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How does a NEET girl pick up orbiters?
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utilizing the world wide web
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>>35673377
right here, I'll be your orbiter
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>>35673377
1.) Be attractive, either classically, or in the adorably broken and awkward kind of way.

2.) Don't be fat.

That's about it.

Why? Do you meet the criteria? Do you have orbits available?
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>>35673377
Post your skype somewhere and enjoy your instant orbiters.
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Get a mic and talk online
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>>35673426
Didn't /r9k/ say even ugly women have orbiters?
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post pics on here and i will either orbit you or not
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>>35673377
By existing and granting simple requests

Post feet and I'll be your orbiter
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>>35673377
go to /soc/
have fun
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>>35673450
I think fat ugly women get meteors.

Orbiters are people in stable long term orbit around a body. A cute girl can get orbiters that will give her attention and even gifts for years. Decades.

A fat ugly girl will get a number of meteors. People that appear to orbit her, but then burn out and disappear.
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WaIk outside.
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>>35673515
Done that. Nobody talked to me.
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Can i have orbiters please? or i'm too ugly for you guys. wouldn't be surprised if you only want stacy
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>>35673581

I need confirmation that you are a female(girl) before I orbit you.
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Step 1: have a vagina
Step 2: doesn't exist because having a vagina is all there is to it
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>>35673628
Step 2 is >post vagina. And/or boobs.
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>>35673581
>admiralakbar.jpg
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>>35673628
IT'S NOT WORKING

oregon
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>>35673377
1. Be female
2. Shower.....or dont, your choice.
3. Enroll in a video game development class
4. Prof assigns group project
5. Listen to the sound of wheeled chairs rolling towards you, or watch heads turn eagerly to face you.
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>>35673581
>pancake tits and ass

never stood a chance
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>>35673912
>3. Enroll in a video game development class
Talk about a shitty investment. If I have to do all that for a fucking orbiter how exactly do women have life on easy mode again?
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>>35673912
Do note step 1.
Trannies are gross will disturb most people who aren't committed SJWs, but if you use grinder, CL, you can still find orbiters with ease.
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as expected, you only want Stacy. And then you complain about how all women only want Chad
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>>35673949
Put maple syrup on them, now im interested.
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>>35673581
By adding me on kik
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>>35673987
>then you complain about how all women only want Chad

shit at this point I will take anything that pays attention to me.
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>>35673377
>>>/soc/shut

>I'm a girl btw teehee ;)
>+15 orbiters
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>>35673581
would definitely orbit, you're very qt
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>>35674053
You seem to know /soc/ very well for a robot :^)
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>>35673377
>NEET
>girl

Fucking pick one, it's literally impossible for girls to be NEETs. Even if you don't have the skills for a job you have the option of fucking some rich chad for money or prostituting yourself on the street.
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>>35674155
Chads pay money to fuck NEETs? The fuck are you smoking?
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>>35674182
>chad buys girl shit or gives her money
>girl fucks guy

It's a fair trade. Even if she couldn't fuck a chad she could still sell herself. There are men freakier than us out there you know...
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>>35674155
>streetworking
Eeew. Much easier to just solicit from sugardaddies on /soc

$100 with a sob story and nude pic request fill, easy
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>>35674253
what sugardaddy wants to fuck a pancake?
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>>35673377
go out to a bar
theyll buy you a drink
talk to them etc
you make conversation

BETAS GALORE
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>>35673581
Lemme guess, you have a tiny ass as well...
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>>35674278
I would pay at least $500 just to sniff this
>>35673581 qts anus
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>>35673581

Would actually orbit around you.
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>>35673581
timestamped pictures get you orbiters
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>>35674339
No, frankly I'm into the thicker types, which I know I will never get (no not "plus size", like this)
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>>35674155

>implying a woman can manage money before it all disappears and Chad moves on to the next one
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>>35673581
Yes
Post kik
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>>35674409
Just let him put it in your ass, it's guaranteed he will stay longer
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>>35673581
You remind me of somebody I used to know I'd do more than orbit you
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It's very easy, you don't even have to really even do anything. I'm not even that attractive.
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>>35674774
I had a friend do this. He would show me the messages the guys would send him. I felt bad for them, but then I think that most of them are probably rich anyway. Since they can buy $60 games for a stranger without a care.

He didn't buy a single game for a couple of months for himself. He only stopped because he just lost the urge to play vidya anymore.
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>>35674155
I mean, its an option. Dosent mean she has to go for it. Like male NEETs have an option to go out and do something.
We just don't want to.
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>>35673377

>/soc/
>anywhere on the internet
>any social media
>be meh looking (2.5/10 minimum)
>don't be obese
>make retarded fembot threads and have all of your cronies bump them

>PS
>>>/soc/
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>>35673377
toss a pebble in the air fat bitch and get off my board.
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>>35673377
Fucking kill yourself roastie cunt.
>haha that was unoriginal
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>>35674234
Chads don't pay to fuck women you fucking mong.
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>>35674774
>suffer years of abuse to obtain shit that you could pirate anyway
So much for female privilege
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>>35673377
Make vaguely sad posts on facebook 'til some desperate thing notices and takes the bait. 'Course it's not real human affection, but you ain't really human anyway.
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>>35676654
And if you don't have normiebook?
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post pics and you will get some

seriously, i did that in a rate thread(RIP) and had several wanting to
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>>35673514
Wait orbiters give gifts? I've been denyin orbiters forever have I been missing out on free shit????
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>>35673581
which /tttt/ thread did you save this pic from?
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>>35673581
cute, need better haircut tou....like a pixie short with huge sidebangs.
colors are optional, would marry.
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>>35673377
Well if you're a NEET and/or ugly you're going to need to put out a little. Like make out with the orbiters but nothing more to keep em interested.
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>>35677599
If you do sexual stuff it's not orbiting anymore.
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Would a robot orbit me?
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>>35678060
No, because you're not real. And 2D women that aren't real are better than 3D women that aren't real.
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By doing exactly what you're doing right now.
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>>35676824
Ya, you say your PC is too slow to run x game with you orbiter

But I wanna so bad! I miss playing x game with you anon but I'm poor ;_;

Next day you get a gtx 1080 in the mail
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These beta bux are for Ciara Horan only, sweetheart. You will never match her.
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>>35678131
Bullshit.

oregon
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>>35673581
>robots would orbit a tranny
topkek

https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/6657065/#6673802
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>>35678317
God damn it don't spoil the illusion I had seen that pic somewhere else before if I get fooled twice more does that make me gay
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>>35673377
I'm a big guy so you get to orbit me
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>>35673377
Post your contact info and you'll get a few.
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>>35678163
More likely ur orbiters 7970 from when he was mining btc but to each their own

I just wanted to add some bs
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>>35673581
maninawig/10
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>>35673581
This is a female (male) you fucking idiots



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