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Non virgin robots, what was the most disappointing thing about sex to you when you finally started having it, especially compared to what porn made you think it'd be like?

>thought it would be a non stop struggle not to cum, it's actually a non stop struggle to cum
>girls (or the one girl that I've fucked) have ass dimples, like Goose pimply ass skin, rather than the smooth, soft baby's bottom stuff portrayed in porn
>unbleached assholes
>blowjobs are average
>dick is too small to do most positions
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>>40253384
>non-virgin robots
wew. nu-/r9k/ needs to leave
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blowjobs are the biggest meme ive ever encountered. rather just fucking jerk off
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>>40253384
>Non virgin robots
DOES.NOT.COMPUTE.
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>>40253444
Jerking off is better than sex full stop pleasure wise. It's just sex boosts your mood rather than lowering it.
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>>40253444
Two things:

You insane are either insane

or

You never had a girl that sucked your dick properly.
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>>40253384
>Non virgin robots
You're not wanted here, fuck off
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>non-virgin robots

>>/b/
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>>40253384
All these things are signs that you are fucking an ugly hamplanet. Go fuck a pretty whore or find someone better and you'll experience real sex.
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that men will make literally no effort to make you feel good, they just care about blowing their own load off. just suck them off and then they lie in bed and go the fuck to sleep, maybe finger you for 3 seconds if anything
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>>40253894
I'm fucking a 7/10 gymnast
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>>40253934
can i tie you up and finger you for 20 hours?
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>>40253953
Either lies or you're a faggot, gymnasts tend to have great asses. Have you tried fucking a man?
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>>40253988
You would literally get bored after 3 minutes
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>>40253384

If you're a femoid and you have sex after spending a lot of time on r9k, no matter how good the sex and how little you have sex, you feel like a fucking disgusting used up manipulative whore for at least a month and you won't do it again for about a year.

Also as much as I wanted to be an exception to the "women want to be mistreated" rule, the closest i got to coming was when a dude wouldn't take no for an answer and started manhandling me and left me bruised for a week.

So all in all it's about a 2/10 compared to masturbating to depraved hentai which is a 10/10.
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I've only had sex with one girl. She weighs like 90lbs.
>my penis is too big to fit in her bagoo
>spend weeks slowly building up to full penetration
>she could never handle more than a few thrusts until it hurt too much
>her blowies were p bad too
>just having my cock licked was nice tho
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Sex is a meme but I still want to get back into that vagoo
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>>40253934
Please talk to me. Bloxbloxoriginilario
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>>40254096
Please for the love of God just talk to me. Thisisoriginalcomment
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>>40254347

Are you originally okay man
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>>40254256
>Sex is a meme
Everything must be a meme
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>>40254383
Have you just figured that out now?
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>either came too fast or not at all
>partner unwilling to engage in fetishes and kinks
>the smells

>dick is too small to do most positions
also this

I guess the biggest one is just that it doesn't really feel all that great. Everyone hypes pussy up to be this amazing feeling, but it's like a sticking your dick in a smelly wet rubber tube.
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>>40253384
Normalfag get out reeeeeeee
oreeeeeeeeeeeeeeginal
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>>40254436
>implying people are supposed to know things by certain times.
ok
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It smells like shit when doing doggy style.
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>>40254094
Lies. I got bored after tworeplies
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Blowjobs are my favorite thing to fap on, though it doesnt feel as good.
bbw arent nice to have sex with.
Casual sex is bad for my feelings.
Women will mostly be more perverted than me, and also have way more sexual thoughts and drives.
Girlfriends are still an unkown territory.


Im a 25 y/o btw
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>>40255205
Get a chick who wipes her ass, Anon.
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>>40253934
tidden or gtfo
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>you will never last as long as a guy-porn star
>it's goddamn difficult to get it up after cumming once
>the fact that you might be the subject of a story one of your partners tells, and it is likely not going to be a flattering tale.
>the feel when you and a person had great chemistry, but you didn't commit to a relationship because they didn't meet some standard of yours.
>And now you can only fap to the memory of the times you had sex with that girl you let drift away.
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really tired and you get muscle soresness if you dont work out often
bj is prolly a meme and it's useless except for showbiz like porn
i have literally never came from bj and the girl i hooked up with did all the fancy bj shit that you see in porn, maybe it's just me but i can't cum from bj
how easy it is for girls to cum, literally just my fingers and she came so easily and after that i just do my shit and get her to make me cum
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>takes a large amount of time, money, and effort to pull a girl
>constant upkeep of bitching if gf
>average girl is actually pretty ugly
>most girls suck at BJs
>have to worry about making her feel good too
>won't do anything you want when you want it
>will stick around for hours after you're done
>vagina only feels slightly better than my hand
Why do I want sex again?
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>>40256304
Who have you been shagging?
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>>40256354

a gold digger
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>>40254094
Better than 3 seconds, right?



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