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Do you love Kelly?
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>>41114396
What a stupid little slob with a creepy little face.

Obviously the only reason you like her is because she resembles a boy, and it's the only way you can exercise your gay preference and try to mask it as hetrosexuality
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>>41114396
Faggot op is back


HELP SPIDEY MAN!!!
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>>41114396
I do now, Donatello.

Please post more of this semen demon
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>>41114396
I mean... I'm not trying to insult you, but how do you say 'youre a faggot' without offending someone?

It's readily apparent just by looking at her that she's never actually fucked before, and she's trying to look 'cool and sexy', but it's a failed attempt... She just ends up looking like a trendy little inexperienced stupid fucking idiot, with a big horse nose, and eyes that literally scream 'I have no education and no future'.
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>>41114576
>>41114683
based Johnny crashing this tripfag's thread with no survivors
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>>41114683
Jet will never love you, he told me
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>Donatello and JohnnyNeptune in the same thread

the internet is about to implode from the two most homosexual human beings in existence clashing
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>>41114396
The worst part is that she's br, but would never give me any attention.
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>>41114576
You're the only one that sees her as a boy, so I think that says quite a lot about you. Maybe you're looking for traps because that's what you want to see.
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>>41114607
'semen demon' : the fastest way to tell a dude that's never actually been laid before...

No adult male who's ever actually had sex would ever say those words...

The clearest indication that you've never seen a vagina...
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>>41114786

Nice try... Feel free to post some other pictures of masculine looking stupid teenage girls that have never had sex, trying to be trendy and cool, sticking their tongue out with a nose ring...
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Why are these idiots still pretending to be me?

Is it because they see perfection?

HAHAHA

Mimicry is the best flattery after all
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>>41114396
yes, it's fine if not underage
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>>41114787
>The clearest indication that you've never seen a vagina...

... is posting on /r9k/
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Apparently you think I'm 'homosexual' because I insult you little faggots

Every man to his own, but you can hardly call yourselves men...

Just weak beta faggots all of you

My wife is right here and we're laughing at you lusting after this inexperienced slob
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>>41114607
I'm making popcorn
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Kelly has cute white pig skinz
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frickin luv kelly bros.....
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>>41114723

Lol you talk to Jet ?...

hahaha so you must be a homosexual as well ?

Yeah, Jets gay dude...
weird...
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>>41115012
If you're going to impersonate him, you should know the backstory
Johnny is hack_blastard's meth addicted father who came on /r9k/ in an attempt to connect with him
Jet (hack) refused every attempt he made to become part of his life, and in the wake of this reality, Johnny has been coping by spamming during meth binges
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>>41115082
Post moar Johnny boy lore
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>>41114932
kelly rocks my world bros
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>>41115082

The whole story is the most bizarre thing I've seen in awhile and I thought I've seen it all.
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>>41115158
kelly rocks my socks
I want to lick her feet
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>>41115149
http://whogotarrested.org/booking/30790758

This is Johnny's arrest record. The mugshot has been posted regularly, he's been in the news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6DdDEcCf84

This is his youtube
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>>41114396
Get this ugly fucking slut off of my board
saged this cancer
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>>41115082
Lol jet and I went to go see his grandmother on the 3rd of November, you ill-informed idiot
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Does she stream/cam?
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>>41115280
The real Johnny wouldn't respond. He'd start crying & close the thread
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>>41115158
She might have a disability or two. I dont know if she is capable of a stable relationship.
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And, much to your surprise, I haven't reached out to, or attempted any 'connection' with Jet at all...

HE's the one who told me he wanted to go see his grandmother with me...
and that's the last time I intend on seeing him any time soon.

I couldn't care less...

I'm busy with my own life
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>>41115350
Does deluding yourself into believing this ease the pain? Do you need a hug? My arms are wide open. Acceptance is the first step of recovery.
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this is insanely pathetic
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>>41115430
it absoIutely is
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>>41114787
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>>41114898
>>41115012
>>41115280
>>41115350
>my life consist of berating little kids on animu forum
SAD!
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I need cummies
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>>41115463
Stop being a frail pussy
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>>41115319
When are we getting a pic of her butt? Kelly needs to get on that.
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this bitch aint got lips lmaooo
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Eliza is best girl. Only Eliza.
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>>41114396
She makes the same expression in every picture. Boring. Also too much makeup and photoshop.
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>septum piercing
NEED I IMPLY????
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>>41114396
Post more ahegao girls. It's the hottest thing ever.
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>>41115567
Kelly is pure, like a snowfall on Christmas
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>>41115623
You are blind to the veracious authenticity of a stoic visage
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>>41115798
>this bitch
>authentic
>STOIC
the only look on her face is "ughhh fuck me bois, i'm so fucking sexy UGHHH awww yeahhhh mmm"
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>>41115889
You just made Kelly cry. Are you satisfied?
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>>41115319
Too fat desu. /r9k/ only likes tiny skinny girls
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>>41115385
You're mean when you're horny
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legit the first time i've seen johnny get bullied out of a thread he targets
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>>41116023
Absolutely stunning. Donny is my new waifu best girl
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>>41116023
You're naive. He's just busy with something. He will haunt this thread until it dies. A bisexual cuck like Donatello can't do anything useful.
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>>41116023
He's been getting weaker because most of the JohnnyNeptunes in this thread are not JohnnyNeptune
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>>41115082
why are all tripfags such gossipy bitches
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>>41115667
follow her
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>>41114999
ch-ch-ch-chekkem
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>>41116199
chekked n kekked n content stolen (pls dont tattletale)
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>>41116235
i wont say a word if you dont.
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i'm gonna fuck her, guys. being brazilian is worth it after all
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>>41116235
im fairly certain this bitch is actually from southern california, either that or her twin sister was stolen and brought here as a child and uses tinder locally

i've seen this bitch i swear to christ
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>>41115942
sorry but benadryl faps are just too good
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>>41116388
she's brazilian, you retard. you're so stupid you don't even know what a catfish is. fuck, americans are so stupid...
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>>41116388
ruuuude double
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:ok_hand::skin-tone-5:
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>slut piercing
Dropped.
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>>41116532
with a connected instagram account so its easily verifiable its not a bot u virgin, but u wouldnt know thats a thing would u lmao
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>>41117014
l'm a virgin too
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pls tell kelly to relax her upper lip
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>>41117061
kelly is infallible but unbeknownst to you her lips are apodictic of this truth
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kelly >>>>>>>>>>>> (power gap) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> necrosis >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eliza/agatha/rose

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (8.51% content).
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>>41117389
>familiar with all besides necrosis
>google tht shit
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Damn, he's ugly.
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Johnny, I want to apologize, I took it a little too far. I know you're old, and old people get emotional over stuff like that. I'm sorry.
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>>41117590
thank yu 4 spoilerin
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>>41114396
Maybe...

How's the popcurn, fgt.
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>>41117897
heheheheheheh eeheheh
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eating popcorn with kelly...........
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>>41117389
unironically true tier list though desu
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Attention all: Please love and support /ourgirl/ Kelly

https://www.instagram.com/lywi.gr/

Thank you! xoxoxoxoxoxo
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kelly needs fwends from /r9k/ because we are all loving and caring people!
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if she didn't have that stupid nose ring she'd be really beautiful.
a shame really
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>>41118770
ur parading ur opinion around as if its factual ughhhhh!! -.- leav ur prejudices @ the door . . .
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Kelly pls stop posting
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>>41118992
silly lil muffinhead
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>>41114396

Back... Sorry I wasn't here for your bland thread, but my wife and I have been doing another cat rescue... Then we went to eat dinner...

Here's a video I play on YouTube when we do cat rescues... It makes cats and kittens come running out of wherever they're hiding, and always helps us execute effective rescues...

https://youtu.be/kBftA3M7Hck

tonight, we didn't attempt to extract the new cats we've been asked to rescue, instead choosing to continue building their trust and feeding them. We are going to do the actual rescue on Thursday probably.

Oh, yeah....

I almost forgot...

That ugly bitch in your original pic is a fucking idiot.. a stupid fucking ugly piece of shit...

Anyway, yeah we fed the momma cat and her kittens a bunch of livers and dry kitten food tonight, and left two of our t-shirts in their cubbyhole so they become familiar with our scents
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>>41119126
just post lewds
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>>41114396
What is she? I mean, what's her story?
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>>41119126
Ur a muffinhead.

HOW WAS THE POPCURN??
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>>41119220
whore who lives in brazil that wishes she was in russia or japan
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>>41114396
It didn't even know her until I saw your post. Who the hell is she?
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>>41119184
Meeeooow :3 xoxo
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ATTENTION, ALL NAMEFAGS & TRIPFAGS.................................

let's all try an experiment, where we join forces, set aside our differences, and all go into certain threads simultaneously, taking them over and pissing off all of the anons...

It would be a lot of fun to have a concerted effort, and infuriate everyone for the holidays
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>>41119505
but i don't do stims so i can't keep up with you ._.
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>>41119267
>brazil

She looks white. She an actual weeb or those modern camgirls that know their audience?
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>>41119595
she tattoed "Oyasumi Punpun" in moonrune onto herself
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>>41119498

And by the way, of course I'm just being contrary, simply to be an ass, because that's 'what I do'...

In all actuality, I'd really enjoy watching that Kelly girl be repeatedly sodomized by all us NAMEFAGS and TRIPFAGS, then forced to do porn...

Anyway, yeah...

I'm serious when I say I think that all of us who use names or trips should join forces, and combat the evil of creepy gay anonymous trap faggotry that's been occurring in here...

We should all demonstrate and educate these losers on why 'anonymity' is a recipe for further failure, and an extension of their current patterns of shy, introverted failure due to their fear of asserting themselves...

I say ALL namefags and tripfags should unite in this effort...
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>>41119645
okie studmuffins x.x
u got AIM??
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>>41119541
Neither do I....

seriously, I don't

That's a fucking meme I invented about myself to irritate rednecks in a terrible chatroom a long time ago...

I smoked weed and occasionally drank, but ive been clean for almost two years now. I'm in NA and AA...
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>>41119615

sorry, but that's not a tattoo...

that's sharpie marker
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>>41119679
how do you develop your thoughts so quickly then?? i may just be low IQ.. dumb dodo bird.. i squawk come sunrise uwu

>>41119694
such a keen eye.. so worldly and erudite you are.. goooosh why couldnt u have been my dad.. maybe if u were i wouldnt be here rn loloool
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>>41119676
AIM... no...

I'm just saying we should all make plans to create chaos over the holidays by kicking up some dust in here and pissing ppl off...

we should make namefagging and tripfagging their worst nightmare...

they don't have what it takes to stand up to us...

Names like 'Reality Bending Super-Genius' and trips like 'Donatello !!Zsc1ldA9jBU' are exactly the type team members needed to retaliate against the effeminate bullshit anonymous weird queer loser shit that's going on in here.

I say we should all recruit as many other team members as possible, then coordinate our efforts in the near future, all of us entering certain threads, causing chaos and derailing their agenda.

My email is
pissinpploff@gmail.com
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>>41114787
>using virgin as an insult on /r9k/

post is not original. Who would've thunk?
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>>41119738

At least I'm 97% sure it's sharpie marker. I'm an artist, and I've done tattoo designs as well.. it doesn't APPEAR to be tattoos, but there's a 3% chance I could be mistaken.

Regarding appearing to be on meth:
I have hypomania....

meth actually MIMMICKS hypomania

I've always been hypomanic, ever since I was a kid.
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>>41119836
>>41119918
>Making up retarded plans and bullshit excuses
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>>41119836
LET'S DO IT!!
let's stick it to em!!!!!!
DEAR DIARY, the shadows grow as my Iight grows stronger. l have set my feet upon the path of strength. Dear Diary i walked a thousand miIes until i reached the present, i trained my arms by Iifting logs and it worked quite well. My arms are now solid as rock and i could easily do a handstand if i so wished. My heart has grown in size and the beats it produces have more punch. One rise of my heartrate can send me flying through a thousand mountains punching and munching whatever crosses my way. I AM SO STRONG I COULD LITERALLY BEAT ATLAS AT HIS OWN GAME AND CARRY THE WORLD ON MY SHOULDERS: I AM STRONGER THAN THE STRONGEST FOR I WALK THE PATH OF SELF DESTRUCTION IT IS THE PATH ONE WALKS UNTIL ONE PERISHES IT IS THE PATH ON WHICH ONE FIGHTS ENEMY UPON ENEMY AND EVERY STRIKE MUST BE MADE TO KILL OR OTHERWISE ONE WILL SUCCUMB AND ONE WILL SUCCUMB; ALL SUCCUMBS IN TIME FOR LIFE IS SHORT AND THE WORLD IS OLD

iF ANY OF YOU HAVE THE BRAVERY WITHIN YOU TO CHALLENGE ME RISE; RISE NOW AND FACE A MAN SURROUNDED BY HIS OWN SHADOW. once i stood like you and the flames drew their light away from me, in darkness i wondered how others could love themself. It was when by accident that the lights drew on me and for the first time in my life i saw myself, i saw my true naked self, i witnessed my own skin. I was solid haha! for now i had taken myself for something made out of darkness, a spirit with no will, with no endurance, with no capability to enforce myself on the world.

BUT I WAS MADE OF FLESH AND WHEN I WITNESSED IT; WHEN I TOUCHED MY SKIN AND MY FINGERS DID NOT PASS THROUGH ME AND WHEN I FELT THE VITALIZING HEAT OF THE LIGHT CASTING ITS EYE ON MY EXISTENCE l ROSE FOR THE FIRST TIME
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>>41119908
Who said I was using 'virgin' as an insult?

it was an observation...

and trust me, it doesn't matter whether you're in r9k or in the real world...

you WANT to get pussy, whether you know it or not.

not getting laid = wasting the reason you're on Earth...

in a world of pleasure seeking behaviors, why would anyone try to convince themselves that the most pleasurable behavior of them all isn't important?
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Sorry, should've taken a look at the name field before posting. Get off the meth Johnny. Your family and friends would be thankful.
thanks for reading
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By the way... It's okay to still be a virgin...

What's creepy is ACTING LIKE ONE
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>>41119954
Finally now I can see her nipples...

Decent tits

I hate really big tits, and although hers aren't as small as I generally like, they're still small enough to qualify as fuckworthy...

Yeah, she's alright...

I just wish she'd get that thing out of her nose. The only reason people (males or females) do facial piercings is because they don't think they're 'attractive enough' and they attempt distraction...

However they fail to realize that EVERYBODY feels the same way...

Nobody, not even the most attractive people on Earth are completely happy with their looks

Even supermodels look into the mirror and see imperfection

We are all our own worst critics

We are all also our own worst enemies

but most people don't go so far as to have hideous mechanical ornamentation affixed through our skin and faces in order to 'make us look cooler' or somehow fill a void, or fix a self-perceived flaw...

If she'd ditch the bullring through the nose and focus on sensuality instead of predictable fashion trends, she'd be so much hotter...

But yeah...

Nice tits

I wonder what her shithole looks like
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>>41117389
So where does erica rank in all that?
weren't you and het good friends?
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>>41120281
the battle cry echoed from hall to hall and the masses stormed, in their eyes were glimmers of ancient ages, preserving the weak flame of eternal will, dimmed by the dankness of the great swamp who has spread across the world, feeding upon weakness and misery, consuming the world OH THE WHOLE WORLD BUT NOT ANY LONGER: WE STOOD UP THEY WHO DWELLED IN HALLS SCREAMED AND MOTIONED AT THE SUN - WE STOOD UP THE OTHERS ECHOED AND SHOOK WITH ANIMALISTIC VIOLENCE AT THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE PALACE

the king ordered his armies to rally and gave his generals the order to attack and destroy. In the desert the man marshed, the sun bliding them, the sun drying them out. Their frail hearts devoid of courage and hope twisting as if trying to escape their hosts to save themself from the impending annihilation.

THE PATH OF STRENGTH I WALKED AND WHEN I MET MY SELF I DID NOT HESITATE BUT STRUCK MY SWORD WITH ABSOLUTE DESIRE TO KILL: I KILLED IT AND GAINED MY FREEDOM

great was the price i had to pay, the man whispered silently, but i survived.

a frail teacher walked out from his bedroom and there he stood and he motioned at the world and cursed it. In his eyes an ancient gIimmer was present but his heart was frail, the swamp ruled within
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>>41114396

I took the liberty of creating a digital graphic of Kelly's Rectum , both before and after a date with me.

In the name of science and education, of course
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>>41120442
is this a 1:1 scale?
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>>41114787

do you not know where you are?

lurk moar.
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>>41119615
>she tattoed "Oyasumi Punpun" in moonrune onto herself

I don't know what I'm meant to make of that.
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>>41120442
i went walking outside and the sun shined, that was very pleasant and at the moment i'm walking in the sun which is nice, both the walk and the sun, and i walked down the stairs towards a lower streeet where a woman was standing with a cigarette in her hand from which emanated some smoke but she was talking to her cellphone and i couldn't understand it. I walked past her and sometimes looked at her but never for too long and i kept on walking and tried to memorize the exact layout and choreography of this place but i have already forgotten it but it was orangeish and also lots of glass and it looked rich though not too rich but also it didn't look like people lived there but rather they worked there i think but i don't know for i can't recall if there were any company names on the buildings or other such signifiers where the names are put on if there are companies renting the buildings or something. l got some ice cream in the big city and it was not bad, i got an ice with 2 balls and the cream was good, the mix was nice and i tried to savor it as much as possible but i did not get this orgasmic explosion of taste that i often attach to getting something that is considered unhealthy but supertasty and i wondered whether i had been cucked by advertisements as to connect such a sensory explosion with food, maybe it made me blind for true appreciation i pondered deeply and preferred not to look into the sun.
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>Heroin addict like Eliza
Why does r9k love junkiewhores so much?
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>>41120611
i want kelly to inject me with a lethal dose of H as i lay my head upon her lap while she strokes my hair and lulls me to eternal rest with a rendition of russian lullaby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDMmj5WgB8c
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NOTICE :

in every picture, the tip of her nose is red...

the ridiculous nosering deal has caused a secondary infection and inflammation...

It's actually quite common, and a sure sign that it's a stupid idea.

"Piercing the cartilage can cause significant bleeding and lead to septal hematoma formation that often is accompanied by infection. ... Infection requires aggressive treatment with antibiotics that have good coverage against Staphylococcus species that commonly colonize the nasal mucosa."

let's hope it doesn't get as bad as the girl in THIS pic, and even this isn't as bad as it can get.

sometimes, people end up losing their noses and parts of their face from it.
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>>41120706
i had surmised it was a byproduct of alcoholism and/or opioid dependency because it isn't as red in all of them
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>>41119248
Shhh..
My darling, my angeI. You are safe. You are loved you are cherished. No one will hurt you ever again. I will protect you, as you are the world to me.
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>>41120611

Sorry to burst your bubble, but that's NOT a syringe that junkies use to shoot up drugs.

the syringe is waaayyyy too big for heroin.

Heroin junkies use insulin syringes

That big ass syringe is the gauge that's used for flushing PICC Lines with saline

Heroin is strong, and you would kill five people with that much opioid solution

you only need a 10 CC syringe for drugs

Not a big horse syringe like that

ALSO: she's wearing a Trainspotting t-shirt which shows that it's a fashion statement and not an actual lifestyle at all...

In other words she's posing...

And anybody familiar with drugs can look at her and tell you that she's not actually on heroin or Methamphetamine or any other drug like that...

She simply trying to be trendy and make a fashion statement.

Sorry....
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>>41120993
I want to marry her. She's so cute.
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>>41120993
how do I cold cop some H???? i'm in new jersey
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>>41120738

Nope...

it's a secondary infection, and inflammation, because the actual size and shape of the tip of her nose actually changes in the different pictures, as well as the amount of red coloring in the tip of her nose.

And yes you are correct, it changes in the different pictures, because it's progressing...

Heroin addiction doesn't cause the tip of your nose to turn red.

And she's not doing heroin at all.

Alcoholism doesn't turn the tip of your nose red at her age anyway. The famous concept of a red nose from alcohol is actually a medical condition referred to as 'Gin Blossoms', where capillaries break subcutaneously...

This condition is generally only seen in older people, in their fifties and sixties and older, and is a product of Decades of alcohol abuse.

She's paying a price for fashion, that's for sure
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>>41121060
Will you be my big spoon & I your little, or vice versa? Either or, equally as solacing... Embracing you with love after a tiresome day, imparting my warmth, preserving the sanctity of your soul as I relish in the intoxicating essence of your aroma... Alternatively, as little, you would Shepard me yonder all evil... my being courses with bliss... your touch spirals me to another world... A dreamscape shared by you & I... detached from all woes and sorrows... Nothing could ever go wrong... and everything would always be perfect... Will you take my hand, my darling, my love, my life, my everything?
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>>41121050

A: you don't want to

You truly don't........
You might think that you want to....
But trust me......................
That's the last thing you want.....

Of all the drugs on Earth, only ONE of them is truly 'addictive'...

OPIOIDS

The term 'addiction' is slang....

There's really only two conditions:
PHYSICAL DEPENDENCY
and
LACK OF WILL POWER

only opiates cause physical dependency

It's an awful journey

(If you truly want to try heroin, you can simply take Lortabs or Oxycontin or whatever)

An opiate is an opiate is an opiate

The pills are nothing more than synthetic reproductions of heroin

If the exact same Buzz...
Exactly

The only difference is the strength of the buzz, because hydrocodone has a hydrogen molecule, making it weaker, and Oxycodone as an oxygen molecule making it stronger.

So if you truly want to experience heroin, you can go basically anywhere in the United States and find it on just about any Street Corner these days...

(And destroy your life)

Or you could experience it and find out exactly what it's like by taking Oxycontin or morphine or fentanyl

There's no difference.

Just never use needles...
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>>41121246
I would do heroin if a girl wanted me to.
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>>41121246
I contemplate your words deeply and recall the events of my childhood... the past feels quite illusory. My storage of information is fragmented, discarded, warped... it feels inaccessible at times... I feel like a dove that soared into a stained glass church window and plopped straight to the ground... its carcass gawked at by soccer moms and frightened preschoolers... I am a special boy... I am mommy's baby boy, I am mommy's bundle of joy... I love you... I want you to live a happy life... and I want you to have everything you want...
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A T T E N T I O N :
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my wife Wendy wants me to post this special message for you

she also wants me to post it in other threads, but I'm doing it in here first
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>>41121246
it's not the exact same buzz, most opiates are converted to morphine on some level including diamorphine (heroin) except heroin is active on its own and rushes into the brain extremely quickly and floods it faster then morphine can. But still not the same at all. aaaaat all. Also barbituates, benzodiazepines, alcohol, and a variety of GABAergic drugs induce physical dependency. You really don't know what you're talking about though.
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>>41121365
I am at bliss as I envision strolling alongside you at dusk.. Hands bound together, intertwining stiffening as reassurance that in spite of all which is beyond the bounds of reality... what we have together is worth a lifetime... Nestled atop cloud nine... yonder within the crest of our dreamscape... in these moments the ephemeral realm of our creation belongs to us... Life feels as if it has just begun... I have found peace at last, my guardian angel... You have shown me it was not a fictitious daydream, nor outside of my understanding... Peace has surrounded me all along... Love has surrounded me all along...
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>>41114396
I wish I looked like that. Maybe things would be better if I looked like that.
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>>41121453

I didn't stutter....

I stand by my words

The other drugs are included into the 'alleged category' for various physiological mechanisms, and other reasons, (like possibly killing you from rapid cessation) but they don't truly qualify as 'pysically dependent'

Also,your 'converted to morphine on some level including diamorphine' routine is true textbook data, on the molecular level, but isn't really discernable from the users experience...

So what I said still stands

Sorry about that
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whole lotta homo shit goin on in this thread desu senpai
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Ooooopsie !!!!

I made a boo boo !!

a typo !!! Oh My !!!

physical*
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>>41121634
will wendy kiss ur boo boo.. can she kiss my boo boo too.. MOMMY KISS MY BOO BOOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>41121588
no you didn't stutter, you're just completely wrong on both of those stances. The "other drugs" category is actually what fits the definition better. And they are very very very discernible if you've used them all to a decent extent.
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Someone forgot the bullring and inflammation
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>>41121690

Of course I am, Sassypants.....

Of course I am....
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>>41114396
My darling wife, the love of my life, the angel who comes to deliver from strife, I ask of you but one small favor, minuscule in scope I should pray, for if you find the task exceedingly taxing you are by all means permitted to not undertake what I beseech of you; tonight I plan to use the short boa constrictor which makes its home betwixt my legs in order to inject my unborn progeny into your warm depths, but instead of spilling my warm seed into your moist cavern--a greenhouse for a baby in the beginning stages of life--I plan to insert my thick and pulsating rod of fury into your bowels, for I have found as of late that after the birth of several children, your love-tunnel is not what it once was, and plowing your fertile fields seems akin to driving a rickety carriage through a dusty field: lonely, dry, and far too vast for my liking; as such, I would very much appreciate it if you would complete the small task of purchasing a source of lubricating moisture with which I will be able to plow your small but unused fields, though they be not fertile
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>>41121719
OH NOES! Aiko gotsa boo boo too.. just like kelly! & u! & me! we all got those gosh darn BOO BOOS. what ever are we to DO about the dang blastit BOO BOOS?
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Okay.... Wendy and I are going to watch something

She wants to do god damn Netflix (grrrrr) and I want to watch actual tv

I'm going to win

See ya later
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>>41121792
BYEEEEEEEEEE! xx
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Where are you getting all this pics from? not from her ig im sure about that.
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>>41115623
>she

Boi
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>>41121931
I wouldn't even care if Kelly were a boy. She's so cute.
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>>41121955
>>41121588
>>41121033
>>41120677
>>41120611
>>41120333
>>41119988
>>41119288
l CHECK I CHECK I CHECK
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>>41122508
Hold on just a hot minute. I'll be with you soon.
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>>41122615
Y U SAY DAT. frickin frick
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>>41122641
Very cute fingernails.
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>>41122641
What's wrong, honeypie?
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>>41122663
y kitty in trash can.. hmmm maybe he realize it is garbage CAN. not garbage CANNOT. kitty can conquer the whole universe
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>>41122663
i'm so fucking retarded i just realized its a bicycle
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>>41122711
>>41122728
I was about to correct you and call you a dummy. I apologize Aleks.
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>>41122728
>41122728
How high are you rn?
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>>41122671
Mommy I don't understand the metaphors and themes... do I just look at the pictures??
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>>41122747
i see distinctive architectonic design.. kitty in nippon??
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>>41122921
Yeah. These pics are quite old so the kitty is probably dead these days.
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>>41122811
Yes, pictures a worth a thousand words. So they are easier to understand.
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>>41122951
kitty no. kitty pls dont go. in ancient egypt, when a kitty dieded, as a sign of mourning cat owners shaved off their eyebrows, and continued to mourn until their eyebrows grew back
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wtf bros.. this is ludicrous..
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>>41122756
high as the sky on my luv for kelly
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Pee. Girl Grey. Hot.
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i wonder if ALTERNATIVE loves Kelly. i need to ask everyone if they love Kelly. we wrought blood sweat & tears to get here & the precipice draws near
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There once was a girl named Kelly
Her socks were always smelly!
When she laughed, she squeaked like a mouse
When she jumped, she shook the whole house!
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What's the term for these mentally ill "cute" sluts who set out to pick up scores of channer orbiters?
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>>41124106
best girIs
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>>41124106
Celestial beings.. Divine messengers.. Paragons of seraphim..
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https://youtu.be/_NgCScbxXcU

Superstar by JN
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enacting a spiritual sacrifice for kelly rn
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>>41124061
Kelli has no right being so cute!
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>>41124061
Where are you getting this from!!!!
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>>41124432
lTS LIT
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>>41124432
Can bois be dancers too :3
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>>41123252
We should all get Kelly to stream. That would be so awesome!
>>41124497
so tru
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>>41124498

http://stalkture.com/p/lywigr/1540222709/


There
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>>41124600
i wonder if Kelly likes Earthbound
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simply search for

' lywigr '
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>>41124643
I bet she does, and it would be super cute if she read all the voices
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http://www.lakako.com/photos/lywi.gr
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LYWI.GR

that's her username

aww ova da pwace
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do u think Kelly would be friends with Kennedi
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>>41124794
A: nope
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>>41124788
Johnny boy don't you have a wife?
You know falling for these "girls" is the pathway to transexualism
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I rented out 1/4th of my pubes to kennedi's eyebrows.

she still owes me $28.37
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>>41124872
i think Kelly & Kennedi would be BFFs
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>>41124841

I'm just here trying to collect the money I'm owed for 'her' eyebrow pubes...
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>>41124911
You can justify it all you want Johnny boy. These homos have been trying to turn you inna onna them
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>>41124948

good luck with that.....

WHERES MY GOD DAMN $28.37 ?!!!!
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>>41125000
pumps shotgun
I do declare, such a fine specimen would turn the heads of even the most uncultured gentleman in London! Babiq, drive closer so I may cpture this creature to stuff for my lounge wall!
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#Cut4Kelly
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The funniest part is my pubic crabs in Kennedi's eyebrows
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>>41125068
her brows look exactly the same as mine
is it a Balkan trait?
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>>41125082
pls more kennedi (pls)

she looks so soft and schizo
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>>41125104
http://throbbinggristle.tumblr.com/tagged/my-face

You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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i just took some 4-ho met. i'm going to lay down and space out to music. goodbye
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>>41114896
>hurr durr everyone on r9k is a virgin

Do you actually believe this?
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>>41125229
i was going to sleep but then retarded pretentious thoughts began popping up
such as
"death is just the endgame of DPDR. death is absolute DPDR"
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>>41125717
What's DPDR?
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>>41125746
depersonalization-derealization
it doesn't translate well to words
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I fear the butter may be clogging your arteries, preventing sufficient platelets from reaching your brain.
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>>41125775
If you depersonalize are you not still thinking? I would think death would be the cessation of all feeling or thinking.
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>>41115724
>Pure
Dude, she looks like a homeless crack junkie.
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>>41114787
gtfo newfig
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like 9 threads of her up right now, where are the fucking nudes?



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