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got a sore tummy from poisoned gravy edition
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>>48637669
according to the wiki about it the reiko fella asks for a face pic straight away, who the fuck would send that straight away to a stranger? and if they are underage he can't exactly use it as blackmail because he is in possession of cp. him saying he has doxxed them was obvious bull shit anyway, how stupid must you be to fall for such obvious manipulation, the reiko lad was not exactly hannibal lecter.
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audiobook and empire at war rts
what you lads up to?
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>>48637702
would love nothing more than to marry natalie mars and live happily ever after desu lads
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fuck sake these porn ads make me horny then depressed knowing i wont fuck a hot girl
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Drove past a school in high Wycombe yesterday and out of about 200 students no more than 8 were white. It's astounding that can happen in a majority white town
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>>48637639
Not sure what your background is and don't want to come off as patronising but a basic understanding of OOP concepts usually helps https://stackify.com/oops-concepts-in-java/
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you go to asda and see this, what do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wXxTes0QvM
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>>48637742
I fapped to her in a kink.com video just yesterday, based
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>>48637753
they're the New Britons (TM) lad
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>>48637704
wow, fascinating lad, I've always believed this too personally
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>>48637742

I wonder what happened to him for that to occur, must have been diddled by the priest
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>>48637765
walk on by
then go and wank in the toilet
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>>48637749
Same. I'm glad I'm not the only one annoyed by this, I was actually disabling adblock for NSFW boards but now I turn it on
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>>48637731
you're looking to deep into this, he and his band of faggots just wanted to shit up r9k with trap teehee posting
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>>48637771

I'm not shocked about how many Indians there were, but the lack of whites. I mean a majority white town of 70,000 only has 8 white students at the school?
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>>48637777
maybe she likes it?
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>>48637772
yeah, the second line of your screen cap kind of just intuitively makes sense.
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job?

gib job

massa, pls
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>>48637749
lol get u block orhins you silly sod
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>>48637796

Some extreme abuse must have happened to him as a child for such a severe mental scarring to occur
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i cud b hot but i have chubby cheeks
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>>48637820
andy stfu this is one tranny you can't save
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>>48637817

You should have gotten a driving license years ago, then your horizons would be broader
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time for an evening snackeroo of nutella on toast.
wahey!
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>>48637834

I'm not Andy, I'm just noting that the individual in the clip must have suffered an extreme (likely sexual) trauma to have such an unhealthy and warped mind
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>>48637702
Toilet
Tummy rub
Big poo
Tummy ache gone
Simple as
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>>48637839
prefer it on bread than toast the texture just isn't right
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why does amer keep mentioning Felipe Massa?
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If it wasn't for the social shame I'd fuck a tranny easily
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>>48637795
Don't forget that Ofsted grade schools on how many white students they have. Schools that are near completely white literally cannot be graded as outstanding, whereas schools that are majority non-white are automatically boosted up the league tables.
Really makes you think.
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>>48637871
If it wasn't for hell I would kill a man
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absolute banger lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY
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Alright lads? Was in city centre all day today for the first time in years. Never again. What an absolute fucking shite hole it has become. Trash everywhere, pakis everywhere and halal paki markets on every fucking Street.
At least HMV was good. Their TV boxset section is amazing Almost a whole floor full of em.and they had even the obscure shit I had on my amazon wishlist
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>>48637859
>done
>done
>done
Still feeling a bit nauseated. Thanks for advice though
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Warped mind or not I'm glad I was born at the right time to see it
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>>48637793
so why are people throwing a fit about lads being manipulated?
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>>48637871
who's gonna know?
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Faggots should keep their degenerate filth out of the public eye, public indecency laws need revising, and need to be enforced heavily
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any beer man in tonight?
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>>48637857
well you got his self righteous pseudo i can analyze who you are off of small details trait
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>>48637916
I'd live in constant fear that I'd blurt it out when drunk to my mates
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>>48637862
ah i love the crunch and the gooeyness me. used to make nutella toasties in the george foreman.
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>>48637924
just a strongbow dark fruits boi actually
glugging the anxiety from earlier away
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>>48637924
On the sainsburys own brand cider, its growing on me tbqh, tastes like a sweeter strongbow. You got any fitter lasses to post titlad?
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>>48637924
Nah, Titlad. Has a pint at lunch and thought of you, though. Fucking knackered so just going to chill and watch TV. Think I got a free coffee earlier too because it ain't showing on my bank wahey
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anyone know where i can buy helium or carbon monoxide?
Preferably the latter, as i'd rather die in my sleep.
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>>48637925

It doesn't take a master psychiatrist to see that a tranny shoving horse dildos up his arse on camera didn't have a healthy upbringing
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>>48637917
>public indecency laws

I'm more worried about how many of them are stalkers and rapists
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>>48637947
there are some fitter ones in the folder somewhere, I don't really look i just pick one
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>>48637962

You can just stop getting your boiler serviced
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>>48637962
I can only find hugs lad. Sorry.
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Won 2 quid on a scratcher.
What should i spend it on?
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>>48637962
They're fairly easy to get on the internet
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Homosexuality is a mental illness, transexuality is a severe mental illness
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when was the last time you hugged a girl? I cant even remember
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>>48637947
Not him but, i just picked 4 litres up for 4.30
Nearly the same as lidl cheap cider and same percentage, and i don't mind the lidl 1 it's quite alrightish
Will see what this is like tomorrow afternoon
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>>48637917
I completely agree, shit like gay pride is fucking revolting. Most people don't even realise because they don't go and only get the (often staged) glossed up photos showing fully clothed people walking and holding signs. In reality it's a bunch of mentally ill, unstable, usually suicidal fags walking around in BDSM gear if anything at all, hopped up on MDMA or blindingly drunk dancing to blaring techno while sucking each other off in public... all in front of children who their liberal cunt single mothers bring to 'show how wonderful gay people are'.

That being said, there's nothing publicly indecent about someone posting private porn videos online behind a paywall.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIHQ_w7n3L8

thread theme here lads
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Me? I've got mental chillness.
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>>48637993

Tobasco sauce for your glans
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>>48637795
that's a load of shit

t.work in an outstanding school and only two black kids
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>>48637993
More scratcheroonis
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>>48638005
Imagine basing your life around your sexuality and wondering why people think you're overtly sexual
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>>48638013
Couple of weeks ago. Was nice while it lasted
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>>48637908
Some say it was to drum up drama so he could get more attention and more people spamming r9k, which he did get also it's funny how he got away with black mailing and organizing this shit.
Smells fishy, could you see a band sissy trap bitches and top fags from 4chan on discord not fucking each other over and doxxing each other? there's no pics of him nor did he get doxxed.
All we got was trap posting. teehee become a girl and discord screenshots he most likey posted
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How should I spend the night, lads?
1. Play the Battlefield Bad Company campaigns
2. Watch new boxset
3. Watch anime
4. Read muh current book
5. Listen to some Behemoth and zone out
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Titlad tell us about yourself. You a NEET? A student maybe? Where do you live? What's a typical day in the life of titlad like?
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>>48638013
does the arm rubbing and leaning on the bus today count?
if not, I traded a quares bar for a hug on d of e, good lord she was so fucking pretty. fat now, titlad would like her ;)
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>>48638013

December 2017 just after Christmas
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>>48638049
>there's no pics of him
I'm pretty sure I saw at least one actually. Looked like an ugly faggot obviously
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>>48638013
How would you know?
*searches the house*
Where are you?
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>>48637965
dunno he seems fine, very happy and healthy with that horsecock up his arse
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>>48638041
Good idea, from 1 scratcher to 2.
The cycle continues.

Unless Moni wants to suck my thick white cock for 1.50
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Why won't anyone give me a job?
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>>48638054
does she have big tits?
I need to know
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>>48638040

What's a load of shit? I don't have the roster but I only saw 8 there out of approximately 200
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>>48638075
>get offered a job
>doesnt turn up for training
I wonder
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>>48638075
Not him but, look above you
Pure pottery
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>>48638081
meant to reply to the other lad who replied to you saying schools cant be outstanding unless there's loads of coloured kids
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>>48638076
yeah they're not bad honestly
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>>48638062
does he look like a faggy teenager? everyone said that was some fag he blacked mailed and posted to take the heat off him
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>>48637925
>self righteous pseudo

lol hardly, I don't even think he posts anymore
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>tfw drive by shooting in my street

reckon i am going to die sooner or later, bury me with my anime figures lids. Think i know the mongs who done it too
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>>48638075
That david bloke offered you a job.
>>48638072
This bloke offered you a job.

Not our fault you don't take them.
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>>48638093
lemme see them
please
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>>48637904
Got any more Natkino? also source pls
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>>48638075
can give you a job mate. you got to have a clean DBS though, you're not a criminal are you?
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Don't feel well lads, stomach's killing me.
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>>48638153
you need a poo lad
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>>48638134
New vid she put out today I think called Horse Cock Training. Don't have the full thing but she put some gifs on her tumblr to promote it. She goes full on with the large version and then gets about half of the XL version up her.
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fuck I'm a casual

http://www.metalinjection.net/around-the-interwebs/what-kind-of-metalhead-are-you
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>>48638013
A few months ago from sister's friend. Before that, literally years ago, 2014 I think
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>>48638159
My arse just bombed the toilet. No idea what's made me like this.
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>>48638118
>hardly
the guy has a saviour complex, don't you remember his cringy talk about saving incels from being incels with his normieness and saving trannies from an heroing
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would love to see a girl take a proper horse cock
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>>48638183
there's plenty of vids out there on beast tubes lad, nothing's stopping you
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>>48638165
Post but doesn't reply to posts aimed towards them.
Hmmm seems like someones an egotist.
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>>48638183
>>48638190
i saw a picture of a man sucking elephant cock once
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>>48638190
mate i don't want to get arrested for watching it online
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>>48638183
Are there actual videos of this on the internet? if so link them here for a laugh.
Seen a the black lad rim and fuck a donkey
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>>48638182
lol how when he's an incel
and i remember him saying people with anxiety were just lazy
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>>48638176
eat more fibre. shredded wheat or weetabix are good. peas or carrots are good too. check the chart for your current status, you should ideally be doing 2 or 3
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>>48638190
>>48638209
It's illegal in the UK.
Not illegal to do however.
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cheeky bag of biltong lads
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>>48638211
fuck knows guess he doesn't see himself as one, it must be all that bussy he's slaying
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>>48638087
It'd be awkward if they send me back but maybe I can scam one more days pay?

>>48638127
No he didn't

>>48638135
No, clean, details please?
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>>48638125
where do you live, south central LA?
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>>48637742
What the fuck happened to this cunt to make him this way
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>>48638236
you're a liar. this was a test, you're not getting the job now you filthy paki
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>>48638223
>It's illegal in the UK.
Fuck May also we all know the elite like to fuck pigs
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>>48638236
1.50 for 2 mins work.
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>>48638209
Yeah there's videos of it. Sure it might be illegal but just go behind a proxy and nobody will fucking bother to do anything. I mean, it's fucking degenerate shit that's literally an indicator of the end times, but you aren't going to get nicked for it.
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>>48638254
Don't know why but I'm creasing at this lad
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>>48638050
>2. Watch new boxset
what one?
>3. Watch anime
what one?
>4. Read muh current book
what one?
bad company is good comfy fun
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>>48638254
I thought the immigrants already had all your jobs
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>>48638260
I'll suck dick but I want a full time position
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Major splashback on this poo... i have a wet bum cheek. Hopefully the next one goes right into my hole.
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speaking of animals
would you fuck an animal?
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>>48638236
>>48638267
ya werent talkin to anon
yoo were talkin to hr, pakipoo
or should i say, paki sex offender
we've seen yer fookin posts in the archive ya sick bastid
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Right lads. Time to crack open some tinnies and learn Java so I can stop being such a retard in my CompSci programming class
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>>48638286
>splashback turns shitter into a bidet
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Basically stole a coffee today from Caffe Nero. The lad was swamped and the queue was massive and I pretend to swipe my contactless and just walked off. Felt good ripping off a big chain for a tasty flat white.
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>>48638295
already shagged your mum mate
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>>48638295
ls it male or female?
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>>48638244
nah, just a shitty area in the north. its a jungle over here. i reckon i come from one of the hardest places out of all of the britfeel lads
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I get a kick out of giving homeless people drugs, they appreciate it so much more than money. This happened about an hour ago
>walk past a homeless guy
>I find a dark corner and wrap up a line of heroin in some toilet paper
>go up to him
>wave and smile and say 'Hi, are you homeless?'
>he says yes, probably anticipating that I'm about to give him something
>I say 'Would you like some heroin?' in my sweetest and cheeriest voice
>He exchanges surprised glances with his homeless buddy and they both say 'Heroin? Yes please!'
>I present the rolled-up line, he holds his hand out and I put it in his dirty hand
>I say 'Be careful when you open it so it doesn't fall out :)'
>'Where did you get that?'
>'Darknet, you can buy drugs online these days!'
>I give him a thumbs up, smile and say 'Enjoy!' and walk away
>feel so warm and happy afterwards
It makes me feel so good about myself!!! They really appreciate it
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>>48638332
i shagged her ages ago mate
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>>48638314
love me a tasty flat white
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HOW IS FUCKING HORSES ILLEGAL WHEN DAVID CAMERON FUCKED A PIG HAHAHAHA!
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>>48638338
female I guess, dunno why you would want to fuck a male animal
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>>48638339
North Shields/Meadowell lad?
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>>48638314
I stole a bag from tesco today. It wouldn't scan so I just thought fuck it.
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Couldn't finish my dinner today apparently because I drank too many cups of tea and my stomach was full. I mean fuck me am I not allowed have any vices
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>>48638372
protip theres a replacement barcode that scans for zero price
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>>48638359
I'd mount a camel any day of the week
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40 year old girl rejected me today lads. I just want some mommy pussy
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>>48638351
imagine being non consensually raped by a horse
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>>48638308
no, no..no, I don't know what you're talking about
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Bloody well bored again lads
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might have to have a tug later, all i can think about is shooting a big load
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>>48638375
I hear ya lad. I drink about 5 or 6 cups of coffee per day but it gives me a headache. Fs don't do illlegal drugs or drink alcohol or anything fucking wanker head ac he's
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>>48638400
can't employ liars mate. if you had admitted to being a paki sex offender you could be making 8.50 an hour right now
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>>48638397
tell me more, where did you find her and what did she look like?
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>>48638340
That's >devilish my guy, sometimes I cut in line at Mcdonalds
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>>48638375
wow you losers really cant eat anything without a spot of tea
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>>48638401
I don't understand what he thought would happen, it's not fucking plywood
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any man who watched the sopranos notice the coca-cola marketing? it's all they drink
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>>48638362
nah, i don't want to say where in-case it leads to my dox. I think peckham lad might be from a worse area
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>>48638457
he's probably off his noggin on illegal substances
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Has any of you noticed the newest Tesco scam? They have all these new "exclusive to Tesco," cheap brands like Mrs. Mollys but I'm 90 percent sure they've just rebranded Tesco Value so people are more likely to buy them.
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Been on keto, and my shits are coming out black and smooth... i-is this normal?
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>>48638284
How much per hours and how many hours do you require?
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>>48638470
>They have all these new "exclusive to Tesco," cheap brands like Mrs. Mollys but I'm 90 percent sure they've just rebranded Tesco Value
According to my mate that works at Tesco, they are. He pointed it out when he asked why I bought the tesco value pizzas when they had some fancy branding on
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>>48638457
I like to imagine he was dragged to some shitty party by his wife and decided to injure himself in the most spectacular way possible as a form of protest
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>>48638470
last time I went into tesco I had noticed they had rebranded a lot of their in house brands to make them look a bit more up market
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>tfw dont go to tesco because of self service check outs
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>>48638478
why did you fall for a diet meme?
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Where can I buy a pablo escobar wig thats cheap
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waitrose > sainsburys > morrisons > tesco >>>>>>>>> asda
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I'll get a job before you, moni
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>>48638518
keto is not a meme, you sir are a meme.
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>>48638486
>>48638503
I caught on to it today lad when the ms. Mollys birthday cake was 4 quid which was cheaper than the Tesco one and some gravy granules were 20p which were also cheaper than the regular tesco one
Bit weird they are tricking people like that
It doesn't bother me cause I've no problem with tesco value just wish they were being cheeky cunts about it
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>>48638522
very based ordering there lad
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>>48638525

dont call it moni lad, youre better than that
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No Lidl lads in? They're good for bakery and vegetables
Also love their gummy beats and. Off brand monster munch
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>>48638522
where does m&s fit in? above or below waitrose?
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waiting for Jacks to come to my area
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>hsbc extended my student overdraft from 500 to 1000
waheeey drinks in for the lads
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just tried some tiger bread for the first time and i wasnt impressed tbqh, nowhere near as good as the lads here said it would be
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>>48638525
really?

thanks, any leads?
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>>48638585
tiger bread is a meme perpetuated by university children
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>Ms Molly's
They've re-badged it, you fool!
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>>48638572
forgot about m&s tbf, after waitrose but before morrisons. m&s has more stores in working class areas than waitrose
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>>48638567
I'm going to try Lidl and aldi again. I've become disillusioned with the others. Morrisons is usually good but can be messy and understocked when I go in. Sainsbury's has gone down the pan, most of their own brand stuff is lower quality now
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>>48638480
>>48638284
I'm not joking by the way Moni.
willing to pay minimum wage for 15 hours per week.
Will pay for travel + food allowance.
Also cash in hand.
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ey, yo, look, let the story, no matter the out come, baby, i always win.
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I only shop at aldi
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>>48638589
Universal credit interview on Monday. That'll be the push I need after being thoroughly dehumanised by the job centre to the tune of Vivaldi
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>>48638620
be careful at aldi, you have to pack your stuff really quick or just put it back in the trolley and pack it on the shelf at the back
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>>48637998
is there any licensing that i need to pay for to get them?
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>>48638525

Fucking hell, it's on

My money is on you again, I backed the right horse with the LGV licence
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>>48638582
Careful there mate I am still 1000 quid down in that 'draft
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>>48638655
They have a retarded parking system here too where you have to register your numberplate or something. Lidl here is newer and more impressive, has self service too
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>>48638620
Morrisons where I live is the best, but I go to aldi for my main shop. Beware the aldi vegetables they just arent as good.
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>>48638668
Aye I know lad, 1000 quid seems easily manageable though if I get a graduate account and still have the 0% interest for a few years till I pay it back. A couple lads I know are well past 2000 quid in their overdraft
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>>48638401
These things always look so much better frame by frame
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>>48638684
never had that at any of the aldi's by me, must be that one. try another aldi, i have about 4 within a few mile radius. when you've moved out it might be easier to order online from tesco or something. i drive to tesco mainly but it can be awkward if there's lot of stuff
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>>48638620
>disillusioned with super market chains
muppet
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>>48638662
I don't think so but you should probably lie about what you're using it for. You can't buy them directly by adding it to a cart or anything you have to call or message them and they send you a quote
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>My favourite show is "The Apprentice"
>With my current job woes it's depressing me

>>48638653
>>48638667
Misread your original post, thought you were saying you'd get a job FOR me

Instead it looks like you have chosen to go to war with the queen

Have you even had a job during your lifetime?
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>>48638628
Lad if poley doesn't want it i will take the job.
It's not gay though right?
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>>48638769
can get you a job mate. would need to know about any criminal charges though, you're not a criminal are you?
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a view to a kill on itv 4 lads, classic opening
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>>48638698
I don't buy veg, sometimes buy fruit. Morrisons has the best bakery here. Lots of deserts and pastry stuff. Also has better prices and deals most of the time.

>>48638735
There is a different tesco, a bigger one nearer to where I'm moving so it has another chance. Just the Aldi/Lidl. The Lidl only opened in late 2016 in a new building so it has a nice feel
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I will never find peace here, there is too much suffering.
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>>48638812
Then kiIl yourself lad
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>>48638769
I've never had a job. Actually makes me feel bad because if I succeed I won't reach the 10 year NEET milestone next year
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>>48638820
nah, i still have moments of happiness. do you always advocate suicide?
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>>48638837
Why have you not tried working voluntary? i really don't understand you at all lad
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Pizza is here lids

Waaheyyyy
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>>48638844
For you people it's the only thing I advocate
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>>48638800
>you're not a criminal are you?
No(t important)
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>>48638872
by you people do you mean britfeel lads or sad lads?
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>>48638875
this was a test. you failed AGAIN. you aren't getting the job now amer
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>>48638460
Did you miss the scene with Minute Maid?

>I like the one that says SOME pulp
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What yous going as for halloween lads
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>>48638863
Charity shops were more stringent than I expected. Scope here wouldn't take me because I had no references, all the rest are filled so don't really need help. There is hoards of old women who work in them as a social event.
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>>48638903
i'm going as
turning the lights off and waiting for it to end
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>>48638911
clubbing is about as normie as it gets.
the girl on the far right is nice though
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>>48638903
I'm going to be staying indoors and reading, maybe watching a halloween related movie/tv show or playing a horror game, although horror games make me feel really tense and horrible
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>>48638903
sexy nurse uwu
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>>48638907
no offense lad but if you can't get a voluntary job things are not looking good for you. Sounds like you have been cucked by old women
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>>48638911
3 reminds me of the woman from Come Outside, but a slag
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>>48638911
Unironically hate it, dont even get me started.
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FUCK XBONE
cunts cut me off whilst i was in the queue. got to 8, beep, phone goes off
FUCK XBONE
getting stardew on pc
will play assassins creed then fucka you xbone.
back to sony for console stuff now
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>>48638911
Too early mate I'm still ironing my trousers
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predicted the britfeel christmas storyline lads, amir is now homeless as his criminal record has stopped him from getting work, he's huddled in a doorway in the cold on christmas eve, a now sucessfull monica walks past and throws him a few pence. later that night amir dies alone and cold on christmas day, and based monica is written into the britfeel show
ebins storyline will provide a comical relief
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>when you walk into a club and its full of NPCs
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>>48638911
>tfw none of these girls would spit on me if i were on fire
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>>48639035
>boring trip shit

I am giving this one a skip. Sometimes i feel like tripping just to spice things up, i'm getting tired of the same old faces.
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>>48638802
EATING YOUR... OWN POO FOR A THRILL...
FACE TO FECES,
CHEWY PIECES,
FEELING ILL
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>>48639051
>when you walk into a club and its fulI of NPCs
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>>48639035
looking forward to that comical relief from ebins storyline. can we get something to do with debt and maybe a cant pay we'll take it a way arc
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>>48639059
A lot of them might consider that sexual harassment
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>>48638966
Ever had a good time at the clubs?
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>>48639081
clubs are not my thing, nothing about them is what I want to do on a night out.
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>>48639000
Why's wrong lad? I'm very happy with my one s
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just had a talk with my mum where she was talking about 'when' I have a girlfriend needing to constantly say how nice she looks, with me responding that complements should be given genuinely so as to be special

we settled on the fact that women really don't hold any value in sincerity, and she was surprised that I didn't innately assume that, like sincerity just isn't natural.
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>>48638958
you mean that old slag with the plane and the dog?
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>>48639081
A few times it has been alright. i have been clubbing at least 30 times. must have liked it about 3 times. i only went in the past because it was such a norm in my teens and its all anyone did and loads of people used to go as part of their birthday
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>>48638958
come for a ride
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>>48639134
Was more of a brum man myself
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You pay their salaries
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>>48639134
>tfw the dog plane slag will never land at your workplace for a bit of educational activities
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>order a box of condoms
>amazon says it was delivered and handed to a receptionist yesterday
>no email saying I have a parcel like usual
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>>48639165
fucking unbelieveable innit mate kek
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>>48639175
i got them lad, but i'm not the receptionist. my building does look like an office though
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>>48639134
she needs to come and ride my dong, the dog can watch
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>>48639109
had to do an offline update it lost my profile and been fannying about trying to get it sorted. but phone lines close at 9 and i'm not the most organised so keep missing the cut off point
tl;dr, just miffed and spitting muh dummy out
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>>48639211
Sorry to her that lad. Hope you get it sorted out. On the subject, seen the new cod was out in Tesco today. Phwoar cod season already.
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>>48639165
>sleeping
>wake up middle of the night to find some roastie drinking from my 2 day old piss bottle

what the actual FUCK. i dont care if its some prime busty perfect body teenager, thats the creepiest shit ever, and im a balding adult male virgin
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imagine buying an xbox one hahahahaha it has literally nothing on it, at least the platy station has the jap exclusives.
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>>48639175
>Go into boots
>look at condoms aisle
>Usually just buy standard durex because dont see a reason to be fussy about it
>Notice durex now how EXXXXTRA LARGE
oh great, so now the cashier is thinking "Oh that guy has an average size penis"

It's not even fucking "average" I went to asia and their normal ones can't even fit me at all
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>>48639231
why do you have a piss bottle?
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Had a very lonely 21st birthday, I hope everyone had a nice day, has anyone had any experience with magic mushrooms? Is the 'life changing' effects of psilocybin a meme?
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hello brits, belgium humanoid here, AMA, i'd wanna laugh.
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wouldn't mind a fat minge in my face right now tbqh
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>>48639228
yeah a lad from my old shift keeps banging on about it. WWII has a great mode called dogfight.but...
*sobs*
only online
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>>48639247
Why did you put life changing in quotations you unlovable piece of garbage
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>>48639247
Happy 21st birthday, man
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>>48639247
grugs is going to bring you nothing pal, just think of what to do tommorow and that's already enough to go forward, i believe it wanker
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>>48639266
I really want to fuck her, i love a fatty
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>tfw unironically use Magnum condoms
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>>48639239
It has very good backwards compatibility and my One S plays UHD blurays which in native 4k which is handy desu
There's deffo some times I wish I had a PS4 tho but more. Likely. To buy a switch desu
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>>48639175
>and handed to a receptionist yesterday
My mummy handles all my receptionist matters, all my important post is on my desk just in time for the 10:00am pow-wow and before my 10:11am coffee break and 10:12am poo break
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>>48639254
How many willy wonkas does your country have
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I actually wonder how many regular posters here are non-brits

I see a few posts with "mom" and stuff like that in them in each thread.
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>>48639071
i'm thinking he gets a hgv job and gets stuck on ikley moor, he thinks he's done for only to be rescued by the staff of mcdonalds scarborough
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>>48638944
It is bad, I don't bother even mentioning how bad I've gotten on here usually. Intrusive thoughts and compulsions have taken over me so im not sure what will happen when I move out (next week probably)
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>>48639266
It's weird to think some manlets could climb up inside her
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>>48639308
a mcdonalds delivery lorry rescues him and ebin gains a trucking buddy? i'd like to see ebin x tilde on christmas day, can the writing staff accommodate that for the christmas episode?
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Had some lunchbox malt loaves, a nakd bar, a chocolate hobnob flapjack snack size, 3 bags of different crisps, a 500ml Coke zero and a 500ml pepsi Max. That's all Ive had and will have till tomorrow afternoon at the soonest
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>>48639300
over 230 choco factories, all of different variety, but my favorite is probably pralines, fucking Scrumptious lad
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>>48639356
>pralines
based
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>>48639349
what will you eat tomorrow
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>>48639247
for what it's worth, happy birthday lad
i've only taken them once when me and a friend went and picked some from a field
don't know what dose i took (some in a cup with water), but i was fucked. seen the walls in my friends house melting then millions of toy soldiers marching towards me.
but, afterwards i felt invincible, like i could take on the world. never felt like that in my life, from anything
didn't last long just the night. was back to me the next day
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>>48639311
have you tried expressing your grievances to a metal health team or the dole?
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>>48639349
fuck off you boring blogposting twat
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I WANT SOME FUCKING PRALINES REEEEEE
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>>48639254
how big is your fry belgian man?
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>>48638911

I'm out at the fair, it was shit, spent 9 bong on unfilling junk food
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>>48639239
no u platy station
i've got a ps4 as well. just prefer the xbone controllers. more comfy
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>>48639356
>tfw sitting on a camp site eating BIG BAGS of misshaped Rowntrees Munchies that didn't pass quality control bought from the Rowntrees factory shop
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All the soft hand faggots in this thread who have never known a hard day's graft
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>>48639293
>>48639430
bloody hell lads you're not helping yourselves
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>>48639416
im not a man actually but i do like em 15-20 cm if u know what im saying, long fries of course, get your mind out of the gutter incel
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lads, been here reports thats a nonce going around camp sites offering kids misshaped rowntrees munchies
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>>48639462
i soft handed your mum
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>been listening to asmr on my laptop using an incognito window
>two days later get a push notification on my phone from my podcast app, advertising asmr
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>>48639470
oh shit yeah i forgot, my bad

oh muh feefee's you absolute bastards ye
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>>48639474
>im not a man actually
hmm
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>>48639477
>mum
truly a britfag
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>>48639481
tracking is based on more than cookies and session my man
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>>48639481
yeah they track what you look at, its been proven countless times
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>incognito mode
lol
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>>48639481
Google Chrome incognito isn't really incognito, it actually cross contaminates in a fucked up way.

and if you bring this up with Chrome and google fanboys they claim this is how it's supposed to work.
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>that one girl that interests every single fucking event on facebook
ffs you know you arent going to go to them all whats the fucking point
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>>48639474
>3d women on 4chan
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>>48639547
>3d women on 4chan
Throw em in the trash
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>>48639527
>having a Facebook account
fuck off normie
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>>48639547
>tfw 4d woman
>shows you my tits
>you're unable to perceive them
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fuck off if you aint showing your hangers you aren't real
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>>48639254
how many immigrants in brussels compared to britain anon?
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>>48639651
like i know how many niggers you have in britain, probably more then us, but i'll tell you one thing, every corner of brussels is filled with at least 2 black people and 5 Turks
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>>48639345
tilde hasenjoyed a nice xmas at home, greggs sosj rolls galore, but something is missing. tjhn, her phonce lights up, a message - look on your doorstep, on there is a beautiful pearl necklace from ebin with a note - "always yours"
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>>48639575
>trash
ugh fuck off Yank.
>>orrogng
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-45825838

If you think "she's" a mess in the first picture just wait until you scroll down.
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>>48639403
Yes. I've been to the GP so many times now in the last few months. I'm required to go every two weeks for blood pressure, blood test, weight and temperature readings because my BMI dropped below the threshold. The mental health place tried to section me, crisis team came to me nearly daily for a couple of weeks before completely dropping me (Was supposed to have been transferred, I'm technically still under there care I think).

My GP is quite seething over how useless everybody is, she referred me to an eating disorder clinic and dietitian over a month ago and heard nothing. Also the social worker I have is absolutely useless as well. I've received fuck all help and continue to struggle, and this is not a me refusing it. I engage the best I can and remain honest. I go to every appointment, they were just miffed I refused to take anti-pyschs but never arranged any sort of alternative therapy treatment for me.

>>48639389
Probably McDonalds or something from Morrisons. Also had some Nairns oat biscuits
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>>48639624
>tfw posts webm of 4d boobs and they move around
>tfw they grow bigger and smaller and disappear to grow twice the size of their 3d counterparts
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>>48639697
>every possible opportunity to call it She
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I assume that any girl that gives me a compliment on my appearance/outfit wants to fuck me, is this bad?
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>>48639723
If they didn't they wouldn't compliment you.
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>tfw three ciders and I'm strutting round the room imagining that I am jesus christ reborn and I gave kanye west the power to fly on live tv
how did this happen
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>>48639723
that's fucking horrible, change that quickly or you'll end up like the Britannic counterpart of Elliot Rodgers
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>>48639697
>That second picture

Ahhhh Leeds.
I dont want to live in this county anymore
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>>48639750
this is the UK, we're all elliot rodgers
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>>48639723
nah a qt girl at brighton uni with bad mental health problems gave me a compliment at an interview and that was 100% bs
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>>48639750
I should probably reword it.

I assume that any girl that gives me a compliment on my appearance/outfit I have the chance to fuck, is this bad
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Tell me your problems, lads.
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>>48639795

ive got a bad head ;_;
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>>48639795
I sabotage every relationship because emotional intamcy scares me
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Me? I'm only into 4G women.
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Nothing sweeter than a roastie petitioning the family court to mandate her ex play a more 'active role' in their kid's upbringing...
>legal parlance for GIMME MOOR MON-AY
... & ol' Judgy turning around, granting the Dad half custody and slashing roasti... er, 'the kid's' child maintenance.
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>>48639795
I wish I played more video games but all my days I spend lying in bed wishing I was playing video games but I can never be bothered to
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI
>>48639795
I want to cuddle a qt mr therapist man
more immediately I am drunk
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>>48639756
I got a tourist book on Leeds from one of those stands with all the leaflets, the ones that are supposed to show you museums, stuff to do etc. Had lots of LGBT shit shoehorned into it. Stuff like that should remain wholesome and informative instead of political and adult themed like this. The York ones are never this bad as far as I've seen, York is better anyway.
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>>48639795
i've have been masturbating but im pretty religious, and my book doesn't tell me if masturbating is a sin, so im confused of what to do, especially knowing that my book tells married couples to at least pleasure each other once in the 4 month period, muslim btw
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>>48639795
I'm a compulsive liar and I lash out at people who try to get close to me
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>>48639844
Google it lad
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>>48639843
>captain pensioner on twink with a trans gf jsut wrote this
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>>48639807
how so? are you disfigured lad? show us your face, you'll be a real trooper, we dont post it anywhere, we're close here
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>>48639843
liking willies isn't political, ebin
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>>48639695
Proper brit lad I just like the word trash.
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>>48639844
>my book tells married couples to at least pleasure each other once in the 4 month period
once in 4 MONTHS? That's pretty lame
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crazy how some people get cars for their birthdays. my parents can't even afford to get me a ps4 for my birthday
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>>48639843
>York is better
York is pretty based tbqh.
The reason shit like that gets spouted eveywhere is because the pride parade over here is huge, and loads of people from the surrounding areas come and go to it. In general the club scene and shit is pretty big and apparently its not as big as anywhere else. Its a fucking curse 99% of the time.So its bit of an adult city to go to you know, York has history and a nice river and shit. Leeds has clubbing and gay bars.

Its a tough role but somecities got to do it I guess.
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>>48639824
Same. I could play video games all day after school as a kid. Now I finish work and I'm shattered, no energy to play games
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>>48639707
i dont think we are hearing the full truth with the nhs and you. i think theres a lack of willingness on your part and i bet you dont stay in contact with them either. I recall you bitching about having to meet a social worker the other week. help is there you just wont use it. cant do anything for someone who wont help themselves

and fucking eat something or stop whining. unironically think youre not because you get attention on here. if you knows its a problem then do something about it for fucks sake. always some excuse with you
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>>48639795
I really like someone and have tried to let them know but not got anything back. Hard to explain because they post here.

Maybe it's you?
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>>48639697
Shocked the bbc even reported this
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>>48639864
i did, they said that its a tie too, its not said anything about, but its recommended not to do, because they tell us, "what would the prophet do?" but even if it was prohibited, i'd still be doing it
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>>48639926
>what would the prophet do?
probably have sex with someone
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>>48639904
my parents gave me a belt many other people get nothing at all
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>>48639903
AT LEAST four months, arabic people fuck like rabbits, they are seen as a good couple when they do it often by arabic standards, its also allowed in the nights of ramadan, pretty much a sacred month for muslims where you should devode yourself to not doing sin
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>>48639918
Give us a hint laddo
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I'M OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN
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Anyone else who feels digusted with himself after having a wank?
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>>48639937
geuss im fucking screwed kek, i dont browse 4chan for unjustified reasons
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>>48639962
Always lad. Clean up as quick as possible and try to forget about it
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2 weeks until rdr2 lads
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>>48639904
get money for birthdays and christmas's and save it
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>>48639962
I always close down the porn before I cum so I dont see what I was watching in the post cum clarity
>>48639983
preordered my copy today, going to the midnight launch. cant fucking wait. skeptical about RDO after GTA Online but the single player should be fun as fuck as usual
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>>48639962
muslim guy here,
obviously yeah i do, i dont think about it clearly when in the act of doing the wankin' but you get my point, at the end i just want to fucking burn my dick with a lighter, How about u?
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ARLENE FOSTER IS A FAT BITCH AND LOOKS LIKE SHREK
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This is a new character, right?
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My friend is mad at me and I have no idea why, I asked and he didn't respond.
I'm really confused.
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>>48639891
>>48639873
It's forced though, even Leeds United had some pride shit. The motto of Leeds is "Marching on Together", they had a big banner saying "Marching out Together".

I think its political, it's certainly forced into our faces and invades everything when its unnecessary. I think eventually it does more harm than good in making such a big song and dance about it. It's not family friendly and not something I want to be exposed to nor should a lot of people be unwillingly exposed to it. Most people don't give a shit about gays and equality and the ones who are homophobic are just going to seeth and hate them more with pride events, who the fuck wins?

>>48639913
I haven't been for a long time, I want to drive there sometime and stop of in monks cross park&ride. Go into town for the train museum and then go back on the bus to shop a bit. I haven't driven for over 2 weeks now though because I never feel well enough

>>48639917
I did go to him though, he just doesn't do anything. The only thing I refused is medicine
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>>48639983
v is over that way wanker
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>>48639983
GTAV tells me this will be a fucking huge disappointment and an exercise in IAP whale gorging
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>>48639918
if you're a male and that person's a male do you know he's gay?
or if a girl GET YER KNI haha jk.
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>>48640041
EBIN YOU ARE GAY AND YOUR GF IS TRANS
Please see a doctor about your autism.
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when was the last time you got caught wanking?
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>>48639950
Nah then they'l know who I am.
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>>48640065
muslim guy here
i have a whole thread on it actually
it was a while ago, but BOY im never forgetting that one
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>>48640065
Got caught wanking to Babestation in the starfish position on the living room armchair when I was like 11. So about 12 years ago.
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I read a lot of novels, I want to be an author, but when I'm reading I often think how the hell do they come up with some of this stuff, plus manage to write several hundred pages, stay entertaining and makes sense
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>>48640048
>he doesnt just do the inevitable money glitches that come out once every couple of weeks
I have billions in GTA Online, not really much to do once you own everything worth owning other than just griefing people
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>muslim guy here
already sick of reading it
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>>48640065
nearly got caught in the act by my sister and her bf when i was house sitting at my mums. they just turned up
also, when living at my mums i fell asleep once after a wank. porn still on, trousers round my ankles and a friend called at the house, and apparantly my stepdad went up to tell me
found out the next day when my friend said my stepdad just went downstairs and said no he's asleep, then shut the door
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>>48640048
>GTAV

Lacklustre single player and rockstar trying to take zoomers parents money by the online modes microtransactions? I think that's how it went.

>>48640063
That doesn't change what I said though. I could be a massive aids cumsleeve gay but I wouldn't want to expose everyone to that and broadcast it. Pride events are just invasive, they bother people who don't care and further alienate people who do. At no point should these people be walking around near naked in a public space and advertising it everywhere. I don't see what good it does, everyone fucker knows now we should be "EQUAL" that there is no more message needed, everyone has made their mind up. The only thing is people who don't care might start caring due to the overexposure to the grotesque displays that keep being put on
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sat here naked again, started doing it in the summer when it was really warm at night and I just love sitting around naked now
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>>48640092
holy shit, that was fucking cringy to read, this actually happened?
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>>48639795

>Tfw no gf

Everything else in life is perfect
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>>48639813
>>48639795
pls respond :-(

Fuggin robot
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>>48640133
>I could be
>I wouldn't want to expose
I sense a deep inner hatred within you. Come out the closet. Embrace your sexuality.
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>>48640147
believe it or not, my dad never saw me the same again, yes this actually happened
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>>48640065
>Non religious guy here
Like a few years ago, mum came in 12 at night asking if she could borrow a fag of me.
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Do people genuinely think GTAV singleplayer was lackluster? It was unironically the best one after Vice City
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>tell me your problems guy responded to not one of us
all those up for lynching him say I
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>>48640143
Doesnt your furniture get covered in bum sweat?
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>>48640182
cheat codes were heavens my man, i had so much fun with the explosive bullets
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45817697

And
As sad as this is
Remember that
We'll never even experience the good parts
And that's worse, incel life is hell on earth
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>>48640191
one word
Towels
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I don't like being naked because I get shit stains on everything.
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>>48640253
clean your arse better you mong
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>Greggs don't do flapjacks
>Do yank tier shit like cookies and cream doughnuts

>>48640182
I played it on PS3 at launch so my opinion is probably heavily skewed by the fact it ran at 5fps. Seemed like everything after ward was online based
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ALL THE PAKIS GET OUT OF THE THREAD RIGHT NOW!

(me and the whites need to have a little chat)

....
...
...

Gib...

>?

Gib job....

>....?

Gib job PLS!
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>>48640182
i enjoyed it. quite enjoyed the lost and damned stuff as well.
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>>48640133

Leeds is dire, at least the city centre. My cousin lives there (the one divorced after two years) only briefly driven through York once and it was quite nice in the centre. Went to the carpark of the train museum but didn't have time to go in.

Scarborough always strikes me as a wholesome place although living nearby might give you a different perspective
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>>48640267
that was actually really funny
neet moni >wagie moni
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>>48640267

Get a driving licence and get back to me in 2023
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>>48640267
Why don't you get a HGV licence?

>Nobody cares about your criminal record unless you're applying to work in an airport or a council/government role
>Loads of jobs and demand around Manchester/North west

you could probably walk straight into an agency there for good pay
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>>48640544
why haven't you gone to an agency yet then?
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anyone else like smearing their positions in shit? It deters the elves in my chimney from stealing my possessions for not delivering them flies
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>>48640544

He's probably "too high class" for it, despite it being a 98% white industry which should suit him
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might finally get War of the Chosen for Xcom 2, lads

got that free-for-a-while update now

I played the shit out of Xcom 2 when it first came out, but I feel like I should play other games instead of returning to one I've already played.
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>>48640632
haha now this is epic trolling
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buy the new cod tomorrow lads

gonna have a comfy night and play and hopefully it feels the same as when i was younger r-r-right?

>inb4 btfo im 22
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Honestly lad, I think I've found the women I'm going to marry
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>>48640686
I'm getting cod tomorrow aswell a big one with chips
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>>48640695
Tell me about her. Where did you meet her?
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>>48640707
>cod
>not getting curry chips and batter
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you lads reckon 120 grams of protein a day is enough to build a decent amount of muscle? obviously lifting too
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>>48640726
>curry chips
tell me more
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>>48640289
I don't know, I can't really comment on Leeds city centre because I never go to cities but from what I gather

>Overpriced or pretentious cafes, restaurants and coffee places
>Endless chain coffee shops, bakeries and fast food places (Costa, McDonalds, KFC, Pret, Starbucks)
>A large Primark full of foreigners and pre-mangled clothes thrown all over the place
>Lots of ignorant "busy" soulless NPCs who have no patient and feel the need to rush everywhere

There isn't really much else, none of it really appeals to me. York has more pretentious places but also more historical stuff and museums to visit. The train museum is great.

As for Scarborough, it's fine but there isn't much to shout home about. The youth is largely comprised of scum, single mothers, druggies and lots of retired people due to lack of skilled employment here. The middle class is small here. Everyone who did well at school pretty much leaves the place, they are building lots of homes here for some reason

>>48640629
No agencies in my area, where poley lives there is much more demand, my driver card didn't even come yet cause the DVLA fucked it up. There's a few transport companies but they probably won't take a new driver so it'll be hard
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>>48640695
is she a virgin? tell us true
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>>48640712
Well we met about a year a good at a video games convention and we've kept in touch ever since. We talk near every night, we play vidya together, we have similar career interests. She lives quite a distance away but we travel to see each other few couple of weeks. We do have slightly different values but we've had a number of real heart to heart discussions and she's changed her mind on stuff, and shes changed my mind on stuff. I spend all day imagining us getting married. Never felt this way about a lass before.
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>>48640772
1g per pound bodyweight
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>>48640772
Personally I'd go for a gram of protein for every lb you weigh. So if you're 170lbs, you want 170g of protein for example
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>>48640780
Yeah lad, she's a bit of a dork and has told me she's only ever had one boyfriend in the past that last a few weeks while she was a teenager. She's pure true and proper
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>>48640785
Are you actually dating or just really good friends? I can't imagine that she doesn't know how you feel.
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>>48640798
>>48640785
So how many men has she slept with? What about whilst you've been talking?
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>watch movie
>made 2017
>all the main characters are white
>the one female character is constantly being sexually harassed and it's played up for laughs
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>>48640818
>>48640780
Why are you so focused on if she's took a dick or not?
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>>48640798
>>48640785
>>48640780
>>48640712
looks like a guy, not gonna lie,is she tight? if you said yes, you can go die
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if you don't wank solely to the BabesofBritain youtube channel you are not British
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>>48640798
>a virgin

If you're her first you better marry her. Don't fuck this up because I could have had her.
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>>48640804
just friends at the moment but the chemistry is mad there, we actually kissed last time we met up, so far all we've said to each other about it was me saying that I really liked it, and she agreed, this was only last week so its still pretty new
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>>48640779

>Nothing to shout home about
>He takes living by the sea for granted
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>>48640793
>>48640795
>>48640793
>>48640795
cba doing that, its too much protein. I dont want to get huge, i just want to put on a decent amount of muscle. i'm only 145 pounds atm. do you lads really take in that much protein, how do you do it everyday?
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Got a job interview tomorrow morning. Absolutely dreading it. Its over an hour away by bus on the far side of town and I don't really want it. Crap pay, shitty work hours. I'll have to tell them I can't work on the 25/26 of October and from Christmas until mid January. Can't wait to get it over with and start the weekend.
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darts isn't a real sport but its entertaining
snooker is a sport and requires more skill
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YOURE SUCH A FUCKINTG WHORE I LOVE UIT
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>>48640833

Because otherwise it wont last
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>>48640873
you need protein powder
otherwise you're taking in too much junk from other stuff
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>>48640873
>I dont want to get huge
dont worry, you wont
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>another normie mong bragging about kissing girls
FUCK OFF
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>>48640874
Tough spot, lad.
Job Centre on your back?
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How ,much do i havre to drink to hgo back in time?
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>>48640913
I don't but i've been trying to find out for years
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Went to a funeral today. Old Stacy work colleague was there. Couldn't man up and go talk to her. Just gave an autistic wave. Fuck my life. Why can't I approach women? Why do I get so anxious around attractive women?
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>>48640913
Approximently 3 units for every month
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Alright lads, what happened to the dubtrack?
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na night ziggeh pal
I CAN SHARE SHNRISED WITH U
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>>48640889
maybe, just maybe, you should see yourself as the odd one and just keep quiet

no one is "bragging" despite your delusions and insecurity, they're just chatting
the less you pick fights with people you don't like the less they'll be a problem
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>>48640936
>wanting to approach a girl at a funeral
have a bit of respect would you for fuck sake
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>>48640912
Job Centre and family. I have to appear to be trying but its going to require a Spud performance without the drugs. The issue is im accidentally charming when forced into these kinds of situations.
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>>48640933
what would you change dear tity boi? any event in particualr you fucked up?
>>48640937
a dark fruits is 1.8 a can and I need to go back about ten years
3x12x10 = 360 units
so 200 cans
is this dangerous?
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>>48640960
>normies coming in to back each other up like normal
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>>48640884
i already have protein powder. my macros for every else are alright... all i want to know is it i will gain decent muscle still? please dont push the general guide for the sake of it, if you dont know i would prefer if you just said so
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any of the lads in lamp lovers on normiebook? its surreal, just old women being orbitted by old norf fc looking blokes
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>>48640986
fuck off you normie cunt REEEEEEEE
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>greggs outlet
holy fuck boys get yourselves to one sometime tomorrow, bought like 20 big bags of caramel shortbread off-cuts for like a fiver and two chicken bakes for a quid earlier
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>>48640982
>ten years
what happened then?
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>>48640986
lol swing and a miss lad, I'm "like you" but I don't care what other people talk about and actually realise my situation is not normal.
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>>48640993
no you won't because you're only taking on 100% RDA
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>>48641000
I would unironically want to fuck her
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>>48640963
Not in a sexual way. I mean just in general. I can't approach pretty girls even to have a casual conversation with. I wouldn't date her anyway, she's a family friend.
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>>48641000
i would love to
she's hot ffs!

>>48641027
>>48641027
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>>48641014
>'like you'
jog on, classic normie thing to say
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Wetherspoons has a hotel in dublin
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>>48640982
>dark fruits
fret not fair maiden that beverage is ideal for time travelling purposes
did you miss place a beloved handbag a decade ago
got to love a shit joke eh
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>>48640982
i dunno what i would change, i think of the events were actually beyond my control but that doesn't mean i wouldn't like another go at it
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>>48641045
haha you literally don't know anything about me

>'like you'
>jog on, classic normie thing to say
this level of paranoia makes me think this must be an anon Ebin or Poleabo post
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>>48641022
>you're only taking on 100% RDA

that is like 60 grams, are you baiting me? i should never ask britfeel for advice lol
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>>48641066
if you are going out and kissing girls you are not like me
simple as really
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Thoughts on climate change lads?
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>>48640862
It's nice. Especially this time of year when the weather is like it has been over the past few days. In summer its too busy and the infrastructure overflows quite a bit. I was in Scarborough when the armed forces day was on in June and it took me over an hour of standstill traffic to get out, every car park overflowing with cars and blocking everything up. It's substantially better and cheaper than living in a city I'd guess, employment is bad because the area is quite isolated. There actually is a lot of employment around where the McCains chip factory is, big potato farm, two big haulage firms, some other regional companies based there. Everything else is seasonal though, lots of stuff shuts after October.

I like autumn and winter here because fuck all is happening and it's more quiet. Cities are still busy and alive around Christmas, sometimes when I go into the supermarkets here there is only me and the staff in at 9pm on weekdays
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>>48641011
idk it is roughtly the start of bullying and becoming socially estranged, though there was some of that from age 8. I think I was objectively pretty handsome as a kid but genetics raped me
>>48641051
mummy misplaced a beloved condom two decades ago maybe
u silly
>>48641062
I guess a lot of shit as a kid and generally is outside of your control but I can't help think that this could ahve gone a bit better
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>>48640873
Yes it is a lot of protein but you have to do what it takes to build the muscle you want
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>>48641084
depends on the way it changes
hotter times= meh
comfy cold 10 months of glorious winter=i'd be happy with that
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>>48641100
it probably could have gone way better but I can't change the past so fuck it i'm in for the long haul
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Reddit is reddit but I am thoroughly enjoying this page lads
https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCoolNSFW/top/?sort=top&t=all
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>>48641134
I think we can all agree that reddit and tumblr are good for niche porn, digging through fireden /d/ (or wherever) until you find something that tickles your pickle gets old quick
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If you want to get swole 2g of protein per lb of body weight. Simple as. You have to start adding protein into everything, my bodybuilder mate buys protein bread and a bunch of other protein infused products for example
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>>48640294
Thanks, was pretty proud of it

>>48640302
I'm not cut out for driving

>>48640544
Time spent invested in qualifying/learning could be spent better elsewhere such as building a business
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>>48641100
no u silly
i'll answer all 3 for you
kids are wankers
mummy loves ya
life's a bitch then we die
*drops mic*
*walks off*
*in the distance you hear*
back o the net
cheer up grumpy bum, we love ya. that's enough
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>>48641049

Went to their HQ in Watford yesterday, "weatherspoon house"
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>>48641179
You don't even ened to eat protein just take anabolics.
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>>48641187
What were you doing there, lad?
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>i'm not cut out for driving
>thinks he is somehow capable of running a business
haha amer you daft cunt
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>>48641134
>tfw in love
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>>48641179
I remember when I took a bit of an interest in fitness I saw people say that whilst protein is important, it's more just about a calorie surplus

so you build up, then start lowering the calories whilst still having a high protein diet, then you can get lean and keep the muscle mass
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>the site of the final battle between "the people of light" and the carriers of the "pakpak virus"
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>>48641190
Even on anabolics it's heavily recommended to have 2g/lb. You also need to have a good workout plan. People think steroids are a quick fix to get swole but you still need to put in a lot of work
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Feel really fucking sad tonight lads
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>>48641182
>building a business

Like what? that sounds like a terrible idea.
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>>48641206
yuk, not my pick at all lad
horrible boobs

>>48641174
tumblr is excellent for that.
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>>48641201

Had to pick up a car that Tim Martin had been given for a test drive, it was quite filthy when he returned it
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>>48641231
Play any of the batman arkham games lad, quality time to be had
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>>48641232
>>building a business
>Like what? that sounds like a terribIe idea.
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Corrr 1950s bettie page lads
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>>48641250
I haven't no, only have an xbox, can I play it on it?
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>>48641246
they're perfect lad what you on
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>>48641217

Why didn't you do Leicester
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>>48641232
It's a better idea than being NEET for a decade and burning money obtaining a HGV licence

I don't want you or anyone else here to steal my ideas
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>>48641274
xbox 360 or original xbox?
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fuck off amer you don't have anything worth stealing
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night lads

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WaDMYkhTld
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>>48641347
Excellent work lad
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>>48641347
>yur feckin space nonce
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https://youtu.be/WhzxqeLwcgE

>I ate ONLY MCDONALDS food for 24 HOURS!

how did she manage? h-haha
630k views for this shite
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD1O9ZQqBOg
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Master of Puppets with lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJspTQOh9To
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>>48641347
Quality. Just what I needed before bed.
I've been on this fold up bed for a week now lads and I feel no adverse effects. It's actually pretty comfy.
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>>48641179
when i was 12 and a half stone i only took in 140-150 grams of protein and so did my mates. Any bigger and i would have started to look retarded at my height.
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I don't need to listen to Master for the umpteenth fucking time amer
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>>48641405
>"challenge"
haha you've come across this girl lad. For some reason one of her trying to "be ariana grande for a day" video. Had a serious case of slagface, looked nothing like her
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>>48641334
xbox one
oriririririiiiiiiip
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>>48641416
Arise for the NEET national anthem, fellow NEET

https://youtu.be/l-dYNttdgl0
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>it's too bad she won't live
>but then again who does
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>>48641405
>Only eating mcdonalds for 24 is a "challenge"
Mate, thats a Saturday
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>>48641447
You can play arkham knight which is the most recent one, I'm playing it atm and its great fun, would recommend, there are spoilers for the previous games but the plot isn't super serious
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>>48641416
very good song, but I find it quite creepy that you made a decision to like metal bands, so it's impossible to tell if you're actually sincere about liking it or not.
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>>48641441
Always nice to communicate with the other resident metal head
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Kind of glad they dont put calorie information on alcohol. I dont need to see that shit
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>finally get into conversations with girls on dating apps
>always turns to previous relationships
>I tell them I haven't had a gf before
>"no way, you are really nice/funny/whatever word their using that day" any girl would be with you
well obviously not you dumb fucking hags
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>>48641484
terrible taste, Arkham Knight is a terrible game

Literally dragging the batmobile up rooftops to open doors and shit

Fun listening to Jokers running commentary though
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>>48641483
thanks lid, appreciate the rec
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>told my self I'd learn java so I can catch up with my class
>spent the night playing video games instead
ah yes
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>>48641405
>how did she manage? h-haha
>630k views for this shite
Because she's a woman

oh? you thought women were oppressed? hahaha silly you.
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>>48641539
Bit of a needless cringe post lad
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>>48641528
Did you look at what OOPlad sent you? What vidya you playing?
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>>48641567
And getting mad over a woman getting 630K views wasnt?
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>>48641578
>Did you look at what OOPlad sent you
Oh shit I didnt know he sent me anything I'll have a look back and bookmark it
>What vidya you playing?
Forza Horizon 4 lad, very comfy, just waiting on red dead to come out tbqh
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Honestly I've got to give it to Microsoft. Game Pass is fucking based. Wish PS4 had something similar
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everyone pls get in here ok
>>48641615
>>48641615
>>48641615
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>>48641594
Easy enough to miss I guess but look up OOP
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wheeeye what am i like eh





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