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Cool and comfy November nights edition
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Anyone recommend good serial killer doc on YouTube?
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>>41113853
https://youtu.be/XhfYLJGmmy0
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hope you lads are all having very good evening
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Comes out on friday, can't wait, any other lads play DS, what games should I get? Any of you lads want to play games together?
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>Tara Tainton will never give you a kissing lesson and help you overcome your shyness
why even live lads
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Ok lads ill write out an explanation on who killed the girl in a second.

Any final guesses?
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>>41113899
I'd like one but it's a lot of money and I can only see myself playing the later gen pokemon games on it.
Shame that all DS emulators suck shit.
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>>41113899

New game or just a fancy looking DS lad?
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>>41113925
A teacher from school
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>>41113925
Ebin did it, thats why he's been low key lately
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>>41113899
Grown men play DS?
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>>41113925
Sex game gone wrong - she saw the lads, but neither intended to kill her.
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>>41113956
well, soy boys
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>>41113882

>Shipman has a good old day dispensing morphine at the surgery
>Comes home from work, Primrose has dinner waiting
>He walks past the TV on the way and the news catching his attention
>"Police in Gloucester say Man charged for murder has killer many more"
>pic related
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>>41113823
Lads, Tilde will be getting doxxed soon, are you excited?
>>41111862
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>>41113933
Aye, its not cheap, but I've never owned a DS before and this one looks fun (even if I cringe at owning a pokemon edition DS, I'm only going to play it in the house)

>>41113937
Its a fancy looking DS.

>>41113956
Grown men do what they want (within reason). I feel a little silly buying one, but I never had one as a kid and always wanted one. I'm a gymcell, so I need something to do on rest days and in between sets
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>>41113925

One of her friends being a jealous stacey. Shame I missed this quality britfeel came of cluedo
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>Be in lecture as usual
>Break time in between lecture, only like 5mins or so
>6/10 pencil thin weeb girl comes and sits on my jap
>Face goes red and everyone laughs
>She gets off after 10 seconds that feel like an eternity
>I've only spoken to her like three times

W-what did she mean by this
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>>41113925
She lost her bag the week before and she was killed by the piss icicle from an overhead plane which melted away.
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>>41113998


Looks good, but if you try and play it outside you will be forever labelled a manchild weeb

Id suggest a normal Ds and some Pokemon stickers if you really want the Pokemon theme going on
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>>41113923
>you will never win the lottery, relieving all money worries for the rest of your life, and somehow get isabella clark to fall in love with you and steal away to a comfy house in a snowy place to be your anal queen wife
why even live lads
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>>41114011
>sits on my jap
nice one
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>>41113853
You're limiting entertainment with sole serial killers. Try some basic murders instead fren.

Joanna Yeates (roast beef bitch) :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nJqbxSVNOA

Sara Payne (roast beef bitch II):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-pzfLq10hg

Any plans to join the murder club lad?
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>>41114045
>couldn't even clean her arse properly before the shoot
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Reminder that British Serial Killing is much more elegant and civilised than American Spree Killing
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>>41114045
Eugh. Imagine the smell. Clue: raw dung and death.
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>>41114011
should have told her you weren't finished when she got off you
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>>41114058
Have you seen her scenes lad? If there's one thing she's good at it's cleaning her arse out. Her scenes can get really hardcore and she's clean as a whistle.
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>>41114087
Then why is there a massive brown ring around her hole?
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>>41114092
That's shit and period lad.
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>>41114087
I can't watch any hardcore scenes, rough anal, any of that shit. It's disgusting
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>>41114092
That's the natural skin tone for literally everyone's asshole. It doesn't mean it's unclean. The only people who don't have that darker skin are people who bleach their anuses.
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>>41114104
Yeah which is fucking dirty.
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>>41114111

>Double 4111

Confirmed that Anal is shit tier porn
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Alright, Firstly i'm high as fuck right now so i literally just remembered this from my A level and im a bit rusty so fuck off.

It was a real case study from the early 2000's I think?

The killer was the English Boy, The hint was in his minor depression, none of you talked to his GP. He had stopped taking his medication and became extremely depressed. He was also very sadistic but never showed it hence he seemed like a "perfect guy". When he found out the girl was texting the other guy it pissed him off so he offed her. Althought it wasn't used in court there was suspicion he was radicalized as well.

The Iranian bit and the "far right" was just a shitty curveball lmao. I dont think it played in too much.

Thing is with the boy, he never got caught. The social media records/texting records like i Said showed he left off with her on a good foot and so he never was a massive suspect. The main suspect was the Polish lad as he was also jealous of the girl.

The girl didn't even reject the English lad lmao he was just pissed of thinking she was leading on him on, tbf she probably was from the way it sounds.

The killer was basically the photos the girl posted on whatever shit site they used back then which made him a suspect. They scoured his records and his alibi bought him down as they found holes in it that "he was at home" when a bus driver regular saw him get on a bus then saw the girl on the news a week later and somewhow took 8 fucking weeks to tell anyone.

The boy had actually killed himself soon after though as well. Im surprised none of you guessed the Polish lad anyway seemingly he was the main suspect not going out n all
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Reminder lads.

1st Corinthians 14:34
Let women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted them to speak, but to be subject, as also the law saith.
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>>41114111
Bloody beautiful digits ya got there lad
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>>41114121
>anal is shit tier
Well yeah, literally. I remember seeing this anal scene with Jenna Haze where she had a worm peeking out of her arsehole
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>>41114126
Very interesting. Thanks for taking the time to put on this little game.
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>>41114126
That was a really enjoyable 'whodoneit' lad, thanks.
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>>41114045
I know this feel lad. Wanting to take your atypical choice of porn waifu and live a comfy life together. My personal choice wouldn't be isabella clark, but I respect you for making that choice, she's a decent performer.
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>>41114137
Sorry, excuse me, what?
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Wheres the Tilde dox then lad?
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Anyone watching Ireland v Denmark? They're both so shit
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>>41114171
>he hasn't seen the jenna haze worm incident
hooooo boy you're in for a treat
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>>41114126

This is Elliot Rodger esque, I like it.

A lot of people don't know this, but Elliot Rodger was not the only, but indeed 3rd mass killer in Isla Vista, despite having a population of just 20,000 or so. One of them even specifically targetted women.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_Isla_Vista_killings

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thor_Nis_Christiansen
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>>41114163
>>41114167
Thanks, The boys crime was very flawed from the start, he lived too far away to create and alibi and the fact he was talking to her instantly made him a suspect and once you're a suspect he was abosuelty fucked.

We did an after-paper on it on how he could have gotten away with it, I forgot what i written but apparently nearly everyone failed it lmao.

The boy could literally not have gotten away with it unless he waited like months to cool down or something. How do you think he could have gotten away with it
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I just finished watching an episode of Shirobako. Reminds me why I like anime tbqh

>>41113899
I'll add you lad. Trying to decide between Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon atm haha
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>>41114137
lol i remember this, saw it on efukt
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>>41114186
Should be down the pub with all the taigs.
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>>41114137
>I remember seeing this anal scene with Jenna Haze where she had a worm peeking out of her arsehole


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QytKkaCIGGk
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>>41114126
SHENANIGANS
you said she has no bad relationships
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>>41114215

Hope Denmark win lads
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>>41114223
She didn't on the outside? Remember you're supposed to be a detective, The boy was very clever and purposely kept a good relationship with her even though he had planned to kill her for weeks
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>>41114210
I'll be going for Ultra Sun if that helps at all
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>>41114184
Trying to get it under 2mb, there is quite a lot and trying to compress it using only MS Paint is proving difficult
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>>41114230
You would you foreign king loving cunt.
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>>41114242
There is websites that can compress file sizes I think
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>>41114242
save as .gif

easy
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Have you had your soy milk today?
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>>41114171
A tapeworm peeks out of her a-hole and she shoves it back in. Can't find the scene at the moment, can someone help me out? It's a workout porno
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Evening lads, reckon I'll be cooking at 11 considering how long this mince is taking to defrost.
>>41114210
Looks cute, is it on CR?
>>41114230
Seconded despite not caring
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Christ the Law case is fucking me up now lads, how could he have gotten away with it? I just wanna fucking study now.
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>>41114233
bit miss leading though, because it was from the start of the investigation, the detective wouldn't know about her relations until he started asking around.
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>>41114269
part of me doesn't want to see this and the other part is very curious
Why would they upload that?
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>>41114308
Not really I gave out preliminary information as I can't exactly plan out a real case on a Mongolian image board. I made it quite easy in the end
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>>41114242
Mate just use the compressjpg or png2jpg sites. Taes 2 secs
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>>41114210
Do you still think Len is a cunt
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>>41114263
Got a new flatmate in the house and I found some soy milk in the fridge the other day. What should I do?
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>>41114333
its like in d&d if the gamemaster suddenly said, 'oh btw, those swords you bought are shit'
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>>41114358
pour it down the sink and then decant some semi-skinned into the carton
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Went to the gym for the first time in 2 months earlier. Chest and biceps but I kept it light, need to ease back into it. Just finished eating my edaname bean chicken noodle stir fry, very yummy lads. Things are looking up
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>A woman's outer genitals are proportionate to her lips. This is called self-mimicry and it helps attract males. Women call attention to their lips by wearing glossy or bright colored lipstick.

How true is this?
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This is my last....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zonkJY810fA
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>>41114209
I think it was only a matter of time, particularly with the bus driver coming forward, and I don't think he would have ultimately gotten away with it. I'm assuming this is a real life case? Tragic if true desu.
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>>41114358
Drink some desu
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>>41114439
This is an overdose...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCkf9phYjMc
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>>41114426
Not very in my small experience
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>>41114426
Total shite, lad.
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Might buy the King James bible, I've only read passages online

>And whatsoever mine eyes desired I kept not from them, I withheld not my heart from any joy; for my heart rejoiced in all my labour: and this was my portion of all my labour.
>Then I looked on all the works that my hands had wrought, and on the labour that I had laboured to do: and, behold, all was vanity and vexation of spirit, and there was no profit under the sun.
Ecclesiastes 2:10-2:11
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>>41114240
I was leaning towards that one. I got Moon last time.

>>41114280
Yup, that's how I'm watching it haha

>>41114357
Yes, but I don't know all the ins and outs of it so I'm uninformed

Interestingly, he's had a grudge against me even before I started posting here again. He's had me blocked on Steam for as long as I can remember. There's your lore for the day
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>>41114426
Women wear red lipstick because pale lips evoke a biological reaction in males that tells them the woman is not healthy. In an evolutionary sense healthy = attractive, so bright red lips are attractive to us because our lizard brains are fooled into thinking that the woman isn't anaemic and so can probably survive childbirth.
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>EIGG, SCOTLAND-The Scotsman reports that tests have confirmed that some 50 human bones discovered in Frances Cave on the island of Eigg belonged to a single teenager who lived between 1430 and 1620. The cave is also known as Massacre Cave, after a story of clan warfare said to have wiped out as many as 400 members of the Macdonald clan by their Macleod rivals in 1577. The Macdonalds are said to have retreated to the cave when the Macleods arrived on the island seeking revenge after several of their young men were tied up and returned to their boats for reportedly harassing the local girls. The Macleods are accused of setting a turf fire at the entrance to the cave that suffocated the hiding Macdonalds. "When post-excavation analysis has been completed we will discuss what happens next with the community on Eigg," said archaeologist Kirsty Owen of Historic Environment Scotland.
howling, scottish """culture"""
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ERIKSEEEEEEEN SMASH IT SON
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Hey guys

Got my trial in just over 12 hours

Lend me your strength!
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>tilde never got doxxed

lad must have shit himself because the mma fighter was not happy, what a faggot
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>>41114494
>There's your lore for the day

I think we'll be getting a lot more in about 5 minutes by the sounds of things
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>>41114516
I hope they sentence you to death
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>>41114516
I hope you go away for a looooong time sonny boy
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Hey /Britfeel/, look at this webm
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>>41114497
Where did you learn that, lad? Not saying it's bollocks but wanted to know if it's something you've heard or something you know to be fact.
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>>41114554
Serves puppy right for being an annoying little cunt
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>>41114554
Holy shit that husky was brutal. He was like 5 times the other dog's size too
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back in 2005 i was at a birthday party and got a bit too drunk to go back home (wasn't meant to be drinking at all)

so one of the girl's sister was like oh you can sleep in my bed. and i said no it's fine i'll take the sofa.

she insisted, she said the sofa is uncomfortable. so i'm like exactly, since you're letting me stay here i should be the one to have to endure the shitty couch.

then i remember her saying 'anon, we can both fit in the bed'. i said don't be silly, it's a single bed! and just ended up getting a blanket and sleeping on the sofa.

anyone else miss signs like this?
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>>41114494
Sweet, I'll check it out
>>41114554
Would unironically try to beat the heck out of that dog and then probably suffer the same fate as the small dog
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>>41114554
He bit through his spine

poor doggo
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>body builders
>make threats

>mma lads
>stop threats from happening
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>>41114585
Damn nigga. I know those party feels.

I once was drunk at a party being an attention seeker sitting in the girl's bath. She came in and got in with me and laid on top of me.

'anon you could fuck any girl here'

Got out the bath.
Didn't fuck anybody.
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>>41114555
When I was at uni I did a fairly generic biomed degree and part of one module we looked at how genes were conserved across generations. Obviously there was a bit of general discussion of evolution and the lecturer tried to get us to consider how evolutionary behaviours arose and this was one example. So I don't have a concrete source, but I have no reason to doubt it and from my own knowledge it makes a decent amount of sense.
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someone fucked me over lads and im not gonna let them get away with it. give me some ideas
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>>41114585
I did that one time too lad, the girl ended up basically dragging me into bed before I got the hint.
I then proceeded to fuck it all up massively and cum all over myself before we'd even started. Possibly my most pantsu on head retarded moment, and to top it off she stole a t-shirt off me.
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>>41114593
Why though? That dog is just following its nature, it doesn't know what it's doing.
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Here you are lads, the document.

>>41114256
Huh, that worked.

>>41114519
Here you are lad.
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If you don't like what we tell you to believe, we'll kill you.

*rock music plays*

If you can name the music I'll paypal you fifty quid.
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>>41114622
>mma soyboys
>doing anything but sucking eachother off and getting beat up by dyels
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>>41114655
haha, what an epic ruse my friend
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>>41114460
Poser try hard.
This is on the coast....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFayp4W8cEk
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>>41114655
God tier posting lad, you've earned it
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41114655

>tilde literally saved by mma
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>>41114631
Hmm, interdasting. Thanks for clarifying. I think it's pretty speculative and tend to assume stuff like that is probably not that accurate, but then I don't think it's unreasonable either.
I remember hearing once that it was simply that people find kissing attractive, so drawing attention to the lips can make you more attractive as a result. Again, not source-able, just something I heard.
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>>41114655

>I actually split the gif to see the original frame

It was nothing either
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Drinking soymilk effects

>Increased Breast Size
>Overly Emotional
>Estrogen Increase
>Sudden urge to start doing MMA
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>>41114656
It was just something that one of their friends came up with for the show. Trust me I've asked around to try and find this plus the FTN intro music but that's the only answer I've found.

>tfw bulbasaur got doxxed and never returned
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>>41114704
Sign me up lad
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Doers anyone else think lectures shouldn't be compulsory? Its just 50 minutes of someone chatting shit they don't give you time to understand because they're rushing off some crappy powerpoint while faggots in the seat behind you talk about banal shit because they're just as bored as you are.

Seriously, lectures are becoming a massive hindrance. I don't learn anything from them and I have 25 hours of this shit per week, its massively interfering with my study time because they finish so late. Today I was happily studying on my own, then I had to go to lectures and didn't learn anything, and the 3 hours I had to spend in there broke my concentration. Seriously, fuck lectures, they're completely useless, but trust some faggot professor to chase you down if you attend them and threaten to kick you out.
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>>41114704
>>41114655

>Being this salty that he had to stop his doxx because he was afraid of mma

embarrassing tbqh
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>>41114650
>Unprovoked, walks over to the small dog and tears it up like a kid at christmas
>Defending it because it's nature
Besides coming from the perspective of "if that poor thing were my dog" I would be absolutely livid which is why I posted that. Made me pretty sad to see it twitching which really pulled at the heart strings
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Love MMA

Simple as
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>>41114659
>body builders
>doing anything but bum each other in the gym showers
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>>41114737
MMA is indeed embarrassing tbqh
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>>41114722
It honestly depends on your lecturer lad. I had very similar experiences with a few of mine, but mostly it was beneficial to me because the majority of lecturers would go into a lot more detail than what they wrote on the slides and would answer questions and really get people to think about things.
But yeah, lecturers who just read off the slide should be gassed.
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>>41114719
Is this The Daily Shoah? I gave one of the eps a listen and it bored me to shit
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>>41114554
I-I can't watch, sorry lads.
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Love clingfilm

Simple as.
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>>41114554
little dog challenged the big dog
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>>41114765
i would shut up if i was you lad, you dont want the mma lads to start counting, already made you shit yourself once lmao
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>>41114585
i've never been to a party or hung around with girls before so I've never had any signs to miss
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>>41114650
school shooter did it because its in his nature
didn kno wot he woz doin
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>>41114554
Did the dog die?
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ever been led on by a girl lads?
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>>41114769
What episode? Some are absolutely fantastic but some can be really dull. One of the most recent ones, 214 I think was one of their worst ever, but 219 was fucking great. They have a swathe of top-tier episodes around the episode 90-110 mark. Give those a listen.
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>>41114761
Is bodybuilding the gayest sport? Admiring men's bodies wearing nothing but tiny speedos

And this is coming from someone who enjoys bodybuilding
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>Tilde's sigh of relief right now
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>>41114554
think the dog will be okay they're pretty tough things
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>>41114755
Tilde confirms, MMA is for trannies and soyboys
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>>41114809
Do you really think that animals have free will the way we do? Or maybe we don't have free will
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>>41113823
>sent message at 1pm
>hasn't even been opened yet

WHY NOT
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>>41114823
rugby is fucking gay. maybe wrestling's the worst. got to have AIDS to do any of that shit
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>>41114840
current state of mma trannies
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>You uh, fancy going for a drink? Say Saturday?

How's that?
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>>41114767

>>41114767

Its not even really the lecturer's fault desu, there's 250 people in my class and they've got 50 minutes to go over lots of shit. I couldn't do it, if you told me to teach 1 person squeeze theorem from scratch in 50 minutes I'd say its not possible, let alone 250 people. But they expect it from them. Its just completely impersonal and useless to me.
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>>41114856
texting a cheeky girl lad?
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So how's everyone doing

I was doing fine till some shit lord parked up near by leaving the reafer running
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I've just had the most horrible epiphany here lads
>tfw you realise ben shepherd, dan walker etc. are chads and all probably had fun and got laid at uni
>susanna reid probably got with countless chads and was never let down by people
>tfw you realise you're going to see the annoying normies and roasties you're at uni with on the news when they become presenters
>tfw you realise they'll still be smiling condescendingly at you, just though a tv

fuck this existence seriously
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>>41114877
>you uh
Please no lad. Just be direct
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>>41114877
Get rid of the "uh" women hate the uncertainty, looks like lack of confidence.

You're going into soyim territory here, careful lid
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>>41114855
if a wild animal just walks over and kills its kin then there is an issue and if a domesticated animal walks over and does that to something it has been introduced to theres an issue and probably a lack of socialisation
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>>41114889
Did you call your truckboys to sort him out?
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>>41114895
>>41114903

The reason it's there is so that she realises I'm about to ask a question, I think it's called a vocalised pause. Otherwise the question is over in a second and she might not even realise what I've asked.
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>Tilde confirms, MMA is for trannies and soyboys

heh
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>>41114877
No. you do not write literally as you would speak. That is autistic anon
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just had a really eggy fart lads
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>>41114890
>He watches TV

lad..
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>>41114916
Omg you fucking soyboy, just fucking ask her. Most women can even spell vocalised
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>>41114924
did ye cup n huff lad
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>>41114928
>he's never watched the news or football

I'm understanding considering where we are, but come on...
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>>41114931
I've been skirting around this for too long, over a month I think. It's time I just asked.
What's the worst that could happen?
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>>41114904
>if a wild animal just walks over and kills its kin then there is an issue
You're just projecting your own morality onto the rest of the animal kingdom. Hate to break it to you but other animals do not think like animals, plenty of them kill their own children for whatever reason, either because they're the runt of the litter and wouldn't make it or because the parent is hungry. It's not an 'issue'
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*blocks your path*

>i-i know mma y-you know
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>>41114907
No what ya take me for

And Amy's there is a sign up saying
>>reafer units must be turned off at 9pm
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>>41114931
stop calling people soyboys when you're a soft lad
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>>41114952
Sounds exactly the same as what i did i even did the whats the worst that can happen post on r9k, we actually went out but she turned out to be a massive cunt
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>>41114916
Listen to this person >>41114921
The 'uh' is only semi acceptable in real life conversation because people pause when they speak. When you're typing just ask the fucking question
>Fancy going for a drink on Saturday?
Short and direct.
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*flexes in the mirror*

>i do weight training, you soyboy
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>>41114991
I typed out what I would say. I'm not going to ask her out over text - that's gay.
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Anyone elses dad just talk at them for about an hour a day about how much they hate their life?
fucking had enough lads, this house is making me feel down more than anything in my life
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>>41114967
Alri soy boy
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Post hard lad music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpKAZ3-POow
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Fucking disgraced by Wigan. So many fucking slavs it's untrue.
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>>41114956
I will give you that but in terms of domesticated animals the point is very valid and the act wasnt done out of desperation and not from aggression because it walked over and killed the pup then fucked off like nothing happened
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confessions lads, i'll start:

once i stuck a pump up my arse and used it. Felt disappointingly boring
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>>41115015

Most of ours have fucked off, thankfully
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>>41115005
alri nu-male
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>>41114996
I bet the heaviest thing you've lifted in your life is a pint of soymilk
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>>41115028
Fucking cunts walk around in packs here.
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>>41115023

I kissed a married woman once, we were gonna fuck too, but she backed out.
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>it's another weak s o y i m
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>>41115038
i bet the heaviest think you've lifted is your piss bottle on the way to your kekistan meet up
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how did you get into music?
i've tried but i just don't get it
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>>41115052
but le slavs are saviour of the white race you cuck
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>>41115052

You wouldn't believe how much of an improvement we've had since brexit, we're down from 5 to 2 Polish shops, and you won't even see them everyday. I think the population has fallen from about 5,500 to 2,000 last I heard
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>>41115023
shoved a carrot up my arse to use as a dildo. then after i was finished i washed and ate it
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>>41114952
Also post the result most women will reply within like 5 minutes, they're fucking glued to their phones
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>Heh, Kid, I'll protect this fair maiden with my Mixed Mongtial Arts
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Is it alright if I start the Yakuza franchise with Yakuza zero?
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>>41115015
Slavs are the last bastion of Europe though
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toxic masculinity, lads.
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>>41115089
>Last seen today at 19:04

But no I'm asking her in real life, that's why I wrote out the uh.
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>>41115075
Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Ever so possibly. Maybe the super religious Christian Poles might be of use, but it's doubtful.
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>>41115023
I was staying with this girl in her nans house once. One time we found she had some lube in her bathroom cabinet, presumably for gross old people sex. We used it for bum things and then put it back.
To this day I feel intense shame looking her nan in the eye.
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>>41115102
lel why would he be wearing a strap on? how emasculating
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Just got a soy latte lads, feeling zesty today
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>>41115107

Slavs are niggers with pale skin
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>>41115102
He's more likely to be an anti mma, soy drinking lefty though. What is this weird meme?
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>>41115135
Slavs are not even Europeans.
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>n-no im not fat, i will protect the white race with my strength from power lifting
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>>41115113
Ouch, Sorry lad. Still don't say "uh" I mean it doesn't make much difference anyway if a women wants to go out with you she is gonna care you said "uh"
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>>41114210
I want to play with you! D-do you like Rowlett?
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>>41115135
Found the leftypol numale.
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I regret telling you soyboys about soyboys why did i post the metro article.
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>why yes i am masculine and the savior of the white race
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>>41115119
I was parroting /pol/ bs lad
it's not true
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>>41115072
You don't get music? You might be autistic lad

When I was about 12 my brother showed me a lot of music, Eminem, Audioslave, Lostprophets, Linkin Park, Placebo. And then from there I developed my own taste by listening to stuff online, reading /mu/ and other music blogs
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>>41115130
Nice one, finish your MMA lesson as well?
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>>41115180
>thinks he is masculine
>never post his virginity
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>>41115135
You really need to spend less time on /pol/ lad. They're white and largely conservative and religious.
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>>41115187
>>41115151
Just stop you normie faggot, you don't get it kekistani aren't ethnonationalist.
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>>41115181
we were talking about soy boys before that, stop being so egotistical. your soy is showing
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Hey lads, I really hate pakies, will I fit in here?
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>>41115187
>hahahahaha, get a load of this soyboy!
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>>41115191
There may be an element of truth though. Poles fucking kill mussies in Poland - no messing about. We could use them in that respect when the Islamic civil war breaks out.
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>>41115181
I for one have enjoyed our soyposting lad. Sure it'll die down soon though.
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>>41115127
Do you think that picture is real?
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Southerners = soyboys
simple as
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>>41115230
Britfeel is a Pakistani Nationalist General mate
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>>41115219

I have barely posted on /pol/ since 2014.

They might be '''white''', but who cares, they are still foreign, and worse than many non-white foreigners
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>>41115247
northerners can only afford skimmed milk
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>>41115172
I chose tranny seal but I love Rowlet too. Decidueye is quite cool with his typing but Primarina appeals to me more haha
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>>41115187
Your 47 years are showing
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>>41115187
My hair is a little bit longer than the guy's in the bottom left

Missed dinner, had a nap instead. So sleepy... It's good to actually feel sleepy in the evening rather than at 6 AM.
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>>41115209
I get this le reference :P
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Northeners = inbred smack monkeys
South Easteners = soycunts
South Westeners = Ubermesnch Based Men
Midlands = not real
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>>41115230
Very much possibly lad. What are your views on the Union flag?
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>>41115240
never happen
they have that JP2 catholicism whilst we have the church of england
i'm sure you have seen the article of the CoE school recently
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>>41115249
Aw shit, I guess that bit was kinda implied in the "brit" part of the name, anyway, have a good one you subhuman scum
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>>41115256
>they are still foreign
I was talking about Europe though? Sounds like you're saying Slavs don't belong in the UK but you're also calling them niggers
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>>41115275
t. inbred farmer and cornish independence propagator (aka not british)
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>>41115264
>claims to be the savoir of the white race
>never had a women tough his willy
>Calls people soy boy online

alri cuck
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>>41115283
It's a joke you fucking reddit subhuman
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Is there anything more annoying and pathetic than people whose 'interests' define them? Like people who try and dress a certain way or want to attach themselves to one music genre? Fucking hate cunts like that so much it actually makes me want to kill them
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>>41115256
>worse than many non-white foreigners

But, that's simply not true. Eastern Euros contribute to the economy while non eu migrants take out of the economy. The disingenuous soygoy strikes again
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>>41115260
Fuck off you lying creep
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>>41115294

They have nigger-tier behaviour
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>>41115267
Just wanted to say sorry about earlier, I kind of went nuts at you and that wasn't cool. I could have made my point better.
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>>41115299
Remind us how you have a wife's son
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>>41115307
I recognise where that image came from no less
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>>41115307
>Eastern Euros contribute to the economy while non eu migrants take out of the economy.
t. remainer
if you lived around them you would know differently
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How true is the "rounds thing"

Like pretty much every women has multiple guys messaging them at once and she takes turns replying to them and shit.
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>>41115278
Wales and Scotland should both belong to England. We should fly St George's Cross instead.

>>41115304
Aye, keep your tits on lad. Just having you on.
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>>41115307

>Contribute to the economy

If you're gonna regurgiate a buzzphrase, you should explain what you even mean by that. They have a lower GDP per capita than natives
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alright have to ask, where did the Xi lore originally come from?
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>>41115337
I do live around them. And I much prefer it to when I lived in South London....much
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>>41115307
>that jiggly stomach and thighs
Tilde take a page out of this tranny's book. I remember seeing his pics and they were pretty hot, shame I deleted my tranny folder
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>>41115267
What do you think about the moral implications of /Britfeel/ posting? I think if we look truly deep into ourselves we can see the foreboding shadow of ourselves looking back which then projects and manifests itself into the emotions we pour out here. Speaking from an academic and logic standpoint I think my morals and force overwhelm the unintelligent rabble in this thread. Nobody is yet to best me, Crona. In debate yet.
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>>41115298
>implying im a corncuck

nice on inbred smack monkey, devvo got your latest batch of brown then?
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>>41115338
I learnt about his when I would occasionally sit next to women in lectures
non-stop notifications from every social media app and tinder
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>>41115306
they are obviously doing it because they want some sort of identity, people do it all the time.
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>>41115338
i mean im a guy and i do that on grindr/tinder. its just a question of logistics. obviously stop after you go on like 2 dates with someone.
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>>41115356
>natives
What's your definition of a native?
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>>41115357

A combination of about 3-5 people in britfeel learning Chinese, and a healthy dose of traditional britfeel autism
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>>41115366
t. inbred devon inhabitant
your region is almost as deprived as mine you retard
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>>41115388
>3-5

you mean 1
just you
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>>41115330
I'm sorry too lad, I shouldn't have been so hostile to you. It wasn't right of me to vent my own internal conflict onto you. You were only trying to help that guy. I'm glad that we were able to resolve our dispute though, and understand the way each other was feeling.
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>>41115386

White British, but if you want to use UK citizens, the same still applies
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Only gone and doxxed Tilde haven't I lads.
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>>41115400
are you gay or bi lad?
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>>41115354
>Wales and Scotland should both belong to England. We should fly St George's Cross instead.

Hmm. I don't think this place is for you mate.
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>>41115260
>tranny seal
Predictable, but thats fair. Usually I pick water starters however this time was an exception as I reallly like owls, so Decidueye line really stood out to me.
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no you haven't honestly stop bullshitting or post proof
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>>41115229
Literally wasn't post proof if so.
>>41115242
Meh i guess it's has it's moments and you only like it cause you are one.
Did you like any of my recommended shows.
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>>41115395

Nah, at least 4 confirmed if you count Tilde although he's no longer learning, probably 1-2 more as well
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JUST WANT TO LIVE IN THE FUCKING WOODS ALREADY FUCK SOCIETY IT'S A LET DOWN
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>>41115431
Nah
just you
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>>41115373
>>41115379
Fuck me I kind of knew already but thats grim. How do i win out this game, I try not to text her too much and just save it for asking her out
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>>41113823

nice pic lad!
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>>41115438

Who has rustled your jimmies tonight?
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>>41115408
I can't post links here but your wrong. Eastern Europeans contribute more than UK born Pakis and blacks...a lot more. Reminder:80% of Muslims over 18 unemployed
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>>41113823

In a future edition of OP image, we should have a mollusc sliding along the pavement
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post some melancholy music lads
I need to feel
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>>41115386
Indigenous white British obviously. I.E. no coons, pakies, EE's or any other creed or colour. Not fucking obvious?
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>>41115461
>UK born Pakis and blacks

I said Natives contribute more, and UK citizens on average contribute more, they drap down GDP per capita
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>>41115426
>>>41103740 thread before you posted
>ctrl+f soy 39 reults
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>>41115338
I was recently talking to a female friend and she told me women time their replies, you take 5 minutes they take ten you take 1 minutes they then decide how long to wait, they don't just reply when they've seen it
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>>41115479
>tfw born here but half white, half non-paki asian
feels bad man
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>>41115461
>80% of Muslims over 18 unemployed
doubt.jpeg
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>That one Australian who posts in britfeel, goes around Sydney ripping down posers and hates Xi posting
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>>41115473
>Being so defined by someone dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuGUWqDdUH0
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Who actually wins the sausage fest texting game then? Best looking guy or the one thats the least desperate
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>still no doxes been dropped
gee I wonder why
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>>41115473
Best album cover of all time too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qInkvBaKcvk
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>>41115501
alri daniel san
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>>41115501
>half non-paki asian

Chinese? Chinese is fine. Not British but I like Chinese. Very smart and respectful.
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>>41115496
Yes and i posted the articles about it and brought it up also in the thread before at one.
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>>41115473
>abra cadabra I fucked up my life, if I did it once I'll do it twice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntNCZy1wiYE
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>>41115531
literally who
>>41115537
half SEA lad
>inb4 how much was ur mum jokes
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>>41115362
Hypothetically speaking, how would one go about getting thicc?

Just hypothetically though!

>>41115423
Oh I love owls too, Noctowl's one of my favourites. I usually go for the grass starter but I like almost all of them

I'll drop my FC here at some point
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>>41115522
got some right here apparently
>>41115411
>>41115492
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>>41115510
Excellent article full of facts and links on the cost of Islamic immigration: https://themuslimissue.wordpress.com/... New Government Rules on Unemployment: https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads... Government Response to the Women and Equalities Committee Report on Employment opportunities for Muslims in the UK: https://www.parliament.uk/documents/c...

Have a cheeky read, lad.
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>>41115414
I am bisexual, but would only have a relationship with a man. I think I'm more sexually attracted to guys than girls as well. I've struggled myself with the question of whether I'm fully gay or not. I actually feel guilty about and have tried to suppress my lingering heterosexual feelings. I feel guilty about them because I feel mistrust and derision towards women. It would be easier if I was fully gay, but no matter how hard I try I have to be honest with myself and confess that I am still a little attracted to women. Funny isn't it? Most people try to repress homosexual feelings, but I'm the other way around.
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>>41115559
oh fuck off with your attention seeking bullshit
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>>41115531
Pretty sure Daniel doesnt post here matey.
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>>41115558
>half SEA

You're ok, lad.
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>>41115591
Sweep that pigeon shit up, you old hag
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>>41115589
Hmm, I thought black lives mattered...
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>>41115564
I'm saying he's posting about doxes but dropping nothing because he hasn't dox'd anyone, he's just trying to farm (you)s
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>>41115577
Just dress girly and take some britfeel cock and drink soy.
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>>41115559
sometimes i wish i was not on a cut. I WANT CHOCOLATE
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>>41115549
thats funny because there was even a post in the thread before that one
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>tfw she has suddenly stopped replying
I can deal with nogf, in fact that is totally fine by me. But this is really shit. So close and yet so far and all that

Time to get a bottle of whisky from the shop
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>>41115558
>>41115596
t. daniel san
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>>41115559
BUUUUUUUUUULK
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG

Also squats and hamstring curls. Join the gym, you could become an insta whore and make a lot of money
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>>41115559
Tilde I find it hard to believe you have a pair of stonkers like that
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>>41115656
Post the texts lad, we've all been there
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>>41115650
it was most likey me, be on here since 5am
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>>41115662

He's half jap, not half SEA
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>>41115591
for all the shit stirring he apparently does the threads are v comfy with him here
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>>41115574
Thanks for posting sources lad, I'll give these a read. Always doubt people when they cite statistics without a source
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>>41115559
>grass
Very hit or miss for me desu, prefer the ones that arent just big flowers but gen 3 onwards made them a lick more interesting.
>that image
Please dont give me my own chub right now lad
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Thicc is just fat girls trying to convince themselves they aren't fat
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>>41115656
no worries lad, there'll be more.
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>>41115681
No he is half Malaysian.
Have you even watched his videos?
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>>41113823
Lads, I've a question. Is there a cheap alternative to food that won't kill me two weeks in? I've been looking up powders you dissolve in water but I don't want to give some yank kike from silicon valley my money.
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>>41115692
Understandable, lad. Also subscribe to a British Youtuber called Mark Collett. Great guy
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[Insert something to garner some form of attention or sympathy. Gather subject from Work, Family or Girl clothes]

>>41115677
[Insert low effort reply to one anonymous post so that it appears as if I actually care about other people here]
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>>41115426
Fair point.
Did you not see my reply? I really like Murphys Law and I enjoyed what I've seen of Cracker, though I've not seen it in ages. I need to check out Hornblower as I know absolutely nothing about it. Thanks for the suggestions, you've got good taste.
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>>41115722
>cheap alternative to food

no
your best bet is bulk buying staple foods
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>>41115662
who the fuck is that lad
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Just took some sleeping pills lads, see you space cowboys
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>>41114655
ayy lmao lad
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>>41115683
Yeah when there aren't other people stealing his attention, then he goes fucking mental posting anonymously.
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>>41115750
you're going to miss the bus in the morning
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>mfw thinking about tilde hurtin

i love her and you cunts should stop bullying her
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>>41115734
No i didn't sharpe is good and hornblower is kind of like sharpe meets master and commander.
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>>41115400
Water under the bridge, it's a sensitive topic for both of us I guess. I'm glad too.
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>>41115764
I've got no buses to take lad, just dreams now
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>>41115739
I've heard of mixing salt,sugar, citric acid and bicarb of soda with some flavouring could work but I don't know if anyone's completely replaced food with it.
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>>41115669
>>41115559
My cummies on Tilde's waifu's stonkers
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Does Tilde's desusan smell like flowers?
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>>41115776
I wondered where you went! Thought I'd put my foot in my mouth or something. I'll look into them both, thanks fren
What you up to tonight then? Just browsing?
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>>41115774
he's a malicious cunt who needs a punch
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>>41115811
This Quip belongs to Ship 2
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>>41115677
To be honest it was mostly chatting about normal day to day stuff, no flirty stiff even though we have gone out for drinks a few times. Then suddenly radio silence.

>tfw should have kissed her after the last date
>>41115707
Cheers lad. At the moment this bottle of highland park is good enough, feeling pretty comfy actually. Loud music helps
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>>41115705
Mostly agree with you, but the thicc ones that take care of their body are quite something, usually quite toned etc.
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I've spent a fucking fortune on an online Indian pharmacy since I realised that was a thing. Fuck.
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>>41115774
I want to protect her from all the bullies here too, i'd take a light slap for her
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>>41115819
His arsehole does not smell like flowers. No one's does
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>>41115828

Absolutely not, although the desk does look very similar
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>>41115644
How much you trying to cut by? It'll taste better once you've reached your target

>>41115664
I found some trap guide I was meant to follow a while ago. I don't think I can eat big yet but I can start doing some exercises

>>41115669
They are bigger than I was expecting, visible through most of my clothes >_<

>>41115695
My favourite lines are probably
>Bulbasaur
>Chikorita
>Treecko
>Piplup
>Tepig
>Froakie
>Popplio
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>>41115825
I thought the same and nothing much just talking to britfeel and my biscordie hoe's.
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I wish god was real. It is retarded if he judges us for human actions when we dont know what will happen after death. Why not be a selfish cunt if none of it matters, but how can i know i wont be judges if i am?
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>>41115894
I would like to see a pic of you. Then I can decide whether to lust after you more comprehensively. Please understand.
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>>41115885
don't forget he takes laxatives constantly, pukes his guts up so his teeth will fucking reek and look like gravestones and works in a fucking greggs

he probably sweats grease
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what the fuck is this infatuation with serial killers all of a sudden lads, have i missed some (((scoops))) on the big BBC
if so, were they muzzies?
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>finally get a job interview
>it conflicts with an unavoidable engagement
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>>41115861
>toned
Then they're not thicc lad. This is what I'd call thicc
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>>41115896
Just crossed wires I guess! Glad we were both wrong.
Yeah I'm doing the same, don't feel like playing or watching anything right now. I-is that discord? I don't speak your meme language desu
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>>41115267
Stop trying to turn lids gay corona
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>>41115941
What engagement lad?
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>>41115894
Fuck off you manipulating attention seeking cunt

Don't act all nice and flirty when you've admitted to being the type to lie about being raped, tried to paint fucking ebin as treating you like a 'battered housewife' and post shit about others anonymously.

You're a disgusting person
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>>41115705
>tfw have a thing for chubby grills
>tfw not into actual fat grills
>tfw all chubby grills end up fat or anorexic long term
Can't win lads
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>>41115933
>what the fuck is this infatuation with serial killers all of a sudden lads

Are you fresh off the boat from reddit?
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>>41115862
what site Iad?
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>>41115894
>They are bigger than I was expecting, visible through most of my clothes >_<
Tilde's massive tits for those who haven't seen them yet
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>Too late for arranged marriages and submissive, loving wives
>Too early for sex androids and bringing your waifu to life
Truly the worst timeline...
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>>41115983
no i just never stray further than /fit/ or /lit/
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>>41115941
Nothing wrong with asking for a different date, usually they can move it to the next day or something if you have a good reason and ask respectfully.
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>>41115989
what the fuck is that supposed to be?

dolmio day
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>>41115958
That at first glace is alright, not my idea of perfect but quite decent. But then you realise little tricks like the fact she likely has her panties pulled right up to cover her fupa.
>>41115990
>Not just accepting the fact you will never find a true significant other who loves you for you in your entirety and who you can reciprocate the feelings for
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Dinner time, lads
Rate my dinner
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>>41115988

alldaychemist, m8. It's cheap but delivery times seem a bit random - first parcel took about 3 weeks, then the next one was 4 days. The one I'm waiting for at the moment was ordered a week ago and hasn't been posted yet
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>>41116022

Might wanna cook those Tianbao before you eat them lad
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>>41116022
>Not adding Soy Sauce
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>>41115962
Yes it is and i know this feel i usually just sleep and hope for lewd or fun dreams.
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>>41116022
>That one sad drip of the sauce on his bland noodles
Are we related?
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>>41116002
so you're a newfag to britfeel
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>>41116013
I have no idea, he posted it on his blog ages ago. Looks like Lara Croft's cone tits back in the day
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>>41115837
>tfw we went out and i feel the texting going stale

How do i make my texting more interesting
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>>41116019
Oh I've accepted it anon.
Doesn't mean I can't be sad about it.
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>>41115980
mate ebin blackmailed him into deleting all his steam pals except for ebin himself

you can see where the housewife thing comes from
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>>41116033
I had a right lewd dream last night lad. Won't go into details but would dream again
I only tried Discord out for the first time like a week ago, I still find it kind of confusing because I'm retarded or something
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>>41116022
>snapchat
>my
but anyone CHEEKY little nandos sauce there mate
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>>41116053
yes. only check /r9k/ once in a blue moon since it is reddit incarnate.
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>>41116070
He didn't blackmail shit out of him, tilde did it on his own accord because he fucked up and wanted to claw back his reputation.
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I spent my game theory lecture watching the asian girl infront of me do underwear shopping, best moment of my life tbqh. It's all downhill from here.
>>41116022
>snapchat
-10/10 for you deano
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>>41116073
oh ok i would love to hear about this lewd dream desu, post addy if you want ill fren you
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>>41116070
>Tilde admitted he flirted with these other steam friends and wanted their validation
>Ebin asks Tilde to delete these people
Very understandable from Ebin's pov
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>>41116090
this is britfeel lad, we are different from the rest of r9k. we have our own culture
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>>41116110
>underwear shopping in a lecture full of people
What a slag
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>>41116058
>managed to make the feels jump in severity
>>41116110
Bit pervy lad what are you like?
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>>41116056
It is much harder than talking in person, when you flirt in person it seems natural and fine, but over text it seems overly suggestive. I play it too safe and then this happens. Suppose I should have made a move when in person, oh well. Maybe she will reply...
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is this thicc or fat lads? either way i'd fuck the shit out of her
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>>41115267
>My hair is a little bit longer than the guy's in the bottom left

pls be in Glasgow
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>>41116165
thicc is just a subset of fat where they are still attractive
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>>41116028
is it legal? i don't want the local bobby showing up with my parcel
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To be hasty, I am now an atheist and still a kid so I accept that death is the end and that's that. Initially, my mom told me of heaven and hell and how to be good and all that. However, there were some "holes" in my religion where I wondered WTH is going on? So many contradictions. I started to wonder if it was all a lie and felt scared to die. At one point, I was so frustrated with the propaganda and felt that I didn't belong in my family or community, so that led to me disassociating with my family members and others. I wanted to know if there was a way to have my consciousness survive (let's say another religion.) I read about others and saw all these catastrophes and no divine intervention and saw just how muddled that morality was. I just stopped because even to this day, I see religion as a social construct and/or a mechanic to let society survive. Religion numbs feelings and morality so yea, I'm an atheist.
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>>41116165
She's a downright fatty lad, don't know who shes trying to fool trying to compress all that fat down into her body, it's already trying to burst out into her environment as it stands
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>>41116143
i want to be a part of this. it feels like home
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>>41116213
give it up tilde lad this is pretty boring
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>O2 ad about cracked screen replacement
>there's a couple of poofs kissing in it for no particular reason

why do we have to see that
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>>41116022
>that dinner
Sad! This was mine tonight, tasted better than it looked too.
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>>41116225
Get a trip and start on HRT, no way to fit in otherwise. Don't forget to avatarfag as an anime girl.
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>>41116123
I'd share it with you happily, but won't I get a bunch of robots hounding me if I posted it here?
And in the dream I was in this big plaza looking place, standing on this raised bit with someone at the edge of it. They were leaning against the wall over looking the plaza, and I was giving them a bit of a cheeky reach around while the people bellow just went about their evening. I kept having to shush them and put my hand over their mouth and stuff, so that no one would notice. Got me right hot under the collar.
Feels weird posting that on /britfeel/.
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>>41116249
STOP FLIPPING MY PICTURES YOU STUPID CUNT
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>>41116153
had a bit of a gaywatch incident too
>nice black guy that sat next to me last lecture and initiated some conversation comes to sit next to me
>asks me if he can "get in there"
>I say yes, then get up and ask if I should "come out" (freudian slip, I meant out of the row)
>he goes errr yeah
>I get up and try to get out
>he doesn't back out to make space, but instead grinds past my ass
>decides to lie down during the lecture and his face gets dangerously close to my crotch
help I'm going to be gorilla'd
>>41116151
it was really cute how she looked over her shoulder before opening V's
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>>41116249
>>41116022

>eating literal gook food instead of something english

I want soyboys to leave
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>>41116249
>tasted better than it looked too
Wouldn't be hard lad
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>>41116238
they are trying to make gay a complete norm.
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>>41116258
>Don't forget to avatarfag as an anime girl.

This part is CRUCIAL!!

Even if you are a horrid person, with freakish alien features, rotten teeth from vomiting for years, hanging arsehole from all the laxatives you take, hands the size of planets and feet like a circus clown an anime avatar can cover that up!

Don't forget to completely change your personality based on the zeitgeist of the thread.
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>>41116279
No soy sauce was added to my meal, only chilli! English food is shit anyway
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>>41116238
propaganda

>>41116258
ok.
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>>41116309
>Obese man got a boyfriend from here because he pretended to be an anime girl
Truly amazing.
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>>41116309
alright len bit triggered aren't we?
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>>41116308
google doggy diapers
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>>41116322
t.achmed al kebabi
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>>41116295
Fast forward to 2070: State Enforced Homosexuality
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>>41116325
See! It's tried and tested
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>>41116265
No not really, once you know it's me just block everyone else and very noice.

Delete comment after i replied to.
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>>41116325
It really is a fascinating time to be alive isn't it?
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>>41116274
>that entire gaywatch story
Can't help but laugh lad, I'm afraid this is going to have to go on record. Shall be keeping a close eye on you lad for any more slip ups which may allure lads into your dark zone
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>>41116213
good meme haha

>>41116165
she's fat but i'd fuck her

>>41116022
fucking bland
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>>41116308
Lol retard dog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT3gkwGCQyg

REEEEE DEANO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I want to put my benis inside Tildes big, shapely bum
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>>41116346
probably the best generation will see being gay as a proper normal thing, people wont even question it.
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>>41116392
Delete this, we took her in after she was thrown out when her vagoo stopped working after six years. She doesn't know how to live but she's trying.
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>>41116373
Hnggg been looking for a gif of this forever, the motion when she laughs in that scene reminds me of a typewriter or something
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My pigeon is omniscient
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>>41116423
delete this now soy boi
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>>41116274
is he taller and more manly than you? That's pretty hot Sophieposter
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>>41116373
>dark zone
NOOO I'M GETTING FLASHBACKS
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>>41116430
'ello 'ello aren't planning to steal a mans waifu are we lad?
She is quite adorable there though
As always
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Mortified #0277 for anyone who missed it. Add him on discord
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>>41116477
Sure, I'm friendly enough and it's just a burner anyways
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>>41116420
Ah fuck I was just messing around but now I feel really bad. Bless her
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Anyone else hold there piss all the time
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>just started a secret workplace relationship a few weeks ago
>come into work today
>coworker says "so, we have a workplace relationship here at *name of company* now"
>internally shit myself, think fuuuuuck they've somehow found out about us
>sweating hard, say "o-o-oh, who could that possibly be?"
>turns out to be a different couple
Crisis averted but dios mio that was a close one. I was about to spill the beans and confess until he told me. My secret is safe another day
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So I just got back from the Grand Hotel in Scarborough

We eventually decided to proceed with Scarborough November, but I didn't want to give details until after the event was over. Tilde Arrived in Scarborough earlier this evening and told me that he was at the hotel. I told him that I would arrive at about 8pm, although at 7:55 got a text from him saying that he was getting some food in town, and would be back at the hotel to meet me soon. The time had gotten to 8:08pm and I was getting increasing anxious. I was in the lobby of the Grand Hotel by this point, and decided to grab a can of coke zero from the vending machine.

At 8:12pm, I could see tilde pressing the buzzer at the entrace to the main doors, but the bellboy wasn't paying attention. I was considering letting him know that someone was at the door, but it seemed a little rude. However after 2 minutes of Tilde trying to get in, I thought it was getting ridiculous. I went over to the Bellboy and karate kicked a Cornish pasty out of his hand, to which he responded "What the bloody hell do you think you're doing!" and I said "Are you fucking blind, someone is at the door tying to get in" at which point the manager came over and tried to calm us both down.

By 8:18pm, Tilde had finally been let in, after 6 minutes. At this point we greeted each other, and Tilde said "Shall we go out onto the seafront, or down to the room?" to which I replied "We should go down first then we'll see". The lift wasn't working, but some staff member came over and said "You need to give it a good whack" but that only damaged the lift further. He went off to call for an engineer and told us to use the stairs. On our way past I gave that insolent little bellboy two fingers.

(1/2).
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what do you lads do for a living
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>no call for waifus
>people posting them randomly
It's not like it used to be lads
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>>41116467
W-wouldn't think of it, Constable
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>>41116535

(2/2)
We went down the labyrinth of stairs, but found it very difficult to find Tilde's windowless double room 3 stories underground, but after 14 minutes we eventually got in. "Here it is" Tilde said. We went to sit down on the bed and Tilde had his laptop with him, I noticed his skirt was unseasonably short for the November weather, and even got a glance at his knickers. I'll admit I was partially aroused at this point, but I had no intention of engaging in sexual conduct. I even compliment his appearance, a move I now regret.

We started watching some cringworthy anime, but I wasn't too bothered about the content anyway. Tilde tried to put his arm around me, and this made me very uncomfortable. I politely responded by putting my arm around him, even though I didn't really want to. He then put his arm around my waist and I started to panic. He then started to kiss my neck, and I started making groans of pleasure. I wanted Tilde to be happy, but I was continuing to feel uneasy and uncomfortable. Tilde then tried to grab my penis, and I finally worked up the courage to say "Stop, I just can't do this", but he continued to fondle my genitals. At this point, I realised he was committed to sexual activity with me, even thought I wanted to bail out. The anxiety triggered and erection, and tilde said I was obviously enjoying it, even though it was terrifying. I wanted to just run away and forget about it, but Tilde wasn't taking no for an answer.

I eventually made the decision to call for help, but to my horror, my phone had 0 reception bars. I knew I couldn't stop him, but I had to end it somehow. I told him "Let's take this into the bathroom" and he lead me in.

Eventually, 42 minutes later, I left the bathroom, and Tilde never did. As traumatic as the experience was, it's over now, and I'm back home safe
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>>41116549
It's a lost art, I tell you.
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>>41116549
WAIFU ROLL CALL

POPO REPORTING FOR DUTY
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>message gril last night
>she doesn't open message
>eventually she opens it and responds
>she was at work but we chatted a bit
>she eventually ignores a text
>still hasn't seen it or been online

What could it be? Connection issues or summat? I was gonna ask her out
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>>41116200

I'm not really sure. Parcels get held at customs then released, so I guess it's OK? Probably depends what you buy. Nobody gives a shit about importing viagra. I also get a medicine for IBS that the NHS doesn't prescribe so I doubt anyone would have a problem with that.
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>tfw no lazy gf who needs help daily getting dressed and eating
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>>41116535
>>41116561
>writing all this without thinking people will check the trip
tragic mate
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>>41116465
Not good
>>41116549
Sad
>>41116557
Very good
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>>41116538
Night manager in a hotel. I get paid to shitpost and be a dick to drunk people.
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>>41116538
Lab technician at a small electro-plating company
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>>41116609
You seem to be having reception issues trying to contact planet reality, please hold (off on asking her out).
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>>41116623
If we were playing You Hear You Lose I would have lost so hard at your post
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>>41116578
Here you go lad, a waifu straight from the waifu folder
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>>41116538
neet and proud of it
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What's all this about that fat ginger Louis CK then lads?
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>>41116662
i-it's a true story

pls no bully
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>>41116538
Accounts, it's pretty boring but it's the family trade and I'm no good at anything else.
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>>41116490
why would you need a burner?
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>>41116578
Only because you asked so nicely lad
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>>41116693
Its Lenlad, he doesn't want people knowing though
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>>41116535
>>41116561
Shippy being a jealous weirdo again
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>>41116693
Paranoia/extreme shyness
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>>41116667
What is the function of the ribbons at the top, they don't seem to be doing anything.
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>>41116714
since your fishing for bfs again did you break up with saku?
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>>41116703
fuck off you disgusting cunt, please
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>>41116665
Ah, I see you too are a man of patrician tastes
Who's your favourite character?
It better be the goddess
The QT one not... her..
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>>41116640
Green text some drunk stories
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>>41116751
To look cute, it would probably look better if it had a function, like a cute clip near the fringe or something.
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>>41116640
the life i want to live
how's the pay?

>>41116657
seems complex lad
how'd you end up there? is it fun?

>>41116687
lol i've heard, being a human calculator can take a toll on you.
>family trade
are you a jew

>>41116671
by choice, or did you just make some poor decisions and now you're at a dead end. all memes aside NEET life must be depressing, nothing to put your mind to, no aspirations. must be torture.
do you have any hobbies at least?
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>>41113890
better now I've left slavery. are you having a good night?
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anyone else have a really high pitched laugh when you lose control of your sides at something?

always feel embarrassed when something sets me off and I start cackling like a witch
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>>41116817
>anyone else have a really high pitched laugh when you lose control of your sides
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>>41116609
b-bumping

pls dont bully me
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>Tilde doesn't respond to waifu calls for months
>now he's doing it
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>>41115520
what do you think? if the guys a 10/10 he can be a complete sperg and he'll be carried through life and women will come to him thinking he's cute
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>in porn when girls have to pretend to be aroused by getting their arse licked
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>>41116831
She's in heat for black men
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>>41116712

Can you explain this 'Jealous weirdo' meme
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>>41116827
no I'm not a numale thank u

that's why it's embarrassing
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WHICH ONE OF YOU SILLY BILLIES WAS THIS?
>>41115437
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>>41116817
nah but i have this fucking chuckle if something really hoots my horn. like i'll still be going for a good 5 minutes, to point where it's not funny and im the only one still at it
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>>41116760
What? I have no idea what you're talking about lad, sorry
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>>41116812
nights been going fine. Don't have to to work till sunday so there's that. Just tryin stay comfy for the most oart
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>>41116807
It certainly takes a special kind of person to spend all day spending someone else's money that they don't even have, that other people are also trying to spend on less important shit.

No I'm not a kike thank fuck. I say family trade, I just meant my mum. And I'm pretty sure she's not at all semitic. Bossy, yes. A woman, yes. Likes money, yes. Oven material? Nah.
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>>41116768
Probably the explosion loli desu
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>>41116817
not that kind of laugh, but i have been able to change my laugh. it used to be all whispery and had barely any sound to it, but i forced myself to go "AAAH" whenever i feel a laugh coming, and i feel much more confident laughing now. it's gone from "HhHhHh" to "AHAHAHA"
so fixing it is possible with a tiny bit of practise. maybe try starting your laugh with a deeper tone and it wont go up so much?
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i just spent an hour in the shower and now im back on the couch where i spent my day pre-shower. what have you cunts achieved today?
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>>41116837
pretend? i like my arse licked, why wouldn't they?
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>>41116972
>got 25% in a piece of coursework
>understood none of my lectures
>barely ate
>got angry at the happy people around me
>put off doing work
Shit all, I'd rather rot static like a neet than endure this.
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>>41116972
A girl told me they liked my hair
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>>41117009
No prostate? Idk how much of a difference it would make (not that anon)
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>>41116703
can I add you on discord please? I want to brag to all my friends about it too
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>>41117009
>i like my arse licked
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>>41116948
Decent choice, she is pretty adorable, Darkness has been growing on me too. They all have, actually god damn it.
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>>41116911
>It certainly takes a special kind of person to spend all day spending someone else's money that they don't even have, that other people are also trying to spend on less important shit.

ahaha, jews or NEETs?
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>>41117009
My ex asked me to do that a few times, when i asked why, she said she liked it

(i refused)
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>>41116578
>popo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZrAYxWPN6c
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>>41116157
i cant imagine you fucked up too bad lad, what was the text u sent
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>>41116200
>>41116610
yes it's illegal but unless you're ordering from high risk countries like australia or the netherlands there's a low chance of your package being intercepted. i just use the dark web.

and yeah no one gives a shit about imported viagra or modafinil etc. at most they'll be taken and you'll get a letter saying to call them. protip- don't call them
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>>41117032
It feels nice, lad. I always get escorts to do It to me, not for the feel but for the humilation and knowing that some desperate fucks kiss them
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>>41117012
a neet life isnt fun lad, try and sleep more + keep snacks with, hopefully you'll feel less iffy during the day

>>41117024
you're doing bloody well then. wish a qt grill would compliment me....
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>>41116807
I actually don't like sausage rolls unless they've been soaked in bean juice. Cheese rolls even better when they get all soggy.
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>>41116770
Usual shit, we do conferences during the day so get some important people staying with us. Mostly oil people so nothing too crazy, but a senior member of a certain oil company stayed with us once and staggered in at 3am. Had to help him to his room as he told me about all the women he had slept with. His wife was in the room so I had to put him up against the wall an tell him to shut the fuck up after numerous attempts to quiet him down.

There is a reasonably big conference centre near the hotel which hosts gigs occasionally so we have to deal with them occasionally. Sometimes the headliner will come down to the front desk asking for condoms ( I charge them 20 bong per condom kek), others they will be a drunken pain so I have to tell them to shut the fuck up or leave.

Best one was a big conference with an oil company, got numerous calls from guests that there was screaming in the hallway so I went up. Turns out two people were fucking in the middle of the corridor, outside the womans room. Her husband was passed out drunk on the bed, so she fucked the intern in the hall. did the usual thing and threatened to throw them out, intern ran away and the woman gave my 40 bong to keep quiet. I would have anyway, but I took it.

Found a guy dead from an OD once, that was interesting.

Tonight is really dull, fuck all happening.

>>41116807
>how's the pay?
32k a year, pretty comfy for doing fuck all with no real experience besides a useless degree.
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>>41117083
I don't know what that question means, but I guess it applies to either?

I was mostly referring to my bosses here who have no fucking clue. They just splash out on shit we don't need, and then take out more loans when we run out of money. Then if you try to criticise their spending habits they basically tell you to fuck off. The company's not going to last another year, I can tell you that
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>>41117029
She doesn't use discord, Crona does though
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>>41117086
"Sound of da police" isn't actually far off, given her age...
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>>41117096
tried to continue the conversation we were having, and asked her about the job interview she told me about. still nothing
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So is Ebin ever coming back? I don't even understand why he left us, we didn't do anything t drive him off
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>>41117219
Maybe it was all the shitty finger memes
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The F Perm is fucking sexy
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How do you say "fuck off you loud roastie cunts" in Lithuanian? My neighbours won't stop their fucking foreign chattering and giggling
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>>41117235
Ebin can handle the bants and dish them out, he left after the embarrassment of the McD's interview failure
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>>41117136
ah but are they gregg's sausage rolls?

>>41117165
keep doing god's work lad

>>41117172
got you confused w/ someone else lol
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>>41117291
>the embarrassment of the McD's interview failure
storytime?
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>>41117255

It's sexy in the middle, but otherwise one of my least favourite
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>>41117206
Did she actually read the text? She could have gotten sidetracked by something important i wouldent worry until like tomorrow midday
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>>41117306
It's on his blog but he didn't attend, his excuse was that he overheard his parents saying he's a failure or something and got demotivated and stayed home
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>he doesn't know that ebin went to the interview and got the job
State of this thread
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>>41117345
I like the first three moves the most, I do R' U' F' and I do the F' with my right thumb, feels really sleek. The end part of it is a sune with the last U2 R' cut off, it's an interesting feeling cutting it short
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Could all the soy posting be a psyop to actually reduce testosterone. If it's widely said the soy reduces T and they want everyone to be low T, then maybe it's reverse psychology? Maybe soy actually increases T? Think about it sheeple
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>>41117398
>implying he wouldn't be here gloating about being the 1 in a million autist in a high class McDonald's
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>>41117304
It is comfy, ultimate robot job I reckon. Just had a call to change the sheets as they were "wrinkled", so I sent the alcoholic night porter. Going to have him cook me a burger later as he used to be a chef. Meanwhile I will be doing fuck all. Poor man. Oh well!
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>>41117291
Is that seriously why? I don't think anyone really cares about that or judges him for it. He should come back
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>>41117428
I know you're joking but if soy actually increased T then people who eat soya would look manly and not trannies/fags/numales
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>tfw no schoolgirl qt gf
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>>41117650
>schoolgirl
She looks like an aging hag there.
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>>41117701
Posting more schoolgirls because Sophie lad has shit taste
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>>41117701
based bread
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>>41117650
School was so fucking depressing

Why do the japs obsess about it in anime? My only memories are freezing cold lunch times huddling for shelter as you eat your cheese strings in spitting rain and getting hit in the bollocks by some Deanos football.

Oh and boring lessons about rock formations in geography, really the school system could have taught us something more useful like extra english and maths (half the roasties I knew still fail to do basic math)
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BORON CUBES WEN

You'd think they'd have want to have them by Christmas. Haven't they been working on them for a long time now?

This post on their facebook page from April said they'd be ready 'in 1-2 weeks', yet I still can't see anything on their site.
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>>41117765
>(half the roasties I knew still fail to do basic math)
implying thats the school's fault
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>>41117776
Forgot the link

f@ceb0ok (d0t) c0m (slash) TheCubicle (dot) us / posts / 1340306579382017

Meaningless text
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>>41117765
Yeah, my state school was in a nice area but still had dire teaching standards, and most exams were memory excercises
Physical and verbal bullying were rife too, as I full well know.
Pretty shit, I have to agree
>>41117701
This one is shit
>>41117721
GIVE SCENE SOPHIE GF
i need to shop this now
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make new bready weddy
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im off lads.
goodnight
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>>41117776
Boron cubes? More like boring cubes lmao
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>>41117601
I have no idea what soya actually even is to be honest. Isn't it some vegan shit?
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>>41117922
But if you photoshopped Sophie's face on top you'd ruin the picture
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fuck me ive never seen roasties so buttblasted about this MakeApp
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>>41117998
>thinking that's what I meant
Your pleb is showing lad
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Makeup is for disgusting whores
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>>41118055
Don't you have some nigger cock to suck batty boi?
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i believe that what ever doesn't kill you.. makes you stranger
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>>41118102
>implying most women are disgusting whores
Wait a minute you might be on to something here
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>>41118140
>batty boi
You're 12 years old. Argument invalid.
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>>41118140
Shhh I'm on gay watch and sagiri an watch the thread at all hours because he never sleeps
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Evening lads im quite hungry but got some nice sad tunes going
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men

are

fucking

trash
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Just made an economy milkshake. Pinch of salt, Olive oil for the heart, Sugar, Strawberry milkshake liquid, 50% water, 50% milk
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>>41118202
>high test black male rubs his 12 inch cock against your bum
I'M COMING FOR YOUR BOIPUSSYYYY
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>>41118250
men literally only want one thing, and it's disgusting
beyblades
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>>41118250
>TOXIC MASCULINITY REEEEEEEEE
I bet Linda likes to be dominated in bed
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>>41118254
all shit sounds more expensive than a box of nesquik
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>>41118254
>strawberry milshake liquid
Why not use some actual berries?
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what is this app that women are moaning about and why are they complaining?
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>>41118303
What does your diet consist of lad?
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>>41118275
That one made me chuckle lad 10/10
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>>41118315
didn't have any lad. I'm open to suggestions though
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>>41118340
meat, two veg, cuppa tea.
whats that got to do with your weird economy
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>>41118377
Use some berries lad
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>>41118370
Who made you the governor of Britfeel?
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I'm moving rooms! My current room is so so tiny, I don't have enough room to lift my leg out in front of me. It's so cramped, it's like a cupboard. But someone else on the same floor of me dropped out so I asked to transfer to his empty room. I'm lucky because I won't have to leave my hallmates. And even though I don't really talk to them much anymore, it's still nice to not feel anxious about bumping in to them. I wouldn't like to try to have to make new friends by moving to a different floor. It's quiet part of the building too which is nice.
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>>41118303
Saving on milk in the long run and i'm planning on reducing it down to 1/3rd milk in the future
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>>41118390
will do. could save by self picking as well.
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Britfeel game idea, anons post a picture then other anons say if they find them attractive, then the original anon reveals the age/gender
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No need to dread, I've made a new thread

>>41118422
>>41118422
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>>41118426
alri gchq, calm down there
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>>41118398
Don't you remember the elections?
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>>41118486
B-but milk harrambe is dead
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>>41118250
I see your Eric DeBlackmere and raise you a Bryce Tache
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>>41118609
>gay man wants vag havers to run his life
what
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>>41118609
>My #LGBT multiracial, immigrant family is #TheResistance

We have reached new levels of numale



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