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>pace back and forth when talking on the phone
>trim my unibrow instead of waxing/pulling hairs out
>shout random shit and impersonate people/actors/characters when alone in a car
>say "nigger" a lot in vehicle
>shake my hand on the passenger seat, pretending i'm putting my hand on my child's head (no children or wife btw)
>when singing in the car, i turn down the volume just enough to recognize my own voice
>eat my boogers
>itch my ass/ballsack and sniff my hand
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>>42470912
I cum on the floor and mop it up once my dick hurts.
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I fuck my pillow instead of using my hand. I only used my hand at least a dizen times. Pillows are much better and faster.
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>>42471539
How u use pillow?
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>>42471698
grab pillow, use both hands to wrap around dick with pillow, and jerk
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>>42471741
Sounds cool I'm gonna try it later
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>>42470912
>pace back and forth when talking on the phone
lots of normal people do this.
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>>42471788
post results. no pics pls

>>42471866
>anon why are you walking so much it's stressing me out
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When I get excited I rub and shake my hands. Have been doing it a lot recently and have hurt the muscles in my arm
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>>42470912
>>itch my ass/ballsack and sniff my hand
pretty normal tbqh



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