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Reading lewd with your bf edition

Last thread: >>49688161
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>>49708395
woah, that looks really lewd
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First for tabletop bf
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>>49708410
If I slipped and fell in the snow, would you laugh at me?
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>>49708427
Well of course I would. But then I would help you up and keep you warm on the way home.
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>>49708427
A little, but I'd help you up first. like >>49708451
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come on come on, give me a below average height scandi bf
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>>49708483
No. Stop being like this.
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>>49708332
message me somewhere
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Hope college is treating you well...
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>>49708500
i will never stop in my search anon
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>>49708483
Begging like this is fucking pathetic desu
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>>49708470
The last time I fell was years ago. I remember because I landed on my knees and banged them really hard.
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>>49708406
why are all the good ones so far
and youre right i dont ;_;
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>>49708542
>>49708500
Change of heart? So suddenly?
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>>49708542
>>49708500
leave scandianon alone, he's a nice guy!
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>>49708561
You just gotta learn to walk on ice and snow carefully. If you live around it, you learn how to avoid it early on,
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>>49708579
I'm just saying, begging like this is kind of pathetic
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tfw no boyfriend to play video games with and talk to every day.
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>>49708563
It's really not that far. The world is a big place. A trip that takes half a day is nothing in the grand scheme of things.
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>>49708629
i mean all day every day.
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Wheres my ohio bf to play vidya with on cozy winter nights
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>>49708636
>>49708563
>4 hours
that's nothing, just stay the weekend like he said
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uh-uh nope shut er down boys
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>>49708643
>>i mean all day every day.
I do that
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I just found this super cool movie on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2-gRzNSEsU
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>>49708636
yeah i youre right, i just know that not everyone is into ldr
do you wanna chat somewhere else maybe?
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>>49708677
how old are you. what are your interests. what do you like to do.
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>>49708648
Not in the state of meth and sadness
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>>49708713
ill have you know i do no meth or sadness
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>>49708680
I wish to retain my veil of mystery. Mostly because it's getting late and I'm sort of drunk and going to bed in a minute. If you'd like to talk more you can summon me at any time with the key phrase "sharp stone."

Shout it out loud with capslock so I know it's you.
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SHARP STONE
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>>49708745
oh ok. understandable. ill test soon.
til then good night anon
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>>49708720
I know, but your state sure as fuck does. If you were on meth you'd probably go outside and not be on 4chan.
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>>49708767
Yes, exactly like that.

>>49708790
I'm usually around in the afternoon if that helps! Have a good night anon.
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>>49708709
>>how old are you. what are your interests. what do you like to do.
I like to play games
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>>49708803
yea because id be homeless
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>>49708945
>didnt answer the other two questions
okay dumped
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>>49708945
me too. what games do you like to play.
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>>49708946
Probably, most methheads are homeless.
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>>49708976
>>me too. what games do you like to play.
Pc games.
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>>49708986
what kind of pc games. action, rpg, moba, fps, you know.
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>>49708991
>>what kind of pc games. action, rpg, moba, fps, you know.
All of them.
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>>49709001
wow me too,, boyfriend?
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>>49709006
>wow me too,, boyfriend?
What boyfriend?
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>>49708803

Ohio is more known for heroin now, really.
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>>49709019
never mind. carry on
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>tfw no mushoku tensei bf
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>>49708395
why read lewd stuff when you can just read? I am reading into the wild by jon krakauer. I saw a few anons talking about it so I migh as well give it a read.
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>>49708677
>>49708709
>>49708945
>>49708976
>>49708986
>>49708991
>>49709001
>>49709006
You two should get a room and suck each other off already.
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>>49708522
I took this semester off so college is treating me the best it can!
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>>49709074
I think they already decided its not going to work
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>>49709063
Check out Walden instead desu.
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>>49709102
Looks interesting, I will add it to my list! Are you reading anything?
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>>49709045
>>never mind. carry on
Youre weird.
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>>49709074
>>49709074
that would not work. i want a companion not a dick sucker.
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>>49709144
>>that would not work. i want a companion not a dick sucker.
I think someone is bad at reading.
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>>49709220
no i can read just fine thank you.
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>>49709254
>>no i can read just fine thank you.
Okay, your problem not mine :)
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>>49709271
i dont want my dick sucked.
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>>49709299
>i dont want my dick sucked.
i do :)
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>>49708395
So I just finished my beautiful art project I am sending to my ex bf for Christmas, I had started on it before our breakup. Its gorgeous, even if he throws it away. (Which I doubt he will since its his favorite weeb-thing). It was so cathartic for me to create. I'm in such a good mood, it was like I poured a part of my soul on canvas. I feel like Basil Hallward after he painted Mr.Gray
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>>49709132
It's pretty short, but good. A 19th century rich boy's view on minimalism. Notes From Underground and The Stranger are pretty good robot-tier choices too, although they're a little more, uh. Depressing?

I've been meaning to start reading A Confederacy of Dunces for a while but putting it off, since the book was a LOT thicker than I expected and it's a little intimidating.
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>>49709372
why can i not have someone like you. why why why.
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>>49709299
>>i dont want my dick sucked.
I havent sucked any dicks yet, why would i want to suck yours?
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>I'm so boring I fuck up a conversation again
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>>49709387
you dont want to and i dont want you to .unless i get to know you and love you. but that isnt likely.
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>>49709398
>>you dont want to and i dont want you to .unless i get to know you and love you. but that isnt likely.
I only suck dicks of people that i love and so far i havent sucked any, i dont know whats your problem anon but no need to call me a slut.
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>>49709395
what did you do this time retard
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>>49709413
sorry you can ignore what i said about you being a slut. lets start over
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>>49709443
>>sorry you can ignore what i said about you being a slut. lets start over
Im sorry anon but you were rude without a reason, i dont like being bullied.
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>>49709451
it wasnt without reason, you assumed i wanted my dick sucked.
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>>49709488
>>it wasnt without reason, you assumed i wanted my dick sucked.
Never said anything like that.
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>tfw no ad-free bf
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I keep getting tons of messages on my headless horseman profile and none on the regular one REEEEEEE
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>>49709384
I like reading thick books, but I have to read them fast and keep going at it each day.
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>>49709385
I can't wait for someone to feel that way about me (again?). Boy do I miss it, I just want to be loved and feel special. That whirlwind of emotions when you fist meet someone.
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>>49709683
i had that feeling once but i lost it. i want it again.
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>>49709693
I want it again so badly too. Hanging on every little word, heart thumping, every thought and word over-analyzed. Finding things in common, and jumping on to new interests to impress him. Heh~ <3
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Day#19
>tfw no ohio bf to explore the abandoned mansion located in elkins park formerly owned by the millionare who went down on the titanic with

lux#1246
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>>49709715
This is me right now too bad he's not interested ;_;
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>>49709731
fug i mezd up again
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>>49709715
and a few months later they leave you, saying its because youre too jealous but it turns out they found someone else 2 weeks ago and found them more interesting than you
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>>49709735
Awe! I'm sure he is or someone else is!
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>tfw no gun to shot all the trip fags then leave them to be eaten by stray dogs
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>>49709773
That sounds very specific, I'm sorry that happened to you anon <3

I got cheated on, he loved someone else. But I'm still standing and happy.
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>>49709799
maybe youre are just stronger than i am.
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>>49709809
Oh I know I am, I have to be. I might be the submissive, cuteboy. but being more motherly and caring is at the core of my personality.
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>>49709744
Stop using a trip, you don't need one, retard.
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>>49709835
this.
please don't tripfag, >>49709744 , it's incredibly annoying. at this point you're tainting your name.
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If there is i god why dont i have a bf who understands my anxiety and helps me cope with it
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>>49709832
im glad youre doing well then .

>>49709875
I ask the same thing.
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>>49709856
>>if only you knew jusr how hard it was being efamous..
i could help you with that if i had a gun
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>tfw want to remain pure for my future husband.
>tfw also fap to the idea of getting banged by tons of guys, none of which wear a condom or pull out.

help me, I don't want to be a slut!
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>tfw no bf to help with each others anxiety
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>>49708395
>tfw no virginia bf to cook way too much good food for
gimmie uwu
BlazeXM#7487
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>>49709875
please be my friend.
original
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oke you guys are right, i wont use trips anymore
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>>49709875
what are the chances you'd actually let someone in enough to help with it
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Guys, I really need a MN bf like right now
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>>49710053
it isn't going to happen
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>>49710077
>it isn't going to happen
why not?
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>>49710085
because you're going to end up asking for a bf from *state here* every thread until it gets on people's nerves. that's your destiny.
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>>49709967
I'll be your friend buddy
>>49709983
What do you mean? I've tried a relationship and it didn't work out, but I'm still willing to try. A bf is the only thing I want out of life, and a bf who could heal me and calm my anxieties would be perfect
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>>49710126
ok how do i be your friend? discord??
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>>49710053
If you live in the southern part of MN I'll beat your ass for being a homo.
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>>49710148
>If you live in the southern part of MN
You mean most of the entire state?
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>>49710140
Sure, I have a discord
@DNF#9691
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>>49710157
I mean south of the Cities.
Which yeah, I guess is like 80% of the population.
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>>49709875

i have anxiety too and learned to handle it better, could help you making it less terrible
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>no bf to be excited that Joker is in smash with me
i guess i could go on /v/
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>>49710320
i like persona but ive never liked smash. i am a huge fanboy of persona, we could talk about that if you'd like. but i dont like smash.
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>tfw no bf to hate smash with
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>>49710353
right here! I hate seeing smash all over the place. I've played most of them and they're so boring
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>tfw no bf to smash
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>tfw no smashing bf
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>>49709902
Thanks I hope you are too c:
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>tfw not getting smashed by bf right now.
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>>49710320
>smash
Thats awesome anon I'm super happy for you! Such a dorky character for such a big dork.
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>tfw no bf to help me pull back my foreskin
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>tfw madly in love with my best friend
>like we have a really really strong bond
>but hes straight
why must i suffer so
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>>49704306
>tfw he'll never read my posts, recognize me and reveal that he feels the same way
>tfw he'd probably just find me creepy instead
Why even live
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>>49710763
Maybe he does but hes too shy
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>>49710794
This. What if it's you?
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>tfw already at work, people at the break room talk about their weekend ahead
>tfw another weekend is gonna pass
>tfw no bf
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>>49710913
Doubtful, I doubt anyone has a crush on *me* and my ex loathes me.
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>>49710913
Don't get my hopes up
i'm not even a likeable person
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>>49710917
I'm sorry. I'm sure you'll find someone eventually.
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>>49710925
I loathe you too anon.
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>>49711013
What literally makes you say that, anon?
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>>49711092
Well I love you too anon
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WHERE IS NOSW REEEEEE
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>>49711013
Tell him. What's the worst that could happen? He doesn't like you back? Oh well, too bad, you can go back to being friends or go your separate ways. Or, it could turn out really good for you!
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counseling tomorrow, i wish you would squeeze my hand as you walk me in and reassure me that things would be okay
after all, we'd have each other
problem is you'd need to be real for that
hold me
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>>49711381
sounds nice, i want that :(
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>>49711428
so do i, anon
but he's not going to be real for me
please try to find yourself a good boy
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AAAHJJHHHHH I WANT HIM TO FUCKING BE MINE
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>>49711621
I WANT HIM TO CHOO CHOO CHOOSE ME
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Why I don't have a cowboy bf with fluffy beard yet, I want to touch and play the smooth and soft beard.
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>tfw you find a disgusting hikki twink to fuck
i hope he smells like piss
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>>49708395
Hello I've come to you today to give my obligatory per thread reply
>tfw no bf to play minecraft with me
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>>49711668
>The no stinky neet boyfriend
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>>49711713
pls post pissy undies
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>>49711656
The cowboy bf aint big enough fer the both of us, now I suggest you mosey on out of this here thread pardner.
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>there are guys around here that are insecure about their race
i hope you don't do this
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>>49711621
Here you go, have this card.
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>>49712020
And what if I am insecure about it
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>>49712209
then i would tell you to take the apathypill
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>>49712020
>there are people here who aren't white

yikes.
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tfw no Kentucky bf
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>>49710747
I'm suffering with you too, anon.
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>>49711983
Meet me at the town when it's high noon pardner, we'll see who ain't worth for a cowboy bf
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>>49712569
You think Im afraid of some yellow belly? I take it you aint from round these parts, so I might as well give you a chance to git along before you get yerself hurt.
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it hurts to swallow
i think i'm sick again
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>>49713108
Cough in my mouth, anon
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>>49712695
I ain't givin up for a cowboy bf, mister! He's precious and shall be mine only yall
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>tfw there are NO utah bfs
every time
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>>49713250
why does all bara look like af ucking diversity mural
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>>49713398
it's like someone tried to make flat design people into porn. flat design porn
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>tfw no male friend to practice for our future bfs with
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>>49713398
Overwatch art is bad by design and anything that copies is bad as well.

>>49713417
Do you wanna practice how to argue and then break up? Because that's inevitable if I ever get a bf.
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>>49713433
>Do you wanna practice how to argue and then break up?
What would we argue about?
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>>49713433
>Bad design
Well I think reinhardt anon and roadhog anon would like to have some talk with you
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>>49713525
Roadhog is disgusting. And Reinhardt is literally the only acceptable Overwatch character.

>>49713486
Something like how how we don't talk and spend enough time with each other.
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>>49713552
>Generic Old Muscular Dude is the best OW character
Want to know how I know you have garbage taste?
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>>49713606
Being the best OW character isn't much of an achievement though.
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Stop calling people daddy. thank you very much
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>>49713840
sorry, I won't do that again daddy
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>tfw he didn't recognize me
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>>49714112
>tfw i'll never do my best to prepare his favorite dinner (despite being an awful cook) and surprise him when he comes home from work
Last post
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>>49713840
Please tell me off more, daddy.
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Day#20
>tfw no unconditional loving pennsylvania bf

lux#1246
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>tfw no kiss on the lips bf
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>>49713923
>>49714577
reeeeeeee I told you to stop
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>bad hangnail on thumb
>not home to pull it out properly
help me
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>>49711342
Piotr?
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i wonder if today will be kind to me

>tfw no polish bf
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>>49715649
no i zamknij ryj, nie dostaniesz
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>>49715662
czemu jestes taki nie grzeczny :<
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I had a dream I kissed him!!!!!!!!
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>>49715693
bo lubie taki byc i nie z przymiotnikami pisze sie razem zjebie
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>>49715714
polski jezyk trudny jezyk. wiec jak ci mija dzien lobuzie?
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>>49715734
you better not make it a habit to speak polish too often or janny could get mad at you
why do you care about my day
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>>49715769
because you talked to me and that is what i suppose to after someone talks to me i think but i don't really know talking to people is hard
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>>49715788
I talked to you as a means of ending an annoyance that you are, not starting a conversation
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>>49715805
well but it started a conversations so how is your day mr anon?
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>>49715825
imagine actually caring about a random person's day
how pathetic do you have to be?
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>>49715709
>Wake up happy for a few minutes
>The realization hits and I just start crying
Oh
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>>49715856
enough pathetic to care about your day. you seem very angry what happened to you dear anon?
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>>49708395
>tfw no d&d bf
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>>49709074
But their interaction was awful and awkward.
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>>49715881
I'm the calmest person out of all you're gonna speak to, what seems is not always what is
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>>49716051
i see. i am glad then that you can controll your anger well that shows you are a good person. how was your day? had fun?
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Where is my NY bf

Please come to me

Or else
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>>49716116
no, so far it's been equally average and meaningless as every single day before it
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>>49716131
why do you think your every single day is meaningless?
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i made some art for my boyfriend, should i show it here?
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>>49716158
no. show it to your boyfriend
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>>49716172
i did already, he loved it
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>>49716156
because meaning is subjective and if you are a subject to no experience or constant identical experience, then it's meaningless by definition
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>>49716188
Idk, it's fine by me
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>>49716190
what do you mean you are a subject to no experience? rigth now you are experiencing conversaition with random anon. that for sure must be worth something atleast
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>>49716217
not really, seems pretty meh desu
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>>49716239
well atleast it is better than nothing you know. do you want to talk thought emails or something?
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I've been ignored by everyone I've tried talking to so far today
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>>49716259
consider being interesting then people won't ignore you as often
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>>49716259
well atleast you tried you were just unlucky
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>>49716259
I won't ignore you anon, talk to me love
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>>49716248
sure but only to witness your hopes crashing down rapidly
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>>49716310
well if you are into that then i hope i can satisfy your needs

pleasebetheone@cock.li
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>>49716259
Quite familiar with being on the receiving end of this too, I might stop initiating contact altogether and see what happens.
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>>49713525
Hey McCree lover, is skelly lover still around?
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tfw polish anon who i thought about talking to is now gone
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>>49716940
who is gone? guy from >tfw no polish bf

if so here i am
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>tfw no cute black haired, blue eyed twink bf to cuddle in bed with

life is suffering
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>>49716960
UUUUHHHH

you didnt see my type that >.<
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I will never be happy until he is mine
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>>49716979
so how is your day anon?
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>>49716984
I know dat feel fella.
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>>49716673
I don't see him, I dunno.
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>>49716984
Are you from usa? What state?
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State mandated bfs when?
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>>49717170
yes I am, why do you want to know?
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>>49717245
I support this only if they're cute twinks.
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>>49717284
Prison gay detected. Deploying trugay countermeasures.
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>>49717381
>prefer twinks
>''PRISON GAY HAHAHAHA GET OUT LOL''
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>>49717399
Sounds like you're just mad about getting called out for being a lockup gay.
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>>49717245
>tfw you will never be a state issued househusband bf
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I love Kass! He's the greatest husband ever! I want to have his kids!
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Do you think if I send this song to my crush he'd know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7rmxjk5RQ
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IIs bisex searching femboy bf fine here?
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Morning /r9gay/ what's your perfect bf like?
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>>49717860
Try not sending trash next time.
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>>49717909
I don't even know at this point.
Someone wild, strong and independent.
But also hiding a fragile heart.
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>>49717860
>>49717974
Do you think if I sent this song to my crush he'd know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCDp9Cu5aX4
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>>49717909
see >>49716963
With an easy-going personality and preferably long hair.
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>>49717381
LOL and they say the gay community doesn't discriminate. You bunch of faggots are unbearable.
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>>49718029
is it a bonus if he cooks food like pic related?
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>>49718096
>tfw no blue eyed melonpan and takoyaki bf
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i was just a practice boyfriend
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>>49718108
I'm Japanese hapa, currently living in Japan (Akita prefecture). So I have black hair, but not blue eyes, and I cook fairly okay desu.

Meshiagare anon.
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>>49718119
oh no, tell us what happened anon
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>>49717909
Human male, not outright ugly or obese, likes anime and videogames, doesn't act like a faggot.
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>>49718161
> not obese
How about slightly chubby like pic related.
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>>49718136
I want you to cook me miso soup every day!

Japan seems like a really nice place to visit, I'm jealous. A three month backpacking bicycle tour is somewhere on my bucket list. It's such a safe country, I think I'd be comfortable just sleeping anywhere. As long as kuma-san doesn't come knocking.
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>>49718187
>that
>"""slightly chubby"""
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>>49718208
I tried to find a pic, sorry.
>>49718199
> It's such a safe country,
For the most part it is, just use some common sense. I know some places if you forget your bag or something the cafe owner will just keep it safe for you until you come back the next morning.
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>>49717909
see >>49718187 anyone that looks like this basically, and is dominant but also caring and kind. ideally similar interest too
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>>49718187
>slightly chubby
That's outright fat. If I liked him enough I wouldn't mind but I'd still get him to lose weight.
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>>49718142
loved somebody dearly and shouldered an unbearable amount of pain to be with them and build a life together over the last couple years and they just ended up leaving me to be with someone they've only known for a couple weeks

nobody owes me their heart, love isn't and shouldn't be an act of obligation but i can't help but feel abandoned and like i mean nothing to them after everything i put into him and our relationship

fought harder for our dream than i've fought for anything else in my life and i have nothing to show for it except tears
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>>49718244
>dominant but also caring and kind
Oh hey, me.
>>49718247
I tried to find a slightly chubby pic orz
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>>49718263
do you fill the similar interest too? anime and vidya?
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>>49718343
Anime no, Manga yes. Vidya? Not really, I like rhythm games I guess.
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>>49718242
I mean that it seems very safe compared to my home in the US. There's still crime in Japan of course, but I'm a big blue eyed american and I'm savvy enough to watch my back. It's a place where I'd feel like the most dangerous person in the room wherever I went.

Are you a chubby boi? I thought most Japanese food had like, negative calories. Tiny portions for tiny people. Lots of healthy fish and veg. Something about meat being a luxury in that culture because it was reserved for lords up until modern history, and an island nation has a glut of fish anyway.
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>>49718377
> Are you a chubby boi?
Yeah a bit, like 5kg "chubby"
> I thought most Japanese food had like, negative calories.
Konbini food (like 7/11) isn't the best but like the name implies, is convenient. Most decent Japanese food is very healthy.
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>>49718398
I've heard that the longer than average lifespan there is largely due to their naturally healthy diet. Probably helped to contribute to the massive elderly population that's supposedly taxing the country now.
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>>49718370
That's a no then, I remember adding someone from here who said they liked both but they actually watched like 2 anime and hardly played videogames. I don't think it was you though.
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>>49718419
That's partially true. You get taxed more on healthcare if you're overweight, but I don't pay more because it's considered within the acceptable range. There's a different standard between native Japanese people and foreigners. The longer life span is probably more than that, however diet really helps desu.

>>49718429
Was his name Takahiro, if not, that's not me.
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>>49718253
did you two live together?
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>>49708395
>tfw no virginia bf to make obscure regional dishes for
Gimmie now niggy
BlazeXM#7487
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>>49718447
no, we didn't, but we were looking into doing so
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>>49718502
when did you find out and when did you break up?
this sounds so terrible anon
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Apparently the southeast is getting snow in the US, be safe you nerds. It's just cloudy and stormy here
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>>49718548
As someone living in a snow belt east of the great lakes it's always gratifying to see puny southlanders confront a snowstorm. First day of winter here's a blizzard and a foot of powder falls before sunset. They get half an inch and just. SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
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>>49718522
last night
it feels terrible too, cried pretty hard this morning but talking about it is helping
i am just tired of hurting and hope some day i can find somebody who loves me and who i can be happy with, that's all i really care about in life anymore
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>>49718602
you'll think about him for a while and it's going to be really hard to do anything
don't try and jump into a relationship within the next couple of days, don't rush it
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>>49718548
I'm in the south east and we're supposed to get snow, and we don't have the equipment to deal with it. Everyone panics and treats it like we're getting a natural disaster, its ridiculous. Ill enjoy being comfy inside.
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>>49718136
>hapa
I'm so sorry.
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>>49718900
there is literally nothing wrong with hapas
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>>49718767
i'm trying not to but i can't help it. i keep wondering if i did the right thing or if things could have worked out differently. it feels like such a shame to throw away our bond and everything we worked so hard on for so long, i really had a deep connection with him even when you take romance out of the picture and i'm starting to have a lot of doubts and second thoughts and wondering if we should have stayed in contact as friends.
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>>49718601

Yeah but they aren't used to driving in it, nor do they have much equipment for road clearance/salt.

I mean I live in SW ohio and the most snowfall we ever see is a couple of inches. Still though most people do know how to drive on it.
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>>49718900
Why? I have a fully Japanese name, but, apparently because I'm not full Japanese that's not enough? Name is written with the character for high/expensive, and wide/expansive.
>>49718914
This.
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>>49718934
Maybe it was the obnoxious way you typed.
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>>49718934
you won't be able to let him go if you stayed friends, especially not when he cheated on you
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>>49718943
I know. It's cute. Here the roads are a nightmare and you still have to go to work. Take an extra 20 minutes to scrape ice off your car then sliiiiide up to every stop sign and around every corner on the way there. School buses reroute because they can't make it up the hill and it's still not a snow day. Then some redneck complains about his half inch, even though he has four wheel drive. It's just cute.
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>>49719007
>what is black ice
>implying power lines don't fail after 12+ inches of snow
>not realizing parts of the south are very mountanous and dangerous to drive in snow
baka desu senpai
T. south
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>>49719208
> in the south
> getting 12 inches

What the fuck?
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>>49719208
>implying power lines don't fail after 12+ inches of snow
he said half-inch not half a yard
when i was living in Georgia and it snowed both of my parents were talking about how everyone forgot to drive even though in the part we were in the roads were flat and straight
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American faggors are the worst people around.
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>>49719377
better than *insert country you're from here*
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>>49719295
Japanese laughter
>>49719377
>>49719389
As long as you're from a western nation, that's not overrun by muslims, you're probably different but still nice.
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>>49718601
>They get half an inch and just. SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
It's because we have a lot of idiots here who literally don't understand how snow affects driving, on top of not have any of the infrastructure to handle it.
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>tfw no art autist bf to help me with making a world map
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>>49719411
We have those people here too. You see them in the ditch on the side of the road.
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>>49719437
You would think that they'd test for that when giving out licenses in areas with heavy snowfall
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>>49719470
how would you test for that in the summer?
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>>49719470
Standards for driving licensure can't be very strict in a country like the US where everyone has to drive. If you understand signage and aren't a flagrant menace most states are fine to pass you.
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>>49716037
How many times do I have to teach you this lesson anon?
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>>49719620
But I'm still interested in it
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>>49719664
Would you ever be willing to try another game? What if you had someone teach you?
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>>49719691
Yes I still have to learn d&d as is but I'm not against other games
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>>49719620
>>49719691
What's wrong with D&D?
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>tfw no fluffy hair soft thighs bf
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>>49719805
I did some bulletpoints in the last thread I'll just copy paste and add some more
>Game is incredibly swingy, d20 gives too much variance as a dice and makes things too random
>Enemies feel like hp sponges at low levels and then become complete fodder past 15
>HP system is basically meaningless to players
>near impossible to die in 5e
>game encourages bad habits in players
>Vancian casting means that a party with a mage will constantly be arguing about when to rest
>almost no tools for a GM to control how often players can recover spell slots beyond not letting them rest
>spell list has been dumbed down since previous editions
>No actual rules to encourage roleplay.
>Socializing is controlled by 1 stat that few classes can justify having
>Socializing is basically save-or-fail
>Game completely shifts tone at later levels due to player power
>Almost impossible for players to die past level 5 if party has a cleric
>"Kitchen Sink" world-building makes game feel inconsistent and nonsensical
>Having to choose between stat growth or feats limits how players can build
>Feats being horribly unbalanced by considering stuff like Gourmand or Dungeon Delver is weighed equally along shit like Polearm Master and Sharpshooter
>Alignment is completely useless in current editions and is poorly explained, turning a multi-dimensional cosmic war into a buzzfeed personality test

>>49719735
As long as you're willing to try other stuff its all good. For as many faults as D&D has I'd rather people have fun in a shitty system and be willing to try others than stick to a good system but never have fun.
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>>49719973
WHERE
HOW
D&D IS FINE
BUT WHERE
HOW

I just want to roleplay you heckin snob!!!
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>>49719973
I've got no problems with other games just chose d&d because it's the one I remembered also because I have the books already.
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Hey, it's almost the weekend again. Do you guys have any plans?
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>>49720071
Work on my wm and hopefully start actually using it.
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>>49720071
like yesterday, no i don't anon, sorry
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>>49720071
Work. I'm not allowed to have fun until New Years and then mid Jan, so riding it out until then.
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>>49720017
If you want roleplay why don't you tell your party to try FATE? Simple d6 system with incredibly vast character creation. The book is a bit bigger than it should be but its no larger than the 5e handbook. I mean why stop at fate there are mountains of systems designed from the ground up for good RP, I'm sure the board full of tabletop nerds has space in the catalog for you to ask for some recs
>you heckin snob
Is that really snobbery? I won't stop you from playing, I just have realized that the game is not as good as other options. Is a chef a snob because he eats more than Pb&J on the daily?
>>49720046
Thats fine honestly. Most people start with d&d because its the big game everybody plays and I can't fault you for that. Just try another thing if you ever get the chance.
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>>49720071
Doing a lot of packing
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i wish i was a twink
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>>49720397
just eat less???
it's pretty easy
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>>49720462
i didn't say i wanted to be skinnier
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>>49720513
>twink
>doesn't want to be skinnier
not really sure what you are on about here anon, are you just an old guy?
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>>49720541
Twink aint only about being skinny. You gotta have the shape and the right amount of muscle.
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>>49720563
those are muscle twins anon, you don't need muscles to be a twink
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>>49720563
get skinnier while working out
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>tfw no bf to sit with under a blanket while it's raining
I have the blanket and I have the rain, at least.
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>>49720615
that is 2/3 of all thing you need! you are on good track.
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literally everyone is cuter than me i can't take it anymore
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>>49720580
Skinny + Broad Shoulders != Twink
Its more than just being thin my guy. Facial structure, height, shoulder width, tons of stuff can make you not twink material
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>>49720728
I know right? It sucks feeling so disgusting.
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>>49720728
>>49720759
This. It's a really bad feel to be honest.
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>>49720728
don't worry, I'm cuter than everyone and still won't ever get a bf for reasons
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>>49720815
sucks being okay to good looking but still have no self-confidence and being too shy/anxious and sperg
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>>49720831
tons of reasons
don't wanna say because I'd get recognized
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>>49720840
are you sure you're cute and you don't just think "at least i'm cute" when things don't go your way?
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>>49720862
then tell us just some reasons not all of them and be recognized by who? are you some famous sperg that you are woried so much?
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>>49720909
no but my reasons are very unique and it's obvious it's me and I don't like attention
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>>49720893
more on the handsome scale then cute one but it's the same problems
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>>49720935
Thats not what he was asking though
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Everybody down on the floor this is a robbery! Now hand over one of them qt boys!
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>tfw no kpop listening bf
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>tfw no /fit/ but 4/10-faced bf
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>>49721332
still no qts anon and yet again i will take them if they arrive
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>>49721417
>tfw not /fit/ but 7/10-faced
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imagine being confident in your appearance lmao
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>>49721358
No. insanity
noun
the state of being seriously mentally ill; madness.
"he suffered from bouts of insanity"
synonyms: mental illness, mental disorder, mental derangement, madness, insaneness, dementia, dementedness, lunacy, instability, unsoundness of mind, loss of reason More
extreme foolishness or irrationality.
plural noun: insanities
"it might be pure insanity to take this loan"
synonyms: folly, foolishness, foolhardiness, idiocy, stupidity, imbecility, asininity, lunacy, madness, silliness, senselessness, brainlessness, thoughtlessness, irrationality, illogicality, absurdity, ludicrousness, ridiculousness More

>>49721456
I see.

Change of plans! Hand over two qt boys!!
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>>49721477
We could be friends since you probably already have a bf.
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>>49721332
its got an orange tip anon. This isn't a robbery, you're just sad.
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>>49721523
nope, i don't have a bf
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>>49721549
Then we could be friends since you don't have a bf. How are you doing today?
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>>49721566
same as always, just living day to day, u?
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>>49721638
Same here. Feeling more unproductive than usual today for some reason. It must be all the rain.
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>>49721671
about to play a game with my online friends, so i can't talk that much
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I just barebacked my bf without him prepping
I got too horny and couldnt hold back
Am i gonna die of shit bacteria getting in my dick
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>>49721518
>Hand over two qt boys!!
Is it really this easy to get two bfs?
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>>49721740
no, the bacteria mostly live far into the colon and don't cause disease
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>>49721535
No, it is totally legit and dangerous gun. Now hand them over!

>>49721757
One of them is clearly for the other anon, I would only steal the one I need.
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>>49721779
Thank christ
Was totally worth it either way because before this all attempts ended with my bf going "oww" and not letting me keep going
But this time he figured out how to ignore the pain and how to relax and he really enjoyed it too
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>>49721811
>One of them is clearly for the other anon
Oh, well, that's very thoughtful of you. Somebody hand over two qt bfs over to this guy so he can help out the other guy.
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>>49721817
wish I had a bf that gets randomly horny like that
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>>49721867
If you have a nice dick just find an anon from r9gay that has raging cocklust like me
He wont be able to go a day without your cock pounding the back of his throat
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is it bad that the only guys I'm attracted to irl are absolute chads? If a guy doesn't have that alpha look to him or is too shy I just can't get interested. I feel awful about it for some reason.
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>>49721888
I only get aroused by being the bottom though
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>>49721897
it just means youre shallow. dont worry you share that with a lot of people here. only complain that they dont have a bf because their standards are too high. or they fuck it up by posting nudes on 4chan.
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why are twins always lewd?
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>>49721897
No, there's nothing wrong with having a preference or a type.
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>>49721941
>why are twins always lewd?
Yes.
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>>49721888
>tfw nobody in my state
even if I wanted to be a slut the world wont let me.
Digits checked btw
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i'm gonna cut my own hair and if i fail, i'll have to go out in public to a barber.
wish me luck!
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>>49722052
Good luck, anon. Maybe you'll make your hair look cute.
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>>49722052
What kind of hairstyle are you doing?
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>>49722052
I'd do this, but I'm too afriad of making myself look like a dick
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>>49722072
just shorter. i'm gonna measure it out with a ruler and then try to cut the same length all throughout.
it'll be fine
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Who else is getting drunk today?
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>>49722127
Already getting there
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>tfw no bf that's below 6 feet tall
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>>49722139
with what, I have wine, a lot of it
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>>49722200
Housemate had some sake so I joined him for a drink, now I'm on to whisky
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>tfw no catboy bf to pet all day
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>>49722226
sake, very nice
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>>49722023
What state anon? Might find one if you look harder
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>>49722236
that seems like difrent kind of petting that i know anon. are you sure that is how you do it?
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>>49722236
what does it mean if a large percentage of people you know have independently arrived at cat-related nicknames for you? Asking for a friend.
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>eats frozen pizza
>wowie i wish my skin would clear up
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>>49722127
>Who else is getting drunk today?
>today
>day
Uh-oh
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>>49722303
The state that makes Old Bay.
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>>49722340
don't talk about me like that anon
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>>49722309
That's just a different way of doing it, the traditional way of petting is fine too
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>>49722354
I meant tonight, but yeah whatever. 5pm is still day, right?
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>>49722401
>5pm
get out of the future
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>>49722332
Is your friend seductive and/or slutty?
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>>49722415
tfw 11pm here
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>>49722415
No, it's comfy here
>>49722450
chink chink anon
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>>49722507
>burger levels of geography
classic
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>>49722448
no, "he's" really shy.
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>>49722594
I see. That's pretty unusual, the multiple cat names from several people all at once, though I guess it happens. Do you, I mean does he like those names?
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Every time I take a shot I make a muscle post or shaka! It makes my hair stand on end in a way that I love. Devil horns are also fantastic.
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>>49722631
nigga what are you even talking about

Is this some kind of normie shit I don't know about?
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i want my classmate's thrussy
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>>49722627
I guess, though I pretend not to. Probably pretty badly. It's not the names themselves that I like (which are pretty dumb desu, just things like "kitty" or "mittens") but more that people care enough to call me something unique.
Mostly I'm just curious what it is that has made several people who have never met each other think I evoke a cat enough to give me a nickname based off that. I should mention there are four people who have done this on their own, and of those only one is a guy.
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tfw no bf to like cute shotas with
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>>49723244
What does thrussy mean
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r9gay more like r9pedogay
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>>49723341
-ussy means pussy. throat pussy, thrussy. boy pussy, bussy. mario pussy, mariussy.
>>49723424
this has always been known
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Why doesn't anyone post 3D cute boys?
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Only normies dislike 2D, this is true for straights and gays
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>>49723598
other boards and pornsites got that covered
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>>49723598
i do. or did. i don't care enough to needlessly attach an irrelevant 3d picture to all my posts like how some people treat 2d pictures.. also
>boys
there's that word again
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>>49723338
I know that exact feeling
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>>49723711
Lets enjoy them together! Got a contact?
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>his age doesn't start with a 1
>call him a boy
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>>49723791
I don't actually have that many images to share anon
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>straight
>browsing r9k
>mfw get hard at catboy images
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>>49723931
>>straight
>get hard at catboy images
I have some news for you anon
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>>49723931
>cats
>boys
Not getting a boner would be a mental illnes.
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>>49723963
I wasnt fully erect like 2/3 when its mostly expanded but not rock hard
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>like traps/feminine guys
>haha ur gay
>okay i'm gay and i like traps and feminine guys
>wth you're not gay get out of here
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>>49716158
yes, please show it to us
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>>49723931

hoo boy got some bad news for you sonny

are you fucking the catboy or being the catboy?
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>>49724005
Just want succ no fucc (from one)
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I guess this is a catboy thread. Are regular boys with pseudo cat ears and tails allowed?
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>>49724005
I want to be one pretty please.
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>>49724039
I guess they do.
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>>49723927
That's fine anon we can always just talk about them. Though of course I don't wanna push you
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I took some pics as a catboy(girl) a while back, they were ok I guess, didn't quite turn out to my liking. my daddy sent me some ears, paws and a tail but it felt just a tad too furry
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>>49724005
>tfw you will never become a catboy and become a state provided bf for a lonely anon
This is the ideal fate for all gay neets.
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>>49724086
>my daddy
abort abort abort abort
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>>49724092

>>tfw you will never become a catboy

i feel this

>become a state provided bf for a lonely anon

but hell fucking no here. r9k doesn't even take care of themselves, that would be a complete disaster
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>>49724101
FUCK GO BACK! MISSION ABORTED!
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>>49717886
you sound stupid
no
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>>49718049
we're not the same gay community people say that about, i don't know why you thought that
must be retarded or something
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>>49724101
>>49724148
that's when you realise by daddy he actually means his father and not just the one that uses him as a cumdump
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>>49724086
>my daddy
Really want to throw you down on the bed and cave your fucking face in with my fist.
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>>49718049
>and they say the gay community doesn't discriminate
i know this is 6 hours old but who says this?
the Gaze are more likely to cry about being treated unfairly and then go on to discriminate themselves
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>>49724247
>>49724148
>>49724101

lmao why are you all so triggered? it's the loneliness, isn't it?
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>>49724237
jesus christ its cumson porne
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I just masturbated to catboys I guess
Ive never been attracted to males irl is this normal?
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>>49724375
are you attracted to this?
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>>49724375

>normal

ehhhh...who cares
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>>49724484
>futa shit
okay get out of here
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>>49724432
look to young so nah
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>>49724536
it's the final stage for all you guys who like flat-chested 2d anime girl with a penis
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>>49723931
>straight
>browses r9gay for cute pictures 2d and 3d
>sigh of relief when no one in my state post
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where is my cutie eu trap bf at?
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tfw not gay but have a gay fetish
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>>49724707
all things considered, gay is just a hardcore fetish
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prison gays need to leave this thread now
you are not wanted here
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>>49724707
nigga HOW? Explain pl0x
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>>49724754

are you saying that traps are not gay?

hmmm interesting
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>>49724707
a gay fetish? Are you a fujoshit?
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>>49724783

I dont find men attractive. I dont really enjoy anal sex.
I have a fetish for degeneracy, so the act of sucking or taking a cock turns me on.
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>tfw no bf to share eskimo kisses with
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>>49724754
the more you complain about them the more they think they're dabbing on the haters by posting more pictures
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I'm only gay for one person, all other men disgust me. I am only sexually attracted to the man that I love.

General sexuality is a meme.
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>>49724754
Am I prison gay if I like twinks and find big muscular men gross while being a twink?
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>>49724830
based and monogamy-pilled
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>>49724707
more like gay still in denial
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Just wanted to say hi to Takahiro
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>>49724707
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, lad
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i'm done cutting my hair i think it looks nice. okay. serviceable.
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>>49724946
>have longer hair
>tfw hair gets greasy easily
>just want lushious cute hair
any hair tips gaybots?
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>>49724946
How did you cut it anon?
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>>49724994
don't wash your hair as often
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>>49724994

Don't shampoo by your scalp, it removes the natural oils and your body goes into overdrive to make more.

keep the shampoo a few inches away from the scalp that should help a lot.
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>>49724994
I'm a retarded nigger with my hair yet I get compliments on it all the time so I dunno man. All I do for washing is just use a combined shampoo/conditioner every other day. It's almost shoulder length but super wavy and I don't even bother styling it beyond messing around with my fingers for 30 seconds. If I try to do anything particular it just does what it wants anyway and ends up looking stupid.
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There's a lot of catboy talk today

Anyone wanna be my catboy husband?
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>>49724946
I always have to recut around my ears after I get my typical Hitler-youth cut. It just grows back so damn fast.
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>>49725075
>undercuts
why though. Shaggy hair is way cuter
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>>49725019
just with some scissors and a ruler to keep it the same length kinda. i didn't cut too much since i wanted some leeway if i messed up and i could go to a proper barber if that happened.
that being said i think i cut around 3 inches in some places.
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Anyone else burn themselves instead of cut themselves?
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>>49725096
I've never worn anything else really. Went from 3-5mm all over to hitler-youth.
I don't really feel comfortable with longer hair.
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>tfw sex drive is starting to come back
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>>49725153
so that side effect of hrt is wearing off
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Bait posters pls go
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>>49720743
You watch too much porn. A twink is just a small, boyish man. Anything past that your just talking about traps/crossdressers which are a whole different story. Basically if you look young and are relatively small in muscle mass/height you are a twink, twinks are still men.
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>>49725127
I bite myself.
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>>49725177
>I bite myself.
hot
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>>49725167
>tfw it never really came back
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>>49725174
I thought it was guys from 18-22 who are hairless and boyish.
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>>49725192
why you at a gay thread? don't feel straight accept you?
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>>49725266

>why don't straight men want a guy with a benis???

gud question xDDD
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>>49716124
Where in NY? I'm down in Queens, but maybe that isn't your scene.
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>tfw no Portsmouth bf

Not the American one fellas please
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>>49725291
a little thing like a benis doesn't make shit gay.
just ask anyone in here, if you look cute and guys want you they are prisongay which makes them straight guys who don't care about there being a dick
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>>49725367
Is Portsmouth the one that is a shithole, or is that Bournemouth? or both
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>>49725414

that wasn't the question, the question was why don't straight men accept a guy who has a benis, and it's because if there's two benises involved it's gay.

there are plenty of prison gays on r9k, and kids who watch too much porn so they think they relate more with the woman in porn who's always having a great time taking huge cocks up her ass...but r9k is a bad place to draw conclusions about anything really.
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>>49725424
Portsmouth is a shithole but Bournemouth isn't much better, it's just dead and full of old people
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>>49725445
but traps aren't gay though
some straight might not accept it but two benises doesn't make it gay
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>>49725475

traps are completely gay. I can understand why normal gays don't like them, and don't want them around, but they're still gay.
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>>49725493
how can traps be gay if liking them makes you prisongay and being prisongay isn't gay at all
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>>49708395
>Skinny cute boys who wear skinny jeans and oversized sweaters where the sleeves are too long.

I need one.
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>>49725534

prisongay doesn't have anything to do with anything, being homo is a scale anyways and just because you're not at the very end of the scale doesn't make you not gay if you do gay things such as fuck a guy with a benis, even if he is wearing his sisters clothes.
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>it's another episode of burgers not being able to keep the thread alive
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>>49725868
It's Friday evening for them. They're all out partying and socialising
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>>49725868
i'm thinking of what i should make to eat. i don't know what to post about.
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>>49725911
Post your ingredients and let r9gay decide
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>>49725931
i just have a whole bunch of frozen food. and eggs and tuns fish. so i think i'm just gonna make eggs over easy maybe. with toasted bread, that seems easy.
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>>49725563
I do this, but I'm not that cute.
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>>49725868
>europoors think americans are supposed to stay up 24/7 to bump the thread
What if you lazy fucks just kept the thread up yourselves instead of asking us to do everything for you
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meow meow meow
where are u
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>>49726093
*mlem* meow
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>>49726085
no i expect you to keep the thread up while we sleep you actual retard
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i summon thee, SHARP STONE!
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>>49726192
no me
SHARP STONE
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>>49726168
The earliest timezone in america right now is west coast where it's currently 6:37pm. So if America is asleep or getting ready to sleep then how can we keep the thread up.
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>>49726394
>6:37pm
literally hours before they go to bed
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AAAAAAH FUCK IM SO HORNY ONE OF YOU GIVE ME AN ARSEHOLEJOB RIGHT NOW
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do some people simply not deserve to be loved /r9gay/?

like me?
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>>49726717
yes, but to answer your spoiler, no
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>>49726717
yes and likely yes.
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>>49726788

I don't know, I'm pretty much human garbage.

>28
>never had a friend
>neet since 16 where I dropped out of HS.
>abuse my mother's love and threaten to kill myself if she even mentions me getting my GED or getting a job.
>do jack shit around the house to help, basically only take out the trash and mow the grass in the summer (that I only do once a month)
>no hygiene, don't shower for weeks on in end, haven't brushed teeth in 12 years, teeth are yellowed and rotting
>shitpost and play vidya all day
>grandma just died and my mom begged me to get my hair cut for the funeral, I refused, it was all she could do to get me to shower; didn't shave either, in fact I've never shaved in my life.

I'm too far down the hole to even think about pulling myself up. To top it off I'm probably just prison gay.
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>>49726938
yeah you're kind of a piece of shit
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>>49726938
>To top it off I'm probably just prison gay.
and that's a problem how?
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>>49726938
Anon dont think about pulling yourself completely up just get one thing right in the next few months (doesnt even have to be a major thing) then repeat you'll be ok in a few years Im sure you could be a decent person or better
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>>49708648
im from ohio owo
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>>49726993

I'm posting in the gay thread so I probably don't even belong in here.

>>49727004

I have in the past tried some simple things but always go back to my old ways after a week or two, if that long.
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>>49726938
Th4nks for m4king m3 f33l 3ett3r about mys3lf.
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>>49726394
The earliest one is Hawaii, it's 2 hours behind the west coast (Alaska is 1 hour behind)

/r9gay/ also forgets that the Aussies can do their part to bump these threads too
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>>49727023
Just do one small thing till it becomes a habit you'll know its a habit when you skip it and feel bad or just off. I think your problem was you did a few things or too big of a thing last time Anon, if even a simple thing seems too much for you take it and break it down into smaller steps just do the first or second step and only that much
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>>49727034
pretty sure there are only 2 aussies that browse this thread
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>>49727034
If it were up to me the aussies wouldn't even visit this thread
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make a new thread please.
for me
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>>49727072

I don't even know where to begin, and it was always one thing at a time, I've tried several times but always fail. I don't know how big too big. I tried showering every day once, but it drained my energy so badly I had to quit (not to mention washed away the grease that allows me to fap without lube)
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>>49727148
>skipping showers so you can use your skin oils as lube to masturbate
What the fuck
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>>49727185

mainly its just laziness and not leaving the house, so I don't see the need to shower. I try to limit the amount of lotion I use because my mother who goes to the store thinks I actually use it for my skin.
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>>49727148
I feel like I know you, weird.
Anyways I won't advocate for suicide but I can advocate for maybe running off to a hellhole that might force you to evolve-or-die. Or maybe take a shitty job in the military if you meet the prereqs.
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>>49727148
Begin with something that annoys or inconveniences ya and try to fix it only a little say your desk is dirty just try and clean and keep clean or corner or small portion. Maybe the entire shower was too much for you to start with (i have people in my family that have a fear or discomfort of water has a name cannot remember it some do not bathe others use damp rags) just try for example washing your hands or just your face one a day or if thats too much try once every other day move it up to a camper bath (you use the sink a rag and some soap to clean yourself then a towel or shirt to dry off) then to a shower SLOWLY
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>>49726938
You know you're hurting your mother. Why won't you change? At least for her sake
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>>49727262
It's her fault for raising a loser.
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>>49727262

sometimes I want to change but I just can't make myself do anything about it. I've always suffered from lack of willpower and general avoidance.
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>>49727102
After getting ghosted by one I'm starting to see what you mean
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>>49727305
I'm sure the other anons will just bash you, but you should have some sort of motivation in you. You at least have the will to post out what's causing you grief on an underwater basket weaving board. Just find what's causing you to get up in the morning and take baby steps from there.
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>>49727385

The only reason I haven't killed myself is that I still care for my mother a little bit, and don't want to put her through my death (I'm an only child, and my father is long out the picture).

I intend to subsist until she dies, then kill myself.
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I wish i had friends. or i wish the friends i once had came back
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>>49727541
I feel like this is a common thing. All the friends I had kinda drifted apart as I grow older. Now I'm all alone
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>tfw no just friends bf
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>>49727596
You'd have to chop the "b" off then, most "just friends" won't give you a handjob
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>>49727665
how about a brojob, no homo of course
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tfw no bf to play video games with. cooperative or not.
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>>49727697
New Threade desu-nee
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>>49727672
Not even that, just friends generally don't want to see or touch your genitals





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