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List interests you have that practically no girls are interested in.

>Tfw you will never have a dinosaur loving gf.
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>tfw you will never have a /tg/ gf
>tfw you will never have a jazz-loving gf
>tfw you will never have a hardcore gamer gf
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No girls like osu
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>>42240649
>tfw you will never have a jazz-loving gf
this is a legit feel, but

>tfw you will never have a /tg/ gf
and
>tfw you will never have a hardcore gamer gf
are subhuman-tier gfs. trust me.
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>>42240678
>subhuman-tier
You right, you right. While it's maybe possible to find a girl (female) with those interests, there's a 99.99% chance they're not gf material.
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>>42240678
>tfw you know a jazz-loving girl who knows her shit
>tfw she doubles as both a jobless drug-addict college dropout and the town bicycle
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>>42240587
Shooting guns
Playing Terarria
Playing vanilla wow
Swimming in my pond
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Non-WWE wrestling

>tfw you will never be cramped in the 1,000 degree Reseda Legion Hall at a PWG show with your gf
>tfw you will never take your gf on a romantic trip to Tokyo on January 4th to see Wrestle Kingdom
>tfw you will never mimic your favourite spots with your gf on the bed
>tfw you will never have a tranquilo gf
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>>42240719
well that is fucking unfortunate. it's hard to find a niche-interest gf who discovered these things on her own and didn't get introduced to them by the same ex who introduced her to drugs and degeneracy.
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>>42240719
God damn it man, I know a girl like this. She's the kind of person who will occasionally offer to suck your cock out of the blue and then talk about you behind your back and cease contact for weeks, only to return seeking more cock. It's a vicious cycle. In my case, I think she views me as a "backup bf" who she envisions herself being with after years of diddling the whole town (not gonna happen lol).

But It makes me feel like your pic related desu. She would be so fucking cool if she was less slutty.
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>>42240587
What's your favorite dino?
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>>42240587
>List interests you have
W-what? I-interests? I-i don't know where to even s-start.
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>>42240587
>tfw you will never have an ultraman loving gf
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Excessive masturbation, but originally.
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>>42240877
Not OP, but I've always been partial to the parasaurolophus myself. The "horn" is actually a resonant chamber thought to have been used to amplify vocalizations.
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>>42240962
I bet you could find some film school-esque hipster chick who would be into that, no lie.
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>tfw you will never have a /toy/ gf to build cool Mega Bloks sets with
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>>42241020
That's cool, my dino knowledge is limited to Jurassic park movies. They are pretty interesting though?
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>melee
Women do play, but unironically they are all very bad, and show up to tournies and just sit around and either watch their boyfriend, or just bask in attention from all the men who flock them. They also somehow always get on mic for the stream at locals, never say anything of worth, all they do is talk about themselfs, plug their Twitter, say they wouldn't have dropped that edge guard (even though they went 0/2) and make weird throat noises and snorting sounds.
I don't have a problem with women who show up to play, BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT, THEYJUSTSHOWUPFORATTENTIONIHATETHEM
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>>42240877
Gotta go with Tyrannosaurus Rex.
I know it makes me sound like a normie, but that bite force is just too cool for me to ignore.
Pic related is my favorite reconstruction of Rex to hit the screens.
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>>42240587
>tfw my gf loves dinosaurs
>She built a lego dinosaur last night
>pic related
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>>42241100
Aaaaah I used to really enjoy playing Melee, but I didn't take it as seriously as my partner and his friends so I quickly got to the point where I just got demolished every round. When they first started getting into it, I could hold my own and even win sometimes, but that is no longer the case. Feelsbadman.
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>>42241216
I envy you so much my brother.
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>no /tcg/ gf
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>>42240587
>tfw no /g/f to bully me for using windows 10
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>>42241020
Hadrosaurs are so underrated.
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To put it bluntly : vaporwave.
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>Tfw no Magic the Gathering Gf to play at restaurant tables waiting for food

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>42241526
Tumblr girls used to love the vaporwave aesthetic. Of course, they;re hardly gf material but its something
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>>42240587
>no stoner/doom/black metal gf

>>42240781
also this
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>tfw no pro cyclist gf
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>>42241172
Compsognathus is also a really close contender for me.
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>>42241629
I know of a stoner/doom/black girl though she's just really into metal
She's also fucking 6 foot 2 and in equestrian club
Also pretty mental

Anyways
>Tfw no embalmer gf
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Medieval reenactment. 3 women and 100 men. All of them solid 3/10
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>>42240587
>tfw no occult gf
>tfw no goth gf
>tfw no RTS gf
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>>42241695
Those are dinosaurs? They're cute as fuck.


I like puzzles, most people think of them as boring or for old people, but they are a lot of fun. Especially if you do 3d puzzles
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i've never met another person who was into rubik's cubes and twisty puzzles let alone a girl
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>>42241306
ANON
YOU PLAY VANGUARD? DO YOU HAVE ANY CONTACTS OR ANYTHING? I PLAY ANGEL FEATHERS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>42240587
>Tfw no /pol/ gf to bash some commies with
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I want a gf who's into investing.
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>>42241767
Rubiks cubes are hard. Call me a brainlet, but I just don't get them
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>>42241784
>CONTACTS
like glasses?
and at the moment im trying to build a collection
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I am interested in reading about climate change and changes in arctic sea ice, sea levels, ecosystems etc that result.
literally all I want is a qt gf who will get sad or happy depending on the days sea ice extent, and will refuse to have sex with me if there are too many meltwater ponds in the arctic on a given day, and will have sex with me again as soon as we get the first news that a cold weather system has stalled over the Bering sea. I want a gf who farts in my face and makes a joke about methane released from Arctic permafrost bogs only for me to ejaculate in her eyes and make a joke about algae which has migrated to the Poles to avoid being killed by thermal tolerance limits it would have reached at lower altitudes.
but alas I am alone. no female has even heard of methane clathrates let alone would consider an evening of watching the polar jet stream on live climactic maps of the earth to be an acceptable evening. I guess girls just want black carbon (or cock haha) deposited on their glaciers.
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>you will NEVER have a bassist gf to play gigs with
>NEVER
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>>42241954
Contact so I can talk to you, you dork.
If you're uninterested I understand.
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>tfw no black metal gf

This wasnt oregano
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>>42241886
Lol, dis nigga is the only guy in this thread who's truly out of luck.
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>>42242005
>tfw no Kim Deal gf
>tfw no Kim Gordon gf
>tfw no bass playing Kim gf
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>>42240587
Ridiculous. I used to work alongside a girl who was obsessed with dinosaurs and would get really bent out of shape when they weren't portrayed accurately.
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>>42240587

>Tfw you will never have a /sci/ gf

>Tfw you will never have an edgy philosophy pseud gf
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>>42242047
I know a girl who's hugely into investing because her father pushed her in that direction but she's a lesbian so I guess your right
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>>42242011
>interested
i am
i don't have anyone to cardfight with
throwaway
slijitafre@hs130.com
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>>42240587
i like to play bowling
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I share an interest with a huge majority of women
Men
:^)
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>>42242108
Sent you my Discord in an email. We can cardfight over CFA or something sometime!
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>>42240660
Bretty sad anon ;_;
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>no autistic autodidact asexual gf
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>>42240587
Cooking. Practically no women actually like cooking, they just like following recipes and eating.
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>TFW no GF who likes car/car culture
>TFW no FPS GF who likes to play comp
>TFW no 4chan GF
>TFW no female to learn about new music and share each others tastes
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>tfw no /lit/ gf
>tfw not even a complete brainlet girl who only reads YA or genre fic would date you anyway
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>tfw you will never have an esotericist gf
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>>42240649
Whats your favorite tabletop? I love Warmahordes and Warhammer myself
>>42240660
A lot of girls like OSU. I like it too but my favorite rhythm game is sound voltex
>>42240781
I like tiger mask if that counts
>>42240962
I like Ultraman and all forms of kaiju. My favorite is Gamera when it comes to these kind of things. My love goes as far as owning a bit of merchandise and that old awful snes game.
>>42241100
I'm very good and hyper competitive in fighting games in general but prefer sm4sh over Melee myself. My favorite fighting game is third strike though.
>>42241562
I love MtG but only edh, not big into standard or any of that.
>>42241306
I like Vanguard, ygo and the ptcg too!
>>42241761
What's your favorite rts?
>>42240587
Dude Dinosaurs are the best. My favorite Dinosaur is probably the Triceratops or Plesiosaur. I almost built Gaia in CFV because of it.
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>>42241232
I truly believe it is the most enjoyable game ever created. The engine is unbelievably fun to tool around with, and it can lead to expressing your playstyle so fervently. You can really do a lot. But at the same time it makes it one of the harder games to get into, because it's a lot of work and practise
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>roommate and I do velociraptor and apatosauras noises to each other
>play n64 together
>play music together
>have had sex on numerous occasions
>do not date

abstract kinda feel
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Gf who is into Ancient History as much as I am would be perfect. Can you imagine, woman with whom you can argue who the best emperor is? Of course, she doesn't exist.
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>>42240587
>tfw as an adult most kids are no longer interested in Dinosaurs
>tfw guilty as well of losing interest in dinosaurs
>still like reptiles but can no longer have them as pets
>liked rocks growing up
>tfw liked a girl who was also into rocks
>tfw she already had a boyfriend who was older taller and more buff
>tfw like insects
>Most girls dislike the creepy crawlies

Welp we like this stuff because we like it, we don't need girls since we have this stuff

>tfw still like comics and video games as an adult
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>>42242476
>Whats your favorite tabletop?
Battletech, hands down.
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>>42241562
I'll play with you anon. I've got a turbo mill deck
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Tfw no gf to watch twitch streams with
Tfw no gf to litter threads with vocaroos
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>>42242476
Plesiosaurs aren't dinosaurs, they belong in the Pistosauria clade.
Not trying to be a smart ass, just trying to spread the word.
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>Tfw all the writer girls either crazy feminist or don't really take the craft seriously
>Tfw no DnD girlfriend to teach me the ropes
>tfw no non-fujoshi, skinny, not "bi", rainbow haired anime gf to watch comfy comedies and go to cons with
>tfw no movie gf to spend every weekend at the theater with before working on our projects
>tfw no board game gf to spend 10 hours playing Twilight Imperium
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>>42242596
Well, thank you for the knowledge. Now I know not to list them under dinosaurs!
>>42242582
I've never played it
Care to teach me?
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girls play video games but they are all so fucking casual. None of them care at all about old european computers or jp-only saturn games
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>>42242767
The only sega game I've truly ever cared for was Ecco the Dolphin.
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>anime
>vidya
>hentai
>d&d
>programming
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>>42242787
total pleb. Sega was the fucking best
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Hiking. From my experience, women dont actually like hiking. They just like taking selfies and occasionally having raunchy sex with chad out there.
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>>42240587
>No pro wrestling enthusiastic gf
>No talk radio enthusiast gf
Why even live
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>>42241562
Oh fuck man I never thought of that fuck I want a magic player gf too now
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>tfw no ballet bf
>tfw no calligraph bf
>tfw no /fa/ bf
>tfw no harpist bf
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>>42242653
The rules are kind of complex but I would totally teach you if you're a qt in my area.
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>>42242977
Are you in Southern california? If nah then I can't.
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>>42242996
Lol ur 18/f/cali I see
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>>42242476
Tiger Mask the anime? That's more that most would know
>>42241629
>>42242888
>other wrestling robots
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>>42243046
Yeah, the anime Tiger Mask!
>>42243019
I'm older than that, I have a job and can afford my hobbies haha
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>tfw no analytic philosophy gf
>tfw no eastern european early 20th century history gf
>tfw no prog rock gf (a degenerate MDMA slut with a pink Floyd t-shirt doesn't count)
>tfw no electronics gf to solder circuits with and laugh giggle we get an unexpected signal on out oscilloscope
>tfw no gf to play fps games with and get into deep conversations about meta-game and strategies to use based off simple game mechanics (I would do for hours this with my brother as kids because our family PC would load games like bf 1942 super slowly, so we had to be sure we'd make the best out of it and optimize our playtime to get as big of a score as possible, now I still do it, but alone).
>tfw no traditional military ballad/folk music gf
>tfw no hiking/exploring random places gf (I actually met a qt in end of middle school/ early High school who was into this, but then the friends with whom we would go on walks with turned into stoners, dragged her along, and eventually they all merged into the degenerates party druggies group at school)
>tfw no gf with a cool and fascinating hobby that I don't have or don't know about, and who would be willing to spend time to tell me all about it and teach me shit because she loves me.

that last one is actually all I want

Fuck, why do women nowadays have hobbies like "Netflix", " crossfit", or "going to the beach"?... At best they're somewhat into cooking or pretend that they like to read classic books, but that's it.
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>>42240587
My favorite dino is ankylo waddup
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>tfw no /x/ gf
>tfw not even original
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>>42243667
Might be time to go gay anon. Women are never going to want to solder circuits. It's too much of a "blue collar icky mans job".
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>>42243802
there will always be exceptions

a girl just asked me if i wanted to solder some things with her tomorrow.
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>>42242476
>favorite RTS
Warcraft 3. I was actually practicing the ancient arts of novacoiling and orb of skill on some angry russians earlier today.

My second favorite would be Broodwar, though I will admit it's too hard for me.
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>>42242568

dajum those were my main interests as a kid my father took me on trips to dig for fossils and i had a whole collection of amaethists and special stones i used to observe the ants at the playgrounds and was obseesed with drawing the perfect symetrical butterflies and moth from a book i found. i still remember the good old days where i d watch din odocu after dino docu without having to feel guilty or ashamed about it
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>tfw when you've talked to a girl for over a year about poetry and philosophy

>tfw she won't be your gf because you're too depressed and pathetic
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>>42243667
What FPS do you play? Are you into any competitive play ?
Not a roastie, just don't have anyone who would enjoy talking about this stuff. Mine is CS
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>>42240587
>videogames
>movies
>technology
>cooking
>fitness
>psychology
I wonder what our world would be like if women were able to have real interests and hobbies
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>finally find girls who share interests
>they are all in happy fulfilling relationships with other guys
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>>42241085
Age is just a number, anon.
No offense.
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I spend at least 3 hours per day using alphabet shaped pieces of pasta like pic related to spell out words that describe paintings that I look at on my computer. This helps me relax because I am very high anxiety, I usually do it for 1 hour before work and 2 hours before bed. I literally cannot fucking focus if I don't do this.
No girl would EVER do this with me. They would probably not even help me find the vowels to describe paintings from 18th century france for example.
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>>42241562
I actually did get a GF that learned MtG to be able to hang out with me more often. It was actually really annoying because she didn't like to wear her glasses that she needed to read the cards and we were both kinda these 'rules lawyery, doesn't take losing well' types so we would get into fights about it and made me leave with a bad taste about MtG. Which is kinda a bummer because she was actually decent.
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>>42240649
You do not fucking want any of those my man. Every woman I've met who plays tabletop games, likes jazz, or plays games extensively is a fucking nightmare. Trust me on this. Women aren't meant to have male interests.
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How do you guys meet girls?

A large portion of girls i know are into some of the things you guys mention.
How can this be?
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>>42244384
>How do you guys meet girls?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Medieval history
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>>42244384
Im >>42244068
And the only ones I know are the ones I met in hs and in college right now
Where are you supposed to meet them
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I love industrial music and synth but the funny thing girls, namely of the gothic persuasion LOVED that shit too but lately they are getting harder and harder to find, at least ones that are under 30 and w/ no kids

I also like "edglord" stuff too like
>weapons, firearms /k/ shit
>exploitation "grindhouse cinema
>edgy/dark comics and animu (stuff by Frank Miller, Jhonan Vasquez, Masamune Shirow etc.)
>violent surrealist comedy
>violent old-school vidyas like belt-scrollers

but most "edgy" girls are just tumblrinas larping as edgequeens who get easily offended about that stuff.
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>>42244658
tfw no brap gf

tfw no smothered hope gf
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>>42244466
I've met girls from internships and school,
so that might bias our results a bit.

i met people because they were friends with someone i knew mostly.
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I'm kind of a closeted weapons nut (everything from firearms to polearms and pretty much anything in between), along with historical military aviation and armour. Not for political reasons or anything, I just find it all very interesting. This is in a country where the average person has no interest in any of this whatsoever and is likely to think of you as a creep if you do.
I also like slightly less than mainstream movies and the only woman I've ever met who enjoys those is my mum, so we go together and it's pretty great
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>>42240916
This honestly. I need a girl who likes literally just sitting in silence and doing nothing, because that's all I do.
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>>42244691
>friends
Oh
You didnt have to be like that anon
It hurts enough already
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>>42244686
>ywn never live in the mid-00s and date an aspiring jailbait porn-star g/f who listens to Skinny Puppy and KMFDM
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>>42240587
literally all I do with my spare time is read, listen to music or watch films. can't be that hard to find a girl, the problem is finding one who is attracted to me
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>>42245208
if it makes you feel better,
only like 1 or 2 is really my friend now,
and even then, just barely.

i really had friends like 2 years ago.
at least i thought they were my friends.
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>>42240678
>tfw had an ex gf who played jazz and was insanely talented
>tfw gamer who knew her stuff
hurts a bit desu
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>>42240587
>tfw no yugioh gf
>tfw no robotwars/battlebots gf
>tfw no good anime/mango taste gf

fellow khhvs i wish you good luck.
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>>42240587
>>Tfw you will never have a dinosaur loving gf.
If you are who I think you are I have hope you will find someone. You're a good kid.
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tfw no britbong 4chan non degen gf
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>TFW no /his/ GF
Every girl I know has a very base Interest in history, but never to the point where I could have an analytical conversation
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>>42240587
I love collecting dragon toys as a hobby and have a few extremely rare ones that were made years ago. Everyone I know thinks it's weird to have an interest in dragons and I feel embarrassed even talking about it to people now.
>tfw no dragon loving gf
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>>42246585
I love dragons, anon. I think they're some of the coolest stuff
Care to share some pics of your collection with me?
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>>42240587
>be me
>i like fixing old cars
>beating the shit out of my car and fixing it after is comforting to me
>qt says she is into cars
>really means she likes rich chads and jeeps
also
>tfw no retro-gamer gf
>tfw no obscure music gf
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>>42245808
>tfw like all that
Are you into medarot too, anon?
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>>42240649>
>Tfw your gf (female) is literally all of those
>Jazz multi instrumentalist
>Plays physical MtG with me and is into Pathfinder
>One of her favorite game is Dark Souls and she's building her own gaming computer
>Not fat or ugly, hates normies

I am not worthy
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>tfw no fighting game gf
>tfw no vaporwave gf
>tfw no body mod gf
>tfw no horror film gf
>tfw no culinary gf
>tfw no car enthusiast gf
>tfw no technology gf
Tfw oneitis is 4 of these
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are there any females interested in obsessing over Jonestown
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>>42247286
also forgot to add
>tfw no early 1800s america loving gf
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>>42240587
RAWR
T-REX SMASH
RAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRR
BITE BITE
ROOAR
BITE
imma dino
RAWWWRRRRRR
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Sub Thread!
name your favorite dinosaur!


im really split between the Mosasaurus and the Virgeltiaurs
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>tfw no mst3k gf
>tfw no seinfeld gf
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Wanting to be a mass murderer
Psychology
Philosophy I merely refer to deep discussions about shit
Self loathing
Serial killers
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>>42240877
Sauroposeidon has an awesome name.
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>>42240587
lisp programming
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Here's one that I'm pretty sure not a single girl on the entire planet has for an interest:

Antique toy trains
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>>42240587
>tfw no /out/ gf
>tfw no virgin gf
>tfw skirt wearing gf
>tfw no unsure/unconfident gf
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>>42240587
>tfw no girl will ever share the same appreciation I have for the Tanystropheus.
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>>42247639
dude there are literally millions of girls who have this kind of personality
you're just too much of a loser to go out and approach them
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>>42240587
No girl likes building models.
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>>42244156
I'm a girl and I have sorta similar unwinding rituals except mine involves using alphabet cereal and describing historical figures. Do you have any pictures of your work?
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Airsoft. Although, one time at the field, I saw a 8/10 with an AK-47. I had too much spaghetti in my pockets to talk to her. (I found myself shooting at her instead later).
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>>42240587
> College football

So many girls go to games just to take slutty photos for their shitstagrams and leave after the first quarter.
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>tfw there are girls into anime but they're 90% cosplay whores
>tfw there are girl gamers but they all have the most basic, casual taste
>tfw there are girls who are into music but they all listen to the same genres and have entry level taste
>tfw there are girls who read but they always read really basic classics or YA lit and shitty poetry
>tfw there are girls into politics but they're all center-left libshits who don't know anything about policy
Then you talk to guys and they're into all kinds of different shit and have all sorts of different opinions. I don't get it.
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>tfw no ancap gf
>tfw no autisti/k/ gf
>tfw no history loving gf

I find the idea of me being in a couple completely odd and I'm too paranoid about what people think of me to get a social life, so it's probably never going to happen.
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>>42247949
>games
>music
>politics
I know this feel, even for men. I rarely meet anyone with eccentric taste. I'm listening to medieval music as we speak ffs
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>>42240587
>melee
>high end audio equipment
>fixing cars
>boxing

fuckin roasties will never understand how interesting I am
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>tfw no prussiaboo gf to play gsg with and talk about the seven years war
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>tfw I know girls who like dinosaurs, building models, and medieval European history but they're ethnic so no robot would consider them
Cruel world
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>>42247291
i've never watched it. also by "robot wars" I meant Robot Wars not Super Robot Wars if that wasn't clear.
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>>42248159
Depends on the kind of ethnic, lad.
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>>42248159
>but they're ethnic so no robot would consider them
let me guess by "ethnic" you mean black
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>>42241763
I-i like puzzles.... has to be at least 1000 pieces or else they are no fun to do
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>>42248197
shoo shoo, disgusting tranny
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>>42248189
I basically mean anyone who's visibly not white or east asian, so this thread should be about robots who can't find girls who share their "obscure" interests who they also find attractive
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>>42247721
lies. There are no female robots who like the outdoors. There are hardly any male robots who like the outdoors.
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>>42248264
just say their skin colour m8
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>>42248219
I'M NOT A TRANNY I'M A REAL GIRL!
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>>42248197
dude i fucking LOVE puzzles
making puzzles and solving riddles are like my favorite hobby
Here's one of my thousands of puzzles
If you manage to solve it you will find a clue leading to my hidden blog that's filled with thousands of puzzles
There you can solve them all and become...
THE KING OF GAMES
Do you take up this challenge anon....?
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>>42248321
its a your mother will die in her sleep meme, lads 8^)

>>42248294
lmao get fucken destroyed faggot
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>>42240587
I love Dino's and have since I was a kid, but history is more my thing now and especially with ancient history; no girl is interested in that shit; _;
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>>42248321
Sorry desu, I was taking about jigsaw puzzles.
>>42248284
What does liking the outdoors mean?
>>42248338
Moron.
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Two things:
>books, preferably not genre fiction
>worldbuilding
The former is pretentious and boring, while the latter is autistic. Girls aren't missing out on much really.
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>>42248415
>what does liking the outdoor mean?
Do you stick branches up your pussy?
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>>42247949
>>tfw there are girls into anime but they're 90% cosplay whores

wtf r u talking about?
99% of people i know watch anime, including 99% of the girls i know.
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>>42248473
You were on Santa's naughty list this past year, weren't you? Santa doesn't bring gfs to naughty boys.
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>>42248415
>What does liking the outdoors mean?
exploring the woods, camping, hunting
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>>42240587
dark souls. It's my favorite game series and while I don't want a "gamer" gf I would definitely enjoy one who appreciated dark souls.
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I have always been very fascinated by bugs. Their alien forms and minuscule world enshrouded in wonder and mystery. Their various mechanisms of defense. Their tough exoskeletons and foreign cardiovascular system. Everything about bugs is interesting!
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>>42248175
unsurprisingly roasties pretend to like robot hobbies just to humour them.

>tfw it takes so long to upload a gif on british countryside internet that the captcha times out before the picture uploads
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>tfw no bf to talk with about my collection of different oils, herbs and aromatherapy

>>42242767
There were a couple classic titles I enjoyed that were Japan only, but I can't remember the title of one in particular I loved. I feel like it had 'twinkle' in the title and you played a cute witch where you would shoot things. I think it was a Sega game...Ah! Twinkle Tale! Why didn't we get cool games like that?

>>42248603
How do you feel about Bloodborne? I'm betting you don't have a PS4 like many fans of the souls series, unfortunately.
And what do you think of DSII? I started playing it and dropped it because those nozzles make whips suck hard. All I wanted to do was go around duel whipping everything to death and they couldn't give me that. Do whips still suck in the third game?
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>no pun obsessed GF
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>>42240587
>No gf that'll watch Lain
>No history reading gf
>No gf that enjoys the herb
>No gf that will listen to grindcore/techmetal


just wanna hold her like an anaconda bruv
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>>42248826
>different oils, herbs and aromatherapy
my dad is into that stuff
unfortunately he's more or less lost his mind
probably just a coincidence
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>ywn have a gf that wants to learn Chinese martial arts

Why live?
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>>42248930
>tfw no crazy dad bf to oil up
But to be serious, I'm sorry anon. That has to be painful and hard to deal with if it's actually something similar to alzheimer's disease.
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>>42249040
we dont even live in the same country anymore but whenever we're in contact something seems off, especially compared from how he used to be
i dont know if he's been to a doctor about it
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>>42240587
>TFW no GF who enjoys android game programming.
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>>42249166

Why android...?
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>>42240587
>tfw no lolicore gf
>tfw no non-casual legacy MTG gf
>tfw no Kierkegaard gf
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>>42240587
>Bugs
>Fighting/Strategy videogames
>Chess
>Classical music
>/tg/
WHY CAN'T I EVEN MANAGE TO FIND A TRULY NERDY GIRL
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>>42241562
>manchild cards
lol worse that MLP
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>>42242303
This makes no sense. Cooking is literally following recipes and techniques learned by others.
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>>42242303
>Practically no women actually like cooking
source?
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>>42250436
Lots of girls are into chess and classical music
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>>42250726
lots of girls are into all of these things.
I think it's become "I never found a girlfriend who likes...".
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>>42248837
>no gun obsessed gf
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>>42241886
>>42242047
What do you mean by "investing"? When I hear that word I just consider it as the "catch-all" term for all types of financial securities and all the methods, as this is a hobby (or rather a topic) i'm into. As such what do you mean by "investing?" You mean the simple stuff like buying commission-free index ETFs/ mutual funds and holding? Or the more advanced stuff like daytrading derivatives and quant black-box stuff. I know plenty of women who are accountants and must be familiar with the simple stuff almost anyone in the financial industry (down to the bank teller) at-least heard of. I know of atleast 2 YT channels female personalities even into trading (one of them even into the high-level options strategies; she was on tastytrade). Regarding more advanced stuff in finance yeah the daytrading forums I frequent (not /biz robinhood/crypto kiddies; but forums like willmott ) are only male. Onto academic stuff for finance the only female right off the top of my head who has made contributions to that field is Carol Alexander who wrote some fine textbooks.

>>42244658
>"edgy" girls are just tumblrinas larping as edgequeens who get easily offended about that stuff.

This is true; so many OCs that spill over to reddit/tumblr and end up being "sanitized" and posted by people you wouldn't picture being on 4chan

>>42247748
This is the one hobby where I have never seen a single women into despite dollhouses
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>>42247609
lisp is a dead language anyways
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>>42240587
playing a certain video game until i get ridiculously good at it, then dropping it forever and moving onto the next one
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>>42248175
>tfw like SRW but not robot wars
How unfortunate
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>>42241100
i understand your frustration, fellow smashfag
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>tfw no women can relate to the struggle and joy of starting from nothing and building yourself into something
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>>42252152
why did you have to post this

ouibdfogubskioufybsodufg
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>>42252196
>tfw all the women are waiting at the finish line for the men who succeed
>tfw no women will help you on the journey

feelz lonely man
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>>42240587
>visual programming languages
>motion design
>programming/game dev
>creating fonts
>drawing anime/manga art
>watching anime
>post rock
>4chan
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>tfw no women who are okay with boring conversations about regular day to day life
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>>42252255
>visual programming languages
like what?
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>>42240587
>tfw no History and historical fencing gf
>tfw no strategy game gf.
>tfw no foreign folk music gf
>tfw no polka punk gf.
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>>42252152

LOL implying a /r9k/obot understands that either
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>>42243667
>tfw no traditional military ballad/folk music gf
I feel you with a fucking passion mate.
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>instruments
>actually enjoying video games unless they are whores doing it for male attention
>astronomy
>robotics
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>>42252526
I'm not sexually attracted to robots.
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I want a gf to talk about cosmology with, but the only girls who like physics only like astronomy in the scope of celestial objects.
Feels pretty bad man.
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>>42252560
Astronomy has the most females of all of physics you fucking fag
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>>42252489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zis-oOiUZDo&list=LLDGTxxpJOHMVwpzQuuzhM5g&index=35
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>>42240587

>non-fiction books, film analysis and eastern European history
>youtube videos about 80s-90s technology
>big band and bebop jazz

There are probably women interested in these things, but I don't really care enough to find one.
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>>42252622
They all drop out quickly
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>>42252255

>>drawing anime/manga art
>>watching anime
>>post rock
>>4chan

Sounds like a prettty standard attention whore.
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>>42252647
source?
imma needone.
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>>42252622
Successful female astronomers are few. They only join for the science memes and realize its more than cute science videos before giving up. This can be applied to most STEM fields however. The only field of STEM females are somewhat into is mathematics, and even then it's something like 46%. You're therefore the actual fag.
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>>42242401
I liked this /lit/ girl who read a book every day

she didn't like me back
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>>42252673
I'm majoring in physics.
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>>42252673
>wants source but doesnt provide one for his
>>
most have been mentioned in the thread but I'll mention a few specific ones
>seiyuu
>gravure models
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>>42252685
Granted this is personal annecdote, one of my professors was a female astronomer, and the research project I was on was 50%. Granted it's still a small number but higher density than anywhere else in the physics department.
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>>42252753
One program does not mean it's true everywhere. In the middle east many women are interested computer science, but in most places it's the contrary. You should provide real statistics.
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Tokusatsu, Lego, Public Transportation, Scifi
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>>42240587
>tfw like dinosaurs but only the JP/JW ones
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>>42252720
i didn't make a claim.
i'm not who you thought i was.

>>42252719
i'm also majoring in physics, but i haven't noticed it.

one university is not a very good source either way.
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>tfw ywn spend the rest of your life with a perfect close on yourself, growing separately from one another but always understanding who the other is because you live in perfect compliment to one another
>tfw ywn share all of your moments with another being to affirm the life you live alone
>tfw ywn have a significant other because you can't even take care of yourself, let alone another person
>tfw you're destined to be alone but you've accepted this fate, and can't be fucked to change it
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>>42252923
Patterns of behavior are generally the same everywhere. Same conditions same behavior.
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>tfw no dota 2 gf
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Not so much as an interest but Half Life. Sucks I won't have a girlfriend that loves Half Life as much as I do.
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>>42252994
the conditions aren't the same though.
who goes to your school?
rich kids? poor kids?
americans? europeans? chinese?
etc...
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Y'all sound like you need some male friends, not a gf. There is no point in pushing yourself into a relationship, you WILL despise being around real girls who tend to have simpler/common interests.
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>>42253089
Diverse. Big city. What's with the trip fagging?
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>>42253100
A gf would be better though. We can have the same hobbies and have sex and cuddle afterwards. I can't fuck my male friends, i'm not gay
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>>42240587
>tfw no tactical fps/ trpg gf
>no military surplus gf
>no japanese and latin american history gf
>no stoner rock/vaporwave gf
>no wwII film gf
what hurst the most is that none of my friends even like this stuff
>>
>tfw no theologian gf
i just want someone to talk to about augustine and boethius and them
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>>42240587
I'm hardcore into the following:
>History
>Lovecraft and Lovecraft accessories
>Hard science-fiction
>Comic books
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>>42253193
>I can't fuck my male friends
Not with that attitude
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Smoking some shard and doing 3v3 arenas in world of Warcraft
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>>42253359
that sucks. I once dated a cheeki breeki grill who loved military shit. Movies, milsurp, board games, whatever. She wanted to become PM of Russia and for me to become POTUS so that we could go to war against each other. Other subjects that she enjoyed included yelling at me, yelling at random shit, being irritable, and math. I'll always regret fucking that relationship up.
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>>42253599
>She wanted to become PM of Russia and for me to become POTUS so that we could go to war against each other.
that is super cute anon
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Need a gf interested in heretical/mystical Christian theology and Gnosticism.
>>
History
Mechanics of materials
Aviation
Pre 1990 metal
Jazz
60 rock
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>>42253599
what did you end up doing that messed it all up?
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>>42253621
My heart is not ready for the anime.
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I make model terrain for table top games
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>>42253899
hold the fuck up
theres an anime?
first pop team, then chio-chan now this i cant handle 2018
>>
monogamy

preemptive blox
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I just want a girl with nice and well rounded taste in music. But because woman think of music taste as more of a personality trait and scene, rather than an art form, it's impossible to actually find one who enjoys music.
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>>42240587

>tfw you will never have a long periods of silence doing your own thing comfortably gf
>tfw you will never have a gf who reads anything but YA fiction
>tfw you will never have laughing at webms at 3am gf
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>>42253918
Yes. Starts in April. Someone must have given God the best blowjob in the last billion years for this year's lineup.
>>
I will never meet a women who loves math as much as me, so I'll never be able to tell them about my studies
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>>42254017
>Starts in April.
goddamn thats only 3 months away this is great
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tfw no Thomas the Tank Engine loving GF that will watch the older episodes with you and comment on how the model makers did a good job :c
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>>42253864
I was an immature fucktard who wouldn't swallow his pride after one of our usual retarded fights about nothing and be the first one to step up and apologize. It taught me the valuable lesson that at times I should humble myself to make peace even when I think I'm the wronged party, but the price was steep. It was like learning the valuable lesson that keeping your brains inside of your skull is a great idea, by blowing them out with a shotgun.
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>>42244156
PLEASE take pictures this is very interesting
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>>42253130
that was my captcha i put it in name and forgot
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If I could only find a girl who is into any or all of this:
>Gardening and bonsai
>CRT tellies and gamecube games
>Making stopmotion animation
>Antique kerosene stoves

Cooking, chess, classical music and drawing would be a bonus
I'd be so happy with someone like this, but I am aware that if she were to even exist she'd probably be a fuckup like me.

I remain alone.
>>
>tfw no The Elder Scrolls gf/bf
>>
The most ironic part of this thread is that by the slim, magical chance one of you do find a girl with these interests, most of you will think shes a whore for having an interest in a male-dominated hobby. You all can never be satisfied.
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>>42243864
ask her if she uses RoHS or lead
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>>42244772
Ain't that a bitch? I cannot vent my frustrations to anyone else every fucking time I hear retarded gun shit in the news, like this "security expert" caliming loose ammunition would just explode in an aircraft cabin due to the pressure difference. What a fucking retard.

Gun culture in my country is weird too, it's mostly rich people with macho bullshit and 99.97% fuddlore. I once had a criminology teacher say to my class that hollowpoints pierce through nody armor. Needless to say, I sperged out.

>tfw /k/-tier gf never
I know there's no perfect girl, but still...
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>tfw no in-field gardening gf
>the no gf to deep plow her fertile clay while injecting my nourishing seed into the ground as I thrust my seed drill at regular intervals
Pic-related: the soybean section of my garden
>tfw no soyim goyim gf to plant beaned estrogen and confuse the kikes
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>>42241020
>Has an impressive looking 'horn'
>It's actually not a weapon
>Just uses it to cry out loudly
Confirmed soydino
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>>42240587
>tfw no woman likes Cold War military history and equipment
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>>42256744
>Tfw no sage-farmer gf to purify normie-infested boards
I keep this specimen for special occasions, especially threads that make me sad
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>>42256744
>gardening
That's a cool hobby, not very robot-like desu. Have you had successful harvests yet or did you just start?
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>Harsh noise
>tfw HNW gf
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>>42256795
I started a while ago. I'd consider it very robotic if you do it alone. Just you, the soil, and your crops. You end up developing great appreciation for those things after getting your first few harvests and crop failures.
When gardening, I end up finding more pleasure in sweat and work than in anything else, and I think that's a neat thing.
>pic related: part of my eggplant, cassava, and soybean plots in one image
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>tfw no /o/ gf

origin
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>>42240587
>tfw you will never have a MeMe loving gf
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>>42256861
>eyes not on the road
why...
>female
oh
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>tfw no vaporwave gf
I don't even know a person IRL that know what vaporwave is.
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>>42256852
Very cool. There's something appealing about eating food you've provided yourself from the beginning. Hence why I'm also interested in hunting.
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>>42240587
>List interests you have that practically no girls are interested in.

Fascism
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>tfw willl never have a me loving gf
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>>42256952
It's not even all spiritual. Taste is a big part of it. On the other hand, I've grown wheat and after holding a bushel in my hand, I felt the basic human achievement of harvesting my fist clump of grain. It's like the feeling is programmed into the human brain after so many generations of agriculture (and hunting for that matter). I'm also growing rice to see how that feels too.
>tfw no based Nipponic traditional Christian rural farming gf
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>>42255509
> the fact that will never be acknowledged
>>
>tfw no misogynist gf
This is not fair
>>
>social issues
>deviant psychology
>worldbuilding
>art
>music
>fashion / aesthetics
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I have a misogynist hardcore gamer fig collecting big tits traditionalist /pol/ mentally ill gf (female)
>>
military history

oregano
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>>42250636
maybe anon meant more advanced techniques, not just recipes women see on buzzfeed.
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>>42254902
i like gardening, drawing, and baking (it's not cooking but it's somewhat near it?)
>>
>>42240587
>tfw no classical music loving gf
>tfw no gf that loves to study combined arms tactics
>tfw no football (i.e. soccer) loving gf (preferably can play)
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>>42257850
What do you grow, originally?
>>
I have no interests so,
>tfw no gf with no interests
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>tfw no gf that loves mystery and detective novels

Closest thing is elderly women with no children.
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>>42257916
You're on the wrong board
oregnnnnii
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>>42240587
>that absolutely soulcrushing feeling when no gun fanatic /k/ girlfriend who will wear a skirt and carry a 1911
>and say "the second amendment is only second because i love you most
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>all girls who have somewhat of an interest in mecha shit only watch pleb shit like Gundam, Gode Gayass, NGE and Gurren Langan
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>>42243667

>analytic philosophy

This is why you're on r9k, buddy.
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>>42257500
Where did you get her larper
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>>42257850
Baking is even better.
But are you a girl(female) and are you willing to be my gf?
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>>42240587
your woman isn't for sharing your meaningless hobbies with. That's what other men are for. Women are for fucking and other shit
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>>42257481
Literally most young women today are into social issues, deviant psychology, art, and music. Some more than others
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>>42261235
Funny you should say larper because we went larping as well as playing D&D once or twice too. We met at a drama club. She was a bit of a wallflower. Joined to help with her anxiety. It didn't.
>>
A GF that likes good classic movies. I'm forced to watch shit love Saw as if it's actually good or entertaining



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