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National Action arrest edition
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>>42244537
Fuck all /britfeel/ posters desu, they are all nonces
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Just stuck a finger up my bum whilst having a wank lerds

Am I a bender now?
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>>42244518
w-wait...my clothes smell of smoke. And why is a petrol can next to my bed?
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>tfw spiders are crawling into your brain to take control of you
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made a willy with prim lads, hahaha!
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>>42244572
Anon, you should have listened to me
I could have kept them out
And then it would have just been you and me
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>>42244555
>le being a nonce is a bad thing meme
when will this stop?
captcha: children place
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>>42244581
oopsy woopsy!
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>refuse to move in with dad's incredibly abusive girlfriend who misgenders me and is unbelievably transphobic
>social worker told my dad that he's not allowed to just leave me alone and move in with her himself because that's abandonment
>he needs "24/7 care from someone"
>social worker tells him that he can get an NHS nurse and they're really good
>he brings that old she-whale here instead
>can hear her misgender me
>going to call my sw tomorrow morning and say that this environment is not safe for me and make my dad stop being a man child and get a nurse instead
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>>42244594
BUT THEN YOU WOULD HAVE MURDERED ME
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Having some slag over tonight. Should I kill her?
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>>42244604
You're self medicating, you idiot, you aren't actually trans
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>>42244602

My member is a lot larger than that thank you very much
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>>42244596
Right u cunt ur dead
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>>42244604
lovely, just when the news of the NHS winter crisis has struck, another eastern european about to add to the strain
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>>42244537
Lads!

I need input here:

I guess I'm 'bi' but I hate the phrase because it's become a meme. I really like gayness, but also like babes too if you catch my drift.

If I was in an openly gay relationship, I guess few girls that knew would one day go out with me? Same the other way around(gays hate bi's).

Do I have to just pick?
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>>42244611
No I wouldn't have, anon
It's not murder if I do it because I love you
Let's be together
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>>42244619
Yeah livestream please. Make her give /britfeel/ a shoutout too
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>>42244604

The environment is safe for you, her calling you male is not a danger too you, it's not even incorrect either
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>>42244604
Homeless chan is a HE and will always be
Homeless chan is a HE forever
Homeless chan is a HE
Homeless chan is a HE
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>>42244537
National Action is just full of edgy 17 year olds and nutters lad tbqh
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>>42244643
how could you love me if I can't even convince myself to love me
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>>42244642
Why even tell anyone who you wanna fuck unless you ask? Then you can just say you're bi, but who needs to go around wearing the bloody label?
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>>42244642
Gays don't hate bi's. My boyfriend is gold star gay and I'm bisexual
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>>42244604
>social worker told my dad that he's not allowed to just leave me alone and move in with her himself because that's abandonment
is that by any chance because you're underage?
if you weren't a dont see why this would be an issue
if you are you SHOULDNT BE HERE
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>>42244620
How does that make me not trans
Your logic is very flawed
If it's an official diagnosis you want I got one from Dr. Helen Webberley
>>42244631
I want him to just die already. Too bad it'll take 6 months
>>42244646
No, it's not what social services considers safe.
It's hatespeech and illegal for a reason desu
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>>42244672
>Gays don't hate bi's.
a lot do sweetie
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>>42244642
>"hey Stacy would you like to date? I had my dick up another lads arse btw"
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>>42244694
how do you expect to find a boyfriend on here when you hate the only male figure in your life and want him to die quicker?
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>>42244668
I mean like how word gets around that anon is in a relationship x. Of course I never will tell anyone "I'm bi" in real life.

>>42244672
I thought they did because they think they'd run off with a woman.
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>>42244604
You only have to put up with it for a few more months then you can legally move out
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Stop replying to this eastern European bloke FFS.
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>>42244653
tilde absolutely having a mental breakdown after today
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>>42244604
Sounds real easy being a Tranny
No social worker has ever given two shits about my 'problems'
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>>42244728

Back to buttfuckistan where he belongs.
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>>42244694
>Dr. Helen Webberley
>GP probed for giving child, 12, gender-change hormones
Oh yeah, that reminds me, fuck off underage
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>>42244694
>Dr. Helen Webberley
Silly ruining the character arc like this. Too obvious
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>>42244742

There's no such thing as a "tranny". It's just some foreign mentalist.
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>>42244692
he's 15 lad, worst part is people are giving him yous
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>>42244727
That hasn't been a problem for us for four years, but I'm not the voice of the community.
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about to have a wank so no one give me any (you)s or i'll have to check them and ruin my flow
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>>42244727
If you're in a relationship it really doesn't matter if you're bi
Not like you're gonna go around fucking someone of the other gender, you're better than that right lad?
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>>42244694
>I want him to just die already
Fucklass that's cold what did he do to deserve that
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>>42244770
Yeah sure thing lad have a good one
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>>42244779
stop calling him lass you brainded moron. It's a guy in a skirt
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>>42244742
What were you problems
Also she has a sw because she's young not because she's transgender
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>>42244810

Thayt's going to get fed it's own cock and balls real soon.
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>homeless chan posts during the day
no anons chimping out

>homeless chan posts when tilde is back from work
anons suddenly come out spamming hate


can anyone work this mystery out??
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>>42244821

There's no such thing as transgender. This bloke is just a mentalist.
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Am I the only one itt that has no issue calling trannies by their preferred pro-noun as long as they're actually going through treatment?
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>>42244642
Gays don't hate bis they just secretly and not-so-secretly believe you're in a full gay denial.
Can't see many women being okay with dating a guy who ever fucked a guy though.
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>>42244829
>15 year old boy posts on 4chan
>not banned
There's the real mystery lad
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>>42244717
He hurt me all my life and the daily physical abuse and abandonment that I experienced when I was was 3 years old was probably one of the main causes of my gender dysphoria because I started showing symptoms within a year of him leaving.
If anything this is just karma biting his ass
My grandma is a gypsy witch doctor shaman and she predicted that he'd get fucked at this specific age lol
Either way how is this related to boyfriends
>>42244728
I'm not going to put up with it
>>42244746
I didn't get hormones from her because she offered me low patches and goserelin which both suck.
>>42244779
Just hurt me my entire life
Read the reply to the first quote
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>>42244842
As long as they didn't buy some fucking pills off the internet and start calling themselves a girl
Zero respect for self-medicators, simple as
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>>42244804
fuck sake bro i missed the insertion to read this
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>>42244842
No I don't mind it either
We're going to get lynched by polacks now
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Fucks sake lads done too much speed again and have no one to chat shit to.
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>>42244860
>My grandma is a gypsy witch doctor shaman
and she still could not tell you you are a bloke? She's a shit shaman
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>>42244860
homelass, have you ever been sexually abused/assaulted?
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>>42244842

I wouldn't entertain a tranny and call them by their fantasy gender
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>>42244895

His dad probably did.
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>>42244860
>'m not going to put up with it
Sorry but it doesn't look like you have a choice
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>>42244871
Oops sorry lad I'll make sure to not do it again
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>>42244891
That's what the Internet is for fren
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>>42244844
I gender trannies that pass correctly
If it looks like a girl it's a she
>>42244894
She doesn't even know I'm trans
She said I'd make a very pretty girl multiple times in the past though
>>42244895
I don't remember that ever happening but maybe
>>42244915
I do tho
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>>42244860
I genuinely hope you get throat cancer.
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>>42244619
Nah don't m8.
She might be a virgin weeaboo asspie. Then you'd feel bad.
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tinder is shit lads, it's all basic bitches. I want some art hoes that will destroy my life.
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>Any response to underage tripfag other than reporting for violation of Global Rule 2
Very very disappointed in you lads
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>>42244944
Shame humans have these things called chromosomes, and judging from your posts you're even so lucky as to have a couple extra.
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>>42244962

I got another match last night, seems to be the most promising one in a year
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>>42244944
> i put on a skirt
> i am suddenly trans now
no
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>>42244962
Try music festivals or go to some lefty political thing there will be towns of nutty girls to pick from
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Sometimes I go to give it (you)s then remember we're literally talking to a trans child on the internet and it all feels so wrong
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>>42244842
i mostly have no issue. i only have an issue when its kids because kids talk shit and dont really know what they want. I said all sorts of weird shit when i was a kid
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>>42244919
goddammit anon i missed the cum shot on my first video, and the playlist autoplayed to the second one when it finished
this is getting really inconvenient now
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Does anyone have that 'wolf of coinbase' image
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>>42244979
That would make you a cross dresser not trans
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every time you open your mouth you contradict yourself

how does anybody tolerate you
oh wait, they don;'t
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>>42244962
same bro but i dont know where to find them
not that i can get the basic bitches either like
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Who would win in a fight, lads. Alexander Gordon Jahans or our Ebin?
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>>42244996
>wolf of coinbase
of course
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>>42244985
Not Like it's the worst thing you've ever don't on 4chan right?
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>>42245003
that would make me Homeless Chan
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>>42244860
>Either way how is this related to boyfriends

your parents are what influence your expectations of people of each sex. if your dad was a bad person and you hate him, you will find it hard to navigate relationships with men and usually end up with bad men whom you hate.
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>>42245010
where do you live? we could go art hoe hunting together.
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>>42244989
Ah shit my bad anon just make sure you don't read this one till you're done alright?
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>>42245037
Nah she takes pills it's a whole other level
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>>42245020
jahans on pure mass
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>>42244842
Entertaining the delusions of the mentally ill does more harm than good. If a schizophrenic guy started shouting and asking me to call him the King Louis XVIII I wouldn't do that either.
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I remember a few years ago in some /r9k/ chatroom I got pounced on and yelled at by like four White Knights defending this trans lad for me misgendering them

I was merely adding 'man' to the end of all my post because I was super high and watching the Big Lewbowski at the time

And that's why I don't like Trannies
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>now apparently has a fucking gypsy grandmother who predicted she'd be a beautiful girl

oh for fuck sake, I'm not swallowing this noncesense anymore. she's pulling our legs ffs
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>>42244944
Stop using up taxpayers resources.
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>>42245052
Not always true my dad raped my sister when she was 7 and now she's happily married with 2 kids
(Unlike me)
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I can understand why trannies refer to themselves as their preferred pronoun, that is part of the mental illness.

Why do otherwise mentally healthy individuals entertain it?
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Can I get some you's I'm broke
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>>42244842
I have no problem with you or trannies do whatever they want

but if I get criminalised for not playing along that's where I draw the line
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>>42245093
bet she calls him daddy and has him go in rough
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>>42245083
That's more of a reason to not like white Knights
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>>42245054
york, hbu? also where would you even go to hunt art hoes?
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>>42244944
Does anyone from your "clan" or whatever you subhuman mutts call yourselves even work?
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>>42244973
what's she like lad?
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>>42245119
Funnily enough I've never asked her
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>>42245063
I dont think you refusing to call them one thing or another is going to do harm or good. And if the guy had bought himself some regal robes and a nice crown I probably would call him King Louis desu he's put a lot of effort in it's only polite
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>>42245055
fuck you you're just out to ruin my night aren't you?
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>>42245139

A bit chubby, in her 30s, very nice to talk to though, not a vapid roastie like 98% of tinder women
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Anyone else watch Mr Robot?
I usually hate watching TV shows (too long, prefer concise 'experiences' that 2hr~ films provide, among other things), but decided to give it a shot after friend recommendation, hearing that it was envisioned as a film in the first place, and that it has a set number of seasons/pre-planned.
It's really good. Shot really well, I love Elliot's characters, how they portrayed the 'real' world (hacking, social issues, mental issues, etc.), soundtrack, etc. I guess this is why people like TV/anime so much, because you really become attached to the characters.
But now I have to wait a year for the next season, and every week after for episodes to roll out -- another reason why I hate TV.
I can't really get it out of my head, hence posting.
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Should I give up on my dream of uni lads?
Talking today to my Mum and she just said that I was too old to keep trying, Im 19 still dont have a L3 qualification, I got dealt a bad hand and bad decision making made things worse.
It just got to me, my family has always been supportive and believed in me but fuck they really are disapointed in me and given up.
>Pic related really sums my feelings up tbqh.
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my opinion on trannies:

I think they think that changing their body will make them happy. I think that's wrong and that it won't make them happy. You're basically saying 'my happiness requires other people to think of me as a certain gender' which is stupid.

Everything begins with your brain, your happiness, contentment or sadness and even things like gender dysphoria entirely stem from within your mind. Start there.
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>>42245171
>>42245172
>>42245174
Look at all this shit I didn't read
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>>42245102
Thats my whole argument. With other forms of delusion doctors and the family try to help them out of it. But with trannies we're all meant to jump on the bandwagon and pretend everything is fine.

>>42245154
Except he's more likely to have coated himself in his own shit and runs around throwing needles at people.
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>>42245093
the marriage represents the situation in which she was abused, and her two kids represent you and your sister. she's actually stuck reliving those moments, and has built a life to recapture it
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There is literally nothing wrong with dating a 16 year old if you are significantly older
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114th post for the file size limit being bullshit.

Anyone else play ark? I like it, but it's buggy as all hell. It also runs like Lieutenant Dan. Seriously, move at any real speed, and the game starts to chug like shit. Might go back to playing the new Deus Ex.

Post waifus.
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I think I hate at least 90% of the posters ITT right now.
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>>42245190
read it please
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>>42245222
in the eyes of the law, which is what matters.

fuck what normies think. I would deffo do a thorough check of ID though
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>>42244982
Can confirm that this is a correct approach.
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>>42245233
Why ladd?
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>>42245233
So why are you still here
(Not being funny or anything)
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What's everybody's penis size here
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>>42245174
very much a case of lunatics running the asylum

>it's the best treatment available
maybe stop protesting alternative medicines then
most of them wouldn't even want to be free of ""gender dysphoria"" if it was an option
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>>42244962
oh boy, if you don't realise art hoes are basic bitches yet...
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>>42245279
>Why ladd?
Do you care?
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>>42245285
6 long, 5.5 girth
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>>42245293
Not really but it'd be rude to just outright ignore a lad.
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>>42245279
>>42245284
>hate homeless chan
>hate /pol/tier tranny haters
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>>42245297
I'm a solid 2, you guys wanna see?
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>>42245289
>lunatics running the asylum
ah like Arkham Asylum

>>it's the best treatment available
who are you quoting
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>>42245285
7x5.5. Not the best but I'm not going to complain.
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>>42245319

>Almost made a reply to this
>Realise there is someone in this thread with that same size
>That would be an illegal request
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>>42245285
5.5 last time I was bored enough to measure, lost weight since then though and seems longer
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>>42245317
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmm hmmmmmm yes
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We should all post our buttholes, so we can help identify each other better
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Careful lads, eastern euro tranny might be about to post CP at any moment
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>>42245353
>tee hee I have an above average penis, but I really would take more if I could!

fucking normies
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>>42245389
I'm a 23 year old virgin with no mates, mate.
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>>42244970
I have one spare, 47xxy
>>42244979
That's not what I'm doing
I grew up as a girl, I have female socialisation and I'm living full time as female
>>42245052
Why would I date bad men
I like good guys and soyboys
>>42245091
I'm not the one using them up, my dad is
>>42245137
My dad was a doctor before his medical license ran out and he started working in a milk factory
>>42245285
1.7"
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The question of the evening, is whether to have a second muller rice or not
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>>42245367
spoiler that shit yo spooked me so hard I started crying and fingering my own asshole
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>>42245418

Go for it lad, might as well if you're enjoying
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>>42245285
8x5.5. Really upset about my girth, so close to having a porn star cock.
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>>42245297
>>42245353
>>42245365
>>42245414
Wow that's a lot of dicks
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>>42245430
seems to be your own problem lad
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Why did cotswold randomly post a picture of himself
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so bored I'm going to just fuck off to bed and lay there for a bit before I inevitably get a bit tired

had tons of wild dreams since christmas, hope they don't go away now that I'm eating normally again
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>>42245168
>A bit chubby, in her 30s, very nice to talk to though

Sounds like my gf lad.
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>>42245418
100% yez lad
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tilde same old bullshit post number 7
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>>42245414
Yeah and I'm living full time as King Louis XVIII and I socialise solely with the 18th century French aristocracy, and I demand you address me as his majesty from now on.
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>>42245480

Well are you sure she isn't on tinder herself? How have things been in your relationship lately?
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>>42245414
Could you ask to be put up for adoption
Would your dad let you go
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>>42245168
what iss your age lad?
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Does anyone want to see my dong?
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>>42245473
for new year or something I dunno

probably knew exactly what he was doing, the little faunlet
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>>42245489
As you wish your majesty
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>>42245285
6.1 inches length (BPEL)
5.9 inches girth.

Seems roughly average in terms of length, but quite girthy. I feel like anything short of porn star proportions makes women think you are small though.
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>full time as a female
what does that even mean
wear a dress instead of jeans?
use the womens toilets?
why are these so fucking important, you sound like a crazy person
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>>42245522
yes anon show us the peen
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>>42245501
No arguments recently although I did turn her down for sex last week because I couldn't be bothered.
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>>42245530
women will always find something lacking, might as well be the bennis
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>>42245518

I'm 25 years old


>Try to be original by making the sentence longer
>Still doesn't allow me to post
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>>42245541
You know how men and women act different? Well she's actually like a girl all the time
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why is he still here?

you fuckers didn't buy him anything did you?!
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>>42245418
>Not making your own asian rice pudding with cardamom, cinnamon, and saffron
Absolutely haram trash tier
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>>42245568
>i act like a tiger
>i am now a tiger
fuck off
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>>42245568
no, I don't
give me an example

when I go shopping, I see women who are also shopping
when I go to work, there's women there also working
Sex doesn't play into any of it
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>>42245554

I take it you only buy tinned and frozen vegetables now to avoid spoilage
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>>42245514
Ss said foster care is not an option because of my age and the fact that I'm a Lithuanian citizen
Didn't mention adoption, my dad would let me go but who would adopt me lol
>>42245541
I live as female
I get called female
I act female
I dress female
I talk female
My mannerisms are female
My hormone levels are female
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>>42245588
There isn't treatment to turn you into a tiger but there is for gender
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>>42245135
ah i'm a londoner. there are a few clubs and squat parties that i sometimes attend that are filled with them. I just chicken out because I'm scared of STDs and shit.

Also i have to take a lot of drugs and booze to get the confidence to go as I don't really have any friends.
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>>42245611
>I dress female

Normal women don't wear stripy tranny socks
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so would anybody if you pumped them full of estrogen
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>>42245551
Dong delivery
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>>42245603
Men are competitive and outgoing women are more openly emotional
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>>42245615
>pills turn your penis into a vagina and vice versa
you are talking out your ass
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I might fuck a twink. I have only had sex with women, but i want to try something different. How is gay sex compared to straight?
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>>42245611
Would you attend my Monarch Pride Parade in Paris this Sunday?
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>>42245588
More like
>fMRI says my brain is the opposite gender
>I as a consciousness am represented by my brain ergo I am female
Now let's stop the tranny talk

Anyone know any good milk free orange flavoured chocolate to replace the spherical hole in my life that is chocolate oranges?
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>>42245641
on average
there are outliers for each group
a man who is effeminate (and they do exist) is not a woman

if it's just about the word "woman" then take it
you're a woman, I'm a woman, everybody's a woman
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>>42245665
>the female brain
you had to go there
well, thanks for letting us all know you're a dimwit
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>>42245634
I don't wear that either. I dress very modest.
Gonna wear tights with shorts and a black denim jacket with faux fur in spring though
>>42245636
That's what mine looks like in the cold but not as girthy and not mutilated
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Am I gonna see some buttholes or what
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>>42245577
Didn't know this existed tbf. The thai variant sounds nice, and kheer. Might try making some. Can't be too hard

>>42245438
I think I've had too much sugar today or I would
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>>42245686

I didn't catch that, did you say "I reproduce as a female" too?
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>>42245686
Lol meth made my dick 2 inches long. I told you I'm a solid 2
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Is it worth continuing a hobby you don't really like because one of your only friends does it and invites you along and if you stop you'll have pretty much no one irl?
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>>42245701
No I never said that
I couldn't even reproduce as a make either thanks to my chromosomal disorder
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>>42245697

I've had too much sugar today too, too much Christmas food left over
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>>42245716

You're not a female then, end of story
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>>42245686
I need an answer so I can reserve you a slot on the float we're building.
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>>42245631
you go on your own? even on drugs thats brave, i respect that
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>>42245636
Really sorry lad
>>42245649
There is surgery for that it's not 100% but it's close enough
>>42245653
It would be an honor your highness
>>42245671
No he is a man that act like a woman though so it is possible for people to act female which was my original point
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>>42245232
Posted.
On the subject of optimisation, Japanese games seem to be pretty good compared to their western counterparts for some reason. I played MGSV on max at a consistent 60fps and I don't think it ever crashed. Must be magic. Having said that, Nier ran like shit until people realised it was rendering light it didn't need to, but after that got modded out it ran fine.
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>>42245746
So are females that can't reproduce or with pcos also not female?
Are menopausal women not female either
Your stupidity knows no bounds and your point doesn't make sense
If you actually knew what you were talking about you'd say "hurr durr reassign your y chromosome" which is actually a valid point but instead you bring up something like reproduction
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>>42245473

he knows hes cute and wants attention
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>>42245746
So when a woman goes through menopause what dose she turn into?
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>>42245796
Y = male

that's as concise as I can make it
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>>42245710
Well, what's the hobby?
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>>42245784

The menopause is a normal part of the female lifespan, and pcos is a medical condition that only affects females.

You are not a female, you are a male with Klinefelter syndrome
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>>42245825
maybe
I have blank spots in my memory from substance abuse
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>>42245825
>for money
no
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>>42245605
I think you meant to reply to someone else but I don't see anything in the thread about vegetables so I dunno what you mean.
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>>42245804
That's a very simplifyed way of looking at it
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This thread is full of gays and you lads cant answer one simple gay question
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>>42245796
As I said, the menopause is a normal part of the female life cycle. A post-menopausal woman will still have a vagina, womb and ovaries
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>>42245828
I think he's heard it before lad
you're not going to change anybody's perspective today

>>42245844
occams razor
why do you need it to be complicated
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>>42245856
You also said because she can't give birth she isn't female
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>>42245784
Just reading up about Klinefelter syndrome, how did you get diagnosed homeless?
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>>42245877

I never said that at all. To all reasonable people that haven't been brainwahsed by 4chan memes, eurotranny is a male
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>>42245877
go back to highschool lad
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>>42245877
because there's no vagina, womb and ovaries you dumb fuck
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>>42245864
I don't need it to be it just is. Your ignoreing huge swathes of stuff and focusing on the one thing that support your argument
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>>42245554

Fucking hell, that's a bit harsh just because some asparagus went off.
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>>42245916
are you for real

read your post back to yourself
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looking for robot boyfriend will post face pic
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>>42245828
>You are not a female, you are a male with Klinefelter syndrome

It was a male, now it is ambulatory meat.
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I thought homeless was revealed to just be a dumb roastie
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>>42245940

I'd agree with you there
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>>42245916
couldn't give a toss what you think a woman/girl is
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>>42245946

It's just a former immigrant bloke.
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>>42245938
post face pic then
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>>42245938
I'll be your robot bf if you're cute anon
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>>42245961
Your breaking the rules lad
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Invade Amsterdam
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>>42245924
Can you even get asparagus in winter?
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>>42245987
dunno, never been
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>>42245980

I wonder if Xi is having fun riding the army vehicle
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>>42245983
too masculinee
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Phone Abe
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This is now a cool/weird/creepy image thread
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>>42246024
I wonder what language they speak in or if they just have translators.
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>>42246006
We can at least makeout
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>>42246027
>This is now a cool/weird/creepy image thread
2
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>>42246031
He used to speak Mandarin with the Prime Minister of Australia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bro4mkb_VKc
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>>42245681
>I disagree
>You must be dumb
>Same brain SAME BRAIN
This isn't a fun place any more. 2018 ruined /britfeel/. Now it's just /brit/. I live in /brit/; why do I need a thread for that?
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>>42245983
You look cute anon, gingers are hot
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>>42245983
I am only like femboys.
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>>42246064
How many hours of practice do you reckon it takes to get to that level? I would genuinely love to be able to do that but if it's going to take 5000+ hours then it might not be worth the time investment.
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>>42244537
>doing nofap
>subconsciously start fiddling with my willy
every time
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>>42246064
That interviewer was looking to get bleached
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Seduce GILFs
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>>42246111

He was a diplomat before becoming PM, so he got years of practice in his job. I'd say 1,000 and you should be pretty good to go
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>>42246086
Thanks for the compliment anon, are you a cute boy?
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>>42246087
>I'm not actually gay
ftfy
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>>42245818
5 a side football
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>>42246142

By the looks of things they should have used Xi instead of Trump in this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIrDLwGPP9s
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>>42246080
you just did exactly what you're complaining about
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>>42246143
How many hours did you put in so far?
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>>42246148
I'm a boy, I don't know about cute though...
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wanted to go for a nice walk in the forest but then I remembered everything is fucking dead gray shit and cold outside for the next few months
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>>42246080
if you want a """fun""" echochamber then /lgbt/ is waiting for you
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>>42246177

Hard to say, I'm on my app inbetween shitposts now. I'd say about 300 hours cumulative though perhaps.
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>>42245762
If i know the music playing I'll go on my own yeah. that helps a lot because I can just go and see something I like and if something else happens then so be it, if not I just go home.
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>>42246157
Call me whatever you like, i like women and femboys
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>>42246178
Oh well, I don't live in Britain anyhow
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Made some soup instead lads. Still 200 calories left to go
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>>42246200
I want the minority talking to go. Whenever I come on here now, it's just "paki euro fag tranny" rather than what it used to be in its prime.
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>>42246249
what's ur BMI now?
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>>42246249
crisps and chocolate are good for calories
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>>42246255
yeah, /lgbt/ would love you
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>>42246249
>200 calories left to go
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE NUMBERS RUN OUT?
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>>42246257
Shouldn't ask a girl her weight!

>>42246263
They're bad calories I think. I try and eat healthy stuff
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lads im really bored
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>see sexy thing
>want to fap
>realise I only fap once a day at most and dont want to 'waste' it and agonise over if it's good enough
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>>42246305
do thing
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Is britfeel dead yet?
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>>42246303
you had a fucking BMI of 14, how can i not be curious?
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>>42246303
>Shouldn't ask a girl her weight!

Good job he didn't then!
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>>42246339
weak
I got to 14.3 in my prime
now I'm fat ;_;
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>>42246331

Nah, we appear to be over the worst thank god
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>>42244537
>tfw all your mates get arrested
>tfw the only reason you left the house or improved yourself physically and mentally was taken away by the government
I BREAK OUT
AND THEN THEY DRAG ME BACK IN
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When did you start posting?

http://www.strawpoll.me/14759181
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>tfw my life is falling apart
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>>42246406

Where's it going wrong anon?
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>>42246388
They probably shouldn't have broken the law then should they have mate
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Have any of you ever taken another man bareback on the sofa
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>>42246303
suppose they are not great but 200 as a little snack on top of healthy stuff is fine. If you only you are really bothered, then i guess yogurts or nuts is good
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Who /2018poster/ here?
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>>42246402
what part of 'anonymous' are you struggling with
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>>42246430
No one else follows the fucking law except us goddamnit.
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tilde same old bullshit post number 8 and 9
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2018 is definitely off to a worse start than 2017
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>>42246465
That's because I'm here now bitch
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>>42246442
'ymous'. Being a seasoned 4chan user I'm well aquainted with 'anon'
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>>42246489
we didn't always refer to each other as 'anon'
that only became a thing in recent years
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>forgot to take meds
>also hungry
>realise I dont deserve to be happy in anyway so continue suffering
BRING ON THE WHIRLWIND
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>>42246521
can't help those who don't wanna be helped
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Britfeel must fall, and this thread is the start of my work
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>>42246545

If the actual fucking moderators themselves can't kill it, what chance do you have?
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>>42246556
Because, Unlike them, I'm American.
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>>42244604
It already takes 5 fucking hours to see a doctor for fucks sake go back to Estonia slavshit
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>>42246596

Did a britbong shag your girlfriend or something?
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best way to find a dealer other than asking a frien?
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>>42246596
Yanks have come and fell. We have survived everything from ultra spam to homeless trannys. What da fuck you gonna bring, huh, sucka?
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I wonder if the National Action anon in here (who was almost certainly posting last night) was one of the 5 men arrested
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>>42246596
>orrrrringgggeo
>>still not original
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>>42246626
No, where is my Americafeel. I will destroy this place and erect a new thread, one for America. A thread for freedom life liberty and the pursuit of happiness. It's already begun. We took your empire now this is all that's left.
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>>42246596

JUGGLE 4 KNIVES, 3 APPLES AND 6 BOWLING BALLS OR YOU WILL BE SHOT
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>>42246646
dark net is your friend anon... Go look up a guide or something
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>>42246687

We already made Amerifeel for you about 15 times before, and even then it only survived longer than an hour because we propped it up out of pity
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>>42246596
>>42246666
Curse Yankees
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This should be a laugh

>>42246745
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>>42246721
Yeah yeah, let the games begin
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can't decide whether to spend my christmas money on a new helmet or a working GPU
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>>42246770
that feels so wrong
feels like that inbetweeners rip off they did
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>>42246770
I have them their first reply out of pity
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>>42246794

Shall we give them a pity reply, or just let it die a natural death in 15 minutes?
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>>42246812
No you stupid redcoat stay the fuck out of Americafeel
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It's already degraded to minnesotafeel
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Alright lads tough question here what's your favourite colour?
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>>42246865
>It's already degraded to minnesotafeel

This is why their feel threads fail. America is too big and diverse. Britain is a small shit hole, we all know the pain of walking past a gang of chavs, listening to deano chat on about the footy, and being looked down by the dole
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>>42246880
Rhodopsin grue.
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>>42246897
>we all know the pain of walking past a gang of chavs, listening to deano chat on about the footy, and being looked down by the dole
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>>42246770
I feel so mean but I cant stop laughing.
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I'm pretending to be a yank in the americanfeel. I am going to say dude instead of lad
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>>42246770
Theyre so retarded they called it Americafeel

That would be like calling this Britainfeel
Surely it should be /Yankfeel/? Thats expecting a lot of them though
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They arent even fighting back. Just feels cruel
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Answer complicated data questions on China for banking internships
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I absolutely fucking lost my sides at this comment

>>42247026

Godspeed whoever posted that
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Who else pretending to be a yank?
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>tfw we can run a better amerifeel than they ever could
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>>42247190
im fucking crying at laughter at how funny this is. Remember to say dudes instead of lads, it can be our codeword
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Thanks for the thread faggots. Looks like we'll have to gain our independence once more, this time on the Internet
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This is the best thing you bastards have done in months. I'm in fucking stitches
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>>42244604
>abusive because she misgenders you
She sounds like a good lass you mentally cunt. Your kind is the reason the NHS is in the shitter.
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Anyone else ever had sleep paralysis before?

Had it for the first time last night and it's a bloody strange experience.
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I'm going to rescue her, lads! Wish me luck.
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>>42247457
fuckloads of it, means you have a high chance of lucid dreams too though
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>>42247457
Used to get it all the time. Still do occasionally. Pretty horrid
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>>42247489
One of my knuckles was pressing into my throat so I was a bit uncomfortable, but I knew what was going on straight away so I just enjoyed the strangeness of it to be honest.

Managed to open my eyes but it felt like they were cemented together.
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>>42247457
It freaks you out but it's only momentary in my experience. Did you see any frightening images?
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>>42247604
No, when I managed to open my eyes I only saw static, like when you rub your eyes. Just closed them again.
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>>42247457
I remember I got that once a good while ago. Really strange experience didn't see anything spooky but strange nonetheless
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You faggots wanna GTFO amerifeel?
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Feel like this lad might be on a wind up
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>>42247763
/Britfeel/ is the primary thread on /r9k/. All other threads are ours by right of divine mandate.
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>>42247569
i quite enjoy sleep paralysis, you can use it as a launchpad into lucid dreams and obe's
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>>42247867
>tfw might still be lucid dreaming and don't even know it.
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I tried to deleted the thread but it's been up for too long, the would have been absolutely fucking SEETHING
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Y'all faggits with the sleep pallyarses needs to quit dmokin' the crack.
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WW3 FUCKING HAPPEN ALREADY

I'm stressed out about shit and need a cover to just go out and kill people
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FUCK SAKE WHY AM I GETTING SO STRESSED OUT? I'VE GOT NOTHING TO BE STRESSED ABOUT!
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Amerifats will NEVER EVER recover from tonight
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>>42248262
go meditate poohead
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>>42247457
Yeah since about 2009 when I was at uni. Happens more when I sleep on my back. Had a really bad one on Christmas night, thought somebody was standing on my neck.
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Fuck it I'm getting drunk
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Just took a sleeping pill and a joint lads. Gonna listen to Have A Nice Life and Giles Corey.
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Can't take the banter at work anymore
There's been a shift in tone and I can just tell they're sick of me
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Is this a good work out? i have no idea
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>>42248756
Where do you work Iaddo?
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>>42248862
Why chest and shoulders on the same day?
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>>42248862
That's a lot for one workout desu. Most people stick to 1/2 muscles per workout.
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Oh no British people are trolling me on the internet
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>>42248892
i dont know, i never made it. maybe because they are push work exercises
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>faffed around for two hours on KSP trying to do a rescue mission
>Kerbonauts can't do EVA in orbit yet so it was fruitless
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>>42248988
>legs/back
>chest
>rest/cardio
>legs/back
>shoulders
>rest/cardio
>rest
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AINT NO PARTY LIKE A DRINK ALONE PARTY
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>>42249039
why no biceps and triceps? if i was gonig to get back into lifting i would probably just do cardio stuff for legs because i dont care about building my legs
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>>42249099
Forget people have no idea what they're doing. Bi's on back days, tri's on chest/shoulder days. At the end of the session.
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>>42249099
>just do cardio stuff for legs
Why? Are you really not gonna deadlift or squat at all?
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>>42249193
Probably Not, my house can't take dead lifts. I'm not bothered about looking amazing or being super strong, I would mostly lift again to keep fit and look alright.
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>do depression questionnaire

Funny how their only solution is what will make Big Pharma money.
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>>42249268
Ugh that seems so pandering its fucking awful, like at least be proffesional about it not practically begging.
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>>42249268
Alright Bill Hicks why bother taking it if you've got all the answers?
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A-any lads staying up with me?
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>>42249486
Sorry lad, wageslavery in the morning, goodnight
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Shouldn't you fags be in bed?
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>>42249505
Waiting for your mum to tuck me in mate
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>>42249505
probably
I stopped giving a shit a while ago
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Sick of being unattractive to women. 2018 will be the year it all changes.
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>>42249674
No it won't you lying little shit
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>>42249674
>Sick of being unattractive to women.
good luck mate
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>>42249733
Screencap the post if you don't believe me!
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I've broken my dick I literally can't wank for more than a couple of minutes without busting my nut. It's made me lose all drive to get laid for over a year now. Idk what to do I used to love sex and probably wanked way too much since I was quite young now I have hardly any sex drive.
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>>42249865
Stop jerking off for a while. If I haven't had a wank in a day or so I get really rapey.
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>>42249528
>Orreshieeno
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>>42248998
what are you on about

what is ksp

do you expect us all to know what that is
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As they say in South America: El Cotswoldo is a nonceo
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>>42248998
>Kerbonauts can't do EVA in orbit yet
lmao they sound let fags
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If I tried to workout about 3 hours after roughly 4/5 vodka and cokes would I died?
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Goodnight.

As silly as it will sound, I like to envision having my forehead stroked as I fall asleep.
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>>42251103
Goodnight.

As silly as it will sound, I like to envision having my foreskin stroked as I fall asleep.
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>>42251103

>I like to envision having my forehead stroked as I fall asleep.

what if i slip my willy into your mouth
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So I met a girl on tinder and we had some drinks and then kissed (properly). We parted saying we would meet again.

I didn't text her saying anything like 'it was nice to meet you' on that night but on NYE I texted her happy new year and she replied immediately. I then said that I hoped to see her again in 2018 and then included a running joke we had going in our exchanges on tinder etc.

She just replied 'hahaha' to it a few minutes later. What does this mean? Should I pursue/text again at some point or have I fucked it.
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anyone else glad the welfare state is dying? hopefully these trannies will just top themselves instead of getting free money
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Hope we're all doing well. I go back to university this weekend. I've got loads of exams and coursework this month but I've decided to say fuck them. They don't count anyway so it's fine. But I really want to improve with regards to my education in this new year. I just wish I didn't have such issues with self-discipline and motivation.
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http://i.4cdn.org/ic/1514907041510.jpg
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>try to make a new character in an online game
>literally every name is already taken
Do I have to make a retarded name full off misplaced numbers and capital letters? What the fuck is this. People have the same names in the real world all the time, why is it such a big deal that everyone gets a unique name in an online game?

I'm mad, lads.
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>>42252203
Just stick an underschool at the end mate_
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>>42252041
>They don't count anyway
Why have you do them then? Also spend some time with your parents you ingrate
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>>42252203
BIG_COCK_PLAYER_1
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>My Christmas present was a year of RAC breakdown cover
Ebin's parents never cease to amaze me
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>>42251523

You have two options. You either read way too much into that simple answer and decide she's not into you and just give up. Or you just straight up ask her out again and receive a definite answer so you can either go out with her or move on when she says she's not interested. It's not rocket science.
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>>42253171
what time of day tomorrow should I send a text?
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>>42250665
WeII, Iets find out
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Woke up again this morning wondering where my wife was then realised we got divorced 6 months ago.
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>>42253884
oldie

old fuck

old man lmfao

oldie oldie oldie oldie
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>>42253884
You need to move on. She has. She never wakes up wondering where you are because there's always some guy in her bed.
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>>42252737
They're kinda like mocks. I spent some time downstairs today but I had my laptop with me. Mother said that was ok as long as I was downstairs.
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>>42253901
Half of us are married in /britfeel/.
>>42253917
I just hope she's happier than I am.
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>>42253884
Mate, do you remember the floods in Oxford? Yeah, the floods. Do you remember the floods? Do you remember that boy who got his foot stuck in a grate and the river
kept rising, and it kept rising, and it kept rising and eventually they tried to get him out, but he drowned? Well that wouldn't have happened to me. Do you wanna know why?
Cause I'd have said, 'Cut. It. Off. NOW'. Lad, what I'm trying to say is right, what I'm trying to say is, son, sometimes, yeah? You've got to cut a little piece of yourself off, yeah? No matter how much it hurts, in order to grow, yeah? In order to move on - you know what I mean?
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Caffeine pill kicking in. LETS DO THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QK2IBiHdr8
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>>42253979
You can't actively stop yourself from feeling a certain way or thinking particular thoughts. I wish I could.

>>42254015
I'm waiting for the wagies to leave the kitchen then I can brew my coffee.
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Where's my amerifeel?
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>>42254015
that vid is fantastic
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even pewdiepie sold out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFmSepfF48o

am i the only one who thinks logan paul did nothing wrong and the only people criticising him are virtue signalling?
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>>42254144
I wasnt even aware of Logan Paul before this. Was he meant to be some paragon of virtue or just some dumb youtuber? It's disrespectful I suppose but will everyone making videos about his video donate their revenue? They dont really care they just want to leech some views
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>>42254197
He catered to 14 year olds. Typical youtuber. Still, everyone criticising is just leeching indeed.

Joe Rogan was the only one who managed to stay sane, but that's because he has so many fucking views he doesn't even care any more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8E0ZU_Nq2o
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Here's that fat fuck who got cucked by his wife making money talking about suicide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxLa9a99FqE
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>>42254234
>thumbnail of me looking super srs guys
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>be forever alone jap khv
>finally get gets to kill self
>some pigskin motherfucker laughs at you one youtube
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>>42254144
>am i the only one who thinks logan paul did nothing wrong and the only people criticising him are virtue signalling?
Im so fucking glad Im not the only one who thinks this, its so fucking transparent. Pandering to the "deppressed" crowd and the "I thought of suicide one when I was twelve thats basically me hanging up there" people, or at least thats what I thought. Theres a popular guy and everyone wants to tear them down quickly by talking about how morally abhorrent is supposedly is. Like jesus fucking christ has no one ever heard of morbid curiosity? has no one ever done something morally in the grey when your drinking with your mates? What the fuck.
Its disgusting how oppurtunistic and virtue signalling everyone especially one goofy teethed fucktard commentary channel who keeps trailing behind every channel.

I hope this guys channel continues growing and dethrones pewdiepie because half because I think its time the guy was a hasbeen and half because he seems to have a shread of sincerity even if it just reveals the stupid side of him.

Also good reaction pic fodder.
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can we not, please?

there is no point in britfeel discussing some stupid yank
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That feel when I become subversive as fuck when horny due to no fap/cum.

Been posting cuck shit on /pol/ and other boards all day lmao.
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Stop encouraging colonial subhuman sensationalism.
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>>42254345
I'm the guy you replied to but Logal Paul's videos are awful, he might bounce back and this will all be forgotten but his quality remains shit. Meanwhile PewDiePiew seems to be improving as he grows older. I've never been a fan of PDP because of his gaming videos (which are embarrassing) but his social commentary is right-leaning and kind of funny which is rare for popular youtubers.
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>>42254359
Sorry lad, I have a habit of just ranting.
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>>42254402
its alri la
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How do you even explain to girls that at the age of 24 you have never had a gf?
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>>42254396
Its the opposite for me actually, I used to like his Gaming videos but I grew out of them ages ago, his new edgy humour is just...ugh...
I think my main grudge with him is how he sits on 10s of millions of dead subscribers and so remains relevant.
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anyone else get perineum pain after they cum
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>>42254439
>explain to girls
just lie
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>>42254439
I always just say 'I've had a few but never anything too serious'
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>>42254454
I dont know why /pol/ is all 'omg he's breaking the conditioning dropping da redpills on a whole generation'. 14 year old boys are always gonna laugh at someone saying faggot or making Hitler jokes.
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>tfw need to increase bench press but scared of loading my shitty home one with too much weight and killing myself
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>>42254524
>saying faggot or making Hitler jokes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rhYzt5kdjs
I fucking CHUCKLED
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>>42254556
Just don't put the collars on then if it's too heavy the weights will slide off to the side

also good form > more weight. no point sacrificing form and risking injury for MUH NUMBERS
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>>42254345
i hope the goofy teethed fucktard you're talking about is boogie
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>>42254610
>Just don't put the collars on then if it's too heavy the weights will slide off to the side
you're joking right?
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Lads I went on a date with a girl and she's very successful and semi-famous in the art world. She seemed into me but I didn't really reveal much about how fucked my life is and what a fuck up I am. Shall I just keep lying or shall I tell the truth and hope she still likes me?

I told her I was a writer, which in a way is true as I've written thousands of words on here. She thought it was 'romantic'.
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>>42254610
>not living in the danger zone
I dont think there'll slide though unless I drop like a tard
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>>42254682
keep lying and add more lies
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>>42254643
No it's literally the first thing they teach you in powerlifting
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>>42254691
Surely it will all come crashing down sooner or later though? Or is that part of the thrill.
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>>42254682
Slowly reveal the truth. And maybe try and start writing
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Yesterday I only drank one bottle of wine, going to try half today, half tomorrow, then this weekend might be my first completely sober.
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>>42254725
if you get lucky she might even draw some faggot art picture of how you made her feel and forever be immortalised in art
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Morning lads. Lost my job at the start of this week but just got a tax refund of 500 quid today. Pretty fucking good. Going to treat myself to a ps4, a bunch of games and neet it up for at least a few weeks.

Was planning on just the regular but 500 bongs is more than enough for a pro. Should I do it lads? PC is still going to be my main platform so unsure if the extra cash for a pro is worth it.
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>>42254743
Good luck lad. Drink can be tough to kick but us lads are here to banter you through
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>>42254753
I wouldn't bother with the pro unless you're an absolute slut for graphics.
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>>42254753
the pro is only good for loading times
you can't even tell a difference in frame rate my guy
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>>42254753
How much were you earning? I only got 120 tax rebate and I was on 25k...
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>>42254753
I thought tax refunds came through at the start of the tax year, ie April?

Also if you've just lost your job why are you blowing 300 squids on a PS4?
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>>42254815
the nigger lost his job and you expect him to be smart?
come on now
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>>42254750
Good point. I just see it getting worse and worse though as I have to lie to her friends and go to art parties and shit.

I suppose I could document my roguish forays in the art world for the lads here.
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>>42254763
>>42254772
Alright lads.

>>42254791
I was a part time xmas temp at a warehouse, 200 quid a week. Very shit and tiring job but was nice to get a little money.

>>42254815
My tax code was wrong, I got it sorted last weekend. Ironically, a few hours after I got it sorted I got a text from the agency saying no more work. I live with parents, no bills. Still will have 1.6k in my bank account after which is just going to be saved.
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>>42254840
Do it lad. I'd downplay the writer bit pronto because it won't take long for her to realise you aren't one. Pick a couple artists you like and buy some books on them, try to learn a bit about art. I think she'd appreciate it even if it's basic shit
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>pathetic males who can't handle their mental illness have to pretend to have a mental illness they don't have so they can be accepted more

Sad!
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>>42254943
>can't handle their mental illness
>have to pretend to have a mental illness
So they have it or they don't?
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India Post is the worst fucking courier in the world. I swear to god Somalia has a better postal service than India.

And Pajeets keep saying India will become a superpower by 2020 lmao you have people shitting on the street and riding trains from the OUTSIDE and you think you'll be anything other than a third world country?
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>>42254984
I meant another mental illness (gender dysphoria)
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>>42255015
Maybe be more specific so we know what the fuck you're talking about. This isn't the_donald.
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It wasn't on purpose, lad.
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>>42255015
So what's their actual mental illness?
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Anyone else here reverse-nofapping?

I have zero sex drive (from depression/antidepressants, probably), want to try to masturbate more to learn to get horny again.
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>>42255062
your dick is broke my guy ain't no fixing that just give it up
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>>42255071
I get an erection every morning simply due to blood flow when waking up. It's not erectile dysfunction, it's sexual anhedonia.

I tried to watch porn but I usually end up crying because I start thinking about my ex.
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>>42255088
>I tried to watch porn but I usually end up crying because I start thinking about my ex.
man what the fuck i was gonna laugh at you quit being a pussy and let me laugh at you
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>>42251103
Cotswolds is a twinky femboy.
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I enjoyed his calm response to potentially burning to death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXAnkSeIxD8
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>>42255112
Laugh at me. They say that dignity is that emotion to go in men. Even Auschwits prisoners wanted their dignity when they were starved and about to be gassed. Mine is gone, there's nothing left.
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>>42255168
don't think those dick breaking pills are working for you champ
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>>42255088
>I tried to watch porn but I usually end up crying because I start thinking about my ex.
Going through this feel right now. It's fucking awful. Everything to do with sex reminds me of her and I start to think of her with other people.
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Just heard the news lads, Cotswold is a soyboy
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If you aren't up AT LEAST 4 figures from cryptocurrency you are doing life wrong
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>>42255182
You know that film Eternal Sunshine where the couple decide to wipe each other's memory because they can't deal with the break up?

I'm sitting here trying to figure out whether I'd do that if I could. But then I realise the only good moments in my life were with her.

Still not sure whether it was worth all this.
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I always wake up with a stiff peepee but i usually got to take a strong piss first.
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>>42255176
Without them you feel intense sorrow, with them you turn into a zombie.
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>>42255215
Isn't that the purpose of erections in the morning or whilst you're asleep, to stop you pissing yourself?
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>>42255150
burning to death would be too good a fate for those itv fucks
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>>42255254
it's your body reminding you that life is about sex and today is another day that you're going to go without it.
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>>42255254
i dunno, i wish i had a mummy to use her mouth on it
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Absolutely fuming at my retard colleagues. I'm on a team of 3 and the other two keep fucking going up to people and asking for work when there's downtime. How am I supposed to spend all day shitposting when I'm doing extra work for every cunt in the office.
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Put on show of military might for Xi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahL-kFB0BvM
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>>42255293
So glad I'm not working any more. It is extremely stressful, you think it's a joke but suddenly I started getting high blood pressure and feeling ill all the time, and it was 100% due to the pressure of my job.

I tried coping strategies like breathing, meditating, ignoring shit, but it always gets you. Wish we could all agree that our jobs are hard enough so let's work together and make them more pleasant rather than take the frustrating out on each other.
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>have really bad acne on legs
>oh no
>realise no one has seen my naked legs in years anyway so who cares
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>>42255361
still itches though
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mum literally bought soy milk today

i'm drinking it right now. tastes sweeter than normal milk. goes quite well with weetabix.
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>>42255408
This is the 1st step anon.
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>>42255214
Well she turned out to not be the person I thought she was: constantly lied to me, was selfish and narcissistic, never thought about me or how her actions effected me, pretty sure she used me for a year for a place to stay.

Told me she had become asexual and wasn't interested in sex. Broke up with me saying she wasn't interested in relationships and fucked someone else the same night, one of the 'leaders' of the social group she wanted to be involved with who had been creeping on her for a year (she told me it was nothing to worry about and showed me his creepy messages, and I believed her like a fool). Last I heard she was already seeing another person too, who looks like he got hit with a cricket bat at birth the ugly cunt. I cut all contact.

Amazing how blind love can make us. I still miss her so much and every morning wake up like i've been stabbed in the stomach despite all she did to me. Also have dreams of her and the guy she fucked fucking and wake up wanting to die.

She probably doesn't even think about me anymore.
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>>42255419
maybe life is easier as a soyboy
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>>42255393
I know. Just scratching it all off. Know it scars that way but, again, who gives a fuck
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>>42255361
>got really bad phimosis
>can't pull foreskin over willy when erect, pretty sure if i ever have sex it'll split
>nobody has ever seen my penis in my entire life so who cares (apart from in PE when some kid pulled my shorts down and the entire class saw)
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>>42255463
this is what you get for catching feelings for these sluts
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My god this thread has lasted a long time.
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>>42255463
Not to belittle your hardship but I wish I was in your situation because it's very easy for me to move on from bitches that fuck me over.

My ex was extremely loyal to me. I was a party once (she didn't know I was there) looking at her from a distance, a guy approached her, and I saw her lift her hand up to show him her engagement ring. She could easily have flirted but she had zero interest in that. Any time a guy messaged her on FaceBook she'd show me and we'd laugh together at the troll responses she sent.

It was of course my fault we broke up, so now I can't even feel anger, which would be good, I just have to live with regret.
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>>42255463
I had a strikingly similar experience years ago. She still pops up in my head sometimes. When I look back, she was a really horrible person and I was just dumb enough to fall for her. The fact I was an idiot kind of eases the pain. It's not like she was the perfect woman. It's just I've never really rebounded with another girl. I also worry about finding someone who is into the same kink. I miss the experience.
Maybe you could put a similar spin on your feels, it might lessen them.
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Two questions

How do they get away with this?

Why do the knock offs taste better?
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>>42255583

seriously how the fuck is this even legal
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>>42255583
It's a delicate balance, the shop doesn't want to upset weetabix too much because they could pull their product. On the other hand if weetabix kick up too much of a fuss then the supermarket could stop stocking it entirely. That's why the knockoffs are usually recognisable but crap.
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It's like they're trying to be insulting, the mad men!
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>>42255607
>>42255583
I'm assuming they literally keep running it by the legal team until it's just different enough to legally sell.
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>>42255574
Could you go into a bit more detail? It might help me view things more positively.
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>>42255621
but ali weetabix actually tastes good, it soaks up milk better than the originals
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>>42255583
who cares? the truth is that any branded cereal is more expensive than supermarket own brand, which is either the same or superior in taste to the branded products.
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SEAL BARS
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>>42255660
>cheap taste
I bet you've never even set foot in a Tesco
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>>42255623
>Borneo

That's hilarious
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>>42255681
Tesco is only for posh pretentious people
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what shall I get from't shops as a little treat for myself lads?
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Even ASDA are fucking guilty of this shit.

NO SHAME
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>>42255654
I'm not sure I can explain much more really. But the main point is the you who was in love with her was the idiot you used to be, not the you in current year. Being you in current year means you can't really view things/people through the lens that you used when you made the mistake of being with a blatantly nasty girl. If you had the chance to get back with her, would you take it? And if yes, why? So you can be treated like shit again? Sometimes it's a meme to say your ex was a bitch etc, but in some cases it's true. If she was a bitch, what's to miss?
Reading this, or thinking it, isn't going to solve your problems. But for me it was like a point to start from, and it was the logical argument that helped me retrain my emotions. When I think back about the bits I miss, I don't really miss my ex, I miss what I thought was love. But now that I'm older and wiser, when I do find a new girl, I can experience a truer love. And I wont be looking at the next girl through the same warped lens as the last one.
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>>42255744
Why are there so many "it's not butter" spreads? What's the problem with butter?
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The thread has ended, go in peace to love and serve the Lord 25
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>>42255777
nothing, it's from old 50's scaremongering or something thats been debunked, but idiots still think butter is bad for you for some reason.

margarine is worse for you than butter by quite a distance
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>>42255791

Butter is still, literally, eating raw fat though.
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>>42255806
you need fat, butter is a decent source of fat.

same way salt is an essential part of your diet but you shouldn't have too much.
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>>42255791
>>42255806
Butter is okay in small portions, on toast or whatever. The problem is that fat people use half a tub when they bake a cake, and you don't really taste it but you're literally eating several hundred grams of fat every day if you eat shit like biscuits and cake often. So margerine was supposed to help those people since it's lower in saturated fats.

Margerine isn't a problem either it was just a bad solution to a much bigger problem.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNnfuvC1LlU

lads what is this song about? I can't put me finger on it. It's definitely not about relationships. Is it really just about objects?
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>>42255949
Did not relate to that.
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I forgot to tell you guys, when my wife divorced me I got her name tattood on my chest as a last attempt to ger her back.

Now I'm going to have to get it covered because I tear up every time I see it, since it reminds me of the time I showed her it, the last time I ever saw her.

Dunno if it'll help though, I reckon I'll still think about that moment when it's blacked out.
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I hope you enjoy what I did, I tried something different



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