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Why aren't you in chastity, robots?

>cures chronic masturbation
>all the benefits of nofap
>makes orgasms exponentially more satisfying
>can be done solo
>doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or inbetween
>roasties can never feel the intense pleasure that male chastity brings

It seems like the perfect robot activity, what's your excuse?
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Hell, it's even pretty good for self improvement. I lost 50 lbs over the last few months, and I incentivized myself by only allowing myself to orgasm for every 5 lbs lost
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>>43184154
>Why aren't you in chastity, robots?
hw do you knw
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>>43184154
>tried chastity for a little while
>didn't even try all day/overnight
>can't get full erections anymore
I hate falling for these shitty memes.
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I know several women who've said they'd do this for me, but I'm afraid of damaging my body.
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Because im a poorfag of course and don't look like a girl
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I want a keyholder, and i have none.
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>>43185025
>I want a keyholder, and i have none.
same desu
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>>43185025
>>43185885
Well, what are you waiting for?
Hand over the keys.
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>>43186013
You are a man. I want the keyholder to be a woman.
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>>43186095
fucking loser lmao

>>43186013
>Well, what are you waiting for?
no keyholder bf close to me :(
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>>43186114
>fucking loser lmao

Says the guy who wants another man to control his penis kekekekekekek
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>>43184154
if pic related is u OP i would suck ur dick
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>>43184154
because i dont fit in my cage my dick is too large

does anyone want a fre eholytrainer
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>>43186136
says the guy who wants a woman to control his penis

have fun watching a roastie throw your key into the ocean
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>>43186188
And you think a guy wouldn't do that if he wanted to? I would.

And I don't want some random whore to take control.
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>>43186114
Where is 'close to you,' then?
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because im a fucking 185 cm 115kg hairy gorilla man
>feelsbadman
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Why do I get turned on by the idea of having a woman put me in chastity? It's weird and kinda gay. I don't want to like it.
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>>43186213
No, I have far more respect for men than I have for roasties

stay delusional faggot, I hope you get a wife who drains you of your income and life force while fucking chad on the side
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>>43186295
>calls me a faggot
oh, the irony.
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I would want a woman to do this but it's not sexual. It would literally be so that I can't masturbate every day.
Any femanon want to do that for me?
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>>43184154
I'm waiting for my cage to arrive.
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>>43186114
>close to me
Just mail your keys
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>>43184154
Because I have sensitive taint skin I guess, because my cage constantly rubs my underball raw & now there's a scar.
If I could remedy that problem, I'd wear it more often
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Waiting for my lube to arrive so I can fit into the cage without chafing
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>>43184154
Because I don't have a gf to bully me and put me in one.
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My peentus
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>>43186236
i have learned to not question what gets my dick happy and to just accept it and enjoy the ride
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>>43184453
>be me
>tried chastity for a little while
>didn't even try all day/overnight
>can still get full erections

must be a problem with you, not necessarily the cage
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GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU UGLY RECTUM HAMMER FUCKING FAGGOTS

>>>/lgbt/
>>>/b/
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>>43188948
Being in chastity doesn't automatically make you gay, anon.
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>>43189006
He's obviously jumping to conclusions in order to repress his latent desires.
>>43188948
Are you shaved down there, Anon? You better be. Don't worry about chastity, your boihole is going to get pleasured a lot, anyway.
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>>43184154
>Be me
>At the gym, getting a pump on wearing my pink tanktop and leggings (male)
>enter the changeroom sweaty and needing of a shower
>Get naked and head towards shower
>Chad glances at my leaking love cage and cuts my off before I can get to the shower
>"Yo man what the fuck is THAT"
>Chad points to my teeny 3 week nofap leaking chastity lock
>It-it st-st-stops me fro-
>"YO ROCKO, ARIAN COME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FREAK"
>They take turns taking pictures and laughing at me before giving me a swirly reminiscent of high school adolescence
>Take a shower and wash the unflushed piss water off my head
>Go home and throw my chastity cage in the garbage
>haven't been to the gym since.
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>>43189151
>implying that your little sissy prick wouldn't be struggling to stiffen inside its cage as they abused you
>implying that you wouldn't go home after and dildo your needy hole for hours imagining them on top
>implying that you're not fapping desperately right now eager to spurt just thinking about it happening

1-800-come-on-now
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>>43189151
hot
>tfw chad, rocko, and arian will never ravage your boyhole while your useless peen desperately struggles to get erect in your cage
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Is this thread a tranny psy op or for real? Because i am actually considering a chastity cage as a solution for chronic masturbation
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>>43184154

Chastity cages dont actually prevent me from getting erect at all. It just makes it uncomfortable to masturabte
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increases testosterone
i dont want testosterone
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>>43184154
I wish I could actually acquire a cage, and then further have a key holder. At least someone to dom me and control when I orgasm would do....it is so difficult alone trying to do nofap. And I feel like I only get more lust like craving (feminine) cocks or wanting to worship and serve someone but robot anxiety prevents me. Like cock lust is an actual thing, but least it is only for traps. It is so frustrating though, fuck.
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does this hurt? i'm uncut and probably won't hurt but for you dick chopped americunts that must hurt
also what happens if i get an erection? will it be like pic related?
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>>43190737
by "does this hurt?" i mean the chastity plastic thing OP posted not the dick in the nut, that clearly hurts
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>>43189463
That dick is super cute
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>>43189463
That will lead to hiv good hope it kills you gays off faster makes the world cleaner.
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>>43190737
>>43190755
shouldn't hurt at all, flaccid or erect, if it fits properly. if it fits properly, erections should only cause discomfort and pressure in the cage. what you really want to watch out for is pain in the scrote from the ring, since that can become a pretty big issue
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I want to but it's girthy enough I need a custom one, the tube is too thin on all the normal ones. Then every time I try to get into it I realize there are actually way more guys who'd suck my fat nerd dick than want me to suck their dick. I'm tired of being selected though, I want to be the selector and with guys the top is the selector, in gayland it's bitches who get picked and cock is king.

Still though when I have the extra money I probably will.
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>>43186159
yes please
I'd even pay for the shipping
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Every time I buy one I get a cheap Chinese one, and it never fits well, I never know if it's because the device is poorly made, or if I just don't put them on right.
it never fits nice and snug like in the pictures of traps. Once I get an erection, the cage just drops on down with my cock as it gets hard.

I'd like to have something like the birdlocked pico, it has spikes, which appeals to me because I'm a masochist. But it looks kinda difficult to use. if I can't even get used to a knockoff CB6000 or Holytrainer or whatever those are called, I probably can't use the birdlocked.
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>>43184154
There's no such thing as a comfortable cage you can wear 24/7, and taking it off regularly ruins the whole experience
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>so little discipline that you need to wear a cage
You guys don't deserve the pleasure of denial.
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>>43186713
>Just mail your keys
this is the worst idea I have ever heard
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because i already have terrible premature ejac so abusing my cock like that would probably make it even worse
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>>43184154
I own a cage but I have no one to lock me up so I'm not locked up. Its pretty simple.
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>>43184154
Warning: if you have too much spare time while in chastity you'll spend all of it grinding on furniture and tugging on your cage
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>>43191877
Warning, I need sauce on that pic because it is cute
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>>43191877
what happens if i go a month in chastity(except for cleaning) and watch a lot of porn all the time without getting off?

any other lewd warnings i should know about?
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>>43191904
I don't know anything more than you do, friend
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>>43191981
i know that one is https://surfboardpotato.tumblr.com/
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>>43191963
After a month you'll be used to it, and not even considering the possibility of taking it off. But watching porn all the time can ruin it, you'll get desensitised and harder to tease.
Another fun part is when you get used to not having erections, you'll learn to be aroused without triggering one. Being horny but not hard is a unique sensation.
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>>43192125
i have a cage, and i try wearing it but i get erections often in it and im straining against my cage. it's rather painful. especially at night. eventually have to take it off after two days. any way to help prevent erections?

also that sounds hot being horny and not hard. would i still be able to cum from anal stimulation while soft?
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>>43192225
If you're not cutting off circulation or anything dangerous, then you can train your body to stop getting hard by just keeping it on. That sounds scary but the effect wears off after 3 days without the cage.
You can even cum from fapping without being hard.
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>>43192346
wew, that's insane. i'll try putting it on tonight and see how it goes! i've heard i end up leaking pre a lot as well after a few days with it on.
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>>43191541
>yes please
are you still here?
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bumping this thread
they will never defeat us
fuck the whiners
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>>43192912
why don't you make a constructive comment instead of a waste of space comment
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>>43193048
>why don't you make a constructive comment instead of a waste of space comment
that's a stupid idea, fuck you
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>>43188582
Having this kind of fetish makes you unattractive to the majority of women.
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Every time my penis goes flaccid the head falls out of the chastity cage. I just want to wear a chastity cage 24/7 but literally can't. Even with the smallest cage I could find
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I've just locked myself for an easy three days. I used emlalock so i can't get access to my key(in a combination case). Maybe if this session goes well I'll let you anons add or subtract time for me in the next session.



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