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hey, /r9k/, let's write the greentext to end all greentexts. Together.

>be me
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>gay elephant
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>stomping around, looking for male elephant tail.
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>find qt3.14
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>see a bunch of niggers gathered around a campfire wiggling their arms like tards
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>See nigerian poacher in my peripherals
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>suddenly a wild nigger appeared
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>wild nigger starts fucking a hole in the dirt
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>mfw he said I can make 3 wishes
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>mfw cant wish for infinity wishes meme
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>masturbate infront of the campfire
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>tfw cums on campfire and puts it out cause elephant
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>tfw no elephant gf
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>When all the sudden doomfist approaches me and says I will be his new protegee to take over the world
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>falls for le overwatch meme
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>He doomfists my elephantpussi as I cry tears of joy
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>joins blackwatch with niggerfist
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How unsurprising that no one could do this without fucking it up.
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>Then doomfist says he senses great hatred within me, but I must first learn the ways of the first, and starts charging up a punch
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>suddenly a wild sandnigger appears
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>sandnigger used explosion
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>>41117476
>Sandnigger used sand attack
>miss
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>>41117504
Isn't it was gay elephants turn?
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>>41117547
Right
>Elephag used Hydro pump
>I shoot High pressured water out my urethra
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>schlomo shekelberg shuts it down, think of the 666 gorillion
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>>41117798
>schlomo sends me back in time to 1939 and teleports me to poland
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>don't know german nor polish
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>>41117845
>hitler himself approves of interspecies romance in front of the entire nation
>mfw it excludes elephants
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>one of the narrator feels when he gets ignored in the story
>brings up the idea of Lebensraum to have a safe place
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>>41117877
>a pole tries to ride me and charges into a group of tanks
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>>41117877
>mfw my elephant puss need one more round
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PUT ME IN THE FUCKING SCREENCAP NIGGA
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>white girls laughing at my peni gain'
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>explain to the bitch that my 15 ton body is all genetics.
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>start singing spongebob theme loudly
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>>41118521
>Spogebob fucks my ass.the end
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>but then at that very moment
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>jesus appears
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>>41119063
>I realize I am actually Judas Iscariot and my LSD trip just ended
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>>41119111
GETS

>Mfw the Jews offer me a QT Trap Goth GF if I bring them Jesus
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>>41119182
>MFW they were lying

What's the best way to An Hero? thinking about hanging myself.



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