Hey fit I have a problem, the prostitute that I go to has asked me to go to a dinner at her parents place and she said they're going to have foods like potato salad and I don't know how to eat that sort of thing.Has anyone been in this sort of situation before and how did they go about it?Also she looks a bit like pic related.
>literally dating a hooker
>>40372002Is she actually a woman who has sex for money, OP? Or are you r9king us?
>>40372003No we're not dating, we meet up and do something or go out somewhere, we have sex now and then and at the end I pay her with jewellery or flowers or stuff
>>40372002>Also she looks a bit like pic related.>fucking a prostitute that looks like Reipleb>fucking a prostitute that looks like Asukasad
>>40372004No she has sex for money, it apparently she's slowing down with business because of the economy or something
>>40372006She's like a combination of the two, but she said her childhoods was like Reis
>>40372007You fucking loser. What's wrong with you that you think the best you can do is settle for a literal garbage tier woman? Are you ugly, stupid, poor, lonely? What's the deal?
>>40372005I chuckled>accidently getting in a relationship
>>40372009I'm not settling I'm just going with her for a bit to practice my game/data skills.Then I can move to the big fish on tinder
>>40372002>not knowing how to eat potato saladPut fork in salad. Bring portion to mouth. Chew and swallow. Repeat until salad is fully consumed
>>40372011>Big fish>TinderPlease tell me you're actually joking. I'm honestly sad for you, my man. Go find a girl worth trying for.
>>40372012I mean it's potato SALAD, you know how important it is to eat in the right order, I don't want to look like a dick in front of these people, her brother was bringing someone and it could lead to a fight
>>40372013You know how it is, start small, have fun and then after a while find a Qt and settle down
>>40372014It's a fucking salad. It goes on the side of your plate next to the main course. In what universe will people judge others for eating meals out of order whatever the hell that means
>>40372016But potato salad will be the main course, I don't want to go through the five courses eating it wrong
>potato salad = fancy>dating a literal whore>posting worst girl>fit>not posting this in /r9k/This has so many fucking problems.
>>40372017I'm confused. Are you worried you might eat the meals in the wrong order? Presumably the meals will be given to you in sequential order, i.e. entree first then the main comes after, then dessert much later on. Just eat what's given to you and you'll be fine
>>40372015I mean... I guess? Well, how old are you, OP? That mindset is perfectly acceptable up to a point.
>>40372020Early 20s>>403720191st course standard potato salad2nd course potato salad with bacon and croutons3rd course potato salad, cheese and olives4th course potato salad, chicken and corn infused5th course potato salad with replaced potato.Then desert
>>40372053Okay folks, show is over. OP had fun wjth his bait
>>40372007>she has sex for moneyonly with you or does she have other clients?
>>40372053Yo man that's a lot of fucking potato salad. Who eats like that? There's no cooked meats, no garden salads, its all the same crap with slight variations. That family is obviously insane
>>40372084I assume it's wth other people but she doesn't say too much because it's apparently a family business and I'm not family
>>40372091They're very European and extremely conservative
>>40372111What region of Europe are they from? No where in Europe, not even Scandinavia, has that little food variation
>>40372149Not too sure, Hungarian maybe?
I made a quick version of their basic family tree.The usurper line are pricks and are trying to take over the house hold.K is Asian and adoptedR has two families or some shit and is the house 'heir' because he has a son (out of wedlock) both partners live in the houseL is deadF is chill-kindaAnd o and et are barely walking