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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others. >>>/soc/
>Sat around a group of guys >They joked about me having a baby face and looking too young for my age (21 who's 168cm long)>They asked me how would I flirt with a girl if I was interested in her >Jokingly said: "I've looked endlessly trying to find a flower/gift that matches your beauty but I was unable to find any, so would you accept this as an apology">They laugh and ask me to say another line>I say:"I've existed for 21 years but only truly started living when you've entered into my life, I would love to make your life happier and brighter the same way your presence have done to mine">They don't laugh >They say in unison "bro, do not marry a woman from here (as in my country)"Odd, but I guess I over did it considering my only reference for love are romcoms because I never really loved or even tried to flirt with a real woman.
>>84782957kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself>>84782939sounds like they know the women in your country are all mindless whores who would hurt you. They laughed because everything you said was super corny, then the second time they didn't laugh because they thought about how easy it'd be for a woman to destroy you.fake story anyways, whatever
>>84782957Picrel is my country anon, there are like 10 guys who know what femboys are here and all of them have probably used this board at one point in their lives.
>>84782977wtf is mirinda from morocco?my mom drinks that shit by the bottle, thanks morocco
>>84782975I see, I've expected that to be the case, the first one was me trying to be funny but considering I'm a robot I think I might legit say something like the second one to my future wife if I've ever found her.I can't do anything to make you believe me but I would still thank you for entertaining the idea at least and responding to me.Have a wonderful day anon.
>>84782939op you are gigabased I am staying virgin for the same reason as you, are you from the UK ?
You'd eat her pussy and you'd eat her ass. Your a fag if you say otherwise. Just look at how perfect of a backside she has
>>84782328Internalized homosexuality.
>hating on a bit of labiapost penis
>>84782486>I enjoy looking at roast beef and cocksReally trying hard to prove you're not a fag, huh.
Stop posting axe wounds, post female assholes
Absolutely entranced by her ass claps
It's so fucking crazy that blacks in america are actually upset and find it unfair that a teen that murdered another teen was punished.Genuinely fucking crazy and they only care because the perpetrator was black. Why are they like this?
>>84782941in college you will have to learn to do your own research
>>84782941Austin sees Karmelo stealing shit from tentAsks him dude wthKarmelos nigger ego makes him freak out at Austin and his brotherBoth ask him calmly what the hell he us doing hereOOGA FUCK YOU HONKIE Karmel gets close to Austin to threaten himAustin pushes him backAustin doesnt come closer to KarmeloKarmelo makes chimp noises then pulls out a knife and sucker stabs Austin in the chest so deep it hits his heart sentencing him to death within minutesKarmelo runs away Throws the knife with his fingerprints still on it
Karmelo giving the finger in a photo aw ye
>>84782331I agree with that if he had been charged with a different charge like manslaughter then he had a higher chance of being convicted and tried because to prove there was murder there had to have been a malicious intent to do harm. There was no malice behind being an old asian who could probably die if he were to fall using a gun to equalize the strength difference between himself and a black teen. He chased the black kid after the black kid stole something out of his store and in the scuffle the black teen allegedly pulled out a gun which made the asian guy assume his life was in grave danger and prompted him to shoot in self defense, the black kid was running away so you could say he shot someone who wasn't a threat until the gun came out. You gay fucks don't remember the two kids who tried robbing a store in vegas and one of them dying because the store owner stabbed him back in self defense? https://youtu.be/Vrj1hdrViIo?si=3BnB62h580T1aDj_And the time these two dumb fucks pulled out a gun at a walmart when they were getting arrested with cops in the room? https://youtu.be/pbmqcWjVbG0?si=jhvCB8KiFB2ohSe_you faggots make it about race. Hey dude, the minute you pull out a weapon is when you have escalated it from petty thievery to something much more serious and deadly.
>>84782335The average black probably doesn't care but if informed about this issue would probably automatically take the side of their racial kin.
Mulatto copper lasses editionccccoooooorrrrr
>>84782931If you can laugh at doxxing people you pretend to be mates with I can laugh at you for being a pred faking agoraphobia to escape justice. Seems pretty fair don't you think?
"Agoraphobic" ffs. Wind your neck in. Clown.
HHL fucking wonningtons x
>decide to download a kino>"Torrent 'Mary.and.Max.2009.1080p.BrRip.x264.BOKUTOX.YIFY' is already in the transfer list. Do you want to merge trackers from new source?">it's already at 100% >mfw
Magic drug abuse and mental health = me no responsible me no at fault it illness
>tfw I will never be murdered by a fat, hairy bulldyke to fulfill her patriarchy dismantling fantasyWhy is reality so cruel?
>>84781063i love how literally anything women can think up to be bad or torturous for men, there is 100% one if not multiple men who'd listen to them sperg out while jerking off furiously. its just so perfect to me.
>>84782487The human psyche is funny like that
>>84781063>wanting to get killed by a hamplanetare we for real?
>>84781063i like when girls are lesbians
>>84782832I like when girls hate me
Wasting my 20s being a NEET and rotting my soul. Coping with porn because of isolation and mental illness is only making me more disgusting and in turn i lose more and more of my ability to act normal. I used to mask so seamlessly but after going to a party i was invited to by old classmates i realize i'm just doomed. You can say it's my own fault but i never asked to be autistic while life flows naturally for everyone else. I could get a job with a livable wage here and a girlfriend as well but what's the point when every single normal action is an insurmountable task and i will at most be liked for my looks. Nothing about my real self will ever be liked by anyone, and no job will ever be liked by me.
>>84782657there's nothing wrong with having your own cool private world. I wasted my late 20s and 30s in a similar way, then got a degree and a good paying normie job. Sure, I'm the quiet office sperg, but I get my work done and am respectful to people. I like how people are shocked whenever I give a 10/10 presentation despite my 1/10 daily social interactions.
>>84782550When did I type this?In all seriousness, do something before it's too late. You are in your 20s still. Time is running out, but don't be like me. the isolation WILL drive you insane, you will cease to enjoy anything, even your vices (porn, drink, etc).Get that shit wagie job. Fuck that bpdemon 18yr old that works there. Hell, smoke crack, pay hookers. Do anything but rot. Find something that interests you and just do it.The isolation got so bad, I feel like I was in a coma the past several years and just woke up. I have no idea how to interact with the world now. Don't be like me
>>84782769>I like how people are shocked whenever I give a 10/10 presentation despite my 1/10 daily social interactions.this is very relatable, i'm the same way, it's easy to perform for regular people when needed, but it brings me no joy.>>84782777you're right, but it's just destined to be when any kind of work is literal torture. I can't explain it without sounding like an edgy retard or lazy bum (which i might just be) but any kind of work just makes me feel like i'm in actual chains being forced to stare at paint dry. I can't do it
>>84782810>any kind of work just makes me feel like i'm in actual chainsoh I understand. Believe me, everything you've been saying is me, half a decade ago. But that's why I'm telling you, it can and will get worse.I don't pretend to have the answers, just not to be like me
>>84782550Me wasting my life because of a little anxiety and internet addiction.
Mmm, yeah, you gonna sizzle for daddy slathered in butter and spices in that pan, you little sexy slut? I know you like it when I soak you in that buttery concoction of pepper garlic salt and paprika.
>>84782788Haven't seen my mother since I was sixteen. That's a decade and a half.
>>84782845>Haven't seen my mother since I was sixteen. That's a decade and a half.bich fuck you
>>84782849WHAT DID I EVEN DO POTATO HATER
OOOUUUUU MY GOD I MEAN DAD YEAH DADDYYYY OOOUUUUU I I I IM GOING TO GOING TO DO IT DADDY I CANT BELIEVE IT DADDDYYYY>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXuXBj-xbB8
Favorite thread up rn
Post waifus and husbandos here!!!!!
https://youtu.be/2WPD2NHgVEg?si=4kf2Lr6ftGm8nz-N
>>84782794Yeah I can't experience most somatic effects of emotion so my panic attacks found an alternate manifestation in the form of overwhelming mental visions of horrible things happening. I've had it since I was a kid but didn't even realize what it was until I was almost 30.
>>84769901>>84770494>>84772560>>84776164shit taste, tali is infinitely superior
>>84782889Have you tried like xanax or something?
>has an entire discord server she can sperg out in>still brings it into a comfy waifu thread
Why are muslims like this?
>>84779256I bet they arrest the albanians more than the others only because they look white
>>84779256How are the albanians worse than the arabs? How does this happen?
>>84782915>look whitelol i wouldn't be able to tell them apart from other mena honestly
>>84780363Based foid slayer
>>84782900nta but jews committed genocide of europeans on a genetic level, almost all european countries' genetic profile has shifted drastically except for eastern europe, but sweden is still saveable, at least compared to the other countries, because most of them don't have citizenship, but this is completely different in the uk, france, italy, spain
My boyfriend had two women confess his love to him in the past and he still chose me and wanted to fix me (I have severe autism) Idk why people seethe at this or see it as ragebait, not everyone wants a Stacy or even a normie.
>>84782899Are you skinny or fat? What makes you angry? You sound like you need love
>>84782936>I worry that Im the one sabotaging the relationship, since Im the one being upset by what he says, not vice versa. First, you are entirely right to be upset about it. A common tactic of those with BPD is to build up a cast of exes to rotate through once they feel they can no longer maintain attachment to the current one they're dating. This is not a negative experience inflicted upon him by others, this is a defective attachment strategy. They feel inferior and unworthy and thus must degrade their partner in their eyes to see themselves as worthy. 'If they have a bunch of flaws then its okay that I'm with them because I'm shit.'If they cannot manage this they'll have a big crashout about the other person being too good for them and probably leave. If they do manage this, then they'll have a big crashout about the other person being a bad partner and then definitely leave.
>>84782504my friend is married to you. Fuck both of you and removing him from his candles much of a little socialize
>>84782973I'm skinny-fat. I'm within healthy weight for my height, but on the lower end of healthy. >What makes you angry?Everything. People even just being in the same room as me pisses me off sometimes. Noises piss me off. I just get overwhelmed easily and frustrated easily and I instantly get angry. I'm on Abilify to help it, which is an antipsychotic.
>>84782987What do you want out of a partner and where are you?
i'm considered attractive or moggerous or whatever by like my friends my gf my family etc and i have a twink build but i just want an androgynous face so bad instead of just being "handsome" or conventionally attractive. my face looks good with makeup my gf puts on me but i just wish i had a super androgynous face. it's still considered a "twink face" which i guess is fine but whatever idk i just wish i was more feminine because then i would be more sure of myself and not wonder if id look like an idiot for wearing my hoodie with cat ears my gf gave me.
>then i would not wonder if id look like an idiot for wearing my hoodie with cat earsThere's no need to wonder, son.
Your gf is cheating on you
>>84782938>Your gf is cheating on youwtfff
>>84782952Or is going to leave you
>>84782276Take estrogen like a real faggot
like not ugly ugly but not handsome either. he has a nice dick and is funny af which makes up for it and i never have to worry about him cheating on me. i took his virginity and he's almost 30.
>>84782882i saw another thread about a fembot with a bf who has been confessed to twice. i could never lol i'm super possessive.>>84782886i think this is actually a pretty common perspective. it's not fun to date a hot guy after the first few months. you don't have leverage over him and usually he's a narc.
>>84782872>and i never have to worry about him cheating on meNot true. If he got you, he can get someone else.
>>84782892>you don't have leverage over himOuted yourself as a larper. Only men think like this.
>>84782905no i don't think he does he can barely talk to anyone aside from me and his e-friends.>>84782934why would only men care about power dynamics? incels are so confidently wrong about basic sex psychology lol
>>84782872inb4 op says she is trans
>I JUST WANT TO BE RAPED CONSENSUALLY IN FICTION YOU STUPID CHUD!!!we need to get these stupid submissive (but only for 6' 5" werewolf CEOs) catamites outta the workplace and outta owning bank accounts
>>84782780>cannot fathom dominance without rape
>>84781101t. Ranjeesh
>>84782807let me guess, rape is when it gives foid the ick? rape wasn't invented in the 70s moron>>84782819>reading comprehension
>>84781675End your stupid tripwhore life already
>>84782958noi wish you a very happy and fruitful life dork
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*rip*i needed this so badly today...
>>84782139>You can separate the codeine from cocodamol pretty easily apparently but its more dangerous if you get it wrong compared to what you listedwhy? omg tell meee
>>84782130It was bad news is all I can say without wanting to die. The benzos are helping now though so life could be worse
somebody at work gave me a honey pack. has anyone tried this? is it legit? can i use it to stay awake at least.
What do you do while high? What are some of the best things to do with the experience?I honestly can't think of anything else to do other than either listen to music or watch funny cartoons. Is there anything else? Sorry if noob question, but I am a noob to this.
