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>>49688161
woah, that's a big banana
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I've spent the evening touching my cock to porn instead of doing anything fun or productive. I haven't even came.
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>tfw no fighting game bf
how is this fair
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>>49688161
I fell in love with my bi friend, but I don't think he's interested, why is little friend such suffering!?!?
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>>49688620
That meant to say why is life such suffering, FUCK. He was my first kiss REEEEEEEEeEzrEEe
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best shota blown the fuck out
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Since i have no irl friends or anyone to talk to for that matter i gonna let you guys know i got into a fist figh twith some random drunk guy i won by a inch have you every got into a fist fight r9gay?
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Smash ultimate coming soon
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>>49688728
nope i haven't, are you ok anon?
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>>49688161
>tfw no carnivore bf
reee
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>>49688751
Yeah im good just a bit swollen on my leg
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>>49688989
Nice to hear you're alright try and ice you leg should help with the swelling
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>>49688161
Give me virginia bf
Maybe I dont deserve you but you sure as hell dont deserve me, make it work nig nog uwu
BlazeXM#7487
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>>49688728

Even the thought of a physical confrontation almost gives me a panic attack.

I wish I wasn't such a stereotypical soiboy faggot.
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>>49687162
I want a bf more attractive than me so they can help me improve my appearance.

Almost kidding, in reality I'm scared of big commitments
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>>49688731
tfw nobody to play it with on release
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The current contactfags are nowhere near as cool as the old ones. I'd take 100 Sil's over vafag and pafag just due to him having been more interesting. You people don't do anything
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>>49689442
What people are you talking about?
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>can't make time for me
>can make time for others
>talks to people he hasn't in forever just to not talk to me
Don't see the point
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>>49689442
Sil is just insane lmao, that's why he's interesting
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>tfw still no short scandi bf
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>>49689442
be the change you want, gay anon
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my unranked dota games have started being very high skill, what does this mean anons?
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>>49689442
It's the difference between benign and malignant tumors. The new ones are harmless, the ones you're talking about were fucking cancer.
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i was looking through my old photos on my phone and came across that time when i carved my online friend's name into my side with a razor
who here /edgy/?
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>>49689696
was it that fag from the tranny discord?
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>>49689696
>tfw carved pickle rick into my thigh
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>>49689757
no, it was someone from a kik group when i was a bit younger
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>>49689696
Cutting? You aren't an easily manipulated tranny are you?
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>>49689775
no, just an edgy faggot doing edgy things to see people shocked/pleased
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>>49689481
I guess he's a poor example but it was the first name that I though of that was pre-juan. I don't like Sil or any of the old discordfags by any means but they had personality and occasionally sometimes contributed to the thread sort of when they weren't completely shitting it up
>>49689507
I've made the attempt before. Its like herding cats.
>>49689610
The new ones aren't malignant. Everybody is a contactfag now, not everybody spams their discord in every thread like those two but its quite literally impossible to actually have a conversation here without it ending in "So whats your discord? lol". Before if you asked for discord or email the entire thread would erupt in rage and you'd get thrown out and that went double for people who posted nudes or took on trips. I'm quite sure that now if I took on a trip and started acting nice enough I'd have piles of fags sucking my dick every time I showed up. The new ones aren't harmless because now everything ends in contactfaggery and desperate attempts to turn each other into bf material. Nobody wanted to be juan or sil or nap, now people don't really even mind virginiafag and might be willing to become them if it meant getting a bf
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>>49689887
Someone that makes one post per thread saying "tfw no bf" is infinitely better than a juan or nap spamming constantly with shitposts. There's a reason our guardian angels culled those retards.
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>>49689887
im one of the contact fags, i contribute to the thread other than my occasional post
of course im anonymous when posting, so you don't know its me
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>>49689102
think you'd be the one reciving the fists, if ya catch my drift ;)
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>>49689595
it doesn't meany anything. people flexed about that stuff back in 2014.
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Anyone else get that feeling of dread and overwhelming sadness when they think about the fact that they'll probably never get a bf?
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>>49690180
I just ignore it and tell myself that there's *no way* I won't be able to find one
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>be me
>skinny, short, weak-ass motherfucker, never felt too much of a man desu
>afraid of many things girls are afraid of, like bugs and snakes
>somehow managed to get a girlfriend (male)
>this summer we spent most days doing nothing at all, just playing vidya and fucking, without even bothering to get dressed
>one night I hear rustling outside
>oh god no, it'll be some creepy animal
>look at my gf
>never seen a biggest sissy in my entire life, disgust engulfs
>seeing such a pathetic weakling give me courage, I barge in the backyard and head towards the garbage bins where the noise was coming from
>gf stays on the doorstep looking worried, irritates me more
>I lift a bin and this were-raccoon comes out of it, scratches or bites me I don't really have time to tell which, and charges towards my now-shrieking sorry excuse for a woman
>oh no you don't, not my faguette
>charge and manage to grab the fucker behind his head, smash its head against the wall with all the strength I can muster, repeatedly
>gf whimpers "anon, stop", almost crying already
>as I look at him I feel a hot, wet liquid dribbling down my now relaxed arm
>look down, it's the raccoon's blood and possibly brain
>for some reason my dick is diamonds
>without saying a word, I drop the raccoon and take my gf there on the doorstep
>as I hatefuck him I smear blood all over his face and force him to lick my bloodied fingers clean
>soon as I cum in him, I push him to the side like a discarded toy and head back inside
>as I grab some whiskey and ice, I can hear my gf finishing himself off
>after like 5 minutes he comes back inside, rests his head on my lap and says he had never fucked with a real man before
>I look at him with contempt, abruptly get up from my desk making him hit his head on it, and kick him for good measure
>grab a smoke and go for a walk slamming the door so hard it comes off the hinges

Is this what being a real man feels like r9fags?
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I want a bf who doesn't immediately ghost me

Too bad I have a shit personality
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>>49690252
at least you have a personality. I'm a stereotypical no-interests fem gay
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>tfw no bf to ramble about my crypto investment to
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>>49690426
>tfw no bf to ramble about my crypto investment to
Crypto is over
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place your bets

spoiler, ill lose
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>>49690509
I choose to believe in ya anyway good luck
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Dazzle MVP
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>>49690239
It was sort of brave how you protected them from the raccoon but everything after that seems like a piece of shit move, honestly.
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>tfw no fortnite bf
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>>49690641
Im sorry but I think you are too young to post in this thread.
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Does anyone else feel insecure about how small their wrists are? I can wrap my hand around them with quite a bit of room to spare
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>>49690717
No, I'm pretty happy about it. I like being small.
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>>49690717
You know i used to be able to do that with every finger but my pinky, but now my middle finger can even make it around feels pretty nice
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>>49690239
not that hot tbdesu, raccoon killing just doesn't do it for me
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>>49690626
I don't know why I act like that, I don't like it but I can't help it. Gf likes it and never said the abuse safe word tho
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>>49690754
I just did it with my pinky and it barely makes it.
>>49690753
>No, I'm pretty happy about it. I like being small.
I like being small too, the only problem is I am a bit tall. At 5"11
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>>49690754
My pink makes it with room to spare
>>49690784
I'm 173cm. I don't know if that's tall or not, though.
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>>49690754
>>49690803
Pinky* Apparently my index finger can't make it to the y key, though
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>>49690754
middle cant even make it I meant
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Guys, I really need an ohio bf right now
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>>49690803
>173cm
thats 5"6 in the states. I am 180.34
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>>49688161
>still haven't found my minecraft bf
is there no end to this torment
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>>49690878
what pack, what serb
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>>49690849
You'll get nothing and like it, you litte cum chugging seimen demon.
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>>49690893
not playing on a modded server but I started playing on /bant/craft because another anon suggested it. Everyone there seems really nice.
If you're asking what mod pack I like, I like the direwolf20 ftb mod pack. I used to be really into tekkit as well.
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>>49690923
Don't put that bad juju on me
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>Still no cute ffxiv bf
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>>49691041
Sorry anon i dont have any money to pay for sub.
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>>49690555
we won both safelane and offlane pretty hard, i guess the zeus drew mid against the sniper?
but the sniper ended up being mega farmed by 25min and just cut right through us
also dazzle toxic towards the jugg and zeus
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>thread dies at night
>burgers literally cannot carry it even though they are 47% of the sites userbase
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>>49691630
I am profoundly sorry on behalf of our people
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Who /iowa/ here? Need cute bf to cuddle under the blankets with this winter :3
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>>49691669
Not /iowa/, but /minnesota/ instead.
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>>49691732
I wish there were more midwest anons here.

Where do you live in Minnesota? I used to go out to Minneapolis every other weekend for your music scene but I can't afford that anymore :(
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>>49691759
>Where do you live in Minnesota?
Literally right between St. Paul and Minneapolis
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>>49691777
Nice casino trips
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>>49691630
my friend comes online at night so that's where I am at
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>>49690849

Middletown guy here, still no bf.
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>tfw no hot sauce bf
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>tfw no bf who knows me intimately and wants to spend his life with me
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>>49691630
We maintain the thread during the day and the rest of you are supposed to keep it up at night. We can't be up 24/7 because europoors and every other brand of retard can't do the same.
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>>49692778
>tfw it's nearly 5 AM and I'm still posting
Life is pain
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>>49691041
I can be your cute ffxiv bf
been playing since 2.0 beta launch
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Tfw no bf to like cute shotas with me
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>>49692923
I like cute shotas but I am not in the mood for a bf
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>>49692899
What server are you on anon? I doubt we're both on Chaos
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>>49692946
on primal at the moment sorry but I love chatting about the game. I have absurds amount of time in it even being gone a year
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I found my green text on r/greentext. I feel ashamed of myself that something I made was posted somewhere else. I feel violated and enraged.
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>>49692923

>tfw no bf to adopt a qt shota with and love and raise him as our child, if he is gay that's fine but also love him even if he becomes a chad pussy slayer
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>>49692995
I saw your thread. You type like an underageb&
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>>49692995
What greentext? Post it
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>>49692960
I've been playing since about patch 3.3/3.4, somehow haven't made many real friends on the game though
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>>49693055
Seeing it on Reddit almost made me cry because I used one of my rare pepes
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>>49692934
We don't have to be bfs but we can enjoy them mutually!
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>Can't get smashed and browse /r9gay/ because I stopped drinking to try to cut body fat
This sucks.
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>>49693224
What do you mean? Smash comes out on Friday. I know I will brows /r9gay/ and smash!
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>tfw crush will never love me
I just want to give him endless hugs :(
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>>49693224
Drink vodka and cut out any refined sugars in your diet, and you should be mostly okay
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>>49693532
I did this and gained 50lbs.
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>>49693582
How much were you drinking, what was your diet like, how active were you daily, how tall are you, and how much did you weigh beforehand?
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>>49693582
>50lbs
what the fuck!? Were you doing nothing but drinking vodka?
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>>49693532
I considered it, but taking shots of Vodka just to get shitfaced and bother random people on /r9gay/ seems like a step farther than I need to go. But maybe I will.
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>>49693596
~750ml/day, two small 500 kcal meals, mostly sedentary, 6ft tall, ~200lbs. The alcohol alone is around 2000 calories.
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>>49688306
does smash count as a fighting game
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>>49693625
How do you think this works exactly?
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>>49693630
>but taking shots of Vodka just to get shitfaced and bother random people on /r9gay/
sounds fun if you ask me. All I would need is more reaction images
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>>49693640
That's a lotta alcohol, anon.
>>49693661
>All I would need is more reaction images
This
Please contribute >>>/wsr/599661
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>>49693661
It does sound like fun...
Maybe I could get some sugar free red bulls and make a night of it.
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>>49693650
If you have to ask if a game counts as a fighter then you don't play fighters
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>another day at work
>another day tfw no bf
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>>49693682
It's been fine for the past 10 years why would it be a lot now?
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>>49693694
the classic kappa/vg lurker arrives at the call
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>tfw no bf to chat with
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>>49688648
>>49688620
Awe I'm sorry dork, tell us more about him! I'm sure he'll come around or you'll find someone better.
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shoutouts to my dorm not having water, hyped to walk in the cold to the gym to shower
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>>49693840
It's okay anon. I'll come too and we can get a quick workout in.
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>>49693840
I have water anon, come over and I'll give you a bath!
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>tfw no chubby hairy warm bf
gn
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>tfw no skinny twink bf to keep warm
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>>49693784
I'm here when my people need me, stoner.
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>>49694024
>>49694045
>tfw no gf

oh wait wrong thread
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i'm cute where do i get a bf
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>>49694254
on another website
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>>49694254
>>49694265
Back of the line, both of you. Some of us are waiting patiently for that boy to give us attention and kisses.
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>>49694265
why
>>49694279
i'll give attention and kisses as long as you do the same
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>>49694279
What did I do wrong?
>>49694293
>why
Because this isn't where you go to get bf's.
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>>49694293
Hmm.... maybe. I'm a good boy tho.

>>49694323
idk, line cutting?
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>>49693532
Vodka has a lot of calories, it will also make you just as bloated as other alcohol.
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>>49694333
why am I bad? I'm just trying to have confidence and feel good ):
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>>49694333
I'm not cutting in the line, I'm telling him where the damn line is supposed to start.
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>>49694363
I never said you were bad!

Now can we all go back to sad boys/guys hoping to fall in love or get noticed by that one person.
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How does someome with extremely low self-esteem get a bf?
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I wish I was born in 1880's in the US so I can secretly have a cowboy bf
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>>49694469
You would probably be lynched you big gay dork
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>>49694394
Wait for someone to find and choose us. which is even more difficult when you're a top
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>>49694505
He definitely would be, what kind of dweeb thinks that he would even have a chance back then.
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>>49694508
>find and choose us
Except they probably don't even think twice about us. REEEEE

tfw no headpat giving bf
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>tfw yet another cold morning waking up with no bf in your arms
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>>49694394
You become my bf, thats how you big cutie
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>>49694519
>>49694505
Just be a "bro" with them, it should works right, right?
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>>49694612
No you dingus, that would never work
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>>49694641
God darn it.. why cowpoke bf are so rare
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>>49694339
Vodka has the least number of calories proportionate to the amount of alcohol in it
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How many push-ups can /r9gay/ do? I just managed 25. I really need to get /fit/, goodness
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>>49694726
Trust me anon, you dont want a cowpoke bf. Now get along little doggie.
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>>49694736
>How many push-ups can /r9gay/ do? I just managed 25. I really need to get /fit/, goodness
Like 0_
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>>49694736
Wow, I wish I could do that many. I did about 15 two days ago and my arms are still very sore.
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>>49694736
At least 20_. I should start lifting as well, being strong is very useful.

>>49694749
How is that possible, anon? Surely you aren't a huge disgusting fatty, right?
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>>49694762
I hadn't done any in three years.
God I wish I were a top
>>49694777
It's useful, but I wish it were more attractive to people
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>>49694736
30 or so. I try doing as many as I can throughout the day.
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>>49694777
>>How is that possible, anon? Surely you aren't a huge disgusting fatty, right?
What do you think lols.
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>>49694736
Been a long time But think it was 80
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I would love you see you people do as many pushups as you claim with actual proper form. You'd fall on your shaky arms after 15 max.
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He always just stops responding after a while no matter how engaging I am and it makes me feel kinda baf. I'm also scared of messaging him again when he does this in case I'm just bothering him
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>>49695829
I did use proper form, though. I played a sport in HS
>>49695864
I hate this feeling
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>>49695829
Ofc the ppl who say how many they can do use proper form, why else give out q number
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>>49695829
Okay dude you're so cool
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>>49695932
Can't say i've encountered a logic this naive before.
>>49695938
t.shitform
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I hate it when 4chan goes down, even for a short while
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Do any of your feel so jealous of other people that you feel physically sick and suicidal?
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>>49696187
Literally same here, fren.
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Whats the ideal height for your bf?
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>>49696200
>tfw no addicted-to-4chan bf
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>>49696231
>tfw no bf that's only slightly more addicted to 4chan than I am
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>>49696226
6'2 with crazy hops
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>>49694736
About 10 in proper form.
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>>49696226
Lower than 5'7
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IS there anyone in here from canada, please say yes
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>>49695829
>tfw no bf to correct your form so you can both work out together in your best condition
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>>49696226
5'7" - 5'11" probably. Although it really doesn't matter to me that much.
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>>49695829
Army teaches you how to do it. Gym teaches you different types focusing on other muscle groups
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Who the fuck would actually want to have anal sex? Assholes are fucking disgusting. I don't want anything to do with the hole someone shits out of. If I had a boyfriend I'd be perfectly happy just giving each other blowjobs, jacking each other off, etc. I don't want anything put in my asshole or to put anything in anyone else's asshole. Anyone who disagrees is a degenerate.
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>>49696226
185-200cm

>>49697147
You wouldn't do it for a bf that loves you? Despicable.
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I love Kass! He's the greatest, he's my savior, I love him!
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>>49697234
>I love Kass! He's the greatest, he's my savior, I love him!
Hes not real LOL
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>>49697180
>You wouldn't do it for a bf that loves you?
No. Putting part of my body into someone's anus disgusts me. I could possibly deal with it if it was only my dick, but that's not how that normally goes, is it?
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>>49697147
I agree, I wouldn't be a fan of it either. It's also bad for you.
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>>49697262
There is nothing wrong with that, I love him just as he is, fiction has always had the power to make us smile and cry, and this fiction has saved my life and made me the happiest man in the world. I love Kass!
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>what game we playing bro?
tfw no bf with bad taste in games to play with.
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>>49697293
Good for you, anon. I'm happy for you. :)
>>49697307
Stop biting your nails!
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>>49697307
>being a sony nigger
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>>49695864
This happens to everyone I talk to my best isn't good enough sadly. Hopefully I'm improving a little.
>>49697322
>Stop biting your nails!
H-how do you know?
>>49697330
I like ween games. A shame about the censorship.
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>>49697347
That censorship thing is actually pretty baffling to me, who do they actually think is buying the games that are a victim of it? definitely not normalfags.
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>>49697347
>>I like ween games. A shame about the censorship.
Pc has more weeb games
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>>49697347
>H-how do you know?
Your nails are really short, and look chewed.
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>>49697423
It is very weird isn't it? To me PlayStation has always been the weeb machine. I would not own one without it.
I dont even think normalfags care about censorship. As in I don't think they're for or against.
I will certainly not support it.
>>49697505
I am in the process of getting a computer. My old one died. RIP.
>>49697578
I think it isn't that bad of a thong to do. At leasit it is better than people that never cut or clean their nails right?
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>>49697686
>I think it isn't that bad of a thong to do. At leasit it is better than people that never cut or clean their nails right?
It's okay, I was just teasing. It's not that bad.
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Do any of you read visual novels?
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>>49688161
>tfw tinder adventures aren't going so well
It all looked so promising in the beginning.
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>>49688620
>>49688648
>He was my first kiss


But he isn't interested? What happened?
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>>49696884
No
i live in ontario not canada
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>>49697831
go away heterofag
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>>49698049
boys looking for boys on tinder is a thing too
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>>49698049
See: >>49698085
The other options are terrible where I live.
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are there guys interested in chubby guys
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>>49698137
yes, plenty
especially if theyre hairy, then you can include me
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>tfw disgusting, hairy body with acne everywhere
I want to die.
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>>49698366
please be my originally ugly bf
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>tfw want qt smol bf but you will never be his chad
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>>49698310
how old are you anon orrrrigginal
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>>49698468
im 18, why do you ask anon?
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>>49698395
>ugly bf
No one wants that.
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>>49698484
do you have a discord? im kind of fitting that desc. except the hairy part
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>>49698587
do you have any hair? you dont have to be a gorilla to be considered hairy
also yes i do, but may i ask where you are from first?
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>>49698690
kentucky originally. wbu? and not a lot desu
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>roommate took a picture of me without my knowledge and sent it to a group chat because the way I was sitting "looked funny"
I fucking hate normalniggers so goddamn much. Literally subhuman
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>>49698814
I understand that feeling anon, I used to get taken pictures of and people would post it on snapchat to make fun of me.
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>>49698820
The real kicker is he'd cry like a fucking bitch if someone even made a negative comment about him or one of his (many) flaws, but I can't bring myself too be so petty as to insult him. Goddamn it I'm mad, though.
I'm really sorry that happened to you, though. People can be really awful sometimes.
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>>49698877
Nearly everyone's an awful person, I don't think there's a genuinely good person on this Earth anon
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>>49698814
>tfw people take pictures of me on the bus or sometimes stop on the street and take pics
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>>49698917
I want to disagree with you. I think you're wrong. I just don't feel that way very strongly right now.
>>49698930
Jesus Christ, maybe I am wrong
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>woke up touching myself to all the ways id tease my bf and what I could wear while sucking his cock or kissing him
>tfw no bf to deepthroat while he plays vidya
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>>49699048
wtf you wouldn't even join him in playing?
who would be his healslut then, huh?
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>>49697686
biting your nails looks bad and is rather disgusting
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>>49699055
That could be fun I guess. Maybe I could kiss his cock as a reward if i do well
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>>49696226
I don't really care about how tall the person is, as long as they aren't a midget or so tall that I'd need a step ladder to kiss them. I'm only 5'7.
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>>49699087
depending what vidya there might be times you could suck or you could be sitting on it while playing.
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>>49698690
u there, anon?
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Who having solo pizza party?
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>>49697831
>>49698085
I swiped through everyone in a 30 mile radius, chatting with a few guys but I doubt it'll work out. This is depressing as fuck. Send help.
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i feel today will be diffrent

>tfw no polish bf
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>>49699312
yes i would like to join u for the pizza party :D
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>>49694469
What we need right now is FAITH arthur. FAITH, MONEY AND MANGOES!
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>>49698814
>tfw people want to take pics with me cause they genuinely like me
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>>49698690
Different anon, from northern US. I guess you're Rueropean though.
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I wish he'd talk to me more
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>>49699792
Why don't you talk to him more?
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>>49699792
>I wish he'd talk to me more
Me too
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>>49699861
I do, we have a nice talk for a while then he'll just stop responding and I don't want to seem clingy or annoying by continuing to message him
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>>49700095
I know the feel. It fucking hurts knowing that you can talk to him once more but the thought of being annoying prevents you from doing it.
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>>49700095
Message him anyway.

>tfw I'm ALWAYS the one to message first with everyone and they're always eager to chat but it still makes me wonder
Can't tell if it's just autism or not, I don't want to go back to having no friends at all though.
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I'm nicer to people who are attractive
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Aight serious talk.
>Cute guy close to me
>fuk_ye.wav
>turns out to be nice and goes to a gym near me
>says he saw me but i didnt see him
>thinks im cute
>turns out he does porn
Do i go for it, fagbots?
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>>49700157
Thats how humanity works.
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>>49700163
There is always chance you will get laid.
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>>49700157
I am the opposite of you, anon
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>>49696698
Bless you, Busta
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>>49699185
sorry i fell asleep see below
>>49699543
nah im southern canadian
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>come to the thread
>scroll through the pictures
>cringe severely
every single time
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I DONT EAT
I DONT SLEEP
I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

YOU KEEP ME UNDER YOUR SPELL
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>>49699434
Where do you live anon? And what kind of bf are you looking for?
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greying or receding hairline?
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>>49700635
graying implies old, so I guess hairline
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>>49700635
graying, its easier to dye your hair than fix your hairline
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>>49700654
if it starts before 30
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>>49700635
graying
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>>49700606
well in poland or do you mean close to what city?

and i probably looking for someone to help eachother improve and to share a little bit of our lifes
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Life ends at 30
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>>49700733
good job, you just showed how low quality you are with a single post
let's hope the other anon is desperate enough to tolerate trash like you
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>>49700163
absolutely undoubtedly go for it.
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>>49700780
how is that what i told "low quality"?
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>>49700780
that's really fucking rude anon, apologize to polish anon, NOW!
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>>49700556
>come to thread
>everyone constantly asking for discord
>raeg
why do we suffer
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>>49700733
I meant city and what kind of personality/bodytype
>>49700780
suck it fag
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>>49700587
get more reaction images pleb. That goes for the rest of you as well.
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>>49700797
obviously trash like you is not capable of understanding why you're trash
>>49700806
>>49700816
truth hurts
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>>49700816
well you could specify it in the question and even if it was a little bit obvious why did you responed so agresivelly? to anwer you question then close to warsaw, personality probably smart and assertive bodytype slim
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In today's lifetime I was a smith. It's one of the most complicated jobs, smithing. I've wanted to tackle it for a while. The smithy I inherited was part of a seventh generation settlement, hastily established by the family's ancestors. In their haste they built the three forges right on top of the bakery. A dreadful oversight. The bakery after all is a vital axis around which the town revolves. A constant flow of hungry people crowded my smithy on their way to grab a bite. Forging metalwork is a delicate balancing act of timing and temperature, it can be frustrating even in the best of times.

Here though, I had children warming themselves by my fire. Greedy little hands making off with essential tools. The forge is burning a load of charcoal, my ingots neatly stacked and ready to fire, but what's this? Where is my hammer? It's in the hands of some inquisitive brat. Where are my tongs? Hidden behind the back of some addled moron, stopping to gawk at the work. By the time I regain them the fire's out and the charcoal wasted. It seems that any time I manage to actually put that redhot iron to anvil its temper cools and goes to waste.

I'll tell you this. Don't stand in the smithy. Don't touch my tools. Get out, find some useful work to do instead of interrupting mine. The iron isn't the only thing in that workshop with a red hot temper. In my life I had three kids. Unwanted and forgotten in pursuit of the smith's craft. That wild little city, packed full of people. I worked hard for their shovels, their axes and hoes. Giving them the tools to build a better life. In the end I left my smithy to a pair of twins. Two young men eager for a challenge. I think they'll find one there.
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>>49700867
tbqh that's barely even close to me being aggresive im quite aggressive by nature so it may seem that im just a bad person ect so only my close friends know more about me cause i just scare off other people. Im also well built could get under that "big chad" archetype.
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>>49701021
i see the only people i could compare you too were other anons on this board who are either nice or obviously memeing. so wanna talk throught email or something?
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Day#19
>tfw no pennsylvania bf to explore the abandoned mansion located in elkins park formerly owned by the millionare who went down on the titanic with

lux#1246
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>>49701202
fug my tripcode ;-;

ok next time ill get it perfect
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>>49701053
I dont really think so i live around Gdansk wich is pretty far and i dont really like talking about "possible relationships" cause they often end up forgotten and lead to awkward moments of silence between the two partners.
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Just want to lay in bed and cry all day
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>>49701305
>tfw no bitesized co-dependant bf to hold as he weeps in my arms, longing for my warmth

why live
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>>49701217
>>49701329
>tripfag
This is literally becoming /gaygen/
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>>49701275
well i don't think it results in awkward moments if we bored eachother we would just ghost eachother and i think positivies out weigth the negatives at worst we will just seperete
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>>49701305
Lets cry together.
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>>49701352
well i wouldnt need one if people didn't try to steal all the pennsylvania bfs
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>>49701374
maybe because you already have a gf, like you've told 99% of the people you've talked to
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>>49701396
i dont!

It's just someone who, ironically, likes methat I hug sometimes to mask my insufferable loneliness.
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what happened to the guy who collected >tfw no bf ?
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>>49701426
He got a bf.
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>>49701437
guess he won't be posting the collection then
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WHICH ONE OF YOU

>>>/soc/27327233 - lux#1246
I like other people seeing my pics but I'm too shy to post them for everyone to see. Add me and I'll show you, though
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>>49701633
well you can always send them nudes of your gf if you are too shy to show yours
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>>49701633
This reminds me I gave your discord to some guy in this thread who was looking for an aussie fembot, did he ever add you? think his began with the letter Z if I recall correctly.
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>>49701900
Im.. not too sure. Not many people add me and those who do aren't exactly memorable anyways.
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>>49701958
Thought more people would have added you honestly. I was wrong anyway I found our exchange in the last thread, >>49668884 his name is Xeno. *gives u cookie*
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>>49701997
>*gives u cookie*

bruh what fucking year is it?
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>>49702107
I know anon I had a little giggle to myself during that short exchange, thought it was obvious I was fucking around with the randumb talk though.
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if this post ends in dubs i will get a bf
if trips an hero
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Born to a single mother on a tiny patch of grass, halfway between a swamp and deadly badlands. An only daughter, our one hope to continue the family line. "You must survive," she told me, and named me Garland. Garland Oneal. We had a small farm, but it was a desolate wreck. The soil was bad and the water had all dries up. Trying to farm on the badlands, what was mom thinking? Still, I had to survive. The mission I'd been charged with by my mother. I ran for soil, ran for water, ran for stone. I built a shallow well and revived our carrot patch. Planted wheat, built an oven, baked pie. Slowly but surely, step by step. I had my first child right after mom died and named her after her grandmother, Lisane Oneal.

There were lean times. I remember my second child suckling at my teat while my stomach growled in irritation. "Who is this parasite threatening my survival," it demanded. Then the third was born. I asked my baby, "can you be useful?" She told me, "no." I dropped him in the wilderness to starve. I asked the other, "and you?" She told me, "yes," and so she lived. I named her Sunshine. Sunshine Oneal, "my little ray of light," I said. "Big ray!" she responded.

The kids had kids, and their kids had kids. Our miserable little patch of dirt grew alongside our family and before I knew it the threat was all gone. So many sincere, hardworking people, surely nobody would starve in a place like this. I had done it, I realized. I survived. My eldest daughters, Lisane and Sunshine gathered around me in the last moments. Lisane the doting mother over her horde of toddlers, and Sunshine the spitfire making order from chaos. I had them promise to bury me on the hill. In a place where folks starved and laid where they fell, I would be the first proper grave to be made. A true luxury. A sign of change, of hope. Something left behind, to show the world- I survived.
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Almost the weekend again. Do you guys have any plans?
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>>49702413
No nothing, always alone
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Nothing good ever fucking happens AAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY WHY WHY WHY
Why should I even try anymore!
I put in so much fucking effort
SO MUCH EFFORT
then I get anxious when it's time to perform
then I FORGET EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN
THEN I FAIL AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

I don't even want to kill myself, I want to believe there's more to life but I've never personally experienced any of it. I used to get mad and jealous seeing happy people, now I don't I just feel mad and sad with myself.

Do I even deserve what little I have? Do I even deserve love?
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>>49702413
nope, nothing, thanks for asking though
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>>49702462
>Do I even deserve what little I have? Do I even deserve love?
if you are trying with all your hearth then yes
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>>49702438
swedegay?
lmao like just get a bf they're everywhere there
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>>49702413
have a short conversation with my crush and then have him stop responding while I'm too shy to try to start another conversation with him!

Just like every single week
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>>49702413
smash. only smash. I am going to a midnight release at a gamestop
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>>49702413
I was thinking about heading down to a local casino or even making the drive up to Vegas with my dad. Now I don't even want to anymore, he gave me a really nice computer for work (said it was my Christmas and next birthday rolled into one) but I'm a total fuck up and should just return it before the month runs out. I don't deserve nice things or love, I'm a fuckup failure waste of life.

>>49702539
I am trying with all my fucking heart but we do it to ourselves and that's what makes it hurt so damn much. All my failures are my own fault, and I keep pushing harder but it isn't hard enough and I fall into deep frustration and just want to smoke in front of the TV or computer rather than face my problems and fears.

I know how to fix it, I just... can't...
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>>49702413
the same plans we have every other weekend try to get a bf
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>>49693224
Keep drinking and stop eating
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>>49702580
I do this every single week and I think he knows but I'm too scared to tell him and drive him away.

It hurts.
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>>49702544
HAHA lemme just go out to the ol' boy friend tree and pick one off thats nice and ripe for picking because we all know boyfriends just grow on trees and getting one is just easy as picking one of a tree.
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>>49702583
well we are here for you for me knowing that all of my problems come from my mistakes is reasuring because that means i have some control over them that means that those problems can be conquered so keep trying because you can win it is all in your hands
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>>49702438
Same here, friend.
>>49702517
No problem at all. I'm in the same situation myself.
>>49702580
At least you have a crush. Good luck with getting to talk to him again, though.
>>49702581
I unironically hope that you enjoy Smash, my friend.
>>49702583
>I'm a fuckup failure waste of life.
What makes you think that?
>>49702591
Good luck with your search of a bf.
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>>49702615
but it literally is if you're gay
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>>49702627
>you can win it is all in your hands
I WANT IT SO BAD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
IT'S KILLING ME IN EVERY SINGLE ASPECT
I FEEL SO HELPLESS FUCK FUCK FUCK

I just want a hug now, I've fucked up my entire life and my best efforts just don't seem to be good enough. The world is just going to continue shitting on me and all I can do to cope is just lie to myself and pretend things will change for the better. Sometimes when I lie to myself it works for a little while and I start to feel better and actually confident things are getting better and going to change, then it all falls apart right in front of me. It's all a cycle spinning round and round, like being flushed down a toilet.

>>49702675
What makes me think that is I spent my entire life trying to get into a top uni for myself and my family, then I got in and gradually realized I'm a worthless piece of shit who can't ever win at anything. My hobbies don't even bring me joy anymore because I know I'm just a loser who can't do things as well as others. I swear I try to give 100% all the time, I really try so hard, but depression makes everything even harder than for me than most.

I failed again after coming SO CLOSE, SO SO CLOSE. I can't retake math courses anymore, they're gonna make me do some loser major and take loser classes to get a loser job. I've let everyone down but nobody more than myself.
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is every post here written by a highschooler?
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>>49702748
go get some anti depression pills
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>>49702748
yea depresions is a bitch and uni can be realy taxing on you but you can't learn or study well if you are angry. do you get enough sleep? it is importand for remebering stuff you learned. try difrent text books ask around for some resoursces ask for help people in your group. and let me tell you you are not helpless you are oposite because succes is in your hands just try to stay calm and think for solution
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>>49702798
I'm never playing the big pharma game again, they literally hypnotized my family into believing all problems are the result of chemical imbalances and that they should LOBOTOMIZE ME slowly with pills. All they care about is money and power, that's literally it. Those pills literally erase the human spirit and I'll be having NONE OF THAT.
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>>49702733
Then why am I having such a hard time gaining any attention from guys? No one wants anything to do with me
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>>49702859
depends from who you geting your pills i found anti-depresant to work for me and help to a little bit you just need good doctor
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>>49702859
being a mindless drove > being a miserable angry sod
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>>49702885
do they know you are a faggot? not everyone just looks gay you know. gaydars are hard to master
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why do people confuse the ease of getting a boyfriend with the ease of having fag sex
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>>49701900
lmao, I saw that. I thought it was weird he didn't have his trip on
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>>49688161
I think I found my dad on Grindr. Not having a good time with the revelation here. At least I know where I got this shitty gene, though. Maybe I should send his face pic to my mom.
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>>49702916
hello I am gay, give me a bf now, thanks.
Wow you're a genius now they're sure to flock to me
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>>49702899
Also this, and don't fucking hide shit from them, they can't help if you don't tell them shit.
>>49702916
>gaydars
falling for this meme. omae wa baka jan ya w
>>49702934
Because most gaybots don't have any emotional intelligence, or sometimes even emotions.
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>>49702817
>success is in your hands just try to stay calm and think for solution
If I have to go back to working at the grocery store deli or clothing retail I'll literally kill myself. I don't even want to die because I'm convinced there's good and hope in the world but I'll die anyway.

>>49702899
>>49702913
There is literally no point to even have freedom or be alive if I do that. I literally cease to be myself anymore on those fucked up mind altering pills that just make me truly apathetic about the entire universe. I like giving a shit and caring, I don't want that taken away from me too.
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>>49702885
are you even trying? you would just ghost anyone trying to befriend you bro
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>>49702949
so will you date him? he can be great daddy
>>49702951
do you know what subtlety means? you can suggest that you are a fag without being completly spastic
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>>49702949
Don't be mean to your dad he just wants love like everyone else on this hell of an Earth
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>>49702980
Its usually the other person doing the ghosting
I can't even get guys from this thread to contact me because they're too afraid of being outed as a fag
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>>49702980
> ghosting
yeah don't do this, people who do this are absolute trash, don't be absolute trash.
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>>49703042
no no you got it wrong
they get ghosted because they are absolute trash, not the other way
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>>49702960
don't think about what happens when you fail it will not happen and if it will you will end yourself so don't worry about it because it doesn't matter. focus on finishing your studies, focus on winning first before you drown yourself in worring about loosing.
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>>49703012
no one contacts anyone from this thread
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>>49703042
how it usually happens
>robot who thinks he's "prison gay" comes to thread
>adds anon from thread and starts talking to them
>realizes they aren't actually gay
>ghosts the anon they added without considering their feelings
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>>49702949
kek please share more if anything comes out of this situation
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>>49702995
>>49703004
I'm deleting the app and going back to celibacy. I don't want to keep seeing people I know in real life on there. Celibacy is the only way. We're all abominations here.
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>tfw no not-prison gay bf
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>>49703065
>focus on winning first before you drown yourself in worrying about loosing.
This is the essence of my problems, the worrying gets so bad I end up pacing and skipping meals. I try to channel my fear into actual work but I end up bugging out at the size of the task before me. I try meditating and deep breathing and it helps but it isn't enough. Sometimes I use a small amount of weed in the morning (one very small hit, just enough to feel the slightest buzz) and that helps me cope with all the shit.

I guess it's all over now that the uni won't even let me try again, huh.
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>tfw no qt boy to teach me to be real gay through years spent together
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There's like 20 people here who wish they had a bf, hmmm I wonder what they should do :/
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>>49703181
not all live 1000 miles apart?
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>>49703160
you must understand than worrying about things that you promised yourself that you will kys if they happen to you is useless you made your mind your resolve about is so great that you are willing to give up your life no amount of worry will change that and it will just keep blinding you thing about what you need to do to succed focus on that FOCUS that is one thing you need
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>>49703181
The likelihood of two people being compatible and willing to deal with the distance is pretty low, anon
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>>49703201
I don't know how to fucking GET FOCUSED, focus meds make me want to fucking die physically and mentally, I can forcibly push myself into a state of deep focus but can't make it last long enough for my purposes.

And if anyone's curious there was a time when I was in the whole "unable to get out of bed, smoking trees nonstop" phase early on in college but snapped out of it because that's literally retarded.
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>>49703133
I said his name and address. Asked him specific questions about his job. It's him and he knows that I know who he is. He's a little freaked out. That's why you don't use a face pic on a gay hook up app.

He also lied about his height.
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is there a better feeling /r9gay/?
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>>49703251
that is good start just keep going you can do it if you want we can share contacts and i can encourage you daily if you need that
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>tfw not young and attractive anymore
>tfw ruined my life
>tfw it's all my fault
>tfw didn't anticipate living this long
>tfw probably going to live until I'm 65 and have nothing but regret in my memory
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>>49703298
is there any rewards for doing that
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>>49703324
>tfw young and attractive but time is running out
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>>49703345
A better and more appealing community
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>>49703355
oh
gay
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>the no xyy bf
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>>49703324
>tfw young and unattractive so it doesn't matter anyway
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>>49703366
Enjoy mediocrity
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>>49703317
Cipher #5930
You don't need to feel obligated to message me all the time or anything really, just an option if you want to encourage each other or learn more.
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>>49702413
Work and hopefully I can pick up a shift on sunday so I don't have to think or do anything
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>>49703351
Absolute normalfag advice incoming- if you want to take full advantage of your existence you have to love and appreciate yourself and the qualities that you have, If you don't, they'll vanish and you'll realize what a waste it was.
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AAAHHHH I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM AND NEVER LET GO
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>>49703770
>tfw no one you feel this way about
>tfw haven't had an obsessive crush in years
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>>49703793
Unironically this. I want to have a crush on somebody again. Even better if he's also gay.
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> order delivery food
> stare at the guys ass
> touch it when he bends down to get the huge order from the car

Did I fuck up /r9gay/ ?
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>>49703967
Did he acknowledge that you grabbed him right in the bussy?
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>>49704004
I mean, he blushed, so maybe??? I have no idea,
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>>49702413
Excited to play the new Path of Exile league on Saturday.
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>>49704059
how about you stop being a waste of resources and do something productive instead
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>>49703967
This is why people call gays sexual deviants, anon.
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>>49704059
I hope you enjoy your game, friend.
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>>49704048
I bet he was wanting your big tip, Anon.
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>>49704080
No thanks. I have fun being a neet, and when I stop having fun hopefully I'll just kill myself and not live in misery for decades after like some people on 4chan.

>>49704098
Thanks. I honestly doubt it'll last more than a few weeks, but as long as there some fun it means time was well spent.
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>>49704096
It was hardly noticeable, I just lightly touched against it, like it grazed by accident (to him at least)
>>49704117
I'm sorry what?
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>>49704136
A few weeks is better than nothing, especially if you find the game fun.
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>ywn deliver anon a pizza so that he can accidentally grab your ass
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CS:GO is now free with a battle royal game mode. How do you feel about this?
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>>49704211
I don't care. CS:GO is shit
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>>49704211
I bought the game during the steam sale like two weeks ago so not very good. Haven't played it even once either.
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>>49704257
This so much

anyone who plays CS:GO is not bf material
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>>49703374
wdym
oreganol
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>>49703793
>>49703827
>tfw crush browses r9g regularly but i'm too diffident to tell him how i feel
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>>49704211
You're joking. This has gotta be a joke. Right?
>he's not joking
Oh my fuck is this real life?
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>>49704306
>tfw no r9gay anon that browses these threads specifically to see my posts because he has a huge crush on me
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>>49704275
>anyone who plays CS:GO is not bf material
what makes us not bf material? It is just another game
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I was always planning on heliuming myself by 30 but recently I've been thinking it's gonna happen on my 20th bday
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>>49704389
>Anon tries to helium tank himself and gets a nasty surprise
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>>49704404
Damn you got me, it's actually gonna be nitrogen
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>>49704404
Has heluim always been a meme or did they change how much they put in it?
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>>49704211
> playing CS:GO past the age of 9
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>>49704445
they changed it
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>>49704492
>playing CS:GO past the age of 9
I think the average playerbase is a bit older bud
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>>49704389
>my 20th bday
Trying growing up a bit first kiddo.
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>>49700287

>southern canadian

Well fuck not him but I'm also southern canadian. I'm chubby but I'm 27
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>>49704535
Physically, yeah. Mentally, nah
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>>49700095

Some people like me are so afraid of being a bother that we almost never message people. I virtually never do and it lights up my day when somebody wants to talk to me
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>>49704549
But I'm not the one making childishly naive assumptions. You can't grow out of all your problems. I could have terminal cancer for all you know.
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>>49704612
Do you actually have some sort of terminal or debilitating illness or is it just the usual /r9k/ way of jumping to the easy way out of your problems?
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>>49704652
I do, and lots and lots more.
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>>49704652
>the usual /r9k/ way of jumping to the easy way out of your problems?
I mean we are on /r9k/so its just a fag being a fag
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>>49704682
Then I'm sorry to hear that, can't say I know what it's like to have a condition. If there's any chance of getting better I hope it does.
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>>49704682
>I do, and lots and lots more.
pics or your a fag
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>>49704737
Pics of what? My medical history?
Sure but what would that accomplish?
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i have no attraction towards men but have been fantasizing about having a bf what does this mean?
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>>49704814
this is a common symptom of prisongayism and bicuriosity
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>>49704773
I mean this is an anonymous site, so words mean nothing
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>>49704814
You have a romantic attraction towards men but not a physical one. You'll probably either learn to like certain male aesthetics or snap out of your bicuriousity.
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>>49704814
It means you're prison gay. Get out.
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>>49704581
>hating people because they like different things than you
I think you're the one that really needs to grow up here anon.
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>>49704860
the idea of anal turns me off very much so i can't be gay
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>>49704908
There are gays who do blowjobs exclusively anon.
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>>49704557
that doesnt really matter to me, as long youre not bothered by me being 18
are you in ontario?
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>>49704908
Have you ever tried it? I hated it at first, but now I am a cock loving bottem
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>>49704971
Different different anon here, also chubby and 27. Lake Ontario is in my back yard.

Why is everyone so chubby and 27?
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>>49704851
Right, but if I prove to you that I do have the disease will that change anything? My point isn't to prove anything to you, just that it's ignorant to assume you can just grow up and your problems will disappear because life throws you into situations in which you are truly helpless like in my case.
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>>49704994
no and i never will it's fucking disgusting dicks don't go into anuses the only things that should be in an anus is shit and the doctors fingers.
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>>49705008
i dont know but why did you take you guys so long to come out oh hiding, ive been tfw no bf posting for a while now
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>>49705025
I hate to say it, but I do not think you are gay
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>>49704326
>tfw you would be sincerely worried for anyone who has a crush on you
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>>49705107
It's winter, anon. Very snowy cold weather up here. The bears are hibernating.
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chubby means morbidly obese
do not interact with these individuals
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>tfw no bf to walk through the snow with and return home for warm cuddles and snuggles
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>>49704971
>almost 10 year difference
Surely this will be a healthy relationship
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>>49705199
why arent they letting me hibernate with them, ive been freezing
>>49705269
27 isnt even that old, id rather be with them than like a 35 year old
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>>49705262
>for warm cuddles and snuggles
You mean sex?
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>>49704652
>suicide
>easy
hmmm me thinks theres an npc in the thread!
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>>49705107

Yes im ontario, what part of ontario are you from? Somwhere populated like toronto or maybe windsor?
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>>49705501
no not really i live in a smaller city
im closer to Kitchener and Waterloo
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>>49705435
i mean sitting infront of the fireplace holding each other and staring at the flames or cuddled up under a blanket on the couch watching tv
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>>49705436
>Implying it's not
get real
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>>49705532

Well fuck you're too far away then, as per usual for ontario. Woulda been nice to see ur bum
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>tfw no bf to take care of my current hurting headache
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>>49697147
I'm okay with it for someone I like but I agree that it's preferable to do oral and handjobs for me

Still like looking at a nice butt though
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>>49705638
ahh :( where are you near anon?
i was gonna move to toronto next year, is that closer?
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>>49705734

I live in windsor, right across from detroit
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>tfw no cute always horny bf
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>femoid i know wants to have sex with me but doesn't explicitly say it
>asks if i want to hang out with her today
>agree
>little does she know when she tries to make any advance i'm going to brutally shut her down
"haha! you really thought I wanted to have sex with you? i'm gay. nice try, though!"
i know she'll try to, too. she's exactly that type of person to try.
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>tfw yet another cold night of no bf to fall asleep holding
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>>49705789
>"haha! you really thought I wanted to have sex with you? i'm gay. nice try, though!"
cringe
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>>49705752
im just as close to london as i to kw if that matters
[spoliler] i understand wanting someone closer tho, 3 hours is sorta far [/spoiler]
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>>49705789
>implying she won't take that as her chance to act out her secret pegging fantasy
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>>49705830

I just never do long distance, it never works out for me. We can still chat tho if you want to, I wasn't joking about wanting to see ur bum
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>>49705789
That's a dude. A twink at that!
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>browsing 4chan at work
>forgot to disable images

FUCK
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I'm gay btw idk if that matters
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>>49705934
what did you mean by that?
>>49705838
she'll have to rape me
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>>49706076
Me? Nothing at all.
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>>49705789
what a horrible human being you are
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Sometimes my butt itches but the more I itch it the more it itches
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>>49705862
maybe but i dont really send lewds to someone off the bat
im not a slut
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>>49706112
were you calling me a twink or something? i'm in between a twink and masc guy, only cause of my face and broad shoulders.
>>49706140
she's a stacy slut who fucks with the weird kids to feel powerful, i don't feel bad doing this at all. and she's a heterophobic feminist, as well.
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>>49706577
I meant the girl. nevermind.
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>>49704908
>>49704933
You don't need to do anal to be gay, there's nothing wrong with this, any guy who tells you otherwise isn't worth your time
>>49705970
> browsing 4chan at work
that's just asking for trouble and you should know that
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>tfw hairy thicc boi
>tfw no small bf to cuddle and keep warm
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>>49707063
>thicc
is this another way to say fat?
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>>49707063
how small we talkin? this post is original
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>>49707075
Nah I'm not fat, I play rugby so I have a fairly stocky build
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>>49706577 you are probably a twink. Twink =/= """"femboy"""". Teinks can still have masculine features like a masc face or body, just more or less no muscle and fairly thin.
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Why are there no cute boys in England?
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>>49707191
I dunno, a lot of the fags I talk to end up being from the UK.
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>>49688161
>tfw no dungeons & dragons bf
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>>49707191
Their cuteness is inversely proportional to their distance from you, anon. That's just how it works, I'm sorry to say.
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Male ass is top tier, especially in 2D men
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you're all lonely, not gay
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>>49707227
here's another 2D ass 4u
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>>49707246
Nah I'm pretty fucking gay mate
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>>49707227
Even straights know 2D is superior
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>>49707251
Thanks
>>49707265
Wise men know the truth
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>>49707254
hmm, and this general happens to be on r9k. funny coincidence don't you think
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>>49703793
>havent felt a crush since I was 15 (23)
>not even sure if Ive ever had a real crush
>starting to think i cant feel love
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>>49707315
Still plenty lonely, don't you worry
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>barley an ACTUAL Len posts.
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All I want for Christmas is a bf
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>>49707315
>>49707246
You can be lonely AND gay, stop projecting.
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>>49707205
>tfw no bf to laugh at the d&drones while we play good games
>tfw no humble bf to make me realize we can have fun playing anything as long as we're together as long as it isn't d&d
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>>49707374
>he still likes vocaloid in current year
_cute
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>tfw no bf to save me from myself
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>>49707415
What's wrong with d&d? I like playing the few times I've done it. I agree it's no fun to play by the rules but that's still no reason to swear off the game because people play it boring.
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>>49707382
Never understood this whole "you're not gay, you're just lonely" because I'm gay and I'm lonely.
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>>49707444 (checked)
>What's wrong with d&d?
Do you want the big long essay answer or do you want a couple bullet points? Rude or Nice? I can explain it however you want it.
>it's no fun to play by the rules
a game is its rules anon. if you aren't using the rules as written you aren't playing the game, you're playing a homebrew or ,depending on how many rules you cut out, an entirely separate game.
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>>49707191
Which part are you in?
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>>49707365
have you ever had sex with a woman?

>>49707382
>projecting
i am neither gay nor lonely, it is just embarrassing to see these mental gymnastics
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>>49707490
I'm not that anon but I too am curious what's wrong with it. I'm planning on getting into it myself although I'll be doing my own variation of it so more of homebrew'd version but still.
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just got lvl 24 SD today lads, how long will it take me to get to 25?
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>>49707510
>have you ever had sex with a woman?
yes
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>>49707559
well i guess you dont have to be honest, but deep down you know
>loneliness
>hatred of women
>trap memes
this place has unironically made you gay, and that's hilarious
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>>49707510
>it is just embarrassing to see these mental gymnastics
What fucking gymnastics? Its mental gymnastics to think that my gayness and my loneliness are two independent things?
>i am neither gay nor lonely
Then get the fuck out of this thread and get the fuck off this board. You're not a robot, you're a normscum moralfag who's here to lecture us. Die in a fucking ditch.
>have you ever had sex with a woman?
>You can't be gay unless you've had sex with a woman
Get real dipshit, thats like saying you can't be straight if you've never fucked a dude. Even if we had the ability to just freely fuck whoever we wanted as a test run then we wouldn't be robots in the first place you absolute nonce.
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>>49707587
Loneliness has been there all my life, thanks anon.
I love women because they're really easy to deal with, since I don't want anything from them, and they're usually pretty nice, if a bit patronizing.
I'm not attracted to traps. I like males.
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>>49707430
v-vocaloid was suppose to be the future of music ! !!
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Pretty sure catboys made me gay
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>>49707604
so it's just a coincidence that all the gays on this site are miserable?
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>>49707655
No, of course it's not you fucking retard. That's the point. 4chan attracts the type of people who are more likely to be sad. If we were happy, we'd be using social media like normalfags.
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>>49707672
how come other boards besides lgbt dont come to r9k i mean, you're the only ones tied to this place
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>>49707731
I was on /r9k/ years before I ventured onto /lgbt/, but even if that weren't the case, I'm an individual, not a board.
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>>49707518
Theres a lot wrong with it, there was a copypasta with everything laid out nice and tight on /tg/ but I can't find it so I'll try and bring up whatever comes to mind
>Game is incredibly swingy, d20 gives too much variance as a dice and makes things too random
>Enemies feel like hp sponges at low levels and then become complete fodder past 15
>HP system is basically meaningless to players
>near impossible to die in 5e
>game encourages bad habits in players
>Vancian casting means that a party with a mage will constantly be arguing about when to rest
>almost no tools for a GM to control how often players can recover spell slots beyond not letting them rest
>spell list has been dumbed down since previous editions
>No actual rules to encourage roleplay.
>Socializing is controlled by 1 stat that few classes can justify having
>Socializing is basically save-or-fail
I'll try and think of more but this is rough bulletpoints. I'll try and find the pasta too because it was a decent list
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>>49707496
South but I'm in London a lot too
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>>49707751
hmm.. "ventured into lgbt" sounds in line with what r9k would do

>I'm an individual not a board
>>npc
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what are you listening to /r9gay/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT6yNkFWl1E
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>>49705199
you still there anon? i still want cuddles
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>>49707811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL3wWykAKfs
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>>49707808
I don't empathize very well with the posters there, but it's nice to get different perspectives from time to time.

>npc meme
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>>49707731
>how come other boards besides lgbt dont come to r9k
/b/ has been taking vacations to r9k since before the reset and nowadays all the depressed /b/tards settle here, /pol/ comes around once a week to try and stick its cock in the board's ass, /biz/ visits every so often, /v/ constantly crossposts here, I'm sure /int/ and /bant/ have fucking embassy's here. The only reason the fags here have a general is because
1) You can't be gay on r9k because moralfags told bots that gays are "The Enemy"
2) Being gay directly effects dating and socializing, ergo there would of course be gays on the board for the social rejects
We used to have a lot of happyposters actually but most of them either got driven off or moved to discord, and we still have the occassional round of happy cuteposting that goes on.
I've been gay since fucking middle school, I came to r9k because its fast and its lacking in normscum. Its absolutely idiotic to think that being on r9k makes you prison gay especially considering that if you check the archives for this thread we have a history of kicking prison gays out of the thread. I really think you just ate the memes and so now you think that every gay on the board got pinkpilled and you're here to righteously save us from our degeneracy or whatever.

Fuck off and die
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>>49707816
I went for a snowy walk to grab some food for dinner, back now though. Cuddles sound great.
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>>49707811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuMuDqd7FPU
I'm watching breadmaking videos
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>>49707851
>reading all that
no
>>49707846
i dont like to speak through memes either but your life is a meme so it is applicable
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>>49707851
Absolutely based
I don't even know why I'm entertaining the conversation at this point
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place your bets, im SD
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>>49707929
You're welcome to like mobas, but at least have the courtesy not to talk about it.
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>>49707929
either way, you lose in the long run since youre playing dota
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>>49707631
pure choice anon
>>49707899
agreed pretty much, prison gays can fuck off. I also like that I can post some stuff that's a bit more lewd, because I get banned from /lgbt/ for that.
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home of sexuals btfo
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>>49707945
sorry i thought we were supposed to love each other no matter our choices here in /r9gay/
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>>49708083
>filename
and it looks like /fit/ crossposts here too.
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>>49707929
Meow says league better.
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>>49708124
>/fit/ posters
>in my /r9gay/?
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>>49708138
MEOW NEEDS TO STAY QUIET THEN
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>>49708124
>>49708151
I'm just a skelly who goes on the /fph/ threads, not /fit/
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>>49708179
makes sense that you fags are also the cancer on /fit/
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>>49708179
Dang, I used to go on those ages ago. And they still have them! Maybe I'll check out a few
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>>49708193
where else am I suppose to get reverse thinspo?
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>>49708156
Meow says dont bully.
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>>49708240
you bullied when you removed me and blocked me ;_;
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>>49708257
Meow no bully.
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i wish we never stopped talking. i wish you wanted to talk to me again .
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>>49708298
gotta agree with this if I'm being desu
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>>49708298
btw i intentionally left this vague as there's a good possibility that youre in this thread but i dont want to annoy you and it's been so long
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>>49707874
yum, snow walks can get cold so im sure the cuddling would be needed.
where are you anon? i really hope its not too far
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New thread guys new thread hey guys new thread did you guys know there's a new thread:
>>49708395
>>49708395
>>49708395
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>>49708334
I think you mentioned Kitchener earlier. Google says it's about a four hours drive from here. Too far for a day trip but close enough to spend the weekend. Especially if you have your own place. I know you don't, it's okay.
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> tfw no winter romance bf
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>49708332
message me somewhere, anywhere, even here is fine
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>>49708460
I'm sorry. You don't deserve this.It's wrong.





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