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where does one acquire a robot bf?
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>>41110249
I don't know I'm usually at my house.
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>>41110249
i-is that actually you...?
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>>41110279
Anon are you literally retarded or just live under a rock?
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In the after life desu
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>>41110249
Umm you can pretty much get one by asking on /r9k/ if you say some info about you, like you are biologically female and still is(for some it will be a no go though)
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>>41110372
I'm pretty sure you could get some faggot bf too if you asked.
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>>41110372
being female is boring
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>>41110393
Nah I don't need a bf I want a gf
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>>41110397
chicks with dicks or gtfo
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>>41110415
>being prison gay
baka desu oniisan
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>>41110397
I had 50% chance to live my life easily, ended up as a man sitting in his room alone
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>>41110327
i haven't had a phone for 4 months
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>>41110410
good luck anon. I've heard they're in high demand.
If you want to maximize your chances you should probably kill yourself and hope your chances are higher.
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>>41110425
there are boys that like boys
dont forget that ;3
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>>41110439
I meant more about the board /r9k/.
If mods realize you're posting your face they will rape your poopy hole and throw you out of 4chan.
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>>41110442
Nah I don't want to risk my chances and born as a male again and re-do everything
I'll be the best wizard in the world!
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>>41110444
There is no way even a boy would be attracted to me, and I am 100% straight(but 20$ is 20$)
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>>41110479
s-so you say if i post a pic of myself i get laid???
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>>41110483
My quest is to become a grand master wizard at age 100.
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>>41110530
I want to be a wizard who will teach the next generations wizards so they can fully embrace their power and hence be remembered as Anon The Saviour of Apprentices
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I found mine on a kinda old school internet music forum. Around 2008, before the social media thing really took off and ruined the Internet. We posted together for about a year and eventually started skyping. We lived in different states but that didnt stop us, as soon as she turned 18 and I was 22 and had a decent enough job to live on my own she flew over and we started living together. I kind of rescued her from a shitty situation.

A decade later we are still going strong. I've helped her slowly grow out of neetdom and agoraphobia, and past abuse and she supported and soothed my soul as I was battling heroin addictions and stuff. Two weirdos who were destined to save each other.
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>>41110479
Either way, I need sauce on dat ass
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>>41110562
I know they're cosplaying Felix the trap. But I don't know what cosplayer
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>still no bf
explain
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>>41111408

Have you tried the bf vending machine? It only accepts slots.
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>>41111424
i have no sluts kind sir
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>>41111408
ask one anon here out and see how it goes
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>>41111548
wheres this one anon here?
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If you can catch me on my daily walk from my house to the gym to the dispensary to McDonalds I'm all yours
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>>41111556
Well you decide which one to pick and if they are a robot who still believes there are girls on this board they will answer most likely in the most autistic way
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>>41111588
>wanting a straight robot
most of them would fuck anything that has a vagina lol
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>>41111630
It doesn't have to be a vagina tho a hole can do the trick too like a cars exhaust pipe with some lube.

I just assumed that OP is girl and looking for ummm... a... "decent" robot?
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>>41111686
im not a girl
girls can find a robot bf easily
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>>41111712
Oh well then you have to work hard and maybe you will get somebody (why girls have it so easy???)
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>>41111754
its more like everyone is prison gay lol
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>>41111712
Now it depends, if you're a femboi or twink I think it'll be easier. If not you should still be able to find some gaybots or prison gays.
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>>41111754
Because on /r9k/ there is a high demand for girls even if below average.
Pretty much nobody wants to date some faggot from /r9k/ unless they were a cute twink or trap.
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>>41111921
what if im half cute
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>>41112258
Continue anon please...
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>>41112332
continue what?
i have my cute parts but im still a man
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>>41112389
Shut up and kiss me anon.
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>>41112543
only if you love me mr anon
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>>41112389
Well what type of guy are you looking for?
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>>41112852
im not too picky
if you like doing things together and youre not looking for sex only you should be fine :3
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>>41112999
Well that's nice, what are you're interest.
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>>41113185
usuall neet stuff
if you want to talk about that give me your contact
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>>41110562
Where did you get this picture and why did you crop my name out?
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Need more cute boys cosplaying Felix
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>where does one acquire a robot bf?
On /r9k/, duh. Worked for me.
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>>41114022
doesnt work on my pc
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>>41114070
Where are you from?
I can't reach across the Atlantic.
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>>41114125
why would that matter?
im from europeya
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>>41110562
ANSWER ME YOU FUCK
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>>41114469
not that guy, but looks like anzu
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Guys i think i want a bf but im not sure if im gay. How do tell?
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>want bf
>feminine boys are even more picky than women
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in a tomoko thread
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>>41114782
Just be cute dude that makes it so much easier
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>>41114674
Have you fallen in love with a guy before? Congrats, you're gay (or bi or whatever). If you haven't, there's no reasonable way to be sure.
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>>41114908
I dunno, i rarely find men attractive (although i have) but i really like dicks and want one in me.
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>>41114542
I meant the cat picture. Thanks anyway.
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>>41114908
Can I make myself gay? I absolutely detest women but get along fine with guys. However, I have never loved (excluding brotherly, no-homo love) or had a crush on a dude.
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anyone from Vancouver that wants to go out with a lonely white male bot
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>>41115848
I'm no expert, but I doubt it. If there's no sexual or romantic attraction, I don't think you can really force that. Or, well, you could maybe do some pavlovian thing where you make yourself fap to gay porn until it starts getting you hard, but it's hardly an optimal solution since it does nothing about the romantic part (if it even works).
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>>41115909
Im from vancouver. How old are you?
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>>41115208
then just use dudes as human dildos, it's degrading and hot as fuark
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>>41116047
How do i do this as an introvert, and how do i keep a gf while doing this
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>>41116096
get a gf (male)

duh
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>>41116291
How do i do this as an introvert
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>>41116364
be less introverted, become a gf (male) since they seem to find each other, cheat on your gf with men instead, ask your gf to let you get fucked by a guy while she watches, learn to like bfs (male) instead

I can't do all your thinking nya :3



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