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>Ewww... Eww... I just found out that anon likes me!
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>>34085109
One time in high school I actually overheard one of the popular girls asking her friends, "Wouldn't it be awful if anon liked one of you?" They all responded with "EEEWWWW!"
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>>34085125
I am sorry anon.
Here have a (you) and a hug.
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>>34085125
>"oh hes looking this way! so gross lol we should move."
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>>34085190
In retrospect I desperately wish I had butted in and said "Yeah, wouldn't that be SO gross?" or something to that effect. They'd probably accuse me of eavesdropping even though it was pure happenstance, but still.
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>>34085249
there is no winning in a situation like that anon, those kind of girls don't have a conscience, they don't have the capacity for compassion, they'd find some way to insult you further, or even get chad to harass you or even kick your ass.
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That is my first and earliest memories of girls my age. (back when I was 5)

They always hated me. I was always gross. Its like nothing really changes. Walking insult and rejection machines you can't defend yourself against.
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>Anon you better come apologize to stacie, you really scared her
>"w-what did i do?"
>she said you creep her out real bad, you should really apologize
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>>34085109
This happened with me, then the girl beat the shit out of me
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>Would you like us to send Chad and Brad after him?
>They're good at making things look like an accident so no one will find anon's death suspicious :)
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Imagine if she was that upset because she knew this means you might purchase her from her father for a fair price and then she'd have no choice but to let you shoot your potent seed deep within her fertile womb, making her give birth to your children OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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>Hey, which guy do you think is the ugliest in our class?
>I think it's anon
>I agree
>hey guys, be quiet, I didn't notice but anon is right there
>oh shit
>did he hear us?
>looks like he didn't hear us, his expression hasn't changed
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>>34085518
>>34085109
>I just wish anon and all the ugly guys in the world would just DIE!
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>>34085424
...a-and if I DON'T?
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>Stacy and friends come up to me in hallway
>"Hey anon, did you know stacy likes you?"
>Their faces are contored in suppressed giggles, barely containing their anticipation for my naive reciprocation.
>spit at their feet and tell them to eat shit
>Their faces turn to shock and anger
>Throw shit at me and scream insults as I walk past them
>Went and ate lunch in the toilets
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>walking down hallway
>lone stacey walking towards me
>she gets as close to the far wall as she can be
>face twists up into look of utter revulsion, deliberately making a display of how disgusted she is just having to walk past me in the hall
that was almost 20 years ago and I can still she that bitch's face clear as a bell in my mind.
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>>34085282
Maybe you should act less autistic around people, faggot.
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>>34085800
>"Hey anon, did you know stacy likes you?"
>"Yeah everyone likes me"
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>>34085864
If I was funny enough to think up clever comebacks I wouldn't have been in that position in the first place.

I was just fat, ugly and angry.
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>>34085800
Nigga you just went full A L P H A
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>>34085906
>Nigga you just went full A L P H A

More like autism.

Alpha thing to say would be "Tell Stacey I think she smells."
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>>34085125
Why American girls are so repulsive?
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>>34085932
not all american girls are like that.. :(
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>>34085772
i'll call chad to come teach you a lesson you fucking freak
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I wish they could erase memories

i am kept awake at night by a vast library of extremely cringy memories
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>>34085932
Canadian but I get your point. These were the biggest Stacies in the whole school.

>>34085990
FEMANON HERE
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>tell girls I like them and they have pretty hands that would look good on my wall
>they never make fun of me
>they also never reciprocate my feelings
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>>34085990
Fuck off, you roastie piece of shit. Please fucking neck yourself you worthless mass of flesh.
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The girls at a school I went to played this game called Strawberry. Basically, under certain conditions you could say "strawberry" to someone who was playing, and then name a person. They would then have to go ask that person out. The goal was to make it as embarrassing as possible by picking the weirdest/least attractive person for them to ask out.

I got asked out a bunch at that school. The first time, I was happy. Then I learned what was going on. Now, whenever someone compliments or shows interest in me, romantic or otherwise, I get the horrible, overwhelming sense that they are just playing a joke on me.
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>>34086007
>i'll call chad to come teach you a lesson you fucking freak

are you chad's bitch? or are you a lady?
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>Kids never made fun of me at school
>Wonder why
>One day in class a phamplet is handed out about identifying school shooters
>Cartoon of a kid wearing a trench coat with a SOAD t-shirt
>Im wearing a trench coat with a SOAD t-shirt

People would actually flinch when I reached into my backpack for anything
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I might have been the class loser, but at least I have a good face, so girls were nice to me and we're sorry for me when I was bullied
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>There are people in /r9k/ RIGHT NOW who weren't in all advanced classes bar electives.
You deserve whatever you got for being so stupid.
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>>34086007
Go ahead! Call that fucking shitbrain over here! I'll be the one to teach all of you a lesson. Still scared, bitch?
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>>34086112
same
it's really hard to believe that affection can not be a joke

>>34086161
being in advanced/honors whatever classes sorta sucked
Your entire childhood you were fed this "you're so bright!" bullshit by public school teachers when you're really just sorta above average but nothing special
technically, i'm way farther than people my age in terms of academic achievement and independence but in the end i'm just a super ordinary student who likes vidya and other weird shit
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>>34086186
>honors
I meant AP or IB, dummy. Honors classes are for normies who like to think they're smart but couldn't cut it in the real stuff.
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>>34086203
in my school district it was always "honors AP ___" so everyone just called it honors and left it at that for some reason

my apologies
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>>34086172
I love it when crackas snap
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>>34086128
In other words if you liked nu metal in high school then you were a potential school shooter
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>>34086233
You're next, nigger.
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>tfw went to an all boys high school so never had to deal with this shit.

Feeellss gooddd
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>>34086233
did she paralyzed?
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>>34086233
This. Really nothing better.
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>>34086262
That anon is flattering himself, he just had terrible bo and halitosis.
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>>34086233

He's a saint for putting up with that nig-noggery for as long as he did.
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>>34086233
Story? (after that nigger death)
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>>34086063
this is why you guys cant get girlfriends...
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>>34087431

>hurr durr some of us are nice guys
>fuck off you attention whoring slut
>u wont give me attention? u virgin neckbear looozers!

literally all roasties are the same
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>What would you rate anon haha
>0/10
>more like -1000000/10
>BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>Hey anon!
>My friend LOOOOVES you!

They don't comprehend the pain they cause
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>>34085109
>freshman
>friends and I are all talking about qts
>some douche I didn't even know overheard our convo
>tells Jordan i like her in front of the whole fucking class.
>she looks at me gives a brief sneer
>"well I don't like him"
>tfw awkward moment of everyone either quietly looking or laughing at me
>stare down at desk until teacher arrives
I fucking hate girls.
I swear if I knew I could've gotten away with it, I would've beat and raped that whore after school
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>>34088957

>tells Jordan i like her in front of the whole fucking class.

This is why Chads are also shit, not just roasties.
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>>34088957

omg so? like, whats wrong with this? you're not entitled to sex just because u like her she has the rite to say no u creep
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>>34089016
It's not that she said no, it's the way she said no
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>>34089073

omg so she has to coddle ur virgin ffelings now like omg how controlling obsessive can u get? y is it her fault that she doesn like ur personalitee?
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>someone told me that a girl likes me
>wow she is really into me
>the girl made flirty gestures
>she played with my hair and wooed me over
>people were giggling
>the bullies were supposedly "cheering" for me
>actually fell for it

This happened for three years, then I realize it was all a cruel joke, it really messes me up
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>>34089114
Hmm, I can't bother responding to someone intentionally ityping like tard
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>>34085990
Oh dont worry roastie, the whiteknights will come to save you soon.
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>>34086007
>be in high school
>some girl sitting behind me in class is punching me in the back over and over for no reason
>i eventually turn around and slap her in the face
>whole class freaks out, yelling stuff at me like "DUDE NEVER HIT A GIRL BRO"
>teacher is a bro and tells them to shut up
>the girl tells me that she's gonna have chad beat me up for that
>okay.jpeg

>months go by and i hear nothing about it
>then one day a jocky dude walks up to me in the hallway when we're both alone
>he starts saying stuff like "hey man, why did you do it??"
>realize this is the chad that's supposed to beat me up
>i say "i don't know what you're talking about", turn around and walk away
>he says "no wait a sec!" and pulls me back by my backpack
>suddenly hear someone shouting "HEY"
>a teacher runs up to him and drags him away
>find out that the kid was known for violence and was given a suspension for threatening me
>never even see him again

take that chad
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>>34085109
>tfw girls in elementary school literally threw garbage at you whenever you were passing in hallways because I literally had the ugliest face in the cohort.
>tfw it was different in highschool, now girls just laugh and talk shit in a corner, eyeing you and laughing like the little cunts they really are. Normal males are afraid to approach you because that'd ruin their chances with grills.
>tfw you've been conditionned by your parents to never hit a girl because they're more fragile than you
If a dude did that to me he'd be six feet under right now, and in a hospital for multiple bite marks back in elementary school. Believe me, I did that once.
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>>34089114
Be more subtle with the bait next time friend.
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>>34087431
>Implying i even want a girlfriend.
Fuck off.
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>>34088934
They do, why else would they do it? All women are sadists.
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>>34090172
Not anymore than a cat or dolphin is a sadist

They're wired to torment anyone below their social status. It's worse than men.

Men bully physically WEAK men who won't fight back. Women bully other women by humiliating them if they cross a social boundary.

By extension, tormenting omega guys is just a fun form of practice. They don't see any humanity in people without status.
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>>34085282
There is a way. Go hero and try and beat the high score
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>>34090222
Trips demands it. Go give them what they deserve.
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>>34085109
This happened to me in primary school except they turned it into a massive joke that lasted a whole year.
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>>34086115
chad is HER bitch
hence the ill call him
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>>34086644
The flinching wasnt from him reaching into his bag, but instead raising his smelly pits
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>>34090246
Fuck me. That's evil. At least niggas just throw something at you, shove you down, or call you an insult to your face.

Bitches get all diabolical scheming n' shit. Plotting Carrie-tier pranks.
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>just play monster hunter everyday of high school
>girl in home room always asked me what I was playing
>never respond because headphones even though they were turned down
>starts asking me what monster I'm fighting instead
>turbo Asian Stacy
D-did she like me? She was the only one who talked to me in home room.
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>>34090310
The gullible autistic 8 year old me had no idea what was really going on, on some occasions she hugged me in the cloak room giggling the whole time. I didn't even know what an erection was at that time.

20 years later and I've since passed her in a local supermarket and she's a landwhale now.
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>>34085109
>ewww....ewww...i just found out OP is self hating, no self esteem having lil bitch and wants to drag all of us down to his level
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>>34090414
Sometimes... the universe has a way of correcting itself
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>>34085109
>"Hey anon *tehee* What's your number?"
>"5"

Damn it feels good to be a utistic
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>>34090376
Wow you kind of sound like a prick man why not just talk to her?
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>>34090488
I wish I could go back to my childhood body but with the knowledge and personality I have now, that way I could tear their school aged minds a new asshole.

I wouldn't be the little mouse I was back then either.
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>be class loser
>chads/bullies tell me that stacy really likes breakdancing
>convince me to go break dance for her to get her attention
>go up to stacy and say "hey stacy, I really like you, can I breakdance for you"
>commence cringeworthy "breakdancing"
>lying on the ground spinning around like an autist who is overstimulated
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>it was a ruse all along
>chads and stacies keep asking me for breakdance laughing in my face for the rest of the year
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>>34086128
they don't mind doing profiling to identify school shooters but they lose their shit when we say check muslims to see if they're terrorists. normies are a bunch of fucking hypocrites.
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I'm here from the normie uprising thread. Put yourself in the shoe of these women you fucking creep. This is a horror movie scenario. Imagine being stalked by a monster. Imagine seeing the monster every day in school. You catch him looking at you, his ugly face and body, his eyes undressing you, his mouth slightly open and breathing heavily.

You should be euthanized. You hate normal, healthy, beautiful people for sticking with other normal people and not wanting to reproduce with the mentaly ill (you). You're a danger to society. You're a genetic failure that dreams of a revolution where genetic failures rise up and wipe out healthy specimens. Your life is a crime against nature.
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>>34090739
Lad, how could you fall for that?
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>>34090999
fuck off upside down satan
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>>34090999
>implying that hte pu55y dollar doesn't increase in value by being coveted by so-called "creeps"
Here can you learn everything about demand and supply: >>>/biz/catalog
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>>34087431
>implying we speak like this in front of women
>implying we speak like this to all women
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>>34091209

>implying we speak to women
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>>34085109
One time this girl said that she liked me. I thought that she was joking so I ignored it.

No embarrassing story, that's it.
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Damn...

You guys all sound like the cringy kid in "bad teacher"
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>>34090637
Autism and bullying
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>>34085932
American girl here

There's nothing repulsive or cruel here.

We do this to signify we are not attracted to you.

We pick the top men, this is best for all of society

Pic related, how I'm certain you lot look like
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>>34090999
I can`t. And besides,us genetic failures have more personality and creativity inside of each one of us,than all you normals combined.
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>>34091878
name one thing you created
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>>34085109
>in uni
>at large dining hall, have an hour between classes to eat
>hour falls right on lunch rush, literally a thousand or so normies will pack the dining hall
>tables and seating are scarce
>I get a table to myself because I'm not a stupid normie who dawdles after class socializing about how much I hate homework
>eating lunch and reading textbook, trying to stay normal as possible
>seats keep filling up, my table soon becomes one of the few with open seats
>two stacies pass by, stare at me and the table
>walk just past me where they think they're out of earshot
>they're not because women cannot into spatial awareness
>"should we sit there?" "Idk he looks like a psychopath!"
>laugh and walk away
>I had been in ROTC and got a nasty face scar from an accident, and my hair was a buzzcut for simplicity's sake

Wasn't the first time stacies thought I couldn't hear them mocking me, won't be the last.
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>>34090245
>Inb4 anon ends up raping and murdering them
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>>34086128
KEK, You're my hero Anon
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>>34085109
Lold hard. Thanks for the memories.
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>>34086654
It's a girl, and no, not a girl (male)
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>>34089352
These teachers seem cool
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>when a girl flirts with you and as soon as you start talking she realizes she made a big mistake
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>older girls used to bully me when I was walking home from school by shoving me and calling me names
>this is now my biggest fetish
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>>34090739

>practice all year
>get really good at breakdancing
>Lay down some Run DMC
>bust moves that make their faces and pussies melt
>It's like that, and that's the way it is
>HUH



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