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fembot only thread no boys allowed.
>why do you come here
>how old are you?
>why don't you have a nice robot bf?
>describe yourself
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>>41628929
reeeeeeee where are all the women!
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greetings fellow female, it is I, sokko-chan
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>>41629278
I freaking laughed at your reply. They're either: school, work, lurking, bathroom, etc.
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>neir bitch

Idk if I should get this game, different endings drive me crazy
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>>41629312
My friend beat all endings at normie pace in 68 hours
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Can I have a gf ? I don't mind if you're chubby or anything
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>>41629297
they saw threw my ploy
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>>41629386
Yes, they did see threw your ploy
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>>41629312
Game took me 30 hours to get the 5 main endings on hard. It's a good game, a shame people will mostly remember it for the ass though. It's so much more than that.
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>>41628929
>>41629278
>>41629312
>>41629386
Stop using this slut to represent us. Fembots don't show off their ass.
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>>41629459
>2b slut
you dare compare yourself to such a spectacular women
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>>41629491
>tit window
Whore. If she were 3D you would call her a roastie.
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>Implying females
>Implying you're a female

Piss off.
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>>41628929
>/r9k/ was the only place that ever felt like home
>21 (shit im old)
>i have a qt robot bf i met here two years ago

robots think "fembots" can't exist, which i don't agree with. i do hate the word fembot, but i related to most people here (some years ago at least, now it's too normalfag-fested) than i ever did irl. this must be the 3rd or 4th time i ever reveal i'm a female. the true "fembots" don't actually reveal their sex, they bled in with the rest.
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>>41629686
>tfw 21
>tfw met a fembot here two years ago and we dated for a year until she left me without saying way
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>>41629520
I must agree with you, lots of idiots fawn over slutty 2d girls. I'll choose 2d over 3d, but I prefer for them to not be slutty
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>>41629686
You're a failed normie with a failed normie bf. Robots do not get love, ever.
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>>41629520
2b is beyond any 3d women if you have the goods why not show them off are you jealous of 2bs perfection?
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>>41629686
>>i have a qt robot bf i met here two years ago
And that's why "fembots" can't exist.
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>>41629804
Jealous she didn't pick you, bitter asshole?
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>>41629714
>>41629804
i seriously dont get this contradiction in most robots' beliefs. most say they want a gf, not a roastie stacy one, and ask "fembots'' why dont they date robots. then, when someone says they're actually dating a robot, you say this kind of stuff. are you just jelly, dears?

>>41629706
i'm sorry to hear this, anon. most women can be real bitches for no reason, but there are exceptions. don't lose hope
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>>41629804
Manbot here, I'm happy to see a robot get a gf. Be less bitter.
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>>41629921
She wasn't a bitch though, I dont understand what happened. I had more going for my self than her in every category, she was a poor NEET with an abusive mother and I was the one who got her out of her bedroom and into college and even connecting with old friends. Then one day she texts me she doesnt want to meet anymore and she doesnt love me either. Weird part was she claimed she never wanted to to be in a relationship ever again either. It doesnt make sense to me and I dont think it ever will.
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>>41629921
We want agf, but it's impossible for us to ever get one because we are robots. Your bf is not a robot, just a failed normie who happened to be shitting up this board and asking every girl who posts for contact info.
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>>41629920
>>41629987
Why so hostile? I'm not bitter, I'm happy for everyone here who finds love, women included. It's just the truth. You can't be a robot if you can find a bf like that so easily. Men who have girlfriends aren't robots either.

>>41629921
There's no contradiction. If you have found love, you are not a robot. You can't seriously believe otherwise.
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>>41628929
Entertainment
19
Cuz he WONT FUCKING ASK ME
I'm fucking awesome and hot as hell and really good at the socialising.
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>>41630045
Kek! You should of added that you are a passive aggressive bitch!!
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>>41630062
Talk to my fucking face you passive aggressive piece of shit
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>>41630045
Get off of this bored right now, stacy. You don't belong here.
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>>41630087
Shove a cactus up your asshole kthx
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>>41630045
Are you a dominate girl?
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>>41630111
You aren't cool and your insults aren't good. Get out.
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please let me be one of your robot bfs, qt fembots
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>>41630085
Sorry I couldn't date a stacey!!
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>>41630045
ill be your bf Esdeath#6648
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Any femanon willing to be my mommy gf? I'm in college and I want to drink milky and have someone take care of me. I'm not ugly or anything, just kind of autistic. I'll treat you good but not too good so you don't get bored.
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>>41630131
Where's the lie tho???
Fuckin orig fuck this shit
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>>41630159
Nahhh she is taken Bro!
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>tfw no ptsd fembot gf
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>>41630125
Quite the opposite, really..
Origami
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>>41630246
ewww submissive girls are the lowest form of human
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>>41630265
Yeah bb talk dirty to me
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>fembot only thread
>full of thristy desperate robots

Bepis.
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Why do people do girls only stuff lol.
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>>41630275
I'm not talking dirty I'm being genuine, submissive women are garbage, lower than submissive men.
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stories
18
very shy and insecure
all I do besides college is play vidya and cuddle with my cats, im pathetic
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>>41630280
I'm only here cause my future gf is here lel
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>>41630302
How is that pathetic? You're a girl
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>>41630302
Where are you from anon? If the Us, which state?
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>>41630323
that's good, anon, always stay optimistic!
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>>41630290
Says the submissive man fapping to trannys lel
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>>41630302
What do you want to major in in college?
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>>41630374
you are garbage sub girls are trash
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>>41630246
Well you don't seem very submissive, you seem like a mouthy cunt. Only Asians do submissive right.
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>>41628929
>Why do you come here?
For the most part I agree with what people here say, and it's nice to be in such a candid place where people's opinions are bluntly displayed. It's a good way to look at how guys think. I post here all the time, but sometimes I come in these threads to talk since I don't talk to anyone else, so it's the only place where my gender comes up.
>How old are you.
20 as of last month.
>Why don't you have a nice robot bf?
Brain is damaged. I have bad thoughts that creep people out, at best, if they learn. Plus I'm conditioned to avoid things I don't know how to do 100% right on the first try, and I'm especially inept with guys.
>Describe yourself.
Pale, skinny, grey shirts and jeans, shut in. I like to think people assume I'm relatively normal, just quiet. I have a really sarcastic sense of humor, and I'm into horror and "alternative" music. I can fake amiability for a while, but I just want to go back to being quiet and solitary. I play a lot of video games, and read a lot of books.

I also ramble and overshare.
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Esdeath#6648 only dommy mommys welcome
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>>41630374
Nope, I don't jerk off to trannys. Try again.
It's true and you know it, submissive girls are utter garbage, generic boring whores who want to be treated with respect but then get off to being raped and pissed on. Absolute garbage.
It goes:
Dominant women > dominant men > submissive men > submissive women.
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>""""fembot"""" thread
>always full of non-NEETs, non-virgins and women in relationships
I wonder how actual fembots feel about these threads
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>>41630450
>bad thoughts that creep people out
What kind of thoughts? You're anon so you can share
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>>41629295

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
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>>41630450
>>41630452
hello will you be my friend
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>>41630437
I'm a brat
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>>41628929
I come here because it is the only place I can relate with others

I'm 28

Idk y I don't have a nice robot bf.
Tbh,i think it's because I'm to scared to talk to boys irl

I love reading fantasy books(dragonlance)
Music (mostly punk rock)
And playing with my nephew(1yr)
And I am a professional babysitter.
I graduated high school but no college.

I love star vs. the forces of evil
Elfien lied
Samurai champloo
And candy...like Skittles mostly
And I post from mobile;-)

I love you OP.
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will any femanon be my giantess bf?
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>>41630516
You're too old to be single, why don't you marry me?
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>>41630516
>Elfien lied
that manga was awful! at times i thought the guy just had some fetishes he really needed to share.
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>>41630431
Fucking kek! What kind of weird sexual shit are you into huh?
You shit on sub woman only for the fact you could never satisfy
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>>41630516
>Elfien lied
Single best waifu manga out there. I wish I had a gf that could destroy the world with invisible tentacles. Such a good manga. The anime was good too.
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>>41630556
lol whoops I mean gf kek
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>>41630516
>I love star vs. the forces of evil
it all makes sense now
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>>41630576
sub women are the easiest to satisfy, they get off to doing whatever you tell them to
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>no life
>21
>third world country
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Femanon here
I hate ugly and fat people


>>41630577
>elfen lied
>good
Haha
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>>41630603
Best show ever anon.
I want to watch it with you,is that ok desu?
Ma b we can also hold hands to als0, ya?
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>>41630640
We also get bored more easily..
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>>41630669
From a literary standpoint it's definitely not good. From a waifu standpoint it 100% is. She's a psychopathic, ultra-loyal mass murderer with magic powers. But then you find out it's more ptsd than actual psychopathy. It's the best trash. Fat people are disgusting btw
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>fembot thread
>full of 18-21 year olds
>female posters like "uwu i'm so sexually unappealing because X"
>male posters either "fuck off roastie" or "be my gf"

As a 26 year old woman I don't care about what appeals to men. I'd enjoy discussion that doesn't revolve around that stuff but it feels like right now every single thread here is reduced to that.

Really I should move to lolcow but I can't stand how slow it is. And I can't get out of the anonymous imageboard life, either.
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>>41630640
Yeah if you are a sub male you wouldn't know what the fuck to do with one, sub males are the lowest form of garbage and massive cucks
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>>41630577
Ikr!?
It totally is wonderful.
You Kno it was suggested to me a few weeks ago and I have been ubsessed with it since.
What other animes do u love anon?
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>>41630725
You're not not like the other girls or the girls who are not like the other girls.
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>>41630575
Oo
But... so.. you hate it then anon?
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>>41630747
Lol nice attempt at saving face.
Sub women are literally trash, they want to be treated with respect outside but then they fantasize about getting raped and pissed on. No man respects sub women at all, you're worthless.
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>>41630758
no anon she's really unique can't you see?
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>>41630450
Do you have a discord? I wanna hear the creepy stufffffff
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>>41630502
Guess that'll do, spoiled little shit too?
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>>41630570
Kk,
Let's get married then anon...
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>>41630725
>I don't care about what appeals to men
That's a big fat lie unless you are a lesbian

>>41630725
>'d enjoy discussion that doesn't revolve around that stuff
But still related to the female gender? About what then? r9k or 4chan in general isn't capable of discussions
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>>41630754
>animes
Ibitsu was really good (not the sex one)
Abnormal-Kei
Torture Princess or whatever it's called
Murcielago
God's Child was cool
Innocent Devil is funny
Talentless Nana (I think that's the name I'm lazy)
Mirai Nikki
I wish there were more mangos in this niche
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>>41630516
What's your contact info maybe we can talk?
Originally
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>im bored and lonely
>im 18
>robots usually cant be trusted, plus im too anxious. i tried once but i got too scared and panicked. ill probably just stay single, much less nervewracking.
>i like anime and drawing and pokemon
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>>41630784
I'm saving face? Nice projection! Sub men are faggots that like to get raped and pissed on by women and chicks with dicks, or cucked by Chad then suck the cum from his dom "gf" have fun getting pegged faggot!
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>>41630843
Ty for Sharing with me desu!!!!

I will screen shot this and look them up!!
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>>41630870
>claims is a girl
>picture of a trap
thinking
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>>41630870
I can be trusted! I'm not a robot at all tho. That's a meme shit. I'm here post contact and let's talk! All wholesome of course!
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>>41630758
I don't try separate myself from my gender, that's for the insecure. If you went on girl chat on lolcow there's plenty of self developed, well rounded women that i'm happy to say I relate to.

>>41630827
I'm genuinely over it though
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>>41630720
True, but she is also extremely boring and her ''cute'' side annoyed the shit out of me
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>>41630870
I would like to see your drawings anon!
I bet they are wonderful!!(^^)
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>>41630819
Are you an ugly skelly girl?
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>>41630907
didn't know that was a trap, oops. just saved it cus it looked smug.
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>>41630929
The girls on lolcow are incredibly insecure. They spend their time shit-talking other women.
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I think I'm going to post a picture of my penis in this thread... I don't know why but I feel like you would appreciate my penis picture.
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>>41630940
I try my best to be pretty.....
But we all have our off days anon^_^

Shld I post a selfie then?
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>>41630870
>18
>posting hideri
I'm skeptical but you sound alright, whats your favorite anime and pokemon, nerd?
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>>41630906
You'll probably like a few of them. They're not bubblegum gory like elfen lied though.
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>>41630929
>on lolcow there's plenty of self developed, well rounded women
hahahahahaha what the fuck
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>why do you come here
For fun and memes
>how old are you?
19
>why don't you have a nice robot bf?
I do! He's a sweetie
>describe yourself
5'3, thicc, and cute. I'm artsy and nice
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>>41630934
The mass murder angle was boring? The cute side was irritating but served a purpose. It highlighted the ptsd personality schism or whatever. Waifu-tier is Lucy though, not Nyu.
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>why do you come here
Boredom, to talk with people as miserable and pathetic as i am. To make friends.
>how old are you?
21
>why don't you have a nice robot bf?
Im miserable shy, have no personality, fat, and starting to suspect i might unironically have aspergers. Most robots that i have met here usually get bored of me and move on because im prudish and dont want to send nudes or anything.
Also I'd prefer to be with a black/non-white robot and they arent interested in me irl or here.
>describe yourself
Black, tall, medium natural hair, squarish faced, weird. Most people call me nice+caring I guess, I have the typical NEET hobbies minus anime, with some interest in the occult. I draw a little too.
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>>41630999
I'm getting Innocent devil vol.1 rn!!
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>>41630988
Okay post it lol

Origami
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>>41630988
Yes, a ban will do you some good.
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>>41631050
>fat
>Black
>aspergers
Holy shit you are human garbage.
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>>41628929
>why do you come here
I normally browse other boards but occasionally drop in every once in a while to just see how messed up 80% of this board is.
>how old are you?
22
>why don't you have a nice robot bf?
I do have one, he browses here too and was a robot before we met
>describe yourself
5'2" 110 pounds, red hair, blue eyes, I love being outside, i'm pretty tomboyish (/out/ is my home board) idk
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>>41631057
Shhh.
Plz don't tell on me anon ok
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why won't any femanon be my mommygf
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>>41630465
Extremely vivid fantasies about mass death, mutilations, pulling out organs, faceless things in my bedroom. Usual stuff like that. I don't have control over them, and I'd never want to act on them.
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>>41631096
i know.
originally
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>>41630945
they are all traps vaginas dont real
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>>41631059
Uuuuugh.
You want me b&????
MEANIE
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cant escape this shit site. i always return because its the only place i feel at home. i fucking hate my life
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>>41631112
Because you're a little piece of shit esdeathy.
People want a partner not a fucking massive weight they gotta carry around
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>>41628929
im 21yo
im lonely irl and come here to talk
i prefer to be alone for the moment
i like science and weird stuff
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>>41631160
Just marry Chad and you'll have a life that isn't shit provided to you.
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>>41630516
Chin Up!

I could love a girl like you
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>>41631165
Wut kinda wierd stuff anon?
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>>41630926
then why are you on /r9k/, anon?
>>41630935
thank you! i doodled this just for you. i'm still learning so it's not the best, but i hope you like it!
>>41630989
i haven't watched the anime (s)he's from yet... i'm fake and thought it was just a cute anime girl... i like jojo and kemono friends. my favorite pokemon are hoppip/skiploom/jumpluff.
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>>41628929
I started visiting the board when I was NEET and even though I'm not anymore it still feels like home. I still like you guys.
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>>41630929
>I'm genuinely over it though
And I still believe that's a lie you keep telling yourself. What happened?

>>41631038
>The mass murder angle was boring?
Yes
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>>41631120
Oh. That's just ocd or something. You're fine. People freak out over that? There's no real risk of you following through on the fantasies, lots of people get stuff like that.
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>>41631206
^_^
AwwWw..
Ty,my chin is now very up!
U made me smile anon!
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>>41631112
it just isnt in the cards for us,most if not all of these "girls" are just looking for attention they wont be your gf
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Hello. I am a "fembot." Would anyone like an autistic NEET "fembot" girlfriend? I am only looking for honesty.
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>>41631189
if i go to the gym will my life improve?
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>>41631220
I'm on r9k because I'll be offing myself sometime soon. Still want to talk?
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>>41631056
Weaponized psychopaths with magic psychopath powers: the manga. It's really edgy, it's fun.
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>>41631210
aliens, and other possible life in space fascinates me for some reason
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>>41631163
You don't like the idea of someone drinking milky? I thought that was a more common fetish for women.
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>>41631163
I didnt post that orginols
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>>41631261
How much abuse can you take?
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>>41631220
!!!
I love it very much!!!!
I D.L. it and will keep it!!
Your are very kind anon and very special I hope your day is Wonderful!!!!
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>>41631251
which series is this from? its not 8th MS team is it?
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>>41631263
Yes, just get a phat ass and Chad will marry you.
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>>41628929
how the fuck do i originally get an original gf
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>>41631287
no just someone with a vendetta towards me, I posted my discord and someone recognized me someone from b most likely. now I must hide
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>>41631246
I'm glad I could make you smile, I'm sure it's beautiful. ; )
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>>41631311
You don't get fat asses in the gym you get bubble butts.
To get a fat ass you need to eat and get thicc but then you'll get a big tummy which isn't good, so you then to and get abdominal liposuction to get the tummy fat sucked out but you keep you big boobs and thicc butt.
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>>41630870
show me your showdown team right now nerd
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>>41631268
i'm too nervous to talk to people non-anonymously. please don't off yourself, though. i recommend talk therapy or medication, that helps me with my suicidal thoughts.

>>41631301
youre welcome!! i hope you have a good day too!<3
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>>41631220
Oooh!!!
Omygosh yaas!
I love space stuff and absolutely 100% believe in extra terrestrial life.
I believe tht aliens have come to earth and did stuff with our dNa....
I think they might kinda interfere with our lives ..like overlords...kinda..(not ironic)

Do you watch secure team 10?
On u tube anon?
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>>41631309
it is infact from 8th MS from a squad of zeon guys I remember the leader was in a Zaku I
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>>41631310
I don't mind if a person is clingy. It is quite cute.
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>>41631346
Are you esdeathly or whatever?
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>>41631384
>i'm too nervous to talk to people non-anonymously
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahaaaahahhaahaahahhaaahahhaahhaahaaah
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>>41631416
yes im unfortunately well known. That or the people who know me frequented multiple boards
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>>41631407
im only clingy because I see my GF as the best thing ever
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>>41631430
Laughing at others for the downfalls is not cute anon.

Practice being nice and kind to others!!!
It will make you so happy I promise!!
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>>41631220
Thats a cute doodle and Jumpluff is probably my favourite grass type, you I like
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>why do you come here?
Because I've been going to 4chan for years and can't stop. And /r9k/ is fast and fun.
>how old are you?
20.
>why don't you have a nice robot bf?
Guys are gross and have cooties.
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>>41631475
CUTE!!!!!
I hope you both fall in lOve!!!!
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>>41631430
i fell for the social anxiety meme. cannot talk to people without getting extremely scared. sorry.
>>41631478
myon
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>>41631517
hAhahha!!!

And they are smelly as well!
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>why do you come here
boredom and 4chan is the only place I can interact with strangers
>how old are you
22
>why don't you have a nice robot bf
Ugly and I'd rather dream about having a cute shota bf to spoon and peg
>describe yourself
4'10 109lbs long black hair, hazel eyes, half hawaiian half japanese, neet, I watch too much old anime mostly mecha
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>>41631243
>People freak out over that?
Yeah, generally for regular people when you talk about having uncontrollable "thoughts" or "visions", you get lumped into the stereotype of a psychotic or schizophrenic. People in general assume thoughts equals a desire to commit it to action. I just try to hide it however I can, not to mention it's a massive turnoff.
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>>41631469
It's funny cause it's the most common lie femanons tell when robots ask about contact info

''I-I'm too shy/nervous/scared/not good enough to talk with y-you ;__;''

>>41631537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw
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>>41631564
POST CONTACT IM SHORT WE CAN BE BF AND GF SO CUTE
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>>41631548
They do, don't they. Girls smell nice.
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How does this make you feel femanons? Does it fill you with disgust?
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>>41631564
mecha my kind of girl just bought a mobile suit kit the other day you like the kits?
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>>41631564
sounded fine until you mentioned the roboautism, good luck
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>>41631564
Aw I asked for your contact in another thread but you never replied after saying you had to change your discord name.
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>>41631633
If that disgusted me I couldn't be on 4chan.
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>>41631564
>4'10 109lbs long black hair, hazel eyes, half hawaiian half japanese, neet, I watch too much old anime mostly mecha
pls peg me ;_;
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>>41631651
It's super hot right?
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>>41631587
I guess most people aren't very well educated on psychological issues. It really sounds more like OCD than anything else. I dunno if you've tried to get treatment but if they bother you you might be able to control them with therapy or medication. I imagine it's probably not easy to deal with those kinds of thoughts though.
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>>41631633
The order of the panels doesn't make sense.
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Any fembots who have interesting hobbies? Like drawing, collecting or writing?
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>>41631671
It doesn't turn me on but it doesn't make me puke either.
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>>41628929
>why do you come here
i have never had a significant connection with anyone in my life and the only way i can have sex is if its with some desperate weirdo that doesnt actually care about me
>how old are you?
18
>why don't you have a nice robot bf?
i dont want to be a desperation gf
>describe yourself
no
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>all fembots are under 25

ughh too young
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>>41631681
>interesting hobbies
Kill yourself

>Like drawing, collecting
Yes to both. What do you collect?
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>>41631681
I write shitty poetry occasionally. I used to do gymnastics but not anymore because I'm a lazy ass. I don't think either is very interesting though. Generally my life is pretty boring.
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>>41631712
You're my kind of girl. Let's continue our lives ignoring each others' existence. Thanks for your cooperation.
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>>41630725
Alright what do you want to discuss? Are you creative? What do you do? What makes 'you', You? Please dont tell me you just consume media.
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>>41631746
>Generally my life is pretty boring.
this is what i dont get with guys who have gfs. most females are boring as hell. they just blog and eat. how am i supposed to be engaged with someone like that
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>>41631783
Most people are boring as hell, most people on 4chan moreso.
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>>41631712
>the only way i can have sex is if its with some desperate weirdo that doesnt actually care about me
>i dont want to be a desperation gf
You have to stop thinking that, someone will genuinely want to be with you.
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any femanons into HEMA or do you think it's gay and LARPy if a guy does it?
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Any fembots from NY?
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>>41631783
What makes you interesting?

Seems like you just hate the mainstream media normies.
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>>41631736
this fag is as close as any of you will get to a gf
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>>41631650
Sorry I think I fell asleep shortly after Vaia#3378
>>41631599
I have a discord I rarely use for a couple things
>>41631635
They're fun to make but I've only put together a couple
>>41631646
One day you'll learn to love mecha when your soul isn't weighed down by gravity
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>why do you come here
Because I am transitioning into a woman

>how old are you?
18

>why don't you have a nice robot bf?
Because my cock keeps getting in the way when they try to penetrate me!!

>describe yourself
I am a really funny Gal with a cock, I really like synthwave Discord avatars and I enjoy masturbating to Fallout New Vegas prostitution mods!!
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>>41631885
I love them every robot needs an autistic hobby whats your favorite mobile suit?
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>>why do you come here
I dont feel like I have a circle of people I know anywhere else.
>>how old are you?
20
>>why don't you have a nice robot bf?
I have a Chad bf whom I love more than anything
>>describe yourself
I look like a complete normie, I exercise a lot, am creative and go to a good uni. I have 0 friends.
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>>41631927
Either gouf custom or efreet custom
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>ive been on 4chan since I was 14, while others spent those important years socializing i was posting on croatian quilt sewing image boards. simply my personality has been altered in some way where i cant talk to people who didnt grow up on the internet
>23
>ive dated two robots, both cheated on me because 'muh insecurity i thought you would leave me :('
>not going to describe appearance and ive never been good at explaining my personality, maybe im mildly autistic
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>>41631966
wew good taste I love the Zulu line of neo zeon mobile suits from gundam unicorn
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>>41628929
>fembot(male) only thread no boys allowed
fixed
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>>41631677
I've thought about going to therapy or something but I'm pretty sure they have to commit you if the thoughts hit a bit too close to reality or something. It's difficult in the sense that if I'm in the grips of a fantasy I stop everything I'm doing to just concentrate on trying to ignore. Otherwise it's livable.
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>>41631838
So I guess women don't like swordfighting huh. dam... this is my favorite hobby and I thought maybe fembots would like it but not even you do
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>>41632047
Women don't like violence.
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>>41632072
It's a sport, just because it's a martial art doesn't mean it's violent they aren't using sharp swords. and there are plenty of women who like MMA and stuff. I don't believe you I think it's because it's kinda larpy and women think it's weird.
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>>41628929
>why do you come here
I agree with the opinions here and I want a place where I can spew shit without any connection to my identity. I hate most other social media platforms, especially other forums.
>how old are you?
19
>why don't you have a nice robot bf?
Because I haven't met a real person I don't hate in some capacity. I think love is just your ability to ignore the things you hate about them. In that case, I've never loved anyone.
>describe yourself
I'm small and I prefer to be alone, and people complain that I act too masculine and that is the why I don't have a bf. I wouldn't know what to do with a bf, I've been alone for a sufficient amount of time that I can't convince myself that I, as the person I am, will ever not be alone. Everything that I do, I do so that I don't have to do anything later. I hope to one maximize my empty space so I don't have to do anything ever again. Most things annoy me, and I can never say that without being called edgy when I'm being extremely genuine that I hate this or that. I'm also extremely selfish and miserly.
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>>41632072
Also itt they are saying they like violent anime so why wouldn't you like to swordfight for real like in the anime?
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>>41632072
im sure dominate ones would aka a good one
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>>41632026
>m pretty sure they have to commit you if the thoughts
They only commit you if you're a clear and present danger. They don't actually want to commit anyone if they don't have to. Having fantasies, even if the fantasies aren't involuntary, isn't enough to get committed. You'd have to have an actual plan and express the desire to follow through on the plan. What you've described so far just sounds like OCD; not some kind of desire to kill people. There's pretty much no chance you'd be committed. I've been through therapy a few times and I've known people who have expressed things like what you've said here in therapy. You'd be fine going to therapy, it might help you out a lot.
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>>41632118
are you a dommy?
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>>41632118
Wow you sound horrible

Pls be my gf
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>>41629686
>robots think "fembots" can't exist,
Women can not be robots, because they are incapable of experiencing true loneliness. Whatever her looks or personality, a woman has worth in society because of her ability to procreate. There will always be a male willing to marry her and treat her well. Not so with men - men are disposable, and robots (like most mechanical things) are the most disposable of the lot.

Just accept that your attempt to take our tag is an insulting attempt for attention, to be part of "cool" underground thing which you can brag to all your normie friends about.
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>>41632118
no, love like changes your entire chemistry
like love songs just click and you enjoy hearing them more
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>>41632237
Robots can feel? Since fucking when?
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>why are you here
I'm an unemployed, friendless loser, and 4chan is the only home I've ever known. I'm 26.

>>41631681
I write novels and draw, and I'm working on a project to draw a shoujo action/adventure manga. I'm just worried it's too similar to akatsuki no yona, because the plot is kind of similar with the relationship of the 3 main characters, and it's one of my favorites and inspiration to draw this story. But I want to go ahead with it. Last time I drew a manga I improved immensely due to just drawing so much and so many different poses/actions/things I wouldn't otherwise with just illustration.
I want to get a lot better at drawing. In the past 2 weeks I improved more than the past year just from drawing near constantly for this project. (I'm not gonna post because people will just say mean things and I'll lose my motivation.)
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>>41632072
>Women don't like violence.

Speak for yourself
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>4chan is my home
How fucking pathetic are you people? A girl will NEVER belong on 4chan in current years.

>>41632237
This, it's disgusting

>>41632256
What did you not understand?
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>>41632005
They are really cool, one of the best things to come from unicorn
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pls someone be my giantess gf
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>>41632334
40% of 4chan is female, don't kid yourself we've always been here and we're here to stay. Muh sekrit club bullshit was literally never true.
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>>41631956
doubt he's a chad, also disquals you from calling yourself fembot, just because you shitpost here doesnt make you one of us
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>>41632341
I found unicorn very appealing. lots of action, nice story and it has the only gundam type I actually like since im very much more into the grunt suits
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>>41632361
Explain this fetish to me, do you want a huge girl to worship or something
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Is there some fembort willing to heal a broken and lonely heart? Im dead in life.
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Are females people just like everyone else? Should I try to interact with one just as I'd do with a male?
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>>41632424
>are females people
Surprisingly yes we are. Act normal.
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>>41632407
I just like it, it's not really about worship or something although that may be an element, it's more like I can be dominated by a girl but she can still be cute and feminine maybe? I don't know but I love the idea of being the tiny bf and stuff.
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>>41632385
1/3 are female and yeah I don't say that you doen't exist, I am a female myself but we don't belong here
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>>41632518
And why wouldn't we?
Besides, who cares if you "belong", this isn't a fucking cult, it's a website.
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>why do you come here
Dunno. Started around 2006 and hung around ever since. I like the layout, and I like the community. Enough boards to keep me happy regardless of my interests too.
>how old are you?
22
>why don't you have a nice robot bf?
Because I have trust issues from previous relationships. Only had four relationships, and they only lasted about a week or two at most, but in every single one I ended up getting cheated on hardcore or they just flat out lost interest. All of them were autistic and scored below 50 on the robot tests. One of them was a girl, and she just couldn't fall in love with me.
>describe yourself
I'm a jelly skelly at 5' 92lbs. I have long black hair with blonde ends from previously dyeing it and not having gotten around to cutting the ends off. I used to do a lot of martial arts, so I have meat on my hips and arms unlike most skellies. I am a diagnosed bipolar aspie who spent a good chunk of life in different psychiatric facilities because my mother is a retarded WASP who thinks not being social is cause for alarm. It kind of shows, as I am more socially retarded than I should be and I have hardcore depersonalization. Weirdly enough, I miss being surrounded by angry, autistic, low IQ kids. It was by far the comfiest time of my life.
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>>41632473
But I never share any common interests with them or anything that would allow me to behave normal. I can get along alright with other males sometimes even pull of the one other joke but it just doesn't work with females, which makes me think that I have to try differently. It's also hard to ignore these differences that I could simply act around them the way I act around males.
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>>41632586
>only had four
>only
fuck off
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>>41632548
>And why wouldn't we?
the same reason normies doesn't belong here

>Besides, who cares if you "belong", this isn't a fucking cult, it's a website.
yes but it's pathetic to think this is your ''only home'' when you don't even belong here kek
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>>41632615
4 week long relationships purely because I am female. If I was a guy, I wouldn't have had any.
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>>41632586
You sound super qt pls be my gf
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>>41632586
Are you AustraIian? v
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>>41632586
>WASP
Based, Puritans built this country and we strayed from their light and ruined it. Maybe you can learn something from her.
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There is a lot of larping in this thread...

That feel when you'd be perfectly happy with a shy, shut-in gf but you'll never meet her because she never leaves her room
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>>41632642
Nope, I am from the United Kingdom and am vacationing in New England for the winter.

>>41632652
I am one too, but I am not as mental as she is about things. Father is the sensible one, and I have learned more from him than I have from her.
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>>41632676
Where in New England?
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>>41632586
are you a virgin? a lot of malebots will date you I think.But from what I understands robots will only love virgins.
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>>41632657
>wanting a shut-in gf
A gf that works while you keep house is clearly superior. Bonus points if she has limited emotional expression and doesn't care for other people on a very basic level.
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>>41632633
ugh you make me hate being a guy even more I want a gf sooooo bad
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>>41632594
Well what are your interests? Of course there's inherent differences but generally it's not like we're from another planet.
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>>41628929
>Wanting a robot bf instead of Chad
Lmao
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>>41632689
Vermont. Comfy snowboarding, no noise, and good places for hiking.

>>41632690
I am.
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>>41632773
pls be my gts gf
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>>41632724
I'm into vidya and somewhat into anime, even though I never talk about these things with other males. I used to play soccer and sometimes watch it what it a topic I used to often talk about.
Thinking about this makes me actually wonder that there isn't really anything specific I talk with males about, mostly it's just "banter" or joking around, or talking about class. I sometimes also talk with them about political stuff when something big happend but no one I know really seems to interested into politics.
I feel like none of these would work with females except for maybe talking about class, but there are smarter people than me, so there would be no point in talking with me about it.
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>>41632773
Have you got a discord? Mind to post it?

Please
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>>41632706
Staying home would be fun but she'd make more money than me and resent how useless I'd be.

I'll go out and earn the money and she can stay home instead.
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>>41632897
It's not useless to cook and clean and keep stuff in order. I don't think she'd resent that. You don't need to earn more than her to be useful. Just gotta find the right girl.
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>>41632879
Yes, but I don't want to post it. Not into getting flooded with adds. I tried that on /soc/ and I got overwhelmed just because I put an F on my post.
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>>41632969
>/soc/
JUST, these are supposed "fembots", just roastie whores from /soc/
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>>41632946
>Just gotta find the right girl

Please dont
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>>41633017
Either I do or I don't. What will be will be and there's no helping it either way.
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>>41632995
I don't post there regularly. I just poked around at weeb threads and the like to try to find some actual friends. Ended up getting flooded with normies who watched like 3 things in their life and then pretended to know what I was talking about.
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>>41633088
That works I guess.
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>>41633110
LDRs are nothing but pain and torment. Don't do it.
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>>41633151
This, if the anon doesnt live in the UK too this is already doomed to failure
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>>41633181
Wait, is this supposed to be a relationship thing? Not really interested in that case. I just wanted a friend. I'm so sorry if it seemed like I was indicating otherwise.
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>why do you come here
force of habit and I have nowhere else to go where I could even talk about my problems, I have avpd and don't physically leave my house ever
>how old are you?
20
>why don't you have a nice robot bf?
anyone who would want me is so pathetic i'd rather die alone
>describe yourself
5/10 physically, no redeeming qualities
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>>41633221
>anyone who would want me is so pathetic i'd rather die alone
Lmao, at least you still have some humor left in there
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>>41633221
>anyone who would want me is so pathetic i'd rather die alone

I know girls who believe this. Saddest thing ever. You're sabotaging yourself.
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can a femanon be my friend?
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>>41633221
You can be my servant if you want. I'll pretend to be emotionally invested if it makes you feel better
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>>41628929
>only fembots
>no boys
Are you retarded?
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>>41633336

doesn't make it not true

>>41633365

are you a blond chad
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>>41633363
Sure. If you actually mean friend and not "woman I eventually need to see naked"
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>>41633436
I'm not blond but I'm good looking and emotionally unavailable
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>>41633440
no I like haveing friend girls I call them big sisters hehe Esdeath#6648
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>>41633440
This. It is never just friendship in my experience. One reason why I can never seem to hang on to friends.
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>>41633436
So what gives you that idea? Why would you insult stranger guys like that? Why are you so bad?
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>>41633221
i am good looking burger boy same ag desperate for company. i just have a horrible personality and will treat you like ass but i promise it's not on purpose.
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>>41632676
>United Kingdom
Feel like chances are slim here, but you looking for someone close to home?
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>>41633474

no thanks

>>41633570

it's an honest assessment of the situation, it wasn't meant to "insult stranger guys", it's a self insult. i'm not good enough for anyone good, objectively. i don't want someone who only wants whatever warm hole he can get, i'd much rather just be alone.
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>>41633731
Are you just looking for blonde guys? What if I have a large peepee and pale skin? 5/10 is fine, avdp isnt the end of the world, dont see why you're so distraught
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>have a terrible pregnancy fetish
>don't want kids so will never be fulfilled
>have been unprotected fucking a guy who knocked up another girl (so for sure fertile)
>got period today
>go to /pol/, see that pregnancy comic posted
>now insatiably aroused
>tfw will never get knocked up and guilted into keeping it

Fuck hormones man. Femanons what are your fetishes?
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>>41633902
Having love filled missionary sex for the sole purpose of recreation
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>>41633934
>recreation
Do you mean procreation?
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>>41633902
I have no fetishes anymore. Tomboys are the only thing I really like these days. More cute than arousing though.
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>>41634021
*for the dual purpose of recreation and procreation
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>>41634025
Good taste
Oreo
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>>41633891

i have a big inferiority complex around blonde + blue eyed people, so my thinking is i could convince myself that they inherently cannot be pathetic, so they must just be so smart they see something in me that i can't see in myself and i need to worship them. that seems to be the only way i could form a semi-functioning relationship with my mindset. really don't care about peepees, sorry. i'd just like to experience love somehow and that seems like the only way out of the logic box i've constructed with my neuroses. idk if it would even work, i've never met one even online who would date me, but i like thinking about it.
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>>41634391
I'm a narcissist with brown hair and blue eyes. I legitimately believe that I'm the best (because I am). I'm obviously what you're looking for. I'd probably deign to date you but it'd be pretty one sided. On the plus side for you I wouldn't cheat since I'm only sexually interested in myself.
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I come here because I'm lonely. I'm 31 and God knows my good days are gone. No one wants me. I'm fat and haven't been able to lose it. My hobbies come and go. Probably have depression. Just need an escape from life for a while.
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>>41634391
I'm educated, have white hair at 31, and blue eyes. That's the closest you're gonna get.
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>>41634391
At least you understand your feelings, I'm sure there is some one here you would and would love you back although I doubt it would be an easy task to find them nor would they necessarily live closely to you
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The amount of guys basically begging to get in touch with the """fembots""", despite the fact that they try to describe themselves as completely undesireable, proves how stupid the concept of a fembot is.
And this is what happens in every single one of these threads.
There is no such thing as a fembot, just by being female you are infinitely more desireable than any of us. I'd swear you come to this board just to make us feel even more worthless, and I would be really glad if you would stop doing that.
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>>41633902
Worst is probably to be abused and manipulated. To have someone treat me like dirt but drives me so crazy sexually I take it
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>>41634437
What have you done that makes you the best, may I ask?
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>>41634462
I'm 10 years younger but I can talk to you if you want. I also need that too where are you from? Have you got contact?
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>>41634519
"Like dirt"? What does that even mean?
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>>41634520
Simply existing in this world brings the overall value of this planet up. I'm beautiful, I'm healthy, I'm intelligent. It's not about what I've done it's about who I am. I am me, and being me is the greatest gift anyone could ever hope to receive. I am completely aware of the lack of logic in this belief but it doesn't matter. It's a deep seated belief that I cultivated to beat depression. And it worked. How cool is that?
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>>41634578
>How cool is that?
It's pretty lame actually.
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>>41634565
Emotionally and probably physically abusive
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>>41634578
I mean if it worked to beat your depression good for you.
Personally I need achievement to feel good, but that's just me.
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>>41634560
Missfemanon@gmx.com
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>>41634560
This is an elaborate ruse. Don't fall for it
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>>41634596
Whatever you say anon.
>>41634622
Achievement is nice but it's like taking drugs to sustain happiness. I have a baseline feeling of great, achievement can bump me up. I spend a lot of time in the mirror admiring myself. Being me is a hell of an achievement now that I think about it. Life is a beautiful thing.
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>>41628929
>Over 200 posts
Hahahahafuckyouhahahaha
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>>41634655
Like I'll even get an email.
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>>41628929
>why do you come here
Browsed out of curiousity, stayed for memes and greentext and because I'm a weirdo and don't have a life
>how old are you?
26
>why don't you have a nice robot bf?
Actually I'm married
>describe yourself
Stupid, ugly, boring. I like to come home from work and decompress by rotting my brain on the couch in front of the tv, browsing and numbing myself with alcohol. I have hardly any real friends but I love my family. When I'm not working I like to cook and keep my house looking nice. I'm insecure and have a hard time connecting with others, but I have a comfy life and much to be thankful for.

Also I don't consider myself a fembot. I'm not sure those exist but if they do, I'm not one. I've been on 4chan for ages and /r9k/ for maybe 2 years so maybe femanon is more appropriate.
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>>41628929
>>why do you come here
I came for the camaraderie amongst KHV; I stayed for the shit posting.
>>why don't you have a nice robot bf?
I have tried but am repeatedly ghosted. They all have insanely high standards despite what they think.
>>describe yourself
lame, boring, ugly etc
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>>41634748
What standard aren't you fulfilling?
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>>41634728
Are you the 30 yo femanon? If yes post it I'll email you.
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>>41634793
I don't play endless hours of vidya and I don't look like a Stacey who spends all day working on her appearance.
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this is a femanon in her natural state
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>>41634842
lol he got you there femanons!
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>>41634834
What do you do with your time then? Looks are fairly subjective in the first place so I dunno about that.
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>>41634828
Yes. My email is up there.
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>why do you come here
I'm a reject and feel like I fit in.
>how old are you?
29
>why don't you have a nice robot bf?
Because the only guy I enjoyed talking to on here and was around my age tried to cheat.
I guess he didn't like me as much as he acted.
>describe yourself
Average face (I guess), screwed up body and pleasant voice if we're talking about the more physical parts.
I enjoy drawing, gardening, video games, cooking and crafting.
Had a pretty cruddy childhood and I'm terrible at talking to people offline.
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>>41634842
Hey. What I do in my spare time is my business, buddy. Stop oppressing me.
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>>41634877

>not complaining about being oppressed by all those meaty cocks

REEEEEEEE ROASTIE REEEEE
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>>41629995
Dude, same, I met a girl who was really into me, until all of a sudden she wasnt. Didnt even want to hear or see me ever again anymore aswell.
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>>41634842
But I'm gay. I like roast beef sandwiches, not hot dogs. Have you Seen how those things are made?
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>>41634864
You're underestimating the shallowness of the people who contact fag. They expect pretty girls who wear makeup, have perfect hair and dress up. I have no idea why people like that even post here.

I have normal boring hobbies but all anyone likes here is anime and vidya, excluding one anon who was into music which was nice for a change.
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>>41634904
Hey, sucking cock is empowering. It makes me feel like I'm in control. You can't shame me, incel.
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>>41634946
depends on the hot dog. for example my hot dog has extra virgin olive oil in it
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>>41635008
Kek. Nice one anon. I'm totally stealing that joke.
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Question to the femanons. When you say you met a robot bf from here, do you mean you met in person? I can't imagine you getting so lucky that they live in the same area
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>>41635014
i'm laughing on the outside but crying on the inside
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>>41634960
Most people are shallow I guess.
What is a normal boring hobby though? Most hobbies are interesting just because they're something that someone likes a lot. If someone is really into whatever they tend to know a bit about it and can usually express why they like it. That makes it interesting to me anyway.
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>>41635041
I met someone off a different board. It was good until he thought he was better than me and I got dumped. First everything lost to them
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>>41635041
don't believe that shit, they probably met on /soc/
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>>41635041
I think most mean online only but some of them are together irl. I think a couple of girls married people they met on /r9k/. This is assuming people weren't lying for attention.
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>>41635073
>>41635073
>different board
>>/soc/
not robots
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>>41635086
Correct. We were both losers with no friends. Got quickly addicted to each other and I got dumped a year later.
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>>41635041
No, we lived on opposite sides of the US. It's probably good we never met.
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>>41635058
Normal boring hobby? I don't know. Hiking, watching TV, listening to music, shitposting etc. Nothing special. I'm not obsessed with any of those things in the same way men become obsessed with their hobbies.

Most girls have a larger range of hobbies but are less studious about them. I think that's the problem a lot of people who try to get to know each other face. Boys think that a girl is boring if she doesn't know every little fact about her hobby and girls think boys who drone on about one specific hobby are boring. The key is understanding that people can like things in different ways instead of judging them for not being the same. It's a concept that is lost on many /r9k/ users.
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>>41635168
wanna be my loser gf with no friends?
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>>41629686
how the hell did you two meet i need to know for research.
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>>41635168
Would you be willing to talk to me I got dumped recently too. Where are you from?
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>>41635191
Sure. Got nothing else going on
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>>41635248
holy fuck am i a normie now???
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>why do you come here
I can relate to this place sometimes.
>how old are you?
21 in 10 days
>why don't you have a nice robot bf?
I'm not able to have any kind of relationships.
>describe yourself
Slightly chub
Glasses
Dirty blonde hair

I'm not really sure what to say, anyone wants to chat or something? I have kik
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>>41635270
Yeah I'm willing yo chat post your email or should I post my kik?
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>>41635188
I guess different people do things differently. I've known girls that get really into one or two things and I've known guys that do the opposite. Either is alright I guess. It doesn't sound like you have uninteresting hobbies. Hiking isn't a super common one and I think it's a good one to have. Nature is a beautiful thing. I think people in general don't give each other enough of a chance to "prove" that they aren't boring. People can do things differently and that's fine. I don't think the problem is endemic to r9k though, it's pretty global.
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>>41635291
kik: memez54
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>been coming here since 2008, why stop now?
>ancient
>I don't want a robot bf. Nice robots are unicorns. I already hate myself, don't need to date someone who hates women.
>failing cyborg
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>>41635088
> think most mean online
Well of course.
Online/Long distance rarely works. Doesn't matter how amazing they are. I tried many times.

Last gf was from 4ch. She was a NEET,etc. I really liked her, even paid her rent for 4 months. I planned a trip to visit her and everything. 2 months from my trip, I caught her cheating. Dumped her on the spot. I really dont get it
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>>41635295
>I don't think the problem is endemic to r9k though, it's pretty global.
You're probably right. I think people that post here are a bit more unforgiving than the average person, but that's just an opinion. I don't blame anyone for being that way; it comes along with a lack of social skills from being isolated. I guess I just wish people here would be a little more open minded.

Just wanted to add that I'm not saying everyone is like that; it's just my personal experience with people from the board.
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>>41635260
Yep. Just need your contact info now
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>>41635344
..w-would you pay my rent for 4 months anon? :3
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>>41635392
kik is mehhbee
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>>41635344
How did she convince you to pay her rent? I don't get how guys will do this for women they have never even met.
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>tfw no fembot squire to help you in and out of your armor
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>>41635424
females were not allowed to be squires
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>>41635424
>female
>squire
You're hilarious. Read a history book, faggot.
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>>41635375
I'm glad you don't blame anyone for being that way. I don't think blame really helps. I agree it's a problem with isolation and the lack of social skills. I think this board amplifies a lot of negative feelings. Most of the people I've spoken to off-board are nicer one on one than they are here. That said this board does attract certain groups of people and a big group is the depressed, socially isolated type. You seem fairly rational about it all and that's good. A lot of people get kneejerk reactions to stuff like that.
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>>41635439
stop trying to cuck me you sleazy piece of shit
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>>41635443
>>41635450
Too bad there are no noblemen around to stop me from naming a female as my squire.
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>>41635424
Be my white knight in shining armor and I'll be your squire.
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>>41635424
Are any femanons attracted to knights and the idea of guys sword fighting and stuff?
I love sword fighting so I would like an honest answer.
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>>41635499
Yes, but I'm autistic as shit. Medieval Times is my favorite restaurant.
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>>41635489
I don't have any armor yet because I'm a neet, but I could forge myself a coat of plates or brigandine.
>>41635499
I prefer spears or pollaxes over swords, polearms are cool.
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>>41635405
I would, but only if you're a girl and only if you'll cheat on me.
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>>41635499
I find it awesome as long as it's not penis sword fighting.
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>>41635463
So you think. My great grandfather was titled.
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>>41635417
I had already been talking to her for 1.5 years. We started off as good online friends before it got romantic.

Anyway, She had just got a new job, but said she didn't have any way to afford rent for a few months. She didn't have anyone to support her and said she might have to turn to selling her body to make up for it.

Feeling legit sorry for her, I paid her rent for those few months until she was in good standing. Well, not just rent, but it was rent + extra $100 for clothes or whatever.

I admit it was nice seeing her wear new clothes I helped pay for. I guess I tried to convince myself I was helping a poor girl stay off the streets rather than it being strictly about her.
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>>41635508
Cool! Renaissance times are my favorite!
>>41635509
I like those two but as Fiore De'i Liberi says:
"I am the sword
I am lethal against all weapons;
lances, axes and dagger are worthless against me"
>>41635517
No I mean like real sword fighting in my image, HEMA swordfighting
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>>41635554
>and said she might have to turn to selling her body to make up for it.
Oh anon. She was lying to manipulate you into paying her rent. I hate that assholes like her ruin people like you. You're probably cynical as shit now. It's such a tragedy.
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>>41635613
Do you sword fight or is it just a daydream? Where do you even go to learn? Do they have classes?
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any pure catholic fembots want to be my wife?
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>>41635499
I would love to swordfight with a qt boy. I don't like autistic level of detail and strict historical accuracy, though. I just want to play. Nips get kendo clubs. Fencing is for faggots, I want real (fake, wooden/foam for safety) swords to bash with.

>>41635554
I've literally lived in my car; no one ever paid shit for me. Some women have no fucking shame.
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>>41628929
Have come here off and on over the years. Most recently, saw a thread posted on reddit asking women to record sentimental phrases and it reminded me this place exists.

In my 20s

Have one, semi-robotic.

Pretty nerdy, quiet, especially like to read and be outside, not into groups.
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>>41635653
>I've literally lived in my car; no one ever paid shit for me. Some women have no fucking shame.
This. I hate girls like his ex gf. They ruin things for everyone else.
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>>41635613
He can romanticize the sword as much as he wants, spears were king of the battlefield until guns became advanced enough to replace bows for a good reason.
>>41635653
You can swordfight with me. We'll just wear armor and use metal swords with rounded edges.
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>>41635639
Yes it's my favorite hobby and my main form of exercise.
If you're trying to find a club near where you live you can use https://www.hemaalliance.com/club-finders/ to find it.
We study from manuals and treatises that the medieval and renaissance masters wrote down hundreds of years ago. They left very detailed drawings and explanations of how to move and cut, and so we recreate the art using blunted swords of the proper weight and length (so they're essentially the same other than the sharp edge obviously). it's really fun.
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>>41628929
>why do you come here
Bored and depressed
>how old are you?
18
>why dont you have a nice robot bf?
Ugly
>describe yourself
Im average, living a dull and unproductive life.
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>>41635554
Yeah, she was manipulating you hard. Sorry to hear it bud.
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>>41635732
It doesn't matter if you are ugly when you are 18. I hate to say it, but kys.
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>>41635694
Fiore De'i Liberi was a renaissance master of arms who lived in the 14th century.
http://wiktenauer.com/wiki/Fiore_de%27i_Liberi
He knew what he was talking about. Not "romanticize" the guy used all these weapons all the time to kill people hundreds of years ago.
>>41635653
The clothes aren't neccessary that's just for show, the real sport just uses heavier fencing gear (because the swords are heavier)
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>>41635781
I know he was actually in fights and killed people, the fact remains that spears have been the most common weapon throughout history and are very hard to fight against with shorter weapons due to their speed and reach advantage.
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>>41635732
You're fresh out of high school. Absolutely no reason to be 'depressed' or dull.

Come back when you're in the same situation and 25+
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>>41635862
Yea but they aren't as cool as sword imo. Also it depends, they are utterly worthless against armored knights, where longswords and war hammers are more effective as they can bash and work their way into the joints of armor.
So you practice hema too? are you on the east coast?
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>>41635958
I wish I could practice hema, but I don't have enough money and if I did I'd rather spend it on blacksmithing equipment. Reading and watching stuff has to suffice for now. I'm on the west coast. For a knight I'd take the pollaxe, for unarmored/gambeson troops or hunting animals then a spear.
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for entertainment mainly greentexts
doubt anyone will believe this but loli as fuck, 15
absolute trash at talking to new people so no qt3.14 robot bf :(
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>>41634462
31 fembot too. I've been going on 4chan since it first started. I feel extra comfy reading post with blanket over my head.
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>>41628929
>why do you come here
boredom or if i ever feel like seeing what other people are up to that is filled with boring normie stuff
>how old are you?
24
>why don't you have a nice robot bf?
i don't want one
>describe yourself
why bother i am just very quiet and gloomy and i spend all my time doing nothing on the computer
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>>41631854
>What makes you interesting?
I contribute to several repositories on github. Usually small programming projects. My main project involves a game being developed in Unity. I like collecting, so I usually make scraper bots that periodically fetch content for me.

I'm also big into art and support about 30 artists on Patreon. I'm not claiming my interests are the best thing ever, but it sure beats constantly reading ' i listen to music and watch tv, i surf the web'. I don't even know how to start a conversation when someone lists that as their interest

>So you like..music
>Yea, I like xyz band
>Oh, me too
>Nice
>..

Hobbies/Interests are usually things that are productive or engaging.
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>>41636417
You don't want one or you can't get one?
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>>41637473
read my words dumby
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>>41637667
wow you're very rude.
i dont think you'd make a very good cute gf.
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>>41637729
good i don't want to be one

a stupid like you wouldn't be a good bf
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>>41637767
dont call him stupid you vagina bitch
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>>41637799
i can do whatever i want, you're a stupid too :3
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>>41631982
>'muh insecurity i thought you would leave me :('
lmaoo good description mate
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>>41637856
smelly vaginas off my board
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>>41637667
I tried but I dumby can't do it please don't be mean it hurts the feelings
>>41637729
thanks for defensive play anonorino gotta stick together in these trying times
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>>41635411
lmao did that work mate?
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>>41637919
well i did talk to someone for a bit, so i guess
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>>41636417
Why don't you want a bf? Are you a natural loner? Do you get lonely? Do you have friends?
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>>41637799
Omg laughing my tits off
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>>41637959
when they fall off can you ups them to me?
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>>41637930
>Weirdly enough, I miss being surrounded by angry, autistic, low IQ kids.

lmao 10/10. oddly enough i can imagine that being pretty comfy, kinda like a movie
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>>41630458
>anon only wants a dom girl cause hes too beta to be dom himself
kek
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>tfw no mentally diseased fembot gf
Why isn't suffering allowed in this world?
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>>41632118
>everything that i do, i do so that i dont have to do anything later

wow that literally describes me i never thought of it like that before



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