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Lee Anthony Hoyland edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=towb6XQRYU8
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>>46749394
surprise surprise 512
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How do you know if you've got a firm handshake?
My grip is strong, I know that, but sometimes I'll shake hands with someone and they'll just feel far more powerful and make me feel like I have woman hands.
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Slip inside the eye of your mind
Don't you know you might find
A better place to play
You said that you'd never been
But all the things that you've seen
Will slowly fade away
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>>46749451
nothing worse than when you go to shake someones hand they limp wrist you
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Anyone here Yorkshire based and want to go /Rooftopping/ ye boi
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how do I stop being a soft ponce
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Reminder to filter trips on the spot or pay a (you) fine
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>>46749451

>approach hand-shakeee
>stood up tall, shoulders back, chest out (but not too much)
>extend hand for handshake
>as the other chap extends his hand quickly retract yours and place your erect penis within his firm grasp
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>>46749476
looks dangerous. Why would you do that?
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>>46749476

looks fun as fuck laddo, i wish i could do more of that on /nightwalk/ but theres only one place where there is decent roof access arond here
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>>46749394
The only autistic northerner I've ever actually seen was COD milk kid.
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Getting my big bang on in Portugal before hitting the pub l8r
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>think I've fallen in love with an ugly lass
weird feeling lads, I was chatting to my mates about her, told them she's gorgeous. They all said she's not. Is this what it means to be in love
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>>46749554

idk is she a fatty or just ugly?
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>>46749552
>dark coloured super bock

u fkin wot m8
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Post your favourite Nintendo games lads
>Wii Sports
>Super smash bros
>Sonic and the Secret Rings
>Mario Kart
>Legend of Zelda
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>>46749554
its what its like to have low standards
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>>46749582
Super bock stout big lad it's the superior super bock
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>>46749552
Was in Protugal a few weeks ago. Why is it they only sell Super Bock and Sagres everywhere? Even when I was at a Animal Collective gig even.
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>>46749554
Post pics and we'll tell you m8
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>>46749554
>They all said she's not. Is this what it means to be in love

Yeah. Bit disrespectful of them to be like that though, they should be happy for you.
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>>46749554
Her looks don't matter. Wish more people would realise this.

If you like her and enjoy spending time with her then nothing else matters.
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>tfw your only friend is really caring but dissappears abruptly for weeks at a time
Never felt this feel before lads
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who the fuck is cynthia lads?
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>>46749588
>>Mario Kart
>>Legend of Zelda
>>super smash bros

which ones? there are loads of different games of these in the series
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>>46749600
There's a few craft beer shops about I Might go to one later but they always charge way more for anything other than superbock
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>>46749588
Twilight Princess
F-Zero GX
Metroid Prime
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>>46749491

Makes me feel alive


>>46749506

> get train into big city
> walk into big building
> get in elevator
> go to third highest level
> take fire escape to roof

Winner winner chicken dinner
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>>46749642
The bald doll on Rugrats.
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>>46749599
Dunno if i'd like that, I like Super Bock to drink for refreshment in the sun. Stout is more a wintery drink.

Are you in Portugal?
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>>46749652

wont someone stop you from doing this? like security or the building being closed at night?
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>>46749642
>who the fuck is cynthia lads?

Crona.
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>>46749588
your mum is my favourite nintendo game tbf mate
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>>46749658
Course I am lad ill be posting updates regularly on any banter
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>>46749666
who the fuck is crona lad?
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>>46749633
>tfw when you have no friends other than thread frens you, who you make believe are your real friends
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>>46749588
F-Zero X
Windwaker
Super Mario Galaxy and Odyssey
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>>46749600
Portugal is weird in that they only have very limited brands of everything. It is the same with fizzy pop and even crisps. I know an excellent pub in Lisbon that does some excellent craft beers I can recommend if you are heading back any time.
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my breath smells like shit tbf
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R*questing a BF application image to fill in thanks anons
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>>46749691
Cancerous thread jew tripfag
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>>46749717
i am really self conscious about my breath
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>>46749717
you should stop eating shit then
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>>46749694
>tfw when tell your colleagues about your mate but you really are referring to britfeel plebs
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>>46749690
Nice mate which part? I can let you know some good places to go if you are in Lisbon.
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>>46749691
>who the fuck is crona lad?

How new are you? bloody hell. lurk more
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OH, YOU PREEEEEETTY THINGS
DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRIIIIIIIVING YOUR MAMAS AND PAPAS lNSAAAAAAAAANE
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Whats your normal daily meal routine lads?

ill start

Breaky
>Peanut butter on toast and a cup of coffee

Lunch
>Jamaican patties, sandwiches, crisps, yogurt and a bottle of water or orange squash.

Pre-dinner snack
>Protein bar and some water

Din dins
>Whatever sue cooks

>Then, a glass of milk before bed.
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>>46749737
Been here since the beginning mate, never heard of this guy. Is it a larp/
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Hallo, heve yuor sen any JUDEN?
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>>46749727
keep brushing my teeth and mouthwash twice a day but i got that rank feel in the back of my mouth
might have to go to the dentist
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>can name yourself any female name
>choose to name yourself after the girl you stalked
>choose to name yourself after a fictional, balding doll

what's tildes tranny name? can we get a hat trick?
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>>46749735
Nah man I'm in Porto

Never been to Lisbon but I really like Porto v nice city with lots of cheap bars and restaurants

Going to see jamariquai next week at a fest ivle
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>>46749716
Sounds good. I'll probably go back to Lisbon at some point, it was a cool city.
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>>46749771
Myra? Eva? Rose?
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hashiridase
daremo shiranai mirai
tobikonda sono toki ni
kagayaita kimi no hitomi kanjita
subarashii ashita ga mou bokura o matte iru kara
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>>46749727
Same here. I always chew gum and I spend like 15 minutes brushing my teeth in the morning.
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>>46749765
you're chatting shit or you barely come here.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNXVWy9JD9Q

reposting this as it's just that funny. Must-watch lads.
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disgusting pol fag post blatant you bait
sad!
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>>46749774
That sounds sick mate, I have been all over Portugal but never ended up getting to Porto oddly enough. Will go some time. Have fun though mate I look forward to the updates.
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>>46749803
Spend all my time here, I know all the well known posters. Shippy, DM, Britnormie. Never heard of Crona - sounds like a nobody. A newbie I take it?
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>>46749810
can i get a quick rundown on why they made themselves look like bo selecta characters?
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>>46749803
He could have took a year break I guess.
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>>46749732
>tfw you tell your mum you have gf but you really just orbit a britfeel tranny
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>>46749816
Stop being such a collectivist, lad
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Walked over 20000 steps today heyoheyoheyo
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Played some DDR right before going to the cinema with the hep b Asian girl.
Taking a shit in the bog sweating buckets.
We had an argument in home sense because I said she was rude because she always ignores what I say.
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Lads, I think roasties are more loyal to the roastie cause than to their own families?! My mum keeps telling me I should go out with various slutty girls I went to school with.
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>>46749832
memes aside they terrify me and I can't believe they think that looks good
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>>46749870
>the roastie cause
What the hell does that mean you incel
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>>46749831
How could you miss out on crona? he used to always post here as a trip and there has been tons of thread drama involving him.
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just watched a video of a UK festival

jesus fuck that looks like the normiest thing in the universe
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WEBfx-H-Jgc
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>>46749884
Can't have been. Sure you didn't dream this?
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Ah yes the newfag tripfag with "edgy" shit mlquetoast opinions
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>>46749893
this isn't funny
just sad
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>>46749900
I am not falling for your gashlighting
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>>46749923
Dose it makes you feel very very sad?
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>>46749763
Breakfast
>Nothing

Lunch
>Chicken salad w/spinach, grilled tomatoes, halloumi, mixed nuts, cucumber,, avocado and lime juice

Dinner
>Salmon/Seabass or Steak w/ scrambled eggs, beetroot and a few slices of baked sweet potato

then immediately following that I will have

>kidney beans w/ chipolatas or lamb chops

then for a snack I will have some curly kale baked in the oven with salt and pepper until it is all crispy.
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>photographer websites with artistic nudes
>right click to save image
>copyright box comes up instead
>inspect the page source
>copy and paste the image url into a new tab
>get the picture anyway

HACKERMAN
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>>46749886
>tfw live in Reading
thousands of normies descend here every august. at least it's only three days a year
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>>46749952
I'm not gaslighting, it's just that this person is genuinely not someone well known or talked about. If they exist they're certainly not a very large part of /britfeel/.
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>>46749957
>Breakfast
>>Nothing

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day lad! You cant miss that one
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>>46749999
how did you hack those quads?
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>>46750001
try living in glastonbury
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>>46749999
You can just right click the image and copy image address surely?
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Was at McDonalds earlier today and I saw a family getting ice cream in those wafer cones. The little girl dropped her ice cream and the dad started laughing and then she got upset and smacked the ice cream out of her dads hand. State of things.
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>>46749957
You can't have nothing for breakfast. The first thing you eat is always breakfast.
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Just ate a shit load of bird eye chilli BAKA. No problem for an alpha male like me however.
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>>46750027
fantastic banter
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For fuck sake lads.
Now she is in the toilet.
I better not miss any good trailers.
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>>46750007
do you know who tilde and ebin are?
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>>46750027
>then daddy raped her and everyone died
>the end
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>>46750053
You should go in there and ask her if she needs a hand
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>>46750066
bootifull
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>>46750087
>>46750066
Same fag, kill urseld
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FINISHED WITH MY WOMEN CAUSE SHE COULDNT HELP ME WITH MY MIND
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>>46750023

Nah they put a script up to stop you saving them so the only box appears is a copyright notice.
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>>46750053
>liking the trailers
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>>46750104
dunno why i creasted at this
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>>46750102
Nice try lad but no lad

Youre wrong
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>>46749999
>>46750108
could I get a link to the site my lad
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>>46750141
Anonymous 07/12/18(Thu)20:21:18 No.46750087
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>>46750141
U OBVIUSLY EDITTED IT
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>tfw Ive a have triggered a bunch of NEET robots with my alpha presence and chad dominance
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>>46750148

https://osemag.tumblr.com/
http://www.fotokammer.com/nudes
https://marcel-a-vie-tpsu.format.com/

sum gud shit here lad
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Women want me

Men wants to be me

And robots hate me
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>>46750201
were you one of the cowards who refused to fight based pubes for a large amount of money?
bet you were coward
#cope
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HEY THERE DELILAH WHAT'S IT LIKE IN NEW YORK CHITY
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Whenever I don't have some kind of stimuli or distraction by head is screaming in pain and fear

Vidya is boring but it's better than the alternative
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My bf just broke up with me lads
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>>46750280
you could try changing your trip code again
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>>46750291
>bf
c'mon nah love, tits aht fer da lads
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>>46750280
You should get into reading, its a nice change from video games and anime.
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>>46750248
cheers lad orgirigrgrg
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>>46750280
When I get home from work I always either play video games or post on 4chan
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>>46750270
this fella is the luckiest man alive.
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>>46750336
no wonder you're 17 stone, put down the korma and get down the gym
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>>46750291
>My bf just broke up with me Iads
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>google is proud of england
>the shitposting got so bad google had to put their arm around our shoulders and tell us it will be alrigh
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>>46750320
I tired reading my DragonBall manga, it feels like a chore and much like anything else, I can't do it for more than 15 minutes or so
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>>46750364
>start reading books
>start going down the gym
>start dating again
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>>46750061
Of course everyone knows Tilde and Ebin.
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Fuckin one day in Portugal and I've bee shitting my guts out on and off all day

That's what I get for getting a dodgy kebab last night
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>>46750417
why aren't you with friends instead of on 4chan during your holiday?
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>>46750407
>get down to your 'slim' 14 stone self
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>>46750417
>Not trying portuguese paella instead gives some paki money for a kebab
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>>46750417
Cause I ain't got no bloody friends mate
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44811549
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started doing psychadelics because of the intense nogf feeling lads
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Is keto a meme lads
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>>46750540

No, one of my mates lost a shit load of weight on it.
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>>46750537

The FA is a fucking joke
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>>46750553
I know a lot of people that have lost a lot of weight to it but I don't want to try it just to lose weight, I want to be healthy too, starving yourself of carbs doesn't sound very healthy but I'd like to be proven wrong
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picture of me enemies here, lads. House of the lords if you didnt know
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>>46750537
why is "no surrender" discriminatory? white nationalist or something?
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havana ooh nah nah
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Have often did you shag a lass in your car and broke the Suspension?
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>>46750582

You're not starving of carbs, just training your body to burn fat instead of sugar for energy. Sugar converts to fat so easily when you eat too much.
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>>46750634
salty norn song which the english use on non irish peoples like the dumb gammons they are
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22688494
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>>46750678
stop buying shit cars
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>>46750683
>unironically using "gammon"
Felchmong.
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Shit... think I'm in big trouble lads
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>>46750717
what you done now then
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morning lid mates
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>>46750683
>>46750715
laffin at you cockwombles
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>>46750680
I thought the whole point of reaching ketosis was not eating carbs?
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>>46750715
>unironically getting offended by the word gammon
>unironically using "felchmong"
state of you
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Had a lucid dream I fucked my former oneitis
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just another sunday paddle boat ride on a man made lake with another lady stranger if i remain lost or die on a cross at least i wasn't born in a manger
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>>46750803
did you cummy
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>>46750715
oino oink gamminator
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>>46750803
i had a dream gabe gave everyone on steam 3 free games, and i got two i wanted...
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What does felchmong mean? I'm not a /pol/ browser so I don't get it.
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>>46750750

low carbs, not 0. You can still have some just not a chip sandwich every night.
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>moni has been transitioning for two years
>doesn't wear bras or knickers
> doesn't do makeup
>doesn't do her hair, just leaves it as a long unkempt mess
>doesn't voice train
>doesn't use her new job in Leeds as a chance to go full time and have a fresh start

is this the fabled prison tranny?
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>>46750849
Fuck Moni is in Leeds?
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>>46750842

Some feeble minded gammon shit.
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>>46750848
Ah I think I might try it, I've always been worried how it'd affect my progress in the gym if I have very little carbs to use as energy until I start burning fat
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>>46750803
wahey, i had one were i was a architect drawing skyscapers while in one looking out on to a futuristic cityscape
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>>46750849
I mean there are women that exist who do that so maybe she is simply a scruffy cunt
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>>46750726
>been in big financial harship last 6 months, desperate for money
>was over at a friends about a week and a half ago
>he went out
>had the impulse to steal something
>rummage around his house and eventually find an expensive looking watch and ring
>took them
>direct message a guy to sell them
>looking at about 3-400
>currently up in Hartlepool seeing family
>sister messages me yesterday telling me I'm a suspect
>confess to her and beg her to stay quiet
>ask her what's going to happen with the police
>she just replied
>"Gonna need to see the DM chatlogs"
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>>46750539
>tfw no hallucination gf

Also that reminds me lads, been semi-hallucinating bugs lately then i look closer and there's nowt there.
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>>46750925
>tfw have considered crime to pay off my debts
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>>46750881
If you're working out there's no point in keto. keto is for lazy people that can't be bothered to exercise
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flatmate is watching love island while i'm in the lounge.
never seen it before, kind of amazed by just how thick this lot is. sort of fascinating desu
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I didn't know where else to post this and don't think it's thread worthy but after talking with my dad a bit about loads and mortgages and interest rates and stuff like that , does it not stagger anyone else that this shit is not even remotely brushed upon at school?

I went to a really quite highly regarded school for its area, with great OFSTED marks and all that shit, so it's not like I went to some shitty city comp, but none of this stuff was ever on the curriculum.

I'm lucky to have my dad who I can ask about all this shit, but how the hell are people actually supposed to learn this? Especially considering the literal thousands of people in single parent homes and stuff? Shit is crazy really.

>inb4 it's not that hard
I get it, but this is the general public who finds doing an occasional light jog and not eating shit food everyday hard enough to become obese we're talking about here
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RRREEE i just want to play gta iv
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it are has a rain lods
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Post some sum songs lads

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LCH1AsUydSc
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>>46751065
really enjoyed this post
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>>46751045
I hate it to say it to fall into the millenial meme but I just google all this shit
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It's crazy how ahead of its time this track was. Electronic music has so much potential and it's upsetting to see it dominated by people who choose to write conventional music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V2TZKcWnXE
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>>46751045
I think it's less a case of them not realising it's important and more a case of changes to the curriculum and all that being so bloody slow. But as far as I can tell PSHE was a total waste of fucking time, as is PE. PE does nothing to make inactive kids active, and PSHE is literal learn through being a human in the fucking world tier. They should replace one of them with a class dedicated to later life skills

I guess the counter argument to all that in this day and age is "look on the internet"
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>he hasn't been invited to the secret britfeel telegram yet
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>>46750849
>>doesn't wear bras or knickers
I'm looking for a tape measure to get my bra size
underwear is all the same

>> doesn't do makeup
hard to find the right colour

>>doesn't do her hair, just leaves it as a long unkempt mess
I brush it sometimes, I'm scared of going to get it cut

>>doesn't voice train
I used to when I was NEET but I can't now since I'm never home alone

>>doesn't use her new job in Leeds as a chance to go full time and have a fresh start
Good point
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>>46751068
miss me with that normie shite
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how long until the daily mail writes an article on /britfeel/ at this rate?
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>>46751235
>DISGUSTING INTERNET FORUM EXPOSED, BAN THIS SICK FILTH
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>>46751235
>writing about britfeel when they can harvest FAR more hate mongering from britpol
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Booblets SEETHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTB_zX9DS00
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>>46751235

>OUTRAGE as Fijian clay moudling forum taking over by radical incels and YOURE PAYING FOR IT
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>>46751177
>>46751193
My dad said that , but if 'look it up yourself on the internet' was even remotely reliable, we wouldn't have the levels of incompetent DIY retards, shittily trained dogs, people being scammed, unhealthy fat people etc etc etc.

The entire point of school is educating people to a certain level to make sure they can handle the essentials, and imo those life skills ARE essential. Certainly more so than doing fucking drama or textiles
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>>46751295
>a forum with a sex offending paki tranny is less offensive than a bunch of white teens spouting memes
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just want a lass to hold my hand
maybe a kiss to but dont wanna push it
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>>46751220
you should put on a webcam show for the /britfeel/ lads
you might get some donations which would allow you to pursue different kinds of and more recreational activities
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>>46751308
sure they're going to dive into the lore of fictional characters instead of just scraping lul gas pakis and kikes posts from pol
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>>46751235
>>46751267
>>46751295
>>46751298
>>46751308
Unironically more likely to be a Guardian piece with some smug little title like 'The misogyny of the old world gone digital, a look at the dark corners of the internet where hate is perpetuated' or some gay shit that ends asking for more censorship
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>>46751308
as well as an actual literal paedophile ring
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>>46751303
I agree lad

I think PE and PSHE are the worst as I said. Drama and textiles I guess at least *attempt* to give you better confidence and better practical skills and hand eye coordination
I suppose art is less useful than those too actually

why do we need Art classes AND textiles lmao
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>>46751193
The only thing PSHE teaches is cocks and fannys and other useless shit like

The teachers dont actually teach kids life skills needed for the world they are faceing
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>>46749476
Im /Yorkshire/, how exactly do you do this?
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Popped a viagra for first time. Scared it may kill me lads. Wish me luck
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>>46751346
Are you accusing newspaper of poor investigative journalism? Shame on you

>>46751349
That's a shout and a half. One of us should write an ironic piece on the guardian reader articles.
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>>46751308
Yes, the media is more likely to report on white racists than a Pakistani transvestite. Do you REALLY disagree?
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>>46751296
Has she ever talked about her mental illness? Curious to find out what's wrong with her. I suspect mild palsy.
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>>46751349
To be fair there are a lot of racist and misogynists here
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>>46751434
were just woke lad
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I wonder how many cocks Sophie has taken in her lifetime. She's 22, must be at least 15... Mmmm...
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>the pub has a life size harry kane poster out front
>its had it's eyes scratched out
blimey
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super eat jizz
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>>46751394
Tell me how it goes, Floppy.
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I would be seething if britfeel was in the news
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>>46751487
>ass holf
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My uncle has a senior role in the Guardian, I could probably get him interested in reporting on /britfeel/ if I mentioned it to him lol
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>>46751521
>16
Go to bed wee man, this forum is for adults only
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cant wank lads, got frustrated trying to do it too many times yesterday, tried the last one last night with my dick in a sock and i beat is so hard that i rubbed all the skin raw, fucking sore now, i didnt learn too because ive done that exact thing once before
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>>46751487
is this Portugal?

>I Rape Cunt
>Sex with Dog
>Toss my AIDS salad
>Dog Rape me
>Cock Cancer
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>>46751537
I started shaving my head at 18 due to baldness, it's sad
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>>46751487
this image is probably older than some of the posters here
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>>46751576
good grief, that's rough lad
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>>46751320
me too pal. want to be wingmen?
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>>46751463
Probably at least 100. She probably goes out and gets her fanny smashed every other week.
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WHITE POWER!


>>46751576
baldilocks and the three hairs over here
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doo doo doot
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>>46751536
unironically do it. It would be hilarious.
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>>46751536

id actually be ok with this, the guardian did a pretty good article on /nightwalk/ a few years ago, by major newspaper standards at least
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Evening lads, just got up. Had some fucked up sexual dreams but that's the norm for me.

Also ordered a pizza and they forgot the garlic sauce.
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really got the itch to get back into battlefield but i don't want to give ea money and the beta for that new one seems to have problems
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>>46751731
>>46751760
>guardian normies up the wazoo
no thanks
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>>46751810
Did the bed get humped?
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>>46751898
sure he did you sad larping mong
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is it normal to talk to yourself about suicide lads
like "yeah just sever your carotid artery" "or just suffocate yourself on a door handle"
"wait nah mate I don't actually want to kill myself"
"oh yeah mate why are we talking about this then"
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>>46751880
I stopped after BF2. I tried the demo for BF3 and it felt like a shittier version of COD which at the time was already shit. Does BF2 still have an active player base?
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What class and spec will you be maining in the new Wow expansion, lads?
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>>46751898
This actually made me smile. Good job delivery bro
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>>46751951
Sometimes if things are fucking up I might say 'ffs why dont I just kill myself then?'. But usually not in such a detailed way
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>>46751810
You the guy bragging about having the most fucked up sleep schedule here this morning?

Sort yourself out you utter mess
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>>46751964
porch nigger
master level rap skill
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>>46751996
>why don't *I*

Do you say I when talking to yourself?
I usually say we
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>>46751964
Probably same, Arcane Mage. Might change to hunter though.
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>>46752037
I say 'I' or might say 'you fucking idiot' or something. 'We' sounds a bit weird desu
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>>46751964
i'll be maining warrior on an actual good expansion aka vanilla
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>>46752061
You just don't understand the torment me and my tulpa have gone through together, it creates an unbreakable bond
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>>46752089
Fair enough. I'm quite close to one of my cats.
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>mfw find a new amp setting

most fun I get these days lads
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>>46751964
Mained Enhance/Resto shammy since I started in MoP wont stop now.
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>>46749394
>chilling with my mate
>my mate

The question is. Is he talking about his furfag definition of "mate" or regular, normal peoples definition of mate.
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>>46751880
iktf they fucked up Battlefront aswell
>>46751957
t.pleb cod player
BF3&4 is good Hardline is shit and Battlefield Bad Company 1&2 is goat and so is Star Wars: Battlefront II
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>>46752138
he's talking about his mates who were in special ed with him in school
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Thread is a bit slow init?
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>Spent the last few months focusing on improving my life
>Naturally started browsing r9k less and less and considering stopping going on 4chan for a while I make the final push for Cyborgness
It feels strange lads, this place used to be my lifeline and now I just feel really dissociated. I dont really want to stop going here because I like you lads, I dont want to keep on going here though because I just dont enjoy it anymore.

Never thought Id have this problem tho tbqh.
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>>46752165
>Bad Company 1&2

Snap*
Now they were the best games in the series
Sips*
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>>46752190
it's full of slowbots
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>>46752184
Haven't been able to find him furfag persona anywhere. I know for a fact the lads a furfag because he said shit like "murr" during some cooking videos.
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>>46752220
>I dont want to keep on going here though because I just dont enjoy it anymore.
leave and dont look back, the real world if more important than here mate.
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>>46752061
>We' sounds a bit weird desu

Neuronormie get OUT

Seriously though, don't any other lads here talk to themselves throughout the day, refer to themselves as "we", and have a dissasociation with their reflection?
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>>46752251
>he said shit like "murr" during some cooking videos
what does 'murr' mean?
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>tfw i'm starting to hate this girl i'm talking to
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>>46752224
23 year olds aren't boomers you 14 year old edgy teenager
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>>46752278
It's a furry word used when something turns you on.
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>rain next week
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>>46752304
webm actually cracked me up

the boomer unironically has the best opinions on most things imo, but then again i am a 24 year old boomer myself
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>>46752320
>It's a furry word used when something turns you on.
ah...of course
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>>46752271
We get it, you're lord of the edge
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>>46752220
If you can be a part of society then go for it. Most of us here can't or don't want to. Just don't turn into a turbo normie and you'll be welcomed back.
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>>46752165
>Hardline is shit
was hardline actually objectively bad? i know it didn't catch on. Only ever played the beta myself but i liked it
I only ever played betas and free weekends for 4 and dindn't like it too much. Felt too cluttered with explosives and vehicles
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>>46752351
No I'm just trying to figure out to what extent I'm mentally ill
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>>46752224
I used to get so many kills flying round and round the desert stage in a helicopter
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Wait no now I have 'tfw no gf' feels from my sexy oneitis dream REEEEEEE
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>>46752271
Is this a larp? Sounds like something serious anon
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Reckon I should cop this nice looking shirt for 30 quid lads?
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>>46752405
Unironically not larping mate
I'm generally fine aside from the odd episode here and there
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>>46752220
Nice to know some lads feel this way, but you should pursue your own path to normiedom fren.

Just don't be a stranger and pop in every once in a while.
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where can I just dance to house music off my tits whilst everyone else is off their tits? are clubs really just for pulling?
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>that 40 year old northerner who wears football shirts
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>>46752443
>the odd episode here and there
can you describe one?
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Who /only shops at sports direct/ here?

Their clothes are unironically great, the only time I've bought an expensive bit of clothing was one of these jackets from house of fraser for 250 quid, it's actually a great coat
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>>46752456
>where can I just dance to house music off my tits
Your bedroom

>whilst everyone else is off their tits?
Bring a friend round
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>>46752347
Found one of the incidents:

https://youtu.be/br6pmggSBVs?t=7m15s
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>>46752496
>tfw never owned any clothing that could be considered good quality
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>>46752337
i'll admit he does look content, like forest gump
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>>46752496
>Who /only shops at sports direct/ here?
>Their clothes are unironically great,
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>>46752507
>not that way ya dirty git
d-does she know?
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>>46752517
buy firetrap from sports direct mate honestly, for the price they are brilliant quality
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>>46752538
Yea... which makes it even weirder.
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>>46752496
i got a nice Italian wool coat like that from tk maxx for 60, you've been had mate
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>>46752330
This is great news, accompanied by a great apu. 10/10
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>that 20 year old uni student who shops at h&m and looks down on people shopping at sports direct
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>>46749394
Reminder:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4387722,-1.498388,3a,43.4y,143.49h,78.03t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sCoP3a9yRs2XpJoKXN9K6aA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
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>>46752477
growing sense of mental offness
growing detachment
sense of euphoria at times
depression in morning
browsing internet
find something to latch onto
obsessive thoughts obsessive thoughts obsessive thoughts
anxiety related to above
avoid mirrors to avoid obsessive thoughts (had a weird episode of transexual obsessive thoughts)
obsessive thinking gets dealt with
things go back to normal
still have a fragmented detached sense of self but whatever

that's just one episode very much in brief, each mental health episode I've had varies in symptoms like sometimes its just nice normie panic attacks all day, but sometimes its more cognitive
probably ought to get therapy some day tbqh
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>>46752496
Love Mike Askley 'cos Geordies hate him.
> & I hate Geordies
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>>46752580
Unironically got more wear out of clothes bought from sports direct than H&M. H&M make such cheap now it's unreal.
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>>46752572
I'm sure it looks like it but house of fraser stuff is much better quality, it's like the difference between a suit that costs 100 quid vs one that costs 1000

That said can't fault you for getting clothes you like on the budget you have
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>>46752474
I'm 24 but yes I'm a northerner. Football shirts look better than most shite people wear.
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The purge prequel was OK.
Sort of shit that it reduces class issues down simply to a race thing.
Some sexy big booty black girls shaking it in some scenes though.
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>>46752580
Feck, this is actually me. I mostly go to GAP, though.
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>>46752602
Sounds like somethings up but I'm not educated enough to guess what exactly. How old are you? How badly does this stuff affect your life?
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>>46752645
did you watch it in cinema lad?

I watched Hereditary in cinema and it was horrible(as in the stuff that happens), really emotional shit
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>>46752496
If you dont wear Adidas trackies and a plain shirt 90% of the time you're a homo.
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>he doesn't shop at Primarni

fucking homos
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>>46752376
>banks and robbers gimmick
>meh mutilplayer maps and matchmaking
>god awful singleplayer
If you pay for it you would share my view

>>46752337
>>46752224
Shit you not this is was a character in Hardline
http://battlefield.wikia.com/wiki/Marcus_Boone
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Which one of you did this?
>walking into a shop
>guy walks past me
>"you'd make a cute trap *kiss*"
>buy my stuff and power walk home
>scared he might have followed me

Well, own up lads!
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>That 20 year-old dipshit who wears varsity jackets like a wannabe Yank FAGGOT
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Oh yeah forgot to post my t-shirts the other day when someone asked. Pretty cool eh lads?
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>>46752728
Do you look like a ponce?
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nice larp i wish it wasn't for a laugh
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I get all my clothes from Primark
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>>46752764
kek, imagine all of those t-shirts were plain and white

That's my t shirt collection, literally all of them
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taking a quick smoke break from minecraft. bloody tornado ripped the front of my shack off. was going to move anyway because they weren't many animals near where i started. found 2 villages though so going to set up camp near them and nab some potatos and carrots and some. doing it for payment for services, they were just getting raided by a mob at night so i went round and tried to kill all the zombies that were banging on doors trying to wake them up.
hiding out in a villagers house now till morn
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>>46752672
20
can get quite severe but it usually rides its self out
I've probably ought to have seen a therapist for long tbqhwy
but generally I've been fine
was gonna kill myself when I was 8 though, decided not to in the end
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>>46752778
No but I'm skinny and have feminine features.
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>>46752728
Which city are you in, lovey?
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>that 20 year old hon who posts on britfeel as Cynthia
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>>46752796
Nobody fucking cares where you get your clothes from you anabolic steroid cock eye
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>>46752764
you are literally someone's embarressing boomer uncle
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>>46752811
Shropshire, but my ass is exit only!
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Had a 5 hour nap after work, feels amazing man.
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WRONG WAY....DOWN A ONE WAY STREEEEEET
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>>46752806
sounds comfy, didn't know you could get naders in minecraft
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>>46752590

just having a look around sheffield now on street view and theres fucking loads of niggers
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>>46752641
>it's like the difference between a suit that costs 100 quid vs one that costs 1000
how would you know? you said yourself you buy everything from sports direct
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>>46752916
Common with most of the big cities now. Sad state of affairs.
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>>46752911
it's a modpack on technic.
can get all sorts. there's a good jurrasic park style one called rexxit
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>>46752904
Thata beautiful.
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>>46752951
technic is old as heck!

Check curseforge for all the sexy new ones.
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>>46752806
Back in my minecraft days if i found a village i encased it in stone and put torches everywhere to keep the villagers safe. Then i'd breed some and transport them to my farm as slave labour.
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>>46752923
it's the stitching, coats and suits and shit are really only as good as their stitching, and with the expensive stuff(to an extent) you really are getting what you pay for, I did work experience at one of those posh tailors back in school and they said generally you don't have to pay too much to get good casual clothes like T-shirts, jeans and all that, but more formal wear, it's definitely better to pay a lot more
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>>46752976
will have a look. i had a look at AT as well but nothing leaped out at me.
are there any storm ones on that cursedforge
>>46752983
nice. seen a concentration camp build on youtube, but don't think they had anuone in it
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>>46752983
You can make golems now to do slave labour for you, or just have farming machines do everything.

>>46753108
Not sure about weather ones. I'm a tech/magic player mostly
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>>46752809
Show us ya cock then lass
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18 year old slutty girls just send me nudes of her fingering. quite happy with that lads.
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>sanex interracial advert
FUCK OFF
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZCuI_xtKUM
Imagine how many grey squirrels i could kill for this
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>>46753175
Share the wealth then lid
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>>46753186
White female/black man is the norm. Deal with it you insecure fragile white boy
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>>46753196
story time then lad

why do you hate grey squirrels?, I mean I get that they're a nuisance but you seem extra pissed by them
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>>46749600
>he went abroad
>he got to see Animal Collective live
Fuck off I'm jelly
how were they, what did they play? they did a Sung Tongs tour in the UK recently, but I couldn't make it because it was too far
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>>46753135
Just had a look and there's some weather ones. Might jump over
Also, not him but, I'm a weee lil babby so don't know about the automated factories.
Don't worry I'm not going to test your patience I'll look it up as i go along
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Is there anyone at Bristol university? I've got no friends
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>>46749771
Tilde's tranny name is literally Tilde
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This is one of the best episodes
I love the weird ones

https://watchcartoonsonline.la/watch/south-park-sea-ghost-mystery/
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>>46753282
I know two masters students there.
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>>46753282
>>46753356
Seriously lads, what is with /britfeel/ and Bristol? I just got back from Cube cinema (Stoke's Croft), was a really great film. Plenty of other people who there were alone too
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wanking with callused hands is no fun lads. feels like fucking sandpaper
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>Its another I cant stop thinking about embarrasing scenarios and cringing about it as if it happens episode
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>>46753390
Would you be up for being friends? I'm quite autistic though
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>actually going on a 'date'
fuck lads i didn't think this was gonna happen i'm a bit nervous
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>>46753422
Is she an absolute heffa son?
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>>46753407
Sadly I'm moving away from Bristol this weekend, but I'll still probably be coming down for events and stuff. Would gladly be your friend, don't care about the autism as long as you're not a bellend
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>>46753390
There's been like 12 suicides at Bristol Uni in like a year as well, seems to be an obvious link
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>>46753235
They're a invasive yank species who displace the poor cute native red squirrels
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>>46753441
she's quite chubby i wont lie
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>>46753407
Not at Bristol. Not trying to be a dick mate but i dont think friendships can be forced, they have to naturally happen. This is coming from a lonely cunt btw.
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>>46753451
That's what I think everytime I see one in the news. Poor lads
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>>46751487
>I <3 cock cancer
>dirty pedo cunt
>i hate sex
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>>46751964
Been playing a prot warrior since classic.
It's a way of life.
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manual labour is hard lads
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Kinda sort of maybe want a gf lads
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i would get into wow again if i had friends to play it with. and i mean friends who will talk to me on skype or discord on voice chat
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>>46753567
physically taxing, other jobs are emotionally taxing (pressure/anxiety)
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>>46753596
Pretty sure manual labourers still feel pressure lad
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>>46753617
whenever I see them they're laid back as fuck, just bantering
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>>46753586
Are you into bgs and arena, lad? I'll be returning to wow and playing as a healer if you want to grind a few titles
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Team night out for work and too feared to talk

What do lads
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>>46753479
I just thought maybe there are other autists out there who want friends
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>>46753654
this is shit BY THE WAAAAAAAAAAY
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>>46753629
i was more into playing dungeons. i have not played wow properly for like 5-6 years so i have pretty much forgot how to play it so would be shite

i liked leveling with friends and doing quests/dungeons together
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I FORGOT TO HAVE MY HOT CHOCLATE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>46753677
your mum's shit mate
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>>46753656
I replied to you mate, I'd be down for meeting up sometime. There are plenty of other Bristol lads here, are you near the centre?
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tfw obsessive thoughts finally dissapear

tfw they return just before bed time

for fucks sakes lad who the fuck invented mental illness
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>>46752507
>he probably has sex with ziggy when the camera isn't on
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Don't you find it funny that the event is called pride yet most of them probably feel shame underneath
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>>46753679
I haven't played since mop and will have to re-learn my keybinds and spam dungeons and all that too. Namer#21182 I'll be playing from tomorrow probably
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>>46753654
comfy bogan hipster music
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>>46753567
>when I forget to bring my water upstairs and have to make another trip
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>>46753819
I'm so proud i like shit on my dick
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>>46752496
I'm not sure how you could pair that coat with anything they sell at sports direct lad
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so...what should I wank to?
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>>46753788
Now you know why Ziggeh pal is so miserable.
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>>46753883
a britfeel JOI
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>>46753883
I wanked to some tranny last night called Vera Lux or something. It was ok I guess. I've been masturbating to proper women for a while so I felt like a change.
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>>46753836
>bogan

ooooo yess, should have said this to anon's "favourite insult" post. It's an Aussie term, no?
Love it
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>>46752496
I legit have no idea to dress myself. I'm in my thirties and dress like a teenager.
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>>46752496
>Who /only shops at sports direct/ here?

Considering i am not a road man or chav, i only shop their for work out gear.
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>>46753883
How about some tits?
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>>46753909
no such JOI exists
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>>46753596
this is bang on tbqh. I'm supposed to be on the latter route but I hate stress so much
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im hungry but I don't want to wakey le famille
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>>46753898
This is actually starting to make sense, fuck sake
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>in a boxing ring
>defeat my rival
>won a key
>go to classroom
>harem of women locked inside cages
>sit down to study
>realise i'm locked in the classroom
>panic

what the fucking shit does this mean? retarded dream
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>>46753836
Yea but listen to the last song, Radicalisation of D. It's 20 minutes long and basically a film in song version. Incredible songwriting
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>>46753915
gareth jiddiard is an australian musician and i like what i hear so far
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>match with girl on tinder
>she gives me her snapchat
>500k snapchat score

Jesus christ what a whore
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>>46753953
Do it quietly, of course
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>>46753944
Bloody well should do
try wholesome girl with dildo
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>>46753977
You have a 'score' on snapchat? Bloody hell.
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>>46753977
are young women becoming more slutty or do a lot of them simply have a thing for older guys? so many 18 yr old send me nudes but this never used to happen
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>>46753977
>500k snapchat score
Those things have scores?
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Just gave this weird guy my Snapchat. Total creepo.

Jesus Christ what a virgin.
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>>46754043
I think it's one point for every picture you send.
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>>46753819
It convinces me that homosexuality is simply a fetish.
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>>46754063
1 point for every you send and view. Also get a point for every person that views your story. Not sure why I know this
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>>46753977
mine's only 41k and the highest of one of my mates is 192k, fucking hell
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>>46754033
Yeah course they do lad
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>>46754033
They're becoming more slutty, this bitch sent me nudes within the night.
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holding hands with my bf while watching star trek and drinking beer and a bit high lmao
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bloody tornados everywhere. there's been 2 since i got to the village. nearly got sucked off as well but managed to turn and get into a villagers house. hope my house is still there hadn't finished it yet but like a tit put chests and my goodies in it
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>>46753953
>he doesn't have hungry neet ninja skills
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>>46749394
https://youtu.be/3_Tm2ujHXzI?t=1m55s
>lee has a girlfriend
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>>46753973
i'll bookmark it for viyda music
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>>46754153
Never knew you could get tornados in monecraft Ive onlt ever played PS4 version tho
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it tore up the village. had to dig a hasty hole to survive
>>46754215
i was on xbone for a couple years but decided to go pc. glad i did
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>>46754153
looks comfy, do you get thunder and rain
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>>46753898
>>46753788
>>46752507
na night ziggeh, see ya in the mornin' pal 71
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>>46754231
You saying it ruins your buildings
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>>46754210
You can but it's music that's meant to be paid attention to, read the lyrics along with the music. It's not background music
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>>46753912
> Vera Lux
You mean Venus Lux lad
never liked his videos desu not sure why but he just doesn't do anything for me, much better looking shemales than him
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>>46754083
because you use it yourself you dolt?
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>>46754293
I don't snapchat is shit. I just remember reading it up somewhere
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>>46754235
yep. but that tornado just wiped out this village near enough. going to have to help them rebuild it i think
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The dark lord lies alone and friendless, abandoned by his followers. his servants chained for 12 years... now set free. Tonight they will rejoin him and through their aid he will return to power. Join me, lads, join your lord.
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>>46754358
the squidwards survived? Can you get sucked up into it or do you just die?
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>>46754289
I like my pornstars to look a bit rough for some reason. It turns me on more which is odd but I've come to accept it. When the people involved are too pretty and the production values are like on a hollywood set it puts me off. I want to see rough people having rough sex. Just like how my sex life would be if I wasn't a social failure.
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>>46754190
What.

Actually fucking what?

No. I can't take this. There's no way. There's simply no way he has a girlfriend, even an online one.

Lads I'm hyperventilating. I feel dizzy and sick. There's no way that this can be happening.
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I know this isn't /pol/ but I'm stoned and fuck /pol/ tbqhwy look at this trump doesn't give 2 fucks about us he's just taking the piss.
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sent a message to my darknet drug dealer that i love him what am i like x
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>>46754402
>I like my pornstars to look a bit rough for some reason.

No worries lad, i understand that. I've laid off fapping + porn for the past week but when i was jacking it every day, sometimes you just want someone that looks slightly unappealing / rough
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>>46754417
what's going on again?
protests against trump visit revisited?
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>>46754408
There's a vid where he's in the car with a lass in the passenger seat, they're flirting and stuff. She actually sounded fit, it's mental
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>going to a holiday camp in Wales with my parents
>lots of germans are always there

How to get the attention of german qt's? Shouting "Scheisse" in the pool didn't work last year.
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>>46754417
Do you actually study the shit you argue about on pol or talk rubbish?
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>>46754402
>I like my pornstars to look a bit rough for some reason

I don't mind that with girls but with trannies they have to be almost perfect because I need to be able to lie to myself.
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>>46754408
I found it lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4G5zRRbKT0&t=2m20s
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>>46754465
Which camp? I used to go to Pontins a lot, but it was mostly Irish and Scouse. Never Germans.
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>>46754465
>Shouting "Scheisse" in the pool didn't work last year.
Maybe because Scheisse means Shit in german
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>>46754465
where abouts in wales you going?
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Think I just knocked a filling out holy shit I'm in pain
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>>46754465
Try a 6 pack and a visibly large package
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>>46754417
The Priministerial Nip.
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>>46754454
Bristol against Trump
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>>46754278
Marone stop
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Think I'm filling out holy shit I'm fat
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>>46754516
bristol is a liberal shithole full of artists and hipsters so nothing of value was lost
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Fuck me lads just had the most autistic hookup ever
>Kept using the word willy
>Confessed his love for me
>Gave me shitdick
>lay around naked for half an hour afterwards asking if I like Spiderman and steampunk

I'm done, I'm going celibate
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>>46754474
Does Zeus sound like the type to study anything? He's a genuine 80iq retard
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>>46754417
Id MAYBE fuck mummy may
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>>46754531
Thank fuck I'm straight
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>>46754488
He can't even FUCKING drive and he has a girlfriend?

I'm actually mad. I've got no fucking clue what I'm doing wrong with my life. It's so frustrating.
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>>46754516
Left: Croatia boat
Right: YES, THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING, FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROOOWING!
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>>46754531
>being gay
hows it going being mentally ill
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>>46754529
I'll take liberal artists and hipsters over stuffy yuppy squares tbqh. Or mongs who don't even know what art is
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>>46754552
Ha cant drive had GF for 3 years. She drives me everywhere
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>>46754516
It's the same in Newcastle, wish I went to get some crazy leftist poon
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>>46754492
>>46754497
It's a small park in New Quay, my folks own a caravan there.

>>46754496
I thought they'd find it funny, I was feet away from them whilst they were playing pool catch. Even bumped into one of them.

>>46754507
I had a bit of a large pack when I was in the water, had to hang back when it was time to get out as it would have shown in my swim shorts.
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>>46754575
I have a mate who can't drive and his GF can. I can't imagine anything worse than being driven around by a woman, they are bloody useless at driving
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>>46754575
she's fucking other men behind your back.
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>>46754590
Why would they find it funny though
Imagine you're in the pool and just randomly shouting out "SHIT" for no reason lad
think abot it
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Just been contacted by someone in Brighton interested in a flatswap to the yellow brick estate in Peckham. I might go for this one, lads. Not getting my hopes up because he'll probably get here, have a nose around and bottle it
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>>46754600
My mum takes ages to exit the vehicle when she parks up, sometimes she'll just sit there for several minutes in the parked car.
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>>46754590
I'm only 30 mins away from New Quay lod, nice place
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>>46754558
feels good to me
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>>46754583
Knee

Knew a crazy leftist girl at uni. Butterface but huge tits it always seemed she was trying to hide. Found out a year after we left she does nude modelling as sideline and have literally wanked to her once a week since 2011
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>>46754537
Yeah when stoned maybe lol just his body language doesn't look good.
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Comfy thread ruined
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>>46754618
I've always wondered why women do this. like i'll be waiting at the petrol station, the woman comes back to her car and sits there doing fuck all for ages
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>>46754617
He's probably a professional who wants to be close to the city.
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>>46754558
It's pretty fucking terrible anon, how are you doing?
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>>46754600
Useless at driving but lifts home from the pub are quality. Better than paying to get taken home in a car that smells of shit
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Comfy couch ruined
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I wish the homeless would fuck off, god I hate Derby
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>>46754664
perfectly fine brother
Look into enlightnment of the soul and betterment of the self, it may help you.
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>I wish the homeless would fuck off
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>>46754610
Well I was speaking English near them so I thought they would be more interested if I spoke some German.

>>46754623
Oh nice lad, its the Quay West Holiday Park. If you look on google images you can actually see the pool in question.

The town near the sea front had a lot of boy racers driving around though.
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how many dates before she's your girlfriend?
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>>46754278
>You can but it's music that's meant to be paid attention to, read the lyrics aIong with the music. It's not background music
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>>46754640
>ask him if he studies
>ignores me

I will take that as a no.
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>>46754661
I like Brighton, I'd happily move there..lots of brasses and a good bjj club. I just hope the kids aren't hanging around in the blocks if he comes to visit my place.
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>>46754704
irony (swiss swatch)
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post doings/listenings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKJ-0ZO4pxo
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>>46754720
for me, it's when you've stopped meeting for dates, and just spend normal time with one another.
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>>46754713
>more interested if I spoke some German.
if you were speaking actual sentences in german as well then fair enough

right now im just imagining some autismo looking anon floating in a pool shouting out schiesse every 20 seconds
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>>46754700
I have no soul

Of course that isn't original
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>>46754713
What is there to even do there?
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>>46754648
It's bizarre lad. Also when we're going somewhere she'll say "lets go then" and I'll go get in the car, but she takes another 5 minutes to leave the house.
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>>46754720
as many as it takes for you to ask her to be your girlfriend.
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>any cute boys ITT? teehee
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>>46754725
he gets his news off alex jones and david icke
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>>46754713
lets get drunk in New Quay lod, bring the family if you want
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>>46754749
>I have no soul
Maybe stop with the pathetic self-pity and look into bettering yourself. Self pity just makes people dislike you even more as it shows you can't be bothered to help yourself, so why should others help you?
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>>46754385
sucked up flung around then fired out and hit the ground and die
just happened. lost everything. well, lost where my shit was when i respawned. going to roll a quick smoke then start again
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jesus CHRIST LADS
I'm going mentally fucking ill
why do I keep detaching from myself
where do these intrusive thoughts come from
FUCK
LEMME BE A FUCKING NORMIE
Going to bed now lads, hopefully I'll wake up without panic
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>>46754720
Asked her at the end of our 4th but slept in a bed together (no sex) on 3rd. Did it that night
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>>46754744
Well I don't know any other words, that's the problem. At-least we made eye and foot contact.

>>46754770
Have a summer holiday with your folks, there's a nice beach and pier near-by where I spent a lot of time.

>>46754783
I'll hit you up in a few weeks, I can get you a pass into the pool and holiday guest zones so we can find ourselves some slags to shag.
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>>46754781
Fuck me if you're gonna right wing at least do it properly and study the classics. Nietzsche is turning on his grave!
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>>46754846
just post in here when you're down lod and I'd come and meet you
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>>46754777
How should I ask?
>So, you wanna be my girlfriend?
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>>46754788
Don't remember asking for help tbqh
Maybe you should relax a little
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New thread laddios

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four six seven five four eight six eight
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>>46754780
this is unironically something I would do just out of sheer boredom
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>>46754864
Sure, I don't really know the town though so we'll have to keep to some landmarks or I might get lost.
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>>46754877
Did exactly that. Obviously left the fedora at home
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hurry up and end this thread cunts
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fiIIer
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around about the bump limit now
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sofi sofi sofi
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that's the thread over now
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>>46755022
Boobies make milky cummies.
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>>46751496
Came from a footjob. So good



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