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30 year old edition

last: >>50321772
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Do you have any plushies?

I have an alpaca one and a shark one and I love them very much.
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First for very nice new thread.
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>>50335282
but the last one isn't dead yet, ya dork
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>>50335354
A lot of the thread makers are impatient.
But no one really minds
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>>50335342
I have two huge shelves full of them, a huge lion and a huge polar bear are the biggest ones. Dakis are for plebs, big plushos are for best hugs
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>>50335342
I have a few. A friend of mine gave me a Pachirisu and a small-ish Mamoswine plushie a few years ago. The latter is my favorite.
For myself I bought a bootleg Substitute plush, which I sort of regret. To make things better I bought myself a bigger and actually authentic Substitute plushie.
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>>50335451
Getting a Substitute sounds like a great idea.
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>>50335342
a dolphin I sleep with
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Any history, philosophy, lit fags wanna bully each other into better reading habits?
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Gib clingy friendless bf who lives in washingtom state thanks bye

Kvlt#3884
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>>50335474
Hmmm...Yes, I know!
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>>50335473
I want to take it out of its packaging so much, but I want it to stay dust-free even more. I still hug it from time to time. I really want to get one of those much bigger Substitute plushies, but they're too expensive.
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>>50335494
do you think hes comfy seeing as he never leaves the bed
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>>50335528
how do you hug it while it's in the packaging?
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>>50335535
Yes and probably very thirsty
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>>50335604
I'm drinking water I'll channel some of it to him
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>>50335478
>tfw haven't read a book in months
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>>50335622
Not too much your bed will get wet
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>>50335593
Pretty much just hugging it while it's in the packaging. The plastic is loud and I'm sure not as enjoyable as hugging the actual plushie, but I want to keep him clean.
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>>50335649
just enough so hes not thirsty but doesnt have to pee constantly like me
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>dark circles under eyes
>contrarian, but too nervous to ever voice dissent
>clingy to any small amount of affection given
>shy, but immediatly autistically ramble about topics they're excited about
>can never be offended
>not super sexual, but when riled up hard to settle down

If you're out there, marry me
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>>50335528
just dedust it every once in a while?
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>>50335645
C'mon, ya queerbo, expand your horizons
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>>50335528
I see. There's two kinds of people. The preservers, and the indulgers.

Maybe you'll unwrap him eventually...

>>50335669
small bladder
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>>50335687
Don't describe me like that, it makes me feel uneasy when people talk about me indirectly.
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>>50335687
this sounds just like me for every detail but it could be one of those cases where the things listed are so nonspecific it applies to everyone
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>>50335724
I guess I'm starting Lolita today
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>>50335751
>Maybe you'll unwrap him eventually...
I'm pretty sure I will. I'll just clean my house first so he'll be cleaner longer.
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>>50335751
yes and it is very annoying
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I love my husband with all my heart!
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>>50335776
I had a Spinda plush once and this is such a nice reminder that I totally need another.
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>>50335752
Just a constant inventory on your mind, always second guessing and doubting yourself yet feeling like you're going nowhere? Cute.
>>50335765
List off some others, I wanna learn more about ya
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>NA hours
>anime girl posting triples
everytime
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>>50335814
That sounds cute, anon. Makes me sort of want a Spinda of my own, if they even make those anymore.
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>>50335766
It's actually really good, Nabakov is a stellar writer. I grew up near Cornell where he used to lecture, so it's interesting reading about places still standing today. Vonnegut's stuff is the same way.
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>>50335823
I'm not good at thinking of what people would want to know so its easier if you ask
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>tfw no big bf to smother me with his weight
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>>50335687
This is eerily close to being me
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>>50335687
thats me but I think thats many of the robots here, not hard to find someone like that here I think.
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>tfw no small bf to smother with hugs and kisses
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>>50335875
The last book I read was actually Slaughterhouse Five. Are you reading anything, anon?
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>>50335785
youre cool dude, we talked in a discord server one and then I got banned for some reason.
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>>50335823
You stop this or I'll break down and cry.
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>>50335896
I want to know directly what you think, silly. What are key aspects of your personality you want people to love? One's you try to hide? If it's a bit nerve-wracking, then I'll lead you through it
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>>50335933
It's okay, I get banned all the time too. Typically people get annoyed by me and then they harass moderators to the point of annoying them into banning me, or moderators are just annoyed by me in general.
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>no dream pop bf to share albums with
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>>50335929
Right now I'm going through Howard's Conan series again, I read it a couple years ago in highschool but appreciate it more now. You used to read more? What books are ya favorites?
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>>50335965
I dont even know why I got banned, it seemed to be a dececnt server. But I remember talking to you about some personal experiences we shared and I had a good time. I appreciate you dude. Stay faitfhful to your husband.
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>>50335955
I think I'd like someone to enjoy my company and want to spend time with me the same amount I do with them. I think I try hard to make people happy but it feels like its unrewarded usually and it makes me moody. I don't know if that's my personality or if thats something else though. I try not to be too emotional in public because I dont wanna look vulnerable. Is that what you meant? I dont really get it but I tried.
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>>50335910
Tell me more, do you have skills beyond internal dialectics?
>>50335915
Yet here I am ;_;
>>50335947
im sry, I luv u
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>>50336032
I like it, you seem like a sweet young man. Have you been hurt by others before? Or are you afraid of hurting others? You seem too delicate for this world, I love it.
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>>50336000
Nice trips, and thank you, I hope you have a good day and I will make sure to stay faithful to him.
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>>50335992
I've never read any Conan. I used to read a bit, but I stopped about half a year ago because of depression. My favorite books would be American Psycho, Catch-22, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and Siddhartha.
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Where are the brits? I want Costa.
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>>50336110
Hello, am brit.
I think they're shut right now.
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>>50336079
You're spooking me a little with how you're talking! I don't think about things that much but I guess so to both.
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>>50335687
I want this but being a robot, old robot it's impossible.
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>>50336101
Never read American Psycho, but if you like it I'll give it a shot. Narcissus and Goldmund by Hesse is a really pure book, it's like Siddhartha but two different archetypes of medieval man. You ever check out Camus? Why were you depressed? He's a good author to help make problems feel meaningless
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>>50336050
I play a few instuments, and im okay at coding, but thats about it
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>tfw only interested in older robots
>be 25

Time is ticking away for me to find a bf. I cant imagine me or anyone still posting on here after 31
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>>50336129
Really? They close pretty late here.

It's cold outside anyway...
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>>50336140
Don't sell yourself short. It's obvious talking to you you're relatively sharp but extremely humble. I would suggest keeping your pure nicest, don't let the world take that from you. Do you feel you go gay out of loneliness and need for intimacy, or genuine love for cock?
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>>50336177
Do you sing? I bet ya have a soft voice ;3
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>>50336229
wow smooth flirty
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>>50336213
You're perfect and I guess you're in USA?
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>>50336229
Thank you I guess? I'm lonely but its not related to being gay. Ive liked guys since I was 13 or so
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>>50336159
American Psycho is actually kind of hard to get through, so you might not actually enjoy reading it. I'd really like to read more of Hesse. I've read a little bit of The Myth of Sisyphus, which was pretty good. It's hard to pinpoint a specific reason for my depression, but I've mostly worked through it with the help of psychedelics. I'm curious about your favorite books, would you mind telling me?
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Being gay under 20 is cute.
Being gay over 20 is degenerate.
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>>50336213
>>tfw only interested in older robots
>>be 25
>tfw I am a little older
hmm
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>>50336259
What? I can't help it, he's cute >~>
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>>50336219
that's what big comfy coats and bfs are for.
Warmth.
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>>50336296
Dont be so verbose or its just weird
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>>50336278
Have you had any boyfriends? Very rare to see true blue dinky doo fags on here
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>>50336299
Do you have a big comfy coat?
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>>50336320
I dont think its that rare. I havent, have you?
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>>50336317
I think big, sorry. Brevity is a good habit to get into though, I'll try better... >.>
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>>50336341
I have big comfy arms at least.
And a bunch of sweaters and jackets.
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>>50336282
What kinda stuff were you dropping? I know it's basic bitch, but The Stranger was my first real favorite book, still have a soft spot for it. Now, really like Dune, some Joyce, starting to revisit poetry.
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>>50336345
For a couple months my freshman year of college, gave me confidence in myself, was pretty wholesome. Just seems like a depressing lifestyle to continue past early 20's, not sure if I'd wanna play around anymore beyond then. What made you like guys? Where do you see it going?
I wanna know more about how your brain thinks
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>>50336345
Add me again
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>>50336402
Well, I've done acid, shrooms, and DMT since I stopped reading. I'll make sure to read those. I've never really read any poetry beyond some in The Gay Science that were translated.
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>>50336506
your id isnt the same I just tried
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>>50336527
Oh fuck, you like Nietzsche?!?
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>>50336538
Yeah, Nietzsche is top-tier. I haven't actually read a whole lot of his stuff though.
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>>50336464
Why is it depressing, you don't like guys? I had an online friend I played games with who joked around about wanting to see peoples dicks and everyone else got mad at him for it but I didnt so he liked me. It got me thinking about it more and I realized I liked guys. I just want a nice relationship and someone to share what I enjoy with
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>>50336536
Hmmm try now
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>>50336563
Zarathustra can be a fun one to read aloud. His short essay on metaphors is a good early reader yo him, but really cool you're into Gay Science. I'd mail you copies of Genealogy of Morals, I have several I've accidentally picked up over the years. You read any other philosophers? You ever look into Terrace McKenna with the drug stuff? Pretty cool stuff
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>>50336258
Yeah i do vocals sometimes but right now i have strep throat and life is suffering
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>>50335282
>30
So I can only post in this thread If I'm 30?
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do guys catfish using average 5/10 looking dude's pictures now? i just want an online bf so i don't have to leave the house for love
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>>50336650
Oh fug, I've been thinking about getting Genealogy, that would be super neat. I've read some Dostoevsky, but that's about it so far. I do like Terence McKenna. It's really interesting to listen to him while tripping.
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>>50336589
I mean, I like guys, but like long-term. Basic biological need always pushing you to reproduce, society hoping for you to do your part, family pressure, etc. Would be hard to imagine only loving someone for their personality for decades, would need tangible biological and social connection. Hope that doesn't sound retarded. I like your story though, is cute. Have you made active efforts to find love? Have you come out to people? Have you felt burning love for anyone?
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>>50336665
I had that too recently, drink hot cocoa. What kinda stuff you play?
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>>50335478
>tfw no curious reader genuine bf to talk and contradict each day.
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>>50336739
Welp, it'd be a shame if you stopped reading forever, but you've probably done more than most people do in their life. Hope you start slowly getting back into it, and you seem like an awesome person to trip with...
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>>50336782
I play a lot of bass, its kinda fun to play some metal/thrash stuff but recently ive been getting into blues and learning weeb shit to play to impress my future bf
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>>50336858
>tfw have never tripped with anyone
I'm definitely going to start reading again. Would you like to talk on discord sometime, anon?
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>>50336859
You ever recorded any? I might fall in love with a vocaroo of you
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>>50336914
What?! I've never tried it alone, I feel like I'd convince myself of insanity or something. I'll give ya a discord though, one sec!
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>>50336749
I don't get that way, I dont have any desire for a girl or to reproduce. It doesnt sound dumb but maybe sort of deceptive but if someone knew that I guess its not. I sort of try but not a lot. Nobody knows. Im not sure what would make it burning compared to anything else.
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>>50336859
Thoughts on claypool?
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>>50336915
Sadly i havent, i might start to though
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>>50336914
>>50336946
fire#8484
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>he thinks I don't remember him
>actually remember him quite clearly
heh
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>>50336953
Oh dude i love primus
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>>50337008
nice. His solo stuff is pretty good too. Been a while since I listened to him, but every time I see a bassist I ask because he's a legend lol
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gib dickie
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>>50337035
here you go anon. say ahhh
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>tfw no fren that wants me to gib him the dickie
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>>50337195
Have dicki
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>>50337243
I already do, catputer poster.
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>friend sends me a picture of his dick
>now wont stop asking for a picture of mine
>keeps saying he'll send another pic of his in return
>ask why he wants to see mine
>he says he just wants me to know what it's like to send your dick to someone else
>I keep telling him no
>he's also straight and doesn't know that I'm gay
Why is he doing this?
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>>50337273
>he's straight.
No he's not.
He's closeted.
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>>50335478

I graduated with a history degree two years ago and haven't read a single history book since. I'm really too much a brainlet for philosophy or serious lit.
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>>50337273
>>he's also straight
>Why is he doing this?
Straight guys are weird sometimes. How is his dick anyway?
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>tfw no /x/ bf still
I want a skinwalker bf dammit
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How is 2019 treating you, gaybots?
>tfw got a boyfriend at christmas time
>tfw he love hugs and cuddles
unfortunately
>tfw he wants me to go back to uni and get a career
>tfw he doesnt like my job (cleaner)
>tfw is always too tired for really hard and rough sex
>tfw might have to go fuck some fat girl slampig just to get all the kinky shit out of my system

>>50337273
post it
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>>50336277
Yes. Let me guess. Mars?

>>50336292
Whats on your mind anon?
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>>50337534
>Whats on your mind anon?
Just getting a little hungry. I haven't eaten yet today and it's already almost dinner time. What about you, what's up on your end?
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>>50336213

I'm 29 and going to be here until either the site dies, or I do. 4chan is a key part of my life at this point and even if it were to die, then I'd just move to a new chan.
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>>50337585
I know this feeling all too well, friend.
i hope this shit site dies so i can finally end it
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>>50337626

you guys are my only personal human contact, I really don't want to an hero so for me chans are essional part of life.
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I wish people would be honest about whether they like/dislike you before they reach the point they hate/love you.
I wish people would be open about whether a topic makes them uncomfortable instead of just blocking you like a bitch after going along with it and in fact being the one who brought it up in the first place.
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>>50337495
Sex in wolf morph is still zolphilea
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>day 39283012 with no dad bod bf
yes i'm immortal deal with it
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>>50337816

so how were neanderthal cocks?
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>>50337762
What are you refering to in particular friend?
i know you're thinking of something that happened, what was it?
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>>50337504
Not-that-good on the personal field, but this seems like the year I will be more open about my faggotry (not expecting to get a bf tho). Gay threads are peak comfy, aren't they?

On a side note, I've been getting more close to a bi friend (he has trust issues and either way has been telling me "stuff", so I guess we're now close). I'm just glad that I am helping him even if it's just for being there and giving him advice when he needs to rant, you know. I hope the best for him.
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>>50337834
i wouldn't know they were ugly it took a while before guys turned cute but we all evolved didn't we
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>>50337576
Pretty much the same. Pretty comfy day laying in bed all day watching Archer. I have about a month left till I start working again so im trying to get the most out of it
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>>50337685
What stops you from meeting irl people, friend? Something you feel like to talk about?
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>>50337915
>I have about a month left till I start working again so im trying to get the most out of it
That's a nice way to spend it, being as comfy as you can be.
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>>50337935

a big helping of avoidant personality disorder along with a side of autism. Its all I can do to go to a store or get through a shift at work while suppressing my natural urge to just run away back into my neetcave.

Even having a non-anonymous personal conversation with someone is completely unimaginable to me, even online.
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>>50337844
Well I dunno if someone I talk to dislikes me and people block me for being lewd when they start lewd conversations.
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>>50338027
Feel ya', mate. I'm avoidant too.

Didn't you have like, idk, any on-line friend who talk to (in Steam, Discord, wherever)?

Got family? A job or occupation where you can be around ppl in a regular day?
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>>50337273
don't be friends with him. it'll ruin you in the long run
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>>50338129
imo, i usually let the other person start the lewdness just to cover my ass.
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>>50337857
Let him wank off onto your face you bigot.
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>Hair is too big to fit a comfy hat
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>>50338239
Not interested in doing that, pal. Just wanna see him grow out of his fears and be comfortable enough to make other friends
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>tfw farming (you)s on /v/ with nudes a fat bitch in heat from work sent me.

>>50338370
aww, you should fuck him anyway, but since he's just starting to get comfortable, dont be a total ass to him like my first gay screw was to me
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>>50338463
oh hey ive got that thread open in another tab, man shes a nasty fuckin piece of work, dont you have even one other alternate outlet for these fantasies anon that isnt such a foul fucking pig?
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>someone from here wants to add me on discord
>anime girl icon
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>>50338156

no friends online nor do I speak to anyone not on a chan, I do have a job but its only because my mom threatened me with getting out. Its at fucking walmart and I hate every single last second of it. I put on a fake workface long enough to get through my shift but its pure armor and I'm not friendly toward anyone besides simple politeness.

my mom is the only family I have, I can talk to her a little more than I can anyone else but I am still insanely secretive and mad at her for forcing me out of my comfy neet life with no social interaction.
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>>50338503
Honestly, no.
I cant go pick up at the local gay bar since my bf does the whole Drag thing and knows everyone there, and i dont do grindr, so im stuck either just going insane with frustration everytime my cutie says "please go slow" or i can work it out onto some genetic dropkick who wont even remember my name in a week.

I also realise im a huge piece of shit for even considering doing this, so i might not even go through with it after all.
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>>50338552
that sounds really rough anon, I can't give you much advice but if you do end up with her give her a proper violent dicking aye, channel some of my hatred for vapid fucking roasties like her into it and get it all out your system
Whatever you do don't make a habit of it though because you don't want to break that nice boy you have's heart
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i want to kill myself i want to kill myself i want to kill myself
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>>50338618
How's that? Anything happened recently, or it comes from years by?
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>>50338668
everyone cucks me
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>>50338685
>everyone cucks me
that's hilarious
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>>50338611
>but if you do end up with her give her a proper violent dicking aye, channel some of my hatred for vapid fucking roasties like her into it and get it all out your system
cobber, it's my mission to make sure she cant walk properly for a week.
honestly she's not even bad looking if you saw her full face, i just posted the pics that didnt have her whole face in them since i dont want her getting memed on for me spreading around her whoredom since she is a friend.
she's at the gym twice a day and has dropped about 20kg since i've known her, though she's still got a way to go
She's still a huge slut though, no way would i consider her more than either a friend benefit or a pump an dump.
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>>50338685
Care to put in words one case?
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>>50338518
>adding people ever
You get what you deserve.
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>tfw no high wpm neet ldr trad bf who is completely devoid of social propriety and speaks to me solely through text chat because we're afraid of ruining the relationship; voiding our only source of happiness in this otherwise hedonistic hell hole
WWWWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>would probably ghost you anyways edition
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>>50338893
me
holy fuck
post discord pls
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>>50338893
>trad
well.. at least you're authentic
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What are you listening to, friends?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HanBb8FonWs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG_VDj8Eh_g
>>50338893
>gay trad
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I wonder what name I'm going to use for my next throwaway discord
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>>50338988
you should name it after an smt demon
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>>50338987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-7r8H4jenE
>tfw no cosmic horror bf
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>okay with how i look
>until i remember my huge lips
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>>50339102
bigger lips are based, imagine your mouth looking like that picture
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>>50339192
imagine them looking like i got stung by a bee and having to suck them in all the time
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>>50339194
tfw no janny bf

why isnt this comment original
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>>50339267
wonder why, mate
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>>50339260
that sounds cute shut up anon
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>>50339011
I'm gay, not satanist
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>>50339304
you're also dumb
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>>50338987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHMIBoCWy5I
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>>50339304
imagine not being both lmao
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>>50339343
>being a satanist
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>>50339362
i'm not a real satanist. i just wear fingerless gloves and pentagram necklaces.
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>>50339362
That nipple looks pointier than the knife.
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>>50339434
t. Styxhammer
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>>50339454
real talk, Bayonets arent meant to be used as knives, they're meant to be used on the end of a rifle to stab a fucker with.
the blade is blunt as fuck and the tip isnt that sharp on purpose.
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>>50339553
A point thrust hard enough will puncture, regardless of edge
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>>50339558
so you're saying he should have stabbed that man with his nipple?
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>>50339572
He could've tried, last ditch attack, pointed nipple strike
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>>50336147
How old we talking here like late twenties? Is late 20s old?
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>>50339692
everything above 20 is old
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>tfw no bf to sleep next to every night, comforted by the soft sound of his breaths, the warmth radiated from his body as you hold him against your and the feeling of his chest slowly rising and falling
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>>50340119
I know this feel so much it hurts
I just want to cuddle with another boy and concentrate on his breathing to lessen my tinnitus
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>>50339671
PK Love for you, my friend

PS. orgin wut
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>no one to dip my hamburgers into barbecue sauce with
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Any guys in here in desperate need of being loved and want somebody to talk to them on Discord? Does this sound like you? Send me a line. I'll be nice and send you some wholesome BL pictures if you want.
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does anyone have experience with using dating sites or apps to find a bf?
tinder and grindr seem absolutely horrible so i don't really want to use those but are any of the others worth bothering with?
i'm afraid trying to meet someone any other way would be either a disaster or so unlikely it'd never happen, so i'm curious about this approach
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>>50340119
i'm going to originally cry reading stuff like this
more please
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>>50340705
I befriended a nice asexual boy on such an app. Which is a step in the right direction. Depending on where you are though, you might have to deal with some undesired things like guys wanting to hookup and such. Unless that's your thing but if you don't use Tinder or Grindr I would guess that it isn't.
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>>50340705
Nobody on grindr wants to date, nobody on tinder wants a robot.
I genuinely have no idea where to find someone with similar interest in a relationship so I might just an hero when I reach 30.
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>>50340744
that does sound like a step in the right direction, even just a friend or two would make trying it completely worth it
you're right, hookups are definitely not my thing, and i'm on a college campus so i would expect nothing but hookups from those two apps
maybe i'm wrong and people want to really date, that'd be a pleasant surprise, but i'm definitely not keeping my hopes high
where, as in what site, did you meet that boy, if you don't mind me asking?
>>50340792
yep, thus i'm keeping far away from them, i was planning on trying a more dating-oriented site instead
that's more or less my plan, unless i can turn it around soon by some miracle
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>>50340842
Well, I think we're going to be more than friends but of course we have to figure out if we'ire compatible first so we're taking it slowly. It's sad really, because guys usually want sex before all the love stuff. So even on a place like a college campus where you could potentially run into plenty of guys how many want that connection first? I understand why you'd be skeptical.
It was on OkCupid I dunno if you know about that site.
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>tfw no Hellenism bf
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>>50340922
yeah, i guess that's what i'd ultimately prefer, just starting off as friends and not rushing into anything. well if the interest is there i guess we wouldn't need to wait to become more than friends but i think you know what i mean. pretty much what you described.
yeah, that's the curse. undoubtedly a lot more guys available on a campus than a ton of other places, but because there are so many the interest for something more stable isn't really there. i don't anticipate much but i figure it's the best chance i've got.
actually okcupid was the site i was planning on using, that's actually reassuring. it seemed like a much better choice than the other two hookup apps since it seemed more dating-focused
thank you so much for the info, i think this just solidified this site as my choice
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>>50340282
PK love me daddy <3

>>50340231
Cute pic, all I want as well ;w;

>>50340610
What kinda hobbies anon?
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>>50341052
is that the greeks
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That's it for tonite. See ya' all tomorrow

Have a good night
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>>50340119
>you hear his heartbeat
>surge of a primal comfy feeling that leaves you totally relaxed
>but also a reminder of his corporeality/mortality and your own
mixed feels
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>>50341115
Indeed it is the greeks.
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Why are UK/Germany boys so fucking perfect in every sense? I hate living in america
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>>50341083
If you have that spark right away, that's fine.
I'm glad I helped you decided on a site inadvertently. I wish you luck on your quest with this dating thing.
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>>50341257
Poo Indian?
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>>50341093
I have a feeling that if I said it was anime and video games that it would let you down but those are things I enjoy. I guess I like bike riding too, I spend time sometimes trying to learn more about the stock market but I dunno if that counts as a hobby.
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>>50341354
normal indian
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>>50341276
yeah, i'll just have to take it as it comes, however it does
the question still remains of whether anybody's going to be interested in me in the first place, but i'll cross that bridge when i get to it too
thank you very much anon, i wish you the absolute best of luck with this boy you're talking to, and i hope things go well for you in general
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I'm going to where the water tastes like cherry wine cause this place tastes like turpentine.
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>>50341382
Yeah, don't worry. Guys aren't exceedingly picky about their partners. Otherwise I wouldn't have gotten much attention at all, so you'll probably be fine.
No problem, and thank you for wishing me well.
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>>50335687
This is scary please stop anon I can recount multiple times in my past when I fucking gushed about shitty anime and games that no one but me gives a shit about
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>>50335342
Multiple bins. I was a bit of a collector as a kid and I cant bring myself to throw them away.
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>>50341484
alright, thank you for the reassurance, you definitely seem to know more about what you're talking about than i do, so i'll believe you're right, and hopefully this thing will go well. in the meantime you take care, okay? good luck anon
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>>50335282
Ardyn did everything wrong
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>>50341359
Nosa#5776, i don't like sharing it here, but whatevers
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>>50341625
Hr's still pretty great.
FFXV had some good characters too bad about the game they're stuck in
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>>50341622
Of course. Haha, oh I'm no relationship guru. These are just things that have been true in my experience and the experiences of others I've seen. That's all I really have to go on. Take care. Thanks again.
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>>50341633
Hey, I sent you a request. Thanks for taking initiative, I hope I don't disappoint.
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>>50341359
Don't be ashamed of the things you like, pal. For sure there are people in this board that can be total dicks in regards of other people's taste, but don't suppress yourself like that.

Any specific vidya/anime you like? Maybe there is someone in here who shares your faves, who knows!

Take care, bud
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>tfw no bf to go out to a place you've never been to before and try some new food with
>tfw no bf to tease about his indecisiveness on picking something to eat as he plays offended about it
>tfw no bf whose eyes light up when he realizes he loves it, and tries to get you to have some too
>tfw no bf to half-argue about paying for food with before you end up just splitting the bill
>tfw no bf to slip into a comfy food coma with after both arriving home stuffed
>tfw no bf to lay his head on your chest as he falls asleep and you pet his hair
i could go all night with this anons
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>>50341777
I like games where you fight people. Beat em ups or stuff like Tekken and King Of Fighters. I like Smite, Killng Floor 2, Yakuza, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, and a bunch of other stuff but this should give an idea of what kinds of games I like.

As for anime, I got back into it during the fall 2018 season after not keeping up with it for a few years, but Goblin Slayer and the Reincarnated As A Slime anime were great. ReLife and Chuunibyou are some of my favorites though.

Thanks for your kind words.
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>>50341937
be my bf pls n ty
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>>50342087
depends where you're from, anon, and i'm sure you can snag much better boys than me
did you like reading it? i can always do more if you want.. that one was just a dumb fantasy i had earlier
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>>50341431
Where is that? Haven't found a place like that in at least a decade.
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>tfw still no cowpoke bf
>tfw still mad that blizz cucked me by unveiling a generic white boring boomer as gay but not my Jesse bf
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>>50342407
as opposed to an even more generic white boring stereotype
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Mentally ill boys are for _____
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>>50342739
therapy under my supervision
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>>50342739
for the hospital
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>>50342739
Giving big bear hugs.
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>>50342688
But at least Jesse has a lot of interesting backstory and 76 has 0 interesting story, he's literally just a copy of marvel/dc heroes bs we saw in mainstream media.
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>tfw no bf whose arms are wrapped around you as you wake up, his face buried in your chest
>tfw no bf to untangle your legs from as he breathes softly, still asleep
>tfw no bf whose cheek you can stroke as you slide out of bed and wrap him up in blankets
>tfw no bf to moan and complain when he wakes up and realizes you're not still in bed with him
>tfw no bf who tells you, beet red, he could have made it himself when you bring him breakfast in bed
>tfw no bf who eats it all anyways, with a sleepy smile
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>>50342739
hugs and kisses, gentle care and reassurance
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>>50342781
shhhheoooot i'm a cowboy baayyybeee
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>>50342841
>tfw just now realizing I want this
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>>50342887
and i hope you can find it soon, anon
i may write more later, i'm bored and i like fantasizing but i don't want to spam the thread with it
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>>50342963
I hope that you find it soon yourself, friend. It would be so nice to be a bf like that.
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>tfw not sure why I even bother anymore
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>>50342881
cute desu I wish I can see my Jesse bf be like that
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>>50342981
thank you anon, and i completely agree
i guess it's why i spend so much time thinking about it, it would really make me so happy
and since it would make you happy too i've got my fingers crossed for you friend, i hope you end up with a wonderful boy and you can both be the best bf's for each other
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>>50339830
>>>50339692 (You)
>everything above 20 is old
That's such a meme
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>>50343055
Here's to us finding our ideal bfs.
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>>50343046
Import someone to sweden.
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>>50341674
I always liked ffxv, despite its flaws
>in b4 someone recommends me watch Eyepatch Wolf's video
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>>50335687
Are you describing yourself or me?
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>>50341937
>sinful cuddling
this is absolutely adorable and it makes me unreasonably angry that this is not reality
I just want head pats man
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>tfw find left over weed in your grinder
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>tfw autistic wannabe cuteboy
>tfw no bf to warm me on a cold night, to sleep together with in loose fleece pjs that keep rising up, and to wake him up in a very loving yet uncompromisingly lewd and pleasuring manner
>tfw you just wanna know love

goodnight r9gay. i hope you all find wonderful bfs.
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>>50335282
umm i look like op pic do i have severe gay ?
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>>50343214
Sounds great except if the person doesn't like you. So yeah
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>>50343500
no, you just look like a final fantasy villain
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>tfw watching my favorite show with the best boy
>tfw met him here
>tfw like him a lot
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>50341233
Because amerimutts are ugly and aryan is heaven
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>>50343494
Goodnight, fren. Hope you have dreams that make you happy, even if only for a while.
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>tfw no bf to set his book down and hold his arms open, inviting you over onto the couch with him
>tfw no bf to wrap you up in a hug and kiss your cheek before laying you down next to him with your head in his lap
>tfw no bf to absentmindedly stroke your hair or hum as he reads
>tfw no bf who's unable to hold back his excitement as he tells you about what's happening in his book
>tfw no bf to egg on and keep talking about his favorite things since you love the happy energy he gets
>no bf to playfully poke you back awake when you drift off to the sweet sounds of his voice
>>50343436
>>50343468
i'm glad you thought it was adorable but i'm sorry for making you angry or depressed, that wasn't what i meant to do
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>>50343524
Anime or American show also what cause I wanna see
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>>50343468
Same man also some ice cold sweet tea
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>>50343494
i know this feel a lot, i'm hoping you can get it soon anon
you're part of /r9gay/ and that means you should get a wonderful bf too
>>50343524
this is the second day i've seen this from you and it makes me really happy
so glad to hear that you found someone great here anon, i wish you the absolute best
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>>50343596
thank you anon, i hope it goes far, he's such a great boy and he likes the same stuff as me for the most part!
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>>50343556
wait no I didn't mean it like that I really liked it. I'm sorry.
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>>50343515
I like u swede anon, you have no excuse.
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>>50343595
>>50343626
ah well thank you, i'm glad you liked it
i know you didn't mean it like that at all, don't worry, i just don't want to make anyone feel bad is all
i think that last one was the final one for tonight since i've written enough, but i'm glad that they at least got read and apparently were liked, thank you
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How's /r9gay/ doing this winter day?
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>>50343675
Bad because my only friend went to sleep early so I didn't get a chance to talk to him
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I want to work at a cookie shop. Cute boys visit cookie shops, right?
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>>50343708
I wanna work at a flower or tea shop
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>>50343708
if there were cookie shops anywhere near me i would totally be there
although i dunno if *i'm* cute exactly, but that does sound like a high traffic area for cute boys
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>>50343708
Yes, I'm pretty sure cute boys go to cookie shops. Maybe some of them even want bfs.
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>>50343728
Those also sound really nice
>>50343744
>>50343756
There is one near me, but I don't know if they are hiring. I think I will call and ask tomorrow, though, since you guys think the cute boy traffic will be high.
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>tfw no record shop bf
>tfw you will never hang out with him at his store listening to all the new releases of your favorite bands he has lined up
>tfw he will never recommend you good albums he's found while working
>tfw you'll never sing along loudly to his favorite album and think about him
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>>50343795
you've got me curious too, anon
i think there's a cookie place near me actually, although it's a chain. i'm tempted to see if they need anyone but i kinda doubt it
either way, if there were some way to figure out where all of the cute boys are that'd be so useful
>>50343728
these also sound like prime cute boy locations, i agree
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>>50343863
>tfw used to work at a record shop
>only greasy metalheads and small girls looking for the latest meme artist of the season came
>always had to dust off my favourite music section because no one ever touched or browsed it
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>>50343863
truly, a man after my own heart
if only i worked at a record store, that'd be so cool
and bonus points if record store boys are cute too
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>tfw went to the big park in the city for our first date
>tfw found a nice little green grassy hill to cuddle on for hours just talking about whatever.
>tfw he started taking selfies of us
>tfw we look extremely cute
>tfw big spoon
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>>105202794
I had someone who really liked me and I told him I wasn't interested and now I feel shitty because what if that was my one chance at happiness? Why would I feel shitty about if deep down I didn't like them too? But I've been burned so many times by people who SEEM to care until they don't and then I end up getting hurt and I get ghosted and it feels like it was something I did. Why am I so stupid?
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>>50335282
do you want to have the boy fucked out of you, r9gay? :3
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>>50344170
You wanna do what now
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>>50344236
clearly he wants to make you a man by arsefucking you.
it's a greek tradition
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>>50344277
Well if It's a tradition how can I refuse?
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>>50344088
Who are you replying to?
Do you still talk and stuff?
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>tfw no bf to listen to Tiamat with
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>>50344300
I don't know why it quoted something. No, the last text I got was "Ok take care." Which sounded sad and hurt and like he never wants to see me again.
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>>50343901
god i can imagine that getting obnoxious after a while :(. What music was your favorite?
>>50343922
work at a record store now so i can come visit one day and we strike up a budding and fruitful romance
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I keep coming back here for no reason. I'm so tempted to make a massive feel post so I can fish for a bf that shares my interests despite the fact that I know there's no point. I'm also tempted to write a 2k character melodramatic post about how I can't find a bf on arcanine but I'll just come off as a prick. Life is gay
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>>50344323
If I go will you follow
Me through the cracks and hollows?
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>>50344383
I feel the same way sadly
I cant really find a cutie who shares my interests

at this point ill take any cutie
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>>50344404
And I would be your Cain
If you would be here now
Unironically reinstalling.

>>50344383
Do it.
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>>50344383
>>50344419
What are your interests?

>tfw lost my ShotoXDeku folder
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>>50335282
i think my bf is getting tired of me

he's not as mellow as he was when we started

he's too good to me, he dances and is so happy and cute

i dont want him to go, its my first relationship :(
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>>50344427
You uninstalled it in the first place?
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how come it's so hard to find a bf who hasnt been railed by 50 cocks already?
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>>50344480
Yes because i always think i'm never going to play it again. This time is forever.
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>>50344371
well, it's not abnormal to feel bad if you hurt someone's feelings. Don't feel obligated to make yourself pretend you feel that way about someone someone to avoid feeling bad for rejecting them, in the end you just hurt both of you more than a rejection would if it doesn't work out.
Your best bet is to just to carry on as friends, maybe hang out as friends and see if you end up feeling anything more for him.
Main reason I asked is because the same thing you did happened to me.
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>>50344499
Lower your expectations anon. Don't try to find a cute boy. Look for the average one. Even a bit ugly. These kind of boys can have a very nice personality and they're not obsessed with physical appearance. Lots of them are virgin or just been with one or two boys before.
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>>50344499
Gay hookups are easy as hell.
Gay commitments are rare.
The only guys who haven't lost their virginity are going to be pretty antisocial and reclusive typically so it'll be hard to find them.
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>>50344504
Best unused song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEgkOfLGFVM
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>>50344562
YES!
I like every single of the unused songs, i always listen to one of them when i'm in a gloomy mood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bYmjJK00XA
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>>50344427
I guess I'll indulge myself
>>50344442
My interests are weird and obscure. Not weird like I like exclusively jerking off to boys in yellow sailor outfits with full moons behind them but weird as in you would have no idea someone ever did [X] unironically. There's no point listing them all because I know nobody here has even half of them, and the people that have them are either in the shallow end of the kiddie pool or are diving into the damn Marianas Trench compared to how deep I am into them. The whole thing is dumb and gay. I'm banking on funding a boy when classes start soon but really I know for a fact my brand of autism is something I have to pull others into and so it'll never truly be how I want it.
I hate coming here and screaming into the void out of desperation, especially knowing the types that hunt here. I keep trying to forget these threads exist and yet every time my homeboard gets too slow I'm slowly dragged back into the deepest crevice of hell's asshole and get to watch the thread get raped by that day's guest appearance. What's the point of it all? It's worse than an ocean of piss, it's like a hurricane of jellyfish
>>50344419
>cutie
My eyes cut through your words. You're despicable.
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>>50344595
What's the best hub and why is it Hollywood?
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>>50344609
You should list them anyway tbqhf
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>>50344609
Do you like snuff and anal vore?
If not you're probably not too fucked up for me at least.
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>>50344644
No and no. Like I said it's not deviant weird, just generally a bit off. Not bad interests either they're just uncommon here
>>50344628
Nope. You don't have them. Nobody in this thread does. I've checked 100 times before and I'm not getting my hopes up or letting myself become a meme.
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>>50344701
Pls
Just one or two
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>>50344626
I like Santa Monica more but it's a close contest with Hollywood. Chinatown's music was also pure gold, really sets the mood, i just wish it had more stuff in it.
>that feel when you enter Vesuvius for the first time and talk to VV.
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>>50344701
You like floor tiles or something? Hahaha just become meme, it's good.
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>>50344701
Honestly I'm very new here so I've probably missed you checking before myself.
I'm kinda curious but I won't push anon.
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i can't wait for the new animal crossing to come out on switch this year
>saying hi to your cute animal friends
>comfy fishing at sunset
>hunting for rare beetles
>decorating your house
>saving up all those fuckin bells to buy some cute shit from the store you really want
my inner gay comes is unleashed when it comes to this stuff. i'm gonna be so happy to see henry the frog again. he's adorable.
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>>50344746
>that typo
just fucking slaughter me
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>>50344709
Alright, one. I unironically listen to meme mash up music like triple-q and silvagunner. Not everything they make is amazing but I like a lot of it. Silva's undertale mixes are a gold mine and his dire dire docks rnb thing is a banger.
I would never dare play that shit for anyone else because the concept is ever so slightly too off for most.

I won't pretend that I've got sooper obscure interests, they're just that bit more weird than the norm so everyone is usually 9000 levels of autism deeper than me or high tier normscum.
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>>50344767
i think that would be an extreme reaction
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>>50344701
Ey, it's ok if you don't feel comfortable sharing, friend. Maybe in time you will comeback and spot another bud that likes that same thing! I hope you find him.

Best wishes, and good evening/morning
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>>50344770
Q used to stream at a site I go to and I used to be in his Warframe clan.
How are meme mashups that obscure anon?
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>>50339434
Sounds hella cute
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>>50344770
Holy fuck, man. I thought you were gonna to say something more... idk, haha. I mean, i've been following the SiIva team since the times of GiIva! I gotta admit that I don't know all the lore (2deep), but you can bet I enjoy most the fuck outta that rips.

It's sad what happened recently these days... By the way, have you seen the Q&A on SiIvaGunner2? It's lovely to see so many of them together (I also think that I just got a crush on SSB_Seal and his deep voice)
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>>50344821
I've been trying to say that my interests aren't *that* obscure, just that they're just barely deep enough that most people are either far more or far less autistic than me. If I had some extremely obscure deep shit then at least I could revel in my autism with fellow autists, and the people that had that interest were genuinely passionate about it. Mash up shit is barely weird enough that I can't play my music around normies but if I tried to talk about silva with a real hardcore music fan I'd get laughed at.

Pic not related
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Reminder that chaosfags are satanist homosexuals!
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What's a blowjob feel like?
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>>50344890
I haven't seen the new QA, no, but I'll check it out later. Like I said I'm not that weird, just a tinge odd.
It's nice to know somebody else here appreciates high quality rips though
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>>50344938
Amazing but it depends on the person.
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>>50344961
thank you for the least descriptive and obvious answer
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>>50345000
I can't describe it into words but imagine a hot, moist chamber around your making some pressure all over your cock while some slippery thin thing moves all over your shaft reaching the gland and slowly perfoming a 360 motion in the tip.

See! This is why i didn't want to do it!!!
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>>50345000
Honestly this >>50345074

I mean, sort of? It's really fucking hard to describe besides "a warm, wet hole to applies suction and goes up and down your cock".
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>>50345094
Don't forget the tongue. It's vital to a sucessfull blowie.
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wait people actually suck when they're giving a blow job? doesn't that hurt??
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>>50345104
Right, right.

SO TO ADD TO MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT. Like anon said, it's pretty vital that they use a lot of tongue because you see, it's not just a constant suck/pumping motion. They have to caress your D, care for it and therefore lick it now and then.

Personally, they aren't for me receiving but dicks do have a very lewd appeal to them.

>>50345123
It's not a vacuum. The human mouth can apply/create so much pressure.

It feels oddly better than you'd think.
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>>50345123
As long as you remember you're sucking a dick and not a straw. Don't forget to bite the balls a little, it will make the other guy seethe with pleasure.
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>only been with 5 guys
> apparently im now decent at sucking dick
>but am a top
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>>50345189
I consider myself a top for the most part but I enjoy sucking dick and I guess I'm good at it.

It happens. I also like to please though so I dunno.
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>>50344929
But it is so cute anon
I want asatanic bf
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>>50345223
Hoy there. Heard you were looking for me.
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>>50345215
i'm a bifaggot so i like to try and be an all-rounder decent when it comes to sex, but for the life of me, i do not like being anal fucked by either, as far as im concerned my ass is a no fly zone.
I do suck a mean dick though and my eatout game is also pretty good

not kidding, i have to be good at head, i only have a 6" to work with
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>>50345243
Henlo there
are you a qt?
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>>50345281
I'm not cute in any physical or mental way. I'm basically that disgusting, ugly, loud guy who hangs out with your crush.
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>>50345301
What do you mean disguisting?
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>>50345310
I sweat a lot when nervous.
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>>50345279
Variety is the spice of life after all. And oral is a pretty major part of doing the nasty so I'd say you've got it all down.
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>>50345344
i'm also really really rough
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>>50344960
Ofc you're not weird, man. SiIva may be niche internet culture, but has a dense public out there, and with reason. Like gachi, too (which I personally am a big fan of).

What are some of your fave rips? I'm not that good at recalling things, but Pokemon Colosseum had some of my most liked ones. Remix 10's of Rythym Heaven were also neat! And I also got great memories of Nuclear (Unused Game Version) from MGSV.

(Sorry if I took that long to reply.)
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>tfw did this with a friend once

D-do you guys think he noticed??? He usualy sleeps like a rock.
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>>50345374
Nothin' wrong with that. I think it's fun to do that now and then.
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>>50345397
Forgot the picture because i'm scared and cringing at the thought of my friend being awake and saying nothing while i fap because i'm close to him.
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>>50345381
PS. Oh man, sorry. I just noticed you listed them like 2 messages back. I'm a dummy

Anyway, notice me if you're still there!
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>>50345425
He knows, anon. He definitely knows. You horny little minx.
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>>50345301
You'd be dead before you walked within ten feet of my crush, unless you'd try to crush me
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>>50335342
I have a companion cube plushie I keep at the corner of my bed
I got it from an anime con back in like 2014
It's very soft
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>>50345455
Ahhh fuck fuck fuck one time i also did it while 3 other guys were sleeping in my room. Shit, well if he was into me he would have said something right?
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>>50345341
Thats cute you have discord?
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>>50345423
>> I think it's fun to do that now and then.
>not all the time
granted i havent done anything extreme except for fisting a fat slut, but im a fan of saying that sex is all about creativity and passion, and whether that means warm and soft intimacy or always brutally hard ragefucking is up to the person, but i find ragefucking so much more intense.
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>>50345489
It's not cute at all because i smell and have to go take a shower or bathe in perfume. Man being black is hard.
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>>50345483
I mean, he could have been asleep and not noticed. Or maybe so embarrassed that he didn't want to.

>>50345490
Don't get me wrong, angry sex is great and I've had animalistic biting, scratching sex buuuut I'm okay to make it a more vanilla affair as well.
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>>50345514
If i ever get the chance to sleep near him again, i'm wiping my cum on his nape!!!
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>>50345514
>buuuut I'm okay to make it a more vanilla affair as well.
faggot, it's no fun if you dont go beast mode
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>>50345508
Satanic and black thats awesome
Whats your body type qt
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>>50345535
I'm a big boy with lots of hair.
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>>50345534
I've done mindless hookups too much so I grew out of wanting to fuck a hole. Doing too much of a thing gets pretty old.
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This thread is ebola. Faggots, not even once.
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>>50345775
Thanks for the bump idiot.
Here's another one.
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>wake up really early at like 4am
>4chan and internet slows to a crawl
>have to wait hours and hours for him to get up
>gonna end up going to sleep early too
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>>50345957
You're too clingy about him. Try to think a bit for yourself.
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How are things with your crush as of today, guys?
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>had an awful busy first day back to uni after winter holidays and wasn't able to talk with ldr bf all day
>he still texted me, telling me about his day, how much he loves me and how he hopes my day is going well
i met him on another board but he is just such a precious little thing and also really cute
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>>50346169
Is it bad to crush on multiple people?
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>>50346259
Not necessarily, no. It happens.
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>>50346214
Are you me?
It's really cute how they show their affection this way, even though they're highly autistic, I think.
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>>50335282
Is that Ardyn? That motherfucker.
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>>50346275
Well I crush on one guy who doesn't like me back
I crush on one guy who likes me back but it's likely going nowhere
And i crush on a guy who I dunno how they feel and sometimes they like to rile me up until I'm unbearably horny and can't help masturbating.
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>>50346259
Interesting, what happens when two of them want your attention?
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>>50346325
The last two sound fun, with the third one you mentioned sounding the most fun. I wish I had something like that.
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>>50346169
8 months ago my e-crush told me he was no longer interested in me. Over the past month he has began responding to my advances again and said there is a chance we might be able to meetup in the summer. Hopefully I can manage to not fuck it up again with my lack of social skills!
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>>50346338
Well the last one, I've known him for years and he's kind of a slut. He loves to get guys jerking off to feet.
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>new acquaintance tells me im cute, i say thank you
>grabs my butt later that day, i just laugh nervously
>texts me tonight saying "im sorry but you made this really awkward"
Huh???
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>>50346350
Good luck with your e-crush, anon!
>>50346351
Is he a crush of yours that you know irl or just an e-crush?
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>>50346381
E-crush, that has been supportive of me for like 5 years when I've been crushing on other people.
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>>50346396
Oh, I see... Well, has he riled you up recently?
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>>50346280
he's just really fallen for me because i helped him through a lot of shit back when i first started talking to him.
he has helped me as well by giving my life a bit of meaning.
everytime i talk to him, i make sure that he is doing okay and that nothing is bothering or upsetting him.
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>>50346356
stop talking to him, he's taking you for a boyslut.
he expected you to suck his cock the moment he groped your bum.
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How do I get an E-boyfriend?
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>>50346481
Not lately. He called me cute and kept insisting it's subjective when I denied it.

And got flustered when I said I wish I could get a bf like him.
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>>50346487
This so much.
It's a bit different for me, but he is helping me by listening to my endless monologues dealing with some shit right now and I am the ray of light in his life, he admitted.
I can't wait to be together with him again and live a happy life. Just a few more months.
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>>50346507
Him getting flustered does sound cute tbhwy.
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>>50346503
Meet an introvert in need of love on the internet (Discord servers are a valid option). Sharing interests is preferential so then you can bring topics to the table!
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>>50346503
find someone who shares your interests (or not if youre willing to take up someone elses interests even if they wont do the same)
trade pics to see if you both like eachother

ggez
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>>50346585
I don't know it sounds difficult and a bit scary.
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>>50346596
it is, thats why getting a bf is hard
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>>50346523
>he admitted i am the ray of light in his life
told him the same thing too
i also sometimes tell him that when he is happy, his smile is like a sunshine, spreading happiness to whoever sees it.
god, i hate being so far away from him...
>can't wait to be together again
so you two already met?
how was your first ever meet-up?
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Hi Kian lmfao
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>>50346612
Well, we originally lived pretty close to each other but I decided to be a year abroad before we got together. We spend every moment we could before that together and what can I say, it was the happiest I've been since a was a child and unaware of it all.
We have very similar taste so we have a lot to show each other and laugh about old stuff. 07/27/1978 is our bible.
Cuddling and lewd times were also really nice and we plan to move in together once I'm back.
Life turned around for me so much since I turned 21.
I want to make him the happiest I can and be together forever once we reunite.
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>>50346169
I honestly don't even know at this point
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>>50346777
god damn it, i want this so bad.
you are really lucky, anon.
i wish nothing but the best for you two.
hope i can experience one day the same "Heaven on Earth" that is your relationship with my Taylor...
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>>50346917
oof, you'll have that too some time in the close future. I believe in you two.
And thanks for the salutations!
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I'm still waiting to find the love of my life.
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Too much people think love will make them happy and give them a meaning for their lifes. They prefer to love the feeling of love than the partner. Don't make this mistake r9gay.
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>>50347254
I think the feeling of giving someone love makes me happy

I just dont have anyone to show romantic love to
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>>50347254
but what if i love both?
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>>50347254
I have complete confidence that finding someone to love will give me purpose and happiness in life. I live for other people. When I'm alone I have no motivation to do anything, but when I have someone to do things with I'm suddenly social and wanting to travel everywhere and do literally everything. I need someone.
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I just reapplied for university, /r9gay/. It was easy. Too easy. Now I'm suspicious that I missed something and fucked my (re)application up.
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>>50347366
Having no motivation to do anything will not help you to find someone though.
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>>50347468
True, its why I'm still here at 27 never having had a relationship yet. But gosh if I do find someone its gonna be amazing. I still have hope!
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>>50347953
You shouldn't do that anon. Try new hobbies. Like this, you will meet new people not because you want to be with them but because you want to share your hobbies something with them.
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>>50347254
>tfw a guy told me he loved me but after a while his depression got worse and stopped talking to me period few days ago
Nothing I did cheered him up and now I, too, feel like shit
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>tfw this is the only place i have to talk about how much i want to slash my wrists
i want to slash my wrists
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>tfw lonely
>tfw life consists only of work and escapism
>tfw sad
>tfw touch deprived
>tfw can almost feel the hug of my imaginary bf
>tfw horny but feel guilt and regret after I fap
>tfw no bf
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>>50349128
I know that feel very well and hate it
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>be me
>on date
>am a sperg, he's pretty normie
>we both confess to having strong feelings for each other already
>go back to his place
>make out
>clothes come off
>continue, both really into it
>after we stop he gets emotional
>he gets up and goes to sleep on the couch
>he won't tell me what's wrong
>mfw I'm laying there alone in his bed trying to work out where I fucked up
Do I just cut my losses and run before I fall more in love with him? I don't want a relationship where I have to deal with this sort of shit.
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>>50349528
How long have you known him? How well do you know him?
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>>50349528
cuddle him you fool!
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>>50350123
nah, if he wants his space, it's polite to give it to him.
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>>50349032
Suicide attempt scars are hot
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>>50350819
ls this cute
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>>50351013
Learn to take photos first, can't see shit
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>>50351013
Didja fall off your bike again kiddo?
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>>50351065
i think its a ripped up thumb? it looks like a hand i have no idea it was an attempt at least
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Should I sissy spam in this thread or wait till the next one bros?
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if you reply you're more mentally ill than the person who posted the obvious bait
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>>50351290
NO. FUCK OFF AND MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD
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i can't believe it replied to its own post
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>>50351439
I hate this image because of how overly perfect his teeth are
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>>50351489
Do you have gross teeth?
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>>50351489
Stick some metal in ya gobber mate
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>>50351506
No but no ones teeth look like that naturally
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>>50351526
haha, alright anon
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>>50351576
it's like those instagram model people that perfectly groom every aspect of their face 24/7 so they have pearlescent straight white teeth, perfectly shaped eyebrows, perfectly even beards, perfectly cut and styled hair
looks weird and unnatural desu
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>send him a cute webm he'd like
>don't know how to start a conversation beyond that
haha oops
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.tfw no original stoner bf
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>>50352133
Reminder that if you can't find common topics to talk about, he's not the right one for you
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>>50352163
>tfw this is post 420 in this thread
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>>50352318
i dont think it's that he can't physically find something to talk about it's more just that he can't bring himself to actually talk
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>tfw no bf to unconditionally love and protect

I'm tired of this suffering. It's never ever going to get better.
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>tfw no bf to care for me while im super sick
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>tfw no smaller bf that wouldn't mind whenever I put my head on his shoulder, even though it would make my back a little uncomfortable given our height differences
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>tfw asleep
>tfw want to be cuddled and hear his voice
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>>50352337
>>tfw it isn't
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>>50352795
>tfw no bf to care for while he is super sick and bring him food and medicine in bed
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>tfw no bf to have dinner ready for when he gets home from work
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tfw no bf to raid molten core with me
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>tfw no alcoholic bf to save
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>>50353069
What would you cook for your tired bf anon?
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>tfw no any bf
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>tfw no every bf
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>>50353143
Every day I would ask him what he would like for dinner that night, and I'd try to make it for him. On days when I don't get the chance it would be a surprise to him, like maybe hamburgers or, if I'm able to get the ingredients, some sort of stew.
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>>50353209
Aw. He'd be lucky to have someone as caring as you
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>>50353140
>no alcoholic bf to be an alcoholic but then eventually get bored of it with
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>>50353298
I'd be lucky to have him too. I just have to find him first.
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>tfw no bf that lets me live with him so I can continue with work
Going to be homeless and can't handle the situation.
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>>50353536
Just buy a rope and hang yourself in your current home, you're going to end all of your suffering and devaluate the property, so other people with money troubles could afford it
It's a win/win
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I need to drink.
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>>50353327
What does this mean? Wanna be an alcoholic with me, anon?
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>>50353828
He probably means he would want a boyfriend to get silly drunk and affectionate with for a short while. But, ultimately both of them wouldn't feel the need to drink on account of how wonderful they make each other feel.
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anyone here in or around east of houston?
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>>50353140
>to save
you're the worst type of person
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>>50353865
That sounds nice.
>tfw no bf like this
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Must be so exciting moving in with your bf. Imagine sharing a place with your best friend who you can also cuddle and fuck and sleep next to, and you get to do that every day.

I'm so lonely!
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>>50353879
>tfw West of Houston
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>tfw no bf to remind me that to paint the miniatures that I keep buying and not painting
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>>50353890
I daydream about it before I pass out and when I'm hung over.
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>>50353889
>you're the worst type of person
Why?
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>>50353970
People with savior complexes are just shit people to begin with
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHUUmcRNCb8
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>>50353879
I was just in Houston last week
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>>50354155
What were you up to?
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>>50354033
Is it a saviour complex to want to help someone smile and laugh?
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>>50354033
I don't have a complex, I'm an alcoholic myself, I'd just like to help someone stop as well as myself.
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>>50354167
Was flying to home Louisiana, but had major delays. Ended up stuck there, had friend who drove and picked me up.
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>>50354193
depends, but usually if you do it at your own expense then yeah
>>50354221
that sounds only slightly better, i guess? could be worse.
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>>50353928
we could still talk if you have kik or discord or something it just means logistically we'd have to plan meeting up if things went that far

>>50354258
i live like an hour/2 hour's drive from lake charles. there's a casino near houston my dad used to take me and my siblings to a lot that had this kid's zone with all these arcade games and stuff it was pretty sweet.
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>tfw no bf to hug and bask in the warmth radiating from his chest
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>tfw no skinny, hairy bf
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>>50354519
i wish i had a hairier chest.
the lower half of my body is hogging it all.
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>tfw no bottom bully bf
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>>50354701
>the lower half of my body is hogging it all.
My body is the same, i only have tiny bits of hair on my chest and a bit on my tummy.
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Yeah can I get a fuckin uhhhhhhh bf
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>>50353140
Typing this post while drinking vodka straight. Help, please!
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>>50355066
what vodka
send pics
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>>50355065
There can be no hope in this hell... no hope at all.

Ear wax smells funny.
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>>50355135
Sobieski, nooo
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>>50355705
>not picrelated
well i'm drinking shitty cheap beer so who am i to fucking tell you what to drink
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>>50355390
>tfw got razor burn on my dick due to shaving
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I'm back home. Thanks for putting the thread on hold while I was gone.
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>>50356132
Try pic related, I used it last night and I was pubeless in seven minutes, no burn or anything. Just be sure to wash your hands after applying it
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>>50356375
Forgot my pic because I'm big stupid faggot retard
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Im a sick anon can i get a nurse bf please
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>hang with them all the time
>he's super clingy but that's okay
>never had someone care about me as much as they do
>can't tell them how i really feel about them
>feeling worse about myself
>start doubting if i deserve their attraction
>thinking i should remove myself them entirely and go back to living in misery for good
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anyone know any good gae dating sims? im feeling extra lonely today and im bored of using my imagination
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>>50356731
masaka kimi wa...yogensha?
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>>50356445
I'm sick too Anon, let's nurse each other back to health
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>tfw no bf to live with in a happy little bubble where nothing matters but him and me
>tfw no soulmate bf
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>>50356731
tell him anon
he already seems to care about you the way you describe things, it might hurt him, and not to mention you, more if you go back into misery now
you could discuss how you feel with him if you're close enough to and you think he'd understand, maybe you could even try to work through it together
and i don't want to force you into any course of action, that's just my suggestion
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What height would your ideal bf?
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>>50356990
any height is fine from 5'3" to 6 whatever.
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>>50356780
Aww anon whatre you sick with?
For me im recovering from surgery and i think i either got a cold or an infection or somethin
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>>50356990
Anthing tall(er) than me would be fine
T. 5'4
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>Get told my hair looks fluffy today
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>introverted, pure, autistically self-conscious bf

I want to listen to your musings
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>>50356878
>tell him
it's not that easy
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>>50357066
Why not? If you did tell him, or bring up the topic, what would happen? Give us the details please.
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>tfw no talking right hand
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>>50357066
i understand anon, and i'm definitely not going to make you do anything, i just hope you get this figured out soon and hopefully all turns out well
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>>50357123
>what would happen
the possibility of rejection and the distance that would come from that
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>>50357179
you would rather remain in this perpetual state of uncertainty?
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>>50357231
no, it would be easier to lay in bed and try to forget about everything
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any rappers itt?
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>>50357302
Uh, hi, I suppose
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>>50357302
no but I love soundcloud rap
>tfw 21 savage didnt release immortal from the MK11 trailer
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>>50357341
>>50357354
You two hit it off
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We need to slash and burn this thread, everyone in agreement to create new one?
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>>50357421
go ahead and make a new one if you want to anon, i'll migrate
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>>50357421
don't have it be generic yaoi couple.
be creative
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>>50357476
no u make one
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>>50357382
I wouldnt date a rapper cause I hate the style
I just like the music
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>>50357490
no way, i'll probably mess it up, i can't be trusted with that kind of responsibility
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>>50357535
>>50357490
you guys are too gay
>>50357560
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>>50357564
thanks for covering it anon
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>tfw cirno first post
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>try dating sites
>they're all full of normies i can't related to
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thinking about it anons





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