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>tfw she didn't message you first or at all today
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Get out, e-chad
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>>42458301
>e-gf doesn't respond to my first ever message to her
>turns out i never had an e-gf
>never even had an e-f
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>>42458331
let's find you a nice girl
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Remind that KHV is not nearly exclusive enough and we need to expand it to include never having interacted with a female even online
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>mfw using e-gf as training gf for real gfs
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>>42458391
OK, go find me one
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>gigantic network of orbiter e-gfs and e-bfs are putting the pieces together
>they're breaking it off with me

NOOOOO! MY EMPIRE! HOW WILL I GET FREE SHIT NOW?
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>tfw she messaged you shortly after this thread was made

false alarm guys
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>tfw you're gay and your e-boyfriend hasn't messaged you in 6 years
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>>42458552
since you're a fruitcake do you have the one where wojak is grabbing another wojaks ass while talking about knowing that feel? always made me laugh
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>>42458563
Here you go friend


Original
Original
Fuck the bot
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>>42458455
let's look at soc together
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>tfw you send messages but they never write back
>tfw they didn't even care enough to block you
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>>42458634
perfect, thank you

>>42458648
that's called passive ghosting friend

they ghosted you but won't remove you
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>>42458648
Iktf
You cowardly fuckers wanted me to add you.
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>>42458644
Soc? Is that where you find them?
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how the hell do you even get an e- gf? I'm in discords with some grills but how do you get them to choose you over 20 other guys?
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>>42458724
there's a lot of normos on there but occasionally an abnormie qt will post there
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>>42458731
Seem interesting, compliment them passively, be older than them, have money/looks
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>>42458746
OK, I want this one. You said you would find me a gf. Make it happen.
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>>42458754
what if I only have two of those?
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>>42458807
Lie about the other ones. E-gf's, much like real gf's, want everything.
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>>42458826
nah e-gfs like you for you so there's room for leeway
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>>42458921
Never felt like they liked me for me. I don't think anyone has ever liked me for me
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>>42458921
I am older than them. (they're usually 16- 18)
Am nice, also nice to the dudes too.
However I'm poor and ugly and have no hobbies or interests. wat do.
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>>42458754
>compliment them passively, be older than them
That's weird advice. You don't need to be passive when you complement someone and most girls want someone their own age.
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>>42458975
just be the funny guy making jokes and posting memes and they'll get soaking wet every time they see you join the room
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>>42458986
Every woman my age and older seems repulsed by me, maybe it's just a "me" thing
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>e-gf knows i'm a neet
>still accepts me anyway

truly bliss
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>fembot I lightly flirted with suddenly stops responding
>assume she ghosted me and move on
>one month later she messages back with some vague excuse

what did she mean by this
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>>42459141
Sometimes i dream about this scenario. I don't know what it really means. But to me, it means they must have thought about me. And that makes me happy
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>>42459141
i'm in something similar

>added some fembot
>seems receptive to the flirting
>claims to just never be there since our talking stopped
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>talk to e-girl every day for 6+ hours for the past 2+ weeks
>laughing all the time
>literally says a third of her days go by in like 5 minutes because of me
>she says she's never met someone like me
>two days ago tell her I'm fat
>5-6 hours went down to 10 minutes ever since
Should I give the benefit of the doubt and say it's because of finals or do I ghost? Kinda sucks because she shooed away the depression she didn't know I had but we were supposed to spend all Friday night talking again but she went to sleep instead.
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>>42459185
Same thing happened to me. Everyone here sucks and shouldn't exchange contact info under any circumstances.
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>>42459141
it means she got bored so started talking to you again, found someone else and they left her so she came back to you, or she got depressed and stopped talking to everyone for a month but now she's starting to feel better
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>>42459201
here's what you do

don't message her for a few days if she doesn't bother to send you anything in that time then the writings on the wall

any woman who has some interest in you will bother to message you at some point
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>>42459201
She lost interest in you because of your weight, she probably pictures you as being morbidly obese. But just keep talking to her and maybe you can win her back
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>>42459215
what kills me is that I see her online during all this so it makes no sense but I'm just not gonna try with her anymore
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all these e-normies
gguh i hate you all
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>>42459268
Me too. Always online and active but never says anything back when I message. Just fucking block me or say you don't want to talk ffs. Not knowing is the worst feeling. You should really just delete her from your friends list, though. That's what I had to do.
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>>42459246
She bothers sending good morning and g'nite messages but it feels like she's just doing it because she doesn't want to feel like a bad person for ghosting someone just because of their weight, so I might as well do it myself right?

>>42459260
That kinda sucks since all of my dialogue is mood-based, so if someone is not interested in talking to me but does it anyway then I'm not an interesting person to talk to
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>>42459311
I probably will soon. I think I'm just giving her the benefit of the doubt since she seemed cool at first and even into me
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Do I have to ask her out to be my e-gf? I've been talking with and playing vidya with a girl every single day for 2 years. She's my best friend.

Is she my e-gf?
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>>42459431
Ask her and see what happens
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>>42458301
>tfw she didn't message you first or at all today
>tfw she will never message you again
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>>42459452
I value her way too much to make things awkward.
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>>42459340
Maybe you're dodging a bullet if she's so shallow, man.
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>>42459340
Is she pretty? Are you trying to get with a girl who is out of your league?
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>>42458301
I keep confusing everyone with what my gender is, its incredibly funny but I think I might be annoying some folks

Never gonna tell em tho, theyd lose all respect for me
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>>42459652
Do they mistake you for a girl? Can i mistake you for a girl over the internet too?
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>>42459673
Some mistake me for a girl but I always overtly state that I'm a guy to the point where its comical to keep them confused


Thats not manipulative, is it?
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>>42459555
>shallow
It's not like I blame her, who the fuck wants to hang out with Jonah Hill? Weight is always a sign of something wrong, from self-control to self-confidence to who knows what else issues you can come up with, there's a very small minority of fatsos that are so by means outside of their control so it's only normal after all, the only not-normal part is dancing around the issue

>>42459568
I dunno I haven't seen her, I just wanted someone who talks on the same wavelength as I. If I was, do you think I should just go away?
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I'm going to meet her this spring, it'll be the third time we're together irl.
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>>42459697
I don't think so, the onus is on them to solve the mystery of your gender.

>no one mistakes my gender because i'm too thirsty to be a girl
>will never have fun like this anon
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>>42459722
Think before you type, simple as that
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>>42459736
I mean, i could. But i like to type like how i would speak. Which is usually a jumbled mess of words. Kind of like what i'm doing now
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>>42459756
There are very specific differences in typing that most boys and girls partake in, at least in the minds of the general public. Stick to those but deviate a bit, be original a bit, and someday you might just be a bit closer to getting anons crawling to you without even trying

God im a degenerate
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>>42459793
Huh, maybe i'll try to learn more about it. A part of me wants the free attention thay fembots and women get. But another part of me knows it's wrong to lie to my fellow desperate robots
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>>42459815
Oh, they are desperate, there's nothing you can do to change that fact. The internet is a very depressing and horny place, I say get drunk and have fun
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>>42459841
Well, i guess i'll start doing it tomorrow. Maybe if everything goes well, I'll get some (you)'s
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>>42459857
Good luck, anon, just remember that its fake, dont want to confuse your identities now do you
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>>42459871
I guess not. But sometimes it would be nice to be not me, you know? Being a loser all the time is lame. I wanna be popular and sought after sometimes
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>>42459703
>If I was, do you think I should just go away?
If she's cute you might want to try to find someone who is less popular. But wait and see what happens with her first. Maybe she's just busy?
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>>42459673
>>42459652

I too wish to jack off thinking you are a girl when you are a cute boy being extremely feminine. It's the only thing that gets my dick hard anymore.
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>>42459892
She seemed busy before but always made time to send a bunch of texts which is why the whole thing is confusing but you're right, I got nothing to lose if I hang around for a couple more days especially since it's the weekend now, thanks dude it really eased my mind off
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>>42458921
>e-gfs like you for you

That's a good one.

Next you'll tell me that e-gfs are loyal and honest.
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I love you robot! You never respond to my messages but I hope you're doing well, please respond soon!
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>>42458301
>be the e-gf
>message first a bunch of times
>he almost never does
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>>42460214
wanna leave him for me then?
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>tfw incapable of getting an e-gf because im too weird
>tfw realizes that my e-friends probably don't care about me
I think some people are actually meant to be alone forever and no, I don't have IRL friends.
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>tfw she cancels her trip to see you 3 days before
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>>42460214
If he's very talkative when you message first then he probably thinks he's not worth your time
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>>42460214
Same experience, anon. He never messages first. He's probably talking to some hoe instead of me.
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Online relationships aren't real. You don't know that person you're just filling in details about them from your own fantasies. Let it go.
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>>42460243
It's actually someone I met irl very long time ago. The only reason I e-bf'd him is because it allows me to delude myself I have a chance to turn this into something more. Sorry anon...

>>42460293
Well, he does talk a lot. And he almost immediately responds when I do messege him. It's just the fact that he almost never messages first thay makes me confused. He can't be THAT autistic to be afraid of talking to a random person online right?

>>42460317
That's what I'd think too but mines way from being a Chad.
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>be me juggling several e-gf
>get sudden anxiety when two of them skype call me at the same time
>panic group call
>hey anon
>hey anon
>so uh, l.. let me introduce you girls
>who is this anon?
>this is my friend anon
>nice to meet you, so how do you know anon?
>anon, can we talk in private real quick?
>why do you want to talk in private?
>because I just want to talk to my bf in private
>your boyfriend?
>yea, sorry
>but anon is my boyfriend
>what
>leave call

What do I do guys? I was going to break up with the old one, but she messages me every morning and I like getting good morning messages because I can't get up without them. I tried to ask the new one to give me good morning messages but she lives in a weird timezone.
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>>42460437
say you want to date them both
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>>42460437
>can't commit
Awfully rude to play people for your own satisfaction anon
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>>42460492
I'm too scared to call them. I don't know if they are still talking to each other but they haven't messaged me yet.

>>42460545
I know I fucked up, but what do I do? Do I just ghost them both?
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>have an okcupid account with a picture of pepe
>girl messaged me
>have a bunch of same interests
>conversation is still going ok so far
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>>42460623
you fool pepe has gone mainstream women will think you're "one of the boys"
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>>42460643
but women get hundreds of messages there and she still continues talking with me after I said I wanted to get to know her, even though my profile is empty
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How do I make internet friends? The only internet friend I've ever had was from an accidental add on steam, and pls don't tell me soc I already tried adding a few guys didn't go well at all
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man u guys are fuckin losers lol man up fags
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>>42460680
1) be someone who enjoys companionship
2) do the things you enjoy
3) profit
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>>42460680
play multiplayer games and talk to people in the lobby
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>>42460680
why didn't it go well?
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>>42460680
It used to be real easy like a decade ago but now all the anonymous stranger chats have been taken over by horny street-shitting indians and the non-anonymous ones are extremely physical-driven, so you're in a pinch there mate
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>>42460664
well usually a majority of women on dating sites aren't the smartest-- albeit this is also the same for men. the type of people who go on dating sites usually have some sort of crippling problem that prevents them from getting a significant other through normal means. (no, this does not necessarily mean normal means as in real life reee but through hobbies, games, any social activity)
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>>42460727
They found out I was a girl and either ghosted me or started being creepy or uncomfortable towards me. I absolutely hate that I can't make any real friends or get close to anyone without any ulterior motives. Then there are those people that are snake oil salesman and always try to manipulate you. It sucks
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>>42460786
when do you think is an appropriate time to ask for other contact like skype or whatsapp
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>>42460727
Complete normans. One guy said he played league and was like lvl 10 (I'm diamond) for example
>>42460719
Doesn't work for the only game I play, league
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>>42460822
what games do you have

originalpox
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>>42460437
how to fuck do you even find e-gfs
not to even talk about having several?
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>>42460859
here's a brilliantly thought out "when you.." list:
>have a nickname for them (and it's not creepy and forced)
>reach a blockade in socialization
>notice mutual affection
>notice enjoyment of speaking to each other (before my gf and i were together we would laugh and call for hours at night)
>if they ask for it
>if you seriously e n j o y talking to them
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>>42460908
avoid lad last fembot I spoke to who kept raving about "manipulation" was a wall to talk to also seemed to hate men or something
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>>42460923
there are a few chat sites I go to. find an e-girl. hit it off w/ her. get e-gf. I'm not telling which sites tho b/c I know you will pollute the pool. (*`w`)
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>>42460949
Thnx chum. r9k could use more chums to be perfectly honest.
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>>42460908
I have really every game in theory since i just buy games to play with friends. I usually cover everything. I really like Ultimate chicken horse though.
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>>42460881
What is your League ign? Are you NA? How long have you played? I'm not too good myself I used to be gold.
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>>42460949
Paranoia has hit and I feel like you are talking about me.
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>>42460993
comon lad
i want some e-gfs to say goodmorning to me too.
don't be a normie
robots stand together
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>>42461080
Because I am talking about you, fucking roastie. You know who you are
WHORE
You piss me off
You talk annoying and you're ugly as fuck
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>>42461080
that wasn't me >>42461115
but if i removed you then yeah it's probably you
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>used maplestory as my social hub for egfs and efriends
>maplestory has been dead for like 6 years now and haven't experienced anything like it since
>miss my days of being e-chad
anyone else feel these feels? i can't be the only one
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>>42461103
right now I am sitting on 4 e-gfs.

1. a dominant hispanic tsundere gf who calls me a loser and tells me to do things all the time but I know she loves me b/c she demands my attention constantly

2. a cute romanian gf who is super submissive but I don't think she is that into me. she is so fucking cute tho

3. 4/10 roastie american gf who texts me good morning every morning and begs me to tell her my address so she can visit me

4. a cute 5/10 korean gf who is studying really hard in uni right now. we only text chat but I am loving it

NO I'm not telling you my sites (*`w`)
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>tfw you had a really good minecraft gf who liked your underage autism
>tfw she dissapeard off skype, steam and minecraft one day a few years ago
>tfw you sill have her as a friend and see the comments you put on her page
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>>42461182
lmao nobody gives a shit about your e-gfs we just want to know the sites
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>>42461182
I do not believe you, you're not telling people the sites because you don't have any sites.

Just a dumb virgin who is creating a fantasy
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>>42461203
>>42461231
u jelly? (*`w`)
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>tfw u dont have a e-bf to see them talk about u on r9k
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>>42461248
want to go out?
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>>42461258
yes pleasee

im pretty i swear
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>>42461284
are you a girl (born female) at least?
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>>42461293
of course

oringial
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>>42461312
Well, do you have any contacts? If you don't mind I'd like to start things slow. I'd like to be friends first.
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i want a runescape e-gf so bad
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>tfw I will never EVER get a gf e or otherwise
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>>42461331
i have discord
but you'd have to post yours
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Lmao e-girlfriends are fucking pathetic grow up people
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I'd never have one. I'm too boring.
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JD#0365

pls be gf
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>>42461358
Here ya go my Discord is Squigs#8065
Captcha was giving me problems
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>>42461358
take mine instead of those others

Pudding#3305
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How do people actually find e bfs that are free all day and just wanna do stuff together? I've been in one e relationship before and like they were always busy with work it made me sad because all I wanted to do was spend time with them.
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I need a fat ugly girl to be my e-friend.
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>>42461540
I'm a neet so my focus will be all on you babe
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>>42458301
>tfw I still have the 30 dollar Obama cardboard cutout she bought me from party galaxy
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>>42461540
No time to talk, at all?
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>>42461554
Tell me about yourself before anything. Got any hobbies? Do anything fun? Do you like gunpla? Card games? Believe in astrology, love at first sight or luck?
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>tfw your e-bf blocked you on discord
actually I think he was just using me anyways, but I also made the mistake of telling my sister's bf about him, and he wants to stay deep in the closet, where as I want to as well, but it at the time he was ghosting me, and I really missed him. I miss him right now actually. makes me sad to realize that I let someone really close to me, and they could not love me.
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>autistic internet gf keeps messaging you wondering where you are months after you've ghosted her
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>>42461596
Like 3 hours a day then they'd sleep and sometimes they'd talk to me during work. It was a pretty shitty relationship and they always tried to apologize with material wealth but I don't want that. I just wanted someone there. They were a great guy and I hope they dont get abused
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>>42461580
you sound like a numale
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>>42461624
Well, I understand that you wanted him to talk more to you, but work is work, you know.
Money has to come from somewhere.
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>>42461605
I'm too nervous to write about myself here
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>>42461673
Awesome

Origg
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How does one go about getting an e-gf? I feel like this might be the only way for me to actually have a female in my life other than my relatives. I don't even work around women, I work night shifts alone. Mostly to keep away from people as it is.

This thread was a good coincidence I was just watching a movie called like.share.follow. Terrible fucking movie btw.
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>>42458437
non-wizard here. I advise this. get the horrible cringe out of the way early, and bury the metaphorical corpse where nobody can find it.
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>>42461693
Let me encourage you! I'm sure you're a great guy you should let others know about your fine and redeeming qualities. I'm interested because it gives us stufd to talk about!
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>been in contact with a grill for about week now
>met her online, and SHE contacted ME first, so no orbiting was required
>seems to be super into me, asks lots of questions with genuine interest
>asks about my favorite movies, games, books etc. and asks suggestions and my opinions on things even though she could just google it, but it's obvious that she wants to hear it from _me_ (which is a really cute way to keep conversation going)
>sends apology messages if she's too busy to reply, just to make sure I don't get frustrated or worried
>she's actually worried that I'm going to ghost her even though I'm already really liking her

I don't even know what she looks like and I already have a huge crush on her. She doesn't have much of any online presence, so it's not like I'm part of her orbiter harem either, and she's way too open about her affection towards me for me to be an orbiter.

If she turns out to be a legit girl, I think I have to marry her. If she turns out to be some greasy dude, I'm going to kill myself.
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>>42461735
>I don't know what she looks like
>I barely know her
>I'm gonna marry her

Get your shit together man
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>>42461614
Why don't you block her so she doesn't have to worry about you anymore?
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Someone to talk to is all I want desu. But I'm afraid of many things
I'd bore her to death.
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>>42461754
She has such wonderful personality (we have messaged a lot), and I don't even care what she looks like anymore. I do have a general idea based on her own description and drawing/avatar, so it's not like she's a swamp monster tier feminist creature. I mean, if she was honest about her own description.
If she's average looking + that personality, she's already 10/10 for me.
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>>42461735
Is she the only girl you talk to?
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>>42461705
Maybe this question is to broad I was just going through the thread and I should probably start by going where they are online first. I really don't want to join discord or steam though.
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>>42461801
I have talked to other girls, but currently she's the only one, and out of all girls I have ever talked to she's the only one who really understands and appreciates my things.
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>>42461799
Ok man I'm not gonna shit on your parade. Good luck
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>>42461735
What platform did she add you on?
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>>42461735
she probably has bpd and will destroy you once she realizes she has you on the hook
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>>42461823
We traded emails on certain art forum after she contacted me via PM, and then we moved to skype.
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>Tfw talked to her on a regular basis
>Tfw talked to her a whole night at a moment
>Tfw she sent pics
>Tfw she stopped talking with me
>It's been 8 months since
Fml
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>>42461837
She seems very coherent and level headed to be a psycho. I'm more worried that I'm the one who's going to ruin her because of my long list of mental illnesses.
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>>42461841
Ah ok the art forum isn't important but you're helping me though. Are you an artist? Do you think your skill as an artist attracted her to add you? Maybe I should join a community and got gud at something, or at least something to grab attention.
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>>42461857
people with personality disorders are not psychotic you moron. she is manipulating you into thinking she is stable and interested in you
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>>42461853
why did she stop talking after pics? is there a part you left out?
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>>42461878
Yeah, I sperged and told her she was pretty darn handsome and signed off for the night
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Why are we having this discussion arcanine, and why is it always about women
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>had e-gf for 3 years

I still dont want it to end bros
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>>42461890
>why are we having this discussion

it's e-gf general

>and why is it always about women

check the catalog
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>>42461886
Uhh what? He asked this to me I think
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>>42461869
Yeah, I art. Our conversation actually started when she commented on my artwork, and it turned out that we had lots in common.
>>42461871
Could be, could be. I still doubt that, because in our chats she does have her own strong opinions about things, so it's not like she's intentionally conforming to my views to have me think she's into me. If I have an opinion and she disagrees with me, she's going to say it, and even call me out on it.
She does belittle herself though, saying she doesn't deserve me etc. but I think that's more about insecurity and social awkwardness, even if it is little manipulative. Hell, I have done that in the past when I have talked to girls, called myself worthless loser in hopes that the girl will feel pity for me. It wasn't because of viciousness or manipulation, but out of desperation.
She seems little desperate, but it's okay, so am I. As long as we get along, and she's not dangerous, it's all good I think.
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>tfw had met b4 irl twice and met his family and friends
>tfw doesn't want calls or videocalls
>tfw speaking less every day

I don't know, she is the one that took the initiative and confessed me, but she seems less interested every day. Feels pretty bad.
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I'd do fucking anything to meet someone online I could get along with and eventually make something out of it. Fucking anything please.
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>>42462401
This kind of shit hurts to read. No offense I empathize with you.
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>>42462430
I don't care I've had enough of being alone if I can have someone just tell me they love me every day I'd be so much happier
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>>42462449
I feel like I must take responsibility. I'll call you everyday and tell you I love you.
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>>42462481
You don't know me so you can't possibly mean it. But thanks for the thought anyways. I am going to bed now goodnight
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>>42461540
I met my e-gf like:

>early 2015
>feel lonely
>find her ig
>like an image of her cat
>sends me DMs asking for my Kik
>join a Kik group of e-pals from all over the globe
>also meet a good friend (female)
>both e-gf and friend happen to be in my same country
>have chat'd with e-gf every week since that
>e-gf confessed in 9 months
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>>42462514
FUCKING CHAD REEEE! (xd)

Anyway, how do you find someone like that in-game? Someone, that'll actually be interested in you? I mean, I have met a few girls online, but most of the time they're more interested in my more social quasi-chad friend.

Life sure is an eternal struggle.
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>>42461614
give me her details and i'll deflect for you bro
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>>42461624
i'l be there for you

send me your contacts
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>>42462401
>would do anything to meet someone online
>>42462481
>Oh look an anon that will do that
>>42462507
>Wasted

Holy shit I just witnessed that, pathetic on the one anons part who seemed salty not having anyone.
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>>42458301
>tfw e-gf met a loser(neet, virgin, depressed) through one site
>Told her to stop messaging him
>He doesn't want to because she's afraid he kills himself
Fuck you faggot loser let my e-gf alone
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>>42458437
In the Marines they can teach you how to shoot a gun, coordinate squad maneuvers, and train your mind to cope under gunfire and ambushes.

But all the theory and simulations in the world can flop belly up in the real experience.
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>>42458731
Being the funny guy helps a LOT.
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>>42460680
I'll be your friend if you're looking for one anon
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>>42459062
most likely you have a creepy personality
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>>42463336
what constitutes a creep?
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>>42458301
>not blackmailing a socially-stunted qt into being fwb with you
>not getting a chance to bully a girl whenever you want without repercussions
Get on my level
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>>42463374
i'm not a psycho, sorry
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>been talking to this girl for at least 3 years now, maybe more im not sure
>had a few periods where we didnt talk, one lasted like 6 months or something like that
>we share the fact that we're both depressed, suicidal, self destructive humans
>she is very sexually repressed, all these years and I have not seen her naked body once
>looking back, im pretty sure i only told her I love her out of pity because I felt bad for all the things she has been through
>also i kind of see our relationship as a sexual fantasy - i crave the things i cant have
Honestly at this point I'm not even sure i even like her as a person. She's kind of a bitch and is very self centered and recently has been very short with me in our conversations. What do? I think I should break it off, but i feel like I'm just going to text her again after a few weeks because im bored and horny and want to try and get nudes from her, even though thats near impossible

Also, sorry for the sloppy structure of this post. It's 8:18 am and i havent slept.
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>Make a female friend from /r9k/ a few months ago
>Not really attracted to her, try to make it clear so she doesn't think I'm an orbiter
>Been starting to think she's attracted to me lately

I hope she outright says she is so I can reject her like all the roasties who rejected me in the past. She's a nice girl but a little too chubby for me and I always wanted to reject somebody.
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>>42463357
"Creepy" to a girl could mean a few things. Easily and overly attached, awkward and shy but not in a cute way, or just plain weird. idk.
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>>42463597
>too chubby for me

but not for me what's her discord?
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>>42463618
I don't know, I don't really use discord. I think she's on Sheep City or whatever the name of the server is.
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>get e-gf
>get bored annoyed of her after a week
>tell her I dont wanna do this anymore
>continues to message me, send me snaps, begging me to call her in Discord to this day

ughhh I can't stand it
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>>42463875
what bored and annoyed you about her?
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>>42458301
>tfw met her in an "ideal partner" thread
>talked for hours
>felt genuinely happy
>had alot of interests in common
>she doesn't message me ever again past the first night
SHE COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME SHE DIDN'T LIKE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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How do you get an e-gf (even just as a friend)? I haven't talked to a woman in 5 years I think, excluding employees of stores etc.
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>>42463918
Could be that she got anxious of how well it was going. I, too, sometimes feel like dropping everything and hiding under my bed once it turns out someone actually likes me even if I really like them as well. Does she reply to your messages? It could also be that she's too anxious to send anything to you and waits for you to message her, just to be sure because she doesn't want to seem clingy or desperate.
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>>42463875
Tell her the truth politely and be honest. By humouring her you're giving her false hope and making her more dependent on you for company and friendship, I understand you're probably doing it out of sympathy but just reasonably give her closure and you say want to move on.

You're prolonging her suffering
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>>42464083
Nope, she just said goodnight, I left a message or two overnight, she even said "can't wait to talk to you tommorow" and boom, never responded again, been 3 months. Somehow it was worse than when I spent a fucking year in an internet relationship with this one girl only to find out she had dozens of poor orbiters she was also fooling into thinking she cared about
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>>42461735
LITERALLY me, except the ask about favorite things because my boyfriend, who is a lot older than me, doesn't share the same interests. It's been 3 days and I haven't heard from him. He used to send multiple messages, sexts and whatnot. I just hope he doesn't hate me if he doesn't want be with me anymore...
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>>42464116
What was so great about her? Why does she stand out more than others? Is it really just because she had similar hobbies?
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>>42464174
Cause after I got rid of the first one I was afraid I'd never find a girl who tolerates me, and she, from her cropped photo, looked really cute, but what was more was she was polite and kind, she liked hiking and Dark Souls and it really seemed too good to be true. She wasn't aggressive and degrading like the first girl, she was acting almost like i used to, constantly apologizing and being anxious over being good enough. It was sweet.
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>>42464203
Not that I particularly enjoy that kind of personality and only that personality, so I guess you're right, it was the hobbies. She liked animals as well, but she wasn't 100% like me, it was nice to have new perspectives on things
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Don't even bother with e-girls, guys.

>meet e-girl online
>talk on voice for hours, we have same interests, always wait for each other to come home to message / talk
>meet up with girl since she lived somewhat close by
>takes me 3 hours to get there due to traffic and bus delays, we met up after she got out of class
>tells me what shes gonna be wearing
>get to meet up spot, pass by a girl that is wearing exactly what she's wearing
>"no that can't be her"
>no one else is around
>go upto her and ask
>it's her
>she looks underage
>looks nothing like what I saw on video chat, we video chatted, she was definitely legit on the computer. wrote my name down in real time, video quality wasn't fuzzy, not a fake camwhore (i know what these look like, i used to fake being a girl to make free money online)
>im hungry so i order something, ask her if she wants something (like a dollar's worth)
>sit down for 30 minutes and just talk
>all the sudden she tells me that she's cold
>probably wants to cuddle because she kept on telling me she wanted to cuddle online, but I ain't touching her because she looks underage so I tell her "put on your jacket."
>few minutes later she told me she wants to leave
>goes home, messages me that she's home and that the food sucked
>still hangs out on my discord server

What a waste of a day.

Why do women jump through hoops just to fuck with men? She could have easily not shown up, but she did, and was so uninterested once we actually sat down and started talking.

It also didn't help that I felt uneasy because she looked so young.
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>>42462797
Because talking to someone off here comes with baggage and expectations, that anon just probably wants to luck into something like that
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>>42464374
Actually I wanted to go to sleep because it was 5 am my time. Not to mention that person was more than likely joking around when they said they'd tell me they love me. I don't know who they are and they don't know who I am. Why would I take something like that seriously? I came here to vent a little and someone responded with a nice comment. I didn't expect anything to take off from that, given how this is an anonymous image board.
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>>42463896
Just... wanted me to voicechat with her everytime. Chat with her etc. Every. Damn. Time. There was no peace.
Whenever she got horny she wanted me to help her out (which was like two times a day) so that got exhausting.
I regret it.
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>>42464403
I was projecting dude c'mon
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>>42464317
That's it? As long as she's not actually underage, what's the problem? Or did she say she was older than she actually was? She also seemed to be into you if she actually wanted to cuddle and messaged you afterwards.
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>>42464317
you couldn't just ask her how old she was dude?
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>>42464483
>>42464463

She always said she was 18. She looks 16 at best.

She said she was cold but I wasnt going to touch her. She also kept saying she wanted to leave. Then she left really quick and just said bye.

Also, why would I give any time to someone who basically catfished me, who is potentially underage? All she needs to do is go to the cops and say "he tried touching me and im a registered sex offender."

I did not do anything more than hug her hello, and even then I was hesitant.

A girl saying she's 18 through text or verbal communication doesnt mean shit. Youll still get charged for something.
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Is there a way to watch a movie together with someone over the internet? Streaming movie and maybe a little chatbox for us to comment at the same time? Maybe even a button that will pause the video for both viewers if one has to go to bathroom. The girl I'm in contact with suggested that we should watch a movie together. It could be my first date ever.
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>>42464549
Well if you have the chatlogs with her stating her age being 18, it should all be fine. If she cries that you tricked her, you could just show the chatlogs and it would be your evidence against her word, meaning you having both the law and evidence on your side.
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>>42464592

Doesn't really matter anyway.

If she is 18+, she doesn't think I'm cute, otherwise she wouldn't have left early, despite still trying to message me after she got home.

>>42464567
rabb.it
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you people are so lucky, I would give anything to have what you have
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>>42461781
then she'll know I'm actively avoiding her rather than just having mysteriously disappeared
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>>42461735
sounds like a catfish
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>>42463875
this is what happens with every e-girlfriend I've had but I always get lonely eventually and go seeking out another one
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>>42464841
Could be, but she's very knowledgeable of our interests because even if they're not 1:1 the same, there's plenty of overlap. She's definitely not just quoting wikipedia, but has actual opinions and views on things. She also doesn't seem to be raising any red flags about being after my money, she knows I'm poor and she's actually more educated than I am.
If I'm being catfished, someone is doing really good job at it. And if it's not money what they want, what would they want from me? Humiliation? Well I'm already poor and eat nothing but bread and potatoes, so good luck trying to get me any lower than this.
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how do I find one? I just want someone to play vidya with every day and talk to
I'm not too interesting and I'm bad at socialising, is there any hope for me?
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>>42464952
You have to find someone who finds your oddities charming and cute. The girl I'm in contact with was fascinated how weird I was, but in a good way. You also have to hope that she really likes that kind of weirdness, because otherwise it will wear off and she will get annoyed by it.
Kinda like stuttering: People in general might find it cute, but most people will get super frustrated with you after a while. But then there's the people who genuinely think it's cute no matter what, and those are the people you should try to get in touch with.
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>>42464952
dont bother, read
>>42464317
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>had e-gf
>we hit it off really well, she messages me everyday
>i really really like her, but don't know her age or what she looks like
>expecting a dude, no girl has this many interests and hobbies
>turns out to be an underage girl
>we meet irl anyway
>she sticks with me until she's 18
>plan on getting married now

Chris hansen almost had me there, but i took the risk anyways
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>>42464988
But where though? I've been trying for months in contact threads but I never got added, and I'm too nervous for online dating too and can't use voice chat anyway
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>>42461723
Holy kek I just realize this is what I did even if I was the one to get dumped. Looking back at all the shit that I did when I met her I cant help but realize how much of a cringey spastic I acted like.
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>>42465101
Did you make your contact info look interesting? Nobody wants to contact some random shady guy who doesn't tell anything about himself. Draw a Wojak version of yourself doing something you usually do for those contact threads, turn up that meme magic, list your favorite movies and games.
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>>42464941
make her go on voice chat or send a time stamped pic at least
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i'd take a bf uwu
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>>42465186
I have already suggested voice chat, and she's up for it. I'm pretty sure I can recognize a fake girl voice changer, but one can never know for sure. We should do our first voice chat any day now, I will know by then. She also suggested we should play something together, which would be a really weird suggestion if someone really was catfishing me. Imagine playing Civilization V with someone for hours and hours and then later finding out they were just trolling you.
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>>42465222
post your discord, I'll do it
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>>42465237
prove you're not a girl desu
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>>42465259
I just went to the bathroom standing up?
Isn't it usually the other way around?
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>>42465173
>Did you make your contact info look interesting?
I tried my best, I'm not going to draw that though. The threads aren't even posted anymore either. It doesn't matter I guess, they'd just ghost me after the first day anyway. I don't think it will ever happen
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>>42465274
i mean i usually sit down because its comfy
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I can prove I'm not a girl once on discord, I'm not posting photos of myself here
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>>42465280
>I'm not going to draw that though

Well I got my ee-gee-eff interested by making a funny drawing featuring me.
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>British girl I used to "date" online now (years ago) has a bf that lives there
She's happier than ever and shows him off on Snapchat all the time
>Here I am, still khhv, talking to a girl who is long distance again

Hopefully this one will work out, but so far I'm pretty sure no one in my area would even want to be near me.
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long distance always ends up horribly.
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>>42465340
nah, you just didn't find the right e-girl
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>>42458986
>most girls want someone their own age.
False. Most women want a man older than them by at least 3 to 5 years as they perceive an older man to be more stable (e.g having a job, car, apartment/house).
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>>42465340
met a girl who lived nearby, even that didnt work out.
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>>42465319
even if I do this how can I ask for someone female without seeming desperate? I'm very antisocial and knowing too many people scares me, I'd just want to know 1 person but be very close to them but I wouldn't know what to do if other people added me
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>>42458301
>E-GF
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HUUUUH Hoooo... no wait, you're serious? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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>>42465531
yeah, we played games together tonight was a good time
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>>42465531
shut up and go outside normie
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>>42465645
>Females
Ooooooh no no no no ohhhh look at the top of anon's- HOOOOOOOOOOHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A!
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>>42458301
>GF
FUCKING NORMALFAG GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BVOARD
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>have e-gf when we were both 16
>chat on AIM every night because it was the 90s
>we send each other actual letters too
>she writes hers in that shimmery silver ink that girls love
>Im an actual loser while shes just introverted despite being beautiful and smart
>she says she loves me and wants to meet someday
>Im too scared to meet because im scared she will reject me in person
>eventually we kind of fade on each other, talking less and less each day
>we each go to college, get busy with life and there comes a day when we sent our last messages to each other
>look her up on google 15 years later
>shes still beautiful, successful ina big company in NYC
>shes still single
>im still single, slightly less of a loser but still never found love and way below her league
>have a dream where we meet and she hugs me, telling me its time to say goodbye to each other for the last time
>still have her Valentines Day letter in my file cabinet
>I miss her
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this is all I would ever want, where do I apply for an e-gf ?
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i would probably be an ok e-gf but im the ugliest person you will ever see seriously also im way too young for most robots (not saying underage)
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>>42465968
how old and i'm also ugly so it'd work out
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>>42465968
how ugly are you on a scale of 1 - 10?
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>>42465968
>not saying underage
>is probably 9 or some crazy shit
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>>42465968
>(not saying underage)
by saying that, you make it sound like you ARE underage
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>>42465340
Maybe most of the time, but it has to be with patient and mature, loyal people to work. I married my long distance e-gf.
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>>42466002
no way

>>42465992
nope

>>42465983
i dont want to post it here sry anon

>>42465985
incredibly, i suck
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>>42458301
My e-gf keeps telling me she will be around at certain hours but then later doesn't show up.
I found out through another person that her logs show that she was chatting to other e-bfs. When I confronted her about this she told me that I shouldn't be angry about it because they weren't her "Real" bfs and she was just using them. However, she keeps referencing pics of this guy and laughing at them like she is back tracking hard.
Now I am certain that she is cheating on me. Should I just end it all OP? Did I just get E-Cucked?
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>>42466052
want to talk on discord then?
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>>42466070
do you have a backup e-gf to replace her with? this is why you always practice the rule of two like the sith

have one in reserve
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>>42466072
post discord anon, ill add you
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>>42466108
sure, I'm >>42461501
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>>42466097
I-I just want that feeling of togetherness back...
Should I tell her it's over? I don't have any backups. Is this GG? I feel like it's all over. Why did I even believe?!
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>>42466175
I feel you bro. Same shit happened to me
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>>42461735
What does she like?
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why is this disgusting cancer at the top of this board
>muh egf
You think the internet is going to give you a loving virgin gf? fuck all of you especially you OP
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>>42463101
Really? What's your steam or discord
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>>42466374
you just scared off any e-gfs interested in you reading this thread
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>>42465968
not gonna date you but i do want to know what you look like honestly you got discord or skype or snapchat or kik
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>>42466108
dave#5714
add me desu
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>>42458301
>be 25 yr old khv
>can only talk to underaged girls online
>none of them want to be your e-gf
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>>42466423
fuck off. That's some fake fairytale there are no 4chan girls only '4chan girls'
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>>42466452
I wouldn't if i were you lad
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Have any of you met a girl on 4chan who was able to carry a conversation? And was at least a little interesting/nice?
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>>42466655
jesus dicks what a shitshow
pudding please get out of this board
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>>42466655
just want to know if she is a hag lol not gonna try e-gf her
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Im willing to be anyone's e-gf as long as that person is willing to pretend to be a guy from my past that I used to love. Finding someone interested in doing that is impossible. He'd have to respond to the name of "Max" and pretend to like hunting, painting and the countryside. Bonus points of you call me "baby" and tell me you love me and you can't wait for us to get married one day
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>>42466688
I removed her right after relax
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>>42466732
deal add me here>>42466452
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>>42466706
You sound really sweet anon, added you. Willing to prove I'm a girl and all.
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sorry for deleting you anon i just didnt want to send you a picture of myself
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>>42466820
why dont you add me again i am just bored desu
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>>42466820
I freaking know that feel, sucks being ugly & not photogenic in the slightest. I look somewhat average (4.5-5/10) irl but in pictures I look like a tranny monster
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>>42466874
you'll just ask me for pictures of me ree


>>42466899
nice dubs, also im sure you arent thaaaat bad
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>>42466732
Jeez, this is really sad. Best of luck anon.
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>>42466910
nahh we can talk about other things i genuinely have nothing to do right now
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>>42466732
Anon, stop
That's super not healthy for you and will just make things worse for you
I want you to feel better and move on anon, I'm worried for you
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>>42466732
if you're not underage, i'll do this for you
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>>42466966
Then pretend to be him for me. With time I could learn to love you for who you actually are, and I will get over him
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>>42467001
whats weird is my name is really max
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>>42467027
Do you like dogs and the countryside? Or are you any good at drawing at least? Beautiful name, by the way.

>>42466971
>>42466785

How old are you?
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>>42467001
I'm willing to talk to you no problem if you want, but I don't want to pretend to be someone when I know it's making things worse for you in the long run.

You don't get over someone that way at all, you only get over them by pushing through the hurt and feeling like shit for a good while until you don't really give a damn about them anymore.
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>>42466732
>>42466108
add me max1#7858
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>>42463357
what constitutes a creep?
>low value male (status and/or appearance)
>low social competence
>clingy
>perceived as a threat

mix of a few or all of these things.
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>>42467082
i am 21 trying to get the bot to let me post
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>>42461052
my mains currently banned so im playing on an alt, my alts ign is pic related and yes I play on the NA server. I have been playing since late s6
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>>42467082
i like the countryside and dogs i am kinda bad at drawing but i try also i am >>42467209
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>>42467143
How old are you?

>>42467209
You too, how old?
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>>42467268
Oh far too old I'm sure, I'm 31 tomorrow
Still worried about you nonetheless though
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>>42467268
i am 18 hopefully not to young for you
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>>42467289
Discord? I want to talk to you because of reasons
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>>42467294
>too young
No such thing
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>>42467378
even if somebody was very underage would you still talk to them?
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Are there any khvs who are not attracted to children? I could be your e-gf.
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>>42467412
I'm not attracted to children, but I'm not a virgin
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>>42467407
I wouldn't because it's illegal. Not because the laws of nature stop at 18.
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>>42467407
would talk talking is alright just dont van me
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>>42467412
Any man who actually encounters such things realizes a disturbing truth.
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>13 y/o roastie appears
>any semblance of discussion or shared feels disappears as 20-something pedo orbiters rapidly pile in and coalesce
OUT
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>>42467365
Xenomorphica#8264

What reasons though
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why is this taking so long why won't you fags exchange contacts and take this to discord or facebook or wherever you go stop flirting on this board reeeee
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>>42467535
no one is orbiting her it's actually the opposite we're all avoiding her
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>>42467412
>Are there any khvs who are not attracted to children?
Like, all of them basically you mean?
Pedos are a statistically small group if you look at the world. Well, less small now cause of dumbass far left pedo acceptance shit, but still you're unlikely to meet one
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>>42467586
Not the same anon, but I think the numbers of pedos here has grown rapidly since few things had happened. A lot of men here are attracted to kids.
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>>42467586
Oh please. Stop lying. Most guys don't even know they're attracted to younger or ever even considered them that's why the statistics are low. Like you
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>>42467652
Statistics are low because we are too scared to admit that. I only know few men who aren't pedos, one of them is fag, others have mommy fetish.
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>>42467696
Yes exactly. I never gave women under 18 a thought until 4chan made me realize 18-30 isn't the only pool of young women.
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>>42467631
>>42467652
Admittedly I don't come to r9k that often until the last month or so, I took a break for a few years before that.
But I was meaning in terms of world populace desu anyway.
Define kids? If you're talking about anime girls then it's pretty laughable m8.
But if you're talking like, would actually ignore the law and bang a 14 year old, then that shit's not acceptable
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>>42460003
It's kinda petty but I ended up ghosting anyway lol
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>>42467738
Yea that's what we're talking about. Because it's not socially acceptable/legal is the reason why guys 'are not attracted' to younger girls. We absolutely are and have been throughout human history.
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>>42467909
Good on you man, I'm about to do the same if this girl doesn't send me anything by tomorrow lol
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where did everyone go?l
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>>42468978
talking to our e-significant other
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>>42468978
Talking to underage b&, probably. I'm still lurking though, even though the thread is probably dead
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>tell e-girl I don't like being taken for granted
>few days later she starts taking me for granted

What the fuck, is this one of those famous shit tests you guys always talk about? Like what the fuck is it going to accomplish?
>if I stay she'll lose all respect for me because I don't back up my convictions
>if I go then she's just gonna miss out on what the shit test was supposed to prove
Like what the fuck is the win scenario for her here? Obviously I fucked off already but it still boggles my mind.
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>>42469252
How'd she take you for granted?
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>>42469252
Women in general take guys for granted, no matter what they say early on. They don't mean anything by it, that's just how women work
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>>42458301
>try calling girl
>she doesn't answer
>tells me she didn't see my message
>it says she saw them
>get mad
>she tells me I got mad
>tell her I can sweet talk her and make it up on phone
>doesn't respond

What am I supposed to do? Just ignore her? It just seems like she doesn't care, but she seemed to care when we met.
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>>42469378
Her new e-man has caught her interest over you
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>>42469310
One-word replies to long texts after a habit of never doing so before, in addition to rarely being 'available'. When asked if doing anything, get told "not rly lol". It's not that hard to just tell people to go away if they're not interesting anymore, Jesus.

>>42469337
I mean yeah sure I get that often, but generally when I connect with someone it just doesn't happen. Until now at least.
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>>42469449
Well in that case, i think maybe you'd be better off if you moved on. This girl is just collecting attention, not looking for a soulmate or anything
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>>42461892
Are you planning on meeting upin the future at all?
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e-gfs will never work out in the end. i should know.
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>>42469557
nope you just got a bad one
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>>42469557
I think it's a longshot, but it can work. You just have to be in a situation where you're willing and able to travel
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Where do y'all acquire these egfs? What soc threads or websites?
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>she hasn't replied in two days

Still no reason to be alarmed, she might send me a long message any moment now. Probably just studying, this has happened before and every time she comes back with regular long replies. I'm just so damn insecure that every time this happens I get super paranoid.
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>>42469663
I don't think anyone is going to help us with that since no one is willing to share their communities. Only online interactions I have are on my Xbox. I'm thinking I'll have to find a multiplayer game or Xbox club and somehow find a person to get me access into a discord or whatever social platform I can take my chances in. I wouldn't mind finding a girl who just plays games with me and we can text memes or whatever.
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>be me
>be 28, american, divorced
>posting on /soc/ skype thread and get a reply from some random girl
>she's from israel and she's pretty cool
>one week later we'd been talking nonstop and im talking about flying to meet her
>she's really dominant and i'm a subby boy and i didn't even know
>i start fucking my ass for her and eventually i get to hear her fap after i beat a mahjong "test" (i made her watch akagi)
>we spend that summer getting drunk and watching movies and anime and talking as much as possible
>1.5 years later we still together and madly in love and she's showing me the ridiculous shit from this post
>we gonna meet up next year after we both graduate

e-gfs are awesome just be chill about it my dudes
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>post dick on /soc/
>get added by a girl on Kik
>talk and sext with her
>for a stupid American, she is a nice time waster
>hilariously easy to predict what she wants to hear
>learn she goes on /r9k/
>realize her self deprecating jokes are not jokes
>try to change her views a little, she has none of it
>get tired of her bullshit and we stop talking
>still horny for some 4chan pussy
>start lurking /r9k/ for some easy girls to pick up
>talk with one, realize it's the same self pity bullshit
>also break up contact with her
>still lurk /r9k/ from time to time
>find one girl that is actually near me, though in an another country
>boner.jpg
>start typing up a reply to her post
>halfway through I reread her post, realize that she is probably wallowing in self pity also
>she sounds cute and all, but I'm obviously not what she's looking for emotion wise, though my looks and personality match her interests
>best case scenario I just manage to stay interested in her long enough for a hook up and afterwards realize I don't want this, only confirming her self pity and hatred
>worst case scenario she doesn't want to meet up and I'm not really interested in LDRs, so we'd stop talking at some point and that would also confirm the same to her
>close the thread
I'm a dick and go on 4chan to shitpost, but that was probably my most proud moment of being nice. Only semi related to this thread though.



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