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Chinese century edition
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Is posting a link to the previous thread actually an important thing

Anyways here it is >>46696534
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I'm drunk and wanna cock
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>>46727507
>Chinese century edition
Good thread
I for one welcome our Chinese overlords
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>mfw no croatian bf
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tell me about your best sexual experience i need to cummmm
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>not cropped porn edition
i-it sucks
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>>46727507
>lost weight
>started taking care of myself
>try to be more optimistic
>create a grindr
>actually get DOUBLE DIGIT (11) messages in an entire day instead of the usual 0 in a month I used to get

I-Is this making it?
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>tfw no pro vidya bf
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>>46727733
Grindr is easy. It's also trashy.

Go on tinder, find someone cute, have an actual date.

When you have a bf, you made it.
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>>46727619
>tfw no Balkanite bf
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>it's i want a white bf but only get off to interracial porn where black men fuck small white women/guys episode
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>>46727873
Anon... what is this? owo
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>>46727873
this guy gets it.
you get it.
he gets it.
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>>46727873
post some with guys
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>>46727907
>>46727910
I can't say that I've never flapped to this but come on. It's shameful. Regardless of your opinion on interracial relationships, fetishizing race is wrong.
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>>46727960
>flapped
fucking birds telling me what and what not to do
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>>46727960
>fetishizing race is wrong.

yeah i know, just thinking about my little white body under a big black mans.... it is so wrong
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>>46727975
I bet you thought this was really funny.
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>>46728071
You're going to make some unlucky man into a cuck some day anon.

god i wish it was me
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>>46727960
Just post the porn you baby
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>>46727507
How does he get out of there?
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One day we shall be together.
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>>46728073
you can bet and you can lose. what would i win though?
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>>46728143
he shoved em up his butthole
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>>46728115
i would love to hold my white bf's hand while getting destroyed by bbc
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>tfw all these retards are going to get aids
Enjoy being sluts until gay death gets you.
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>>46728131
maybe we could- you know...make some porn on our own
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>>46727733
Did you get anyone you found attractive? I get at least ten messages a month, all from guys who do nothing from me.
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>>46728252
>sluting out for others
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>>46728302
gotcha, we'll do it behind closed doors
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>>46728335
>implying we aren't both afraid of emotional intimacy
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I guess they didn't bring it home.
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>>46728606
At least now I get to stop caring about football
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>>46728619
>losing interest in WC because your team lost
pathetic
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what are you up to everyone?
my brother is watching the new magic school bus reboot and one of the episodes has ms. frizz turning the kids into dinosaurs and then covering them with sediment to eventually turn them into fossils.

what are you doing?
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>>46728649
Why else would I watch, anon? Football doesn't interest my by default, this was an exception.
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>>46728619
>caring about football
>calling yourself a robot
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>>46728677
I generally don't, this was just kind of fun
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How do you apologise to someone for betraying their trust in you.

I'm literally autistic so I don't know what to do to say sorry to my bf.
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>>46728071
I have a big (chubby) black bf.
I love him because he's him, not his skin colour.
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>>46728650
Eating a lunchable and playing fighting games
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>>46728699
You win this time, ill be watching you.
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>>46728677
I only watched it because Croatia isn't really that relevant, it was nice to see them win.
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>>46728700
suck his cock harder
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>>46728754
Promise, anon, I won't even watch the third place match
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>>46728650
Spicy chicken flavored yakisoba (Maruchan) instant noodles and the latest episode of WarOwl's Solo Queue to Global Elite.

Also the north american FaceIt minors on twitch.
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>>46728783
No anon, I need help at how to deal with emotions because I struggle to understand.
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>>46728805
>twitch
don't you know there's an amazon boycott
or something
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>tfw no fat american bf
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>>46728844
I don't know that. Why are people boycotting Amazon? Did they leak info about all the dirty stuff on my wishlist or something?
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>>46728650
just plaing some quake champions
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>>46728948
we all know about your dildo list anon. i think it has something to do with worker conditions/wages.
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>>46728982
Why is everyone so ugly in this game?
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>>46728650
okay, now post the uncropped version
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>tfw not attracted to w*men, but because I repressed hard while I was a teen, I can only get off to straight porn
Anyone else have this problem?
>Inb4 prison
No, irl I'm very attracted to guys. It's just something about the porn itself, I think.

Pls send help
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>>46728999
Those amazon warehouse jobs seem pretty tough. On the upside, they'll be automated in a few years. Or maybe that's a downside since then the workers won't have jobs at all...
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>>46729029

>>46729191
can you get off to guys solo?
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>>46729191
Maybe youre just bi?
>not origig
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>tfw kissed my first bf last week
r8 my life. going pretty strong, he can't stop texting me. feels safe around me
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>>46729293
How the fuck would i know, never had a bf.
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>>46729210
i saw something about a protest march? i should really pay attention to these things.
>>46729293
4/10
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>>46729000
Why not? It fits the setting.
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>>46729351
>Bj making weird noises fits the setting
At least they couldve made 1-2 basic soldier looking characters with helmets instead of this memes.
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>>46729191
the only people who complain about "prison gays" are bearded ex-twink homothots who are mad that no one finds them attractive anymore
you shouldn't care about anything they say because whatever it is, the rainbow emoji is implicit
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>>46729497
>the only people who complain about "prison gays" are bearded ex-twink homothots
lol
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>>46729499
my brother used to complain about the corn chip smell i used to have
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>>46729523
"lol" as in lol or lol as in you don't believe me
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>>46729558
it called "switching your socks instead of wearing the same ones everyday" anon, and we all learn how to do it eventually
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>>46729217
Yeah, and certain gay stuff, just really specific things, though

>>46729239
I mean, I'm attracted to feminine features, but vaginas look like a fucking Lovecraftian horror

>>46729497
Thanks my guy
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i'm having a hard time deciding if i should wear my glasses regularly.
i don't wanna look like a nerd, but glasses make me look my age.
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>>46729756
nerds are cute, wear glasses ya fukin' nerd
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>>46729756
wear glasses, they're very cute!
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>tfw you're a big boy cry baby on the inside
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>>46729770
>>46729832
alright i'll put em on, but i'll be pouting the entire time
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>>46729924
Iovely
orig
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>>46729924
Don't make me bully you anon.
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>>46727507
>GASS
>GASS
>GASS
GASS it all the way. Oh what fun it is to kill faggots all the way. YAY
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>>46729924
There's nothing wrong with wearing glasses megane-kun.
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I miss kryst, in a stockholm syndrome way I mean.
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>>46730095
my ears hurt if i wear headphones with em and i think they make me look nerdy and that's not the archetype i wanna fill
but i do like being able to see clearly
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>>46729217
That looks a lot like my dick
Wow, its weirding me out actually
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>>46730156
Did Nap get him?
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>>46730168
You could wear contacts then or get fit and you will be a cool nerd. Not wearing anything might make you get headaches.
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>>46730234
>You could wear contacts
i was thinking of getting colored contacts even.
but i wondered if that'd be disappointing to people if i'd ever take em out, like wearing make-up or insole lifts
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>>46730296
What colour are your eyes naturally?
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>>46730346
Probably brown.

Disgusting desu.
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>>46730296
Wear what would make you satisfied and be most comfortable.
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>>46730383
screw you, desu
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asking here because my thread got no replies

Straightfag here, Ideally what exactly do I need to become a dom for sissybois? In my ideal scenraio I'd keep him in chastity while he'd introduce me to her female friends to whom I would have sex with. (Maybe i'd let him watch) Now of course I would buy him clothes and makeup to keep him looking cute aswell.

So basically do I need to have money, be /fit/, dress well? or is a dominant personality enough

It'd be honestly a win-win for everyone, I'd get to sponsor his faggotry and I'd get easy pussy because women love to see men dominate other men.
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>>46730383
>probably
Are you any of these beauties which have heterochromatic eyes?
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>>46730221
>That looks a lot like my dick
let me be the judge of that
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>"Colonel Sanders called blacks n-----s," he said, complaining that Sanders had never received backlash, according to Forbes. The parent company of KFC did not immediately answer a request for comment.
>Forbes also reported that Schnatter recalled growing up in Indiana, where he said people used to drag black people from their trucks until they died

What the literal fuck is wrong with this d00d
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>>46730594
Who cares? American drama is lame.
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>>46727507
You faggots need to kill yourselves ASAP you pozzed fucking cunt I hate you all burn in hell you degenrates
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>>46730435
I'm secretly kind of jealous, dark eyes act like natural sunglasses. Mine are really sensitive to light.

>>46730489
No sorry I'm not the anon you were originally asking. I have blue eyes and don't wear glasses.
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>>46730653
oh it's just you.
i think you're gonna have me beat for the "amount of time posted dick on r9gay" award
>>46730346
just to be clear yeah my eyes are indeed brown
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>>46730691
Would be rare for black having other
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>>46730691
I mean if people ask for it every single time I have a query about size related discussion...

Im deleting it now tho
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>>46730722
i dunno. my classmate has really pretty green-brown eyes and my other classmate had grey eyes and his parents are both black/jamaican. also screw you for remembering
>>46730729
i wasn't trying to shame you, i'm sorry. i'm just jealous of your house is all.
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>>46730754
Atleast it wasn't about the socks are you also the race play one??
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>>46730754
> i'm just jealous of your house is all
Is that supposed to be code for my wiener or are you actually talking about my house?
A lot of people actually say it looks horrible when they see the pic haha
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I joined my university's LGBT organization to get with a boy and it was the biggest mistake of my life. There are so many trannys and they all fucking hate me.

How the fuck do I make these people not despise me? Is there some secret?
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>>46730813
i did talk about raceplay but it was only once, and i was joking around, honest.
>>46730848
i dunno, i remember hearing someone say they liked it. in another thread a while ago.
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>>46730886
it doesnt matter if people dont like you anon, just dont associate with the ones that dont
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>>46730886
Why do they hate you?

Is it just one of those things?
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>>46730970
I don't know. I try to be nice. I get I'm somewhat cold but I have my boundaries. I don't talk about their appearance, I don't question any of their decisions, all I do is try to be polite and have normal small talk if it seems like that's what they want to do. What I got in return was literally all of them refusing to talk to me at all and a few of them passive-aggressively questioning and judging things that I say to the group.

I swear I tried to be nice.
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>>46731009
I reckon it will either be that you are a white male and they believe that white gays are not an oppressed class anymore (I see this one a lot).

Or the less likely but still possible option which is that you are a cutie, you have small hands/feet/shoulders etc and they are jealous because you would pass better without trying than they do with all the life altering effort.
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>>46731118
>tfw white, male, and small and you didn't even consider these possibilities

If either of those are true all it does is force my opinion on trans people further down the drain.
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>>46731202
They are both definitely possible, I have spent plenty of time when I was younger and far less comfortable in my masculinity hanging around plenty of trannies, both online and irl. I am pretty familiar with their types by now. Basically the only category of tranny that I couldnt explain the hostility from would be the deeply narcissistic ex-military ones, but if every other category dislikes you then they probably just went with the consensus.
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>>46731310
The guy I'm in there for said that they're definitely pretty cliquey and have caused problems a few times since he's been there. A few of them seem like they would be really funny or nice but they just blocked me off. It kind of kills the whole deal because other than the officers they're at stuff more than almost everyone.
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>>46730943
On /r9gay/?
Highly doubt it
I have posted it at most 2 times here (and 1 of those was in the /trash/ incident
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>>46731388
Maybe you should make time to hang out with this boy outside of the organisation, I think it isnt worth the effort. As a bonus tip, they will literally never change their minds on you, trannies are obstinate to a fault (gee, wonder why).
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>>46731423
not on r9gay, but like a few days ago in that cocklust thread i was complaining how no one was posting dicks lol and you posted an imgur link and someone was like "sweet apartment" or something.
i dunno.
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>>46731445
I'm trying. He's a very busy person. He really overbooked his summer and left no time for me like we're even in a relationship or anything qq so I'm having to make due with what I can get. He's such an over achiever. I also figured that getting involved with something he's in would make it easier if that wasn't clear. I'm not really the best socially. I was just hoping to take an easier route.

I was really hoping that I could get along with them and maybe he would be impressed with how good I am about accepting them. Oh well.
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>>46731609
Why do things you would rather not do to impress boys? It seems the two of you were friends before this, maybe you should work out why.
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>>46731799
Because I'm lonely and he's wonderful
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>>46731817
Has he reciprocated your crush at all?
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>>46731869
He likes to sit with me when things quiet down and we've gone to lunch together a few times at longer events. I'm trying to convince myself that he's so busy that he thinks that starting a relationship is a bad idea and not that I'm too much of a pessimistic loser for to be interested.
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>>46731910
Going to lunch together is one of those things that could very easily be interpreted either way based on whether or not he is aware of your crush (he probably is). Maybe dont have all your hopes riding on this one guy anon, there are a lot of wonderful men out there. I wish you the best regardless.
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What would you do if your bf made a self-deprecating joke about killing himself? He's never done it before in the year you've known him and doesn't normally joke about serious topics like that.

What if he kept doing it? At what point would you become concerned? If you asked about it but he deflected the question and changed the topic would you drop it or would you keep pushing?

Asking for a friend.
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>>46732079
It means he isnt joking, duh. Something I learnt by hanging around normies is that only suicidal people joke about suicide. You know him better than I do, so you probably know the best way to go ahead already, but if you really want a pointer try sitting him down somewhere private and having a heart to heart. If he really refuses to open up to you, you should try to be supportive (but not stifling).
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>>46730691
>amount of time posted dick on r9gay
I haven't seen any dicks on here
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>>46732429
P-posters' dicks i mean
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>>46732079
>What would you do if your bf made a self-deprecating joke about killing himself?
I'd be happy because I'd have a bf
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>>46732149
>only suicidal people joke about suicide
Shit, I sat and thought about this for a minute and realized that you're correct. I can't believe I hadn't noticed this before
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100+ replies and tripfag isn't here yet.
Thank lord.
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It seems im never going to make it, whats the best way for becoming dead once i get too lonely?
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there's no way he likes me, why do i have to get so obsessive..
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>>46732904
Bugchasing then suicide by having someone sneeze on you
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>>46732924
Im going to die as a virgin, i dont like being a slut besides i doubt anyone would want to fuck me lol. Also forgot to add i cant get a gun so it has to be something else.
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>>46732079
My friend is ambiguously suicidal and makes jokes about suicide or about how empty he feels inside.
I noticed that although he frequently socialises, he still keeps safe emotional distance and avoids emotional subjects.
He had pretty hard childhood and I worry about him, but I don't know how to approach him about that.
>>46732626
It's pretty common defence mechanism. I tend to be funniest person in the room, when I'm most sad or broken inside. On the contrary when I'm at ease I'm pretty calm and unemotional.
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>tfw no cute irish bf to make me smell his potato-nigger feet
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>tfw no robot bf because everyone is a normalfag
HELL YEAH
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what do you guys wanna talk about, hit me with any topic
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>>46733263
Why we are not dating yet
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>>46733263
ever wondered what human flesh tastes like?
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>>46733263
Why wont you move r9gay to soc?
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>>46733263
Any classic/fags/ here?
https://youtu.be/5UCM1hDFYUo
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>>46733302
Yeah
>tfw no bf to cuddle whilst sitting through a full performance of Prince Igor
The Polovtsian Dances are transcendent.
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>>46733279
we don't know anything about each other, and i don't think you'd like me
>>46733294
when i was a little kid i used to like the palm of my hand, does that count?
>>46733295
people from here don't like soc, and don't forget the r9k-ness of the thread
>>46733302
you used me to plug your interests? i'm upset
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>>46733356
Why would I dislike you, anon?
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>>46733356
but from what ive seen over months, this thread is 90% normalfags
why keep it here when it would work better for you on soc?
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>>46733411
what would work better? this thread is tied to the board, and doesn't have a goal.
>>46733374
because i'm abrasive and rude
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>>46733472
>tied to the board
but most of the posts are soc tier
this general doesnt belong in here and you can still larp as robots on soc
i dont understand why do you insist on tormenting robots that have been lonely for their whole lives by talking about your bfs, friends and normal lifes
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>dont feel like going to gym
>dont feel like sitting at home doing nothing
someone send help
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>>46733356
I'm sorry if you feel put out. I was listening to it at the moment and thought i would try to move this thread forward.
>>46733341
Why are "I want" villian's arias the best?
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>>46733533
It's only /soc/-tier because the yaoiposters and cuteboys are sleeping. Not every thread can be a winner.
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>>46733533
if the thread was moved to soc then eventually a new gay thread would be made here on /r9k/
unless you're asking for a thread on soc to be made as to bait people to go there, or something, i don't think "moving to /soc/" makes any sense
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>>46733575
I think it is kinda satisfying to just wallow in vice for a little while, and any sort of villainous aria scratches that itch. Sorta the same feel as the occasional night where I just do not shower, play video games until 2am, fap and collapse into bed. I would feel like shit if I did it nightly, but as a treat it feels great. I have nothing to back this up, but I also think villains just tend to be written with a clearer sense of style and motivation than a lot of other characters.
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>>46733732
I'm unsure if villains are written better (well it depends on opera) but i think that arias that emphasise unachievable in normal ways goals are what gives villains that "ding" . It's more about that inner desire to go out and do something important and big no matter consequences. It also helps that operas are traditionally over the top and villains are most suitable to maniacal gloating.
I'm going to post last piece and go to sleep. I don't know where is Anon that usually wished everyone good sleep, but i would like to tell everyone here good night and go to sleep.
Take care Anons.
https://youtu.be/-4tBm48K6_Q
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what dating apps do you use gayfriends?
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>>46734137
All that I know of are only frequented by homos looking for a quick lay. OKcupid may be slightly better I suppose, but I wouldn't recommend any app.
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>>46734137
r9k is my favourite
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all my efforts down the drain
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>>46734375
What happened friend?

Why so much efforts?
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>>46714882
I'm quite skeletal and don't eat much, but I'll gladly cook for you bb
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>>46734190
>OKcupid may be slightly better I suppose, but I wouldn't recommend any app.

then what do you recommend?
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>>46734990
go into your college's library wearing an "I'm gay" shirt and wait
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Post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C62pfncT9pg
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>>46734779
But that is perfect anon, skeletal boys are qt. Pls be in Aus
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>>46735708
sadly no, in northeast US
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>>46735836
You foreign boys sure know how to break my heart. Maybe I gotta attend some local cooking classes, I hear there are plenty of qts there.
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>>46733191
More of this Anon please.
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hey does anyone want to be my bf
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>>46735920
sadly it's one of those tumblr gifs that are all over the internet and no one knows the source
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>11:30 am
>it's soooo nice out
>I really want to go for a nightwalk
>but it's spoopy and dark
>tfw no bf who makes me feel safe during the potentially comfiest hours
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>>46735948
Yes, but only if you are nice and inexperienced.
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>>46735984
I mean pm
I was thinking it was post midnight but it's not
those fuses got crossed
whatever it's just one letter off
really doesn't change the meaning all that much imo
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>>46735987
I qualify for neither
but I am very physically affectionate and attentive, which can give the appearance of being nice?
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>>46736030
Hmmm I'll consider it if you go slow with me, I've literally never been in a relationship.
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>>46736077
Different anon here. How old are you? Also, where are you from?

Dating someone that's inexperienced can be hard, especially if they have baggage which a lot of guys here do.
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>>46736077
okay so what now
I'm not used to taking the lead
I have to make you feel comfy somehow. What makes you comfy?
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whose dick do i have to suck to get good at fighting games?
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>>46736169
your own
the boost to DEX will make you a pro at everything
you will have lightning reflexes and coordination to boot
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>>46736169
Fighting skills are luck based.

You can beat a pro by button mashing.
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>>46736182
you're telling me i have to learn timing and get my lower rib bones removed?
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>>46736235
no man you just have to THINK your lower rib bones are removed
it's all placebo
it's all in your head
believe in yourself and miracles will occur
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i really miss you. really, i do.
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>>46735440
they call me cadillac woman how ? and gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V021qk1u2tU
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>>46736151
19 desu, from sweden
I guess dating someone inexperienced would be hard, but I want to date someone I can relate to.

>>46736165
You don't have to do a lot, just be patient with me.
But cuddling on the couch while watching something would be comfy.
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>>46728860
>no amerimutt in pic
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as everyone has people they can rely on, consistent company, i have no one. my days and nights especially are so lonely. Thanks for reading
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>>46736357
i'd offer my company, but i can't guarantee i'd be here to stay
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>>46736357
do you know what board you're on? oh poor you
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>>46736313
Say it with me now.
SWEDEN YES!

It's a little far from me in the US though.
I'd tell you to have a good night.
But it's morning there. Good morning!
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>>46736397
yes the board of discord servers
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>>46736357
True robots don't interacting with anyone regularly if at all anon. So you're not alone in that respect. Sadly most people here are normans.
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>>46736411
Ahh but im not in Sweden right now. Actually in America
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have you ever smelled another guy's feet?
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>>46736538
Once when I was a kid I was sleeping with my friend and his feet where at my head. I turned over in my sleep and got his toe in my mouth.

After that feet have never been appealing.
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>>46736538
yes but i'm not gonna elaborate just to blue ball you
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>>46736538
no, hopefully I'll experience sniffing my future bf's boifeet
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>>46736580
why do i keep choosing the wrong picture
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>>46736500
You again, California.
To be fair it's the gayest state.
Still, very disappointing.
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>>46736593
because you're a dirty phoneposter
>1515049364976
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>>46728860
>tfw no skinny euro bf
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>>46736658
i don't understand, that's the filename it saves under i don't bother changing it
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>>46736729
phoneposters can't change the filename, most people I'd assume change the names for organisation or for humour to increase the quality of posting
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>>46736623
Hello again. And yeah I guess Cali is about as gay as Sweden
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>>46736813
nope, i'm not good at coming up with punchlines.
and i at least know how to change the filename on my phone if i really wanted
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gaynons, post your TOP THREE favorite parts of a boy bod
hardmode: no junk or butt
>3. calves
>2. shoulders
>1. back and traps
not discounting a good lookin peen or butt, however
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>>46736907
>thighs (thin)
>tummy
>soles
no particular order
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>>46736907
Belly
Pecs
Forearms
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>>46736907
1. uh..face.
2. junk, because i play games on normal difficulty.
3. i guess the hands?
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>>46736946
>thighs (thin)

who the fuck doesn't like thicc thighs
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>>46736907
their personality and their lips
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Where are my real life anime thinbois (with an "i" not a "y"), with moppy hair and minimal facial features!?
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>>46737068
what are you, straight?
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I am drunker than I ever have been in my life. Ama or some fucking bullshit idk I'm so good goddamn drunk I literally don't even know what's going on if someone wants to take advantage of me, know is most certainly the time
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>>46737120
are you having a good time anonn?
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>>46737120
how wide is your butthole? in meters for those non-american gays
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>>46737112
figured it was you, sticc anon

are you thin irl
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>>46727507
https://youtu.be/Ure3za0pZ40
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>>46734680
oh, i was upset that i came in my pants while edging pfft
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>>46727975
Kekle me shekles
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>>46736907
1. Butt
2. Tummy
3. Neck
easily ranked
Also is being inexperienced a good or bad thing? I feel like I've shot myself in the foot because I'm 26 and I've only been with one girl. She was my girlfriend but she asked me out, it's not like I was chasing girls. It was high school and it was just easier not making waves.
Now I've got my own place and independence, but dating's intimidating, especially if haven't socialized much and usually spent your time at work.
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>>46733732
Define aira for me, please. I'm too drunk, and Google isn't cutting it

GODDAMN cqpthas. They're just aw bad fit drunk period a s they are for robktz
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>>46736907
>weight
>height
>face
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>>46737423
>le epic drunkposter

please stop
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>>46737423
An aria is a song in an opera for a solo voice plus the accompanying orchestra. La Donna e Mobile or the Habanera are some arias you might know through osmosis.

Why are you drinking anon?
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the boy i like and i always spend a lot of the time winding each other up. i can't tell if it's genuinely malicious or not but he doesn't seem interested in wanting to talk to other people, he only ever really talks to me.

though we had a conversation today and it was really heartfelt and genuine and i've been in a good mood since.

how's your night going, anons?
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>>46737500
you care about height more than face?
what are ya, a woman?
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>>46736907
But I love every part of a boy bod, it would be rude to play favourites. Suffice it to say I would kiss every inch of a qt if any actually lived near me.
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The pain of knowing I'll never have an anime bf never falters.
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Oh no I thus up people think o I'm a light weight now
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>>46737648
Would a 2d even want you were it possible though? Why would they settle for 3d trash after all.
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>>46737607
>tfw boy you are attracted to has got bland personality and you don't mesh at all

he's gorgeous and I know he wants sum dick but I can't stand conversing with him at all
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>>46737691
If I had my way maybe I'd be an anime boy, and then they'd want me.
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>>46737714
I'm not sure anon that seems optimistic.
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>>46736907
>3. neck/shoulders
>2. tum tum
>1. cute face, of course
>>46737084
How do you like your lips, anon? Just curious, I don't hear it specified much
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>>46737694
Then stop trying to chat to him and give him some dick
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>>46737756
thick. not extremely thick, but thick and beautiful.
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>tfw i write songs about imaginary boyfriends on my guitar since i have little else to write about
>i have to take a break bc it bums me out
the agony

>>46736907
FOLLOW UP QUESTION what kind of butt does /r9gay/ prefer on their boys
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>>46737790
I know him irl, he's an old friend I've known since childhood but we've drifted apart so I see him now and again.

I'm also a virginfag who wants my first time to be with someone I'm comfortable with
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>>46737876
are there more than the two: flat butt or round one?
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>>46737876
post songs fag
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>>46737876
I like my butts to be slim (like the rest of the boy) with just enough fat there for me to grab it properly.
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>>46737890
You are uncomfortable around a childhood friend? Maybe you have some serious hangups you need addressed anon.
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>>46737749
i know, but optimism is all i have, especially when it's about my fantasy of having the perfect love.
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>>46737912
muscley butts, plump butts, square, soft, firm. there are plenty of options
>>46737913
would yall rather hear
>the catchy one people think is comfy and cute and slightly sad
>the really sad one that i like the most but other people don't like as much
>an unfinished wip song that's p neat
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>>46737966
I doubt such a thing could exist even if 2d were real and you were 2d. The only redeeming fact is that it is idealized. such things when brought into reality would not stay that way.
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>>46737983
catchy one, I make simple little melodies on my guitar and I really like a nice ear worm
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>>46737998
if I was 2D then it wouldnt be reality
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>>46737808
Thank you for the answer. I've been trying to figure out what makes lips especially "kissable" (since that's what I've been trying to shoot for) but there aren't any references, at least that I know of, so it just feels like I'm winging it. Just trying to take good care of what I've got and hopefully someone will like it.
>>46737876
I like boys with a little bit of a butt - not a huge one, or even a big one, but I guess >>46737932
kinda summed it up.
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>>46738015
I guess. I figured it'd just be similar to this reality but 2d for aesthetics. I don't know though anon the optimism seems like a negative and more like setting yourself up for disappointment more than anything. Unless you learn lucid dreaming or some similar meme maybe.
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>>46737958
Well childhood friend that I mainly saw through other friends, and once we got out of school we didn't really keep up contact. He's been successful and social and I've been, well...me.

Though I do have weird intimacy issues which is the main reason I don't just jump him.
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>>46738011
u want a fresh performance for vocaroo or just the bandcamp link
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>>46738027
Doing something to your lips usually makes them uglier.

>>46738045
Anime boys are so over the top, it is adorable
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>>46738123
whichever you think would sound better
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>>46738128
Oh, trust me, I'm not trying to "do" anything to my lips aside from taking better care of them (drinking more water, using lip balm more frequently, exfoliating, etc) to get them to look nicer. Trying to make them bigger artificially or anything does usually result in them looking worse, I'm with you there.
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>>46738243
Don't listen to him anon, I have plenty of ideas for what you could do with your lips.
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>>46738200
https://dorko-ultimatum.bandcamp.com/track/no-one-and-only-demo-2-5-13-18
caution i accidently mixed the vocals super fucking loud so keep it a reasonable volume
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>>46738243
I hope your lips look full and nice in the future, then. Good luck.
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>>46738273
Thank you anon, I appreciate you saying that. I won't let you down!
>>46738253
Now anon, this isn't gonna be lewd, is it? I'm expecting legitimate tips for improving here.
>>46738266
This sounds really great, thank you for sharing! You have a really nice voice, anon, I could listen to it forever.
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anyone else still play minecraft
i hop on every once and a while just to calm down
it's one of my favorite games
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>>46738399
that's super amazingly kind of you to say! i'm glad it's cozy even if the lyrics are a touch sad
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>>46738399
dont matter none to me, letting me down, not letting me down
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>>46738417
that's a nice back anon

got any more?
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>>46738456
hell yea i'm this anon >>46736907 so backs are sorta the hottest things for me
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>>46738417
Yeah, every now and then I get the craving to build a comfy cabin in some snowy/rainy biome, and then slowly expand it out into a comfy mansion.
My last one was with the technic pack, it was really top tier comf. Got a perfect snowy spot on the side of a mountain next to a lake that gave me a view of the sunset. Built a whole bunch of little useless touches like tiny gardens with benches in the cliffside, or a little restaurant, or an office out by the lakeside.
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>>46738546
fuggg I think you've converted me anon

here's a nice dante in exchange
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>>46738439
Hey, sad lyrics aren't really anything to complain about a lot of the time. Had a nice melody, too, kinda reminded me of an Elliott Smith tune, maybe. It's really good is what I'm trying to say, basically.
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>>46738584
>reminds me of an elliott smith tune
gah, the jig is up, you caught me
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>>46738569
>giant man-back hunched over you in missionary position, thrusting his weight on you
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>>46738742
Aha, well in that case, I'm sure you can assume that I meant that as a big compliment, cause I did. He had a knack for writing really great tunes and hearing that in others' work makes me like it even more.
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>>46739031
>tfw you will never show anyone your tracks before you die so you don't lessen their impact

I mean, they're not very good on their own but being dead and having someone listen back to them might make them somewhat passable
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>>46737165
Yes but I threw up and called my mother and said she was a bitch lmao

>>46737214
Haha very funny. Currently 0.00m you cunt
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>>46739031
when do i get my mail-order shiro as a reward for writing an ok jingaling
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>Still no Ryuji bf

sigh
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>>46737562
Fugg off I'm not responsible for my actions
I'm phone posting, too :^))))) suck my cock

>>46737604
Thank you
And because everyone around me is drinking, so I kinda had to. Done throwing up now, WEW
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>>46737623
Who said they were in order?
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>>46738417
>minecraft in 2018
no i dont
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>>46739229
Unfortunately we're out of 2d bfs at the moment due to high demand. If you accept 3d bfs I might be able to find one for you. Otherwise you'll have to wait until our next shipment arrives. Sorry for the inconvenience!
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>>46739242
>suck my cock

gladly
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>>46739319
Don't you bully me that's just plain rude
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>tfw couldnt fall asleep and only slept for 2-3 hours
im dying
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>no sheltered and abused bf
>ywn make him feel better about himself
>ywn make him feel wanted and loved
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gotta respect a character simultaneously cute cuddlepal and beefy-top worthy

>>46739261
you clearly haven't heard the news that minecraft became so uber-popular that it circled back around to being a cute little niche community game again
>>46739278
shoot this happens every time
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>>46739357
>simultaneously cute cuddlepal and beefy-top worthy

when is this not the case?
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>tfw no pervy twink bf to cop a feel of my shoulders or butt every time I walk past him
Is it worth having gains if you don't have anyone to mire them?
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>>46737562
I don't know why I'm replying again, but I actually feel bad. I'm sorry if I upset you. I'm genuinely plastered, and I haven't been in quite some time. It certainly wasn't my intention to upset you, and I'm sorry if I did
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>>46739357
Minecraft has been dead for years lol. Milions of 12 year olds playing it dont count, besides they all play fartnite now.
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>>46739349
How can you make someone feel better and loved if you don't love yourself?
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>>46739369
not everyone is gifted with the beef. not everyone wants to commit to the beef. i understand. only a few people can be fit like a god, otherwise it wouldn't be as special and fun to stare at <3
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>>46739453
Hey, I still play it, even if it's for cripplingly autistic reasons >>46738548
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>>46739440
It's fine, not much affects me. You're just a lonely drunk, as most tend to be.
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>>46739495
you're post implied you're typically either one or the other

as if there are some beefy guys who AREN'T cuddlepals
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>>46739502
No excuses to play minecraft in 2018 unless youre a child, autists have better things to do than that.
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>>46739571
I absolutely do have better things to do, doesn't mean I wanna do them
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>>46739615
So youre just a retard? Well at least its better than being a incel or trap faggot.
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>>46739560
i will have to take your word on it
i have yet to cuddle a man in my years
it sounds super super nice
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>>46739640
If you don't like retards, incels, or traps, why are you on r9k?
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>>46739707
Because im a robot? Why else would i come here to this cesspool?
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>>46739660
why not just find a beefy bf and cuddle him, they're pretty much everywhere
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>>46739766
>just get a bf
>just get a beefy fit bf
oh you make it seem so easy

in all seriousness i've tried tinder but i couldn't really connect with any of the peopld there. they all were suuuuper normie kiddos. and like the 3 people in multiple months i actually thought were hot ghosted me or backed out of a date last second
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>when i guy under 6 feet thinks he's a top
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>>46739868
>when a guy under 5'6 thinks he's a top
Short tops are a treasure and I won't let you bully then
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>>46739838
there's plenty of fit boys on here, and plenty of gay boys on fit, just take your pick

did you try messaging the guy who backed out later to see if he was still interested? there might've been a legit reason to drop it
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>>46739908
you just need a dicking from a real and and you'll forget all about some manlet.
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>>46738417
i love minecraft! i play on an r9k server, which is shilled sometimes. can't wait for 1.13 to come out
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ded fucking general
>tfw no chad roman bf
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are the euros not awake yet? get up.
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>>46740661
Theyre probably busy being normalfags. I hate you faggots.
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>>46740567
i heard this game is good now, to bad it was so shit when it launched that i played the beta and nope'd the fuck out.
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>>46740713
>game is good now
So whats the problem? It will probably end like r6s.
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>>46740750
>tfw ill be a neet forever
no bfs for me
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>>46740733
a game should be good at launch, i wont reward a dev who releases a half ass'd game then takes a year to make it playable.
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>>46740784
It was literally free for a week for everyone so i dont understand.
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>>46740784
i missed out on that week my man.
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>>46736907
>Face
>Feet
>Chest
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>>46736907
>lips
>hips
>thighs
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>>46741313
a man after my own heart

original
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>>46736907
>chest
>abdomen
>shoulders
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>>46736907
face
hair
stomach
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I don't have much to say, but what would you do if you woke up next to a cute boy? Would you kiss his entire body?
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>>46741845
I'd pinch myself, because I'd clearly still be dreaming.
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>>46736907
1. Neck and ears
2. Right nipple
3. Back
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>>46741845
No I'd possible wrap my arms around and embrace him then fall asleep again. Or get up without waking him and make us breakfast.
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>Been posting in this general for months
>still no bf

what the fuck, i've done all i can do...
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>>46740750
>tfw no working class bf to provide for with family's money
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>>46742732
Where do you live? I could potentially become your bf.
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>>46742732
Same, i might just try using tinder to find a gf because i dont want to get aids from random gayos.
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>>46742777
>>46742778
im just memeing, i have not made any effort to get a bf.
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>>46742732
>been posting in this general for days
>still no bf

I'm running up against a wall here too anon. Maybe we just date each other.
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gonna eat a light healthy breakfast and then go for a jog, see you guys in a bit.
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>>46742789
My question still stands. I could be your bf if you live close to me.
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>>46742812
how do you know we even have anything in common, or would even like each other at all?
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>>46742810
Enjoy it anon, do you jog regularly?
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>>46742797
Stop being boring and be a normie wala you have bf now.
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>>46742840
>wala
Is this meant to be voila or something else entirely? Besides, I'm not boring, I'm just only interesting to neets.
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>>46742857
Its a meme from a image about some ameritard trying to cook water and he added wa la at the end so basically voila.
>interesting to neets
Could you explain?
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>>46742872
>trying to cook water
You might have to post this one anon, it sounds funny and without the context this is just getting more confusing. I'm only interesting to neets because I am a mostly boring person by normie standards (don't go out much, don't have a romantic life), but by neet standards I can come across as a functional human being (have hobbies, aspirations, exercise regularly).
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Holy shit I'm so lonely
and also hungry

Someone post some lonely suicide fuel
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>>46742931
Ill look for the image but i cant promise anything also i think neets dont like people with normalfag hobbies even if youre asocial.
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>>46742949
I don't have normalfag hobbies, it's mostly autistic homebody stuff. Don't worry about the image anon, if it's not to hand it doesn't matter.
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>>46742828
You cannot discern this from text, we'd have to talk.
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>>46742968
What kind of homebody stuff? And believe me neets dont like people who tryhard irl too much no matter what theyre doing, its hard to explain. Still shouldnt be hard for you to get a bf if youre a interesting person.
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>>46742984
Think /tg/. Probably the biggest barrier to me getting a bf is living somewhere with a tiny population, so I've met precisely two people from my city on here in years. One tranny and one girl.
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>>46743037
Still luckier than me, meeting someone from my country thats a robot is impossible. I think if you want to find a bf you have to force yourself to socialize, as you can see finding someone here thats at least from the same country is hard.
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>>46743072
Which country are you from anon? You are right though, one of these days I'll probably have to learn how to flirt with qts irl. With that said, I've met plenty of wonderful boys I get along with, they just live nowhere near me. Maybe I could import myself a neet bf instead of ascending to normiehood.
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>>46743072
>tfw you live in a hypersocial southern European shithole where literally everyone is talkative and outgoing with ridiculous social expectations while you are the exact opposite
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>>46743117
I wouldnt do that, neet bfs especially from r9k are scum. Better to get a semi normie introverted bf. Im from east eu, thats all you need to know.
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>>46743172
There's nothing that I can offer to a semi-normie bf. Any normie's expectations would almost certainly exceed what I'm capable of providing.
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>>46743795
Semi normies arent that bad and believe me you wont get a robot bf, theyre too fucking retarded or too slutty.
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>>46743843
Are semi-normies not slutty? Doubtful.
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>>46743894
Have you met any yet to come to this conclusion? Im not talking about failed normalfags but the introverted ones.
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>>46743910
The best among them have fucked at least one stranger from Grindr. All normalfags are subject to social pressure, and hooking up is encouraged for all homosexuals. To be a robot excludes oneself from such social functions, so purity is within the realm of possibility. It is not so for normalfags unless they happen to be religious, closeted or self hating. Those who have adopted the label of homosexual will more often than not fall victim to the vices associated with the identity. It is inconceivable for a functional homosexual not to have hooked up, so even if their intent is initially decent, their association with other normies will inevitably corrupt them through social pressure.
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>>46744085
Well then no bfs for you, most of people that post here arent even robots and personally i think gays are scum.
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>>46744125
Are you not gay yourself? I do not disagree, but I'm hoping that you are not bitrash, which is arguably worse.
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>>46744141
Im bi, i prefer guys romantically and if im a bottom. If i had to top then i think women are better for that. Keep in mind that im a virgin. Havent really talked to any females outside of my family in years.
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>>46744179
I hope you realize that bisexuals are on average MUCH more promiscuous than most homosexuals. Most gays are trash, that much is undeniable, but bisexuals exhibit every homosexual vice multiplied by 10.

I can appreciate that you only view men romantically, though.
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Just got done beating Prey.
Now I'm bored again.
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>>46744206
I understand that, bisluts are gay too. Im just saying that i find gays to be degenerate too much. Havent really talked about bifags because they border on the prison gay area with trap chasers and other garbage.
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>>46744241
Bisexuality is a fetish, specifically androgynous ephebophilia. I wouldn't even say that they are attracted to the same sex, to be entirely honest, but rather to the young male body's resemblance to the female, and in a purely sexual manner devoid of romantic inclinations.
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>>46744304
Not sure about bi people, havent given much thought to that. I think of myself as a gay that could tolerate a female but still i dont really care about them. I like averge men with manly features, its funny to see people talk about cute and feminine men only in here. Kind of defeats the idea of being gay for me.
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>>46744349
I know that feel. Even if I did manage to find a bf through this thread, it'd most likely be a femboy, and I'm not attracted to femininity in any of its forms.
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>>46744349
I have reason to believe that I've spoken to you before by the way. Either yesterday or the day before it, not quite sure.
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>>46744381
Honestly im not even sure if these people are even gay, it sounds like theyre just "gay" because they cant get any women so they have to settle for twink/girly looking robots that are mostly looking for attention. Its okay to not be too much into sex and stuff but im sure that if you loved someone youd want to make them feel good even if it doesnt do much for you. I dont want to be a slut and to fuck with some random person from tinder or grinder but also im slowly getting older and gay death isnt really a meme, i doubt that even if id find a bf he would stay with me for a long time. Nowadays everyone seems to break up after 1-2 years to find someone new, doesnt help that gays are very slutty. But well it doesnt matter as ive said this general is mostly normalfags talking about slut stuff.
>>46744507
Even if you did why would it matter? If you want to make fun of me for being dumb or about my writing then go on. English isnt my first language but i try to be correct gramatically.
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>>46737268
I woke up today at about 119.6 pounds, 5'7. Not necessarily sticc yet but getting there, think I'm on the verge of being underweight now. Still, I weighted more when I was 11. Was like 126 pounds prob about 5'0 when we did the fitness exam that year. I was basically a fat fuck until I was 14, started to lose a lot in my freshman year. I am being threatened by cup noodles right now
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>>46744535
>im slowly getting older and gay death isnt really a meme

What's your age?

>If you want to make fun of me for being dumb or about my writing then go on

On the contrary, I found you quite interesting, if that was indeed you.
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>>46744587
Im 21.
>On the contrary, I found you quite interesting, if that was indeed you.
Not sure if it was me but for sure im not a interesting person.
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>>46744691
>21
Gay death is still far off, but it is admittedly harder to find a decent bf after 24-25. I'd advice you to look for partners between the ages of 19 and 21. I've observed that many within that range have yet to experience degeneracy or delve into the subculture. Their social expectations are naturally high, but they are the only demographic among normies that could be described as safe for a long term relationship.

I'm in southeastern Europe myself by the way, so we may be close.
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>>46744875
I dont want to try with normies, i have trust issues and i feel like they cant be trusted at all. Its a bit better with robots but still to find a real decent robot is impossible for me.
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>>46744923
>find a real decent robot is impossible for me.

How so? I'm assuming that you've had shitty prior experiences with robots. What went wrong in your case?
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>>46745002
Its not entirely their fault, rather im just too bad for them. Everyone wants a femboy, twink or a trap and im not one.
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GIVE ME A BF RIGHT NOW

not original, I know. Just give me one
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>>46745051
What do you look like? Do you take care of your appearance? Are you overweight?
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Last time I saw a strawpoll here a good 40% or so of people in r9gay were bottoms. Why would they only want twinks or traps?
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>>46745141
I look bad, no need to talk about it.
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>he's a bottom
makes no sense
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>>46745174
If you're overweight you should definitely lose weight, but gay dating standards are generally really low. I've seen countless 4/10s with qt bfs. Most homosexuals are too mentally ill to be objective in their understanding of human beauty.
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>>46745251
Id bother with improving myself if i had any hope left but i dont. I come here to insult normalfags and thats probably it.
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>>46745343
You can't be that monstrously ugly. Even if you are, there exist faggots with a fetish for it.
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just got back from my run, day 3 of the quest to become Chad goes well.
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>>46745359
>Even if you are, there exist faggots with a fetish for it.
Maybe they do, havent found any but my search possiblities are limited thanks to me being asocial. Besides theyd drop me once theyd find someone better, its always like that.
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>>46745380
Cardio wont make a chad out of you, though.
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We don't, it's probably prisongay r9k population that contaminates the poll.
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>>46745424
ive been lifting weights too, im tall and i have a big dingus so i've already passed the 2 hardest hurdles to Chadhood.
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>>46727507
>meet cute boy on r9k
>really like him
>he ghosts me
nice
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>>46745660
Good for you, then. Just don't stop til you make it.
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>>46745187
>small circumcised peen
>skinny
>topping
Haha
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>>46746451
how small sempai?
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i miss you M.
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>>46746798
Why would you miss M?
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>>46746798
>Tfw not M

would be nice if he missed me, what wishful thinking.
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>>46746798
iktf desu
i miss someone, too
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I miss myself.
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Anons, write a letter to the /r9gay/ boy that means a lot to you ITT! Keep it anonymous as you can, just put your heart onto the page.

I'll start:
t,
I just want to say that you're a pretty great guy and even though we don't always get along I always laugh at our conversations and would definitely go for a pint with you if we were closer.
Us dating though would be hell-on-earth IMO, even if we were close. We'd be fighting like an old married couple from the first date. might still be worth it though
- s
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>>46746451
that makes it all the more hotter
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>>46746558
Like about 4.5 inch erect. It'd probably look so much better if half of it wasn't cut off at birth.
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>>46747222
im not gonna do initials, but

PLEASE COME ONLINE MORE OFTEN. 5 HOURS EVERY OTHER DAY WITH YOU ISNT ENOUGH :( i love you.

there i hope thats good enough
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>>46747222
>implying i have anyone
kek
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>>46747222
Checked
>tfw no r9gay bf to write anonymous letters to
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>>46747222
stop messaging at 2am and maybe i'll be awake to answer you, you dumbass.
also you mean a lot to me and i want visit you soon. i appreciate having someone to talk to for once.
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>>46747315
Y-you can have me, anon.
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>>46747255
perfect, your my bf now.
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>>46747551
Are you fun enough to be mine?
>tfw feeling depressed again
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>>46727507
What does it feel like to have your tummy licked? I'm in a really lazy mood and that means rolling around like a cat a lot and pretending to play fight. I wanna know what it fells like for reference.
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>>46747222
dear Anon

it was fucked up that you let it go as far as it did if you had no intention of following through.

-Anon
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>>46747222
To whom it may concern
Please reveal yourself so I can have an /r9gay/ boy to care about and write letters too
Yours eventually,
Anon
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>>46747564
>sexy man
>short "hair"
lol
Are you skinny/fit and white?
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>tfw it's half of the year and still no cowboy bf yet
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>>46747578
No, I'm not particularly fun.
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>>46747644
thats just the default name when i googled "man with gun" and saved a pic i liked. i prefer shaggy/anime hair.
i was just memeing, i cant do the long distance thing.
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>>46747654
Then tell me something about yourself.
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>>46747703
How do I know you're not close? Northeast us?
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>>46747803
not even close my man.
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>Tfw no bf to go on crime spree across the US with.
>Tfw no bf to live a quiet peaceful life with after we escape the law with all the money we stole.
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>>46747916
>tfw that was my plan but getting a gun is hard in europe
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>>46747614
Fuck off, I had every intention of following through, not my fault you can't be with a depressed retard
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>>46747955
wrong anon, i would have stayed with him through anything, but he chose to leave me.
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>>46747954
>borrowing my uncles truck to move some stuff
>open the door
>gun falls out

such is life in Texas.
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why is it always short, plump hairy dudes who always chase after tall, plump hairy dudes?

why do cuties go for chad or another twinky boi?
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>>46748064
attractive people have high standards, everyone else settles
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>>46748064
because i dont like fatsos. I like short, cute, young looking boys like myself.
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I want a bf to pick girls clothes with me
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>>46748064
As a skinny guy with not much hair I just like other men who are lean and not too hairy.
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>>46748136
Would the clothes be for me or you? If they'd be for you, then we should be bfs
europe desu
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>>46748158
For me of course not europe[\spoiler]
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>>46748002
Sorry, I always project on others. Just wish he'd gott en through my worst suicidal phase
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>>46748064
>tall and masculine
>like short fem guys

im not even prison gay, vaginas are fucking gross.
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>>46748109
>>46748152
I just don't understand not innately wanting a dom/sub relationship. I'm big and strong, I like small and fragile boys to protecc.
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>>46748194
All the cute femboys are in the usa and it makes me want to kill myself
>>46748224
Because I want cute smol boys to cuddle and handhold with
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>>46748256
>All the cute femboys are in the usa

it's something in their water, it even turns the frogs gay
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>>46748224
because i just want to be bros who sometimes bump butts
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>>46748271
I would blame circumcision in this case. When you barely have a penis you're bound to feel more girly and not like a man. I would lock my "penis" up forever if future bf would like so
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>tfw no feels
Damn it, I want to be sad and depressed.
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>>46748334
>want to cry
>can't
I just want to be sad and cry sometimes
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>>46748334
>>46748364
I know that non-feel
It's been literally a year since I gave a shit about any of this
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>>46748364
>tfw teary eyes thanks to loneliness
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i want to plow him very aggressively
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>>46748334
>ywn be able to suffer properly
>ywn be able to indulge in sadness and relish in the feeling
Why even live.
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>>46748384
Have you been taking SSRIs? Apathy is a common effect.
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hit me with your hardest >tfw no bf, really let me have it.
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>>46748476
I've been on SSRIs for literally years anon
The saddest thing is it's actually the preferable option to what happens when I don't take them
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>>46748486
>tfw no bf that encourages me at work to keep going even though im exxhausted
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>>46748271
Its SO fucking annoying. I just want to keep one in my room and cuddle it and love it and breed it! Im a neet and live with mommy though, so he'd have to be quiet!!
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>>46748744
haha he could live under the bed in a cage
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>>46748822
I have a storage bed so he cant, theres no room
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>>46748486
>tfw no bf to play fighting game with me so he can beat me up and brag and then i'd overpower him in real life to remind him who's really on top
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>>46748256
>All the cute femboys are in the usa and it makes me want to kill myself
But we're actually all on discord
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>>46748942
Yeah but i cant cuddle or fuck you on discord
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>>46748486
>tfw no bf to seppuku with
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>>46748908
>not git gutting at fighting games
>>46748976
I doubt that youd want to die with a bf.
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>>46749031
i am getting good, it's a long process
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>>46749031
Having a bf would not add purpose or worth to existence. It'd just seem comfy to die with another person.
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>>46749059
Its not a long process, takes 20-100 hours
>>46749060
>Having a bf would not add purpose or worth to existence.
Then dont get one, suicide is selfish and if you want to do it then do it alone.
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>>46748976
you might find him one day
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>>46749127
As I said before while it may not add purpose or worth it would still be comfy to die with someone else. I never said I wanted a non suicidal one. Just someone to die with.
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>>46749127
>20-100 hours
that's a very wide range you gave
but that's a long time, that's a playthrough of a jrpg
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>>46749161
1 week is long?
>>46749149
Bfs are only for love not for dying.
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>>46749175
if i spend that much time playing fighting games i can't be the sole person keeping /hm/ alive
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>>46749373
Well then you can git gut in a longer span of time, but still it would be 2-4 weeks.
>/hm/
fag
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>>46749433
you're right it's mostly me reposting porn from tumblr
i've gotten better i beat a high ranking player today, even if he got me around 10 times before
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I need you homos to be useful for once in your life and recommend me a game to play.
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>>46749808
Fallout 1
>not origin
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>>46749833
I thought we were in the 21st century.
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>>46749833
>answering his lead-in question when everyone else was ignoring him
oh no
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>>46749872
>he thinks that i give a fuck about his wars with a tripfag
>>46749858
You can always play nothing.
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this overweight guy has been standing over me on the train for too long
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>>46749910
So its either play a game older than 95% of of the people in r9g or do nothing.

What the hell.
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>>46749910
>he thinks not giving someone the time of day and encouraging other to do the same is a war
oh no
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>drop in after a month
>thread is still a namefag circlejerk
>leave
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>>46749944
Game being old doesnt mean that its bad, but if you dont like it then play something else.
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>>46749993
Well.....Can you recommend something else that isn't old enough to be my own papi.
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>>46750055
I dont know what to recommend because i dont know what do you like.
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>>46749924
fuck you im not moving faghot
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>>46750055
>Well.....Can you recommend something else that isn't old enough to be my own papi.
xenoblade chronicles
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>>46750083
Just recommend me your favorite games and from there on I'll know if you're a shit eater.

>>46750099
Like this person, massive shit eater.
Those games suck and I have massive buyers remorse buying the WiiU one.
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>>46750055
Desert bus VR (can be played without vr)
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>>46750125
play dream daddy
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>>46749984
>chunk of the thread is filtered
I'm not surprised in the slightest. Why do they reply to it?
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What is it with gays and having shit taste in vidya?
Its like they all have immense autism, always playing MOBAS or their skyrims and shit.

>>46750171
I already played hatofu boyfriend, that is enough gayshit to last me forever.
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Kryst is back! Hi!! I missed you!
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>>46750235
Who....?
Someone misses me in this shithole?
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>>46750207
>Its like they all have immense autism, always playing MOBAS or their skyrims and shit.
that's 90% of people on 4chan krones, most people here are the type to have 6000 hours in fallout NV or stalker and just play the same 3 open world rpgs over and over
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>>46750284
You weren't here for a while yesterday and some people commented on it, and I realized that I missed you!
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>>46750335
Feelio when I actually prefer heavy story oriented single player games than these multiplayer shits or open world games.

I blame this current generation of twitch watchers.

>>46750338
>I realized I missed you when everyone missed you
I don't think that is how it works.
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>>46750403
Metro 2033 and last light? Theyre kind of story oriented.
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>>46750423
Trick question.
I've played them all already

My only choice now is to suffer the insufferable wait for Death Stranding
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Fuck you then meanie
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>>46748955
>Yeah but i cant cuddle or fuck you on discord
I wasn't going to anyway
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who wants sex with a viking
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>>46750573
Tell Kojima to hurry it up.
I'm fucking BOOORREEED
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>>46750455
It's too autistic for burger flipper like you, but have fun:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/489630/Warhammer_40000_Gladius__Relics_of_War/
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>>46750754
>strategy games
All they do is make me go to sleep.
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>>46750811
>All they do is make me go to sleep.
Brainlet
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>>46750811
What kind of games do you like then?
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>>46750884
I already said.
Story oriented single player games.
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>>46750903
>even Kryst has enough taste to avoid MMOs, MOBAs and Fortnite clones.
It was nice surprise.
Did you ever heard about Dishonored series?
It's more case of good world-building than good plot, but it gives that bitter feel after finishing it at high chaos. Especially in first game.
https://youtu.be/zyTCtbYNzRg
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>>46751108
>avoid fortnite clones
NOPE.
Realm royale is what I play when I have jack shit to play cuz literally no gaymes.

I was a /v/ tripfag, boy.
Dishonored isn't niche at all.

Game was decent, the gameplay is a bit iffy but Dishonored 2 had some holy shit level design like the time traveling one.
And the Outsider is an interesting character I haven't bothered to play death of the outsider DLC though.

But yeah beat them both, although I hate the whole "to get good ending you need to stop yourself from using 75% of your gadgets".
Sure sounds FUN.
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>>46729756
i think boys look cuter with glasses
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I drank my onions and now I'm full.
I'm still surprised how filling these drinks can be.
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>>46751234
I don't think "good" ending is best, from player's perspective.
After finishing it first time on low chaos I got that saccharine vibe, and it felt more like darkened fairy tale.
High chaos ending gives better feels because you aren't able to judge objectively other characters, because you don't have high moral ground or even any kind of moral ground to start with.
>>46751424
But glasses cover eyes Anon.
Eyes are beautiful.
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playing fighting games gives me a headache
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>>46751722
are u ok retard

dont play fighting games
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>>46751784
but the guy i like likes them and i want to maybe someday invite him over to play
i also think it's kinda fun, i'm not doing it just for him
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>>46751874
Where can i get one of these fighting games bfs?
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>>46751714
Been a while since I played the 1st one but pretty sure the only difference between high and low chaos was whether or not your daughter survives.

I also found it pretty funny that low chaos options all pretty much involved turning nobles into nothing more than slaves for the rest of their life, death would have been a much kinder act.
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i made a new thread, hope no one yells at me
>>46752421
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>>46752021
It's still possible to save her from falling in high chaos.
>What will history tell us? That the daughter of a murdered empress ascended the throne up a mountain of corpses, carried by an assassin named Corvo?
>death would be mercy
Yes, it's fun how simple are moral problems during low chaos. High chaos is canonical ending, isn't it?
>Muh not killing is good



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