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name a bigger red flag
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>>48127335
can you explain this to a KHV?
I see many grills with this thing
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>>48127356
it's supposed to resemble a dog/cat collar
don't expect any roastie to admit it though
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>>48127356
It's like a Black belt in slutting
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>>48127335
>she's of the female gender
biggest red flag in existence
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It's a clothing accessory
Incels just don't know how to deal with it because it makes their peepees hard
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>>48127335
Chokers are unironically nice though
depending on styling, and rest of wear, they can be cute, sexy, or outright slutty
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It's a green light for her being into being slapped, choked and rough sex generally.
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Her having a kid with a burack man
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original cutting scars
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that retarded bull nose ring piercing right above any other piercing

choker is a close 2nd though
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>>48127335
"I reblog stuff on tumblr"
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>>48127335
I'd take a girl who wears chokers over a girl who has tattoos, or has any part of her body pierced other than her ears.
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Easy my dude

>art whore with those small backpacks
>SEPTUM PIERCING
>tattoos
>punk rock / indie rock
>bowl haircut
>black lipstick
>smokes hand rolled cigs
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>>48128099
Forgot THE biggest red flag

>short hair / shaved head
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They are pretty cute especially on goth qts
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these kinda chicks originally
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>>48128099
>>SEPTUM PIERCING
this this this this this

Why do I keep seeing thots with this bulldyke trashy piercing so often?
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>>48128325
Yes because they are the biggest sluts
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>sonic fan
dear lord
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>>48127335
the literally a red flag
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>>48127335
When she has a dick
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>>48127955
>>48128099
>>48128388
I fucking hate those piercings. Disgusting. I knew this one fat chick who got one and it actually made her look like a bull. Pic related.
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these days seems like pretty much anything that more than one person is wearing is called a red flag
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>>48127335
They sicken me originally
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>>48128550
It's not only a problem but the reality we curently live in. I hope this will change and the "open relationship" bs ends including all the new cucks to neck. But this how it is now
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>>48128524
more like "boring coloration" amirite lads
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>>48127502
HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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I fucking love chokers. Especially when they have a nice neck and clavicles like op pic, fuck yeah.
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>>48128524
I second this post and raise it another 3 levels
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face tats imo
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>>48129736
dude, this joke is old as the thing itself, why is it new for you?
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>>48127519
t. homo
orig
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>>48127335
>be 23 year old virgin female
>have three different chokers
They're cute.
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>>48127335
When they say something like "I get along better with men than I do with other women."
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>>48130549
you know that science has confirmed women reach their prime desirability at age 18 right? why arent you married already?
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Smokes tobacco. Automatic moron
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>>48127519
based and redpilled my wokedude
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>>48130596
>science has confirmed
>he anthropomorphized an entire discipline
I know why you're not married yet.
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Having more male friends than female friends
Having big tattoos
Smoking/chewing tobacco
Excessive drinking
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Dyed hair. Nobody seems to address that.
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My red flags:
>tattoos/piercings
>into Harry Potter
>into Disney movies
>into Anime
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any type of tattoo is objectively worse
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>>48127335
It's just a necklace you autist. You need to stop sexualizing everything.
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>>48127335
>she smokes weed
>has a lot of male friends
>watches any garbage reality tv shows like jersey shore or 16 and pregnant
>is obsessed with horoscopes or personality pseudoscience personality tests
>Says they like X hobby but know next to nothing about it or barely participate in it (For example, She says she likes playing video games but rarely actually play games or plays shitty facebook games)
>drinks alcohol a lot
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>>48130596
Actually there was a study that said it's men at 33ish and women at 30. Sorry

18 year old girls are fucking insufferable
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>>48127335
>>48128524
I hate how hard my dick get with this two...its like Im attracted to mental illness.

Find tatoos disgusting tho, a girl literally drops 3-5 points even with a small one,
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>>48130868
here are my male red flags
>Plays any kind of competitive fighting game
>Plays LoL or Dota
>say they have no friends but have 5000 friends on various social media platforms
>They make plans to play a game with you then ditch at the last second
>ask to play a game with you then bail after 30 mins of playing
>Say they like anime but never actually watch it or talk about it
>say they like video games but they never actually play them
>spend more time with their friends than you
>makes you compete for their time with their friends
>If you notice anyone leaving over affectionate comments or messages to them
>They try to act cute and sweet all the time
>use an anime avatar in any of their profile pictures
>They join any shitty meme pages
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>>48131001

What if my competitive fighting game is an anime game like based Guilty Gear ?
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>>48127335
>guy friends
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>Finds herself
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>>48130886
Then post the study, friend.
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>>48128524
what's with lesbians/feminists/hipsters/normies/women/fags and their tendency to fuck up their hair color i don't get it but they make themselves unappealing as fuck
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>>48128099
Why do art hoes also like wearing those big grandma glasses and vintage jeans/overalls style. The only thing I find somewhat attractive of that style is their affinity for doc martens and similar hipster boots. It's a change from those uggs/vans from the previous subcultures prior.
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>>48127335
It is the fabled black belt of dick sucking. The biggest red flag of all.
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>>48127565
you are exactly what's wrong with men.
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>>48131001
>>makes you compete for their time with their friends
why do you think you get automatic priority? would any man insist this with their gf? i swear women feel entitled to monopolize their partners as much as they can.
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>>48132860
the irony in your post is astounding
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If they listen to Twenty One Pilots My Chemical Romance or Blink-182 that's another major red flag
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>>48127335
guys who legit care about this shit. this is u coping with girls not liking u.

>i dont like them first cause haah chokers haha daddy issues
nah they just dont wanna date u
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>>48132882
I didn't say that. I'm not saying they should be spending every second of the day with me. Everyone needs space. I'm saying if you have to constantly bug them to spend any amount of time with you its a red flag. If a person doesn't want to spend time with you doesn't that say a lot about the relationship?
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>>48128128
>not attracted to girls unless they have short hair
Why am I cursed so
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Alright, it's gonna sound crazy, but I have one massive red flag that lets me know to not even speak to a girl.

>The Nightmare Before Christmas is one of their favorite movies, or they own merchandise

WITHOUT FAIL, these girls are always bad news, whether it be daddy issues, mental health problems, or just plain Hot Topic tumblr garbage.
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>>48127335
Chokers are hot





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