (VII)9ETFpEtC (VII)cHHyXZq7 (IV)>FangsVaO80WP3x/HFWsGFOo0SbfYX (II)hx15IhnE (IV)A3MPu9Hl (II)Uzhc431j (I)cHHyXZq7 (IV)>MuscleVaO80WP3hx15IhnE (IV)x/HFWsGFOo0SbfYX (II)A3MPu9Hl (II)Uzhc431j (V)cHHyXZq7 (IV)>Legshx15IhnEcHHyXZq7>Wingshx15IhnEcHHyXZq7>Hydrahx15IhnEcHHyXZq7>Ice ResistanceOo0SbfYX (II)A3MPu9Hl (II)Uzhc431j (I)>Poison ResistanceOo0SbfYX (II)A3MPu9Hl (II)>Shock ResistanceOo0SbfYX (II)A3MPu9Hl (II)Uzhc431j (I)>Light ResistanceOo0SbfYX (II)A3MPu9Hl (II)Uzhc431j (I)>Steel Resistancex/HFWsGFhx15IhnE (IV)A3MPu9Hl (II)Oo0SbfYX (II)Uzhc431j (I)everyone wants something slightly different.
>>2716206I want V skin and Fangs, that's why the 310 cost is multiplied 3 times.
>>2716206Lets not do Hydra, its cool and all but I would prefer something else because I would rather we become a Coatl or Drake or something not a Hydra. Soon we will be able to raid human villages and start temples to worship us. Get all those sassy surface lizard girls!
>>2716206Ill support all resistances to 2, senses to 7, size to 2, skin to 4, fangs to 4 and muscle to 4.
>>2716324If we can afford size 4 after all of that we might as well take it.
Cursed is awake, please Stand by.
>>2716320What's wrong with a winged hydra?
I'm really curious about the kind of prey the spiders had stashed, and the mana source, I hope it wasn't destroyed.
>>2716421Becuase the tiny snek is fun to play with. What's the point in this being an original isekai rebirth if we turn into a dragon.Also, I updated the sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qwgpH0G0PQ8krT6R8G2aE2vsMyXabB0p2kdgeCPfOeY/edit#gid=0
>>2716206ad me toSize Skin Senses FangsMuscleWingsand all resistancesand as a FUCK NO to Hydra
I change my mind on size for now. I'm leaning towards Skin over size.
>>2716431And if we wanted another annoying head we could always just grow arms and tie another snek too us. Although I wouldn't mind becoming a dragon, especially if we stay tiny. A dragon the size of a Pomeranian threatening adventurers from the shadows of an ancient cave with a horde of glowing mushrooms and moths is something I never knew I wanted until now.
>>2716453>A dragon the size of a PomeranianYes. This is good.
>>2716431Im fine with winged flame serpent. Just so long as we dont go arms and legs route.
>>2716463You don't want arms in the future? How else are we supposed to beat our meat?
>>2716454>>2716459We can kidnap hobbit girls as "princesses" force the sherriffs or local children to come and get them back, otherwise we feed them mushrooms which make their tummies hurt!My Winged Fire-Breathing Terror Can't Possibly Be This Cute!The Most Annoying Little DragonBe a legitimate threat, but totally harmless because we are too busy being a tiny snek to actually get the hang of this whole "Evil" thing.
>>2716468>feed them mushroomsthis could literally kill people, and even if it didn't I can imagine quite a few people who would swear Eternal Vengeance if you tortured them with laxatives.
>>2716468No. Please, no.
>>2716468the codex of tiny sneks supports this action
i support size
>>2716464Female snake with no gag reflex?We've managed to get to boss level already, pretty sure in the monster world we arnt going to be limited for the gals.
>>2716468So you basically want to be a more dickish mushu.
>>2716495Oh God, a family cursed with us as a guardian like Mushu but instead of being a redeemed failure of a family spirit, he is just pointlessly dickish for a reason that has long been forgotten. "Damnit, why is the door to the gardening shed melted shut?""I AM DEATH! I AM FIRE!" rings through the garden in a high pitched squeaky voice."Aw fuck! Where did all these goddamn moles come from?!""YES MY MINIONS! DEVASTATE THE CROPS OF MY FOES!""Oh shit! Burned my mouth"*pops out of the stove* "BWUAHAHAHA I have used my VAST powers to make your tea UNCOMFORTABLY HOT!"*human looks in the outhouse leafbin*"Oh HELL NO you little FUCKER!""Damn, note to self the detestable humans have learned to identify poison ivy and are on guard! I may need new tactics..."
Let's get some ale or something when we find civilization.
Can anyone thing of a creature in this cave worth dominating and keeping around?
>>2716523The dungeon core
>>2716523Those ugly chitin monster that killed Mama
>>2716059My vote: >Size II (10+20 = 30) or III for valuable hitpoints>Fangs III (10+20+40 = 70)>Skin IV (10+20+40+80 = 150) for defense>Senses VI (10+20+40+80+160+320 = 630)>Muscle III (10+20+40 = 70)>Legs / Wings: No. While I like the pomeranian dragon idea, we would not be a snake anymore. For now I'd prefer to stay a snake but that may change. >Hydra: NO!The first levels of the resistances are cheap for a nice effect, so we should get>Ice Resistance II (20+40 = 60)>Poison Resistance: no, we'll eat mushrooms for that>Shock Resistance II (20+40 = 60)>Light Resistance II (20+40 = 60)>Steel Resistance II (20+40 = 60) Total 1190 Points. Then we should take a look at the combat menu. We can always come back to the upgrade menu later.Also Cursed, we gained Health Regen II twice, once from the first mushroom and once from the second:>>2667314>>2669796So shouldn't we have been at III before the last upgrade? Meaning we'd have 20 points more now.
>>2716572Im fine with your plan, count my vote for the same things.
>>2716572Yeah sure why not. I’ll support
>>2716572Yeah sure I can support this.
>>2716572Ill support this just to get this shit out of the way. Im interested in the combat tree.
What ever we do I want Hydra as one of our picks.
>>2716611Not now. It will likely be amusing, but there isnt a good point. Wings would make the most sense but driving people away over choices is dumb.
>>2716614Twice the number of heads twice the amount of flame.
>>2716614Wings would be dumb if we would need to learn how to fly.
>>2716625O know right?
>>2716625>>2716634Would make tunneling take longer and provides more weakpoints (e.g. eyes). It has its downsides in that regards.
>>2716636Ah. But you see Ivan.If you are Hydra, you tunnel twice as fast, because you have two heads to cast spells and only ONE body to move forward.
>>2716641Except your still moving roughly the same amount of earth, unless your intending to provide a pushing effect.Come to think of it, a nice passive earth magic ability could be our scales passively folding earth around it to push the body forward faster.
>>2716646System wise there shouldn't be a reason why having two heads would hinder mobility, or the physical description might have mentioned that.
>>2716632They give flat +2 to dodge ya mong.
>>2716655I know they do, but if people say that learning to use two heads will take time to learn, then the same would apply to wings wouldn't it?
>>2716661Flat.+2.To dodge.We dont need to know how to fly to increase base stats. Hydra has potential but it inherently grants nothing.
>>2716662A +2 against ground bound opponents and you wouldn't need to know how to fly to apply those modifiers wouldn't you? It wouldn't make much sense otherwise. Hydra I isn't as bad as you think. Casting two spells, be it the same or two different ones can be very powerful. That's two times the hurt. 2x DPS. If you or that other anon is worried about misfire spells into the other head then so long as they're fire attacks the damage should be null thanks to the Avatar of Flame Trait.
Would we have to have a second head sprout out of our danger noodle's neck or could it just replace the end of the tail?
>>2716678Having a head at each end would be super weird. It also raises sanitary questions and those of shared experiences.
>>2716706Snakes don’t shit out of the tail. They have an underside poop chute. But still double snek side will be dumb as shit
>>2716716Oh I know. Just your going to be dragging a head backwards into that.
>no one wants to be snek-catYou could go on zany adventures with your inferior half.
>>2716727what's that? Legs V?
I just threw out the idea of double snek because a lot of people seem to like the mechanical benefits of multiple heads but not the idea of being a hydra. Seemed like an okay compromise with the advantage of having no blindside. As for biological concerns; it's magic, I don't gotta explain shit.
>>2716741>Don't gotta explain shit.Quite literally.
>>2716733Well a dog wouldn't work very well in a cave. It's a cat-dog reference. I guess it was a bit too vague.
>>2716572This seems to be the winner!>Size II (10+20 = 30) or III for valuable hitpoints>Fangs III (10+20+40 = 70)>Skin IV (10+20+40+80 = 150) for defense>Senses VI (10+20+40+80+160+320 = 630)>Muscle III (10+20+40 = 70)>Ice Resistance II (20+40 = 60)>Shock Resistance II (20+40 = 60)>Light Resistance II (20+40 = 60)>Steel Resistance II (20+40 = 60) >-1190pnts.>2905-1190=1715pnts remaining>Go back to MYSTICAL>Go to COMBAT>Leave Upgrade Screen
>>2716849>Go to COMBATTime to see what's up with this
SNEK LORD, USE TAIL WHIP!
>>2716849>Go to COMBATHype.
>>2716849>Go to COMBAT
>>2717027>270 cmWe are no longer smol snek :(
Across the "screen" of your vision, your new and updated Stats roll across, lines of glowing text in neat, orderly rows.>Level 47 Mystical Serpent>Titles: Flame Wyrm, Avatar of Flame, Leviathan, Calamity>142HP>760 Mana>Physical Traits>Size II>Fangs III (+3 to Bite Attacks)>Skin IV (Resist 4 Physical Damage)>Senses VI (+6 to Sense/Scout checks)>Muscle III (+3 damage to Coil, Grapple checks)>Burning Scales (Deal consistent 1d10 damage for every turn an enemy is in physical contact)>Abilities>Aura of Power: Your presence invites challenge.>Avatar of Flame (-50% Mana cost on flame based attacks, +3 damage die on all flame based attacks. Resist all flame damage from natural sources or enemies leveled lower than you.)>Mana Resistance I (Resist 1 point of Magical damage)>Ice Resistance II (Resist 2 points of Ice Damage>Shock Resistance II (Resist 2 points of Shock Damage)>Light Resistance II (Resist 2 points of Light Damage)>Steel Resistance II (Resist 2 points of Damage from human and dwarven weapons>Poison Resistance II (Resist 2 points of Poison Damage)>Toxicity II (Deal 1d10+2 damage to enemies that swallow or bite you over 5 turns)>Health Regen III (+3HP passive Regen)>SpellsLeviathan Breathe V->Smokescreen III: >Fire Bolt II>Mana Drain I>Dominate I>Cursed Knowledge>Summon Spiritual Minion I>Water Jet I>Sand Blast I>Earth Manipulation II>Minor Heal II>Attacks>Scorching Bite I>Coil I>Tail Whip I>Lunge I>Cont
>>2717115>Health Regen III (+3HP passive Regen)When did we get bumped down from Regen IV +8? Calculated the regen wrong?
>>2717115>contLooking over the updated stats you mentally hiss in approval as they slowly fade away. You were a small snake once. Now you are quite a bit bigger, stronger, spicier and apparently nuclear powerIII..The flashing orange red text of COMBAT scrolls up to the top of your view and the list of attacks known to you. While not incredibly impressive, you cant be too surprised, Snakes aren't known for their combat prowess.>Scorching Bite III. 50pnts. 1d20+4 damage>Crushing Bite I. 25pnts. 1d20 damage. Chance to crack tough shells or armor>Ripping Bite I. 75pnts. 1d20 damage. Deals 1d10 bleed damage for 3 turns.>Toxic Bite I. 50pnts (Requires Toxic I) an improvement of venomous bite. Deals 1d20 damage and 1d10 Toxicity damage for 3 turns.>Icy Bite (Requires Water I) 75pnts. Deals 1d20 and does freeze damage, slowing foes for 3 turns.>Coil II. 20pnts.1d10+2 Physical damage for every turn the enemy fails a resist roll.>Lunge II 20pnts. 1d10+2 damage. Headbutt for snakes. Chance to stun foe on +4>Tail Whip II. 1d6+1 damage. Chance to blind foe on +3.>other (write in)
>>2717123ah fuck I forgot we had that
>>2717152>other (write in)Fuckin like, yo. Can we coil up into a spring and jump like that?
>>2717152>Save pointsHonestly these are all outclassed by our magic options, why waste a combat turn nibbling and getting into range when we have leviathan breath
>>2717152Honestly not interested in these at the moment. I want to save our points for later, unless an Anon thinks of an original thing.
>>2717167How many Cave Bats do you think we can kick with Leviathans Breath?
>>2717152>Scorching Bite VI-400>Coil II. 20pnts.1d10+2 Physical damage for every turn the enemy fails a resist roll.>Lunge II 20pnts. 1d10+2 damage. Headbutt for snakes. Chance to stun foe on +4>Tail Whip II. 1d6+1 damage. Chance to blind foe on +3.
>>2717152>Lunge II 20pnts. 1d10+2 damage. Headbutt for snakes. Chance to stun foe on +4>Tail Whip II. 1d6+1 damage. Chance to blind foe on +3.>Crushing Bite I. 25pnts. 1d20 damage. Chance to crack tough shells or armorArmor pen, movement attack, rear attack. Gives us a basic all round physical ability so if we face an anti mage or something we arnt totally fucked.
>>2717163oooohh~ a jumpin boyo would be pretty nice desu>>2717152Fire bites would benefit from Avatar of Flame. so we get 4 dice for the ability. Dumping some points into would be smart>Scorching Bite VI - 400
>>2717189The base attack is a 1d10 dmg with a chance to light someone. The Avatar of Flame trait thing gives us a +3 die for damage.4d10.
>>2717152>Crushing Bite II (75)>Scorching Bite V (150)Crushing because we could use some Anti-Armor, fire tends to be lackluster at that. Unless we get a Scorching Ray kinda deal, with a ton of heat focused on a tiny area to melt through tough stuff. Scorching to capitalize on those sweet extra dice from AoF.
>>2717152>Scorching Bite VI - 400
>>2717233i am ok with this
>>2717175Depends on its range and width, and how tightly they're packed. And we also have to get to the Dungeon Ceiling. Winged Snek ahoy!
>>2717258We can just burrow up, pop out from the ceiling and then unleash genocide.
>>2717274>Ceiling SnakeOh my, how terrifying. We should just dangle down from up there like the spicy noodle dork we are and occasionally snap up some snacks.Kinda like a upside-down Bobbit Worm.A fire-breathing, genocidal, spicy Ceiling-Bobbit Worm
>>2717152ill support >>2717188 and >>2717233
>>2717281The Leviathan breath attack would turn everything to ash, so I think if we want something left to eat the Fire Bolt II spell which will deal...5d20 damage at for 12 or 13 mana.
>>2717175We can't kick any, we don't have legs... but our firebolt II has range on it
>>2717318Fuck. Phone posting right now. I mean kill.
Are we male or female?
>>2717355Wait Sorry this is just me being a retard
>>2717152>Crushing Bite I. 25pnts. 1d20 damage. Chance to crack tough shells or armor>Ripping Bite I. 75pnts. 1d20 damage. Deals 1d10 bleed damage for 3 turns.>Toxic Bite I. 50pnts (Requires Toxic I) an improvement of venomous bite. Deals 1d20 damage and 1d10 Toxicity damage for 3 turns.>Icy Bite (Requires Water I) 75pnts. Deals 1d20 and does freeze damage, slowing foes for 3 turns.>Other>Spring Jump: Coil into a spring to lunge upwards>Wall Spring: A costlier Spring Jump that works on steep inclines, slippery surfaces, or walls>Twist Drive: Rapidly twirl, slipping out of grapples, gaining a slight amount of defense, and tearing apart anything you are currently biting.
>>2717167same. save the points.
>>2717233I also support a strong scorching bite. We have flame affinity to boost it up a lil' extra.
>>2717167It's true our fire is much stronger than everything else but we'll meet foes with fire/magic resistance so we need something to fight them.>>2717152My vote:>Scorching Bite III (50)>Crushing Bite II (25+50 = 75) for armored enemies>Ripping Bite II (75+150 = 225) so that one hit will hurt the enemy for multiple turns>Toxic Bite I (50) same>Icy Bite: no, it would probably not work together with our fire>Coil II (20)>Lunge II (20)>Tail Whip II (20?)together 460 points, save the restCursed, are the different bite types additional? I.e. does having scorching+crushing+ripping+toxic bites inflict 4d20 +bleeding +poisoning etc.?
If we have points left over or if people who want to save points can agree, I say we bump up our magic a bit before moving on. When has our magic not been useful and even just a level or two of earth/water/whatever would be super helpful exploring the remains of spider crater
>>2718343dude what. It's still 1 bite. It'll do 1d20. What kind of broken ass games do you play that they would stack like that?
>>2718435Would be a cool metamagic ability way down the line when were a prismatic wingserpent!
>>2718435Well, we have Scorching Bite II which does 1d10 damage, but level III will do 1d20+4 damage, changing not only the modifier but also the base die. Crushing and Ripping bites start with 1d20 damage. So it could be that the 1d20 is not the base damage for biting (which would not stack) but instead that there is a different (and stacking) damage for each variant.
>Save Pointshx15IhnED3+igrAL6LhIDLr/A3MPu9Hl>Snek Spring Boihx15IhnE9ETFpEtCUzhc431j>Scorching BitecHHyXZq7 (VI)9ETFpEtC (VI)c9w7cBSj (V)ehtgLu3v (VI)6LhIDLr/ (VI)xjFmC0p+ (VI)CPkX4OuF (VI)5hlrXlb9 (III)hx15IhnE (III)>LungecHHyXZq7 (II)YqfbZMTn (II)xjFmC0p+ (III)5hlrXlb9 (II)>Tail WhipcHHyXZq7 (II)YqfbZMTn (II)xjFmC0p+ (II)5hlrXlb9 (II)>Crushing BiteYqfbZMTn (I)c9w7cBSj (II)xjFmC0p+ (I)Uzhc431j (I)5hlrXlb9 (II)>Rippling BiteUzhc431j (I)5hlrXlb9 (II)>Toxic BiteUzhc431j (I)5hlrXlb9 (I)>Icy BiteUzhc431j (I)5hlrXlb9 ("no, it would probably not work together with our fire")>Other - Wall Spring: A costlier Spring Jump that works on steep inclines, slippery surfaces, or wallsUzhc431j>Other - Twist Drive: Rapidly twirl, slipping out of grapples, gaining a slight amount of defense, and tearing apart anything you are currently biting.Uzhc431j>Coil5hlrXlb9 (II)Elemental Affinity:Flame I give +1 die for fire attacks. Avatar of Flame of flame gives us +3 more. I guess Scorching Bite III can't be so bad.
>>2717152>OtherNoodle Dance I: You wiggle around like a spastic piece of spaghetti to dodge your opponents attacks and to further frustrate them. Can only use your turn to dodge or flee and requires you to pass a DC of 7. If successful the attacker(s) suffer a -1 to their attacks. 10pts
>>2718611Supporting. This could potentially be pretty big. We could have our own snek martial art.
Noodle Dance II and higher, maybe increase the penalty to enemies and include a chance to accidentally hit someone due to noodle squirming. Increase DC to increase odds to hit someone.
>>2717152>Save PointsA lot of these options it seems we can learn how to do ourselves and so aren't worth the points at the moment.
With how some anons (myself included) want to conserve points and how other anons want to spend them, it's a safe bet we're going to get Scorching Bite VI and Crushing Bite I. At least that's what I think.
>>2718602>Scorching Bite VI: 50+100+200+400=750pnts>Crushing Bite I: -25pntsTotal cost=775pnts>1715-775=940pnts.>Writing
You make your selections, the pair of highlighted Bite Attacks flashing before moving upward of their own volition, joining your "stat list". Your view flashes, your stat list flashing across your field of view for several moments before fading away>STATS UPDATEDhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1RaoHnOwJNigw_2Ckx9F8ONiPvVQqL4ieRR7pm6f8HBo/edit?usp=drivesdk(Tried to balance everything out. Lemme know if I missed anything)The text fades away being replaced by the slow edging in of reality. Your vision fades back in along with a distinct impression of being squeezed on all sides. From the rustling and feeling of being carpeted, you can imagine you shed your skin several times. The tightness of your formerly roomy bowl expands with a subtle flex of Earth Manipulation, the cozy interior of mushroom tower seeming much cozier all of a sudden. Wriggling from under a blanket of dry, vibrantly red shed skins, you are struck by two realizations.One, you are one ripped snake! Your visible coils swell with muscle, the banded lengths looking like steel cable under your scales which suddenly resemble that of a crocodile more than that of a snake. Overlapping plates of diamond shaped scales as big as a mans thumbnail and nearly a quarter inch thick.The second is that you are on FIRE. [INSTINCT] takes a moment to appreciate this new information before mentally screaming and running in the opposite direction. After a brief moment of panic, you realize its simply the coloration of your new scales, seemingly random patterns of Orange, yellow and crimson across your scales realistically mimics the design of a roaring bonfire. Just as this thought crosses your reptilian head, your scales slowly burn up to a dull reddish glow, steam and cinders rising from your scales as they achieve temperature great enough someone could use you to brand cattle.Thats concerning"Hissss...."After a moment the effect calms, the heat bleeding away in editing currents that make the air shimmer as you turn your head this way and that. It seems you were out for quite some time as your mushroom garden on the inside of the tower has grown, dozens of little shroomlets popping up in alcove and clustering around the small pool in the center of the hollow space.Welp... Better take a look..."Sssssss...."Slithering over to the small pool of collected drip water, you gaze into the shiny surface, illuminated by the bioluminescent mushrooms. Your tongue flicks out in shock as you contemplate your physical changes.You.....Are....KICKASS!"SSSSSSS">Cont
>>2719155Your body has nearly doubled in width, becoming as thick around at your widest as a large mans arm. Your scales are thick and strong, diamond shaped and angled back to overlap like a suit of armor. Your head has become arrow shaped and much wider, your jaw muscles and Ganges becoming much thicker and stronger, the curved hooks poking from under your scaly lips as your tongue flicks out, suddenly tasting all the new scents you can pick up.Your eyes glow, actually fucking *GLOW* in the dark with a dull red light as smoke seeps from your nostrils like a recently fired pistol (painful memory ow). In the dim light of mushroom tower, the interior may as well be lit by a million candles. You open your maw, admiring the curved needles that fill your mouth, easily two inches long each.Your stomach rumbles hungrily and you cant help but wonder what on Earth (if you're even on earth anymore) could challenge you now.After all... You *are* a Leviathan.Whatever that means..."Ssssss.....">Go hunt for some food>Go scout (N,S,E,W?)>Test a new spell/ practice a spell>Improve Mushroom tower (how?)>Sleep.>other
>>2719156>Test a new spell/ practice a spellLeviathans breath at a bat and see what happens
>>2719161i think we would hit all the bats
>>2719164Maybe not all of them. We need them so they can feed the small creatures, and in turn the creatures that feed on the lesser creatures and so on. Though, the Leviathans Breath is a sort of AoE attack, so it can't be helped if we kill more than what was necessary...
>>2719156Go scout east to look for NSFW
>>2719156>SAVE ALL OF OUR SKINSCome on people, PRIORITIES
>>2719156>>2719174also>go eat all of the corpses still laying around near the spiders.If we eat the boss we will probably get an xp boost.
>>2719156go find those centipedes and do very painful things to them
>>2719182Can we put away the skin, kill some bats with Leviathans Breath, then eat the fried and cooked spiders?>>2719184What centipedes? Have we encountered centipedes in the cave?
>>2719188The ones that murdered our familyyyy
>>2719188they killed mama snek
>>2719193>>2719194A centipede did kill her, but how would we know if they exist in the cave? there is no evidence of any living in here, is there?
>>2719196We kill 'em anyway
>>2719196we just walk a bit, we are still in the same dungeon
Make a small statue to the smol snek godWe wouldn't be wereally we are without his small slithering help
>>2719206I agree! We aren't a snake that isn't smol, but rather a bigger smol snake to the vast hunting ground that is this universe. We appreciate smol snek god's help
>>2719206we need to pray for good slithers and goth snek gf
I also have to say something I'm not sure everyone will agree with, but I don't ever want to stop being a snek. I've seen others mention being a wyvern or dragon, but that just doesn't interest me all that much. Wings are cool, but I want to remain a noodle, flying or no. Does anyone feel the same way?
>>2719228What if we dont' have legs but we're just a winged snek, like a quetzalcoatl type deal
>>2719228no legs is is fine with me, and no fucking additional heads
>>2719228Maybe a quetsacotal style dragon, the most snakey dragon of them all
>>2719248muh aztec nigga
NO legsNO ArmsNO WINgsNO HEADSJust snek. Also Cursed said we can also make ourselves smaller to increase our mana pool. I just want to get smol snek and find an adventurer we can befriend and ride on their shoulder and do snek stuff
>>2719168Leviathan Breathe is a multi purpose attack. You can use it as a AoE attack to incinerate all the things OR as a Stream of focused fire on one enemy. Like a 60ft plasma cutter
>>2719267>Like a 60ft plasma cutter
>>2719267coolSo back on topic. put away skin. kill bats with breath attack. eat remains that are still edible. go back to spider place to kill off master spider. investigate the magic that was in the webs. Summon minions to help us loot the place and carry it back home.Kill all centipedes if encountered.
>>2719245I'm totally cool with having wings. Just not any other limbs. As long as we remain the noodle.
>Construct Shrine to Tiny Snek god>Earth Manipulation II -10 mana>750/760 mana>Roll me 1d20 for quality of the shrine. Bo3
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>2719291Praise the Tiny Snek God
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2719291
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>2719291
>>2719293very nice>>2719267>Literally a Meltagunfuckin A.
I say food is our next major need, after that fixing up our home into a mushroom Fortress and exploring the former spider nest is in order
>16! Great Quality Snek Shrine! Overcome by a moment of inspiration (and probably no small amount of unhealthy mental coping) you decide to construct a shrine to the one thing you have hope in right now.Tiny Snake God.You arent honestly sure if he is real, a god of tiny snakes or a tiny snake who happens to be a god. Could be all of the above, could be a sentient ball of flying pasta, could be an unhealthy delusion by your desperately screaming and fractured mind.But thats not important.With a quick flex of your Earth Manipulation, the stone of the near wall of Mushroom Tower flows like water, shifting and shaping itself into a recessed shrine. Glowing mushrooms sit in tiny alcove, providing what you think is a appropriately reverent light to the small, twisting serpent that coils itself from the stone. Wrought from the dark brown stone of the tower, it resembles you at your smallest, less than a foot in length, a tiny halo extending above its diamond shaped head. Rising up on a small pedestal, it appears to have skyward in wisdom and mercy, venerated by the squat form of its trusted acolyte, Fat Toad.You aren't sure why but you can *feel* a tiny, powerful presence flicking its tongue in appreciation as you finish the tiny shrine ti the tiny deity.>Mushroom Tower gained Shrine To Tiny Snake God. Praise his Smolness!>Go scout>Go hunt>Preserve skins (currently used as bedding)>Test/improve a spell/skill>Improve Mushroom Tower(how)>Other
>>2719326Breath on the bats.
>>2719326Learn to be sniper using flame breath.
>>2719326>Go huntwe need to kill more bats to "gain" wings
>>2719326>>2719333Ditto, flash fry the bats and then pig out on some tasty BBQ bat flesh.
>>2719326>Preserve skins (currently used as bedding)
>>2719326>Test/improve a spell/skillTest firebolt on moving targets (the bats). We also hungry for bats
>>2719326>Use some fireskins as fertilizer for mushroomgotta see if we can get fire poison shrooms>Preserve the rest>Practice how to fite and breath gudTHEN we can consider head number 2 or maybe 3.
>>2719363>using the skinbonemeal would be better.
>>2719365bonemeal isn't on fire
>>2719388which is the point. the fire would burn the mushrooms.
>>2719388It is if you breathe fire on it.
>>2719390REGULAR mushrooms.But what about MAGIC shrooms!?
>>2719395I think bioluminescent plants are already a thing, and poisonous mushrooms are typical.
>>2719400mushrooms aren't plants, normal poisonous shrooms don't run on RPG poison mechanics, and the point is that it's an experiment and we're confirming what we can be certain of.
>Practice Firebolt on Bats>Roll me 1d20 to FIND some bats after your genocidal purge of an entire section of this floor.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2719425
>>2719427>>2719428>>2719449Dice gods having a lark today it seems.
>>2719326>remember the centipedes? Yeah. fuck them. Fuck all of them. Then fuck the bats.
>>2719427>>2719428>>2719449.....Well then.>17,17,17. Triple Excellent success!With a near instinctual nudge of Earth Manipulation, the entrance to Mushroom Tower opens. Rock flows like water, creating a arched entrance more than large enough for you pass through. As the gateway opens, hot, soot filled air drifts in, reeking of ash, burned flesh and charred chitin. Wisps of greasy grey smoke coil through the opening like the ghosts of the damned, your new eyesight picking out the details of your surroundings as you emerge from Mushroom Tower.You may have went a *little* overboard.The cave, the Dungeon, while never a pleasant looking place now resembles some smoldering hellscape. Charred corpses litter the ground, the cracked shells of giant crustaceans and insects, smoking piles of flesh that used to be bats, rats and a particularly large toad. Ash drifts down like snow, gathering in drifts and heaps like some nightmarish blizzard. The air is hazy with smoke, reeking of death and char. In the distance, a dull glow signals the smolderimg remains of the guano pile and the TarSpiders citadel. You dont imagine the bats living above it fared well, heat rising after all. The combination of hellish heat, choking smoke and nowhere to really run must have decimated their population. Those too slow to escape must have burned or choked to death.However, a familiar chittering from your south signals at least a few bats have survived in this area of the dungeon. And you have a craving for wings and don't care much for the source of them.>Sneaky Snek (Solid Snek)>Tunnel to the ceiling (Fiery Bobbit Worm)>Gunz Blazin'>Other
>>2719495>>Tunnel to the ceiling (Fiery Bobbit Worm)
>>2719495>>Gunz Blazin'Fire! Fire bolts!
>>2719495>Tunnel to the ceiling (Fiery Bobbit Worm)
After we kill the giant spider and investigate the source of mana from the spider citadel, I think we should finally go back outside the cave.
>Tunnel to the ceiling of the cave.>Earth Manipulation II X10>-100 mana>660/760 Mana>Roll me a 1d20 because reasons. First roll.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>2719563SNEK
>>2719567would have thought of something more clever, but only first roll
>>2719573If you have a suggestion feel free to toss it at me anon
>>2719577just meant that i would have thought up something more clever than "SNEK" to say
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>2719563
>>2719587oh wait I'm retarded>>2719563>First roll.
>>2719563We should eat our old skins, mostly out of paranoia but we may also get a trait furthermore we should attempt to find the nest we hatched from and eat the rest of the eggs/what remains of our mother
>>2719599i think they all got eaten by centipedes that we should totally slaughter
>>2719599creating a to-do list:-Eat shed skins-Find and murder Centipedes-continue to twist sublevel 3 into an inhospitable hellscape.
>>2719664I'd rather we sell the skin for gold.
Did we bring our skin from pancake rock?
>>2719664finding a wizard hat and robe is also top priority
You turn your noodley gaze upwards, towards a great spire of stone hanging from the ceiling. Easily as big around as an apartment complex, its sides are dotted with crevices and crannies carved away by the talons of the giant bats that dwell up there.Just out of your reach.Suddenly an idea strikes you, looking at the slowly curving wall of the dungeon. Stretching what must be nearly three hundred feet high, its your surest way to get within firing range of some tasty soon-to-be crispy bat pups.Slithering through the ash drifts at your highest possible rate of speed, you reach the walls edge. Jagged stone, caked in layers of waterborne grime and accumulated filth stretching upwards before slowly curving in to a semi-rounded ceiling. At your will, the rock begins to shift and flow, taking the form of a slowly spiraling tunnel stretching upwards. A small ramp extends out from the wall, curving upwards and diving back into the wall. With a self-satisfied hiss, you wriggle into the tunnel, your will shaping the structure ahead of you. Every few meters, the stone parts and you pop your head back out for air, taking note of your rapidly ascending height.Your "Staircase to Bat Lunch" progresses rapidly, your skill with Earth Manipulation growing, the tunnel becoming smoother, easier to create, more sturdy. When you pop your head out of the tunnel, you find yourself looking *down* onto the ashswept reaches of the dungeon floor.Holy FUCK this is high"Hissssss!!!">"WE SHOULD NOT BE THIS HIGH UP!!! PANIC! BATS! BATS! SNAKE EATING BATS! HIIIIIDE!!!"Screams [INSTINCT] , flailing like the panicky little prick it is.You go to push forward, to complete the final stretch of this journey in sight when suddenly you stop as *something* emerges from the stone in front of you as your will shifts it.The fuck?"Ssss?"Your eyes are nearly dazzled by the pulsing, faintly greenish glow of a smooth faceted, angular crystal that *plinks* onto the floor of your spiraling tunnel. Its depths twist and turn, spiraling motes of light flashing like fireflies. Its almost the size of a chicken egg by your estimation and seemingly lighter than it looks.>Inspect Crystal>Poke Crystal with Snoot>Go away crystal (push it though the bottom of the tunnel)>Eat it.>Other
>>2719705>Poke Crystal with Snoot
>>2719705>Inspect with our forbidden knowledge, and then eat it anyway.
>>2719711eat the power up
>>2719711yeah! Meta knowledge is best magiks!
>>2719705>>2719711secondThis cannot possible go wrong.
>>2719705>Inspect Crystaland>>2719711On another note, a random thought that may or may not be practical for us as we are now: clay-encapsulated guano balls. Impromptu napalm maybe?
>>2719705>Eat it.do it, do it, do it
>>2719705>Eat it.This is a great idea once we have fed. If it hurts us we need to have energy to regenerate, and right now we are very hungry snek. A dumb snek is a dead snek.
>>2719228Hands are just really fucking useful, but I could compromise on dropping the legs and just getting a pair of arms, armed noodle monster sounds cool. I'm not budging on wings though
>>2720024just learn air magic or telekinesis. Dont need hands, good magic practice and we dont have to stop being a snake.
>>2720024Wings are a must along with arms and legs we are a dragon., Not a snake. One of these days we are going to run into a creature we can't handle as a snake.
>>2720033We already did, we just burrowed away.And no, we are a snake.
>>2720036That's where you're wrong kiddo, we are a dragon that needs to grow up
>>2720037Bitch please, Jörmungandr would like a word.
>>2720037We are not a dragon ffs. Wings ok. But wise words about air/telekinesis magic and we might be a snek burrowing through air instead.
>>2720049A Winged snake is just a Chinese dragon. We are a real dragon next chance we get me and my cohorts are going to filibuster the arms, legs and wings issue. We will be a dragon, period.
>>2720054So your just going to spam the thread with fake IP votes and are admitting this?Congrats, your a confirmed piece of shit human being and also the kind of guy who helps quests die.
>>2720056That maybe your plan, but it is most certainly not mine. If all you can levy against me is baseless accusations and insults then I have nothing left to say to you. Other than we are a dragon.
>>2720059Literally the only way a filibuster would work here, so yeah. Unless what your saying is your going to whine like a perpetual child. Which case go ahead.
>>2719711Guys remember the Evil Overlord list rules! In this case more specifically don't absorb/consume a power source bigger then your head! So inspect the crystal first then if it's small enough eat it!P.S. >>2719872Why you gotta tempt Murphy!?
>>2720054chinese dragons don't have wings. They very specifically fly without them
>>2719705Just caught up, loving Smol Snek, brutalizer of cave pests, burninator extraordinaire.>>2719711Do it.
>>2719705>Inspect CrystalRealized that I didn't post my choice
>>2719711inspect then if applicable eat for safekeeping.
Did QM say when he was running again?
>>2719705>>Inspect Crystal>>Poke Crystal with Snoot
>>2720085Don't worry bruv, the smart people know what is what. Even me, the guy who thinks you should achieve flight by having such extremely powerful musculature that you flex specific muscle groups so hard against each other that the impact force is enough to drive you through the air.
>>2720279just like Sly Marbo
>Eat the crystal*nom*
>inspect with Cursed Knowledge>Eat itYou puzzle over the glowing crystal for a moment, looking at it from every angle, sniffing it, watching the floating motes of energy in its depths. Its beautiful, mesmerizing, even being near it makes your scales tingle with something like static electricity. Your tongue flicks out, brushing against the stone and receiving what feels like a very mild electrical shock as you jerk back a few inches and puzzle over this strange rock.What the fuck is this glowing thing?"Ssssss?">580/760 Mana>Cursed Knowledge accessed>Small Mana Stone>Description: found in the depths of the dungeon, these stones are quite literally crystallized mana energy. Used in the construction of magical artifacts, mechanical constructs and mana potions, they sell for hefty sums to the brave adventurer/miners who pry them from the depths.Hmmm..."Sssssss"A mana stone eh?"Hisssssss?"If its crystalized mana, maybe if you held it for a bit, it would recharge your reserves at an accelerated rate? Its worth a shot you reason to yourself as you slither close to pick up the egg shaped crystal when suddenly a realization strikes you.You lack hands...Fuuuuuuuuck"Sssssssssss!!!"Well... Only one thing to do. Gingerly opening your jaws, you inch forward, gripping the smooth faceted stone between your teeth and lifting it up, the energy making your tongue and teeth tingle as you wait for any effects.>IVE GOT IT! ILL HELP! FOOD IN MOUTH EAT THE FOOD ILL HELP ILL HELP!!"Screams [INSTINCT], knocking you away from the controls for a moment. You can only look on in horror as [INSTINCT] takes control of the mouth and throat, tossingvthe crystal back and swallowing it whole.Fucking ASSHOLE"Sssssss">"I HELPED"Now, with a likely irradiated stone sliding down your gullet, you can only sit and hope it isn't TOO painful when it comes out the other end. Suddenly, a burst of warmth moves through your body, the tingling cold-hot burst of magical energy.Its amazingIts a rush of power like nothing else youve ever felt before. Its incredible. Your entire body is suffused with pure power, flooded with warmth and light actually seeping from under your scales.Its getting hot actuallyToo hot.WAY too hot.>Status effect:Mana Burn. Mana capacity exceeded. 910/760 (+150 per turn. 4 turn duration. 10-1=-9HP per turn.>133/142HPThis isnt good.>What do? The more mana burn you incur the higher damage you will take.
>>2721795Endure. We have regeneration, and if we need to we can cast a healing spell.Lets ride this wave out. Its like the mushroom but better.
>>2721795We should keep an eye out for these crystals in the future to sell at a later date or use.So much power. We must use it all very fast and constructively.Actually no let's do this >>2721798We have regen +8. Let's wait it out. I want to see what will happen when we reach 1510/760 mana. Maybe hit a few bats with fire bolts to pass the time.
>>2721795This is the chance for m a s i v e m a g i cLet's super practice summon lesser spirits!
>>2721813Spell:Summon Spiritual Minion I allows us to summon 3 minions. I don't know if it's 3 minions per cast of the spell or only three minions at a time.
>>2721798>>2721800i think we will suffer mana burn as long as we have too much mana, so we nned to use the mana we have to much quickly so we lose the effect
>>2721828You do have a good point. What if we spammed Earth Manipulation and made a mountainous sized statue of Morgan Freeman outside of the cave?
>>2721838You highly underestimate the size of the dungeon amigo
>>2721838>morgan freeman>instead of the god of abs
>>2721818We could send the spirit minons to lure out larger and larger bats?
Anons, the plan is simple.Nuke. The. Spiders.
>>2721798Backing, but spend some of the excess energy in crafting a large base in the ceiling we can use when on a bat hunt.
>>2721795I vote we go back home and use our excess magic to make a giant snake temple for the snake god. That or just go nuke that one spider fuck.
>>2721908We already did tho
>>2721795Let's ride it out, we have more than enough hp, maybe we'll get something from it. And if it gets too dangerous, we can still vent the mana with high-cost spells.
>>2721795We could use this opportunity to actually earthshape favorable habitation space for the bats and spiders. And maybe find out where the moths and the dungbeetles come from.Now you may ask, "Why the fuck do we want to MAKE living space for these fuckers?" My answer is: Exp. farming. and regular food farming too. But mainly XP farming.We create caverns which can be easy to isolate, cultivate the mushrooms on top of a pillar and just start luring the prospective XP in. The moths come in, followed by the bats, followed by dung beetles, by the other scavengers, yadda yadda yadda. When the cavern is sufficiently populated, set the place on fire, seal enough so the critters can't come out, ???, profit. then rinse and repeat.
>>2721795>>What do? Earthshape yourself a swanky palace
>>2721979Genius. I like it.We shall, in time, make them worship at the altar of the tiny snake god. (not THE altar, of course. That one's ours. We'll make them another one, suitable for their adoration)
>>2721979Sounds good.Pretty sure the dungeon is going to be unhappy about it but eh, fuck it.
>>2721795>Summon 3 minions to start Carving tiny snake god reliefs along the cave walls>Terraform. Add spikes along the outer rim of the cave tall enough to hide tiny sneks, but short enough not to skewer spiders>Terraform. Expand the mushroom territory to more pillars.>Sprinkle water everywhere, letting some settle and letting other evaporate off your skin and make the higher areas foggy>Terraform. Make an umbrella rock structure near the center, and, protected from bat guano, attempt to make LAVA using leviathan breath>Heal the rest
>>2721979>>2722011>>2722029Pretty sure the cave is already an ideal location for the Bats, beetles and moths. The moths are attracted to the light, the bats are attracted to the isolated cave, the beetles are attracted to the shit. We mostly need to use the water magic to wash out all the ash and blood stains from the walls.>>2722070The minions could be used to collect all thw loot that might have survived the explosion.
>>2721869Oh. Can we drop down from the cave ceiling, earth manipulate the floor before falling for a 10/10 dive, then start making the statue?>>2721875Literally who?
>>2721795As others said, we have to use up the excess mana. At least 600 mana, perhaps 750, depending on the 4 turn duration is counting this turn already.Shaping the cave is fine and summoning minions is fine. Will the minions stay permanently? Then after redecorating the cave create as many sets of 3 as we need.
>>2722095Yes, the Dungeon itself is an ideal location for them. But not all of it is. There are pockets of populations here and there. You mean to tell me you're not interested in making a convenient nearby XP farm or farms? And we make them so that we can seal them off to not let the eventual barbeque fire spread out of control.
>>2721795So having too much mana is killing us?Then we need to start casting really big spells before we die!Because if we have too much mana without using it, then the damage will eventually become something like -100HP per turn!
>>2722125I believe in a diverse ecosystem. Besides. How are you going to make it so the cave is exclusively for bats and beetles?
>>2722176>BatsAdd more ceiling spikes and mushroom farms>BeetlesAdd more dung producing creatures and hidey holes for small critters
>>2722195That doesn't sound like mutch of a deterent for other determined creatures.
>>2722226Can't live all your live in a shit filled bat cave mate.Were going to have to either go deeper or leave someday, no point leaving the place a mess. Fairly certain that well start getting reduced EXP from this place soon.
Super cast spiritual minions many times! Wether or not the spell can be casted many times for 3 to 6 to 9 minions or the spell just resets the minions every time...Does not matter! Time for experimentation
>>2722226oh, you mean the scorpions and stuff.Well, spikes littered on the floor will make it harder for large creatures. Shitting sand and water everywhere would also disturb some types of animals, but I'm not sure which specifically.And we could always just make an extensive tunnel network that lets us harass them.
>>2722226I think it sounds cool to use the earth magic for terraforming; the question is do we have a much more productive/hp retaining option? Assuming that finding the spider if possible could be difficult.
Cursed QM is very alive. He got banned for ban evasion. We are calling hiro-moot in this moment to solve this issue.
>>2723406HAHA!He lives up to his name again!It's bad that we have to get occasional guarantees that he is still alive though.
>>2723406Come back soon, CursedQM senpai!
>>2723510Also that was more of a triumphant HA-HA not a mocking one. I generally love Cursed's quests and he is one of the few QM's I bother to recognize by name.
>>2721869Hey QM, why havent you mentioned that your quest is basically ripped entirely from https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSnakeReport/top?t=allIt seems alittle disingenious to not only steal most of the setting and the MC, but to perfectly imitate the beginning of the story in thread 1. The toxic mushrooms, earth and fire magic, tiny snake god, reincarnation, centipedes, digging a cave to survive, toad, cave and so much more is just directly ripped from it. Atleast bother to credit the writing you're stealing you cunt
>>2723874here's chapter 0 if anons want to experience the extend of the copyinghttps://www.reddit.com/r/TheSnakeReport/comments/5xh4o7/chapter_0/
>>2723874i am pretty sure he mentioned italso most of the things you mention aren't particularly unique
>>2723879read chapter zero and one before you open your mouth. The exact same series of events, from being reborn, seeing snake mother dead and feasted upon by centipedes, being chased by one and hiding in a small hole in the ground, its all stolen directly from the beginning of snake report. There is inspiration, fan fiction and then there's this, which is basically copying your classmates testresults and paraphrasing it so it wont be obvious you cheated.
>>2723883Ah! what d'you know, now he used flamebreath on tarspiders and accidentally light the entire cave up, and he gets leviathan breat- uh i mean flame wyrm for it as well! what a massive coincidence
>>2723883its just that your principle accusation, that he didnt mention it is not true.
>>2723887Literally copying every single event in the story in order isnt subjective you fucking retard. It's obvious that you're a Cursed fanboy and will defend the hack no matter what he does, so i don't have mich interest in your opinion
>>2723874ur the only one who cares>>2723892aaand ur just a butthurt troll apparently
>>2723892>>>/r/edditm8, everybody knows, and nobody cares
>>2723894"y-you're just a toxic problematic troll. How dare you call my hero Cursed out for his shitty practices"
>>2723879"lmao its not that unique, he didn't really copy that much">>2723897"haha we knew all along but we dont care"why'd you write your first post if you knew that Cursed copies every single event from another story?
>>2723901your reading comprehension seems to be absolutely abhorrent, that or you are willfully misconstruing what people say
>>2723906most certainly the second, stop feeding him
>>2723907also thought sobtw isn't trolling against the rules outside of /b/?
>>2723909>>2723907>point out QM steals his content>fanboys call me a trolllike clockwork
>>2723909>btw isn't trolling against the rules outside of /b/?I hope not. What would 4chan be without trolls?
>>2723913Global Rule 3:>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>>2723876>>2723874Number 1, most of that shit isn't all that unique. Giant spiders, mushroom caves, funny guy being reborn as a tiny monster of some kind. All pretty standard fantasy/ japanese isekai shit.Number 2, this is a casual game being played by some people over an image board, not some OC story/book being written. People take stuff they like and put it/use the setting for a game, that's practically 90% of campaigns made by GMs in their free time. Stop being such an autist
>>2723914Doesn't seem all that strictly enforced though. Which is nice if you ask me.
>>2723930don't give him (you)s
>>2723930Chill, its a troll. He is literally here to have his ego stoked and be all "I am so smart"
You know I had a long drawn out post ready for you, but then I realized that, I am drunk, and you are a idiot. Please learn more about our culture and the history of QM's before you shit yourself in a conversation again.
>>2723945>a idiot>OUR culturenewfag detectedopinion discarded>>2723944thats the exact fucking oppoaite of what a troll does you absolute retard. A troll wants to rile people up for the sake of it>>2723930ah yes, i forgot that all jap LNs feature the exact same sequence of identical events. Also if you're telling me you don't care while defending it you look like an idiot
>>2723909>>2723907But hes right. Not only is the QM slow as balls, but he isnt exactly writing anything new from the reddit one.Well, Ive seen this premise three times in my nip comicbooks, "Im a Spider, So what?" "Re-Monster" and "My reincarnation as a Slime"So, the premise isnt an issue for me, it's the EXACT COPYING of something thats already written, with worse writing and "choices"if qm comes back, Ill continue to read it, I guess.
Well I checked it out, and that's a LOT of straight copying. Therefore:I advocate going full hydra just to be immediately different. 8 extra heads, the whole shebang.We should definitely start using the other elements as well, along with doing weirder stuff like making lava or farming mushrooms.I'm personally not really miffed. Much of what happened was partly because of the QM's copying, but also because nobody's really tried anything interesting to force this thing off the rails.
>>2724037fuck off with your Hydra shilling
>>2724039dude? I'm the FIRST person to vote against going hydra. Even if you can't check last thread, I very specifically voted against it here.
>>2724042m8, im just memin, nothing personalthough i am strongly opposed against Hydra on stylistic grounds
>>2723874Dude....who the fuck cares?>>2724037Yeah. Everything is a copy of everything. Who cares if they're copies (well so long as they're not Chinese)? If it's fun then it's fun.I agree with you on the multiple heads, but holy shit eight heads. You know how expensive that's gonna be?
>>2724050we certainly can't afford it now. I'm just saying: if foxes can have nine tails then screw them! WE get nine HEADS.
Hey bat fangs aught to be worth something right? We should save those to sell in the future. Bat fangs, maybe furs, various items off dead humanoids, those mana chunks scorpion poison glands. Don't we get ore and metal manipulation if the earth manipulation tier is high enough?
>>2724054Fuck yes I found what I was looking for!https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiamat_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)
>>2724055>Bat Fangscheap, not big or strong>Fursburned furs that have rotted are generally not worth anything>any sort of poison glandsdoes our snake boi here look like a surgeon? Like, even ignoring all the other things that probably caused them to burst, we are not at all equipped to extract them.
>>2724060We need haaaaand. And that is what our minions are here for. We don't know for certain if fangs are cheap or strong or not, but they will be worth something to someone. And for the furs we can try killing the bat by not using our fire power. Maybe suffocating them. Minions. Summoned minions will do it.
>>2724064or copious amounts of telekinesis
>>2724069We don't have telekinesis yet so let's spam that summoning button>Inventory:-shedded snakes skin-cured giant bat furs-giant bat teeth-poisons-glowing mushrooms-jewelry and precious gems-armor in various conditions-weapons-jerky and various meats-mana crystals-spider silk-dominated creaturesWhy not be a traveling sales snake?
dont forget the fact that we a still being overloaded with mana and could soon possibly die.
>>2724440As i understand it the more overcharge we have, the more damage we take, so Cast magic like crazy.
>>2723874I actually got in contact with the author and based the quest around the intro to the story. This quest was made with his full consent and permission. I was attempting to keep the story faithful to the setting and story HE created, and then diverge from it to begin creating Something parallel.Thanks for recognizing a lot of the setting and story details though, im sure the author would be impressed
>>2724484Good writers borrow, the best writers steal.
>>2724518The reason that the story has progressed much (nearlye exactly) like the Snake Report is because the players have made the decisions almost identical to that of the MC in the story. The setting is entirelt based on the beginning of the Snake Report. If it moves along in that direction, the similarities will continue because that's how the setting is constructed. Ive literally got notes with Main Story Events set up like a timeline because that's how the quest seems to be progressing. If you guys pick a different route, different event notes get used.I apologize for not posting it in my OP post, I have the consent and setting information from the author directly. I discussed the setting with him and told him how I would be writing it as a slow divergence from the beginning of his work.He was fine with this. Being called a stealing cunt is kind of insulting to to me because I did thid out of appreciatoon for the work the guy had put in and seeing the potential for a fun quest based heavily on his story. >Feelsbadman
>>2724551There is only one choice left to make....We gotta loot the cave and leave to start a caravan.
>Have we decided what to do?Popular votes seem to be>go nuke Sholgotha>Use Leviathan Breathe to torch all the bats>cast spiritual minions several times and have them be artistic>Create a temple to the TSG>Call Cursed a cunt
>>2724592I said cast magic like crazy, so Temple and a few minion.And fuck you ya cunt.
>>2724601Fuk u 2 bruv fite me irl ill fukn glass ya ya cunt
>>2724592>>Create a temple to the TSG>Call Cursed a cunt
>>2724614That physically hurt to type
>>2724592>cast spiritual minions several times and have them be artistic>Create a temple to the TSG
>>2724592>go nuke Sholgotha
>>2724592Changing my vote to temple and minions making things go faster, but right after that I want to kill Sholgotha then loot the cave for valuables.
>>2724551alright, if that is so then i take back what i said earlier. I disregarded the possibility of you having racieved consent because you gave no credit, which i still think you should've done in the beginning, but as long as no-ones having their work plagiarized its fine. After all, the difference between stealing and appreciating is credit
>>2724592go nuke Sholgotha
>>2724660Yeah next time ill post a link to the authors page with the OP post and make sure everyone is on the same page
>>2724660didn't he already give credit to the original guy already?
>>2724692I went back and checked. I mentioned it... On my discord. 2 weeks ago. Thats my bad
>>2723911its pretty neat that you hide behind an anon ID. I doubt you have the stones to go and say "hey, sorry I went off like an autistic faggot. I never read any of the archives or checked the back end to the story."Hey, hey, I'm just kidding, its the internet. No hard feelings. You act up all you want.
>Create Temple to TSG>Summon 3 groups of MinionsEarth Manipulation ×30 >Summon Spiritual Minions x3>910-600=310/760 Mana>You are no longer being Mana burned!>Roll me 3d20 for temple quality. Write in details are encouraged. Also, what do you want your minions to be? Little smokey angel Snek? Demon Snek? >Also Bo3
>>2724724Is this how rolling works?
>>2724735Nope, I failed. I haven't rolled in so long..
Rolled 6, 4, 1 = 11 (3d20)>>2724724Have the temple be fuckin yuge, with an altar in the middle of a spring with tiny snek sleeping in his skins. Mythical monsters an stuff will engrave the collums, and a stalagtite statue of a great serpent watching intently with manastones for eyes will be growing from the roof.I got nothing for servants>>2724736dice+3d20 in the options field
>>2724736dice+3d20 in the options field. No capitalization
Rolled 13, 13, 11 = 37 (3d20)>>2724724
>>2724740Sorry I meant to say the altar with tiny snek being in the middle of a hot spring. Not like a mountain spring.
>>2724751Actually, now that I think about it, both would be cool.
Rolled 5, 8, 1 = 14 (3d20)>>2724740>A grand snek cathedral, with our snek and snekviour in a cool fountain, and little angel sneks shall be angel sneks.
Rolled 8, 3, 8 = 19 (3d20)>>2724724I want the minions to be little smokey drakes with claws. You need clawed hands for fine crafting.First we'll carve our own tunnel in the side of the main cave deeper into the earth with a slight decline downwards. When we're a good hundred meters away we'll excavate a huge cavern, possibly a milke or kilometer in circumstance. The ground will start leveling downwards like a combination of an amphitheater and surface mine, with the temple located at the very bottom and center. The Temple will have gothic style architecture, stone doors, Stone pews, a stone altar. There will be a giant stone Tiny Snek and a toad behind the altar.
>>2724740>>2724761>double 1 on the last rollAhahaha rip
>>2724724another pic related. the mouth of the cave will be clogged with excavated stones. what are the chances we will find valuable deposites of coal, iron and various other ores?
>>2724740The servants will have to help cave out the finer details into the temple and surrounding while hauling out chunks of rock.>>2724724We'll also need the minions to grab some mushrooms and plant them around the area, outside the temple, and inside. Boy oh boy will people have one hell of a time determining the orgins of our temple.
Rolled 12, 11, 12 = 35 (3d20)>>2724724
We got these dubs >>2724745 >>2724764 >>2724795but what the fuck are we gonna do about these ones? >>2724761 >>2724740
>>2724798Crawl into a corner and cry
>>2724799we need to throw more dubs at it! come on people!
Rolled 7, 6, 9 = 22 (3d20)>>2724740
>>2724660So for you to be happy he has to not only get the authors consent but start every thread with a trigger warning that he has the authors consent and a full disclaimer that the setting is based off another internet persons work. Then he has to spread his gaping butthole in goatse style and impale himself on your massive self-importance. I mean seriously dude, you are at best a fan of some dude who writes stories for the internet, and now you want to ruin the enjoyment of several people so you can fluff your own sense of self importance. Fucking kill yourself, I am sure you will make more people happy by doing it than you will by living. I know you have thought about it, don't let your dreams be dreams! (Hashtagstolenfrominternetmemegodhashtagreddithastag9gaghastagShiaLeboufhashtagShyleBEEFCAKEhashtagassgremlinhashtaggungadin)
>>2724724Can we also include Jörmungandr surrounding the area?
>>2724931We cant do that because some other reddit post will get triggered that we are stealing their 100% donut steel OC of their favorite life proxy! I mean the life proxy that is currently writing about Jormungandr could all give their consent, but if the Donut Steelions don't agree then it would just be too much of a risk.We don't want to risk angering like 3 people that are fans of some obscure story.Honestly this is the first time I have ever heard of whatever story this is based off of, I almost want to read it and support the author, but if he has fans like this I am not sure it is worth my time. And I currently am a fucking NEET so that says a LOT.
>>2724868well put. the age we live in with digital soap boxes allowing inane screeching to reach the masses is a fascinating one.
>>2724983So you're fine if we make Jörmungandr since he's part of Norse mythology?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jörmungandr
>>2724991A little late but I guess we were going to nuke them afterwards anyways.
>>2724996No don't do it, you will trigger the norse-kin and the furries, and who knows what else. We might piss of like, 8 people and they will just meaninglessly be angry at us for culturally appropriating their Donut Steel Giant Snake Story.
>>2725037no one seemed to mind so far.
>>2725043Congrats on ignoring bitchy-snake-story-fan-kun. Apparently you can't do a quest without getting not only the original authors blessing, you have to get the personal and possibly sexual blessing of everyone who has ever read their story. So the quest to get non-triggered permission to have a quest about jormungandr would likely take longer than the the quest itself. Since modern man has apparently" lost the abilitiy to just say "Fuck Off". Back in the day saying "Fuck Off" basically meant "Go away or a sharp bit of metal is about to go through your chest".It is sad that sharp bits of metal going through peoples chest might be the only thing keeping people civil.
>>2725126I don't see the issue with making a statue of Jörmungandr
>>2725126Stop being a fag, fag.
>>2725126Right the joke is getting old now, you can stop.
>>2724705dude there is ONE archived thread and if you werent fucking retarded you'd realize that i wouldn't know that the events in the first thread followed Snake Reports if i didn't read it. Man you really aren't the smartest cookie, are ya?
>>2724868Really making a big statement there, faggot. I couldn't give less of a shit about your enjoyment being ruined if you're so thin skinned that a few mean comments on the internet will ruin your fun. I care nothing for your petulent whining, besides it being moderately entertaining, and your opinion doesn't even have that going for it. You will never do anything worthwhile, and after you die none will remember either your acomplishments or identity.
>>2725225Dude, seriously stop wasting everyones time and just kill yourself. You can try as hard as you want to pretend to be clever but the honest truth is no one enjoys talking to you and whenever you call them the reason they don't pick up isn't because they are busy, it is because they want you to stop calling them.Seriously, just google "How do I kill myself" and get it over with, you seem like you need a step by step guide. Fuck, you will probably mess it up the first few tries and someone will be dumb enough to consider it as a"cry for help" and some social worker will try to convince you not to ff yourself. But trust me, just keep at it and people will be happier when you are gone. I mean if you live in a free country you can at least buy a shotgun and take the 12gauge cure. Then again, please don't, as much as I wish you would kill yourself, please don't skew gun death statistics any more than they already are with all the liberal popping their tops and shooting up schools.
>>2725225Oh also if my statement was too big for you, didn't realize how many hashtags i shat out at the end. I am sure they all had a real impact on the world.
>>2725262"kill yourself faggot"okay i get this part, but i really dont get why you felt the need to include "then again please don't because statistics" One death isn't going to make *much* of a change to anything of note unless he is a well known politician.
>>2725289Oh please lets not make this more about politics than I already have. Even a single contribution to someone suck-starting a shotgun is another number in the bin for people like them.
>>2725299dude please stop
>>2725299why not throw politics in the mix, so far you lot already covered suicide, plagiarism, the "can't include this because permission" joke that was driven into the ground. I don't see how it can get worse short of continuing. and i somehow doubt this guy >>2725225 will let it stay quiet while you keep giving him fuel for the fire.
>>2725262you're being awfully specific, dude. Do you have anything you need to get off your chest? you're awfully fixated on sucide and being ostracized by friends.Try to be less clingy and chill out and your friends will call back i'm sure. If they don't then they probably aren't very good friends. Get off the internet and out more. It does wonders for your psyche. If you just get out there and relax everything will be fine. If that doesn't help you should probably get psychological help.
>>2725267>>2725306Why are you trying to get in on a conversation that doesn't concern you? Did your ID change or are you just nosy, I mean If you also feel like everyone you know and love would be happier reading your obituary then you can take my advice too. This honestly just started off with me trying to convince some self-important guy who read some reddit writers story to kill himself because the kid couldn't get over the fact that his "100% Donut Steel Favorite Life Proxy Author" gave consent to OP let him use his setting for a quest on 4chan and need a trigger warning in every post.I personally enjoy Cursedqm's work, sorry you apparently need a hugbox whenever you boot up internet explorer. Go back to neopets.
>>2725344Normally I wouldn't ask, but do you even have enough cleaning products in your home to be lethal?
>>2725354bro?>>2725344Also>le clever redittor Ecks Dee
>>2725357Dunno, i don't really think about depressing stuff. Talking to you probably counts as doing that though.But seriously, get off the internet more. I can tell by your obsessive political paranoia that you've been cut off from the world outside for years now. Just go out and talk to people, and you'll see that there's no national conspiracy to take your guns. People just want to live in peace and be left alone, and no ones out to get you
>>2725375Wow, you umm you really went whole hog with that. Seriously most gun owners aren't as paranoid as the strawman you have set up for yourself. Maybe you should do something productive with that Bachelors Degree in Psychology instead of just projecting onto other strangers on the internet. I mean I may be a different political view than you and have had different life experiences, but your desire to kill yourself is so overpowering that it is almost sad. I personally believe in you, that in your reddit-safe home with your smalt salt shaker, you can somehow find some way to off yourself.Did you know that consuming roughly 2.5kg of salt is fatal because of sodium poisoning! If you up it to like 3-4kg it will definitely be fatal! I am sure that I have produced atleast half a kg of salt at this point among all these anons. So just go chew on a salt lick or use Alexis to pour exactly the lethal amount of salt into your gob.Whichever you prefer.
cursed Cursed thread.
>>2726000Trips of truth
well this was nice, then the thread got invaded by assholes.
>>2724724I dunno when your next on, but i do suggest making a new thread. No one wants to read the bullshit that got poured into this one.
holy shit can you fuckheads argue elsewhere? No one cares and your blogposting is taking up the bump limit
Man I bet the fuck off dwarves could pay us a lot of money to dig them tunnels or clear and repair collapsed tunnels.
cured in the unlikely event that you see this, know that we like this quest and want you to continue it
Yeah, really want him to continue. Sucks about the reddit fanboi poster getting his lumps in a twist over stupid shit. Probably could have been a little less aggressive in my drunken shitposting but ohwell. Next time I see this quest pop up I will make sure to shitpost a disclaimer/trigger warning so that snowflake doesn't shit it up again.
>>2732726could you please not. lets just have this purged from memory and ignored if it comes up again.
>>2732726you were just as derailing as the other guy if not more so. everyone was content not to review something already resolved. if you or that other guy post in a cursed thread again you should try to be more quest oriented
Great, we lost another RE:QMEvery day I pray for a cancer that wipes troll anons out
>iis nnonot dddead and neither am I but due to toxic levels of Salt, this thread is however. Dungeon Rebirth will continue where we left off after the next installment of Warlord Quest which starts....Now
>>2737509You already take forever to update Warlord quest, so maybe that'd be updated faster.Or not.
>>2739777or not it seems
lets make this WEIRD