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What's the most alpha and beta language?
>alpha
German. History of drunks and vikings n shit. You sound menacing as fuck saying any sentence.
>beta
Spanish. Literally has the word soy as a main component. Makes inanimate objects sound girly because muh essence
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>most alpha
the african language with many clicks and shit. because it is so rough and bad sounding.
>most beta
english, because billions speak it and this must mean there are alot of beta males who speak it
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>>43188371
>alpha
Navajo. Almost zero loanwords (so not a borrowcuck) and sounds badass. One of the few Native American languages to grow in speakers since colonization.
>beta
English. Most of its vocabulary is loan words from Latin and French. Not to mention its horrible inconsistency in phonetics. Also,
>tfw to intelligent for cases
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>>43188371
>most alpha
Japanese. You can sound really badass and if you yell you sound even more badass. Too bad that most japs are not alpha but beta.
KONO YARO, YAKAMASHI!
>most beta
Cambodian
seems like two frogs trying to speak. Fucking disgusting. (no offense Cambodibots)
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>>43188371
>Spanish. Literally has the word soy as a main component
What did he mean by this?
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>>43188579
Soy means I Am which makes it even worse
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ICH BIN FROH, DASS ICH MIT EUCH ALLEN SPRECHEN KANN, MEINEN ONLINE-BEKANNTEN, DIE ICH ALS FREUNDE KENNENGELERNT HABE
LASSEN SIE UNS WISSEN, DASS, EGAL WIE EINSAM ODER SCHWIERIG UNSER WIRKLICHES LEBEN ERSCHEINT, WIR UNS IMMER IN DIESE GEMEINSCHAFT ZURUCKZIEHEN KONNEN, WO WIR UNS IMMER HABEN WERDEN, WENN ALLES VERLOREN SCHEINT
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>>43188371
>German
>vikings
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>>43188371
>Germanics
>Alpha
lmao m8

Germans have a long history of acting out like children and getting their teeth kicked in for it.

The Spanish and Portuguese made an entire continent suck their dick for centuries. They went to new lands, took all the gold and silver, fucked all the women and made everyone God fearing Christians.
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>>43188371
>alpha
Spanish with cuban latino accent and colloquialisms

>beta
When people from faggot country Spain talk in spanish
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>>43188371
>chair is an inanimate objet
>its called silla in spanish
where is the girly there?
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>>43189066
>cuban accent
>a country filled with niggers
anon what
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>>43189031
And then got fucked in the ass by farmers with no weapons, Spaniards are fucking retarded.
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>>43189154
>ends with a
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>>43189201
t. has no idea what he is talking about

For the entire 17th century they faced several revolts and rebellions from different areas in their Empire that were often supported by the French and English. The Dutch, Portuguese, Basques and Catalans all revolted and were supported by foreign powers interested in weakening Spain.

The 18th century was a line of more failures, the war of the Spanish succession, the seven years war and the American war for independence were all large investments for Spain that had little return. They involved themselves in too many foreign wars which made them ever weaker, but they could have survived the 19th century but things only got worse.

Napoleons invasion essentially ended all hope imo, after that the situation was irreversible. Not only were they under French rule but the defeat triggered a new wave of several civil wars, the weakened Spain in Europe gave rise to several ambitious leaders in the New World to rise up and begin their own revolts.


None of these people were farmers armed with nothing, they were organised revolts often supported by other great powers.


t. not even a Spainboo, actually a Bongboo
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>alpha
Latin. If someone looks at you funny, throw a pilum at the prick.
>beta
Spanish. Spanish sounds like Latin's faggy cousin who took hormone blockers for a few too many years.
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>alpha
french, cucked the world and still resists vocabulary changes
>beta
english, a rapebaby of germcuck mother and BLACK french bull
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>>43188664
Why would a homograph from English be relevant?
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>>43188371
> Alpha
Arabic, Russian, and German
> Beta
French, Spanish, Italian, and any Asian
> Best
English
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>Alpha
English. Language of the greatest and largest empire in history. Lingua franca of the world today

>Beta
German. Eternal destroyers of Europe. The only things the bitter kraut feels is envy and aggression. Get BTFO everytime they start shit.
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>>43188371
>Spanish
>beta
>implying Spanish
lmaoing rn nigga I could make your oneitis vagina quiver by speaking Spanish suave asf. Look at what happened with despacito and white roasties.
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In alpha language I leave it to you guys. But the most beta, to the point of being retarded, is the europe portuguese and braz*lian. Sound so fucking austistic, annoying and dumb. You britbongs and russians should stop making alliance with them and start stealing them without fault.
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>>43189715
>asian

Origigunoly
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>>43188943
Are you (originally) literally fucking retarded?
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>>43190575
Are you? The German and Scandinavian languages and people are distant cousins but they are different languages and people, north Germanic and west Germanic languages are not interchangeable. The history of both groups has been separate for centuries as well.

Vikings were of Scandinavian origins and not German origin.


TL;DR
Modern Scandinavians and Germans have Germanic origins but that doesn't mean they are all German.
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>>43188371
>alpha
sanskrit
>beta
latin, literally got cucked by like 9 different languages

meanwhile, sanskrit hasn't changed in over 2000 years, the truly chad language
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>>43189201
Imagine being this ignorant
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>>43189031
>be spanish
>die from the sniffles
cool ethnicity
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>>43189631
French, especially Quebecois has a lot of Enlgish loanwords such as "week-end" or "chum".
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>most alpha
Latin
>most beta
Japanese
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>Alpha dialects
Ligurian/gallo etruscan, Sicilian, Maltese, Basque, WestPhalian(Around dusseldorf) Tyrolean(Austrian/Italo), West County Welsh(scrump).
>Beta Dialects
Cockney, Strine(Overly aussie slang),Southern aka dixie line drawl,Guernsean, Alsatian german, Yooper speak, afrikans.
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>>43193986
>southern accent
>beta
nice meme
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I don't know about alpha or beta but Japanese is the cutest language.
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>>43188371
To be fair Spain has Ezio Auditore da Firenze going for them.



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