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Alizee edition
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first for tilde's innocence and purity
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Second for someone give me attention please
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>>42454926

He hasn't been here in a while now, so probably a bit late.
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fucking terrified of getting the flu, my mums come down with it and im sure ive already caught it, just not showing symptoms yet
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Young Peckham Boys is the official gang of /britfeel/
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>>42454962

It's unpleasant right enough.
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>>42454979
i know, i had it once a few years ago and it fucking floored me for 4 weeks including the bronchitis i had after it, have you had it? what was it like and how long did it last?
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>>42454962
If someone in your household gets it then yes, you will also get it. By the time they start showing symptoms it's too late for you.
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>>42454974
What's your local gang everyone? Mine's Green Gang.
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I smell absolutely horrendous. My family comments that I smell of weed. It's actually wee.

But the truth is, I love the smell. To me, it's divine.

On another topic, why do females think it's acceptable to hit their male partners?
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>>42455056
Hope this is a joke mate.
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>made a thread tonight
>it might not die so fast tonight
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>>42454885
Yuri best grill
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>>42455066
It's genuinely not. I haven't showered since Christmas Eve. I didn't shower for about 3 months in the summer of 2017. And if I never had to leave the house, I would probably never shower again.
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>>42455118
>super long hair
>never showers
grim
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>>42455056
doesn't your appearance suffer for want of a wash?
despite the appealing smell is not the feeling of filth disagreeable?
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What did your parents do for a living lads?

My dad was a violent drug addict that I never knew, and my mum was a teenager with severe mental health issues.
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>>42455047

Ed Sheeran Fan Club.
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>>42455159
And the accompanying dermatitis.
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>>42455047
Zone 2 is the local gang their allies Trench gang and L block (East Dulwich/Denmark Hil/Lettsome Estate) aren't too far away either. They are currently at war with 17 aka Moscow (Walworth Road) Bside (Bellingham) and 814 (New Cross)
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>>42455176
You're already setting the bar pretty low lad.
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>>42455047
I have no idea, dont think there's one nearby. Never seen much trouble even late at night.
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This is going to seem pretty normie for r9k but int has gone to shit and i don't know where else to shitpost...
Do shift tonight, gf asked me to come straight home as she was at home drinking prosecco, turned down drunk girls who were out of my league who wanted to party to head home only tonfond my gf asleep.
I wish I was a wizard sometimes so i wouldn't know the pain of having a gf sleeping next to you while you're in the mood
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>>42454753
nobody told me we had a new thread, just been posting in the old one making myself look a twat
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>>42455295

Go for a piss, 'trip in the dark", make pain noises, enjoy sympathy sex.
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>>42455227
These must be some new kids, is Poverty Driven Children still around?
East Dulwich has a gang, what?
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>>42455295
>I wish I was a wizard sometimes
dont talk nonsense
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Good night friends, see you in the morning.
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>>42455391
it is the morning bellend
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>>42455338
The heart doesn't miss what the mind doesn't know.
Before a stable gf i could happily beat off to whatever, now i have girls who are interested that I turn down in favour of hearing some other girl snore while I post on the chan
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if i get flu im topping myself i mean it, no way im putting up with a week(minimum) of constant pain and shits and throwing up
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>>42455407
Well, I'll see you in the afternoon then
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>tfw no bodyguard or long lost pal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA
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>>42455429
alright lad, sleep tight, see you tomorrow
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>>42455482

You posted this the other day but I didn't quite get it, who's the bodyguard there?
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>>42455337
Dog Kennel Hill/Champion Hill Estates has always had a gang going back to the early 90s, they're very well established. Peckham has always been a bit weary off them and the white guys from Denmark hill who are linked to the Brindle/Arif families.
PDC are all in their mid 30s. Angel Town/Myatts Field and Summer Leyton have all splintered off into their own gangs who beef each other. They couldn't handle the it with Peckham
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>>42455295
Make sure she never wakes up by covering her head with a pillow and suffocating her.
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Lads my Ed Miliband body pillow shrunk in the wash

what do? they dont sell them anymore
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>>42455159
Oh yeah, my hair goes really greasy. It doesn't feel nice. Plus my face goes a bit dry and flakes of skin gather on the top of my forehead. It does feel nice when I've washed, but I don't feel so bad when I'm unclean that I'm motivated to wash by the feeling alone. I require a specific reason to wash, like I'm attending an event or something.

I think my hair lasts about 3 days before it starts getting greasy, and 7 days before it's quite bad.
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>>42455555

Observe 5s
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>>42455527
I assume it's the big guy 4u Chevy Chase. Although it's about visiting South Africa so it's probably about some African guy.
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>he can't get quints without even trying
heh
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>>42455555
you're kind of a disgusting human being
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>>42455595
I truly am. I don't know how other people find the motivation to shower every single day.

That said, my hand hygiene is really good. And I brush my teeth once a day!
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>he lives in a shithole town where there's multiple gangs he has to be aware of
fucking shitholers
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>>42455555
aw alright, that's fair; nice numbers.
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>>42455624
Send help. I'm in my rented council flat on the yellow brick estate peckham
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finished half of my assignment in a day, even with browsing /britfeel/ all day
quite chuffed with myself
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>>42455616
It just feels gross and smelly if you don't.
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>>42455530
>Dog Kennel Hill/Champion Hill Estates
Oh yeah I forgot they're SE22.
>PDC are all in their mid 30s.
Man I'm old. True, Black Gang was on another level.
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i mean...if i dont eat i cant get the shits or throw up, can i?
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>>42455676
Cheap rent though. Don't even have to pay it if you have a disability.
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When I went out earlier the closest thing to a gang I saw was a chav giving his mate a ride on his handle bars. Scary stuff.
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>>42455676
Also didn't you get to bid for your council flat? Or did you get it in the days when they just gave you one via a letter in the post? Because I bid and just made sure to not bid for all the ghetto ones like Farm and Tiverton or any tower blocks.
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>>42455768
I'm in a one bedroom flat. I wouldn't come here if you didn't grow up here though, no matter how cheap it is.
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>>42455818
I come straight out of prison into a hostel for a few months then got my flat.

>Farm and Tiverton
Is that Hackney?
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post comfy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoskDZRLOCs
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>>42455950
That's how my stepdad got his flat.
Tottenham.
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>Really exhausted lately
>Decide to go to bed early
>Wake up a while ago
ughhhhhh I just want some fucking respite lads.
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Really cold lads. Wish I had a warm snuggle buddy.
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>>42456474
I know this feeling. How lovely it must be to cuddle with someone. I can only imagine.
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Last early morning start today
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>>42456541
Have a good day. It can be good to go outside even if you don't really want to.
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>>42456541
that is quite an early start indeed, and on a saturday!
such a conscientious lass x
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>>42456530
It's nice, I vaguely remember. Although sleeping in the same bed as someone can get annoying.
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>>42456665
You certainly know better than me, but I think the reduced space would be worth it.
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If you guys wake up to a thread with 400 replies do you read it all or just skip to the bottom?
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>>42457003
I'll skim it. Will depend on how fast/slow the thread is.
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>>42456838
*telecuddles behind you*
stay warm, kid.
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>>42457003
i ctrl+f and search 'tilde !!' before continuing to the bottom
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>>42457085
Cute post anon, cute post
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I think I'm going to post a pic of my hair in the 8ch thread
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>>42457174
Pls do it pls
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>>42457230
It's not timestamped, though, but it is me
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>>42457290
That's ok, I beIieve you
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>>42457097
Pretty cute, have you added her yet?
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>>42457309
Posted it. Actually shaking right now after doing that, haha
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>>42457313
It's up to her, if she wants to add me and develop a friendship.
no pic because I'm phoneposting in bed~
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>>42457397

You shouldn't be, you look nice.
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>>42457397
Looks nice lad. Glad you found the nerve
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>>42457397
link original thread?
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>>42457423
>>42457439
Thanks a lot for the compliments, that's really sweet
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>>42457399
Well I hope everything turns out well for you
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>>42457423
>>42457439
Post the pic of Crona's hair
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>>42457557
>Post the pic of Crona's hair
ok
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Crona's actually kinda cute lads
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>>42457592
Actually blushing right now, haha
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>>42457580
Doesn't look greasy as I was expecting, quite voluminous; very nice crona.
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>all the trips are closet qts
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>>42457686
Oh yeah, that's a pic of it when it was freshly washed. I wouldn't post a pic of it greasy, haha. Thanks a bunch forTilde
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>>42457580
That's some very lovely hair
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>>42457708
Maybe I'll corroborate this and post mine tomorrow~
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>>42457708
>everyone is either cute or big buff lads
we /chadfeel/ now
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>>42457763
From your hand and chin pics I'm expecting a real qt :)
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>>42457832
I haven't seen these pics. Post pls
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>>42457846
Didn't save sorry, think he only posted them 1-2 days ago so should be easy enough to skim through the old threads.
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>>42457832
Ever so kind of you to say
>>42457846
I don't even have them anymore, maybe someone saved them for some reason? H-haha
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>>42457846
Checking the archieve. Here's the hand
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I'm sure there's a better version of this saved somewhere
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>>42458088
Makes Ebin look like a jawlet
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does anyone else wake up and imagine arguing with people? like prepare what to say to them.

why am i so angry and stressed the moment i wake up
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I fucking hate the bullshit trip obssessed side of r9k. There are plenty of great feels and interesting sides to this place but trips fucking defy the normal rules of this place. Robots typically hate attention seekers and women, but they accomodate trips and orbit exactly that. Its bullshit. At least if your going to be one of them just go full in, be honest about it and crash and burn like what happens everytime, dont go half in trying to be fucking subtle like "oh ho I wont post my pics! Im going to post my pics guys!!!!" a fucking shitty transparent faccade.

I fucking hate this bullshit, its just over compensating robots who keep LARPing that they are women and have personalities in reality its just a bunch of ugly fucking guys who keep schtum about their personal life because its fucking boring, and mystery keeps people hooked. Then they will try and play up some mental illness bullshit to try and gain personality.

They slowly keep on showing more of their life over time. Photo by photo, thread by thread and every chat on discord, to diminishing returns as people grow restless and want to see more or go orbit another lass. You know why it always ends in disaster? because you can only be secretive for so long, you have to try and tease robots without busting the nut to early so to speak. But they cant, they spend all their time on the internet, obsessing with the attention that it gets them, they have no personality so they are forced to reveal more. Eventually once their nudes hit the ambiguity dissapears as their robots cant project certain features onto them any more or they are banned by the mods, or their internet life leaks into their real life and they have to cut it all off.

Its pathetic, just wait and you will have wished you never had started this shit.
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>>42458262
Post a cute pic and maybe you'll get attention too, Tilde.
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>>42457397

Aw, don't shake, your hair is beautiful.
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>>42458262

>ugly fucking guys

They're all cute tho
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>>42458316
Thank you Crumpet, that's such a lovely thing to say. Yours is very nice too! From what I've seen of it at least, haha. I sent you a message btw
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>>42458262
>Eventually once their nudes hit
cant wait
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Daily reminder to go fuck yourself britfeel
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kek what is going on in this thread britbongs
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fricc the queen eh
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Odds I go to sleep.
Evens I stay up.
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what the fuck happaned to britfeel, bunch of nonce's moved in over the holidays? jesus christ OUT OUT OUT and to the cotswold tripfag if you live in teh cotswold i'm close by, i will find you and i will kill you.
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>>42458757
Night night anon, sleep well

>>42458792
no bulli crumpet ;~;
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>>42454753
Just woken up
Just remembered I ordered a pizza at about 11:30
Just realised I fell asleep after ordering it

wew 18 bong down the drain
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>>42458876
>not paying with cash
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>mummy makes me babysit her friends kids
>says I don't do anything on saturdays anyways

I've had ENOUGH
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>>42458919
Well, do you do anything on saturdays?
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>>42458938
no but that doesn't mean I want to chase kids around all day
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>>42458962
Demand some money if you're forced to babysit
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>>42458979
Presumably this is in exchange for room and board he otherwise gets for free
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>>42458919
The only child I have any time for is my niece. Cant imagine having to spend time with some random children
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>>42459207
delet this

>>42459242
at least they are white tbqh
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>>42459279
Think you're all cool being racist like that. huh? Think you're a cool tough guy now?
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>>42459303
nobody here is not racist so let me stop ya right there lad.
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just found an 8 pound charge in my bank for going into overdraft but i never did

what could it be?
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Has britfeel always been just trips jerking eachother off?
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>>42459748
no it's mostly just been people complaining about it
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Just watched episode 5 of Serial Experiments Lain, it's getting a bit spooky... But I'm really happy with how much easier I found it to just put it on and watch it than the other times. I might be able to get back into anime and escape the clutches of imageboards for a bit, that would be wonderful.
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Why do I wish that my crush had a penis?

It's not fair. All of my desires are not only perverted but completely unattainable.
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>>42459794
fascinating tale kiddo

when you gonna come out and meet us?
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>>42459889
>Why do I wish that my crush had a penis?
gay
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>>42459939
It's not gay if it's on a girl, dumbass.
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Rolling for breakfast
0-4 Walk to McDonalds now
5-9 Wait for the greasy spoon to open
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>>42459969
UberEats getting Mcdonalds delivered master race
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i hate the first week of picking up a hobby when there's a bunch of learning theory to learn and everything looks impossible

>playing an instrument
how do i read sheet music, what is a chord?
>programming
help i can't install java
>chess
why do i keep getting mated in 10 moves
>photography
what the fuck do all these buttons do? why is my picture so dark?

every time.
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>>42460102
think that's my fave part of it, lots of quick wins.
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>>42460102
Shit, read a book, nigga. Any beginner's book on learning an instrument or music theory will explain those things to you. The Java website tells you how to install Java and it's literally no harder than installing Minecraft in most circumstances. Etc.
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Anyone find Gordon Ramsey cringey as fuck?

Everything he says is essentially a "witty" insult that uses swear words as the punch line.

"This chicken looks like a dog's asshole after it was raped by an elephant, FUCK IT TASTES LIKE SHIT" *spits out dramatically*

Also he's completely autistic and thinks his taste is the only one that matters, if you prefer to mix x with y and he doesn't he will screech "stop liking what I don't like!"

By the way, he's actually a terrible chef in real life and overseasons everything with salt and his meat is especially bad.
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>>42460177
I'm already well into all those hobbies, just takes time but it's frustrating in the beginning.
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>>42460194
Sadly not many people would watch the show if he didn't yell at other chefs.
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>28 posters
At this point we're pretty much a small family
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>>42460227
Because there's nothing entertaining about him. No charisma, sense of humour, or particularly interesting cuisine.
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>>42460194
this comment is pretty autistic
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>>42460194
>a terrible chef in real life and overseasons everything with salt and his meat is especially bad.
where did you paste this from?
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>>42460266
whos the mummy?

GIBE MILKY MILK NOW NOW NOW!!!!
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>>42460290
There's three people you can't criticize in the UK. The Queen, David Attenborough, and Gordon Ramsey. I don't know how the last of them become a cultural icon, says something about the average person's sense of humour these days. We went from Monty Python to thinking "this pasta taste like shit!" is the pinnacle of comedy.
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>>42460300
Nigella has offensively ugly feet. Sad, because I want a Jewish mummy.
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Was there anything wrong with the pizza?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt8LflOyyhs
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>>42460298
I watch tons of cooking shows.

Here he is making an exquisite salt burger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s
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>roasties discussing soaps
>I pass them to get something
>"bet tilde doesn't watch soaps, he's too intellectual for that"

Did I get fedora posted irl?
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>>42460300
Move over for the REAL mummy
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>When some flabby, middle-aged bag poses like a model in a 20 quid dress for a grainy Facebook photo
Sad tbqh.
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>>42460330
nothing wrong with that za imo
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>not wanting Cilla to be your mummy
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Painted nails are trashy as fuck tbqh
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There's a brit/fit/ now if anyone is interested
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>>42460349

Are you cute tilde?
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jesus fucking christ, I unironically just forgot how old I was for like 15 seconds. I couldn't remember if I was 18 or 19.

I'm 19
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>>42460477
alri granddad, forgot to take the dementia meds again lol?
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I need to stop drinking it's not fun and makes me feel like crap
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>>42460495
funny you say that because i'm pretty sure i've become dependent on xanax

i think it's a mixture of that and my depression that's basically fucking fried my brain
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>>42460519
how much are you drinking lad, i'm waiting for a call back from my local alcohol support groups. i got put on it from a depression support group, i went to the first meeting and filled out a little questionnaire and the woman rang me back to say it would be better to go the alcohol thing to get better first.
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>>42460532
the fuck does xanax have to do with dementia?
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>>42460519
first two days are hardest, I suggest you go and spend them doing something you enjoy. go out for a meal, buy yourself something you want, keep busy.

on the third day it should be a bit easier and you can just practice willpower while spending time in supportive groups (you can do this online)
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>>42460560
xanax causes memory loss
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>>42460575
so does alcohol and a million other things. what's the relevance here?
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>>42460575
>>42460585
>>42460585
oh wait nevermind i misread the post.

are you drinking AND doing xanax?
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>>42460448
Clearly not as cute as Crona
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Christ I hate one o'clock kick offs.
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>girl I've liked for years asks me out
>big long confession conversation
>Go on dates
>can't bring myself to kiss her because self conscious kv
>she tells me she's with a lad one morning
>get pissed off and passive aggressively pick on her insecurities and make her feel like a whore
>she can't get it out of her head
>that and the lack of physical intimacy makes her lose interest
>I crack up at her for not just telling me she lost interest instead of semi-ghosting me
>everything falls apart
>my one chance at a qt conservative gf and it went up in flames
>and I lit the fire
Any you lads know where sells rope?
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>>42460650
sounds shit lad, i'm 23 now and i only kissed a girl for the fist time last year. Still a virgin but that dosent bother me too much, well it does but i feel i could just go get a escort if i really want to lose it. your time will come lad, just hold on.

but if you dont want to hold on
https://www.amazon.co.uk/100-Natural-Hemp-Cord-Ropes/dp/B01GL2CUFI/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1515834174&sr=8-10&keywords=Rope
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>>42460688
hi Elliot Rodger. Just fuck an escort and get it over with.
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If I get dubs, my crush loves me.
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>>42460776
>get it over with
I feel like this shouldn't happen. i know i mentioned it but why do people think people should lose it before a certain age, it really annoys me that in our society if you haven't had sex before the age of 18 you are a filthy weirdo and there must be something wrong with you.
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>>42460851
i didn't say anything about doing it by a particular age. if you feel like you want to lose it but can't, and you think it's because girls aren't attracted to you, then pay for it.
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>>42460314
Kitchen Nightmares is not a comedy mate>>42460314


and if you're truly a brit it should be obvious why people enjoy it. Because we love watching other people fail
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>enough facial hair that i need to shave every day otherwise it looks like shit
>not enough to grow a beard though
fml why won't it grow faster
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>>42460377
THANKEE MUMMSIE
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>>42460331
Yeah he completely fucked that up tbqh, still like his scrambled eggs vid though
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>>42460477
only reason I remember my age is because I'm 35 next year
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fucking hate it when you do a big hot mess and you're trying to figure out the cleanest way to take your earphones out and get up and go to the bathroom
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WHAT IF YOUR MUVVA WAS A COMPUTER INNIT SUM GEEZER STOLE ME MOTOR PACKET OF CRISPS PINT OF LAGER IT WAS A COMPUTER SIMULATION THE WHOLE TIME INNIT
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You faggots are the reason I drink
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Whats a good hobby to pick up. It must be brainlet friendly
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>>42461273
Daawwww don't like that
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>>42461307
going for walks with doggo?
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>>42461307
>Whats a good hobby to pick up
lifting heavy shit
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>>42461321
Don't own a dog because I live in a shared house that doesn't allow them I might just go for a walk anyway
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>>42461307
PINT OF LAGER PACKET OF CRISPS INNIT GUVNOR
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>>42454753
>tfw mussies rape over a million lolis
>tfw you will never rape one

Who else this feel?
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>>42461336
I have thin girly arms unfortunately
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>>42461338
YOU AVIN A LAFF M8
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>>42461352
Lift heavy shit until your arms are thick and muscular.
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>>42461307
Most sports don't require a whole lot of brainpower
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>c. We can only offer refunds on CD's/DVDs & Computer software when the item is faulty, once the security seal has been removed, a 'change of mind' or 'isn't compatible' voids return rights.

That means I can return it if I haven't opened the plastic packaging around the game right lads?

The fucking thing still hasn't got here even though I ordered it on the 4th. Tempted to just buy it somewhere else and return it when it gets here from the original buyer. But don't want to get fucked paying for it twice.
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>>42461348
I don't think I'd enjoy having sex with someone who didn't want it
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>>42461352
The lifting remedies that
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>>42461364
WHAT IF YOU HAD TO FUCK A PIG INNIT BUT ITS A COMPUTER SIMULATION AND ITS YOUR MUVVA INNIT PACKET OF CRISPS
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>>42461379
>I don't think I'd enjoy having sex with someone who didn't want it

Nah mate. Allot of them were high. Drug culture is big with the kids.
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>>42461352
thats the point of lifting you mong
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Got pissed in the town last night after seeing a comedian. Can't remember much of the night tbqh.

I don't feel hungover so I'm assuming I'm still somewhat drunk.
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Gonna go buy three liters of that aloe Vera drink, then come come and study for a couple hours and then I'll workout.
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>>42461413
What was the comedian like?
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I want to punch Jimmy Carr in the face
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split up with my only ever gf after being together for a year and a half, i feel like such a normie for being this fucked up but it honestly fuckin hurts lads
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>>42461261
WOT IF YOUR BELLEND NEEDED A SIM CARD INNIT
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>>42461451
Yeah I never liked his edgy one liners
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>>42461465
I can't relate but I hope you feel better
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Orig
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>>42461421

Alright, much of his jokes were aimed at a older audience though. (John Bishop)
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>>42461516
He's the only scouser to ever have good teeth
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Fucking Nanny State
https://twitter.com/darryl1974/status/951813186545741824
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WOT IF DERE WAS LIKE COMPUTER THAT WOULD HAVE ARMS AND LEGS AND DEN IT DOES BAD THINGS INNIT
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Reminder that forTilde is best girl.
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>>42461451
No joke, he ruined a stage show for me. My parents took the family to London to see a show as a Christmas present, and Jimmy was in the audience. Every time something funny happened, his stupid fucking laugh could be heard over the rest of the crowd - "ha! ha! ha! haaaaaaasaaaaaah!" It got to a point where the audience even started laughing at his laugh, and I couldn't concentrate on the show because I found myself just waiting to hear it. I swear it got louder in the second half too, like he moved seats to sit closer to me
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So what ever happened to homeless chan?
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>>42461627
Got bored of us because no one is stupid enough to buy him shit.
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Need one of those asian gfs lads
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>>42461636
Shame. it's probably the closest thing to a female poster britfeel will ever get
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>>42461644
So conflicted with these lot, I mean. Asian girls are pretty and go for whites, where as whites are beautiful and I want white kids but idk.
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>>42461651

He's a tall, fat schoolboy, so hardly.
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>>42461644
I honestly don't think having a gf is worth it all they do is judge you and sex is massively overrated
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>>42461651
Kentanon you dirty newfag.
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>2020
>Misgendering someone is a crime
>Can't remember if your co-worker identifies as a toaster or a microwave
>Too late
>You go to jail
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>>42461644
downIoad tantan then lad
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>>42461686
>Kentanon
Who dat
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Anyone just want to get fit, and then suddenly meet up with friends one day and there like wtf.
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>>42461703
I had that fantasy every summer school break but never did it
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>>42461674
Is there someone who's more girlish
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>>42461686
And pigeon roastie.
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>>42461726
Didn't she post nudes?
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>>42461733
>Didn't she post nudes?
Ha. Lord no. Clothed chest shot to prove she was female though
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>>42461717
I want to try to lose 3 stone in 4 months. So like 42 lbs
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>>42461676
>sex is massively overrated

How the fuck would you know?
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Anyone here watch asmr. It's a good substitute for emotional intamcy
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>>42461757
Prostitutes lad
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>>42461759
>Anyone here watch asmr.
Almost every night before bed lad
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>>42461765
Lol. Having sex with someone you actually want to be with is the shit. Prossies will always be boring.
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>>42461745
Is that even possible
Ori
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Who /synthwave/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY1s9SmrQRE
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going to asda, you lads want anything?
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>>42461770
Who do you watch
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>>42461778
Definitely. Work out and diet it's very possible.
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>>42461759
Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mzIyjVeUG8
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>>42461778
I think I might build most of that weight into muscle mass instead actually.
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>>42461786
I'd like a since of wellbeing and some quavers please
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>>42461725

He's a boy. There's nothing girlish about him in any way.
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>>42461792
>Angelica
>ASMRequests
>Goodnight Moon
are the main ones but plenty of others along the way. You?
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>>42461644
Same tbqh
>>42461759
I feel like it will become a terrible emotional crutch if I get into it
Recommend waifus pls
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>>42461765

Did you read about them in a book?
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>>42461802
my waifu latte

>tfw no videos in 2 weeks
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>>42461786
> going to asda, you lads want anything?

Cornetto.
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Off to the greasy spoon lads

let's hope it cures this hangover
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Are asmr girls basically prostitutes?
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>>42461822
Gibi Polish whispers and this girl>>42461759
I forgot her name
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>>42461835
Emotional prostitutes, yes fren
>>42461830
hafa guy tiem fren
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>>42461835
Not really but it's sort of close
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>Just scored myself another graphic design client

Fuck why didn't I just become a freelance designer earlier in my life?
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>>42461835
Few steps down

Actual prostitute
High class prostitute
Porn Star
Actual camgirl
Softcore Porn star
Twitch Streamer
ASMR Girl
Regular modern woman
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>>42461863
Noice work lad, I used to be a designer too. You can move it into being a decent career if you work towards being a creative director
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>>42461884
At the moment I just get paid for easy shit like photoshopping jewellery products onto peoples wrists to be used in promotional material.
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>>42461899
>>42461863
plssss .... just gibe pure east asian gf plsss god
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>>42461911
Just move to Asia
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>>42461931
Plenty in Oxford
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Odds I go to McDonald's evens I tidy my room
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>>42461949
dubs and you get a gf

Caption:
>performance issues

Good luck senpai
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>>42461942
But in England you have to compete with all the giga chads for the Asian qts.

In Asia you'll be the only white man for miles.
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Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars
And dirty, dirty cheats of the world you could've been getting down to this sick beat
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>When the client doesn't like your design but you get paid anyway
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>>42461863
*make the logo bigger starts playing*
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can you guys stop posting pics of cute women, it's making me sad
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>>42462038
Ok I'll post chinese memes instead
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So how're those new years resolutions going?
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love a nice hairy pussy and armpits lads
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>>42462060
I've quit my job to become a full time feelance designer and social media manager (which is something I've been doing on the side for 6 months)
I've been accepted into university in China
I'm moving there in March
I've not lost any weight yet
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>>42462060
Not great. I'm working out more but I'm still drinking and you cant out train a shit diet
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Going to the corner shop lads, I'm just getting a can of coke or something, you want anything?
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>>42462145
bottle of jack daniels, some ginger beer, a meat feat pizza and a bag of skittles
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>>42462168
That's a bit much, you'll have to chip in.
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>>42462060
good, making those lovely noob gainz
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>>42462180
don't be a dick to him mate, you did offer
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Ehh Today I've got to produce a tutorial video on how to use a companies software, but my voice is hella gay sounding. But for some reason the yanks love it and I'm getting paid $100
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>>42462180
I'll pay you with sexual favors
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>>42462210
Yanks just love accents
Its a shame all of theirs sound like shit
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>>42462168
calm down son it's the middle of the day
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>>42462050
I know what all those characters mean, but I still don't get it
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>>42462241
I like western american accents, like texas but i can't stand any others
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What's with all the backlash against older men who date younger women these days?

I've seen 40 year old men called pedos for dating 20 year olds for fuck sake.
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What's some good 40% alcohol I can buy up the shops lads
I drink neat so shit like vodka isn't preferred
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>>42462304
you don't drink vodka neat? pussy
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>>42462321
I've drank vodka neat for the last 4 years, I'm bored of it lad. It used to be pernod before that, I got tired of it. Want something different.
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>>42462302
Jealous roasties, there are many reasons why a 20 year old girl would want to date a 40 year old man. But a 20 year old man would never date a 40 year old
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>>42461830
Had pancakes with bacon egg and sausage(slightly yank, I know)

Hangover slightly retreating, now back in bed.
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Just got a summons for non-payment of summons, lads. How many times must I tell the council I'm a student?
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>>42462302
>I've seen 40 year old men called pedos for dating 20 year olds for fuck sake
sure you have mate
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date? maybe not but I'd shag a 70 year old. i have no age limit
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>>42462357
>he never wanted a mummy gf
weirdo
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>>42462379
The gash would probably have cobwebs in it lad
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>>42462145
Beef pot noodle please lad
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>just realised I can use a thermos to keep cool drinks cool, not only hot drinks hot
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saw a post on /r/legaladvice where a 42 year old man had been arrested for having sex with a 14 year old girl. The 14 year old girl was on tinder so lied about her age.

Everyone immediately blamed the man, and blamed the fact he was looking for 18 year olds to fuck. They're literally a sub for legal advice and the entire thread was just calling him a sick pedo.
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>>42462302
if I can date 20 year olds when I'm 40 I honestly wouldn't give a shit what people said.
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>>42462379
What if they have a heart attack or a stroke half-way through?
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>>42462407
That's what you get for going on r****t
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>>42462404
Sensible chuckle imagining your eureka moment there
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>>42462407
>I'm on the lookout for the youngest gash I can legally fuck
>I'm not a dirty old man or anything
>thanks for the gold kind stranger!
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>>42462411
then i can boast about how i fucked a girl to death
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>>42462407
>the entire thread
I already know you're exaggerating.
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>>42462426
Why is that a bad thing?

At 18 years of age a girl can fuck whoever she pleases, I thought society was sex-positive now? But if an 18 year old chooses to fuck an older man it's called creepy.
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>>42462438
*whomever she pleases
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>>42462438
As a parent you wouldnt mind if your 18 year old was fucking someone your age?
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>*whomever she pleases

a
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>>42462407
>saw a post on /r/legaladvice
Time to go back
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>>42462461
Probably be annoyed, but they're a legal adult and can do what they want now.
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Saw someone getting arrested for saying they were English and wanted to fuck a teenager
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>>42462471
And why would you be annoyed if you didnt think there was something wrong with t?
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>>42462438
sex positive shit is a liberal joke, and im not even conservative
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What the hell lads I've just heard of the biggest meme degree ever which a girl my mate knows is doing.

BA in bottle design
(Literally deciding what goes on shampoo, drinks bottles etc)
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>>42462461
If my daughter was dating a 40 year old man instead of an 18 year old boy at least I can be safe in the knowledge she wasn't dating a waste of space that does drugs.

The 40 year old man probably has a career and a house by now.
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HEHE POO! POO POO! big sweetcorn POOOOOOOOOOOS xP xP xD xD xD :P :P :P Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo xD xD xD
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don't you hate it when you reply to someone with genuine thought out advice that you know works and they just reply to the posts that say shit like "get over it fgt"
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>>42462510
>I can be safe in the knowledge she wasn't dating a waste of space that does drugs.
if you arent a shit dad you could also know that
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>>42462525
Most 18 year old boys are waste of spaces that do drugs. Statistically she's more likely to be dating a guy who's no good if she dates someone who's 18.
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>>42462510
How do you know the 40 yr old isnt a drug dealer plying her with coke so she givs up her arse?
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>>42462302

New UKIP was in the new for 'dating young activist'
>Turns out she is 26
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>>42462554
That's because the media will use any ammo they can to discredit UKIP and the right wing.
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>>42462424
Sensible chuckle imagining your urethra
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>>42462404
Is it a Thermos brand Thermos tho?
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>>42462549
Are you honestly going to pretend you'd rather your teenage daughter date a man twice her age than another teenager?
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Shaming men for dating younger girls is just a feminist creation cause they're butthurt that younger girls are better than them in every way.
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>>42462591
Are you honestly going to take the side of butthurt roasties?
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PLOT TWIST! The 40 yr old turns out to be a black guy Not so cool with it now eh?
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>>42462510

When I was 27 and dating a 16 year old Chinese girl, her parents had this exact attitude. "He's a great catch, from a stable family, has a good career and ambition, prime marriage material"
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>>42462595
Had this argument with my whore mother 3 months back and she hasn't spoken to me since.
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So lads, what's the worst thing you've said/ done/ admitted whilst drunk/ high?
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>>42462595
would you care if your 16 year old daughter was dating a 40 year old man?

always think about these ideas as though you had some personal involvement in them
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>>42462604
I'm not taking anyone's side. I'm trying to give myself a personal attachment to the matter rather than a knee jerk 'grr woman bad' reaction.
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>>42462616
Forgot to detrip
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>>42462617

I agree with the other anon who said "at least he's probably not a waste of space".

I'd honestly prefer an older man to one of a similar age
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I've woken up with a positive mindset, which is rare for me, yet I also have an urge to have a good cry which is also rare

Why is this?
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>>42462595
>cause they're butthurt that younger girls are better than them in every way.
This
a man of 40 has only increased his worth since he was 20 because mens worth is decided by their wealth and influence
a woman has 40 has only decreased her worth since 20 because all women are valued for is their looks

I agree that this is "sexist" but women are happy to take advantage of it when they're younger then whinge about it when it turns against them later *cough* rose mcgowan so they have no right to whinge about it
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>>42462616
I got into a massive rant about the jewish question at a family gathering

lol
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>>42462605
>Reddit calling a "POC" a sexual predator
hahaha come on anon, at least try to make something believable.
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There's a 43 year old man at my work who looks about 30 cause he works out. He used to show loads of attention to this 40 year old woman. Now she's got an 18 year old assistant and the guy only pays attention to the 18 year old.

The roastie is so mad and takes it out on the 18 year old.
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>>42462616
i revealed my power level once, ive got quite lefty friends and whilst drunk i went on a rant about how i don't think the Holocaust was so bad and how Muslims are bad for the country and our culture. they where quite irate about it but they just seem to accept it now
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>>42462674
>old hag so stupid that she doesn't realise that the abuse will drive the younger fit bird to him
I love it when whores don't think about the consequences of their mind games.
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>>42462681
Even the left accept that Muslims are bad for the country now. Their latest argument is now "What you going to do build a time machine and stop them coming in?"

They've stopped arguing that Muslims aren't a problem.

They now accept they're a problem but argue we can't do anything extreme to solve the problem.
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>>42462666
hate POC as a term. how is it any better than calling someone coloured? it's just as exclusive.

i dont know why i'm expecting "progressives" to use any sort of logic desu...
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My sister started dating a 31 year old when she was 16, she's now 32 and him 47. There was so much gossiping at the time too, I remember one of my dad's friends came over and when he was here said to my dad "Are you seriously OK with your daughter dating that guy? You know everyone is talking about you right?"

He then said "Yeah I've met him, he's a sound chap, are you seriously ok with Sarah [his daughter] dating that waste of space?" and my dad's friend went into full damage control mode, "H-he's a great lad, j-just had a rough time growing up" now she is in her mid 30s and a recovering heroin addict
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>>42462699
>They've stopped arguing that Muslims aren't a problem.
Huh? Since when? Every shitlib lefty I know is fine with them.
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>ectopics getting more and more frequent
>piss fucking scared of the doctor
wat do lads?
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>>42462702
>how is it any better than calling someone coloured
it's not, the people who push for this stuff just want to control how you speak so they can shoot down your arguments.

just watch in a year or two POC will be considered a bad term and you'll have to say People Who Identify As People Of Colour (PWIAPOC) or some shit

Just look at that "Latinx" and "Womxn" shit
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>>42462734
>ectopics
what dis
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>>42462702
I think Tilde made this post
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>>42462751

Anon is pregnant, anon.
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>>42462751
Its Google you fucking mong.
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>>42462712
If you get into an argument with them, they will eventually stop defending them and give you the time machine line.
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>>42462699
one of my friends gripes with me being right wing is they find it odd that i'm Bi and yet i support right-wing ideologies, but if you know anything about the Muslim religion is that they are not exactly know for there acceptance of gays. so when i say i don't want Muslims in this country they automatically assume because that one time i reveled my power level they always go "hurr Hitler did nothing wrong" in a really snarky way, but its just because i don't want to be killed by stinky Muslims
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>>42462769
>capitalising bi
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>>42462778
>caring how others capitalize words
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>>42462759
>tfw too stupid to google
no bullyn plss
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Film night with the parents tonight lids, Miami Vice or Kong Skull Island?
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>go to a club
>dance
>have 5 women come up to me including a black woman who was holding my hands
>don't seal the deal with any of them
What's wrong with me lads. I feel so depressed and lonely this morning. I know I must be attractive but I'm obviously autistic too. Oh yeah and my tinder date went home because I went to dance instead of talk to her.
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>>42462738
yeah i know what you mean actually. i have a friend who judges massively on the words people use rather than what they say. i think he actually thinks i'm right wing these days, purely because i disagree with a lot of his views. i'm actually a filthy hippy, but as each day goes by i feel more out of touch with what i traditionally considered left. they've gone mental. if it's all the same to you i wont look up those terms, i cant be doing with stressing myself out any more.
>>42462756
not trying to start anything but what makes you say that?
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>>42462816
should have took her to the dance floor lad.
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>>42462708
Sounds like a flock of scumbags all around. Fuck those faggot normalfags who refuse to pass along the reigns to the next generation, preying on stupid women just for his bestial love of snatch.

The kind of 30 something who fucks teenagers on the weekends would be a used up stacy whore if he was born the opposite gender. Ruins countless virgin girls, then has one kid who possibly gets extra chromosomes, and dies as the kid becomes an adult anyway
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>He can't reveal his power level around his family.
>His family aren't middle class racists the best kind of racists.
>He will never have conversations around the Christmas table about how we need to keep refugee leeches out and how Islam is ruining British society.

It's pretty good lads, was a little awkward when I bought an oriental girl home. But they've accepted east asians as pretty much white now with my push.
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>>42462827

He's quite the robot type, and he didn't just shag her as a one off, they are married now and have 3 children
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There's a Swedish guy at my work.

>stands at 6'3
>muscular, little exercise but is in perfect shape
>blue eyes
>full head of blond hair at the age of 30
>9/10 - all the girls openly flirt with him
>constant comments about how attractive he is

I'm not telling you this to confess I'm a homosexual, but rather to say it's a shame he has to tell him political views (right-wing) in secrecy because even somebody who is a literal ultrachad is afraid of telling people that immigration is problematic.

Now imagine an ugly neckbeard making a comment like that.
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>>42462828
>tfw right wing parents who voted brexit and like Trump and live in a lovely small village in the countryside
Refreshing visiting them as someone who lives in London
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>>42462828
My family are middle class generic shit lib, progressive socialists - perhaps the worst fucking kind. They had conversations around the Christmas table about how Trump is the worst thing to happen to the world and how they love multiculturalism. Not even joking about that last part.

It's very alienating sitting around a dinner table with your family and knowing they would most likely disown you if you spoke your mind.
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The skin below my bottom lip is really flaky and its annoying me lads. dont know why this has happened.
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>if you meet a girl in a club and she has fake ID and you sex her you're still a criminal
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>>42462815
Miami Vice sounds like it will have at least 1 sex scene
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>>42462868
Fuck that must be rough, my family are totally on my wavelength even though we are middle class
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>>42462879
get this stuff lad
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>>42462828

>Not a single person in my family give a shit about politics
>They all have postal votes
>Most of them gave me theirs
>Ended up voting for Leave 9 times in the referendum
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>>42462880
>chads getting criminal offenses for having one night stands

lol I ain't even mad tbqh my laddy
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>>42462897
hahaha top lad tbqh
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>>42462868
>It's very alienating sitting around a dinner table with your family and knowing they would most likely disown you if you spoke your mind.
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>>42462859
A lot everyday people think it is problematic. Not thinking it is problematic is basically anarchist
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>>42462880
Wasnt there a case like this recently and the guy didnt get charged?
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>>42462903
>you have to be a chad to pick up thots at a club
go outside more
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>>42462890
think it's got at least 3, I've already seen it lad, no uncomfortable-ness between us with sex scenes with me and the parents
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>>42462895
Put it on last night lad and it has hardly helped. probably put some on again soon
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>>42462826
I did. But she apparently got sad and went home. I stayed out until 5 or something.

Honestly felt like one of those depressing British films from the 80s where it follows a guy getting drunk and eventually topping himself.
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>>42462924
>he says while on /r9k/

Sigh
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>>42462915
Yeah but they're either at the bottom of the social hierarchy (/pol/) or they keep it to themselves.

Everyone else - left wingers especially rich ones - think diversity is great and don't see a problem with high volumes of immigration.

MOST people don't think there's any distinction between African and White immigration. That would make them racist.
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>>42462859
>Now imagine an ugly neckbeard making a comment like that.

I do, and basically get no trouble for it
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>Great Uncle used to say he'd never shake hands with a black man round the dinner table
>Everyone would just say "ha ha you so crazy uncle"
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Say scientists pretty much perfect cloning and they started making people, but they could skip the maturation phase of growth and create fully formed adults right off the bat - how would people react to regular humans sleeping with them?

Say you have a fully cloned person who is chronologically 2 years old, would you go to prison for noncing them if you slept with them?
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>>42462933
if its really bad you basically have to have it on constantly all day, think of it as sealing the surface from the elements. Usually sorts it out within 24 hours for me
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>>42462868
Any family worth having would at least consider your opinions.
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>>42462951
>Yeah but they're either at the bottom of the social hierarchy (/pol/) or they keep it to themselves.

Probably because its only literal autisits that would openly talk about it. Normal people are aware that talking about it will cause too much controversy.
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>>42462966
wouldnt they have the mind and experiences of a 2 year old? sounds like you'd be fucking a heavily disabled person to me
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>>42462966
Fuck tht gay shit, I just want to have sex with robots.
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yeah wooo playing chicken on tractorshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
name that film
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>>42462960
they don't think you're even worthy of a response.
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>>42462966
>Say you have a fully cloned person who is chronologically 2 years old, would you go to prison for noncing them if you slept with them?

maybe because people would argue that it is creating a market for cp, which causes more circulation of it and more abuse to children etc
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>>42463007
tina wants a word with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMAULOwDY1Q
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>>42463009

Half the population basically agree anyway for a start, and the rest that disagree don't take it personally
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>tfw living in a constant nightmare of guilt and shame
might turn to religion tbqh
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>>42462971
You say that, and to some degree I get it, but if I put everything out as I see it and they reacted the way that everything I know about them says they would, I would truly be alone in the world.
I still love them, at least I think I do. It's kind of hard to describe honestly. Like, I have absolutely nothing in common with any of them, nothing, no crossover between personality, hobbies, interests, media (tv shows, movies, music etc.), books, art, politics, humour, lifestyles and so on. But I still feel a certain connection and yearning for them. I guess that's the billions of years of biology behind us but it's still a real feeling.
I don't want to have nobody.
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You know how in the 50s, food companies started selling low-fat high-sugar food because we were mislead into believing it's fat that makes us fat, but not sugar?

Well there is an even greater myth that is believed by 90% of people today and it's literally killing them.

When I tell them they laugh at me but a quick Google search shows studies that definitely prove this thing.
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>>42463018
what are you guilty and ashamed of lad
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>>42463034

Is it that margiarine is better than butter?
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>>42463018
same here. what is it?
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>>42463043
I've done some bad things to some good people. Spent my life lying, cheating, and stealing and basically being a scumbag.
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>>42463034
Yeah it's a shitty situation. Realistically the most any of us can do is make a change on a personal level and stop consuming so much sugar.
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>>42463012
if you could clone yourself and move your consciousness to the new body (ignoring arguments about if it would still be you) I wonder how many adults would actually choose to swap to child bodies perpetually
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>>42463018
why not just stop doing things that make you feel guilty and ashamed?
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peckham lad do you want to hang out. South east london born and bred here.
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Nice to see brit/pol/ getting out of the house

https://news.sky.com/story/trump-supporters-demand-london-mayor-sadiq-khan-arrest-11205566
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>>42463016
correct. you get 2 internet credits
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>>42463079
Would this be a new classification of sex criminal? Some kind of 'reverse-nonce'?
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>>42463064
No. Any other guesses?

>>42463073
Re-read the post you replied to.
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Anyone here got literally no friends whatsoever?

I'm an adult now and didn't make any during my school years or anything like that.
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>sister is having a tantrum because her dog likes me more

Why are women so bratty?
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>>42463097

No, but you've got my intriged now, is it a food based myth?
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>>42463087
>Mayor of the Acid Attack capital of Europe
>Spends all day being a massive fucking autist and screaming about DRUMPHHFFF

Thanks everyone who voted for him, 10/10 job, bet you really patted yourself on the back for being so progressive.
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yep, I've had plenty of chance to but i just can't open up to anyone
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>>42463104
it's MANS best friend, not womans best friend
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would you a north korean refugee?
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>>42463092
gee thanks lad
quite enjoy those films tbqh
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>>42463102
fell for the gf meme and made her my everything, lost all contact with friends.

then she left me and I'm left with nothing.
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>>42462616
stuck my finger up a 14-yr-old boy's hole
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>>42463117
>he thinks a vote was what put him in that position

oh lad...
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>>42463139
It only prefers me because she's always screaming and bitching, then when the dog is laying down sleeping she'll go pick it up for her own selfish reasons like social media pictures.
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>>42463141
I wouldn't mind those kind of refugees
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>>42463141
>having to learn enough Korean to say "stop screaming go back to sleep you're not in the rape camp any more"
eh, maybe
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>>42463156
haha yeah check out this cuck who thinks elections are real lmao. *posts jew with string puppets*
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>>42463158
what kind of dog lad. Pretty jealous would love to own a dog but I live alone and work so not sure I can really.
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>>42463177
the absolute state of you cum, deary me
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>>42463111
The average person eats twice as much protein as they need, because the fitness industry started selling us protein shakes, high-protein "healthy" snacks, and because of the myth that protein is good for muscle, as spread by bodybuilders.

What's the matter with high protein consumption? It basically turned into sugar and has the same effects as sugar, plus it causes inflammation that is responsible for most diseases.

Average person needs only 40 grams a day.
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Think my dad is the reason YouTube is shit, lads. He watched the most low effort clickbait videos.
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>>42463199
>the myth that protein is good for muscle
what?
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>>42463201
>Make low effort clickbait
>Get your dad to watch em
>$$$
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Is coffee a meme? I feel nothing after drinking a massive thick black one
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>>42463219
pretty much

but

if you keep drinking it then the only way you will be able to feel normal is by continuing to drink it
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>>42463213
Yes, unbelievable right?
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>>42463219
what do you expect to happen? its not a fucking class A head warper mate

I drink a black coffee every morning and it does me well for my morning exercise

and no I don't need it to feel normal, it's just an effective energy boost
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Nearly had a heart attack when Bonkers John called my dad and I forgot he was coming around today
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anyone wanna go to this?

https://www.cardiffanimecon.com/
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>>42463238
It's not a myth. It's always been the cornerstone of building muscle
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>>42463248
>Bonkers John
what?
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>>42463267
lmfao at this for some reason
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>>42463250
We could harass the /cgl/ fags that go there.
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>>42463199
STOP LARPing m8
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>>42463250
hahahaha, oh wait you're serious? let me laugh even harder HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>42463193
Chihuahua but a nice one that comes and snuggles up in my dressing gown.
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>>42463148
me 2, I like the older musicy one's, love blues brothers desu
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>>42463254
>>42463273
It's easier to discredit something when it's an unpopular opinion. We did it from 1950 to 2005 when anyone who told me sugar was bad was laughed at by people drinking coca cola.
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>>42463267
Well, he's Bonkers, and he's called John. I posted about him last year. https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/%22bonkers%20john%22/
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>>42463250
>Sheep noncers and weebs all in one place

christ, rather not
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>>42463267
Wacky Dave's brother
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>>42463272
>>42463275
we could go there for the lasses. plus i've never been to a comic con.
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will we have the technology to make me young once i'm old?
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>>42463303
I doubt I could pull a good looking cosplayer. They all have thousands of orbiters as it is.
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There's one in Bristol too

https://www.bristolanimecon.com/
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>>42463305
The sex bots will make you feel young again, it'll be like the teenage love we never got to experience.
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I have broken the ninth commandment. Thou shalt not lie with fat chicks.
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>>42463024
I get it. Sometimes it seems better to not cause conflict.
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>>42463311
>Farm noncers and weebs all in one place

christ, rather not
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>>42463293
Isn't that Terry the twats cousin?
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>>42463311
What is the closest weeb con to Hull?
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>>42463303
Lad, everyone there including the lasses will be utterly shit-tier in every way. Any decent looking ones will never give you the time of day either because they're only there to get attention from desperate weirdos. Conventions really aren't that great, especially when they're as broad as 'anime convention'. Only very niche ones are worth going to.
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Oh the gangster looks so frightening with his luger in his hand, when he gets home to his children he is a family, but when it comes to the nitty gritty he can shove in his knife. Yes, he looks quite religious, he has been an outlaw all his life.
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>>42463289
You're really pathetically dumb if you think everyone is pretending that protein builds muscle. Like...tumblr fat activist dumb.
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>>42463326
No its Sheila the Slags father in law.
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>He wants to attend an anime convention
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>>42463311
Prime target for radical jihadi tactics
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>>42463332
Everything I say is backed by studies. Polls found most people believe that drink a protein shake increases muscle mass. Please stop replying to me and use Google.
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>>42463315
why? that pussy good senpai
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>>42463328
Big dust bin around back of a Game store.
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>>42463347
Fred the fannys 2nd husband?
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>stop replying to me
I'll do this part
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>>42463370
No thats Aaron the Arseholes uncle.
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>>42463329
I think my strategy would make to make some friends and slowly work my away up the pussy hierarchy. I don't know any girls so it might be a good start.
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>>42463368
My friend hates living there, and I have visiting him there.
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>>42463380
Next door to harry the tranny?
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Just had a high skill, low challenge wank lads. Relaxing as fuck.
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>>42463383
You won't meet any girls at a convention lad. Everyone is packed in like sardines sweating their bollocks off trying to get to the good merch first.
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>>42463315
hope you used protection lad
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>>42463412
Yeah thats the one mucker.
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>when John blows his candles out before being sung happy birthday

fucking hell, he's BONKERS
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Testyoriginalorkrte
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why are russian girls so fucking hot but the men are so ugly
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>>42463426
Saw stoner Dan coming out of there the other day.
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>>42463414
Christ I remember that fucking guy.
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>>42463430
I can top that, I didn't even go down for my cake so they sung it without me.
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>when John mixes the shandy with his rum and coke

stop you BONKERS MAN
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>>42463430
Wait, I heard he farts his candles out?
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i literally pour milk in my bowl before cereal
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download qtcreeper lads, you can thank me later
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>>42463430
I remember when i dropped my pants and farted on the cake because everyone dared me. I will never forget the look on the faces of the adults wew
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>>42463495
How did you get here John?
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>>42463495
Why? That's like putting a bit of ketchup on the side of your plate before you decide how much food you want to eat. Makes way more sense to pour out the cereal, then add the milk.
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>when John lets his coca cola go flat before drinking it

MUM GET THE STRAIGHT JACKET
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>>42463497
What even is it mate?
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>>42463520
because the milk splashes against the cereal and i don't like it
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So John is just a budget British version of Chuck Norris?
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thank god this thread will die now

can we please not carry on with this @42463524 shit in the next thread?
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>>42463524
I prefer flat coke. Am I bonkers?
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>>42463542
>Actually funny, good meme
>mehhh stop it, i dont like it mehhh

fuck off
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>>42463527
interpals is a site where you can talk to cute girls. this program automatically messages every single girl on the site, you just need to specify which girls countries and ages you want
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>>42463547
someone let you out the psyche ward again john
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>>42463530
So pour it in slowly, or against the smooth side of the bowl instead of the uneven cereal. Jesus it's not difficult lad.
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>>42463542
>getting this triggered by mad lad John
BONKED
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>>42463556
maybe if you like this meme so much you could find some likeminded individuals on reddit or something
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>>42463557
Oh well thats pointless because I can't speak to people.
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>>42463557
>get rejected by multiple women at once
nice
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>>42463573
>implying this type of humor is not the norm in britfeel

this is not your safe space you mong, i think you need to leave if you dont like it.
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>john goes to shake my hand, go to shake his, he pulls away and twats me over the head

SOMEONE LOCK HIM UP
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>>42463573
t. Bonkers John. It's just bants mate. Only a bit at your expense.
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>>42463587
it's literally 15 year old humour mate

hope you get banned for being underage
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when the pussy is so tight the dick hurts
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>>42463612
wait no john noncing isn't bonkers
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>>42463602
>what is poo posting
>what is deano

You obviously dont like this general. I think reddit would suit your needs better, as they can downvote thing they dont like.
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>>42463612
That sounds like >>>/b/ talk.
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>>42463602
This. The humour is so juvenile.
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>John buys a footlong from Subway, eats half of it and throws the rest in the bin

SEND IN THE TROOPS
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>>42463612
Oh yeah mate I know that exact feeling haha happened to me loads of times what a pain in the arse haha
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>>42463644
good idea, the boys on the front line deserve a treat
feed the troops johns left overs
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Make a new thread you bonkers bitch
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>>42463644
>John goes into subway
>asks whose foot they use as a measurement
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>>42463657

Time to call this thread a day

>>42463653
>>42463653
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ah, well, it is saturday afterall. It only makes sense to expect normies to project their attachments and treat this like a safe space.
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>>42463622
poo posting is literal shitposting and just farcical

this stuff is so contrived it's actually annoying
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>>42454753
these threads are cancer i tell ya



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