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>"Oooh he's cute but waaay to short for me"

I'm only 5'8...
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No one has ever said that ever.
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You chose to be born a nigger. Nothing to do with your height.
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>>41114175
Then why did they say that? There were no other guys at the gym..
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>>41114343
They could be talking about someone they know who happens to be 5'1".
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>>41114175
Nah they say "he's just not my type" instead
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>nigger
>Oooh he's cute
At least make your shitpost somewhat believable
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>>41114175

Happened to my friend when he was at college. His female friend told him that her friends thought he was cute, but too short, he's 5'9.
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This didn't stop my brother's gf from dating him, and she's 6'3 and he is 5'4
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>>41114530
No, it didn't. You have no friends and you didn't go to college.
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>>41114567
W-what


How did he do it? pls teach me
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Go for tall non-Stacies manlets, that is the only good solution for us.
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>>41114640
Go for all girls, Stacies or not, tall or short. And watch the lanklet virgin tears.
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>>41114616
I think he just got lucky because she wanted him. And there were occasions where our families had to share a house because of hurricanes so no escaping for him
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>>41114113
I'd worry about being a nigger rather than being short.
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>>41114113
>5'8
Same here.

>tfw always 'the short guy'
>tfw people make fun of your height
>tfw grils don't even knowledge you as a human
>tfw normies say shit like "jus b cahnfidant" then turn around and pick on guys that are under 6ft
Just end me senpai
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>>41114687
Man, I'm only sharing my adivce. Tall women tend to be very insecure and they don't care about man's height all that much. That's from my experience.
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>>41114882
I'm the same height and easily get girls. I have fucked 70 or so. You must be ugly or a raging autistic sperglord.
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>>41114567
I would kill for a girlfriend taller than me.
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>>41114994
I'm 5'6" and for some reason I've had more success with taller girls. My last two gfs were both taller than me.
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>>41115010
normie pls leave

normie no norming, normie no norming, normie no norming
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>>41115030
How many girls taller than you have you asked out? Zero? There's your problem.
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>>41115048
Yeah, I'm a manlet (5'6") and shorter girls are not interested in me at all, they go for 6'3" Chads. After I overcame my prejudices I got my first gf, taller than me, but a true treasure. I hope I will be able to marry her soon.
Nowadays I can't even fap to bitches who look short.
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>>41115069
Confirmed. If you were 6'3" you'd be just as much of a bitter kissless virgin robot.
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>>41114567
Yup, happens all the time. But robots need an excuse, thus the manlet meme is perpetuated.
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>>41115153
>the normie is still posting
>it thinks it's opinion is worth anything
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>>41114567
what you described is 1 in 20 million couplings.
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>>41115184
This. Robots (especially manlets) need to let go of at least that standard (short gf). It helped me.
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>>41115198
You chose to be a robot. Well, up to you. You can choose to change you know.
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>>41114113
Get reked sony faggot. Get an xbox
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>>41115291
>you chose to be a robot
>you can choose to change
>literally on /r9k/
Top fucking Kek
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Sure, buddy boyo
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>>41116246

This is the truth. I don't care how many short guys you know dating tall girls, they are merely exceptions. You can list NBA players all day, but its still a 0.03% of chance of making it into the league.
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>>41116315
Most of these girls are short. Really, try to go for a bit taller girls, they are almost always insecure about their height too.
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>>41115327
But I like the Japanese games that are PS exclusive...
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>>41116466

suck my dickIet
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lmao im 6'4" and a kissless sperglord virgin
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>women care about hei-
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>>41117242
Dat jaw.

Mayhaps, it mayeth be a trap.
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>>41114640
>this qt tall asian girl I see when I pick my sister up from school
>completely ignores me existence

Oh well
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>>41116246
Can you imagine if this were about flat girls or fat girls? Buncha hypocrites.



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