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What irrational fears do you have, /r9k/?
When I was a kid, my mom would only let me play my gameboy for 30 minutes a day, then she'd take it away and hide it somewhere. Well, one time at night, I found it in a box and played Super Mario Land all night in bed, and eventually fell asleep with my gameboy right on top of me. My mom freaked the next morning when she found me and spanked me so hard that I wasn't able to go to school that day. She kept screaming at me if it was worth it as she beat my ass until it was almost bleeding. Ever since then, I can't enjoy Mario games and my heart skips a beat whenever I see something Mario related unexpectedly.
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falling through the floor or the floor collapsing beneath my feet is my irrational phobia
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>>43188380
how does this gif make you feel then?
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>>43188531
I was expecting Mario to jump out
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>>43188531
pretty fukn bad actually, i almost didnt enjoy my first concert due to this fear
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Impregnate a girl.

Such thing could put an end in my beloved easygoing life.
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>>43188722
reminder that condoms have a 10% breakage rate
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>>43188531
These normies died, didn't they?
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I have an irrational fear of throwing up, I legitimately think about it every single day. Every day I feel like something is gonna get me sick and I'm going to throw up. I sometimes refuse to eat food from outside places. I don't go in planes, cars, rides etc. If I drink I constantly worry about drinking to the point where I become sick(although this hasn't happened yet and I've had some nights where I get pretty drunk). I got food poisoning last year and it was a nightmare come true. Since then I haven't eaten chinese food or broccoli. Also, fuck chinks for being disgusting dirt people and not giving a fuck about anyone else or their health.
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irrational fear of being murdered by satanists

i m very very afraid of it, ever since i met one many years ago

i know there are practically none, but i keep a fuck load of guns and have three locks on every door + alarms

i'm not sure why it affected me so much
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>>43189027
Contrary to the stereotypes, satanists are actually against murder of any kind, even that of animals.
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>>43188966
Same and I practically never throw up. I especially think about it if there is someone I am supposed to make a good impression on like an interviewer.
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>>43188358
I have an irrational fear of shitting my pants
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>>43189060
that's my understanding of the overwhelming majority of them, but there is a particular sect, the name of which i don't even want to say, that advocates for human sacrifice

how many practitioners are there of this sect?

probably less than 1000 in the entire world, but i'm still quite afraid of them
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I have a fear of becoming less and less intelligent as my life goes on, in a sort of Flowers for Algernon way.
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>>43188358
I'm afraid of sex
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>>43189133
You should be.
we're coming
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>>43189093
I rarely throw up too, before that time last year I went 8 years without throwing up. Why do you think about it more when you're supposed to make a good impression? I have my fear because I would always throw up at night as a kid, usually I would wake up in the middle of the night panicked as fuck and then puke. It really left some scars
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>>43188966
I knew a girl who had this fear extremely debilitatingly, she ended up going to a psychiatric hospital for it, but she 100% recovered, have you considered getting cognitive behavioral therapy
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>>43188858
pretty sure they all did.
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>>43189482
I need CBT for many things friend, how did it work for her?
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>>43189545
well i knew her for about 5 months

she had some depression issues and the vomit thing, and at the end of those 5 months she was 100% better on the vomit thing and seemed generally a lot less sad, though depression is not so easily measured

rest assured, OCD related things are very treatable, what specifically are you having problems with?
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I know the feel OP. Similar happened to me with pic related
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>gif
No you don't you motherfucker
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>>43188358
Your mom sounds extremely abusive.

I am afraid of the sun, recovering though.
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>>43189620
>Your mom sounds extremely abusive
It's pretty standard fare in my area, I don't know any kids I grew up with that didn't get their ass beat by their parents
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>>43189795
Black or hicks?
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>>43189839
worse, asian
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>>43189611
What happens in the gif?
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>>43189903
Being honest here, just a still picture of a Mario game
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>>43188358
I'm afraid of the sky at times.
I'm not sure why it comes and goes, sometimes on a train or even driving.
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>>43188358
im kinda scared of skyscrapers but this has gotten better with time

the triggering incident happened when i was 10. we were at a field trip to boston and the teacher said "we're walking past the tallest building in boston". i looked up and was pretty overwhelmed by how high it was, tall buildings ended up scaring me pretty badly until i was like 21 (25 now)
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>>43188722
I have this fear too. I can die happily if I get through this life without creating a spawn.
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>>43188531
frodo had just destroyed the ring
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>>43188966
>Since then I haven't eaten chinese food or broccoli.
subhuman landwhale detected
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>>43188722
>>43190076
just don't have sex like me, easy



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