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Not a trap, tranny, etc but an actual real XX girl
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>>49709011
>omg
>Please give me the play by play
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>>49709011
cringe.
ive never had a women text me other than my mother and sister.
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>Is it locked? Is there a spare in there?
from mom
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>>49709059
Hi

There, now you can leave this board
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>>49709011
I want this so bad. Why cant I have a gf?
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>>49709077
traps and trannies dont count, hon
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>>49709081
You can. Grow in character, change your habits, speak to more people.
My wife is staying up with the youngest, I have a 6 am call for work
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It might not be an XX female OP, she could be a birth defect intersex woman and actually have XY chromosomes. Some go their whole lives without finding out, what's to say you can't?
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>>49709011
last text was from a qt trap 2 years ago

she broke my heart
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>yeah I can meet at Zimmerman

We were assigned to a project at my college. It was April of this year. (Zimmerman is the name of the main library)
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>>49709232
*he
It was a he
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last text i got was from a girl was earlier today, one of my arthoe friends said "i appreciate your positivity"
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>haha i like you poop face

from my crush out of nowhere. i think im going to make it robots. wish me luck
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the last text from a girl was just a "what's up?"

on the surface it's not much, but it's a girl that is way out of my league that has continually texted me to talk and has admitted to liking me.

il probably fuck it up somehow, but for now I'm happy.
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The last time an actual female messaged me was last night after I sent my suicide note to them, and it was just:
>dont kill yourself :(
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>>49709011
I don't have any on this phone.
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>>49709011
Well... Thanks for reminding me I need to oof myself
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Phone text?
>cool
>we're upstairs lou here too
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>>49709061
She was referring to your dildo collection, no doubt.
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>>49709011
>Will do, thanks! [REDACTED] is noisy as usual... but aside from that, it should be slow.
>Take it easy!

Female coworker from like 2 weeks ago.
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It was just the hugging emoji.
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>>49709724
>sending your suicide note to others before you kys
kys
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Seriously, who uses phones for anything that coordinating meeting times and places, 90% of my text messages are "be there in 10". Doesn't actual conversation happen in social media DMs?
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>>49709956
Let me guess, you don't have an iPhone
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>>49709975
I have an android. Still, why would that change anything?
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>>49709011
The last text I got from a girl was about a group project we're working on. As a matter of fact that's what the last few texts I've gotten from girls has been about...
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>>49709975
No, Sony front-cameras are better for selfies anyway
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the girl i was interested in moved on really quickly from me and my ex doesnt care to even pick up her last boxes from my apartment. so these last few texts in my phone were pretty fucking painful to read
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>>49709949
Nobody gives a fuck about me irl, I doubt anyone would find my dead body after I did kms. So I decided to send the note to pretty much the only person I give a shit about, so that if they messaged me one day and I didn't respond, they would know why.

Either way, I still plan on killing myself.
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>2 or 3 years ago
>bored
>say fuck it and photoshop random people I talked to before
>send them to random people
I was a retard in high school, so I wasn't familiar with what was weird and what wasn't.
>send one to pic related
>says some shit about it being funny, I don't remember
>ffw to now
I haven't talked to her in a couple years, so asking for a photoshop just seemed out of place I suppose. Besides that, haven't had anybody texting me.
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>>49710130
I care about u, anon (... ..
:teardripemote:
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>>49710173
No you fucking don't...

Nobody else does, why would you be different?
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>>49710220
You'd be surprised at how much sympathy people have for strangers on the internet bro.
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>>49710231
Maybe because they're complete strangers.

If you don't know someone personally, you don't know about their flaws, and often the mistakes they've made in the past.

If people knew more about me, they wouldn't give a shit about me. I am a fucking terrible person who deserves to be dead.
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>>49710220
People have different opinions when it comes to art, same could be said about you. It just takes time to find the person that'll change the way you see things.
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>>49710267
Maybe, but you just admited people give a shit about you (even if they don't know you as well as you think they ought to in order to stop giving a shit).

Everyone I've spoken to around these parts have been pretty cool if I'm being completely honest. Weird, but cool. Everyone's got their secrets.
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She never responded back.
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>>49710444

Thanks /r9k/ for the trips.
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My ex trying to use her roastie tricks to be all buddy-buddy with me and get back with me after she left me for some douchebag who didn't even give a shit about her. I can give a full story
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>>49709011
Not counting the one from my little sister
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>>49710586
you should probably get your fucking shit together nate
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>>49710528
Nah

orogibnalo
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>>49710528
Please do so anon, I collect this kind of story
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>>49709011
Last girl to message me was just my boss asking if I could work on my off day. Feelsbadman.
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>>49710307
I don't think people actually do give a shit about me.

I was more referring to >>49710173 when I said:
>If people knew more about me, they wouldn't give a shit about me
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I won't post it out of respect to privacy but I made a joke about how we slept together at hers last week and she brapped on my dick twice in her sleep while I was spooning her
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>>49710612
Im trying to quit church and come to terms with there not being a God and I was super involved before. I coached a Bible Quizzing team and preached/taught
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>>49710444
How long ago?
>>49710586
Fuckin hell Nate, get on it son.
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>lmfao
Left her on read 2 months ago
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>>49710586
damn nigga what was the context here
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> LITERALLY DOES NOT FUCKING SAY THAT IN THE BOOK THOSE PIECE OF SHIT SJW GARBAGE FILMMAKERS

From today
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Text your mommies "I love you" and post what she says
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>Anyways, I gotta get to sleep. Good night. :)
>Yup! Me too, sweet dreams. Text me tommorow pls

I get it into my head that I'm being dragged along by women and I don't enough self disgrace to perform like a circus monkey in order to engage or entertain women via text.
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>>49710670
What's there to kno?
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>>49710779

>>49710779
Yesterday. It's now 00:49.

I'll save your advice. Someone told me to be upfront that i like her. Bad advice but I don't think she was that into me.
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>>49711004
I don't know if I should really tell people...
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>>49711166
>people
Dw, These are just robots bro
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>>49710629
I guess
>GF and I get together in the summer
>We go to different Unis
>Don't see this as a bad deal, we still meet up every week
>We also call/text often
>Around September she starts talking about her friend David
>Can't stop talking about him and how he is chasing his ex who she says is a bitch
>I trusted her a lot at that point and didn't suspect anything
>But a small part of me is paranoid of everything and thinks she is fucking him or something
>Reasonable side of me reminds me that she is loyal as fuck and she had told me things she will never tell anyone
>There was upcoming dances at my Uni, we had mentioned how we wanted to go to it
>One day she has this long rant about David over a phone call, I'm just listening and being understanding
>I try to steer the conversation to be about that dance and what we should wear to the dance (like matching colors and such) because I was tired of her going on about David
>It never quite goes there and she eventually ends the call
>I decide to text her a few minutes later asking what colors we should wear to the dance
>She texts me "that's something I've been wanting to talk to you about"
>I am confusion
>"I'm not sure about the dance anymore"
>I ask "what do you mean?"
>She sends me "I'm not sure about our relationship anymore"
>I feel like I was punched in a part of my body that wasn't there
>I say "are you breaking up with me?"
>She says "Pretty much. Yeah."
>>>>>>Pretty much. Yeah
>This fucking bitch
>I text "Why??"
>She sends "I don't know. I just don't see you the same anymore."
>I'm fucking distressed now
>Rethink every single encounter with her and think about whether I was any different from the first time we met all that time ago
>I'm not seeing anything.
>I ask "what did I do to make you not think me the same anymore?"
>She texts me "it's not really you, it's me" or some shit like that
>Sounds fishy as fuck
Cont.
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>>49709011


"that's nice of them to put that in there."
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>>49709975
if youre at all concerned about privacy iphone is the best phone
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>>49711202
Ahhh fuck it, I'm too sober for this shit.
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>last text from a girl
It was something along the lines
Don't commit suicide topics like this make me nervous
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>>49711202
fucking cont, this is hitting too close to home for me
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>>49709724
So you were just attention whoring then
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>>49711312
doesn't apple get hacked like a lot?
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>>49709011
From my sister a week ago asking if the printer at home works. Ignoring my sister, from my hairdresser 2 months ago telling me I can come in 15 minutes early to my appointment if I want.
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>Why?
She said that after I told her to never contact me again and blocked her.
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>>49711484
I am not sure. Havent heard much about that. Apple doesnt sell your information tho and doesnt monetize itself based on selling or using your information like other companies.

Android phones are basically spying machines and send out all your location data back to them to make a complete profile on you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8W4AXYEhv0
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>>49709011
Really wish I could wife this girl up
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My sister texted me thIs afternoon to ask what kind of cordial cherries I like best
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>>49711469
No, I did actually try to kill myself after that, my attempt just didn't work.
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>>49711433
Okay okay. No promises on the full story of the aftermath though.
>Ask "is there another guy?""
>"Yes."
>Want to scream
>Worst way to be broken up with: over text, out of nowhere, over another guy
>"Who?"
>"David"
>Feel like I was picked in a body part that wasn't there
>First impulse is to punch her back
She's lucky it was over text
>I say "are you fucking serious"
>Never cursed to her before, ever.
>Bitch had the fucking gumption to say:
>"Don't you realize how much I blame myself over this? I'm hurting too from this decision and my friends are even leaving me because of it."
>Rage nearly uncontrollable
>Would have told her "GOOD!" or just to shut the fuck up
>Possibly would have hit her again
>Took me over an hour to calm down from that level
>Tell her I want talk to get for a long time
>She says "goodnight"
>Delete her number
>I avoid the fuck out of her for the next few weeks She comes back a month later texting me again, literally just venting her feelings like I'm her emotional tampon or some shit
>Then she starts texting me like we're friends or something
>I go along with it, only realizing that I'm being a beta by doing this shit
which brings us to the pic I originally posted. She was talking about Marvel movies. I pretended to give a shit. Since then we've talked IRL, where she basically started to propose we get back together, and I stopped her by asking how I could know she wouldn't do that same shit again, to which she said I wouldn't. I basically tell her a sugarcoated version of "fuck off" and we haven't talked since. The End.

In retrospect I should have been MORE aggressive and not given a fuck about her feelings.
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5 hours ago

Origigigi
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>>49711612
isnt shadman a mudblood? how could he be a nazi
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>>49711061
Stop talking to her. It's over my dude
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>>49711767
Pretty sure he's white and his 'oc' is a skeleton wearing a ss uniform
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she was the only person who ever seemed to care about me.
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>>49709161
why are you here tho
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>>49711853
you didnt tell her youre okay
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>>49711869
i did but it was on steam not via text. i haven't spoken to her for almost a year because of stupid decisions i made.
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ironically enough
>i bet ur chicken tendy subs r so good
She was talking about publix
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>>49709011
Does my mom count? yes?
then never. I have literally never gotten a text from a girl
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>>49709011
A couple of weeks ago I tried smoking dabs for the first time and I went fucking berserk, screaming, crying, puked on this girl's cigs. This is the conversation that preceded it.

I should note that there's more to this, and I honestly thought I was gonna get laid by the way I was wording it.
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>Could you bring my keys back please :)
Borrowed her car
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>>49709011
U look like lord farquaad lmao

To an acquaintance
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>>49709335
>either shameful mocking
Or
>your crush has a scat fetish
Either way, abort
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>asking ex gf (who I am still friends with) tinder advice because I have no idea how to talk to people
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girl I fucked who lived a town away, promptly stopped talking afterwards because we had less of a connection than we realized. drunkenly swiped right on her again and got this message.
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>>49712916
>implying you need a connection to fuck her
hmm
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She hadn't texted me for almost two days. Her body is pretty nice but her face is whatever so I'm not gonna lose sleep over it.
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Bitch has a huge mouth.
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>>49712925
you're right, which is why we fucked originally in the first place especially since I drove 30 minutes to go see her. plain and simple, I met more interesting women after we hooked up.
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>>49712250
Lol this sounds interesting. Tell the whole story if you don't mind.
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>>49712966
Why's she so mad at you for forgetting to text that you got home alright?
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>>49712081
same here brother
fuck these normies
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>>49709011
>Hey you, are we ever gonna talk again?
No screenshot because I don't want her to know I opened the message. I dated a girl for a few months before recognizing I didn't love her nor did I feel like I could develop any feelings for her. I told her as much in our last conversation in person and pretty much ghosted her past that point.
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>>49712981
Dunno. We went to see this animated movie it was boring so she sucked my dick in the theater. Stupid hoe.
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>>49709011
>Adore you

Castrate me and then kill me.
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>>49709011
These types of girls in this type of gay lovey dovey relationship usually think it's cringey in the back of their mind and will end up cucking you for a bad boy chad that leaves purple marks on her ass and chokes her too hard
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>>49712980
Ohhhhh boi.

Alright, so to give you a little background, this was the message that kicked off the whole shebang.

>get pic related at work
>I've never met her before but she's friends with my friends
>think that this sounds awfully forward
>make plans to come to her place after work
>never smoked wax before but first time for everything right?
>get the Taco Bell and message a friend of mine named Taylor that lives right across the street that I'm about to make some bad decisions
Keep him in mind, he comes into play later

>get over there
>she's about as big as I expected, but a cute face
>I put on a movie on netflix
>"I'm so excited to be taking your wax virginity"
>again, awfully forward but aight
>she demonstrates how to hit the nectar collector
>I take about a 2-3 second hit
>"Yay! I'm so proud of you anon!"
>yo what the fuck
>this isn't a cough, this is a dry heave
>ask where her bathroom is
>violently coughing into the toilet when the high starts to hit
>everything's that pleasant kind of fuzzy
>sitting there hacking my lungs out
>she's in there with me, handing me a drink and laughing
>somehow we make it to the couch again

Around here is where shit got WEIRD
>feel like I'm in an alternate reality
>like sleep paralysis but worse
>I'm mumble-shouting and thrashing around a little
>she's scared
>what the FUCK is going on
>feel like reality is a film strip that I gotta reach into to grab onto something real
>I'm scared as fuck
>"Do you want me to call Taylor?"
>I manage to say yes
>Taylor comes over
>super chill about helping me out
>asks the girl to put on some Mountain Goats to help calm me down
>I puke on my pants
>they bring a bowl to my face and ask me to puke in that
>drag me out into the car
>bring me home to my roommate
>I'm high for literally the entirety of the next day
>take a walk to McDick's
>it's a spiritual experience
>eventually go over and grab my car

And we haven't had a conversation since.
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>>49713005
Which movie? If it was Ralph Breaks The Internet I want someone to confirm that it was, in fact, dogshit
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reee get off my board etc

ehh who cares I'll be dead soon
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>>49713099

Haha that's some super bad shit. I got a hell of a lot bullshit moments too but that's just called living I guess.

Got ghosted too because we got high and I was weird during the date. But wtf did she fuckin expect mate.
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>>49713005
>is this a date?
>hanging out
somehow I doubt she blew you in the fucking movies theater like you're some kind of ultra chad
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>>49713123

It was pretty terrible.
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>>49713099
Oh man and I thought my first time getting high with a girl was cringey. Also, I fucking knew she was a fatty from what she ordered from tb. At the end of day I'd say you dodged a bullet compadre.
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>>49713145

Haha i remember she joked about that on the drive back to her place "I thought you said this wasn't a date and then you pull your DICK out!"
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>>49710528
I'm in a similar situation where my teenage ''sweet heart'' pretty much cucked me but now she's married and blatantly wants to cuck her husband with me. I know she does, she literally texted me not that long ago saying ''my husbands at work. I'm so fucking bored. we should chill''
Fucking whore
I still kind of want to fuck her though but I feel so damn conflicted, I hate her but she has a big ass and she's an average white woman at worst
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>>49713140
>ghosted you for being weird
>while high
Fuckin' idiots.

>>49713159
God Bless.

>>49713160
Oh yeah, almost definitely. I feel happy about that, at least.
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>>49713099
Dude what the fuck how do you not handle thc, you're worse than a 12 year old girl crying to me her dads gonna know she's high when I was in 14
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>>49713213
Here's my story.
>get cute black girls number
>srs she's a 8/10, nice ass and tits
>I ask her if she wants to smoke
>it's on
>on our second bowl
>I'm already high af at this point.
>she uses my scale in the bathroom
>says verbatim "I heard these are more accurate when you're naked"
>I completely drop the ball, don't take the hint
>watch music videos on my ps3 until she leaves
>realize how badly I fucked up after I sober up
>try to hang again but she says she's busy
This was 8 yrs ago and I still get pissed thinking about it.
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>>49711061
>h-heh yeah i g-gotta get my car fixed too

LOL
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You guys are fucking homos, see you later virgins
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I'm lying im going to eat the leftover kebab
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>>49713296
Bahahah fucking hell that guys bad with women
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>>49713315
>he has a gf
>probably cheating on him
Gtfo and never come back.
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>>49713259
I smoke maybe once a week, and in my defense that was my first time trying anything heavier than a blunt (if you excuse the cannabutter incident which was a significantly more pleasant experience)

>>49713293
I'd be pissed too, holy fuck. I'm sorry about that, anon.
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>>49713336
Thats still pretty bad man, teenage girls can handle that shit
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>>49713346
Yeah. I dunno, it was whatever. Even she says she doesn't understand how I got that high.
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>>49713315
My Gf part 2
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>>49713379
Boring. Post her tits or don't even bother.
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>>49713321
Ok you're either a girl (impossible) or you're a faggot and you're a bottom.
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>>49710146
>naru profile pic
nice
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>>49713379

How long you guys been dating?

I got some feels just thinking about how much I "co" depended on my ex. She was so nice and I had no friends so she always was there to take me out. then one day she grabs her things and leaves me for good.

Been a month and still can't find a replacement upgrade... might settle for a ugly chick.
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>>49713393
ok faggarino
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>>49713427
Hehe nice gyno fag.
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>>49713397
Incorrect on both counts my guy
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>>49713440
I didn't say black, nigger
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>>49713473
Guess again you silly sausage
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>>49713498
>sausage
>your girlfriend
pick one
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Inb4 cucks are triggered.
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>>49709011
>Why aren't you like your brother?
from mom 2 days ago.
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"Ok" from my mum
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>>49713099
Wtf is wax? Pls respond
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>>49713664
It's a cannabis concentrate
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>>49709335
Good damn luck
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>>49710762
What a dummy.
Dark night if the soul.
It will pass
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>>49710528
Was in same situation, just ignore her.
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>>49709011
Holy fuck your picture gave me diabetes.
Let's see here. About an hour ago..
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>>49711061
It takes like an hour to get your tires changed, call her out on this bullshit.
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>>49711728
>I'm hurting too from this decision and my friends are even leaving me because of it
FUCKING RETARDED ROASTIES MAN REEEEEE

Reading that made me so made, fucking roasties always trying to play the victim.
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>>49714143
>>49713328

>>49713296

I do though.

>>49711771


New developments.
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>>49709619
i wanted to be mean anon but im happy for you
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>>49714532
You're pretty cute is codeword for you're not a man. STOP IT ANON! DON'T DO THIS!
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>>49714532
She's TIREd
topkek
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>>49712250
Lol i remember you posting this. That girl had a boyfriend didnt she. So you smoked and freaked and fucked it up?
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Dating is hard, anons. It took me 3 years on tinder just to get one bad date last month and I'm still getting things wrong.
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>>49714542
I dont know dude I've banged a lot of girls that said im cute
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Jealousy is such a turnoff
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>>49713315
>love you
>love you cutie
>love you too

Fuckin retards I swear
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>>49711767
This, I thought he was an Arab or mutt
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>>49709975
You say that because iPhone owners can't afford a computer?
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>>49713562
You might be a reverse-cuck.
But you are still a cuck.
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>>49709011
I dont even have it on my phone anymore. Girls dont go out of their way to talk to me.
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>>49709011
how old are you guys? pretty cringe but if you two are young i understand
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>>49714105
Why?? Just texting
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>>49714767
Late 40s, both of us.
Ever think
>ugh, sweet talk is icky
&
>why am I alone?
might be related?
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>>49711728
>"Don't you realize how much I blame myself over this? I'm hurting too from this decision and my friends are even leaving me because of it."
Fucking guilt tripping reeeeee. This is pretty similar to the breakthrough I just went through with my gf. "Muh it's not you it's me, we both fucked up..."

Like cunt, the only thing I fucked up was sticking around so long.
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>>49714799
breakup not breakthrough, kill me
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>>49714795
thats very odd but whatever works for you. im not alone my gf and i sometimes text like that too but never to that level
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>>49714814
>adore you, love you so much, sleep well
>my gf and I rarely take it to that level
What *level*?! How people who care for each other speak?
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>>49711202
she just had someone new. It's pointless to ask her why. Don't think about what you did wrong or iin what way you changed because that's just bullshit she says being cowardly as fuck
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>>49714656
I'm a bull. I love the satisfaction of fucking another man's woman
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>>49714882
You still share her.
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>>49709011
Fees really good, man.
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>>49709094
Post in store prices?
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It was my gf. We were mostly using the voice thingy. We just realized we didn't have each others number
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>>49710130
> I still plan on killing myself.
What will you do and will you stream it?
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>>49715177
Taking 30 grams of pure caffeine powder at once, and I'm not too sure what there is to see. It would just be a stream of me downing some awfully bitter powder dissolved in water.

I would shoot myself in the head, but guns aren't easily obtainable here (Australia).
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>>49715132
Just before we started using the voice thing.
Also I found the pic here, I just said Facebook so that she wouldn't ask about/ try to browse 4chan
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>>49713562
this is hot, more
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Am I still on /r9k/ or this Chadpit is only pretending?
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>>49711202
You'll only be naive like this once if you're smart enough to learn from your mistakes
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it was my younger sister who's 14 and in hs. best and cutest imouto
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>>49710130
Do you want to talk about it to someone who gives a shit?
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>>49715253
She will leave you in less than a month. She's probably just in for christmas and new year to not hurt you to much but after that its over.

Never ever send something like this to your girlfriend.
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>>49715865
She kind of insisted on me calling her mommy because she thinks its cute. So I think it's safe for now
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>>49715865
I'm tired of retards on /r9k/ claiming that some girl will leave the guy when he makes some cringe shit. Do you understand that every fucking person of any gender and age does some dumb shit, even Chads, and especially in relationships when every side feels the sexual tension and hormones mess up the rational thinking? You could puke in front of your girl or even hit her but it doesn't mean everything is over for you. Stop being a fatalistic piece of shit, this is one of the main reasons why you guys spend time on /r9k/ instead of improving your life and actually trying to fix something.
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Last one was from my mom two weeks ago
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>>49710130
You shouldn't have sent the note unless you actually planned on doing it
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>>49709011
>Not a trap, tranny, etc but an actual real XX girl
Does this still matter if you're gay and if so then why
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>>49715985
You literally just described the thought process behind anxiety (the mental illness kind, not the meme kind), which I'm sure lots of 'robots' are undiagnosed.
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>>49709011
>>49710444
>>49710586
>>49710779
>>49711061
what app has this kind of text bubbles?
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>>49716096

used to be me. thought i was just a deformed human until i figured out that i had an anxiety disorder, and that it was only my worries and my skewed perception of the world around me that made me think that way.
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>>49709011
I nuked my discord and all my pictures of E-Thots that liked me
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>>49711694
Try again, then.
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>>49716238
Otherwise I blurted out all my feelings towards my oneitis and was too scared to open it
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T. Chad
>highlyfuggingorigianorobot
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Do girls really like emojis and shit? I honestly feel like such a fag using them
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>>49710528
Free sex desu
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>>49710146
she sends you a nude and you don't respond?????
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have it but in spanish (from spain)
> Que guaaaaay
just this morning I'm dropping a friend on Monday to the airport...
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>>49710528
Post more, if you got more of her
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>>49716948
bitches love smiley faces anon-kun
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>>49710586
Date her, after a week of nofap, freshly showered and nicely dressed
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>>49717018
Mandandola de vuelta a la costa sur eh, anon?
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>>49712916
Meet her again, don't fuck her, see if you feel any connection, if not forget about her
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>>49712939
Why did you send her a dick pic then? llmao
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>>49716948
Dude give updates and explain the situation. Is she a thot or are you testing if she's more than just a cum dumpster?
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>Word hard n stay safe!
followed by a kissy face and two hearts
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>>49714544
Yuuup. To be fair though I probably was never getting any anyways, if it wasn't this it would have been something else.

Also, finally got someone from the original thread to see it. My work here is done.
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Only girl I have ever texted in my life
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This. It's probably one of the last texts I'll receive from her
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>>49716948
Thy typical WOW at the end when Stacy doesn't get what she wants lmao. Probably not gf material, or is she?
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>>49717433
Your mom or a grill in rl?
She might be nice and into you
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>>49709011
All of the females I talk to are from this board and browse r9k frequently, so I think I'll pass on posting anything.
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First part says "Good morning (name), it's your..., I cropped it out because of my name. She is asking this because I live alone in low incoming housing, as a poor engineering student trying to set up my life. My block is filled with one specific gang of niggers who sell drugs, beat their children, give their children drugs(seen kids as young as 7 smoking weed), steal shit, have block parties on weekdays etc etc. I finally gave in yesterday after watching a cracked out nog bought a retarded amount of some sort of drug in broad daylight, in front of the main traphouse where all the niggers meet for block parties. I called the cops and snitched. Im pretty sure they knew it was me because everytime I walk by I stare those monkeys down, and today I did that and got on my phone before entering my house. Last night, or I guess 1 am today, some cracked out spic started banging on my door and mumbling some garbage. I opened the blinds, not the door, with a knife(if I let them know I have a gun they'll steal it) and told him he had the wrong fucking house. He stayed for a minute, pussied out and walked around my complex for a bit. I called 911, and texted mommy and daddy because they deserve to know when their son is in danger.

Tldr I think I started a war with the gang on my block, mommy wanted to know if Im okay.
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>>49709987
Late but people with iPhones don't like texting Android users because of the clunky interface. That's why they message over social media instead.
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>>49717591
DO it anon, pls oregioloiol
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>>49717591
This one is better
origano
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>>49717560
This is my mom. As if a girl would bring food for a man other than Chad
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>>49717502
Lad, what did you do?
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>>49717384
Sorry was in class. Shes wife material for sure, 18, virgin, not degenerate, sweet.
>>49717549
Nah I actually really like her, unfortunately might be transferring next year. Feelsbadman
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>>49709011
>kkkkkkkkkkkkk
>don't worry
>i've killed them
talking about some of my former high school classmates who now study with her in college
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This an irl relationship.
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>>49717675
She's my ex. She started talking to me like a month and a half ago; saying she wanted to come back to me and all that. But now she talks to me like she's doing me a favor
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>>49717771
Wtf, are you German? Why do you speak with your gf in English, is it possible to be cucked even more?
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>>49716238
Good lad. Ethots aren't real. Use that experience to talk to real girls.
>>49717785
Oof. I'm gonna give you some advice that has helped me tremendously. Leave exes as exes. I continued to text with my,first ex after I broke up with her. This was a mistake, led to a lot of drama, shitty feels, etc. Once I blocked her, boom. It was over. I was free. My last ex, we just mutually agreed to stop talking after the break up. Just go get something to eat with some bros, and hang out. Also fapping before making big decisions in relationships with females is a must. Make sure you are using the head attached to your neck, not the other one.
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>>49717771
Why did you write to her in english?

>>49717684
If she is then dont transfer, pr is it a once in a lifetime opportunity? Anyways if you're feeling wholesome with her, talk to her again and give updates
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>>49717785
Did she cheat on you? If so, tell her I forgive you, offer to meet up, but don't get with her back again.

If you cheated on her, then she is right and you should apologize to her

Sorry I dont speak hasta la vista, can you translate?
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>>49709011
Hahaha me and my girl to it like that too
Example:
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>>49717931
Yeah, we agreed to not talk to each other after we broke up, but she started calling me again and... Well, I'm lonely, so I started talking to her... She will probably get mad about my messages and stop talking to me, though
>>49717966
I didn't cheat on her and as far as I know she didn't cheat either. It says:
Me: oh, well, that makes me feel good
Her: you only ask that because you want me to respond wichever way makes you feel good.

I was asking her if my texts bother her and if she wanted to stop texting with me
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>>49718098
Whoops FAIL haha
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>>49709011
Last thing a girl texted me was
"Mamacita"
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invited her and her boyfriend, as well as another couple over, and another guy i know for commander mtg night and to play the new smash bros game.
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I could dig up an old text of a gf trying to groom me into being a cuck but y'all would think I'm larping
lately I dont have anything to share. fuck women
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Just my manager yelling at me to get to work, in the end she came and picked me up.
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>>49718274
cuck
originalio
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>>49709011
>Hey, have you killed yourself yet?
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>>49718311
Shut up man, I have to work to keep my grandma warm and fed. I wouldn't work unless I had to.
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>>49718372

Good man.

Grandmas are for protecting.
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>>49718274
>wearing cat ears
quit now before she rapes you
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>>49717875
>>49717938

She's German, I'm a native English speaker.
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>>49717502
What's that in burger?
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>>49709011

>all the 3 messages from women say thanks in the end.

just realized im the beta male provider stereotype and not chad
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>>49709011
>Will be home in ten minutes sweetie

Living together as students with my gf. Really nice life
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>>49718534
This
>>49718113
Oridhavabdbfb
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>>49709011
Thanks for reminding me I've never had a text from a female. Faggot.
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>>49717012
Wasn't a nude, just her face and some other shit
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>>49716150
Pretty sure it's the messages app on iOS
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>>49718186
>Her and her boyfriend
>Smash bros
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>>49718209
Pls share grooming post
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>>49709011
Originally sesame.
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>>49719970
Fuck off banks
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Not in english but she asked where to park outsidr my apt. We fucked :3 kawajii new fwb
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>>49709011
from my mom
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dubs and ill post the pic
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>>49720147
accept christ already you fag, look how miserable you are without him
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>>49720240
liar liar pants on fire, check it
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>>49714882
Lmao you pathetic cuck you are no bull
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>>49720246
not miserable.
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>>49709011
I've never received a text from a non family member fucking normalfags
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>>49711281
Manda esse server ai seu viado
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>>49709011
I've never gotten a text from a girl unfortunately.
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>>49709956
pretty sure when he says "text" that includes IM
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>>49709956
>social media
What is this, 2012?
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>>49709011
>adore you
>dearest
>kissing and heart eye faces
Good lord I think I'm going to be sick
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>>49717428
This is a hilarious conclusion to your thread LOL
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>>49720240
rolling
I want to see a pale fembutt
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>>49720240
What a lying faggot. Dubs will decide your honesty.
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my boss. can't share but it was mundane.
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Hard to say, phone only goes back to 2015 but I reckon it's probably like 2006 or 07 might be more than that as well not sure.
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i've only been talking to her for a day but i really like her
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>>49720240
Duds fucks
Not original oregano probably
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unless kik counts then just 1. my manager from 2 years ago was a girl, we were discussing picking up my last check after i got fired
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>>49709975
I have real life social skills. I communicate with my girlfriend and friends in person or by phone call. texting is the most normie autistic shit there is.
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>adore you
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Just this last week on my birthday
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>>49720240
Rolling. Show us that slut's body
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>>49719970
>ads on your keyboard
ABSOLUTE STATE
>yeet
Go die in a fire zoomer faggot
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>>49720114
Yeah sure buddy
>>49722416
Cringy as fuck man
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"see you tommorow!"

she deleted my number months ago
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She'll be back when I wake up. Crazy girl
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>>49715617
anon if you haven't already taken her virginity yet you're a bad big brother
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>>49722829
Fuck I wish I had a girl like that.
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>>49716040
>You shouldn't have sent the note unless you actually planned on doing it
I attempted right after sending the note, and I'm planning on trying again
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>>49715617
Jesus, that's so fucking hot. Is your imouto hot?
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>>49715790
I wouldn't be opposed to talking about it to someone who actually cares
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>>49722416
Lmao, you're already friend zoned for being such a pussy. Low testosterone fag
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>>49720240
Stick your peepee in it or shut the fuck up.
And post the nude for these betas, bitch would do the same to you. They always show all their friends and laugh
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>>49723333
Do u want my discord then?
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>>49722829
Why did you abandon her though? Btw when you're single you'll miss her lad, so give her some love n validation
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>>49723764
Didn't abandon her really. She takes something on order to get me too react, I hate that, want to set a limit by ignoring her for a few hours.
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>>49709011
why do you retards talk like 50 year olds
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>>49723782
*She faked something
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>>49723782
like what? post an example
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>>49710528
Women (her included) leave guys as soon as a better option pops up. As soon as that option vanishes, without shame they go back to their number 2,3,4 etc. guy... You are a literal loser cuck cunt if you even response back to these amoral whores
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>>49710146
Is she cute? Photoshop her something cool and funny. If she texted you out of the blue after that long she probably thinks about you and shit!
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>>49723966
>Pretend to be pregnant
>Pretend to be ill
>Fake cutting her wrists and no contact for 2 days (it was lipstick)
This time she lied she was ill to test if I would help her to go to the doctor
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>>49709011
She's fucking some other dude on the side bro
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>>49724520
She seems fun
Post her nudes
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>>49724520
Dude she only does that, because she is sesperate for your attention. Show her more attention at home n shiet, thank her for cooking, washing the dishes etc. and lastly take your time to rate her cloth, don't just say that they're ok
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>>49724566
Actually she has a personality disorder and pretending it's his responsibility is basically enabling her
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>>49724587
Only if he offers proof, many girls just get ery attached to their man
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>>49709011
>I hung a scarf out for him to climb up
In reference to her cat
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>>49724566
She lives 9000 km away
(We met 4 times though)
>>49724587
This, she had an unfortunate life, I'm just trying to get her to realise that shit like this is not okay to do to someone you love
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>>49724696
So far away? Dude you have to either move in on her place or she on yours or she will kill herself eventually
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>>49724696
Please post more chat stuff dude, it is very interesting to see how she ticks. Thx
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>>49724718
She pretends to be crazier than she really is. We'll find a way, rather not rush and both of us ruin our lives but giving up what we have now
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>>49720240
Check em while I check her ass
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>>49724520
>That hilariously fake "blood"
seems like a cute, needy, dumbass
I'll take her off your hands lad
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>>49724520
this is why I'm afraid of women
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>>49724566
You don't enable crazy behavior like that, just ignore and train Pavlovian style the proper way to behave.
Even smarter move would be to just drop her considering the amount of baggage seems really high, no reason to ruin your life over that.
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>>49724545
>>49724566
>>49725020
>>49724666
>>49724696
>>49724718
>>49724892
>>49724732
>/r9k/ defending and wanting to engage with some crazy BPD thot
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>>49711061
be upfront with a girl you like on tinder???what????
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>>49716150
it's two different apps. the one that says sent at the bottom is either tinder or fb messager. the one that says delivered is just the messages app on iPhone.
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>>49712250
as a general rule a girl isn't going to have you bring Taco Bell over before you fuck
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>>49712888
you guys need to stop trying to get to know women on tinder. make them laugh have small talk and set up a date. use texting for logistics
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"hey anon, you doing okay?" about a couple hours ago.
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>>49713562
anybody with an iPhone who cant tell this is fake is a fucking brainlet
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>>49711853
This makes me sad, knowing all these people that are living such lonely lives.
>>haha you are not alone in your loneliness !
stfu





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