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Half the people in this thread are 16 edition
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what happened to my interests and hobbies.
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>>43184626
Mosley was right
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happy government mandated lonelyness day lads
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NEED ME A PIPIN' 'OT SOSSIJ ROLE AN A NYSE PINT A CARLIN' RITE NOW LADS

SIMPILL AS
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>>43184681
he was left wing
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>literally put off doing anything to follow the thread
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I don't feel safe in my town anymore, lads. A drug den has cropped up in an abandoned church and chavs are pretty much brawling and cursing every day in the streets while blatantly high on meth.
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Let's try and keep it comfy yeah lads?
Rate my din dins from an hour ago, off to make pancakes now
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>>43184681
>Mosley was right
About having a European super state?
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Do your coursework.
Stop browsing /britfeel/.
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>>43184716
That looks miserable

No evidence of any seasoning or a sauce in the rice, and the salmon looks slimy

Need to leave the fish uncovered and covered in chili flakes for a better texture but good effort though tilde lass
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>>43184715

Is they forrin lod?
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>>43184711
nah do it cunt

fucking get out of here
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fuwa ~
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>>43184757
Nope, they're all about as British mongrel as you can get.
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>>43184716
Doesn't look like my cup of tea personally, I assume its alright though. Going to make my personally critically acclaimed Chicken Teriyaki now though
/cooklads/ for life
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>>43184728
>implying i'm a uni normie
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>>43184779
WOT FYNE UPSTANNDIN' BRITTASH LADS DEN
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So what we think of the Grand Mac lads? Hope you didn't have issues with the nationwide supply shortage.
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Who else here keeps subconsciously spelling meant as mean't?
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>>43184771
Karenposter kidnapped him and is noncing him with homeless chan in leeds.
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>>43184752
It was tasty as fuck mate, I oven cooked it with some olive oil and the lemon gave it all the flavour it needed.
>need to leave the fish uncovered
How do you mean?
The salmon was 3.50 from Asda lol so probably not the best quality, I didn't eat the skin. Chili flakes doesn't sound like my kind of thing
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luv a sosij role me
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>>43184805
What is it?
Big Mac with quarter pounders?
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some fucking ruskie in another thread is trying to say because phenibut didn't help his anxiety it won't help anyones
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>>43184728
Yes sir!

Can't wait till it's over with
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Is Cockermouth the real capital of /britfeel/? Because you've all got cocks in your mouths literally and figuratively lol

http://www.cockermouth.org.uk/
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Sorry about the shitty mic and my voice trailing off, I'm tired.
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>>43184848
Original sized Big Mac from 1974.
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>>43184869
You don't sound too organised with uni.
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>>43184626
Outer /r9k/ is the worst place on 4chan
Prove me wrong lads
Protip: you can't
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>>43184869
You're not going to finish uni and you will never be a girl, or a decent lad for that matter.
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>>43184876
oof, however will we recover
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>>43184878
Here's what I said just in case you couldn't hear me over the mic noise and my voice slurring.
Hey, there, just wanted to say thank you for the nice vocaroo. I didn't think I'd get on the valentines draw at all to be honest.
I wouldn't say that britfeel was in a dark place, but I did see a void in the thread that I could fill, I'm just glad I decided to keep posting,
and I'm glad to be paired with you. While I do live about 90 minutes away, I can't visit because I can't drive, I would have enjoyed it, though, have a good day tommorow
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>>43184898
I feel like this is tilde.
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>>43184897
>/britfeel/
Sorry love.
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>>43184894
I'm not organised at all. It's absurd how disorganised I am
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>>43184878
You've got a sexy voice lad, no homo. Bit of a mumbler though
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>>43184297
i used to have genuine schizophrenia, but they put it down as psychosis bc they're shit. and i still have schiz thoughts every day but it's not debilitating or anything, still though, free money is free money and if you're against that it's prolly cause you aren't getting free money and are jel 8)

my dad's friend is kinda the same as me, borderline mentally ill but uses that to abuse the system and get free money. i hope to go the same route until i need to get a job,
which i won't mind. only reason i'm going this way is because most kitchens are run by absolute nobends and they make working harder than it needs to be because they don't know how to run the place. i have no problem with working (in a functional workplace) but if i've fell into a position where i get the equivalent of minimum wage work for doing nothing,
why would i not lie to keep it going? even morally it's a stupid thing to do, the government isn't exactly putting our money where it needs to be (over 3 BILLION spent on the war on drugs in 2012, i might as-well be taking less than a fraction of that to spend on drugs myself) anyway as much effort as i put into trying to argue politely, all i really wanna say is fuck you i'ma get paid for doing fuck all and there's nothing you can do about it l m a o
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>fuck all to do
>playing football manager listening to Pink Floyd
>not fun
A bong hit will fix this. Now to smuggle a stinking bong downstairs to smoke.
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>>43184929
>>43184878
Aww cute anons getting along
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Well the good thing about trannies is that they post with trips. So you can filter them, except tilde who is an insufferable cunt and larps as anon.
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>>43184878
>>43184929
This sounds so innocent lad, I could hear you loud and clear too.
OC/10
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>>43184934
Wow what great detective work mate, it is indeed I, Tilde, posting without my trip! Oops, I did it again!
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>>43184938
Are you organised enough to get through the 3 years? that's all that matters really.
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>>43184878
>>43184929
Thank you for this. It's the first Valentine's day gift I've ever had.
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>>43184878
Pretty solid voice lad tbqh
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Have a feeling karen poster is shippy lads
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>>43184959
>the doctors with years of medical training are wrong and I (with no medical training) am right
haha oh wow, also I can get bennies but I have a job I love
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>>43184980
He's going to drop out before the end of 1st year
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Consume Pancakes
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>>43184934
Tilde fucking SEEEEEEEEEEEETHING

Just neck yourself you waste of sperm.
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Its originally my birthday tomorrow.
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support taiwanese independence
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>>43184995
Someone post the Karenposter bigguy4u shadow
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>brainlets STILL haven't realised that Crona is a character engineered by Tilde to create sympathy, yet he is seething that it backfired
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>>43184995
Literally impossible lad
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id been in same clothes since this time yesterday and now ive changed into clean pyjamas and i feel amazing
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>>43184962
dud wid lamo
i'm doing same, but with a spliff, and might play micromachines. and i'll be listening to nightcore.
get some candles set up for comfy aesthetics. I've got my hippy Himalayan rock salt candle holders going. v comfy af
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>>43185019
>Someone post the Karenposter bigguy4u shadow
ok
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>>43185016
Me too. Don't tell Xi.
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>People don't mind like my deep, accentless, mumbly voice
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>>43184959
lad, help me see if I am schizo:

>hear voices that tell me to do tasks otherwise bad stuff will happen

I do the tasks most the time and sometimes it involves hurting people for no reason.

>brain never stops tthinking and needs substances to shut it down

Literally can't bare being sober, it is really shit.

>very paranoid over others

Always think they are scheming or doing one over on me literally all the time

I hope it is something and that I'm not just a general spaz. Also want free money.
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>>43185014
What age are you lad?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>43184962
>playing football manager listening to Pink Floyd
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>>43185032
look at that fookin belly
KARENPOSTER=SHIPPY CONFIRMED
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>>43185037
>accentless
Please, do elaborate on how you can possibly have an accentless voice.
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>>43184847
>sausage roll
But that's the pleb choice from Greggs. Anybody with taste goes for the steak and cheese roll or the bacon and cheese wrap.
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>>43185039
It is very unlikely, you'd be going mad like Tim Byrne, you wouldn't be coming to an anonymous message board. That would be hell for anonymous schizos.
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>>43184977
>Oops, I did it again!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow
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>>43185026
I've been in same clothes for a week. I feel indifferent
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>>43185037
It's sexy mate. And I was going to comment on the ambiguous accent, what's that about? Where you from?
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>>43185027
>candles

Candles are the bomb because you can barely see your shitty environment. I love them, super relaxing too ESPECIALLY high.

>>43185041
>true brit culture

gis' sojig rull lod
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>>43185073
Just listen to the vocaroo, there's no real distinctly recognisable accent. (as far as I know)
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>>43185089
Tuuuuune

I also love toxic
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I really want my kids to look like me.
I could see myself marrying a woman with brown eyes so long as she had one parent with blue eyes, but I don't think I could marry a non-white girl.
It sounds really bad when I say it out loud.
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>>43185089
Made me kek. One of my first wanks was to this video, what a babe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU
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>>43185113
>I could see myself marrying a woman
normie
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>>43184878
aw, this is lovely
i didn't know this valentine's day draw would turn out to be so CUTE!
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>>43185096
I live in the south east, about 90 minutes from london.
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>>43185087
Oh great, so I am just a spaz. Cheers lad, about to go OFF myself, SEETHING.
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>>43184878
Struggling to tell whether youre a posh southerner or a Scot
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>>43185039
if you actually hear voices then i think that's psychosis, i only know this because i said i heard voices, as it's the only explanation i could give, and they diagnosed me as psychotic. after looking into mental conditions, i'd say i was more schizo than anything, which involves stuff like thinking everybody is psychic but nobody talks about it, that kinda stuff. idk, psychosis and schizophrenia seem too similar to not be the same thing but idk i don't make the rules, by the government's definition you are probably psychotic
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>>43185105
Everyone has an accent
You just think that you don't have an accent because your brain thinks that it's the "default" way of speaking if that makes sense
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>>43185150
A posh southerner who is ashamed of being one
WHY DID YOU MOVE AWAY FROM HARROGATE MUM?
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Comfy 90s tunes lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayfv0SOjvRs
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>>43185039
It sounds like it, my dad is schizo and used alcohol to cope in the past (it actually acts as an anti-psychotic of sorts, although obviously not a good idea.
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We posting classic tunes lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA723UO3dWM
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>>43185200
I'm loving this already, can't wait to see what you do lad. So is your partner I'm sure
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>>43185201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gpabJMo0oE
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Any Oxford lads want to go want to go for a valentines day pint tomorrow?
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>>43185039
Pls talk to a doctor anon, it sounds like some kind of psychotic mental illness, but obviously we can't tell over 4chan.
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>>43185236
B-bit gay Shippy lad...
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>>43185209
A nice choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIJT_ok4SBY
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>>43185246
>Shippy lad

Literally whom?
Only gay if you want it to be mate
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>>43185271
>A nice choon
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>>43185209
I got several, bud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8u5-CnmJk8
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Can all homosexuals mince over to /lgbt/ please.
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very comfy reading along to this desu lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JylxvHvdtA
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>>43185299
>expecting 29 people to go to a new thread
Asking a bit much there, lad.
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>doing acid with my spaz brain

May die.

>>43185158
>play video games
>if you don't score 5 points by the end of the match your father will die on the way home from work tonight

I tried playing vidya 3 days ago and this happened, I only play football manager drunk and stoned.

>>43185208
Yeah, too scared to hit up the Doctors as it may fuck my life up. It is shit though, don't like it.

>>43185245
I have been troubled recently desu, and I remember it since I was only 3 or 4 walking to school. Sometimes it is really strong and sometimes no; went a solid 3 years without it. I think heavy stress and uncertainty makes it go mad.
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>>43185294
>that image title
Lovely stuff my lad. I had a similar experience only I was about 20, it was very late at night after a day of travelling and my dad was driving, I was in the passenger seat with this album in my earphones and I fell asleep. I can't quite say why but it was the comfiest I'd ever felt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4OSxc9XYRc
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>>43185280
>Literally whom?

It's one of those newfags lads

RUSH HIM
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>>43185280
OUT YOU NEWFAG HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW SHIPPERS
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>>43185393
Listening to classic 90s toons while in the passenger seat of a car on the motorway at night is the epitome of comfy. There is no situation that can reach that level of quantum comfiness. It's as if the world is slowly melting away, your head getting heavier and heavier as it lays into the headrest, closing your eyes and the soothing orange lights dimly flow over your vision through your eyelids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRvGZffXhfk
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>starting my 3 day shifts tomorrow, 9am to 8pm

*hyperventilates*
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>>43185280
an anon that spent a year living in a shipping container, hence the name
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>>43185459
>9am to 8pm
how much break do you get?
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Leaked Karenposter pic
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G'night, mates, going for 10 wanks tomorrow
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>>43185398
>>43185422
>Caring about tripfags at all
>Not thinking they are all universally wretched attention seeking cunts

Looks like I spotted the real newfags
Neck yourselves lads
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>>43185464

1hr 30m over the course of a day. Just pure torture. For minimume wage too.
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Really need a BF to cuddle with at night lads
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>>43185465
DATE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A GIRL FEELS AMAZING MAN
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>>43185280
an anon that has a belly the size of a ship, hence the name
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>>43185280
Shippy is a fat paedo who met ebin for gay sex in a carpark
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>>43185473
>shippy
>a tripfag
JESUS CHRIST YOU NEWFAG GET OUUUUUUT YOU'VE PROBABLY BEEN HERE FOR A FEW WEEKS FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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/britfeel/ is a thread for good straight, lads. Homosexuals OUT
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>>43185280
an anon that has a pet belly named ship, hence the name
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>>43185557
Sorry to tell you this lad but I'm a proper fucking degenerate. I want to fuck robots and lizards and sometimes fantasize about being the robots and the lizards getting fucked.
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Failed the McDonald's application test lads. What a tragic existence.
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A useful guide for new members.
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>>43185626
don't fret lad, that masters degree won't go to waste. have you tried burgerking?
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>>43185493
Sophie poster is a normie, going on dates with girls
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>>43185627
need sohpielad, nightwalk and len and probably more i cant think of yet
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>>43185627
>homeless chan, ebin, xi, britnormie, zeus, cotswold
>hall of fame

Bet you even put yourself on their you sad cunt.

Someone make an ACTUAL hall of fame with quality posters please.
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>>43185542
Calm down mate, you'll give yourself a heart attack

He's just a man, why do you care so much about some random prick you don't even know on some shit thread on an eritrean pogostick forum
Who gives a fuck if I don't know who he is

Sort yer shit out pal
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>>43185626
FYI lad, those application tests are bullshit. They're created to deter you from just handing your CV into the Maccers to begin with, because people who say fuck it and apply anyway show backbone.
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>>43185693
tbqh it needs updating monthly
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>>43185627
Mr Cuddles is very happy he made it to the list.
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>>43185707
This

That list is dire.

>>43185627
Real shit taste mate, let yourself down.
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>>43185627
I bet you're Zeus and that's why you're on there
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>>43185707
>Quality poster on /britfeel/

Nice one mate
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>>43185627
Clearly made by Zeus lol
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136th for my John
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>>43185832
There's a few.

Maybe the hall of fame should be limited to 5.
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>>43185816
>not realising preube clearly made it as he is on there despite posting here when he gets bullied out of Brit/pol/ maybe once a month

>Not realising preube starts half of the drama here by spreading lies as an anon thinking he is funny

>Not realising he is the resident Jannie who keeps banning everyone he does not like
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>>43185944
There's no evidence she's a janitor.
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>remember seeing a movie was on netflix a while ago
>in the mood to watch it
>its not there anymore

what am i even paying for
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>>43185627
It should be mentioned that "Preusse" is incapable of speaking German.
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you lads just see the sex robot programn on channel 4?
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>>43185627
The only 3 on that list that aren't 100% cancer and actually contribute positively is Foxxlad, Op Image Guy and DMAnon
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someone post the pictures from the Tilde-Ebin meet please
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DAS RITE

WE WUZ BRITISH AND SHITE
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Did I miss my chance to get in the valentines draw?
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>>43185999
was it the same 1 that was on a few month back, where at the end some guy left his wife at home and went to see the latest sex doll?
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>>43186050
>they even say they have no evidence that the guy was black
>make him black anyway
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>>43186050
Giving it blue eyes was a clever move.
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>>43186082
yep kek
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>>43186050
"Opps cheddar man was definitely white" journalist correction on page 56 in 8pt font when
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>waiting for the chicken to soak in the quick marinade
Yuck.

Things I have spotted recently at work
- One of the lads is a weeb on the DL, have caught glimpses of lowkey anime merch in his possession and generally from when he discusses his interests etc
- Another lad who has been with the firm for 1-2 decades yet has not moved up, says he's fine with it (isn't actually, is secretly seething as can be shown by some of the comments and lore from coworkers), pretends to be captain nice but as soon as you turn your back he rees and seethes (there has literally always been at least one of these in each place I have worked)
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>>43186094
Can universities really be trusted with providing research anymore if virtue signalling is going to trump fact
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>can hear flatmate having sex
>Can hear him moan, but not her.
What an awful evening. They keep taking breaks too.
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>>43186160
not since getting into uni became so fucking easy that anyone can do it
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>>43186190
Sounds like he's getting bummed to me.
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going to start running 3 days a week desu, body kinda went to shit at christmas time because i stopped exercising and started drinking more
think i may try squatting as well
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>>43186194
undergrads do the same amount of research that children in school do

getting into a postgrad programme or even working as part of a research group is a bit more difficult
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>>43186160
For certain, universities have chosen to place fee-fees above biology and history. Don't trust anything.
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FUCK SCRONALD SKRMPF
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>>43186194
really hoping the fees fucking skyrocket even more, not everyone needs to go to uni.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFsN0u0HzkM

absolute tune lads
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>>43186257
>soy boomer
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>>43185039
schizo here, it's not schizo because schizos can't self identify, we don't hear a voice and think oh that's just a hallucination we make up a reason it exists, the fact you think you might be ill means you're not schizo more than likely depression leading to psychosis, nothing permanent and very fixable go to your GP
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>>43184878
Me, being you.

https://clyp.it/ht4z4bko
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havent been keeping up with the threads today lads, what have i missed?
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>just realised every girl I like will be getting her cunt filled tomorrow

Damn. Thanks.
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>>43186257
>assuming the entire alt-right is racist
That's very prejudiced of him. He shouldn't stereotype people like that and should be more tolerant of peoples choices and beliefs.
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>>43186369
SO SO SO SOOOO MUCH YOU NOW KNOW NOTHING CLUELESS NOTHING YOU KNOW NOW NOTHING
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There is an idea of a fat skinny; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real type: only an entity, something illusory. And though it can hide its flabby belly, and you can shake its skinny hand and feel hairless flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable...It is simply not there.
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>>43186369
New developments in the transwars
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reminder that Sophie poster is actually the biggest normie here, has a boyfriend, and compensates to fit in by compulsively posting "REEE GET OUT" and waifuposting

>>43186278
christ you're all benders...
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>>43186343
Sounds good, just get on some phat medication and live happy then I assume? Nice and easy...

How is living with schizo lad? I've always wondered if you guys genuinely hate life or if it isn't toooo bad.
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>>43186424
this picture is actually a great source of motivation
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>>43186376
It's alright, lad. While she's doing that, you just focus on getting your lungs filled with helium.
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>>43186432
why haven't we called the home office about Homeless chan yet and got her deported?
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>>43186424
If I didn't have loads of chest hair, I fear I would look like that. My stomach is bizarrely bloated.
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>>43186454
because EU-citizens don't need a permit or anything like that to stay here

t. foreigner
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>>43186441
anti depressants and CBT will probably cure what ales you lad, then you'll be right as rain enjoying life, it's fine sometimes not as fine others and since I'm off meds I've been symptom free for a while but it seems I'm shifting back into an active phase, meaning it'll be extreme paranoia, delusions and hallucinations for a while but that's ok
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>>43186473
who knew Lithuania was in the EU

>whoops
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>>43186454
because it's literally not a real person and is just a character that britnormie got bored with
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>>43184626
The
https://youtu.be/g8MrVonBJbk
>https://youtu.be/g8MrVonBJbkk
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Made a choon lads:
https://soundcloud.com/mndmchns/i-only-use-the-internet-to-call-you-a-fag
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>>43186278
comfy af lad
>>43186440
no u
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>>43186440
>has a boyfriend
Does he now?
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>>43186500
can confirm, started taking anti-depressants in December, feeling pretty good now, lost a tonne of weight at the gym too desu
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>>43186346
GO AWAY TRANNY ouT OUT OUT LEAVE
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I'm with Tilde in the tranny wars.
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>>43186534
just make sure not to bring yourself off them when you feel better, a lot of people make that mistake
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Just a quick video I put together for you guys driving down the M1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHfoLnCN2no
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>>43186424
>tfw this is your body type
>only with less body hair
Lads I might as well neck it right now before valentines
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>>43186560
spoke to the Dr about this on Monday, I missed a bunch of review appointments, and he just gave me a 2 month prescription, he made it pretty clear i wouldn't be on them forever, but said he would gradually reduce the dosage
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>>43186346
>a "girl" (close enough) read out a response to a post I made

I can bring the gamecube to you.
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I'm with Crona in the tranny wars
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Ah, the Valentines ASMR for losers is rolling out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMzxo_a90NY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VhadQls8w0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etf6YTrjfbo
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anyone else /gojira/ here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grixfl4eDRo
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feeling quite comfy tonight lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvMQWte5pik
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>>43186585
yeah coming off all at once can fuck you, and missing doses because you don't feel you need it fucks you aswell, SSRIs are not self regulating so stay on them till your doctor takes you off them
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>>43186544
>>43186600
dubs dubs beats single dubs

CRONA WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>43186606
This shit reminds me of femdom JOI so much
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>>43186585
My doctor just prescribed me 45 mg of mirtazapine. Had any experience with this? Will I still be able to work on this dosage?
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>>43186574
>She has an instagram account
RED
FLAG
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>>43186633
>gets double dubs
whats happening
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>>43186645
mmmarzipan
yummy
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>>43186600
>>43186633
>>43186665
The prophecies were true
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In the tranny wars, no one wins.
With Crona and Tilde fighting, it will leave a Tranny void one which could be filled with H*mless.
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>>43186665
Are from v fren?
>tfw no v card XD
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>>43186681
H-HOW ARE THEY DOING IT
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There are no girls with good personalities.
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>>43186645
I have only been on Sertraline, which has been pretty comfy so far.

the box has a pretty flower on it
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>>43186659
Not looking for a gf, just looking to have a wank to some of my old classmates. Is that too much to ask?
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>waking up in the night again

Thought I was passed this

>>43186544
Thanks but there's not a war or anything. I can't be bothered with drama. The less you let this place get the best of you the better you feel about yourself
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>>43186500
Pretty spooky that the brain does that to you lad. Keep yourself safe, I couldn't imagine life like that.
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>>43186694
It's fate, tilde will literally be seething when wakes up
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>>43186692
While I still post no harm will come to HC. Leave her alone.
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>>43186645
I take Mirtazapine at a similar dose too.
Firstly, it makes you tired as fuck and waking up is a lot harder. If I took it at around 1 at night, I would sleep all day.
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>>43186711
it's not that bad because
a) it comes on slowly, over time so you get used to it
b) you can't tell you're being crazy
all in all I'm just scared or confused more than the average guy
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>>43186725
Oh yeah lad?
>orrrriiigigiiginglllLL
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>>43186695
Homo but didn't get past the pan bit. That feeling when You will not blaze with Elliot and hear his giggle.
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>>43186710
So Tilde, how do you feel about losing the transwars to your mortal enemy Crona?

Humble or bitter?
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>>43186729
only trouble i've had with Sertraline was that cumming/getting a boner was really hard for the first month

Dr said that's pretty rare tho


Lads I need to treat my self to a 4chan pass, i can't deal with these captchas any more
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Who here /TOTTENHAM/
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>>43186756
Nice try

But right now I just feel tired and sort of thirsty
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>>43186500
>CBT
he he he
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>>43186771
Yes indeed Iad.
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>>43186729
I was on 30mg for so long they stopped having an effect. I have a ESA assessment soon and I'm hoping the fact that I'm on 45mg will cause them to strike me off
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>>43186710
https://4archive.org/board/r9k/thread/26050320/britfeel#p26058345

lmao
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>>43186767
Hahaha I only went on Mirtazapine because Sertaline did the same, limp dick and all that. I just couldnt live like that.
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>>43186774
guessing you've never tried it for the full 12 sessions or are some idiot who thinks because it didn't work for them it doesn't work for anyone?
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>>43186756
I appreciated the joke, lad.
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>>43186797
I think he's laughing because it also stands for Cock and Ball Torture
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>>43186794
its gone now tho can confirm my penis works
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>>43186594
Then we would have 2 gamecubes.
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aint no body realyl fuck wit me, like they say
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who /DrinkingUntilTheyFallAsleep/
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>>43186834
oh, did not know that my bad
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>>43186837
A date for my gamecube too? This just keeps getting better and better.
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>>43186812
thanks pal, the dubs dubs was pretty funny
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who here /manc uni/?
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>>43186856
I'm /GamingUntilTheyFallAsleep/
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>>43186875
Yes, doesn't it?
May our gamecubes never be lonely again.
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>>43186856
>>43186922
I'm /AwakeUntilTheyFallAsleep/
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The feeling of vibration can be a symptom of some antidepressants especially when mixed with alcohol. Everything not anything you put in your body mixes and is absorbed in the different stages throughout the body (Biology this year mind) from brain juice to bonemarrow the different things everyone puts in their body meet up breakdown and remedy the chemistry, it's a machine but in the sitting position drinking 7UP.
what is that lad ebin doing
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>got to speak to a girl

See you later. I'm a normie now.

GOOD BYE
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>>43186922
>>43186930
bawbags, get >> me
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lads starting a new EU4 game as England

I need another county to have a seat in parliament, what should I pick? you get some pretty sweet bonuses
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>>43186956
nice. come back with some pics of boobies lad
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>>43186971
Yorkshire.
>Orrrigiignlall
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>infatuated to a girl I will never see again
>cannot see myself with anyone other than her
how to overcome this feel anons?
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>>43186956
You're not welcome back, lod. Even when she cucks you with Tyrone.
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>>43186990
there you go desu
>commentnotoriginallystraight
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>>43186971
got to be Yorkshire, lad.
>>43186990
this handsome witty intelligent fella gets it
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>>43186971
Lincolnshire

original
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sosij roll poster is tucked up in beddy byes now. Daddy would smack him if he is up too late
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>>43187033
some autist will start doing it again now
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>work retail with every other staff as female qts


still gonna be alone tomorrow
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>>43187033
let's hope daddy finds out how late little sosij roll poster has been up!
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>>43187033
I think he's inserting more sosij roles up his bum, he seems the type desu
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>>43187051
well tomorrow is 8 minutes away so you better start feeling it
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>>43187091
worst part is some of them are single, still didn't ask any of them

one even dropped hints, still didn't act on them

i look decent but inside i am dead friends, at least i can drink
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>>43187130
>posts anime

hmmm I wonder why you're so socially stunted?
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I just wanted a chilled game lads, I am super rusty do I give in to Frenchy?
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>>43187147
alri grumpy bum. what's got the knickers all knotted up?
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>>43187150
Just give in and call it a day.
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>>43187033
did sum1 say sosij?
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>>43186996
Everyday she wakes to some jpop she walks down the city street HIHELLGHandreddress into the god dam Amsterdam
>arbershop and gets it head shaved.
>
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>>43187150
>do I give in to Frenchy?
never
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>>43187150
I am good at this game. say no as it is an offensive war and you probably have shit allies. Gather strength and defend/attack france when the time comes. france is much stronger than you and probably has good allies
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>>43187169
:(

sorry lad I didn't mean to be a meanie
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>>43187147
my rabbithole goes deeper than that anon
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274th for /nails/ SAS veterans
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Having a bit of a spaz attack lads it's quite freeing
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>>43187150
I assume you have allies, right? If you're allied with anyone noteworthy (Spain and/or Austria, maybe even Burgundy) you can go to war with France, win it with relative ease via overwhelming numbers and then get a free PU over them. It'll carry you hard if you intend to conquer and will knock a colonial frontrunner out of the game if you prefer gobbling up the new world.
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>>43187188
thats what i thought lad

>>43187189
have got about 650+ hours in eu4 just haven't played in ages, France is strong early game but if you fuck 'em early it can go your way
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>>43187225
your reply came in as I posted lad

got austria and Castile as allies
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>>43187186
s-sojij?
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Lads, Britfeel is starting to not be fun anymore, I think Im taking it all too seriously. Fuck. I havent even been here that long.
I think Im using Britfeel as a substitute for actual friends.
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>>43187265
>I think Im using Britfeel as a substitute for actual friends.

But we are your friends lad
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>>43187265
Fuck off then mate.
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>>43187265
I've grown to love britfeel over the years.
I haven't had friends in so many years, and this is the only place I talk to people.
Feels like home, anon.
Really not healthy.
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>>43187265
>I think Im using Britfeel as a substitute for actual friends.
Isn't that what britfeel is?
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didn't realise it wouldn't call my allies in

>650 hours

reroll time guys
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>>43187265
britfeel really brightens up my day sometimes, super comfy and you lads seem really nice
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>>43187265
welcome to my world, and, I think I'm right in saying most people here

I sometimes think there are anons who drop in like once every few months. Like that anon who got a civil engineering job, and the lad who got a top accounting job. I bet they don't come here often.

I've become addicted to this dump
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who are our friends? Girlfriends, no girls allowed. >>43187293
but no rules
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>>43187392
lad have you been on the booze up
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>>43187416
Please tell me you are being paid at some desk with some responsibility and you don't understand that
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Right lads, my facial hair grows much more dense on my chin than anywhere else, making it look like I've got a bit of a goatee even when I have pretty good facial hair overall

Don't know if I should leave it or let the bird I've been going out with for 2 months see me with facial hair for the first time? Will I seem like a scruffy cunt?

yes yes ree don't belong here all that stuff
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>>43187443
Tell me what it means lad. It sounds like something I'd say after one too many
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You know that warm feeling you get inside when the drink finally hits? Jesus Christ lads
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>>43187468
It means woleleiaxa.

tan encriptionist
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>>43187473
im gaggin for one
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>>43187491
Ok you got a giggle out of me, nice one lad.
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>>43187504
Do not come back.
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>>43187518
You got it, I'm gone for good.
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>>43187504
lad i don't mean to burst your bubble or anything, but you've just been talking to and complimenting a chatbot
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>>43187293
I know lad, but I think this might be a toxic Friendship.
>>43187308
Same, its the only time I ever actually properly talk to people, I have Britfeel open like someone would have Facebook open.
>>43187313
Yeah but I dont think its a healthy one.
>>43187384
I know thats what I like about it, but the comfyness is going away
>>43187386
Same, like it started out as a supplement and its turned into an OD


I wanted to start making high quality posts and for people to actually enjoy them instead of me just contributing feels all the time but its becoming stressful and I havent even started yet.

Its just the choice between no social life or a unhealthy one. Fuck.
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>>43187529
Nice one tinted glasses
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>>43187537
FUCK SAKE

second time now, state of me. actually did giggle aswell, what a ponce I am.
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self experimentation lad here, setup a more dedicated spot for all my trials (so far theirs only one) another ones ramping up soon, this time a study aid, i.e increased brain power and focus for a good few hours

trials.radionap.me
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Oh someone asked me hours ago if I thought /britfeel/ had been a positive or negative impact on my life. I'd say yes because I'd still be in the same situation just more bored without this place. I think the rest of 4chan has affected me negatively though
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Sometimes I think it's an act. But nobody could keep it up for this long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MPoSwRcXRE
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>tfw never fucked or got a suck from the big titty slag in community college because i had a frigid girlfriend
>tfw she ran her fingers up my leg in class one time and she probably would have touched my cock if i told her to

i'm gutted boys
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>>43187582
"Has it been positive or negative?"
"Yes"

not really coherent lad.
Reminds me of when someone asked what mental illness Tim Byrne had and he responded "Yes."
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>>43187616
Overall it's been positive I've had a long day
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>>43187455
pics for reference

dense on the chin, less dense everywhere else
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>>43187652
Looks fine lad don't worry about it
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>>43187591
Is he for real here? Or was he doing it for the vid?
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https://youtu.be/Ab0j0xytUiQhttps://youtu.be/Ab0j0xytUiQ
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Kinda what to join the Royal Engineers lads, might be fun and I might learn a trade

Talk me out of it lads
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>>43187672
Well he has worked as an """"actor""""" before so only he knows
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>>43187692
>I want to do something
>talk me out of it
seems you've already made up your mind lad
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>>43187591
yeah hes having a manic episode, probably schizo and bipolar
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>>43187692
Speak to this man
>>>/pol/160368025
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>>43187652
RRREEE NORMAL LOOKING REEE
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>>43187692
You'll have a good time and make good mates

You do learn a lot that actually will help you in civi street, not like the Infantry which only teaches you how to kill stuff more deader and shag absolutely rats birds
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>>43187747
kek, wrong link

I meant THIS man: >>>/pol/160369435
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I am continually amazed at how shit /britfeel/'s music taste is. Anyway, t'rra lads, hate the thread at this time of night, gets depressing.
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>>43187771
it's comfy times lad, best part of the thread. all the kids are asleep so no sosij spamming
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>>43187667
you reckon?

I dress nice enough, just want to look rugged rather than a scruffy fuck
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>>43187807
FACK OFF I DO LOVE A GUD SOSIJ ROLL WIV DA FOOTY FACKIN TOTNUM VERSIS JUVVENTAS TODAY WERNTIT
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>>43187807
S O S I J
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Should I have another one?
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>>43187747
Sent me on a wild goose chase lad

>>43187752
How easy would it be to get an engineering job after? Do you get give a specification in the engineers or just jack of all trades

>>43187733
Just don't want a get blown up desu

>>43187815
Get a nice jacket and you'll look the dog's bollocks
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>>43187771
Post related was music to my ears, anon.

>>43186346

>>43186346

>>43186346

>>43186346
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>he has never started a thread on int like what America like https://youtu.be/iMyo8I8AKmY aye
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>>43187850
Oh fuck I'm addicted to this things
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>>43187807
EYES LUVES MYSELFS SUM SUSIG DUNN I KELSEA
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Lads, I hope your ready for the board wide nose dive thats going to come with Valentines day. Everyones just going to be posting Tfw no gf, even more than usual at least. I hope your ready.
>The Just centre is going to be busy
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Just got back from seeing my mates. We had some good chats. how are we all this evening
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>>43187835
>>43187846
>>43187887

Lads.. nevermind.
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>>43187652
how old are you? i still can't grow a beard
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>>43187883
It's the ultimate finesse after a cheeky blaze
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>>43187853
Here, this is the lad, Eddie
>>>/pol/160370891

He did a tour in Afghan, knows his stuff
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>>43187903
Do I take you by the hand, and lead you through the land?
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CUPPA TEA AND A WITE CUNTREE FOR THE LADS
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>>43187911
20

Although I couldn't grow anything like that until I was like 19, usually it gets too itchy though and I shave it off
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>>43187909
DUS HE WUNT AN SOSCIG ROOL? GEZZ IM ONE SHANQUISHWA
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>>43187932
I should be able to find my own way, but thanks for the offer m8
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>>43187909
it's your fault you cunt
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>>43187903
Feeling good, stressful day at work but now comfy chills with /britfeel/

What did you and your mate talk about?

>thanks again lads
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>>43187975
I'm sorry, I was naive, should have thought before I posted
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>>43187984
>What did you and your mate talk about?

tv series/anime, after life, recent happenings and women/dating.
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>these plebs who have never had a sausage roll from a proper butchers/pastry shop

call out greggs all you want lads, but if you're gonna shit talk sausage rolls in general just because you've never had a real one before, i'll fucking shove one down your throat
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Goodnight lads.
>I hope my love for Britfeel comes back in the morning.

Hope you have a comfy night too, lads.
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nicking quavers night and day
paki said i couldn't stay
broke me face an claim sum dole
spend it all on sosij role
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>>43188103
goodnight lad, sleep well. keep your mittens warm
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>>43188103
You too laddy, you too. Have a nice kipp.
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It's a list, three spots left

Bean
Jimmy Carr
Evertone
Forth
https://youtu.be/_FE45iWX0do
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>>43188103
sleep tight kameraden
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>>43188100
the only real sausage rolls come from sayers and the pound bakery
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>working/ doing a task
>suddenly remember everyone around me including my only "friends" from back home are all leading normal, fun lives
>die inside and think fuck even trying

this is one of the worst feels, I wish I could switch it off
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>>43188103
wee soldhurs stik 2geva
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Happy Valentines day laddos
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This game is so silly
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>>43188126
I feel like a sausage roll brainlet for laughing at this
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>>43188206
WOO
special wank day's here again
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>>43188254
How you gonna treat yourself lad
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>>43188226
some of them are admittedly funny
unlike the soy ones though they are a bit mean to some of the people actually here (myself excluded)
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>>43188254
>someone actually drew this at some point

we truly are a different breed
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>>43188295
well, I've some gloves from work, some latex 1's with a diamond pattern embossed on them, and I've some baby oil so think it should make for a pleasantly fun wank, desu
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>>43188185
cheer up faggot-nigger
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>>43188335
well I think it was all additions over time. I had the wanking 1 and the 1 with the bra over the eyes so just added them together
it's great that somebody drew it though, I love little apu. i'd love to draw my own but don't reckon i'd do a good rendition
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/pished/ now lads time for some late night grub
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Watching a stoned Joe Rogan talk about Mayweather and CM Punk in an MMA fight is wildly entertaining
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>>43188411
I love a bit of Joe. He's not a fan of us though. No, not at all...
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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY LADDIES
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>>43188435
>>be me, 16

MODS

faggot
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>>43188435
>be me, 16
come on lad
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>>43188435
COME BACK TO US AFTER YOUR 90 DAY BAN MY LITTLE CHILD
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>>43188435
enjoy getting banned you underage faggot
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>>43188448
>falling for copypasta bait

ok lad, get out
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Yeah I know sorry about that
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>>43188462
>>43188472
>>43188473
it's copypasta and you just gave it the (you)s it wanted, nice one.
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>>43188504
he'll get a 90 day ban so he still loses
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>>43188435
sorry, kid. Come back when you're 18. Cya in two years.
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>>43188435
Listen kid, I know you think you're pretty cool coming here when you're underage, but breaking the rules isnt cool
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Damn sorry I guess
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>>43188544
>>43188559
samefag loser

quick, go take a screencap and edit it to prove that you're not!
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>>43188600
>quick, go take a screencap and edit it to prove that you're not!
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>>43188613
and quick you did. nice one samefag
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I'm outing myself all these posts were me, Idon't know why I did it
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>>43188613
>>43188619
Y-Yeah, yeah, I bet he's a sosij poster too!
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>>43188650
would have been funny but >>43188613 beat you too it
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that time of the night I reckon lads. spliff, wank then bed
don't forget to blow out your candles, safety first
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>>43188669
oh well lad, maybe next time eh
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>>43188683
nah, there won't be a next time. *pulls plastic bag over your head*
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>>43184626
How do I stop watching shows that will inevitably hurt me in the end?
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>>43188705
stop that lad *rips open plastic asdas bag*
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>>43188719
oh shit *pulls out bag for life*

you think you outwit me, huh? heh, I'd like to see you tear open this one kid...
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>>43188712
>shows that will inevitably hurt me in the end?
Such as?
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>>43188758
fuck me lad, you'd best let me go your mum'll be angry if she sees you playing with her bag for life
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tf I just wanted some advice
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>>43188771
>01:21

you think she'd be awake at this time? Ha, you are more foolish than I thought. Listen ki- *hear mum coming downstairs* oh fuck
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>>43188792
*I scurry away through the cat flap*
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Intellectual conversation with Berry
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ABSOLUTE FUCKING FUMING LADS

>get in argument with lass
>argument gets very bad
>lasts 3 days
>she hates me
>yet she messages me all day today whilst hating me

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE MESSAGING ME STILL FML?
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>>43188788
your personal life does not matter in the slightest, underage faggot
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>>43188814
*I try to kick you up the ass while you shuffle through*
*miss and kick my own head*
idiot
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>>whilst

Yeah

No
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>>43188820
Wait, do you not?
Thought everyone did honestly
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>>43188835
this was an autistic exchange but I'm glad we had it anon
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>>43188846
Was pretty fun, we'll have to do it again sometime
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>>43188843
>Thought everyone did honestly
I dont
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I'm in the mood for some quints
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>>43188869
No you're lying anon
what anime girl do you want to be when you grow up?
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>>43188761
not OP but I've been on a melodrama anime watching spree and it fucked me up real bad
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>>43188891
not him but I want to be any anime girl that died in her fucking sleep
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>>43188877
PWNED EPICKLY
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Tears STREAMING down my face lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yYRWnzKow8
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>>43188891
No one goes to bed until we find out who is lying in tomorrow 2bh lad
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>>43188877
Guess the quints ain't in the mood for you, bitch!
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>>43188891
Nah I want to be Goku
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>>43188932
Why are you listening to a kike-looking nonce
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>>43188891
I want to be a cool hench like vegeta, not a faggy little anime girl
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>>43188953
Mars$h lander it started again https://youtu.be/AI8_bM1VMv4
populating the moon one tesla at a time, I wish that thought was mine.
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>>43188971
well that's rather mean lid
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>>43188914
2real
>>43188949
this
>>43188953
>>43188981
You're both wrong and heretical
embrace your desire to become an anime girl
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>>43188949
not him but i'm going to treat myself to a lie in tomorrow
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>>43189021
>embrace your desire to become an anime girl
this.
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>>43188981
What if you could be pic related?
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Ninety fith minute still not fapped.
>https://youtu.be/yC3YYcSpETw
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>>43189021
I WANT TO BE CUTE ANIME GIRL REEEEEEE
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>dad found my exit bag
>told him it was a science experiment
>he didn't realize what it was
close one hahah, doubt I'll ever use it, just like having it around, something to think about
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>>43189129
what's an exit bag lid
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>>43189142
basically pure helium hooked up to a cpap mask, painless way to die and your body doesn't realize you're suffocating so no panic or adrenaline sets in, you just go to sleep and don't wake up
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>forgot your JPEG2000 mr blond
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who here crippling /insecurity/? it's the worst one for me, it drives everything else

>>43189142
must be new to 4chan
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>>43189180
just trying to stir up conversation lad, it gets quiet in here.
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>>43189021
>>43189079
only faggots want to be a girl. i like masculine things
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Gonna treat myself to a piss in the dark lads

hope I hit most of the bowl this time
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>>43189142
The nicest way of going out but apparently you can't even get the stuff in with ease anymore
I know for a fact my death if I can control it will be
A) In my sleep
B) exit bag for whatever reason, general suicide or if I'm diagnosed with something that will just kill me anyway
What do you lads think
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>>43189357
is it really painless though, how can we know?
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>>43189219
>doesn't just become an ultra jacked anime girl
If there is a will, there is a way
>>43189382
It effectively takes over the spaces that oxygen resides in without your body "realising" it
Those that have been almost killed by these asphyixiants describe it as basically being very tired and it lulls you to sleep. In low enough quantities (not enough to kill) symptoms include headaches etc but using an exit bag you're probably going to be breathing in a lethal amount in a relatively short period of time
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>>43189269
ok back, did pretty well, didn't hear it hit up against the wall or floor
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>>43189435
Low enough quantities over a period of time*
That and I believe memory loss are indicators that you're in danger and there's asphyxiant gas around wherever you are/frequent
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whats some good movies to watched stoned lads, something visually appealing with a good story like blade runner 2049
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>>43189472
last thing i watched when i was stoned was thomas the tank engine, i laughed so hard i nearly threw up
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Try Nerve>>43189472
>>43189472
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>>43189489
Seen it lod
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Lol newfag
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>>43189472
hobo shotgun lod
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>>43189472
Snowpiercer the movie
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>>43189472
We need to get fit for next Valentine's Day https://youtu.be/W9rEbEM5aSw https://youtu.be/W9rEbEM5aSw

https://youtu.be/W9rEbEM5aSw
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>>43189438
>Using your piss like sonar at night

Life doesn't get any better desu
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>>43189525
think ill watch this, sounds good, thanks lids
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>>43189472
Lock, stock and two smoking barrels
Rocknrolla
Die hard
Lethal weapon
Beverly Hills Cop
The longest day/a bridge too far
Interstellar
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>>43189472
Fear and loathing
Drive
Good Time
The Raid films
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GF11(2)
Leaf all weapon 2
Zulu
Dambusters
The hobbit
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Happy valentine's day lads, remember it's okay to cry. https://youtu.be/Ou1iMvB64oc
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>>43189741
Can I be British if I haven't seen Zulu or Dambusters?
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>>43189472
club dread

you'll be laughing the whole time, and that's what you want to do when stoned
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>>43189472
Dredd the Karl Urban version
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Steam sale in 2 days lads. Need some fucking games to play.
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>>43189965
>Steam sale in 2 days
perfect timing
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>>43190012
Yup. Well tehcnically its one day. Got 40 quid to splooge.
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>power napped from 7:30pm to 2am
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got the HOTS 'date' all set up for tomorrow night with the vidya gaming grill friend :^)

latta bitches im going to the normie leagues.
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>>43190232
you now she's not real right. she's a chinese cartoon girl
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Just got this weird feeling lads. Like all my emotions have just kind of left me.
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Any of you lads tried calamari? What's it like?
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>>43188820
Dont bulli a boi with dreams.

Literally name one single downside to being an anime girl?

>>43190261
lmao you are very wrong friend.
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>>43190343
chewy fried seafood stuff.
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>>43190405
post a picture of her. Prove how "very wrong" I am.
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>>43190458
Yeah I know that but the taste?
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>>43190467
Im not going to start posting pictures of my friends, fren.
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>>43190478
Yeah fair enough. Can't post what doesn't exist, right? ;)
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>>43190476
It tastes like calamari. not strong, maybe a earthy, nutty mouthfeel with a umami tofu esque palate
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next level bants in here tonight laddos
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>>43190576
Sounds good to me, do they sell it in regular fish and chippies?
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>>43190584
your mum is a fat LOL
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>>43190600
uh, sure yeh why not.
>>43190639
ur mum no like sosij rolle haha
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>>43190655
but your mum does, look at he tummy lol
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Good night, lads. I'm going to leave you with this image. It made me laugh.
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>>43190819
what is funny about it
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fuk slep fuk work fuk skool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo
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>>43190846
The sentence doesn't make sense, and I'm really tired so my bar for funny is really low.
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Think I'm Gonna order Nembutal lads

Painless, drifting off into a deep sleep that you never wake up from
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NEED to cum inside a cute boi VERY SOON lads.
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>>43191053
These aren't normal thoughts you should seek help asap
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do you think there will be anyone else charged with historic noncing? who do you think will be next?
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>>43191297
Akiva Goldsman
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Night lads. Hope today is better than yesterday, don't we all?
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>>43191346
yeah goodnight lad, can only hope so
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I'm making memes
the other lads didn't like them
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>>43189556
>Snowpiercer
A shitty action movie , fucking plebs
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>>43191480
Not going to lie, it's abit shit
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>>43191531
>it's abit shit
why is that?
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>>43191558
because it's just abit shit
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>>43191574
fine
I shall cultivate other memes then
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>>43191558
Honestly mate it just isn't funny. Like at all.
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OP when you make a new thread, actually come up with a witty edition, these ones lately have been abit shit.
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>>43191558
.Googling dumb things lol, it looks fine tho
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Lads, just started having this wired fear surge of going blind and deaf ffs. Trying to sleep as well.
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>>43191558
it's an anime girl(?) typing into google if she(?) is satan

why satan. what is funny about that
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>>43191651
I kind of assumed that you're familiar with devilman.

the guy is actually satan which isn't revealed until the later parts of the anime. he himself was unaware of this.
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>>43191682
Why would you expect us to know the context of a shitty anime show so we find your joke funny?
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I've done some research and I've begun writing the coursework. I'm 125 words in. The coursework has a word limit of 2000 words, and has to be submitted by 12:00. I think I can do this!
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>>43191742

batteries, microwave....go
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>>43191721
devilman is pretty popular. so I was expecting at least some anons to know it.
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>>43191742
Whats it about and hows the oc going?
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>>43184718
There'd be nothing wrong with it if it was decentralised and actually worked to further the interests of Europeans instead of importing millions of refugees
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>>43191770
I'm sure some anons would know it. But it's 4 IN THE FUCKING MORNING and most of us are asleep. There's a few of us and I doubt we'd all know the context of some anime.
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>>43191770
Satan is Mommy as fuck
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>>43191770
>Crona
Never heard of it lid.
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>>43191758
I did sir, it was indeed a spectacle

>>43191778
Would rather not disclose my subject sorry. But I'll produce the OC for my match after I've submitted the coursework. That's if I don't collapse immediately afterwards
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>>43191840
Right my bad.

Is it still shitty if you know the context?
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got a bit of a problem with me willy lads
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>>43191891
I guess not. beside the point
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>>43191886
>Would rather not disclose my subject sorry.
Why not just some coursework and what you studying?
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Laying in bed bored but comfy.

Also kind of hungry.
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>go to check the time on my phone
>hoping for another hour or so of sleep left
>alarm goes off just before I pick it up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U

very naughty thumbnail lol
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>>43191886
>>43191988
wow you kids wake up early don't ya
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>tfw talking to short dumb curvy qt
>tfw she invites me round her gaf to get drunk and shit
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>>43191988
Go away, this thread is under the control of the CDL (Crona Defence League)
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>>43191943
Same lad just got up, get something to eat and maybe ill play fortnite with you.
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>>43192027
I have to leave for work at five

Usuay I wake up around ten or eleven on my days off
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>>43192027
Aha, actually I pretty much always stay up all night and go to sleep when the sun rises
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>>43191988
Choke on a sauage roll cunt, crona i /ourlass/ and thread /queen now
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>>43192056
Leave for work at 5? How do you do it?
>>43192060
The patrician sleep schedule
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>>43192056
You just going to pretend you did't get btfo'd
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>>43192106
I finish at ten today so it keeps me going desu. And two days off after today

>>43192110
I'm not interested in drama and shan't be involving myself with it
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>>43192151
>I'm not interested in drama
Interesting who you used love being the centre of drama and use to cause it.
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Crona SEETHING at /ourlass/ tilde not taking his bait
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>>43192151
>I'm not interested in drama
Bull. Shit.
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just finished snowpiercer fucking brilliant film
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>>43192252
Still SEETHING over something posted 6 months ago
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>>43192247
Except he's not really is he, Tilde?
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>>43192252
Yeah I learnt my lesson

I try and avoid it now because it isn't enjoyable haha
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>>43192151
Doing anything interesting for todays valentines?
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Yeah get a new thread up in this joint my basterd bitch
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>>43192300
No, I doubt it. It's just a regular day as far as I'm concerned. Though I might try and get discount sweets and chocolates in the days following

You?
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>>43192247
> hahahaha not taking the bait, it's not like am in wrong.
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hmm looks like crona has removed his trip to 'post on /biz/' again :)
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>>43192339
>discount sweets and chocolates in the days following
aha, didn't think of that.

Nah, I'll be mooching around as usual, nothing interesting for me.
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>>43192366
Tilde this is really getting sad
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>cand bost meems cuz no nu thred :(



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