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Writing assignment: write a long greentext story (15 lines or so)about how this pic mightve happened
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>>46105879
>guy gets drunk
>shits on seat

I'll accept my pulitzer now
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>>46105901
My little bro sent me this, this is in a middle school where nobody drinks
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>>46105879
>2 am
>need to use bathroom
>closest place is ghetto-ass bar
>say fuck it and go inside
>see pic related
>years of dwelling on this shithole site has made me an /absolute degenerate/
>boner is rock hard in my pants
>pick up shit and start smearing it all over my face
>pure ecstasy
>pull my pants down and start shoving shit into my already soiled pampers diaper that I have been wearing for two months straight
>get completely naked save for my diapey and use thethe shit to give myself a full on shit bath
>still have to pee so open diaper a little so I can see the tip of my rock hard clitty
>start peeing up into my face and lapping up my yummy lemonade x3
>cum while doing this and give myself a milk mustache hehe
>horniness wears off
>realize im fucked
>devise a plan
>smear the rest of shit all over myself and disguise myself as Tyrone Watermelon
>leave bathroom and none of the niggers suspect a thang
>before I leave I get some malt liquor and give the bar nigger a poopy dollar bill
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>>46105879
>in high school
>fourteen or 15 probably
>your typical teenager, plays video games n shit
>one night, after school on a friday, we go back to mine
>unfortunately for my parents, they're out of town
>disasterbrewing.jpg
>oliver, one of my freinds, was a mdcunt
>never washed or brushed his teeth
>totally disgusting, but he was 15
>roll up to mine at about 7:30pm after being out on the town for a while
>every one of us looked like shit at that point
>prettynormaltbqh.webm
>luckily, i lived on the outskirts of town then, so making too much noise wouldnt be a problem
>yogi bear was also hilarious to us then, so we screamed that for a while
>"yooooooooooooooooooooogi bear! yoooooooooooooooooogi bear!
>obviously this is retarded, but we were teenagers
>under the influence of alcohol and drugs, we crashed in my living room
>Robert, my other friend, started screaming that his stomach hurt like shit
>me and oliver just laughed at him
>obviouslybullshit.png
>more time passes and he makes it obvious he isnt bullshitting us
>we take him to the toilet
>it's a fucking tiny, closet like room
>looking at the toilet, he starts projectile vomitting
>laughter is flowing from me and olvier
>"diarhea! i'm going to diarhea everywhere"
>i start freaking out
>equally, it's funny as fuck
>then he turns to me
>orange skinned and quivering
>nearly dying
>in the moment
>gasping for air
>he says
>to me and oliver
read the first letter of each line
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>>46105879
I'm sure you'd love that for your r/4chan screencaps, Reddit. Fuck off.
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>>46105879
Tyrone wanted to bang stacey up the butt she agreed cos she is a whore, she let out a poop by accident as he gaped her ass. Tyrone didn't care and came in her to assert dominance.
make that into 15 lines cuck.
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>>46106256
The amount of plebbitfags coming over here is now enough to make people make accusations. It's like being accused for being a rapist in a shithole country, where you can see why they think you are one because everyone else does it, but at the same time feel kind of bad. I just wanted to get some giggles out of a pic my younger bro sent me and tell him some stories.
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>>46106225
/b/ tier shitpost, but I'll take it
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>>46106225
Haha funny story anon.
It sucked ass. Fuck you.



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