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Why do robots have such ridiculously high standards, most of them wouldn't even be willing to date a 5/10. But if they did most of them wouldn't be alone.
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>>41627741
>talks about how robots should like 5/10s
>9/10.jpg
YOU need to lower your standards, sweetheart
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>>41627802
>>41627741
You're both wrong. She's clearly a 7.
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I would date a 1/10 if she wasn't too good for me
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>>41627826
No, she's clearly a 11 / 10
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>>41627915
absolutely this, i don't even deserve a 1
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Crispy is a legit 5/10 though. Her only slightly notable feature are her eyes which aren't that impressive. Some of her cosplays are cute though.
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The opposite. It's women who have high as fuck standards. A 5/10 woman wouldnt date any man below 8/10.
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>>41627741
why do so many people over rate this chick? she's a cute 5/10 but a 5.
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Where does this fucking meme come from. Most robots would date a 3/10 if they even gave a sliver of attention. If 5/10 even gave a shit about us I doubt many of us would even be on this board.
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>>41627741
why are mexican girls so perfect??

want one nao.
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>>41627954
explain fat guys with gfs?
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>>41627741
I have 2 requirements for a gf
>not fat
>biologically female

That's it, fuck off
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>>41628295
Cha ching cha ching cha chingaree
Cha ching cha chong cha chingaroo
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this is a 5/10 woman
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>>41628437
That's a bridge troll anon. 2/10 in her best. Also, not gonna date someone who doesn't know how to dress. Rather die alone
>>41627949
Either you took the T H I C C pill or your standards are high, she's a perfect 8 IMO. It comes down to taste I guess
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>>41628563
I like skinny girls but Crispy sucks. Boring shit colored eyes and ugly mouth.
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For real tho, what does an "average" woman look like
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You THINK she's hot 'now'....

just wait...

Soon shell look like her mother

Then, her grandmother....
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Here, you'll see why she never smiles...
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Crispy is a weird name for a dude
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>>41627741
pic looks like Asui
10/10 frog lady
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At least her breasts didn't sag....
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>>41628822
>>41628848
STOP IT NAOWW
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>>41628838

Do you have ANY idea how detrimental it is to your future that you are able to actually name the irrelevant characters in gay ass anime?

don't you ever want a girlfriend?
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My standards aren't even high. My only requirement are that they show a basic amount of care for themselves (basic hygiene, not morbidly obese) and I can maintain a conversation with them

I'm not even ugly, I think I'm good looking enough to bag at least a 6/10. It's just that my personality just repels women for whatever reason.
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>>41628838
yeah it does
>>41628876
why are you such a dick jhony?
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>>41628600
OP is pic related anon
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I say she's a fucking pig
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>>41628876
naming a character from a show I haven't even watched makes me unable to get a girl?
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>>41629046
based johnson neptune
he may be a methhead but at least he ruins the waifu of you deranged robot lunatic fucks
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>>41629054
how is this ruining anything?
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>>41628917
A: because I'm so good at it, and SOMEBODY'S gotta do it....

By the way, here's a version of her that is missing her actual real life flaws... This is what she'd look like if she was perfect
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>>41629047

Well, go find a mentally stable, intelligent female, and walk up to her and tell her that anime character's name....

Then ask her if she wants to fuck...

Report back to me...
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"my, what big eyes you have"

"All the better to distract you from my mediocre facial features with"
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>>41629080
she can look like that by just using fucking make up..

what the fuck are you saying? the girl is beautiful.
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5/10s ghost me often. Not my high standards.
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Her eyes...

They're 'enchanting', and make me feel like I could become her handsome prince if she'd only kiss me
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>>41627826
More like a 4 and 3/4
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>>41629186
Nope ....

Sorry, but I made the corrections to her facial structure, her lips (not just with lipstick) and her nose...

I even subtly enhanced her eyes
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>>41628778
>>41628804
>>41628822
You're actually retarded. You also age alongside her, so you also get uglier. Its how aging works. Also, shopping a smile on a person and claiming it looks bad is like putting a fake stash an saying "it looks bad on you".

In conclusion, you're autistic and this is why you collect body pillows and say "roasties must die"
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>>41629080
so john just proved she is at best a 5/10
>>41629309
jon does not collect body pillows or say that
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The only thing that bothers me is the tiny bit of acne, but that can always be burned away with a butane lighter
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>>41629309
I'm already a fossil....

duhhhhh.....

I already look like her great grandfather.......

but I'd bet my left foot that I could still get into her pants....
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>>41627741
can somebody explain to me what I find 5-6/10s the most attactive?
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Here's what she'd look like with glasses... And lipstick
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>>41629429

Because you don't believe in yourself, and you think that by shooting for the bottom of the barrel, you can increase your chances.....

Obviously....
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She's okay... A little chubby, but okay...
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Crispy is an ugly girl, even that kike /r9k/ orbits looks better than her.You guys have reached a new low
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>>41627741
How about you shut your fucking trap?

I tried exactly 37 times to talk with fembots spouting your nonsense argument and guess what? They were all fucking landwhales.

I don't have high standards, I just expect you to have some fucking basic hygiene and stop being fucking overweight. Why the fuck can't you do those simple damn 2 things?
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I think you're just focusing on her eyes...

If they were so big, you probably wouldn't give her a second thought
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>>41629807
Something tells me you'd 'try' with her if she looked more like this....
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>>41629807

Do you like Asian chicks ?

Would you fuck this girl?
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>>41629807
>tfw standards are not fat, not bpd, and ok with neets
>tfw standards are too high
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

And it would be beautiful if you would be holdin' deez nuts
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I say this is more my speed...
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>>41630107
That shit a whole different species what the hell it's like a fucking ogre wearing human skin
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>>41629807
>fembots
there you problem stop trying for mentally ill girls
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>>41629785
>t.fagatha shill
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>>41630249

I agree... She IS beautiful like no other
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>>41629335
You must be reading a different thread
>>41629406
Then don't even comment on shit like this. You're the type of faggot to start loli/CP threads, just go to /b/ and be a degenerate there.
Also consider killing yourself on Xmas, would be the best gift your family could ever receive
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>>41630699
She truly ..... is beatiful, damn spastic mongoloid troglodyte spuzz
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>>41628295
For every fat guy with a skinny gf, there are about 10 skinny guys with fat gfs.
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>>41627741
looks like ellen shelley duh
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>>41631464
why does every one compare her to any cartoon character with a bobcut?
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damn based johnny at it again
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i dated a 4/10 once and she threataned to kill one of my best friends amongst other things. complete psycho. never again.
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>>41632833
I'm sure it wasn't because of her looks pal. She was just lose in the head
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>>41627741
I really tried but im too shallow
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>>41627741
is this a 5/10? she looks like a 7/10 dude wtf, and what even are high standards?
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>>41633751
she has brown eyes dude, she caps at a 5
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>>41627741
The allure of an attractive woman is just that much greater. Not hot, just cute. This all belongs into the realm of fantasy though. The older I get, the less inclined I feel to actually put any effort at all into it.
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Asui is cute
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>won't get any girl all things considered
>settle for a 5/10 so you can say you got dumped by an ugly girl
Nuh uh, I'll just enjoy my delusions
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>>41634717
why do you think its garunteed she will dump you?
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>>41628212
>Most robots would date a 3/10 if they even gave a sliver of attention.
People here regularly bash 5/10s and below and claim they are 1/10s. They're pickier than the average normie.
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>>41635674
I just got fired, am an underachiever at the college I will drop out of cause no money and have debilitating psychotic thoughts. And I'm ugly. She'd have to be worse off than me not to dump me.
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>>41635761
or maybe she has a saviour complex
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>>41636336
What do these people even do, do they keep you as a trophy or do they dump you to search another lost soul to save?
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>>41627741
This is honestly the most clever bait I've seen in a while
>post picture of attractive girl
>alludes to the fact that she is average
>this upsets her orbiters immediately
>points out the truth most robots dont want to beleive "..most of them wouldnt be alone."
>starts off calling out robots for something
>OP fucks with people extremely effectively in the replies of post
>posts this thread on a seemingly daily basis

this is why this thread gets plenty and plenty of replies every single time it is posted, applaud to you my friend
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>>41627741
Ok listen r9k. I am out of the FUCKING loop on this.

Who is this girl? Why is she constantly posted? I kind of understand the 5/10 meme but really who the fuck is this female.
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>>41637282
Her name is Crusty and she's a camwhore on soc
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>>41636647
I used to have a savior complex. I dumped people as soon as they became boring to me (i.e. I realized I couldn't fix them)
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>>41637300
she isn't feom soc and she isnt a whore fuck yourself
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>>41627741
In my experience, (objectively) 8-10/10 girls tend to be shallow cunts. The best girls I've had the pleasure of being platonically acquainted with were (objectively) 4-7/10.
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We have 20 of these same bait threads aday why do people keep posting in them?
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>>41637300
Ah okay, thanks for the context anon.
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>>41637447
>We have 20 of these same bait threads aday why do people keep posting in them?
>he says as he posts in it
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>>41637233
thanks anon, ill use this as inspiration to keep going
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>>41637811
I appreciate this bait, and laugh at how OP manages to get 50~ different people to respond each thread he makes
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I would date literally any girl that plays video games, watches anime, and doesn't have some kind of facial disfiguration.

My standards are pretty fucking low. I basically just want a roommate that I can share hobbies with and have occasional sex with.
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>>41637878
>I would date literally any girl that plays video games
Girls don't like vidya, anon. The ones who do are pretending so they can collect orbiters. When will you losers understand this?
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Why do normalfags who obviously haven't even lurked this board a full hour come here to make this retarded thread every day?
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>>41638754
because people like you reply
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>>41627741
It isn't about looks faggot.
If I had a 9/10 bimbo, I wouldn't feel good.
Sure it feels good to have a qt, but if you click with somebody, you wouldn't care about looks.
inb4 anon has an ugly gf
I don't. Never had one.
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>>41639316
i think op is telling robots to lower there physical standards
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>>41636647
probably leave if they cant do anything/already fixed them
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>>41627741
My standards are so low that the girl isn't even real.
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>>41640433
what do you mean by this, guy?
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There's not enough time in my mortal existence to pursue and fuck every female so i stopped. Im an all or nothing guy
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>>41627741
I'd assume this is a problem that effects a decent amount of robots, but I'm sure a lot of them don't really mind.
Me personally, I just want a girl who talks/thinks alike as me and is equally attractive. Any kind of imbalance from that (even beneficial for my case) I usually have a problem with for some weird reason.
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>>41627741
>based anon ruining orbiter threads.
keep up the work my guy
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>>41642151
are you talking about johnny?
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>>41627741
You'd all make shitty bfs and don't deserve a gf.
Prove me otherwise.
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>tfw no 5/10 comfy gf to cuddle
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>>41642252
who is this? she is actually ugly
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>>41642259
She's not ugly, she just has bad hair and some acne. Her face is actually cute.
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>Why do robots have such ridiculously high standards

>most robots just want a non obese, non deformed girl who didn't fuck strangers and who has similiar interests with them

If you think that are ridiculously high standarts than you should look at what woman demand.
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>>41627741
Because they believe that they deserve better than they actually are, without even putting in some sort of effort for even their own sake
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>>41642269
>>41642304
>i-it's the entire female genders fault im a virgin!!!!1!1!!11!!
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>>41642259
>who is this?
I don't know, I wish I did.
>she is actually ugly
I think she is very cute and I want to love her forever.
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>>41642317
Never said that, i'm saying its the robots fault for holding himself off because he thinks he should get better, when he has almost nothing to offer compared to the competition and chooses not to make himself more interesting/appealing
>inb4roastie reeeee
I was a blank slate of a fuck too, but taking action by bettering myself done better for my own self confidence as well as what others thought instead of skating by below minimal effort.
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>>41627741

When they attempt romancing a pretty woman and get rejected thry blame society and all women. Theyd wont work on themselves nor lower their standards because the want the best without having to put effort into it

>>41627741
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HAHAHAH ITS SO EASY ANON XDDDDDDDD
FUCK YOU
I ALREADY TRIED A 3/10 AND IT DIND'T FUCKING WORK. STOP WITH THIS TRY A 5/10 TRHEADS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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>>41627741
A lot try but a lot of 5/10 girls have ridiculously high standards as well and want to date up not equal or down
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All truth, women from my tier, 5s or 6s do not care about me, and they can fuck themselves. I learned how to be happy alone and I dont need them anymore
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>>41642252
I want to smell her shirt



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