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Why are men so damn demanding? Do they realize no woman actually look like this?
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I look like that, though.
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>>40366276
Besides the face I guess, I don't want any of that

>>40366297
Congratulations on being "perfect." Your body won't help you find a nice man, though.
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>>40366276
>big boobs
dropped
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>>40366276
I don't need the boobs or hips, face and hairstyle standards differ depending on the person. I like baggy clothes that make her look like a boy, don't understand hand and feet size etc etc.
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>>40366276
thanks to modern social practices, there arent any more of these type of women, so consider yourself lucky if you atleast have the opportunity to see one.
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>>40366276
Most women look like that. The hard part is finding a woman who's not a whore.
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>>40366276
No fat chicks, sorry hun.
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>the perfect woman
No thats the "normal" woman for society's standards. Its a starting point.
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>>40366401
She's not fat. She's a size 12.
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Meanwhile, in women's expectations
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>>40366276
Shaving body hair and not being fat are literally the only two absolute necessities to finding a woman attractive though.
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>>40366437
He's ugly. EWWWW. And muscles like that are creepy.
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>>40366276
BUT WHERE IS THE TUMMY
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>tfw been brainwashed by the internet and manga to the point where women's beauty standards have started affecting me as a guy to the point where I start tearing up seeing girls who I wish I looked like who have a small torso and long slender legs and slender fingers
>tfw don't even want to look at my reflection
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>>40366437
I want to suck his tiny perfect man nipples forever in dreamland.
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>>40366276
Men literally will fuck a hole inbetween their mattress. Women are the ones with impossible standards.
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>>40366276
But that's not what I want. Her hair is something like out of a shampoo commercial from 1992, a weird outfit where the shirt underneath is unbuttoned but the vest on the outside is buttoned, and far too wide hips. Don't care about the hips. In fact, the whole drawing is pretty shit. I could probably draw better than that.

This is just another "feminist roastie doesn't get it" episode.
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>>40366276
the media rewires their desires and fantasies, so you cant blame them
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>>40366577
This
We still evolved to be like this, like mamals. The soon men and women understand that, the soon society will change in better
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>>40366276
>no woman actually look like this
Except of the ones that do. Why do women make excuses to be lazy?
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>>40366577
This is true. Any girl no matter how hideous can find some guy to fuck her. Relationship, that's a different story.
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>>40366276
>the perfect woman
>big boobs
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>>40366297
>I look like that, though.
Be my perfect gf to make a housewife
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>>40366297
Fpbp
Op is a straw feminist
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>>40366276
Wide hips and small hands are the only things in the list that have some consistency with reality, all the other stuff are just hygiene, fashion or extremely variable from guy to guy, and therefore wrong
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>>40366437
His hair is a bit thin
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Men who hate on superior men are rightfully considered bitter faggots. The same shall apply to women who hate on superior women.
>>40367499
Ironic pic.
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>>40366276
If you don't look like one of my 2D waifus I ain't dating you.
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>half of those things are easily obtainable

Not convinced
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While this may be physically alright, for me looks are unimportant. Just don't look like CWC. Personality and interests are what matters.
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>>40366276
So...
>Buy clothes that fit and take a shower everyday.
?
Stop being lazy you stupid whores it is not even hard
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>>40366276
this is my perfect woman

how demanding am i?
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>>40366276
Yes women do look like that.
Get fucked.
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>>40366276
my GF looks like that but she doesnt know shes my GF
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>>40366276
That is not what i consider my ideal woman to look like
I certainly could love a woman that had a body like that, if she had a personality that i felt a good connection with
but if we're talking my ideal woman that was created from all my subconscious preferences and all that stuff... I would say that it's not going to look like that.
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>long black straight hair
>modest, doesn't show cleavage
>dresses appropriate to the setting
>strong yet feminine face
>hands and feet proportional and soft

Kagari is the true perfect woman.
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>>40366276
Who the fuck cares about how they look? Personality is the only thing I care about. I literally wouldn't give two shits about a woman with a "perfect" body if her personality was shit and we didn't connect.
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>>40369014
To be fair, that's about as much a woman as a pile of plastic is.

That's copious amounts of surgery, plastic, paint, dyes, camera angles, lighting, and photoshop.
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>>40366276
Men are less demanding, they want a thin clean wife to keep them company while a woman can only be attracted to men with lots of money and high status.
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>>40366276
From my own experience, most men do have an image of a perfect which is somewhat similar to that picture, but that does not mean that they will want to get into a relationship with someone who looks like that.
When you get a crush, it changes everything. When it comes to me, my crushes are usually imperfect and have some kind of a physical quirk, but that does not matter, because when you have a crush on someone, that person becomes the ideal of the perfect to you.
I've never had a crush on a bimbo, but when I'm in a period of not having a crush, when asked I will describe the perfect woman as that bimbo type I've never had a crush on.
Anyone know what I'm trying to say?
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>>40366276
Not really true. Men have a variety of tastes and preferences, women only have one. How many chubby chasing women do you know? Exactly.
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>>40369665
I'd say that sounds about right at least for me
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>>40366524
>Have low opinion of my looks throughout most of my life
>Started working out a few months ago
>One day happen to glance at the mirror and notice that I don't look half bad anymore
>Suddenly have some self-confidence.
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You're an idiot, men will fuck nearly anything. They have "ideals" that vary more than the female ideal, but they really don't care. As a lesbian, with male and straight female friends, this is what they seem to say, in regards to heterosexual dynamics.
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>>40366276
>don't be fat
>have nice hygiene, and thus nice skin
Wow. That's so hard.
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>>40366276
Can I have body pics of you? I'll share mine if you post some
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>>40370038
New to /r9k/? OP is trolling.
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>>40366276
Which is why 2d is superior
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Most guys have a higher variety of women they'd be with
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>>40366276
We want "fit" women, you don't have to exactly look like this. As long you're young as 18 and fit you've got every man drooling over you. We have men who will literally choose monster girls over you and this is simply the reason why. As long as you are young, you have everything you need to attract anyone.
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>>40370210
>Most guys have a higher variety of women they'd be with
You're goddamn right.
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>>40370265
Thicc, petite, curvy, average, Id date em all if i could
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>>40366276
For me a more accurate description for this pic would be 'how women perceive the perfect women'
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>>40366276
>Do they realize no woman actually look like this?
They realize but they can dream. Ironically what women always like to hold against men (they would fuck anything with a hole) makes them able to love pretty much any woman regardless of looks.
>thigh gap
I am really getting old for these new meme beauty standards.
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>>40366437
I'm sure they have much bigger expectations. He is okay though.
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>>40366297
Pics or gtfo, desu originally
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>>40366276
Shitty bait thread, good men primarily care about a woman with a good personality, unless they have shit taste in women or are bad men, and then they will tolerate a bad personality. A man can learn to love his wife's looks starting when they first meet, if they connect emotionally.
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>>40370436
If there's no physical attraction at some level, there wont be any love, only toleration.
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>>40366343
"omg look at those boobs, they're so small. god damn, such small little boobs"
said no guy ever
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>>40366437
notice how the paparazzis are all men? people who own the press/media are men? women aren't salivating over men like this, men are.
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>>40366716
>not getting a boob/butt job is considered lazy

again i ask, why are men so demanding? you guys don't have to get plastic surgery, why should we?
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>>40369557
and yet if you were to get a gf you'd stare at other girl's boobs/ass. really makes you think....
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>>40369634
>they have to be thin, but not too thin, must still have perky big boobs, but average is okay too. must have a pretty face and no deformities or flaws.

women can't change any of these things. you can find a job with more money.
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>>40369665
it sounds like to me you're polyamorous. if you were to get in a relationship with your crush, you'd still check out other women because by herself she's not enough for you.
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>>40370038
men will fuck nearly anything, but in order for them to date you you must be a 10/10 female. of course, you'll settle for less, but never feel fully satisfied and blame your wife down the road when you two get divorced
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>>40370265
you can edit out the chad and add another stack of benjamins to make it even more accurate really
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>>40370265
>literally all those women have a pretty face

holy shit, it's like you guys rule out 80% of women who are below average to ugly
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>>40370496
If you can't look like it, you really don't need it. Just be young, fertile, fit, and clean. There is really nothing much you need to do.
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>>40370265
The pear girl looks cute
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>>40370577
what if i have a masculine looking face?
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>>40370454
That is how a woman thinks, anon. That's why they're so cold to their provider husbands.
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>>40370573
>80% of women who are below average to ugly
50% are below average. Do you even statistics?
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>>40370621
>That's why they're so cold to their provider husbands.
You're right. You cant spare a good feeling or affection towards a guy to whom you're settled.
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>>40370604
Just show the proof that you are not tranny, and you've got everything you need.
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>>40370627
>tfw superior omega class
Normies wish they were free, like me.
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>>40370627
you completely missed the point. men think that even average women are below average or ugly. they have the highest standards more than anyone else.

>>40370643
>wants me to post my vagina on a public image board

typical male
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>>40366276
This isn't your damn gender studies class. Besides, Women that look like that tend to be real bitches.
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>>40368239
it's the parting, his hair is near perfect
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>>40370470
ever heard about DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST?
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>>40370683
>post vagina
You do know about birth certificates, right?
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>>40370683
>men
>having standards
maybe that's true in your area or SoCal. Men will fuck anything that barely resembles women and has a hole.
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>>40370573
it's like you can cake your face in makeup and hide your ugly mug lol
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>>40370741
hahahaha what the actual fuck, what the hell is happening
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I would settle for something like this
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>>40370757
>what the hell is happening
The male thirst is real.
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>>40370738
So? Where is the birth certificate?
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>>40368239
When you think about the picture the guy still seems more reasonable
>don't be a slut
>Don't walk outside half naked
>Be more hospitable.
The woman's request:
>Be born with the right genetics that would make you 6 feet tall.
But muh feminism
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>>40370496
>you guys don't have to get plastic surgery, why should we?

Um, you don't. Men never told you to get ass implants, it's just that women are such stupid sheep that they saw the Kardashians getting big fat ass implants to attract niggers and said, "Hey I need that too". Don't blame men for your retardedness.
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>>40370454
Without a doubt, but nonetheless men's standards are malleable, and personality can mold them.
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>>40370817
>6 feet tall
meme. women rather pick short and attractive than tall and ugly.
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>>40370838
Only to some degree. I'd say that guy personality matters more to women than women personality to men.
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no its all about the face. if ur ugly, you are ugly. if ur pretty, ill look at you all day. idgaf about ur body. as long as ur not fat and u shave thats fine.
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>>40369702
Repilled me into rehab
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>>40370845
I can't really see things from a woman's perspective, but personally to me, a lady's personality is top of the list when it comes to romance, because it's just practical. I'm going to spending all of fucking eternity with you, so you'd better be pretty likeable. Looks are of importance too, but are secondary to personality, and thus I try not to be too picky. Hygiene and style go a long, long way.
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>>40370573
We're talking about body type though, jackass
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>>40369014

If you zoom in you can see this roasties forgot to shave her legs
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>>40370840
>women rather pick short and attractive than tall and ugly.
Now that's the real meme
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>>40370817
how do you explain "thick but tummy must be flat", that is also genetics
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>>40371070
>Now that's the real meme
Post examples.
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>>40370932
I can see where you going but there has to be some mutual physical connection. After that all it comes to compatibility between guy and girl.
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>>40371149
uh no that's called exercise lol
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>>40366276
I've met quite a qt girls/milfs who look like this. Besides men like anything remotely feminine. Small tits and a tight ass is also appealing to most men. The only type they don't like is raging hairy legbeard feminists.
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Thigh gap means nothing to me.
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>>40371892
what about tax gap?
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go fuck yourself OP.
the story is the same for guys.
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>>40370627
I read all of these and I don't fit anywhere.
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>>40371924
>I read all of these and I don't fit anywhere.
What about this? Gamma plus?
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>>40371945
Cant really relate to any. The only part that's kinda is no ambition and being content from delta+.
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>>40367499
No surprise that a faggot weeb is upset by big tits. lmfao
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>>40366276
>just looking for a girl in my age range
>having a healthy weight like I do
>don't give a shit about anything else
>still too demanding
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>>40371945
Where do robots stand in the hierarchy? And i mean true robots. Not the normies that have invaded this place.
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>>40370484
these pictures are being printed in magazines for women, dumbass. women love looking at muscular guys and fantasizing about sex with them. they go for chubby guys irl or skinny, athletic guys if they're confident. but Hemsworth tier muscles are definitely attractive. somebody post that romance novel cover collection. it's women buying that shit, not fags. and why would you even mention papparazzi? they're doing a JOB. again: dumbass.
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>>40370794
>settle

her body is near perfect. she has unusually large breasts despite being skinny, a great face and overall her proportions are just really nice.
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>>40370265
Skinny with assets and skinny are the only attractive body types though. Only fuckups and washouts like fat (thicc, whatever) women.
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>>40372158
>And i mean true robots.
Omega plus.
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>>40372158
Robots don't. That's the point. It's a list of social hierarchy, robots aren't in there.
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>>40370722
that's a gay thing you know
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>>40369760
lol this
if you don't feel good about your body in any way, hitting the gym always seems to fix it
well, at least for wymyn
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What the fuck is happening to this board?! Can I finally permanently stay on Wizchan?
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>>40370794
If you think that's "settling" then you've spent too much time jacking off to cartoons and professional models.
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>>40370643
Yeah, yeah, but now sauce that image please I'll gift you the picture of a cat.
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>>40372467
>you should drop your standards below "normal" in order to accommodate people who've allowed themselves to be so unhealthy they are a liability and a walking heart attack and or mishapen horrors that would have been put to death or exhibited in a circus 100 years ago
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>>40372488
You've just described exactly what robots think women should do in order to accommodate them. Well written, but I'm not sure what it had to do with the comment to which you were replying.
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>thin find hair
>acne scars
>normal but on the small side boobs
>don't even own a shirt that shows cleavage
>legs thick from powerlifting
>don't shave much
>big feet
>have a fiance who is likely of higher quality than all of the men in this thread
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>>40372500
>if you think that (a somewhat normal looking girl) is settling) then you have (paraphrased) unrealistic expectations
>implying regular is too much and diseased/mishapen should be viable options for anyone
>I don't know what your comment had to do with the one you were replying to
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>>40366437
Any anon can get that body.
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>>40372522
>Any anon can get that body.
But not the face.
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>>40372520

If you consider a normal-looking girls something to be 'settled for', then it implies that you thought you deserved someone above average. I never said anything about fat people; where are you making that leap?
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>>40371945
i really wish there were extermination squads for anything lower than delta plus.

t. omega negative male that is too fucking scared to off himself
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>>40372641
>being open to the possibility for something better than you're capable of now means deserving
>this vase is 10 dollars
>I'll take it for 5
>how about 8
>7 and it's a deal
>herp derp! you said 5 dollars first that means you thought you deserved this vase for 5 dollars reeee!
>the person I'm replying to will not understand how ridiculous his reading "deserved" into a sentence that contained no such implication was
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>>40371945
>Gamma plus?

You're not gamma +

Every snowflake sperg here always tries to pull the gamma + card whenever this gets posted.
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>>40372158
A legit true robot?
A gamma plus I guess prolly the closest, although it would be less chose to avoid social hierarchy and more were forced to.
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>>40372694
Yeah but I'm actually gamma+.
Was a football playing chad in highschool that was always invited to parties and had sluts constantly hitting me up but I told them to fuck off because I didn't want any of their shit. Honestly I probably shouldn't even be here but I feel closer to and enjoy talkwith robots waaaay more than normie sheeple ( I fucking hate that term but it's really the best description) I spend most of my time reading and painting, used to do blacksmithing but I moved and don't have the space, currently picking up locksmithing as a hobby though. and I'm looking for a workshop to fiddle with engineering and chemistry and shit.
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>>40372158
Omega minus; why is there even any doubt about this?
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>>40372835

>calls himself gamma +
>posts a whole bunch of delta + wearing a fedora at the very best bullshit.
>had sluts constantly hitting me up but I told them to fuck off

Nobody believes this. Have some dignity.
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>>40366276
Sorry girl but some women look like that, they are very attractive and you're not LMAO.
Welcome to the club.
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>>40373074
Doesn't matter if you believe me or not, doesn't change the truth.
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>>40372694
No one here could possibly be gamma+ but I do think it's the correct aspirational model for robots.
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>>40373131
the problem is that none of those really fit for /r9k/ it's the normie hierarchy. /r9k/ is like a sideways tree off of that. dunna if one was made for /r9k/ though, I'd do it but my meme fu is weak.
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>>40373091
Oh, boy; the old "you can believe whatever you want" retort. Well that makes it official.
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Total meme but I mostly only care about their personality.

The only reason looks even come into play is because fat ugly people tend to have bad personalities.

Or at least in my experience.

Super Hot = Bad Personality, Super Ugly = Bad Personality
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>>40373172
There's no real point arguing about it with you no matter what you're going to believe what you want to believe it doesn't matter.
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>>40366276
I look like that tho(except the face, total butterface) and I dress in baggy frumpy clothing since my boyfriend is the only one who needs to and deserves to see me like that.
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>>40366276
I don't want perfection. I just want a girl looks a bit above average, treats me nicely and isn't overweight. But apparently, that's demanding way too much.
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>>40370683
>you completely missed the point. men think that even average women are below average or ugly. they have the highest standards more than anyone else.

factually wrong.

women are the ones who enforce beauty standards
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>meanwhile woman cares about men's looks but also money, personality and status
>yet men somehow are still more demanding
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>>40366276
This image is incorrect. The perfect woman is also 6'8, ripped as hell and could crush a man's head between her thighs. Also the hips need to be wider and the bust bigger, plus a smug dom look on her face.
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>>40370802
a woman would see that image and claim how women are oppressed by cyberstalking
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>>40373306
>But apparently, that's demanding way too much.
That depends on your overall value as a man.
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>>40373477
women understand how desperate men are when it comes to sex.
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Just have a good looking face oh wait most people don't haha you're ugly cuz you think ugly toights change comes from within .
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>>40372534
Working out improves your face too.
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>>40368239
>six feet tall
>non lanklet proportions
>exactly jacked enough to manhandle her without becoming a gym rat of professional fitness man
>well-meshing facial features
>perfect body hair
>cocksure and confident
>endlessly imaginative and able to surprise her every day
>honest to god rich
and there's still a 1 in 3 chance she'll invent a reason to leave him
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>>40371945
>tfw delta bracket
it's good to be home
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>>40372208
>>40372467
That was the joke fellow anons
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>>40366276
>face, abs, ponytail
it's more of a you have it or you don't



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